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5/3/08 game day thread

Texas Rangers at Oakland Athletics, May 3, 2008 8:05 PM CDT


Trying to take the middle game in Oakland...

A.J. Murray with a spot start v. Chad Gaudin...

Go Rangers...

 

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Say your sorry to Ron Washington

by miles on May 3, 2008 7:01 PM CDT reply actions  

A win makes it...

4 in a row. 6 of 8. And 3 straight series victories.

Let’s do dis Rangers.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on May 3, 2008 7:05 PM CDT reply actions  

HELL YEAH

I am pumped up and ready to go

by Gdawg on May 3, 2008 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

6-4 Rangers

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on May 3, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

8 to 6 Rangers...

Kins goes DEEP.

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 3, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

6-3 Rangers

Murray 6.1 IP, 6 Hits, 2 R, 1 ER, 2 BB’s 3 K’s

I don’t think Wilson will be available, so I’ll just throw Frankie out there for the save. Young + Shelton go deep.

by cmkelly29 on May 3, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Frankie?

Last time we saw Frankie, he couldn’t even come in and get two outs. I’d rather throw Guardado out there for the 9th than Frankie.

by LSJ on May 3, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm just going off of

Guardado + Benoit both pitching last night.

The night previous to Frank’s last appearence:
1 IP
1 H
0 BB’s
2 K’s

Could be Frankie.

by cmkelly29 on May 3, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

hmm

somebody has to be the voice of reason

7-2 A’s. This is Murray we are talking about

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on May 3, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

4-3

Rangers win another squeaker.

Pirate is sloppy but effective, 5.1IP, 6H, 3ER, 3BB, 3K – walkin’ the razor’s edge, baby!

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 3, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

7-5 Texas

Fun fact: after last night, Oakland is second in the AL with 27 errors. I think you know who has the most, though.

by LSJ on May 3, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm interested to see how Murray does

It would really be nice to see him stick in the rotation for awhile.

Not that Pontoon or Feldman 2.0 are bad, but I’d rather see Murray in the rotation than either of them.

Say, anybody got a lineup yet? I was just about to check Yahoo.

by LSJ on May 3, 2008 7:14 PM CDT reply actions  

With 4 starters on the DL...

and the last two starts by Ponson he isn’t going anywhere for awile.

Plus Gabbard and Mendoza should be back soon so there probably won’t be much room for the Pirate in the rotation.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on May 3, 2008 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, if Mendoza comes back, and pitches like he was before he got hurt

There very well might be room in the rotation for Murray. We’ll see – a lot depends on how he does tonight.

by LSJ on May 3, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Arrrrghhhh

That’s all I got to say about that.

Brandon Boggs 2008 Texas Rangers ROY

by RangerMad on May 3, 2008 7:15 PM CDT reply actions  

milton bradley:

...anybody know the song Chuck plays when he goes to the plate?

something like… “i’m a bad man… i’m a bad man…”

has sort of a dirty south rhythm.

by oc on May 3, 2008 7:23 PM CDT reply actions  

google it...

...lyrics rock “saves the day”

or… lyrics christian rock “saves the day”

by oc on May 3, 2008 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

There are a TON of results for that on Yahoo music...

Some of the top ones that are possibles:

“Send it up” – Vertical Horizon
“Guy who got a headache and accidentally saves the world” – The Flaming Lips
“God’s Romance” – Delerious
“For You” – The calling
“Necktie Remedy” – Project 86

That ring bells for anybody?

by LSJ on May 3, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's not the Lips...

...and i definetely don’t think it’s Vertical Herizon.

that’s two you can toss…

by oc on May 3, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

+ 1 I don't know what song it is but..

the Beastie Boys should be singing it.

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 3, 2008 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ian has a dope song too...

Michael Young – Jay-Z – ”...And The Winner Is”
Ramon Vazquez – Justin Timberlake – “Sexy Back”
Gerald Laird – Lupe Fiasco – “Superstar”
C.J. Wilson – Black Sabbath – “Iron Man”
Ben Broussard – Rage Against The Machine – “Killing In The Name Of” ???

by oc on May 3, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

intro music

i remember hearing broussards and being surprised. he has hands down the best intro song on the team.

vazquez is using bottsies old song

"When we're mad we'll use our words. Then the rest of the world will play nice with us. And the only boom-booms will be in our pants." - Ralph Wiggum

by rentz on May 3, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

i know right?

"When we're mad we'll use our words. Then the rest of the world will play nice with us. And the only boom-booms will be in our pants." - Ralph Wiggum

by rentz on May 3, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, I'm just saying...

He has an awesome intro song, but you have to cringe every time you hear it…

by LSJ on May 3, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

vazquez doesn't suck...

...he brings his lunch pail to the ballpark… everyday.

by oc on May 3, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

hahaha

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 3, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

awesome!

...you wouldn’t happen to know the answer to my inquiry, would you?

by oc on May 3, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

milton bradley's song...

...”i’m a bad man… i’m a bad man…”

has a dirty-south rhythm to it… southern rap, in other words…

by oc on May 3, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

you might try

emailing the booth and seeing if they say it during the game.

by Gdawg on May 3, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow, Cat not in the lineup again...

This has been awfully nice, not having to watch him lumber around in LF these past few games.

by LSJ on May 3, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's a good place for em...

except Duran.

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 3, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

duran

yeah, if he’s up he might as well be getting all the starts at third.

"When we're mad we'll use our words. Then the rest of the world will play nice with us. And the only boom-booms will be in our pants." - Ralph Wiggum

by rentz on May 3, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

+ 1

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 3, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

+2

I do not know why Ron plays Vazquez over him. Brandon Boggs seems to be the first, and only young player that I have seen Ron play over a “veteran” though – and I think it’s just because of Bogg’s hot start in the majors.

by LSJ on May 3, 2008 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

I see

A different lineup

Vasquez leadoff
Duran at 2nd batting 9th.

by brettgardner on May 3, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's not what...

I’m getting.

"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."

by benmor78 on May 3, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well

That’s what Gameday has.

Vasquez at 3B leading off
Shelton at 8
Duran 9

by brettgardner on May 3, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

...

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/boxscore?gid=280503111

"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."

by benmor78 on May 3, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hamilton Walk UP

is Save the Day by Craig and Dean Phillips…My fiancee and I looked for it for an hour last Sunday after going to the game.

by Arlington Stadium Legend on May 3, 2008 7:42 PM CDT reply actions  

I thought you kids...

were more into The Wiggles.

"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."

by benmor78 on May 3, 2008 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

LMAO

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 3, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

I laugh at myself

because I always get the looks of players I have read about but never seen completely wrong.

I thought Brandon Boggs would be a squatty white kid. A.J. Murray a slightly chubby hispanic.

by texasraider on May 3, 2008 8:04 PM CDT reply actions  

I dunno

just what I had pictured. Not a very hispanic name but that’s just how I pictured him in my head.

by texasraider on May 3, 2008 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

FSSW

effin it up again. video but no audio this time

by texasraider on May 3, 2008 8:05 PM CDT reply actions  

fssw

games on My27 for me

"When we're mad we'll use our words. Then the rest of the world will play nice with us. And the only boom-booms will be in our pants." - Ralph Wiggum

by rentz on May 3, 2008 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

DTV

alternate FSSW channel 667

by texasraider on May 3, 2008 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kurt Susuki hitting leadoff for Oakland

Bob Geren has some weird lineups. Last night, the first baseman Barton hit leadoff, tonight it’s the catcher. Obviously, there is no speed on this Oakland team whatsoever.

by LSJ on May 3, 2008 8:10 PM CDT reply actions  

see

I would picture Kurt Susuki as a really fast asian motorcycle.

by texasraider on May 3, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's back to form

and Arlington is going to be calling sooner rather than later, no?

by cmkelly29 on May 3, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

AA is more stacked that AAA these days…

just got ownaged

by Longhorn on May 3, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

low and away fastball

hamilton has to get better about those. although that was a nice pitch

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on May 3, 2008 8:14 PM CDT reply actions  

mlb.tv

Anyone having problems getting it to play?

by chase1971 on May 3, 2008 8:15 PM CDT reply actions  

yep

keeps coming in and out. Leave that one alone Miles :)

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 3, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

not me

what speed are you trying to run, and what exactly is it doing? took a little longer to originally load for me tonight.

by cmkelly29 on May 3, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I always watch on mlb.tv

and it’s too far behind.. haha.

Hey, it could be worse...

by HighPlainsGrifter on May 3, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

+ 1

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 3, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

If he can keep producing like he has so far this season, he's gotta be in consideration.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on May 3, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

honestly i dont think he has a chance

a pitcher will win it.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 3, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

THE MURPH HAS RETURNED!!!

Gaudin’s starting the game off great for Rangers fans

by Gdawg on May 3, 2008 8:18 PM CDT reply actions  

I think

my neighbors are pissed at me now!

hehe!

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 3, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was the best thing

I’ve ever seen you post on here. +10.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on May 3, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heh

Thanks – that’s actually not the first time I’ve used it, though.

by LSJ on May 3, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Baby Rusty!

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 3, 2008 8:19 PM CDT reply actions  

bad pitch

but it’s good that murphy is punishing those

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on May 3, 2008 8:19 PM CDT reply actions  

a's announcers

giving a lot of credit to the bradley AB. I concur

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on May 3, 2008 8:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Murphy

I really thought he was going to be a good fourth outfielder, and that was it.

I’m very glad he’s proving me wrong. What a hell of a pickup by JD.

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on May 3, 2008 8:21 PM CDT reply actions  

I don't mind

a rangy LF putting up an 800 OPS. I think that is quite alright (and that assumes that his early season numbers are a bit high)

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on May 3, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Me neither

If Murphy can keep this up, Hamilton continues the way he’s been going, and Bradley and Boggs continue to produce, the Rangers have an actual outfield again, instead of the collection of fourth and fifth outfielders they’ve been running out there for the last few seasons.

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on May 3, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

ugh

FSSW lost audio again

effin amateur hour all day long at that idiot factory

by texasraider on May 3, 2008 8:22 PM CDT reply actions  

im out of touch

i was shocked when i saw the pirate on the mound.

go murph.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 3, 2008 8:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Chris Shelton

looks like an overrated softball pitcher

by texasraider on May 3, 2008 8:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Shelton

looks like the fat guy from Shaun of the Dead and Hott Fuzz

by texrangers31 on May 3, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Simon Pegg

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on May 3, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

A.J. “The Dynamite Mennonite” Murray

by shroomer on May 3, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Sweet

with the beard, and everything…

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 3, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pirate is a big

dude…6’3” 200lbs, redhead.

hehe…goober!

;)

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 3, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions  

you'd have to ask him

I’m afraid we can’t answer on his choice of profession

by texrangers31 on May 3, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Murray

Well, he kinda looks a little like a Pirate:

by LSJ on May 3, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I guarantee

that chris shelton reaches base in 2 of his next 3 at bats.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 3, 2008 8:29 PM CDT reply actions  

hey, it was a 33% chance hed get out on the first one.

no failure yet.

yesterday i guaranteed the win. boom.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 3, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Goes

the dynamite? Huh? Huh?

HUH??

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 3, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

salty

beat the shit out of that ball

by texrangers31 on May 3, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions  

has

Salty lost weight since last year?

Nice rip btw

by texasraider on May 3, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions  

I am sure he has

Gerry keeps stealing his lunch money.

ZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 3, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

LMAO

WOW, that was funny.

Prue greatness. I have to rememeber that.

by LSJ on May 3, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haha

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on May 3, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Stupid Question

Can someone please tell me what the home plate umpire is yelling for strikes? It really sounds like Aiyeeeeeeeee to me. And while we’re at it, why can’t he just yell “Strike!”?

What am I not getting?

[remember, i’m a newbie]

by trekds9 on May 3, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions  

That's Jim Joyce

He has a reputation for being loud like that.

by LSJ on May 3, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

stri-IEEEEEEEEEEEK

gotta love Jim Joyce

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on May 3, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pretty good poet, too

re: Ann Coulter - "She doesn't get raped nearly enough." - DJ Cahill

by EssBee on May 3, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Too

highbrow….

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 3, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

But James Joyce wore an eye patch

re: Ann Coulter - "She doesn't get raped nearly enough." - DJ Cahill

by EssBee on May 3, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just his

style. Says his throat hurts after a game.

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 3, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lewin just mentioned this

You are right. He is saying Aiyeeeeeeeee .

re: Ann Coulter - "She doesn't get raped nearly enough." - DJ Cahill

by EssBee on May 3, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah...that was my e-mail

I’m so proud!!

[okay, I’m coming down from it now]

by trekds9 on May 3, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

More salt, please

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on May 3, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow

You got to love Chris Shelton. He’s so bad he manages to get other people out as well as himself.

by Gdawg on May 3, 2008 8:33 PM CDT reply actions  

I have a feeling

That until Chris Davis is ready, whoever we run our there at first is gonna suck ass.

by LSJ on May 3, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

botts didn't suck ass

He walked, struck out, or hit a double/home run. I’ll take that over no walks, Ks, and GIDP

by Gdawg on May 3, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Your mom

don’t count!

Joking, Joking….

:-)

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 3, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Broussard

would have found someway to make that a triple play

by texrangers31 on May 3, 2008 8:33 PM CDT reply actions  

OMG one sucky first baseman after another.....

NEXT contestant please!

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 3, 2008 8:33 PM CDT reply actions  

we are all out

gotta wait a few months for the next one now.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 3, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

booo

I hate rainchecks.

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 3, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

A bit off topic but

I just bought tickets to this Friday’s home game against the A’s. Love me some Ryan Express Special

by Gdawg on May 3, 2008 8:34 PM CDT reply actions  

what's a Ryan Express Special?

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 3, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tickets up to 45 dollars

Are 10 dollars on the scheduled days for a Ryan Express Special. There’s still the order fees and crap, but like 10-15 bucks is better than 45-50. Plus I’m sure I could sneak down even a bit more :D

by Gdawg on May 3, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow thats a DEAL!

what’s the parking that day? $45? Big Daddy gets ya one way or another.

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 3, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

They have parking for like 12 bucks, but I’m going to find the cheapest parking there. I’ll probably end up hiking 3 miles to get there, but I’ll only spend 4 bucks on parking :D

by Gdawg on May 3, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

next one for me is may 16th

BGL bobblehead night.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 3, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

same

love me some bobbleheads

"When we're mad we'll use our words. Then the rest of the world will play nice with us. And the only boom-booms will be in our pants." - Ralph Wiggum

by rentz on May 3, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's our next one too

and the 17th is in our mini plan too….

by Lisa W on May 3, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just looked it up

Gaudin may be pitching that day. I like my chances for seeing a Rangers win so far

by Gdawg on May 3, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, saw that earlier today

Indiana Jones and the Search for More Profit

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on May 3, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

wow, they wouldn’t allow Spider man on the bases but they allow crap like that

by Gdawg on May 3, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yea, that's cheezy...

but who the hell doesn’t love them some Indy?

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on May 3, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think I like the snakes, beloch, and maybe satan more than Broussard right now.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on May 3, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

what makes you think Broussard isn't Satan?

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on May 3, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heh

I think he’s just a minion demon. Satan lies in the dugout.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on May 3, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

The

Short-Round dude?

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 3, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

i didnt like the trailer very much today

though iron man was pretty solid for a comic book movie.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 3, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's been there for awhile

But yeah, they have.

Thank you by the way, now I have the Indiana Jones theme song stuck in my head.

Da-dada-dadada… Da-dada-dada-da…

by LSJ on May 3, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

We need a double plarrrrrrrrrrrr

by shroomer on May 3, 2008 8:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Sonofa

Bitrrrrrrch!

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 3, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

close

at least we got Cust

by Gdawg on May 3, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey!

You can’t use someone elses avatar…I am very easily confused.

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 3, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

almost

according to Josh, if Crosby would have stopped running, Duran would have had a shot

by texasraider on May 3, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

gotta love Josh.

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 3, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

He didn't say it that way...

...more like in a way where he was praising Crosby’s hustle.

But it didn’t really make sense.

by Adam J. Morris on May 3, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

he said

“because Crosby kept running”

by texasraider on May 3, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

is Ian

hurt or just taking a day off?

by texrangers31 on May 3, 2008 8:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Hamstring problem

Minor, according to Nadel, but I haven’t heard anything specific about it.

by LSJ on May 3, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just kickin'

with a few brews. He will be back tomorrow.

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 3, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

You have to get the feeling

Murray is pitching for Jason Jennings spot on the roster. With Gabbard coming back, and Ponson pitching well in his last start; I’d imagine this is part 1 of a 2 part audition.

by cmkelly29 on May 3, 2008 8:42 PM CDT reply actions  

agreed

or hopeful that I don’t ever see Jennings on the mound in a Rangers uniform again

by texasraider on May 3, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah.. No more Jennings..

EVER , please.

Hey, it could be worse...

by HighPlainsGrifter on May 3, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Murray

IIRC, he’s going back down after today’s game. Feldman is the option for that last spot, for now, anyway.

by Adam J. Morris on May 3, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have a feeling...

and I don’t have any reason to feel this way, that the organization wants to keep Feldman as a reliever in the majors.

by cmkelly29 on May 3, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Our Murph > their Murph

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on May 3, 2008 8:44 PM CDT reply actions  

our murph's ops raised 37 points with that swing

wow. still early i guess..

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 3, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

that one was you?

by Gdawg on May 3, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

welllllllll...

what did you ask?

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by LAMuscleFag on May 3, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

I asked

what the heck Jim Joyce was yelling! It certainly ain’t “strike”!!

by trekds9 on May 3, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

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by LAMuscleFag on May 3, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

It sounds more like

“Iiiiiiiiiiiikkkkeee!!!”

What was Josh’s awnser?

by LSJ on May 3, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

He said

“I’m not sure, but he’s hitting that C-Sharp every time!!”

by trekds9 on May 3, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

I recorded the moment

It’s my two seconds of fame. JOSH LEWIN SAID MY NAME ON TV!!!

by trekds9 on May 3, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

good for you James!

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by LAMuscleFag on May 3, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I jsut sent one in

that said, “I think Joyce is yelling GRIEEEEEEEVE!!

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on May 3, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

That sounds as good

as anything else people have thought of!

by trekds9 on May 3, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

I also asked them to give a shout out to LSB...

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on May 3, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

something that hasn't been mentioned this year...

...first inning runs.

that was one thing that killed us last season. don’t have the numbers, but we were outscored by a bazillion last season after the first six outs.

by oc on May 3, 2008 8:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Their Murphy

can suck the left one.

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 3, 2008 8:48 PM CDT reply actions  

I just sent him

my comment about Shelton looking like that fat guy…i hope he reads it

by texrangers31 on May 3, 2008 8:48 PM CDT reply actions  

oh, im sure.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 3, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Okay

Everyone email the booth asking them if they read any Rangers blogs.

by Adam J. Morris on May 3, 2008 8:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Why do you think

Josh is always giggley on the air, AJM?

Duh!

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 3, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm gonna ask them

if they can name all 5 of Gerry’s tools.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on May 3, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

One would be a bucket

of donut grease.

re: Ann Coulter - "She doesn't get raped nearly enough." - DJ Cahill

by EssBee on May 3, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

hahaha

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by LAMuscleFag on May 3, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

That may be

too, ahem….personal….ya’ think?

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 3, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

umm

spoon, fork, knive, spork, plate

by Gdawg on May 3, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bless you

for mentioning the spork. Greatest eatin’ utensil ever.

re: Ann Coulter - "She doesn't get raped nearly enough." - DJ Cahill

by EssBee on May 3, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

You can't fasten it into a prison-shank

it ranks only slightly above the spoon, and under the fork + knife.

Show me a Knork, and you’ve got a fantastic utensil.

by cmkelly29 on May 3, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

We've done it...

we’ve evolved as far as we can. Bless you, knork inventor.

“REAL MEN OF GEEEENNNIUSSSS”

by cmkelly29 on May 3, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

"using only one utensil -- and one hand"

So what do you do with the other hand??? More importantly, what do they think you are using that other hand for

by Gdawg on May 3, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Umm...

holding down the other inmate, of course… What else would you do with a knork?

by cmkelly29 on May 3, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I bet he...

at least has a hammer and a screwdriver.

Hey, it could be worse...

by HighPlainsGrifter on May 3, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

With the amount of critcism Lewin gets...

from posters here; he might read it and refuse to mention it, lol.

by cmkelly29 on May 3, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I really likes me some

Lewin. He cracks me up when the game goes to shit and he has to fillibuster.

re: Ann Coulter - "She doesn't get raped nearly enough." - DJ Cahill

by EssBee on May 3, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeppers!

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 3, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

The guy can BS like no other. I love some of the conversations he has with Grieve. The Matthew McConaughey stuff was hilarious.

by Gdawg on May 3, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm a big fan of Josh

whoever they get people won’t be happy about the announcer no matter what…

just got ownaged

by Longhorn on May 3, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

I really really really

like Josh Lewin and TAG. They are the most hilarious PBP guys I’ve ever heard.

by trekds9 on May 3, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

he's never had any criticism from me

He’s like a lot of my friends… likes to quote movies, makes weird references, loves baseball and is one hell of a dork…

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on May 3, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

A “piratte” drinks frappes and lattes.

by shroomer on May 3, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Whippa-Snap!

"If we where [sic] gonna trade them Salty, I would want a helluva lot more than just Joba though." -lonestarJon

by thedirkatron on May 3, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Murray might be able to get out of some early trouble here

He’s going to have to earn it with the Big Hurt coming up

by Gdawg on May 3, 2008 8:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Scary

Thats the murphs ball!

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 3, 2008 8:59 PM CDT reply actions  

perhaps...

he has a tendency to make the spectacular while failing the routine.

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by red shoe ranger on May 3, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha + 1

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 3, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

seems like

Murph could have had that easily if he was runnin hard….

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by red shoe ranger on May 3, 2008 9:00 PM CDT reply actions  

probably

but with 2 IFs coming out to try and get that one too, there could have been some problems

by Gdawg on May 3, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

he plays very lax defense

my only complaint of Murph so far this year.

by cmkelly29 on May 3, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't want to jinx this...

but so far I like this Murray kid.

Hey, it could be worse...

by HighPlainsGrifter on May 3, 2008 9:01 PM CDT reply actions  

did he make a

start last year?

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by red shoe ranger on May 3, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Two

One of them was a gem against the Angels, but he got a no-decision.

by LSJ on May 3, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah

he made a couple of starts and 12 relief outings

by Gdawg on May 3, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just e-mailed the booth

And told them about “The Murpinator” and “Target Murphinated”...

Can somebody let me know if they read it? I’m Jon Page.

by LSJ on May 3, 2008 9:03 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm Doyle King

Inside joke for Ticket fans.

re: Ann Coulter - "She doesn't get raped nearly enough." - DJ Cahill

by EssBee on May 3, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cool

I don’t have the MLB.tv, BTW, so I can’t listen to Josh and TAG unless I find their broadcast on TVants…

by LSJ on May 3, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bradley surrenders

hes kicked off the boat. no pirate surrenders.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 3, 2008 9:03 PM CDT reply actions  

you kind of wanted him to

knock the A’s player over once he got close

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on May 3, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

stupid bradley, but funny as hell to see a guy give up like that

by Gdawg on May 3, 2008 9:03 PM CDT reply actions  

bah...

...s’alright…

nice to see Wash being aggressive on the basepaths.

by oc on May 3, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

M.B.

was thinkin about a hammy blowout

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by red shoe ranger on May 3, 2008 9:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Salts merely needs to take a walk

shelton blast incoming.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 3, 2008 9:05 PM CDT reply actions  

+1

i like where this is going

by Gdawg on May 3, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

-100

that was nothing like a home run

by Gdawg on May 3, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

no more predictions about shelton

he’s not exactly the philly you want to bet on

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on May 3, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

im 2 for my last 3

batting title.

but yes, perhaps ill shy away from shelton.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 3, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh come on Shelton..

do something!

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

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by LAMuscleFag on May 3, 2008 9:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Beginning to wonder

... if Tex put a curse on the 1B position on his way out the door.

by mgb5 on May 3, 2008 9:09 PM CDT reply actions  

just put Davis there

and all is good.

just got ownaged

by Longhorn on May 3, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't yet

Ton of Ks and very few walks in AA.

Let him go up to AAA in early June, spend 6-8 weeks dealing with more experienced pitchers, and then see about bringing him up.

by Adam J. Morris on May 3, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't you think

that there is more talent at AA than AAA these days?

just got ownaged

by Longhorn on May 3, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe more ceiling

but there’s a lot more major league caliber guys in AAA, guys who can exploit your weaknesses.

AAA is still better than AA.

"If we where [sic] gonna trade them Salty, I would want a helluva lot more than just Joba though." -lonestarJon

by thedirkatron on May 3, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep

9 HRs is great.
7 BBs is not so great.

by Randy Richardson on May 3, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

+ 1

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

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by LAMuscleFag on May 3, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Man

imagine the fury if that was BB.

just got ownaged

by Longhorn on May 3, 2008 9:09 PM CDT reply actions  

BB fury

did not start until a bit later. but also, BB fury was caused in part because he was blocking botts. shelton is just blocking broussard

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on May 3, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

BB fury started because he was blocking Shelton.

just got ownaged

by Longhorn on May 3, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

lies.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 3, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah

go see the posts after Shelton was signed, then go see after Brou was signed..

just got ownaged

by Longhorn on May 3, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

well if you are tlaking about preseason

then yeah, i and others called it useless since we already had shelton/cat/botts.

but i think everyone assumes you would be referring to the uprising of BB hate mid april.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 3, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

in reality

BB fury started because he looked really bad

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on May 3, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ben has a higher

sampling of fail. Shelton is just getting started.

re: Ann Coulter - "She doesn't get raped nearly enough." - DJ Cahill

by EssBee on May 3, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why cant MY

play 1st?

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by red shoe ranger on May 3, 2008 9:10 PM CDT reply actions  

maybe

Vasquez, Duran???

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by red shoe ranger on May 3, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Duran can't play SS

At least, not regularly.

Vazquez…I don’t see that putting him there every day and moving Young to 1B is a solution.

by Adam J. Morris on May 3, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Duran

Was actually a SS in high school, or when he was drafted.

by LSJ on May 3, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

So was Hank Blalock

Most major league IFs were high school SSs. Duran isn’t going to be a major league capable defensive shortstop on an everyday basis, I don’t think.

by Adam J. Morris on May 3, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

So was

Miggy Cabrera when he signed.

"If we where [sic] gonna trade them Salty, I would want a helluva lot more than just Joba though." -lonestarJon

by thedirkatron on May 3, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

miggy cabrera

i’m pretty sure played SS in the World Series

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on May 3, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

well

you probably improve your defense a bit

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on May 3, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm sure

you’ve stated this before, nut why cant Kinsler play short. He has the range, no? Arm?

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by red shoe ranger on May 3, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

no backup SS

and his arm is too strong to waste on 1B. Too bad his defense isn’t good enough for short. To be honest, 2B suits him the best.

by cmkelly29 on May 3, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Personally...

...I doubt he has the range to be a very good defensive 2B at this point in his career.

by Adam J. Morris on May 3, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

MY is just not good enough for the mid-INF these days. 3B or LF is where he’ll wind up.

by LSJ on May 3, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

probably not...

I mean, where does he go from SS? RF?

by cmkelly29 on May 3, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

3B or LF

RF, no way. Not for a guy who’s never played OF before.

by LSJ on May 3, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just going on his arm...

which is decent. I guess 3B would be the spot.

by cmkelly29 on May 3, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Isn't that where he will be...

in two years anyway when Elvis enters the building?

Hey, it could be worse...

by HighPlainsGrifter on May 3, 2008 9:13 PM CDT reply actions  

probably 3rd

but the point is arias has to enter the building first

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by ab03 on May 3, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

LF!

start the bandwagon.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 3, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kiker's 3rd start

1st inning -

K-swinging
GO – 3 unassisted
K-swinging

easy peasy

by shroomer on May 3, 2008 9:15 PM CDT reply actions  

where

is he now?

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by red shoe ranger on May 3, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Okay

i like all these youngsters up here in the majors, fun to watch at least…

just got ownaged

by Longhorn on May 3, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply actions  

that was a nice hit by duran

these kids are impressing early on.

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on May 3, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply actions  

+1

It is so nice to watch some players you know actually could be in the lineup in the future.

by LSJ on May 3, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anyone know where to find..

stats of the cumulative minor league records for each MLB team?

We would have to be at the very top.

Hey, it could be worse...

by HighPlainsGrifter on May 3, 2008 9:17 PM CDT reply actions  

balks are the biggest brain-fart plays in baseball

it’s not hard, kids… if you’re not throwing to the plate, step off the rubber..!!

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on May 3, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Vasquez

is pretty solid!

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by red shoe ranger on May 3, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions  

isn't the same move

he used to pick off Bradley? How was this move different from that move?

by Hubris on May 3, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions  

not in that situation

with Young and Hamilton coming up.

by cmkelly29 on May 3, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

well Vazquez isn't too likely to get a hit

or move the runner with a deep fly ball at least. With Young and Hammy coming up, you are guaranteeing yourself almost that at least one run scores by putting a guy on 3rd for them

by Gdawg on May 3, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

thats

exactly why you Do do it

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by red shoe ranger on May 3, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, you don't...

If you do it, you’re trying to avoid the DP to ensure Hamilton and his league-leading XBH total gets up.

by cmkelly29 on May 3, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

i like it

it is vasquez

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by ab03 on May 3, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

I agree...

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by red shoe ranger on May 3, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hammy

not the player of the month for may so far. lets go, how about an ice rbi single to get things started.

nice one MY.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 3, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply actions  

thankyou very much

3 for 4.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 3, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

200 + hits AGAIN this year. He’ll get it easy.

That's just what he does.

Hey, it could be worse...

by HighPlainsGrifter on May 3, 2008 9:22 PM CDT reply actions  

doubt it,

he’s taking more walks this year than he has in the past.

by Randy Richardson on May 3, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

hes hitting better

this year than he was at the same time last year

by Gdawg on May 3, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes -

but he’s also on a pace to walk about 30+ times more than his career high, which means he’ll have to hit for a higher avg to compensate for fewer ABs.

by Randy Richardson on May 3, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

if we can get our bullpen

straightened out and maybe one more bat, this has potential to be a pretty good team…

just got ownaged

by Longhorn on May 3, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions  

only

4.5 games out of first

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by red shoe ranger on May 3, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

meh

we got some pitching depth. Gabbard should be back soon as well…Ponson is looking beastly so far.

just got ownaged

by Longhorn on May 3, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

well

i wanted to say playoff team, but it’s too early for that.

just got ownaged

by Longhorn on May 3, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

id be more excited about making up some ground

if blalock and mccarthy wernt hurt.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 3, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

xaviery nady has 30 rbis?

what?

wernt we trying to pick him up at some point?

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 3, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions  

was it a

Wash to the ump type of smile?

by Gdawg on May 3, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

He always smiles right before a pitch.

And then kind of grimaces like he’s trying to look tough after realizing he’s smiling.

by RachelB on May 3, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd smile also- making 7 figures..

to play a kid’s game. :)

Hey, it could be worse...

by HighPlainsGrifter on May 3, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Alex Gordon...

...has the biggest shit-eating grin when he bats…

by oc on May 3, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Speaking of walk up songs.

Josh Hamilton’s is “Cocaine” by Eric Clapton.

by SaltyGoesYard on May 3, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions  

booooooooo.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 3, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

-1000 BOOOO

Okay, it was a little funny

by trekds9 on May 3, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

is this snark

because this lame joke has been repeated here before.

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on May 3, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

"and cocaine is not by eric clapton"

“but you can still say that the song is by eric clapton because that version might be the one that they are playing”

i hate it when people repeat themselves

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on May 3, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

so wrong...

haa but I laughed.

Hey, it could be worse...

by HighPlainsGrifter on May 3, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

I thought it was

‘Pass the Dutchie’

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on May 3, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

that could have been nasty

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on May 3, 2008 9:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Duran

Is he gritty? Good face?

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 3, 2008 9:31 PM CDT reply actions  

German Duran

gots some Range. Kins to LF

just got ownaged

by Longhorn on May 3, 2008 9:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Murphy hustled that time...

and it almost cost us German Duran.

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