What does this guy look like? Longhorn edition
by Adam J. Morris on May 27, 2008 11:04 AM CDT
Email
PrintYou know the drill...I give you a photo of an opposing player, you tell me what he looks like he'd be doing for a living if he weren't a ballplayer...
Today it is UT's own J.P. Howell:
via l.yimg.com
What does this guy look like?
47 comments
|
0 recs |
Do you like this story?
Comments
He looks like a bumpkinish Josh Hamilton.
Put a silly straw hat on him and stick a hay stalk in his mouth and he’d look like a farmer.
Adams apple is a dead give away
for a female impersonator on Bourbon Street.
Doing an Insurance Commercial
As spokesperson for one of the ‘ordinary’ policy holders.
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
by Ed Coffin on May 27, 2008 11:25 AM CDT reply actions
Subway/McDonalds employee
who’s almost TOO nice? You feel pretty guilty making the kid work for you, but he seems to enjoy it. At the end of the day, his customer service skills are pretty good, but he’s a bit much. His intelligence, however, lacks.
I think you should post the picture
of Will Leitch again, he’s way goofier to look at.
...and curse Sir Walter Raleigh, he was such a stupid git.
That guy at the bar
He says hello, you’re watching a game and politely say “what’s up?”. And then he won’t leave you the hell alone. He actually thinks you want to know how he’s doing!!
What happened to my old signature?
he's the miller lite bottle(s) & rumple shots guy
boston siempre! tra
by bosoxsiempregirl on May 27, 2008 12:48 PM CDT up reply actions
the boy you
don’t want to show up at the door to ask out your 17 yr old daughter
boston siempre! tra
by bosoxsiempregirl on May 27, 2008 12:47 PM CDT reply actions
This is the guy
that Ralph Wiggum’s character is based on. Still lives at home, and he’s smiling because he just made a boom boom in his pants.
...and curse Sir Walter Raleigh, he was such a stupid git.
Crazy
The crazy, white trash guy in cut-off jean shorts out at Lake Travis who’s always doing backflips off of that 35 foot cliff…and then climbs back up to call you a pussy for not jumping…that guy.
I guess it was the beatings made me wise. But I'm not about to give thanks, or apologize.
I knew that was you
be more careful next time.
...and curse Sir Walter Raleigh, he was such a stupid git.
meth dealer
anyway…hamilton’s slump ends today.
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
One of those
Creepy/retarded waiters from college you see in a city like Austin…
My three favorite numbers: 10, 32, 36. =)
He is one of those guys
that the media finds after Tornado. You know the one who says “I seen it right there”!
"My death certificate will probably say: 'Cause of Death: World Series.'" Jamey Newberg
after "a" Tornado
"My death certificate will probably say: 'Cause of Death: World Series.'" Jamey Newberg
good grief... that was hilarious...
...you sure you’re not one of those guys?
by oc on May 27, 2008 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey oc
Sorry for missing the a I’m missing the ring finger on my right had. Some times I miss letters while typing.
"My death certificate will probably say: 'Cause of Death: World Series.'" Jamey Newberg
.500 or bust!
"There is no reason for me to move to third base," Young said.
-FOTF 5/20/2008
"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008
Pretty much what it looks like
Just a nub.
"My death certificate will probably say: 'Cause of Death: World Series.'" Jamey Newberg
Quicklube Employee
I’m pretty sure he has changed my oil the past few years.
yep
pizza delivery
"Then, like a**holes, they took it back." -Jeff of Lookout Landing after Hamilton's 9th inning HR on April 1st.
Off to the game.
If tonight is like last night, I’ll be one of 5 ranger fans in the stadium. Yee-haw. Peace.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
On the bright...
You probably won’t be outnumbered.
"Seems like you look at his espn stats and watch his espn highlights." - miles
"All I really have to do is look at his stats" - miles
by LSBUser on May 27, 2008 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Some goofball...
who just got laid for the first time?
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Someone who starred in 8 Mile.
"Chase. Dominguez is not really your liking" - Mr Santos
by inactive lsb user on May 27, 2008 10:10 PM CDT reply actions
Comments For This Post Are Closed
Secondary Sidebar
User Tools
FanPosts
Community blog posts and discussion.
Certain photos copyright © 2012 by Associated Press or Getty Images. Any commercial use or distribution without the express written consent of Associated Press and Getty Images is strictly prohibited.
