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5/23/08 game day thread 2

This is a long game.

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""I want George W. Bush to say, "All things equal, I screwed up this country far worse than I did the Texas Rangers."" - Chris Ballard

by miles on May 23, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

seattle losing 13-2

hehe.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 23, 2008 8:08 PM CDT reply actions  

And Adam Jones is starting to heat up

Hitting .342 over his last 11 games.

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven

by LSJ on May 23, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

even if he doesnt

hes still got 5 years or whatever to make him worth it.

bedard was to get them in the playoffs at the long term cost, and thats obviously going to have a really hard time working.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 23, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah i thought the game started at 7cdt, thankfully it moved so slow i didnt miss much

"When we're mad we'll use our words. Then the rest of the world will play nice with us. And the only boom-booms will be in our pants." - Ralph Wiggum

by rentz on May 23, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

And so much for...

12 seconds from the time the pitcher receives the ball until he delivers it. Julio was taking about half a minute.

II Cor. 4:17-18

by TedFord on May 23, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

New Thread:

Party Pooper!

;)

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 8:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Lindsay needs

a hotter GF…that is all.

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 8:15 PM CDT reply actions  

+1

Ali Lohan is a 14 year old slut

""I want George W. Bush to say, "All things equal, I screwed up this country far worse than I did the Texas Rangers."" - Chris Ballard

by miles on May 23, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sweet!

We are owning!

""I want George W. Bush to say, "All things equal, I screwed up this country far worse than I did the Texas Rangers."" - Chris Ballard

by miles on May 23, 2008 8:15 PM CDT reply actions  

3.12 to

4.34?

Wow!

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 8:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Gabbard's

ERA, btw.

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

1 for 4 hammy?

oh my. you disappoint me.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 23, 2008 8:16 PM CDT reply actions  

x

Padilla, Ham, and Bradley have to make it…

""I want George W. Bush to say, "All things equal, I screwed up this country far worse than I did the Texas Rangers."" - Chris Ballard

by miles on May 23, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

which reminds me

i need to go vote i havent done that yet this yr.

by murph22 on May 23, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Same here...

""I want George W. Bush to say, "All things equal, I screwed up this country far worse than I did the Texas Rangers."" - Chris Ballard

by miles on May 23, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Reputation

may be the only thing that prevents him. Still seen as a hot head by many.

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

by Kinkaide on May 23, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

I doubt he will

But if Hamilton isn’t the starting CF, I will… well, I don’t know what I’ll do, but it won’t be fair.

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven

by LSJ on May 23, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

I swear

if Ellsbury starts over him….

""I want George W. Bush to say, "All things equal, I screwed up this country far worse than I did the Texas Rangers."" - Chris Ballard

by miles on May 23, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

And how 'bout Murph?

Before long, he has to garner attention.

II Cor. 4:17-18

by TedFord on May 23, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gavin Floyd

Back to back bases loaded HBPs in the top of the 5th. Angels now up 3-0 on ChiSox.

by Adam J. Morris on May 23, 2008 8:20 PM CDT reply actions  

man

he had a no hitter goin thru 4 too

by murph22 on May 23, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Indians

2 catchers are better than our 2 catchers.

""I want George W. Bush to say, "All things equal, I screwed up this country far worse than I did the Texas Rangers."" - Chris Ballard

by miles on May 23, 2008 8:22 PM CDT reply actions  

NO

they are not, neither one of them are as good defensively and Shoppach sux

by blueballlefty on May 23, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

-1

Shoppauch is good defensively…

And they are both dominator’s.

""I want George W. Bush to say, "All things equal, I screwed up this country far worse than I did the Texas Rangers."" - Chris Ballard

by miles on May 23, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

you

cant -1 someone who responds to you, by the way do you have players you like here or in our system or do you just come on here to hate, you are way to young to be this pesimistic you may need some help

by blueballlefty on May 23, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am

a realist.

""I want George W. Bush to say, "All things equal, I screwed up this country far worse than I did the Texas Rangers."" - Chris Ballard

by miles on May 23, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thats

Josey Whales.

""I want George W. Bush to say, "All things equal, I screwed up this country far worse than I did the Texas Rangers."" - Chris Ballard

by miles on May 23, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

where

do you buy your make up at?

by blueballlefty on May 23, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Actually V. Martinez has greatly improved defensively

(which, on a side note, is why I am optimistic that someday Salty will improve too, but that’s another story).

But Shoppach sucks offensively, and Martinez has zero HR’s this year.

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven

by LSJ on May 23, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

would you trade

the 2 for 2 I admit V.Mart is probably the best (unless Laird continues to hit like this) but Shoppach is clearly the worst right?

by blueballlefty on May 23, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Probably not

Martinez > Salty right now, but Salt’s got the potential to be a similar player eventually…

As for Laird vs. Shoppach, it’s pretty clear who’s the superior player there.

Bottom line, yes, I’d rather have Salty/Laird over V. Mart/Shoppach.

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven

by LSJ on May 23, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Loe

knows how to pitch…..tonite anyway.

by murph22 on May 23, 2008 8:22 PM CDT reply actions  

that's what I heard she said!!

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hahaha

+1

""I want George W. Bush to say, "All things equal, I screwed up this country far worse than I did the Texas Rangers."" - Chris Ballard

by miles on May 23, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

He wanted to get back here

where his hot girlfriend lives. VERY hot.

re: Ann Coulter - "She doesn't get raped nearly enough." - DJ Cahill

by EssBee on May 23, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

You got

a pic?

""I want George W. Bush to say, "All things equal, I screwed up this country far worse than I did the Texas Rangers."" - Chris Ballard

by miles on May 23, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Unfortunately not

I just know her. Next time, I’ll sneak out the camera phone.

re: Ann Coulter - "She doesn't get raped nearly enough." - DJ Cahill

by EssBee on May 23, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Was just checking box scores

Max with a homer, Davis with 2 homers, and Felix with 5 IP, 1 run allowed (unearned)

by Adam J. Morris on May 23, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

considering they could both help this team this year

dont you think its time to find a way to maneuver at least one to AAA?

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 23, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well

I imagine Davis will be there in the next 3-4 weeks.

Max, I’m not so sure, mainly because they have Teagarden catching there and I imagine they want both guys to catch full-time.

by Adam J. Morris on May 23, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

whats the current word on max's catching?

i havnt seen a recent evaluation of how his defense is coming along, have you?

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 23, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

IMO

Max will skip AAA and beat Taylor here!

by blueballlefty on May 23, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

No way

what would be the purpose of rollin with Hank @ 1st then?

Doesn’t make sense, AJM.

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

there is no purpose

its stupid.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 23, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Better than Yanks and Mets

If the Rangers win tonight, it will be the first time they have a better record than both New York teams at the same time since I moved to New York 6 years ago!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How about that….

by BxRanger on May 23, 2008 8:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Shelton

has a place on this roster. dont dfa him.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 23, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions  

I think...

...Cat gets d.l.’d when Blalock gets activated.

by Adam J. Morris on May 23, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shelton

is on fire (no pun intended)

""I want George W. Bush to say, "All things equal, I screwed up this country far worse than I did the Texas Rangers."" - Chris Ballard

by miles on May 23, 2008 8:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Salty

ops should now be approaching .780 or so

what say you now nay-sayer?

and yes thats singular.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 23, 2008 8:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Who is the

nay sayer?

""I want George W. Bush to say, "All things equal, I screwed up this country far worse than I did the Texas Rangers."" - Chris Ballard

by miles on May 23, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

And he

says I’m the negative one?

""I want George W. Bush to say, "All things equal, I screwed up this country far worse than I did the Texas Rangers."" - Chris Ballard

by miles on May 23, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like Salty.

""I want George W. Bush to say, "All things equal, I screwed up this country far worse than I did the Texas Rangers."" - Chris Ballard

by miles on May 23, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

You like

ball in your face.

""I want George W. Bush to say, "All things equal, I screwed up this country far worse than I did the Texas Rangers."" - Chris Ballard

by miles on May 23, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

I dont know.....

....... if I have necessarily been a nay sayer I just think Laird is better and get tired of all the Salty is God talk from everybody. I am though a fan and hope that Salty rakes, just think he would be better off at 1st base

by blueballlefty on May 23, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

well, i know it.

and as we all know, im always right.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 23, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Laird isn't

very good…

""I want George W. Bush to say, "All things equal, I screwed up this country far worse than I did the Texas Rangers."" - Chris Ballard

by miles on May 23, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Realist*

""I want George W. Bush to say, "All things equal, I screwed up this country far worse than I did the Texas Rangers."" - Chris Ballard

by miles on May 23, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

THERE'S

“ding ding ding the Double” man i love TAG

by blueballlefty on May 23, 2008 8:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Ramon Vasquez...

His wife is smoki’n

""I want George W. Bush to say, "All things equal, I screwed up this country far worse than I did the Texas Rangers."" - Chris Ballard

by miles on May 23, 2008 8:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Smokin' what?

re: Ann Coulter - "She doesn't get raped nearly enough." - DJ Cahill

by EssBee on May 23, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Vasquez' dinger

""I want George W. Bush to say, "All things equal, I screwed up this country far worse than I did the Texas Rangers."" - Chris Ballard

by miles on May 23, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Salty dog is on fire tonight

"My death certificate will probably say: 'Cause of Death: World Series.'" Jamey Newberg

by boomer1 on May 23, 2008 8:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Shelton really

let himself go…

No wonder he blows.

""I want George W. Bush to say, "All things equal, I screwed up this country far worse than I did the Texas Rangers."" - Chris Ballard

by miles on May 23, 2008 8:35 PM CDT reply actions  

8 doubles in one game ties the Rangers record

1996 loss to Indians in Cleveland
1999
both championship years notes Eric
Alan Embry got the win for Cleveland, Gil Heredia the save in the 1996 game

by BxRanger on May 23, 2008 8:35 PM CDT reply actions  

CLE better be careful or...

we’ll throw a Baltimore at them.

II Cor. 4:17-18

by TedFord on May 23, 2008 8:35 PM CDT reply actions  

ohhhh man.. first rangers game ive gotten to see live since

spring football started
and drivers ed started. getting home at 10

its great to be back…

btw. if any of yall where at the St. michaels Maroon and White game… i was 62 white

touchdown... touchdown... and st.micheals takes the lead.

by kmacsm on May 23, 2008 8:39 PM CDT reply actions  

time for cleveland to win this game

touchdown... touchdown... and st.micheals takes the lead.

by kmacsm on May 23, 2008 8:39 PM CDT reply actions  

silly play be sizemore

kinsler like.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 23, 2008 8:40 PM CDT reply actions  

what a play

that a way vazquez

touchdown... touchdown... and st.micheals takes the lead.

by kmacsm on May 23, 2008 8:40 PM CDT reply actions  

The only reason I can think...

...Sizemore came home, is that he figured, with a 6 run lead, the Rangers would just take the sure out.

by Adam J. Morris on May 23, 2008 8:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Bang Bang Ramon!

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

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by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 8:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Simmer down now

Loe.

""I want George W. Bush to say, "All things equal, I screwed up this country far worse than I did the Texas Rangers."" - Chris Ballard

by miles on May 23, 2008 8:42 PM CDT reply actions  

any chance

that by the end of this game we look back and see how important getting sizemore out was

touchdown... touchdown... and st.micheals takes the lead.

by kmacsm on May 23, 2008 8:42 PM CDT reply actions  

i think from here on out

the rangers will score as many runs as cleveland and it never gets too close.

certainly like saving the run though.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 23, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

although

suddenly with loe getting lit up…

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 23, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

A request of Adam...

...make Jamey Carroll the Indians “What does this guy look like?” entry…

Seeing his photo on Gameday makes me think we’ll get some great submissions!

"Hello win column..."

by rangersfan34 on May 23, 2008 8:43 PM CDT reply actions  

that was a homerun

"When we're mad we'll use our words. Then the rest of the world will play nice with us. And the only boom-booms will be in our pants." - Ralph Wiggum

by rentz on May 23, 2008 8:45 PM CDT reply actions  

And

Wedge gets the heave-ho!

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey can some of you more die hard Ranger fans help me out?

I remember Kam Loe not being too shabby last year, and I was at the game where he dominated the Bo Sox at Fenway.

What happened late last year/the spring that he went down to the minors and is now a reliever?

by Brandon Worley on May 23, 2008 8:45 PM CDT reply actions  

lol gotcha.

I remember him playing better the 2nd half. I do remember his bad play though.

by Brandon Worley on May 23, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Limited repertoire

He’s better suited to the bullpen.

And he came out this spring and was terrible, apparently had some mechanical issues, and went down to AAA.

by Adam J. Morris on May 23, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks.

I get so caught up in the Cowboys and Stars it’s tough to keep track of all the little things with the Rangers.

by Brandon Worley on May 23, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've always been a huge fan of his

But you have to come to your senses at some point. His entire attitude has changed the past few years, whether it is because of his failed relationship with Kelly Rowland, his newfound faith or the fact that the NFL has started cracking down on his type of play.

This is his last year to really prove himself. The good news is that we have a few good safeties that might be able to come in and do a good job if he starts to tank again.

by Brandon Worley on May 23, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

What do you

say about today’s Pacman saga?

""I want George W. Bush to say, "All things equal, I screwed up this country far worse than I did the Texas Rangers."" - Chris Ballard

by miles on May 23, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think it's unfortunate.

The fact that the debt is from September, after he had been suspended will work against him.

As someone said elsewhere, no news about Pacman is great news. This was definitely not a good day for Pacman.

by Brandon Worley on May 23, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

He seems to rely

on his sinker too much and he does not have much room for error. If hitters lay off the low ones, he has problems with walks or he gets the sinker too high and it goes about 400 feet.

by Jea103 on May 23, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm too lazy to look up the stats

But he was really bad in spring training. And while he had his good outings last year, he also had some really bad ones, too.

Also, the rise of Luis Mendoza and Scott Feldman have pretty much squeezed Kam out of consideration for the rotation.

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven

by LSJ on May 23, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well

After the umps in Minnesota screwed us over, I don’t feel too bad about us getting this call.

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven

by LSJ on May 23, 2008 8:46 PM CDT reply actions  

yep

i feel bad for the umps the way these ballparks are built its impossible to tell on some of these HR’S

by blueballlefty on May 23, 2008 8:46 PM CDT reply actions  

12 runs

and were still gonna have to sweat this one out.

by murph22 on May 23, 2008 8:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Barry Zito

About to get his first win of the year.

by Adam J. Morris on May 23, 2008 8:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Word on

the street is that he can’t even go out anymore on town because people banter him so much..

""I want George W. Bush to say, "All things equal, I screwed up this country far worse than I did the Texas Rangers."" - Chris Ballard

by miles on May 23, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

thats ok

i think he’s into the lady’s

by blueballlefty on May 23, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

aside from the 3 game skid

at least our offense-pitching have been in sync.

lots of bad pitching performances covered by 10 run games, average hitting performances get the well pitched games.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 23, 2008 8:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Frankie frankenstien

touchdown... touchdown... and st.micheals takes the lead.

by kmacsm on May 23, 2008 8:52 PM CDT reply actions  

I was like an hour behind

but I’ve caught up. Geez, this is the slowest game. Come on throw a damn strike.

by Hull Fan on May 23, 2008 8:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Stop picking

your nose and pitch damnit

""I want George W. Bush to say, "All things equal, I screwed up this country far worse than I did the Texas Rangers."" - Chris Ballard

by miles on May 23, 2008 8:55 PM CDT reply actions  

frankie is alarmingly fx2 like this year.

compared to whatever we got last year.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 23, 2008 8:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Is that yours?

""I want George W. Bush to say, "All things equal, I screwed up this country far worse than I did the Texas Rangers."" - Chris Ballard

by miles on May 23, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wish

Mine would be the rusted out beat up 98 Dodge Ram

by SaltyDawg on May 23, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

thug mansion

touchdown... touchdown... and st.micheals takes the lead.

by kmacsm on May 23, 2008 8:56 PM CDT reply actions  

That commercial...

...for Keystone Light, with the Sir Mix-A-Lot ringtone, makes me laugh…

by Adam J. Morris on May 23, 2008 8:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Speaking of ringtones...

...I know a fun game…

Everyone guess what miles’ ringtone is…

I’m guessing it is something from Fifty Cent.

by Adam J. Morris on May 23, 2008 8:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Hannah Montana

Me fail English? That's unpossible! - RW

by Panorama on May 23, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Superstar!

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

like his favorite player Gerry

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Douche?

is that a new boy band I haven’t heard of yet?

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

listenin to him

its got to be some dark “indie rock” crap that is really thought provoking, and we probably wouldnt even get b/c we are just not that deep.

by blueballlefty on May 23, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

You wanna

fight?

""I want George W. Bush to say, "All things equal, I screwed up this country far worse than I did the Texas Rangers."" - Chris Ballard

by miles on May 23, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Highland Park

Thats my hoodddddd

""I want George W. Bush to say, "All things equal, I screwed up this country far worse than I did the Texas Rangers."" - Chris Ballard

by miles on May 23, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

With you are mom

you bet!

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

ew

""I want George W. Bush to say, "All things equal, I screwed up this country far worse than I did the Texas Rangers."" - Chris Ballard

by miles on May 23, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

You think it's ew for you

I was class of 2003 and had to listen to that damn song waaaaaaaay too much

by SaltyDawg on May 23, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

50 cent

is a beast.

""I want George W. Bush to say, "All things equal, I screwed up this country far worse than I did the Texas Rangers."" - Chris Ballard

by miles on May 23, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

is that the guy

that performs everybody in the club getting tipsy?

by Hull Fan on May 23, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

i get it

giggle

Me fail English? That's unpossible! - RW

by Panorama on May 23, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sir Mix-a-lot?

is tha ty ou?

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

joe saunders?

really?

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 23, 2008 8:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Saunders

Less than 4 Ks per 9 IP. Good walk rate, okay HR rate. He’s got a 4.31 DIPS ERA, and that’s where he’ll likely end up.

by Adam J. Morris on May 23, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

there goes the triple crown

of course, he may end up getting 7 at bats in this game and chances to get it back.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 23, 2008 9:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Doug Davis

goes 7 innings giving up only 1 run. Will get a W tonite. good for him.

by murph22 on May 23, 2008 9:06 PM CDT reply actions  

And

he’s single now… good for him.

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 23, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Okay

The next pitcher who walks someone has to stand in front of the auto-pitcher after the game, and take one in the nuts.

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven

by LSJ on May 23, 2008 9:10 PM CDT reply actions  

bring in guardado

to show’em how it’s done. His stuff may not be great but he’ll throw a fucking strike.

by Hull Fan on May 23, 2008 9:10 PM CDT reply actions  

too many

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 23, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Total?

Texas has walked 8 tonight so far, 6 by Gabbard, 2 by Frankie. Cleveland has walked 7. 15 walks all told.

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven

by LSJ on May 23, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

-1

that’s just unacceptable when your team scores 12 freaking runs.

by Hull Fan on May 23, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Guys available in the pen

Guardado, Rupe, Wilson

Benoit and Wright both threw 30 pitches yesterday, and I can’t see either of them going.

by Adam J. Morris on May 23, 2008 9:12 PM CDT reply actions  

would mathis

be available? He’s pitched well in relief.

by Hull Fan on May 23, 2008 9:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Saltabeast!!!!

""I want George W. Bush to say, "All things equal, I screwed up this country far worse than I did the Texas Rangers."" - Chris Ballard

by miles on May 23, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks

My mistake.

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven

by LSJ on May 23, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Where is

Carlos Almonzar these days?

""I want George W. Bush to say, "All things equal, I screwed up this country far worse than I did the Texas Rangers."" - Chris Ballard

by miles on May 23, 2008 9:13 PM CDT reply actions  

+1

Gabbard blows.

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven

by LSJ on May 23, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

-1

gabbard is ok. he was terrible tonight.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 23, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

got a good feeling about murphy

i’m thinking double

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on May 23, 2008 9:13 PM CDT reply actions  

everyones favorite ranger

eddie guardado

touchdown... touchdown... and st.micheals takes the lead.

by kmacsm on May 23, 2008 9:13 PM CDT reply actions  

unbelievable

the only guy in the pen who can throw strikes consistently. Oh, and send Loe back down and call up Littleton or Madrigal.

by Hull Fan on May 23, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Loe actually walked nobody

But we may need to do that, just to get another fresh arm up here.

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven

by LSJ on May 23, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is there

a buffet in the bullpen I am not aware of?

""I want George W. Bush to say, "All things equal, I screwed up this country far worse than I did the Texas Rangers."" - Chris Ballard

by miles on May 23, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply actions  

hahaha

there was but only a few crumbs left at this point.

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

go jim go

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 23, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jim Thome..

Biggest you know what in the MLB…

""I want George W. Bush to say, "All things equal, I screwed up this country far worse than I did the Texas Rangers."" - Chris Ballard

by miles on May 23, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah

""I want George W. Bush to say, "All things equal, I screwed up this country far worse than I did the Texas Rangers."" - Chris Ballard

by miles on May 23, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

how do you know Miles?

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh that's right the cinci sources...

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Have you not

heard about the rumors before?

I don’t even know where I heard it, but several people have said it.

""I want George W. Bush to say, "All things equal, I screwed up this country far worse than I did the Texas Rangers."" - Chris Ballard

by miles on May 23, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha NO I haven't

I did hear that Gerald Laird has the smallest one but I hadn’t heard on the biggest.

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

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by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

miles reads...

...that website where groupies post info about various players…

That’s also where he thinks he learned Hamilton was using again…

by Adam J. Morris on May 23, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Those

girls are sluts.

""I want George W. Bush to say, "All things equal, I screwed up this country far worse than I did the Texas Rangers."" - Chris Ballard

by miles on May 23, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Admit to everyone...

...that that was your secret Cincy source on Hamilton…

by Adam J. Morris on May 23, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

If people

haven’t figured that out yet, then I feel sorry for them.

I posted the freaking website.

""I want George W. Bush to say, "All things equal, I screwed up this country far worse than I did the Texas Rangers."" - Chris Ballard

by miles on May 23, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

K

boooooooooo.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 23, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

He is

a cocky SOB

""I want George W. Bush to say, "All things equal, I screwed up this country far worse than I did the Texas Rangers."" - Chris Ballard

by miles on May 23, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

on a related note

I’ve never been happier at a baseball event that when K-Rod sulked in the winning run against the A’s

by Mahon on May 23, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

No

We’re scoring 5.

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven

by LSJ on May 23, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

wash says no way

bunt!

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 23, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

any murph haters left?

even if he never hits lefties, no way with his defense and offense against righties that he cant be a platoon lefty, which equates to the great majority of playing time.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 23, 2008 9:27 PM CDT reply actions  

at this point

i think people fear murph not hate

by murph22 on May 23, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

+ 1

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

well i shouldnt say hate

but there were doubters. which there should have been given his minor league numbers.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 23, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

THE MURPH!!!!!

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 9:28 PM CDT reply actions  

with boggs up im fine with it

boggs isnt very good right now and 4 runs feels a lot better than 3.

if it was shelton or murphy up or something, no way. but boggs? eh.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 23, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Boggs was 2-3 today

I would have let him swing.

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven

by LSJ on May 23, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

It just seems like

the kind of game that if three runs isn’t enough of a lead, four won’t be either.

by Inkara1 on May 23, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

is it wrong

to love murphy this much?

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on May 23, 2008 9:29 PM CDT reply actions  

NO its all GOOD!

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

the 3 best hitters this season

are all “new” guys

hamilton
bradley
murphy

not saying it’s bad…just sayin

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on May 23, 2008 9:30 PM CDT reply actions  

i never thought

id be voting for 3 Ranger Outfielders on the All Star ballot.

by murph22 on May 23, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

But you can still vote for Ben Broussard!!!

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven

by LSJ on May 23, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Great

Rafael Betencourt on from the bullpen. Why don’t we just stop this game altogether?

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven

by LSJ on May 23, 2008 9:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Let's counter by summoning the Padilla Flotilla

and force him to walk the first batter every inning he pitches

by Telegraph on May 23, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

well if they keep it within 3

they will be seeing benoit, will they not? thats a counter

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 23, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

maxram

needs a hit in his next at bat to get to .400. or 402 or whatever it would be.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 23, 2008 9:34 PM CDT reply actions  

geez

can he take any longer??

"When we're mad we'll use our words. Then the rest of the world will play nice with us. And the only boom-booms will be in our pants." - Ralph Wiggum

by rentz on May 23, 2008 9:37 PM CDT reply actions  

pinch hitting for Miles...

That’s what she said!!

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

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by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haha,

your on a roll, second one tonight!

That was a good one too…

""I want George W. Bush to say, "All things equal, I screwed up this country far worse than I did the Texas Rangers."" - Chris Ballard

by miles on May 23, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Holy crap

That guy makes Padilla look fast… that was about the slowest walk I’ve seen in a long time

by Inkara1 on May 23, 2008 9:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Come on Salty

Knock Betancourt out of this game.

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven

by LSJ on May 23, 2008 9:37 PM CDT reply actions  

You could be like that one guy that used to be on the Man Show

He could chug two beers in two gulps in two seconds… he could finish off a keg in the time it takes Betancourt to throw a pitch

by Inkara1 on May 23, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

That

is the funniest show of all time, wish they still did it.

""I want George W. Bush to say, "All things equal, I screwed up this country far worse than I did the Texas Rangers."" - Chris Ballard

by miles on May 23, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

That one guy made the show

I can’t remember his name… played the piano, sang dirty songs, gulped two beers in a second or two… that was good stuff.

by Inkara1 on May 23, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Josh

Breaking out the Gilbert and Sullivan references.

by LiamP on May 23, 2008 9:42 PM CDT reply actions  

i wish i had the willpower

to have just watched the first few innings where the rangers rocked carmona and then leave.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 23, 2008 9:43 PM CDT reply actions  

From the time Guardado came in

I went and cleaned the toilet, the shower, and unclogged the drain. This is the same damn inning.

by Hull Fan on May 23, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

It could be worse... you could be me

My fiance wanted me to join her for her lunch break… I had to leave at the end of the second inning with Texas up 4-3… I came back in time to see Francisco’s second walk.

by Inkara1 on May 23, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

well so far vazquez is certainly proving me wrong.

for a week anyway. ill still take the under on a 700 ops from this point forward.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 23, 2008 9:44 PM CDT reply actions  

fyi

Just got word that SBNation may go down briefly at some point in the next 15-30 minutes.

So if the site goes down, don’t be alarmed…it will be brief and temporary.

by Adam J. Morris on May 23, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Sure, sure...

"My death certificate will probably say: 'Cause of Death: World Series.'" Jamey Newberg

by boomer1 on May 23, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah right

Although, as slow as this game is progressing, it’ll probably seen brief, yes.

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven

by LSJ on May 23, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

a very petty/stupid complaint about sbn downtime

in the first month of the season when it would go down for 12 hours at a time in the middle of the day without warning… and still have a “planned downtime” graphic. i dont know why, but I resented the “planned” message =p

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 23, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ramon sez

RESPECT THE STACHE

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven

by LSJ on May 23, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Jose Valverde took a line drive off the face

against the Phillies but stayed in and got the save…fist pump and all.

I am watching Baseball Tonight in between pitches and haven’t missed a pitch

by SaltyDawg on May 23, 2008 9:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Volquez

2.1 IP, 1 H, 0 R, 6 K

by Mahon on May 23, 2008 9:48 PM CDT reply actions  

was it really as simple

as a different arm angle and grip on a changeup? He went from a guy who you might hope would get a 5.00 ERA to a dominant starter

by Dirk Diggler on May 23, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kinsler needs to stop arguing balls and strikes every time hes called out

hes going to get a reputation with umps… then they may actually try some iffy calls

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 23, 2008 9:49 PM CDT reply actions  

The Electrician!

Wasn’t expecting to see him

by Inkara1 on May 23, 2008 9:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Me, either

I’d have thought they’d go with Rupe here.

Although I guess they have to save him for tomorrow, in case they need a long man.

by Adam J. Morris on May 23, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

for the love of god

betencourt cannot come back in the ninth.

by Hull Fan on May 23, 2008 9:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Lewin will be reading War and Peace between pitches....and finish it with 2 pitches to spare....

If that was the case…..I hope not

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on May 23, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's windy-ish here in Oakland...

I thought that would have helped the knuckler out. He probably doesn’t have any modicum of control of it tonight though.

by ghostofErikThompson on May 23, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wind

Supposedly, it really hurts the knuckleball.

by Adam J. Morris on May 23, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

And thus...

the dangers of carrying a knuckleballer in your rotation. You never know what will cause it to lose its effectiveness.

by ghostofErikThompson on May 23, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

good bounceback inning for wright

after hitting a speedbump last time.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 23, 2008 9:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Betancort

after watching him pitch I felt as though I just rode a turtle to the dragon palace. (sorry for my obscure reference)

by chrisR on May 23, 2008 9:55 PM CDT reply actions  

I don't know

I’d like to put 6 or 7 on the board, and then go with Rupe.

by Adam J. Morris on May 23, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd like to stick with Wright

Then Rupe is well-rested in case he’s needed tomorrow

by Inkara1 on May 23, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

no to bgl

he needs all the rest he can get. although i assume they will start warming him up even if wright goes in in case it gets bad.

probably yes to wright.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 23, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Do not want to see

C.J. in a non-save situation. Don’t tempt fate.

by Jea103 on May 23, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

I could really go for a hammy hit

i like the triple crown stat. 2 for 6 might keep it.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 23, 2008 9:58 PM CDT reply actions  

there we go.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 23, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

CJ wilson is warmed up

my god wash. what is wrong with you. hopefully i missed them saying wright was still looking ready to go in and its just in case.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 23, 2008 10:03 PM CDT reply actions  

damn milt

was that necessary? really?

by Hull Fan on May 23, 2008 10:08 PM CDT reply actions  

It should not cost the Rangers in this case but

he should realize that if he barks at the ump he’s gone. It’s silly to get thrown out every time he disagrees with the umpire.

by Jea103 on May 23, 2008 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

No lyrics

It was some kind of electronic/dance song in the background while they did a game reset kind of thing mentioning Salty’s grand slam

by Inkara1 on May 23, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ah

Well, I’m no help then.

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"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven

by LSJ on May 23, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

That works

insufferable game though.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 23, 2008 10:16 PM CDT reply actions  

HELLO WIN COLUMN!

Five hundo, baby.

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on May 23, 2008 10:16 PM CDT reply actions  

nice work Electrician!!

The Murph Rocks!

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

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by LAMuscleFag on May 23, 2008 10:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Tomorrow 1 over for the first time in a long time!

"My death certificate will probably say: 'Cause of Death: World Series.'" Jamey Newberg

by boomer1 on May 23, 2008 10:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Ryan Ludwick=beast

Just watched Vin Scully call Ludwick’s 2-run HR just now… man, that guy’s had a hell of a May, hasn’t he? Maybe that’s the ex-ranger we should be worrying about…

by Inkara1 on May 23, 2008 10:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Heh...

He will cool off…

""I want George W. Bush to say, "All things equal, I screwed up this country far worse than I did the Texas Rangers."" - Chris Ballard

by miles on May 23, 2008 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Negative? geez

Why does everyone seem so negative a win is a win. It’s been a long time since the rangers have played this game at least enjoy and don’t make little negative comments every time they do something good.

by iorange555 on May 23, 2008 10:34 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm happy!

""I want George W. Bush to say, "All things equal, I screwed up this country far worse than I did the Texas Rangers."" - Chris Ballard

by miles on May 23, 2008 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

i totally bashed murphs double

hated bradley doing well. though wright sucked.

why do some people not seem to understand that people commenting the entire game are going to comment on both the positive and negative?

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 23, 2008 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

Realism and thoroughness are not the same as negativity.

by philkid3 on May 24, 2008 1:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure.

I meant good* not game…...

by iorange555 on May 23, 2008 10:37 PM CDT reply actions  

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