What does this guy look like? Longhorn edition
by Adam J. Morris on May 27, 2008 11:04 AM CDT
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You know the drill...I give you a photo of an opposing player, you tell me what he looks like he'd be doing for a living if he weren't a ballplayer...
Today it is UT's own J.P. Howell:
via l.yimg.com
What does this guy look like?
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He looks like a bumpkinish Josh Hamilton.
Put a silly straw hat on him and stick a hay stalk in his mouth and he’d look like a farmer.
by Athos on May 27, 2008 11:07 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Winner
Larry Mahan Bronc Busting Scholarship – Sul Ross State University
by shroomer on May 27, 2008 11:14 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Adams apple is a dead give away
for a female impersonator on Bourbon Street.
by Trosey on May 27, 2008 11:23 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Doing an Insurance Commercial
As spokesperson for one of the ‘ordinary’ policy holders.
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
by Ed Coffin on May 27, 2008 11:25 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Subway/McDonalds employee
who’s almost TOO nice? You feel pretty guilty making the kid work for you, but he seems to enjoy it. At the end of the day, his customer service skills are pretty good, but he’s a bit much. His intelligence, however, lacks.
by cmkelly29 on May 27, 2008 11:26 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Runs a roadside vegetable stand in Van Zandt County
II Cor. 4:17-18
by TedFord on May 27, 2008 11:36 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think you should post the picture
of Will Leitch again, he’s way goofier to look at.
...and curse Sir Walter Raleigh, he was such a stupid git.
by t ball on May 27, 2008 12:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Sales guy at Best Buy
in the car stereo section.
by rcreative on May 27, 2008 12:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That guy at the bar
He says hello, you’re watching a game and politely say “what’s up?”. And then he won’t leave you the hell alone. He actually thinks you want to know how he’s doing!!
What happened to my old signature?
by WyoRanger on May 27, 2008 12:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he's the miller lite bottle(s) & rumple shots guy
boston siempre! tra
by bosoxsiempregirl on May 27, 2008 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the boy you
don’t want to show up at the door to ask out your 17 yr old daughter
boston siempre! tra
by bosoxsiempregirl on May 27, 2008 12:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Redneck
"pujols is good" - Clayton Kershaw after his first start.
by miles on May 27, 2008 12:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This is the guy
that Ralph Wiggum’s character is based on. Still lives at home, and he’s smiling because he just made a boom boom in his pants.
...and curse Sir Walter Raleigh, he was such a stupid git.
by t ball on May 27, 2008 1:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Mike Magic Cotton...
...Unsuccessful white rapper extraordinaire!!!!
by Ryan1700 on May 27, 2008 1:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Internet Port Star
One Man, Five Lunches
by trekds9 on May 27, 2008 1:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he works at the toll-booth at 161 and Belt Line in the off-season...
...i seen ‘em…
by oc on May 27, 2008 1:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Crazy
The crazy, white trash guy in cut-off jean shorts out at Lake Travis who’s always doing backflips off of that 35 foot cliff…and then climbs back up to call you a pussy for not jumping…that guy.
I guess it was the beatings made me wise. But I'm not about to give thanks, or apologize.
by TheJeezus on May 27, 2008 1:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I knew that was you
be more careful next time.
...and curse Sir Walter Raleigh, he was such a stupid git.
by t ball on May 28, 2008 12:08 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m pretty sure he delivered a pizza to my apartment last week.
by RachelB on May 27, 2008 1:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Woody Harrell's demented younger brother?
Wharter
by Wharter on May 27, 2008 1:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
meth dealer
anyway…hamilton’s slump ends today.
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NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on May 27, 2008 1:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
One of those
Creepy/retarded waiters from college you see in a city like Austin…
My three favorite numbers: 10, 32, 36. =)
by utlonghorn24 on May 27, 2008 2:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He is one of those guys
that the media finds after Tornado. You know the one who says “I seen it right there”!
"My death certificate will probably say: 'Cause of Death: World Series.'" Jamey Newberg
by boomer1 on May 27, 2008 2:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
after "a" Tornado
"My death certificate will probably say: 'Cause of Death: World Series.'" Jamey Newberg
by boomer1 on May 27, 2008 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
good grief... that was hilarious...
...you sure you’re not one of those guys?
by oc on May 27, 2008 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey oc
Sorry for missing the a I’m missing the ring finger on my right had. Some times I miss letters while typing.
"My death certificate will probably say: 'Cause of Death: World Series.'" Jamey Newberg
by boomer1 on May 27, 2008 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
.500 or bust!
"There is no reason for me to move to third base," Young said.
-FOTF 5/20/2008
"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008
by Jayslick on May 27, 2008 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pretty much what it looks like
Just a nub.
"My death certificate will probably say: 'Cause of Death: World Series.'" Jamey Newberg
by boomer1 on May 27, 2008 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Quicklube Employee
I’m pretty sure he has changed my oil the past few years.
by mcbheath on May 27, 2008 2:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yep
pizza delivery
"Then, like a**holes, they took it back." -Jeff of Lookout Landing after Hamilton's 9th inning HR on April 1st.
by dstar442005 on May 27, 2008 3:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Off to the game.
If tonight is like last night, I’ll be one of 5 ranger fans in the stadium. Yee-haw. Peace.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on May 27, 2008 3:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
On the bright...
You probably won’t be outnumbered.
"Seems like you look at his espn stats and watch his espn highlights." - miles
"All I really have to do is look at his stats" - miles
by DaheelzCM on May 27, 2008 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Run Forrest,,,
...run…
"The path you choose, you also choose its destination..."
by pro82 on May 27, 2008 4:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Some goofball...
who just got laid for the first time?
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
by slc ranger on May 27, 2008 9:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Someone who starred in 8 Mile.
"Chase. Dominguez is not really your liking" - Mr Santos
by Chase Irwin on May 27, 2008 10:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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