5/3/08 game day thread
Texas Rangers at Oakland Athletics, May 3, 2008 8:05 PM CDT
Trying to take the middle game in Oakland...
A.J. Murray with a spot start v. Chad Gaudin...
Go Rangers...
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Enthusiastic
Say your sorry to Ron Washington
by miles on May 3, 2008 7:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
A win makes it...
4 in a row. 6 of 8. And 3 straight series victories.
Let’s do dis Rangers.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
by slc ranger on May 3, 2008 7:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
miles predicts...
...23-1, Oakland.
by Adam J. Morris on May 3, 2008 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
6-4 Rangers
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
by slc ranger on May 3, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
8 to 6 Rangers...
Kins goes DEEP.
The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT
http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893
by LAMuscleFag on May 3, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
6-3 Rangers
Murray 6.1 IP, 6 Hits, 2 R, 1 ER, 2 BB’s 3 K’s
I don’t think Wilson will be available, so I’ll just throw Frankie out there for the save. Young + Shelton go deep.
by cmkelly29 on May 3, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Frankie?
Last time we saw Frankie, he couldn’t even come in and get two outs. I’d rather throw Guardado out there for the 9th than Frankie.
by lonestarJon on May 3, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm just going off of
Guardado + Benoit both pitching last night.
The night previous to Frank’s last appearence:
1 IP
1 H
0 BB’s
2 K’s
Could be Frankie.
by cmkelly29 on May 3, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
7-5 Texas
Fun fact: after last night, Oakland is second in the AL with 27 errors. I think you know who has the most, though.
by lonestarJon on May 3, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm interested to see how Murray does
It would really be nice to see him stick in the rotation for awhile.
Not that Pontoon or Feldman 2.0 are bad, but I’d rather see Murray in the rotation than either of them.
Say, anybody got a lineup yet? I was just about to check Yahoo.
by lonestarJon on May 3, 2008 7:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
With 4 starters on the DL...
and the last two starts by Ponson he isn’t going anywhere for awile.
Plus Gabbard and Mendoza should be back soon so there probably won’t be much room for the Pirate in the rotation.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
by slc ranger on May 3, 2008 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, if Mendoza comes back, and pitches like he was before he got hurt
There very well might be room in the rotation for Murray. We’ll see – a lot depends on how he does tonight.
by lonestarJon on May 3, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Arrrrghhhh
That’s all I got to say about that.
Brandon Boggs 2008 Texas Rangers ROY
by RangerMad on May 3, 2008 7:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Gabbard started for Frisco tonight
Rehab assignment – 1-2-3 in the first
by shroomer on May 3, 2008 7:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Scooter just said Gabbard's slated for 60 pitches
1-2-3 in the 2nd
by shroomer on May 3, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice so far
...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?
by Rodney on May 3, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
milton bradley:
...anybody know the song Chuck plays when he goes to the plate?
something like… “i’m a bad man… i’m a bad man…”
has sort of a dirty south rhythm.
by oc on May 3, 2008 7:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I still wanna know what Josh Hamilton's walkup is
by lonestarJon on May 3, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
google it...
...lyrics rock “saves the day”
or… lyrics christian rock “saves the day”
by oc on May 3, 2008 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
There are a TON of results for that on Yahoo music...
Some of the top ones that are possibles:
“Send it up” – Vertical Horizon
“Guy who got a headache and accidentally saves the world” – The Flaming Lips
“God’s Romance” – Delerious
“For You” – The calling
“Necktie Remedy” – Project 86
That ring bells for anybody?
by lonestarJon on May 3, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
doesn't help when some lame-ass emo band calls themselves "saves the day" either...
by oc on May 3, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Phillips Craig and Dean
is the artist as posted below. Christian rock band
by Arlington Stadium Legend on May 3, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's not the Lips...
...and i definetely don’t think it’s Vertical Herizon.
that’s two you can toss…
by oc on May 3, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+ 1 I don't know what song it is but..
the Beastie Boys should be singing it.
The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT
http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893
by LAMuscleFag on May 3, 2008 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ian has a dope song too...
Michael Young – Jay-Z – ”...And The Winner Is”
Ramon Vazquez – Justin Timberlake – “Sexy Back”
Gerald Laird – Lupe Fiasco – “Superstar”
C.J. Wilson – Black Sabbath – “Iron Man”
Ben Broussard – Rage Against The Machine – “Killing In The Name Of” ???
by oc on May 3, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
intro music
i remember hearing broussards and being surprised. he has hands down the best intro song on the team.
vazquez is using bottsies old song
"When we're mad we'll use our words. Then the rest of the world will play nice with us. And the only boom-booms will be in our pants." - Ralph Wiggum
by rentz on May 3, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i know right?
"When we're mad we'll use our words. Then the rest of the world will play nice with us. And the only boom-booms will be in our pants." - Ralph Wiggum
by rentz on May 3, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, I'm just saying...
He has an awesome intro song, but you have to cringe every time you hear it…
by lonestarJon on May 3, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
vazquez doesn't suck...
...he brings his lunch pail to the ballpark… everyday.
by oc on May 3, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hahaha
The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT
http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893
by LAMuscleFag on May 3, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Craig and Dean Phillips
Save The Day
by Arlington Stadium Legend on May 3, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
awesome!
...you wouldn’t happen to know the answer to my inquiry, would you?
by oc on May 3, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
milton bradley's song...
...”i’m a bad man… i’m a bad man…”
has a dirty-south rhythm to it… southern rap, in other words…
by oc on May 3, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
don't know that one
didn’t have as much luck finding it
by Arlington Stadium Legend on May 3, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you might try
emailing the booth and seeing if they say it during the game.
by Gdawg on May 3, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lineup up
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/boxscore?gid=280503111
Bench is Cat, Laird, Duran, Broussard
by Adam J. Morris on May 3, 2008 7:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow, Cat not in the lineup again...
This has been awfully nice, not having to watch him lumber around in LF these past few games.
by lonestarJon on May 3, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Best lineup we could put out there
under the circumstances.
by cmkelly29 on May 3, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's a good place for em...
except Duran.
The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT
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by LAMuscleFag on May 3, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
duran
yeah, if he’s up he might as well be getting all the starts at third.
"When we're mad we'll use our words. Then the rest of the world will play nice with us. And the only boom-booms will be in our pants." - Ralph Wiggum
by rentz on May 3, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+ 1
The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT
http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893
by LAMuscleFag on May 3, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+2
I do not know why Ron plays Vazquez over him. Brandon Boggs seems to be the first, and only young player that I have seen Ron play over a “veteran” though – and I think it’s just because of Bogg’s hot start in the majors.
by lonestarJon on May 3, 2008 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I see
A different lineup
Vasquez leadoff
Duran at 2nd batting 9th.
by brettgardner on May 3, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's not what...
I’m getting.
"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."
by benmor78 on May 3, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well
That’s what Gameday has.
Vasquez at 3B leading off
Shelton at 8
Duran 9
by brettgardner on May 3, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
...
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/boxscore?gid=280503111
"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."
by benmor78 on May 3, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Vindicated
Kinsler has a hamstring problem.
by brettgardner on May 3, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
A "minor" problem according to Nadel
But that’s not encouraging.
by lonestarJon on May 3, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hamilton Walk UP
is Save the Day by Craig and Dean Phillips…My fiancee and I looked for it for an hour last Sunday after going to the game.
by Arlington Stadium Legend on May 3, 2008 7:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Phillips Craig and Dean
I have been corrected by said fiancee
by Arlington Stadium Legend on May 3, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OC's song when he comes out of the bullpen:
...Isaac Hayes – “Run Fay Fun”
by oc on May 3, 2008 7:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I thought you kids...
were more into The Wiggles.
"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."
by benmor78 on May 3, 2008 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I laugh at myself
because I always get the looks of players I have read about but never seen completely wrong.
I thought Brandon Boggs would be a squatty white kid. A.J. Murray a slightly chubby hispanic.
by texasraider on May 3, 2008 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You though Murray would be hispanic?
Murray? How do you figure that?
by lonestarJon on May 3, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dunno
just what I had pictured. Not a very hispanic name but that’s just how I pictured him in my head.
by texasraider on May 3, 2008 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
FSSW
effin it up again. video but no audio this time
by texasraider on May 3, 2008 8:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
fssw
games on My27 for me
"When we're mad we'll use our words. Then the rest of the world will play nice with us. And the only boom-booms will be in our pants." - Ralph Wiggum
by rentz on May 3, 2008 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
My FSN Alt Channel also has no sound
Damn it!!!
by trekds9 on May 3, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Could be worse...
All my FSN Alt Channels are showing the Astros.
by rcreative on May 3, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Walked three in the 4th, score 1-1
![]()
65 pitches thru 4 IP
by shroomer on May 3, 2008 8:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Kurt Susuki hitting leadoff for Oakland
Bob Geren has some weird lineups. Last night, the first baseman Barton hit leadoff, tonight it’s the catcher. Obviously, there is no speed on this Oakland team whatsoever.
by lonestarJon on May 3, 2008 8:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
see
I would picture Kurt Susuki as a really fast asian motorcycle.
by texasraider on May 3, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's Suzuki, I mispelled it
But yeah, I can see that.
by lonestarJon on May 3, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yay Vazquez!
Nice way to kick it off.
by lonestarJon on May 3, 2008 8:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He's back to form
and Arlington is going to be calling sooner rather than later, no?
by cmkelly29 on May 3, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Starting a game in Oakland @ 6pm
is not good for the TV picture…
by cmkelly29 on May 3, 2008 8:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
low and away fastball
hamilton has to get better about those. although that was a nice pitch
Rare Gnats Sex
by ab03 on May 3, 2008 8:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
mlb.tv
Anyone having problems getting it to play?
by chase1971 on May 3, 2008 8:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yep
keeps coming in and out. Leave that one alone Miles :)
The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT
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by LAMuscleFag on May 3, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I always watch on mlb.tv
and it’s too far behind.. haha.
Hey, it could be worse...
by HighPlainsGrifter on May 3, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+ 1
The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT
http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893
by LAMuscleFag on May 3, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If he can keep producing like he has so far this season, he's gotta be in consideration.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on May 3, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
honestly i dont think he has a chance
a pitcher will win it.
Gerald Laird is my hero.
by DSheppard on May 3, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
THE MURPH HAS RETURNED!!!
Gaudin’s starting the game off great for Rangers fans
by Gdawg on May 3, 2008 8:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That was the best thing
I’ve ever seen you post on here. +10.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on May 3, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Heh
Thanks – that’s actually not the first time I’ve used it, though.
by lonestarJon on May 3, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Baby Rusty!
The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT
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by LAMuscleFag on May 3, 2008 8:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
bad pitch
but it’s good that murphy is punishing those
Rare Gnats Sex
by ab03 on May 3, 2008 8:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
a's announcers
giving a lot of credit to the bradley AB. I concur
Rare Gnats Sex
by ab03 on May 3, 2008 8:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Have a feeling we're going to need those three runs
+ a lot more
by texasraider on May 3, 2008 8:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
how do you help a minor-league pitcher making a spot-start?
...give him an early lead.
by oc on May 3, 2008 8:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Murphy
I really thought he was going to be a good fourth outfielder, and that was it.
I’m very glad he’s proving me wrong. What a hell of a pickup by JD.
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
by RCCook on May 3, 2008 8:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't mind
a rangy LF putting up an 800 OPS. I think that is quite alright (and that assumes that his early season numbers are a bit high)
Rare Gnats Sex
by ab03 on May 3, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Me neither
If Murphy can keep this up, Hamilton continues the way he’s been going, and Bradley and Boggs continue to produce, the Rangers have an actual outfield again, instead of the collection of fourth and fifth outfielders they’ve been running out there for the last few seasons.
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
by RCCook on May 3, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ugh
FSSW lost audio again
effin amateur hour all day long at that idiot factory
by texasraider on May 3, 2008 8:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
im out of touch
i was shocked when i saw the pirate on the mound.
go murph.
Gerald Laird is my hero.
by DSheppard on May 3, 2008 8:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Chris Shelton
looks like an overrated softball pitcher
by texasraider on May 3, 2008 8:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Shelton
looks like the fat guy from Shaun of the Dead and Hott Fuzz
by texrangers31 on May 3, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Simon Pegg
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
by WhipSmart on May 3, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
http://youtube.com/watch?v=qsEyCLQXxmA
Nick Frost is hilarious.
by shroomer on May 3, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pirate is a big
dude…6’3” 200lbs, redhead.
hehe…goober!
;)
...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?
by Rodney on May 3, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
you'd have to ask him
I’m afraid we can’t answer on his choice of profession
by texrangers31 on May 3, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guarantee
that chris shelton reaches base in 2 of his next 3 at bats.
Gerald Laird is my hero.
by DSheppard on May 3, 2008 8:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
*plate appearences.
Gerald Laird is my hero.
by DSheppard on May 3, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey, it was a 33% chance hed get out on the first one.
no failure yet.
yesterday i guaranteed the win. boom.
Gerald Laird is my hero.
by DSheppard on May 3, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
these next 2 plate appearences are going to be sweet.
Gerald Laird is my hero.
by DSheppard on May 3, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
salty
beat the shit out of that ball
by texrangers31 on May 3, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
has
Salty lost weight since last year?
Nice rip btw
by texasraider on May 3, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I am sure he has
Gerry keeps stealing his lunch money.
ZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?
by Rodney on May 3, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on May 3, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stupid Question
Can someone please tell me what the home plate umpire is yelling for strikes? It really sounds like Aiyeeeeeeeee to me. And while we’re at it, why can’t he just yell “Strike!”?
What am I not getting?
[remember, i’m a newbie]
by trekds9 on May 3, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That's Jim Joyce
He has a reputation for being loud like that.
by lonestarJon on May 3, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
stri-IEEEEEEEEEEEK
gotta love Jim Joyce
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
by WhipSmart on May 3, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pretty good poet, too
re: Ann Coulter - "She doesn't get raped nearly enough." - DJ Cahill
by EssBee on May 3, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Too
highbrow….
...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?
by Rodney on May 3, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
But James Joyce wore an eye patch

re: Ann Coulter - "She doesn't get raped nearly enough." - DJ Cahill
by EssBee on May 3, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lewin just mentioned this
You are right. He is saying Aiyeeeeeeeee .
re: Ann Coulter - "She doesn't get raped nearly enough." - DJ Cahill
by EssBee on May 3, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah...that was my e-mail
I’m so proud!!
[okay, I’m coming down from it now]
by trekds9 on May 3, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
More salt, please
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on May 3, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow
You got to love Chris Shelton. He’s so bad he manages to get other people out as well as himself.
by Gdawg on May 3, 2008 8:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I have a feeling
That until Chris Davis is ready, whoever we run our there at first is gonna suck ass.
by lonestarJon on May 3, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
botts didn't suck ass
He walked, struck out, or hit a double/home run. I’ll take that over no walks, Ks, and GIDP
by Gdawg on May 3, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
chris shelton has gotten a hit before
Rare Gnats Sex
by ab03 on May 3, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Broussard
would have found someway to make that a triple play
by texrangers31 on May 3, 2008 8:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OMG one sucky first baseman after another.....
NEXT contestant please!
The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT
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by LAMuscleFag on May 3, 2008 8:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
we are all out
gotta wait a few months for the next one now.
Gerald Laird is my hero.
by DSheppard on May 3, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
booo
I hate rainchecks.
The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT
http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893
by LAMuscleFag on May 3, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
A bit off topic but
I just bought tickets to this Friday’s home game against the A’s. Love me some Ryan Express Special
by Gdawg on May 3, 2008 8:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
what's a Ryan Express Special?
The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT
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by LAMuscleFag on May 3, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tickets up to 45 dollars
Are 10 dollars on the scheduled days for a Ryan Express Special. There’s still the order fees and crap, but like 10-15 bucks is better than 45-50. Plus I’m sure I could sneak down even a bit more :D
by Gdawg on May 3, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow thats a DEAL!
what’s the parking that day? $45? Big Daddy gets ya one way or another.
The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT
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by LAMuscleFag on May 3, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
next one for me is may 16th
BGL bobblehead night.
Gerald Laird is my hero.
by DSheppard on May 3, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
same
love me some bobbleheads
"When we're mad we'll use our words. Then the rest of the world will play nice with us. And the only boom-booms will be in our pants." - Ralph Wiggum
by rentz on May 3, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's our next one too
and the 17th is in our mini plan too….
by lisa w on May 3, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just looked it up
Gaudin may be pitching that day. I like my chances for seeing a Rangers win so far
by Gdawg on May 3, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the mlb has officially sold out
http://texas.rangers.mlb.com/schedule/index.jsp?c_id=tex
Gerald Laird is my hero.
by DSheppard on May 3, 2008 8:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah, saw that earlier today
Indiana Jones and the Search for More Profit
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
by WhipSmart on May 3, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Please tell me
that isn’t real….please
by texrangers31 on May 3, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yea, that's cheezy...
but who the hell doesn’t love them some Indy?
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on May 3, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think I like the snakes, beloch, and maybe satan more than Broussard right now.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on May 3, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what makes you think Broussard isn't Satan?
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
by WhipSmart on May 3, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Heh
I think he’s just a minion demon. Satan lies in the dugout.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on May 3, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i didnt like the trailer very much today
though iron man was pretty solid for a comic book movie.
Gerald Laird is my hero.
by DSheppard on May 3, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's been there for awhile
But yeah, they have.
Thank you by the way, now I have the Indiana Jones theme song stuck in my head.
Da-dada-dadada… Da-dada-dada-da…
by lonestarJon on May 3, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thank you more
because no I definitely have it stuck in my head
by texasraider on May 3, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sonofa
Bitrrrrrrch!
...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?
by Rodney on May 3, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i dont think that worked.
Gerald Laird is my hero.
by DSheppard on May 3, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
kinsler would have turned it.
Gerald Laird is my hero.
by DSheppard on May 3, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
but brossard would have dropped it
by texasraider on May 3, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
almost
according to Josh, if Crosby would have stopped running, Duran would have had a shot
by texasraider on May 3, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
gotta love Josh.
...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?
by Rodney on May 3, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He didn't say it that way...
...more like in a way where he was praising Crosby’s hustle.
But it didn’t really make sense.
by Adam J. Morris on May 3, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he said
“because Crosby kept running”
by texasraider on May 3, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
is Ian
hurt or just taking a day off?
by texrangers31 on May 3, 2008 8:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
tweaked hamstring
not considered serious
by Gdawg on May 3, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hamstring problem
Minor, according to Nadel, but I haven’t heard anything specific about it.
by lonestarJon on May 3, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just kickin'
with a few brews. He will be back tomorrow.
...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?
by Rodney on May 3, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You have to get the feeling
Murray is pitching for Jason Jennings spot on the roster. With Gabbard coming back, and Ponson pitching well in his last start; I’d imagine this is part 1 of a 2 part audition.
by cmkelly29 on May 3, 2008 8:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
agreed
or hopeful that I don’t ever see Jennings on the mound in a Rangers uniform again
by texasraider on May 3, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah.. No more Jennings..
EVER , please.
Hey, it could be worse...
by HighPlainsGrifter on May 3, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Murray
IIRC, he’s going back down after today’s game. Feldman is the option for that last spot, for now, anyway.
by Adam J. Morris on May 3, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have a feeling...
and I don’t have any reason to feel this way, that the organization wants to keep Feldman as a reliever in the majors.
by cmkelly29 on May 3, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is Feldman scheduled to start tomorrow?
by cmkelly29 on May 3, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nevermind then...
There really was no reason for me to feel that way. I guess it’s just personal preference.
by cmkelly29 on May 3, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i dont feel very confident with the pirate on the mound
but nice pitch.
Gerald Laird is my hero.
by DSheppard on May 3, 2008 8:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Our Murph > their Murph
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on May 3, 2008 8:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
our murph's ops raised 37 points with that swing
wow. still early i guess..
Gerald Laird is my hero.
by DSheppard on May 3, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
welllllllll...
what did you ask?
The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT
http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893
by LAMuscleFag on May 3, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I asked
what the heck Jim Joyce was yelling! It certainly ain’t “strike”!!
by trekds9 on May 3, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT
http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893
by LAMuscleFag on May 3, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He said
“I’m not sure, but he’s hitting that C-Sharp every time!!”
by trekds9 on May 3, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I recorded the moment
It’s my two seconds of fame. JOSH LEWIN SAID MY NAME ON TV!!!
by trekds9 on May 3, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
good for you James!
The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT
http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893
by LAMuscleFag on May 3, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I jsut sent one in
that said, “I think Joyce is yelling GRIEEEEEEEVE!!
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
by WhipSmart on May 3, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That sounds as good
as anything else people have thought of!
by trekds9 on May 3, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I also asked them to give a shout out to LSB...
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
by WhipSmart on May 3, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
something that hasn't been mentioned this year...
...first inning runs.
that was one thing that killed us last season. don’t have the numbers, but we were outscored by a bazillion last season after the first six outs.
by oc on May 3, 2008 8:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Their Murphy
can suck the left one.
...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?
by Rodney on May 3, 2008 8:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hammy needs to snap out of this mini cold streak
Lets go hammy.
Gerald Laird is my hero.
by DSheppard on May 3, 2008 8:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I just sent him
my comment about Shelton looking like that fat guy…i hope he reads it
by texrangers31 on May 3, 2008 8:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
oh, im sure.
Gerald Laird is my hero.
by DSheppard on May 3, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Okay
Everyone email the booth asking them if they read any Rangers blogs.
by Adam J. Morris on May 3, 2008 8:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
+1
Is it somewhere on the Rangers site?
by lonestarJon on May 3, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Its somewhere on Fox's site
but I never know where
by Gdawg on May 3, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
here
http://msn.foxsports.com/mlb/teamEmail?categoryId=71599
Gerald Laird is my hero.
by DSheppard on May 3, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why do you think
Josh is always giggley on the air, AJM?
Duh!
...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?
by Rodney on May 3, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
im going to ask what their favorite rally animal is.
Gerald Laird is my hero.
by DSheppard on May 3, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm gonna ask them
if they can name all 5 of Gerry’s tools.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on May 3, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
One would be a bucket
of donut grease.
re: Ann Coulter - "She doesn't get raped nearly enough." - DJ Cahill
by EssBee on May 3, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hahaha
The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT
http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893
by LAMuscleFag on May 3, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That may be
too, ahem….personal….ya’ think?
...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?
by Rodney on May 3, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you don't need any of those
to eat donuts.
by Hubris on May 3, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bless you
for mentioning the spork. Greatest eatin’ utensil ever.
re: Ann Coulter - "She doesn't get raped nearly enough." - DJ Cahill
by EssBee on May 3, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can't fasten it into a prison-shank
it ranks only slightly above the spoon, and under the fork + knife.
Show me a Knork, and you’ve got a fantastic utensil.
by cmkelly29 on May 3, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We've done it...
we’ve evolved as far as we can. Bless you, knork inventor.
“REAL MEN OF GEEEENNNIUSSSS”
by cmkelly29 on May 3, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"using only one utensil -- and one hand"
So what do you do with the other hand??? More importantly, what do they think you are using that other hand for
by Gdawg on May 3, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I bet he...
at least has a hammer and a screwdriver.
Hey, it could be worse...
by HighPlainsGrifter on May 3, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
With the amount of critcism Lewin gets...
from posters here; he might read it and refuse to mention it, lol.
by cmkelly29 on May 3, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really likes me some
Lewin. He cracks me up when the game goes to shit and he has to fillibuster.
re: Ann Coulter - "She doesn't get raped nearly enough." - DJ Cahill
by EssBee on May 3, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm a big fan of Josh
whoever they get people won’t be happy about the announcer no matter what…
just got ownaged
by Longhorn on May 3, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really really really
like Josh Lewin and TAG. They are the most hilarious PBP guys I’ve ever heard.
by trekds9 on May 3, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's never had any criticism from me
He’s like a lot of my friends… likes to quote movies, makes weird references, loves baseball and is one hell of a dork…
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
by WhipSmart on May 3, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the piratte needs a double play
Gerald Laird is my hero.
by DSheppard on May 3, 2008 8:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
A “piratte” drinks frappes and lattes.
by shroomer on May 3, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whippa-Snap!
"If we where [sic] gonna trade them Salty, I would want a helluva lot more than just Joba though." -lonestarJon
by thedirkatron on May 3, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Murray might be able to get out of some early trouble here
He’s going to have to earn it with the Big Hurt coming up
by Gdawg on May 3, 2008 8:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Scary
Thats the murphs ball!
Gerald Laird is my hero.
by DSheppard on May 3, 2008 8:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice way to get out of that jam....
by Captain Fubar on May 3, 2008 8:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
perhaps...
he has a tendency to make the spectacular while failing the routine.
Please forgive any and all typos, mispellings, etc.
Your kindess in this matter is appreciated.
by red shoe ranger on May 3, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha + 1
The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT
http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893
by LAMuscleFag on May 3, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
seems like
Murph could have had that easily if he was runnin hard….
Please forgive any and all typos, mispellings, etc.
Your kindess in this matter is appreciated.
by red shoe ranger on May 3, 2008 9:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

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