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5/3/08 game day thread

Texas Rangers at Oakland Athletics, May 3, 2008 8:05 PM CDT


Trying to take the middle game in Oakland...

A.J. Murray with a spot start v. Chad Gaudin...

Go Rangers...

 

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Say your sorry to Ron Washington

by miles on May 3, 2008 7:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

A win makes it...

4 in a row. 6 of 8. And 3 straight series victories.

Let’s do dis Rangers.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on May 3, 2008 7:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

HELL YEAH

I am pumped up and ready to go

by Gdawg on May 3, 2008 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

6-4 Rangers

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on May 3, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

8 to 6 Rangers...

Kins goes DEEP.

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 3, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

6-3 Rangers

Murray 6.1 IP, 6 Hits, 2 R, 1 ER, 2 BB’s 3 K’s

I don’t think Wilson will be available, so I’ll just throw Frankie out there for the save. Young + Shelton go deep.

by cmkelly29 on May 3, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Frankie?

Last time we saw Frankie, he couldn’t even come in and get two outs. I’d rather throw Guardado out there for the 9th than Frankie.

by lonestarJon on May 3, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm just going off of

Guardado + Benoit both pitching last night.

The night previous to Frank’s last appearence:
1 IP
1 H
0 BB’s
2 K’s

Could be Frankie.

by cmkelly29 on May 3, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hmm

somebody has to be the voice of reason

7-2 A’s. This is Murray we are talking about

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on May 3, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

4-3

Rangers win another squeaker.

Pirate is sloppy but effective, 5.1IP, 6H, 3ER, 3BB, 3K – walkin’ the razor’s edge, baby!

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 3, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

7-5 Texas

Fun fact: after last night, Oakland is second in the AL with 27 errors. I think you know who has the most, though.

by lonestarJon on May 3, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm interested to see how Murray does

It would really be nice to see him stick in the rotation for awhile.

Not that Pontoon or Feldman 2.0 are bad, but I’d rather see Murray in the rotation than either of them.

Say, anybody got a lineup yet? I was just about to check Yahoo.

by lonestarJon on May 3, 2008 7:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

With 4 starters on the DL...

and the last two starts by Ponson he isn’t going anywhere for awile.

Plus Gabbard and Mendoza should be back soon so there probably won’t be much room for the Pirate in the rotation.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on May 3, 2008 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, if Mendoza comes back, and pitches like he was before he got hurt

There very well might be room in the rotation for Murray. We’ll see – a lot depends on how he does tonight.

by lonestarJon on May 3, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Arrrrghhhh

That’s all I got to say about that.

Brandon Boggs 2008 Texas Rangers ROY

by RangerMad on May 3, 2008 7:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

milton bradley:

...anybody know the song Chuck plays when he goes to the plate?

something like… “i’m a bad man… i’m a bad man…”

has sort of a dirty south rhythm.

by oc on May 3, 2008 7:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

google it...

...lyrics rock “saves the day”

or… lyrics christian rock “saves the day”

by oc on May 3, 2008 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

There are a TON of results for that on Yahoo music...

Some of the top ones that are possibles:

“Send it up” – Vertical Horizon
“Guy who got a headache and accidentally saves the world” – The Flaming Lips
“God’s Romance” – Delerious
“For You” – The calling
“Necktie Remedy” – Project 86

That ring bells for anybody?

by lonestarJon on May 3, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's not the Lips...

...and i definetely don’t think it’s Vertical Herizon.

that’s two you can toss…

by oc on May 3, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+ 1 I don't know what song it is but..

the Beastie Boys should be singing it.

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 3, 2008 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ian has a dope song too...

Michael Young – Jay-Z – ”...And The Winner Is”
Ramon Vazquez – Justin Timberlake – “Sexy Back”
Gerald Laird – Lupe Fiasco – “Superstar”
C.J. Wilson – Black Sabbath – “Iron Man”
Ben Broussard – Rage Against The Machine – “Killing In The Name Of” ???

by oc on May 3, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

intro music

i remember hearing broussards and being surprised. he has hands down the best intro song on the team.

vazquez is using bottsies old song

"When we're mad we'll use our words. Then the rest of the world will play nice with us. And the only boom-booms will be in our pants." - Ralph Wiggum

by rentz on May 3, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i know right?

"When we're mad we'll use our words. Then the rest of the world will play nice with us. And the only boom-booms will be in our pants." - Ralph Wiggum

by rentz on May 3, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, I'm just saying...

He has an awesome intro song, but you have to cringe every time you hear it…

by lonestarJon on May 3, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

vazquez doesn't suck...

...he brings his lunch pail to the ballpark… everyday.

by oc on May 3, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahaha

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 3, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

awesome!

...you wouldn’t happen to know the answer to my inquiry, would you?

by oc on May 3, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

milton bradley's song...

...”i’m a bad man… i’m a bad man…”

has a dirty-south rhythm to it… southern rap, in other words…

by oc on May 3, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

don't know that one

didn’t have as much luck finding it

by Arlington Stadium Legend on May 3, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you might try

emailing the booth and seeing if they say it during the game.

by Gdawg on May 3, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nah...

...i downloaded that one. wasn’t it. although anything with Freddie Foxx is gold.

by oc on May 3, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow, Cat not in the lineup again...

This has been awfully nice, not having to watch him lumber around in LF these past few games.

by lonestarJon on May 3, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's a good place for em...

except Duran.

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 3, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

duran

yeah, if he’s up he might as well be getting all the starts at third.

"When we're mad we'll use our words. Then the rest of the world will play nice with us. And the only boom-booms will be in our pants." - Ralph Wiggum

by rentz on May 3, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+ 1

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 3, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+2

I do not know why Ron plays Vazquez over him. Brandon Boggs seems to be the first, and only young player that I have seen Ron play over a “veteran” though – and I think it’s just because of Bogg’s hot start in the majors.

by lonestarJon on May 3, 2008 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I see

A different lineup

Vasquez leadoff
Duran at 2nd batting 9th.

by brettgardner on May 3, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's not what...

I’m getting.

"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."

by benmor78 on May 3, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well

That’s what Gameday has.

Vasquez at 3B leading off
Shelton at 8
Duran 9

by brettgardner on May 3, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

...

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/boxscore?gid=280503111

"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."

by benmor78 on May 3, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hamilton Walk UP

is Save the Day by Craig and Dean Phillips…My fiancee and I looked for it for an hour last Sunday after going to the game.

by Arlington Stadium Legend on May 3, 2008 7:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Phillips Craig and Dean

I have been corrected by said fiancee

by Arlington Stadium Legend on May 3, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

OC's song when he comes out of the bullpen:

...Isaac Hayes – “Run Fay Fun”

by oc on May 3, 2008 7:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I thought you kids...

were more into The Wiggles.

"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."

by benmor78 on May 3, 2008 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

LMAO

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 3, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I laugh at myself

because I always get the looks of players I have read about but never seen completely wrong.

I thought Brandon Boggs would be a squatty white kid. A.J. Murray a slightly chubby hispanic.

by texasraider on May 3, 2008 8:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I dunno

just what I had pictured. Not a very hispanic name but that’s just how I pictured him in my head.

by texasraider on May 3, 2008 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

FSSW

effin it up again. video but no audio this time

by texasraider on May 3, 2008 8:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

fssw

games on My27 for me

"When we're mad we'll use our words. Then the rest of the world will play nice with us. And the only boom-booms will be in our pants." - Ralph Wiggum

by rentz on May 3, 2008 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

DTV

alternate FSSW channel 667

by texasraider on May 3, 2008 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Could be worse...

All my FSN Alt Channels are showing the Astros.

by rcreative on May 3, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yay

I have audio

by texasraider on May 3, 2008 8:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Kurt Susuki hitting leadoff for Oakland

Bob Geren has some weird lineups. Last night, the first baseman Barton hit leadoff, tonight it’s the catcher. Obviously, there is no speed on this Oakland team whatsoever.

by lonestarJon on May 3, 2008 8:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

see

I would picture Kurt Susuki as a really fast asian motorcycle.

by texasraider on May 3, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Chris Davis homered. yawn

by shroomer on May 3, 2008 8:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He's back to form

and Arlington is going to be calling sooner rather than later, no?

by cmkelly29 on May 3, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

AA is more stacked that AAA these days…

just got ownaged

by Longhorn on May 3, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Starting a game in Oakland @ 6pm

is not good for the TV picture…

by cmkelly29 on May 3, 2008 8:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

low and away fastball

hamilton has to get better about those. although that was a nice pitch

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on May 3, 2008 8:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

mlb.tv

Anyone having problems getting it to play?

by chase1971 on May 3, 2008 8:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yep

keeps coming in and out. Leave that one alone Miles :)

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 3, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

not me

what speed are you trying to run, and what exactly is it doing? took a little longer to originally load for me tonight.

by cmkelly29 on May 3, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I always watch on mlb.tv

and it’s too far behind.. haha.

Hey, it could be worse...

by HighPlainsGrifter on May 3, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+ 1

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 3, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If he can keep producing like he has so far this season, he's gotta be in consideration.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on May 3, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

honestly i dont think he has a chance

a pitcher will win it.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DSheppard on May 3, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

THE MURPH HAS RETURNED!!!

Gaudin’s starting the game off great for Rangers fans

by Gdawg on May 3, 2008 8:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I think

my neighbors are pissed at me now!

hehe!

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 3, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

OPS++++

just got ownaged

by Longhorn on May 3, 2008 8:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

David Who?

That’s nice…

by bigskinny on May 3, 2008 8:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That was the best thing

I’ve ever seen you post on here. +10.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on May 3, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heh

Thanks – that’s actually not the first time I’ve used it, though.

by lonestarJon on May 3, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Baby Rusty!

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 3, 2008 8:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

bad pitch

but it’s good that murphy is punishing those

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on May 3, 2008 8:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

a's announcers

giving a lot of credit to the bradley AB. I concur

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on May 3, 2008 8:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Murphy

I really thought he was going to be a good fourth outfielder, and that was it.

I’m very glad he’s proving me wrong. What a hell of a pickup by JD.

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on May 3, 2008 8:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't mind

a rangy LF putting up an 800 OPS. I think that is quite alright (and that assumes that his early season numbers are a bit high)

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on May 3, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Me neither

If Murphy can keep this up, Hamilton continues the way he’s been going, and Bradley and Boggs continue to produce, the Rangers have an actual outfield again, instead of the collection of fourth and fifth outfielders they’ve been running out there for the last few seasons.

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on May 3, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ugh

FSSW lost audio again

effin amateur hour all day long at that idiot factory

by texasraider on May 3, 2008 8:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

im out of touch

i was shocked when i saw the pirate on the mound.

go murph.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DSheppard on May 3, 2008 8:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Chris Shelton

looks like an overrated softball pitcher

by texasraider on May 3, 2008 8:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Shelton

looks like the fat guy from Shaun of the Dead and Hott Fuzz

by texrangers31 on May 3, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Simon Pegg

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on May 3, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

A.J. “The Dynamite Mennonite” Murray

by shroomer on May 3, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Sweet

with the beard, and everything…

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 3, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pirate is a big

dude…6’3” 200lbs, redhead.

hehe…goober!

;)

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 3, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Remind me

why he’s a pirate?

by texasraider on May 3, 2008 8:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

you'd have to ask him

I’m afraid we can’t answer on his choice of profession

by texrangers31 on May 3, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Murray

Well, he kinda looks a little like a Pirate:

by lonestarJon on May 3, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I guarantee

that chris shelton reaches base in 2 of his next 3 at bats.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DSheppard on May 3, 2008 8:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

*plate appearences.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DSheppard on May 3, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hey, it was a 33% chance hed get out on the first one.

no failure yet.

yesterday i guaranteed the win. boom.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DSheppard on May 3, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Goes

the dynamite? Huh? Huh?

HUH??

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 3, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

salty

beat the shit out of that ball

by texrangers31 on May 3, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

has

Salty lost weight since last year?

Nice rip btw

by texasraider on May 3, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I am sure he has

Gerry keeps stealing his lunch money.

ZING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 3, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

One Man

Five Lunches?

by trekds9 on May 3, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

LMAO

WOW, that was funny.

Prue greatness. I have to rememeber that.

by lonestarJon on May 3, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on May 3, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stupid Question

Can someone please tell me what the home plate umpire is yelling for strikes? It really sounds like Aiyeeeeeeeee to me. And while we’re at it, why can’t he just yell “Strike!”?

What am I not getting?

[remember, i’m a newbie]

by trekds9 on May 3, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That's Jim Joyce

He has a reputation for being loud like that.

by lonestarJon on May 3, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

stri-IEEEEEEEEEEEK

gotta love Jim Joyce

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on May 3, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pretty good poet, too

re: Ann Coulter - "She doesn't get raped nearly enough." - DJ Cahill

by EssBee on May 3, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Too

highbrow….

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 3, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

But James Joyce wore an eye patch

re: Ann Coulter - "She doesn't get raped nearly enough." - DJ Cahill

by EssBee on May 3, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just his

style. Says his throat hurts after a game.

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 3, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lewin just mentioned this

You are right. He is saying Aiyeeeeeeeee .

re: Ann Coulter - "She doesn't get raped nearly enough." - DJ Cahill

by EssBee on May 3, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah...that was my e-mail

I’m so proud!!

[okay, I’m coming down from it now]

by trekds9 on May 3, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

More salt, please

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on May 3, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow

You got to love Chris Shelton. He’s so bad he manages to get other people out as well as himself.

by Gdawg on May 3, 2008 8:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I have a feeling

That until Chris Davis is ready, whoever we run our there at first is gonna suck ass.

by lonestarJon on May 3, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

botts didn't suck ass

He walked, struck out, or hit a double/home run. I’ll take that over no walks, Ks, and GIDP

by Gdawg on May 3, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Your mom

don’t count!

Joking, Joking….

:-)

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 3, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Broussard

would have found someway to make that a triple play

by texrangers31 on May 3, 2008 8:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

OMG one sucky first baseman after another.....

NEXT contestant please!

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 3, 2008 8:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

we are all out

gotta wait a few months for the next one now.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DSheppard on May 3, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

booo

I hate rainchecks.

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 3, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

A bit off topic but

I just bought tickets to this Friday’s home game against the A’s. Love me some Ryan Express Special

by Gdawg on May 3, 2008 8:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

what's a Ryan Express Special?

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 3, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tickets up to 45 dollars

Are 10 dollars on the scheduled days for a Ryan Express Special. There’s still the order fees and crap, but like 10-15 bucks is better than 45-50. Plus I’m sure I could sneak down even a bit more :D

by Gdawg on May 3, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow thats a DEAL!

what’s the parking that day? $45? Big Daddy gets ya one way or another.

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 3, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

They have parking for like 12 bucks, but I’m going to find the cheapest parking there. I’ll probably end up hiking 3 miles to get there, but I’ll only spend 4 bucks on parking :D

by Gdawg on May 3, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

next one for me is may 16th

BGL bobblehead night.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DSheppard on May 3, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

same

love me some bobbleheads

"When we're mad we'll use our words. Then the rest of the world will play nice with us. And the only boom-booms will be in our pants." - Ralph Wiggum

by rentz on May 3, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's our next one too

and the 17th is in our mini plan too….

by lisa w on May 3, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just looked it up

Gaudin may be pitching that day. I like my chances for seeing a Rangers win so far

by Gdawg on May 3, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah, saw that earlier today

Indiana Jones and the Search for More Profit

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on May 3, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

wow, they wouldn’t allow Spider man on the bases but they allow crap like that

by Gdawg on May 3, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Please tell me

that isn’t real….please

by texrangers31 on May 3, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yea, that's cheezy...

but who the hell doesn’t love them some Indy?

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on May 3, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think I like the snakes, beloch, and maybe satan more than Broussard right now.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on May 3, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

what makes you think Broussard isn't Satan?

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on May 3, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heh

I think he’s just a minion demon. Satan lies in the dugout.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on May 3, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The

Short-Round dude?

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 3, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i didnt like the trailer very much today

though iron man was pretty solid for a comic book movie.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DSheppard on May 3, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's been there for awhile

But yeah, they have.

Thank you by the way, now I have the Indiana Jones theme song stuck in my head.

Da-dada-dadada… Da-dada-dada-da…

by lonestarJon on May 3, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

thank you more

because no I definitely have it stuck in my head

by texasraider on May 3, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

We need a double plarrrrrrrrrrrr

by shroomer on May 3, 2008 8:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Sonofa

Bitrrrrrrch!

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 3, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

close

at least we got Cust

by Gdawg on May 3, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey!

You can’t use someone elses avatar…I am very easily confused.

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 3, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

almost

according to Josh, if Crosby would have stopped running, Duran would have had a shot

by texasraider on May 3, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

gotta love Josh.

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 3, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He didn't say it that way...

...more like in a way where he was praising Crosby’s hustle.

But it didn’t really make sense.

by Adam J. Morris on May 3, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he said

“because Crosby kept running”

by texasraider on May 3, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

is Ian

hurt or just taking a day off?

by texrangers31 on May 3, 2008 8:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

tweaked hamstring

not considered serious

by Gdawg on May 3, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hamstring problem

Minor, according to Nadel, but I haven’t heard anything specific about it.

by lonestarJon on May 3, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just kickin'

with a few brews. He will be back tomorrow.

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 3, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You have to get the feeling

Murray is pitching for Jason Jennings spot on the roster. With Gabbard coming back, and Ponson pitching well in his last start; I’d imagine this is part 1 of a 2 part audition.

by cmkelly29 on May 3, 2008 8:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

agreed

or hopeful that I don’t ever see Jennings on the mound in a Rangers uniform again

by texasraider on May 3, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah.. No more Jennings..

EVER , please.

Hey, it could be worse...

by HighPlainsGrifter on May 3, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Murray

IIRC, he’s going back down after today’s game. Feldman is the option for that last spot, for now, anyway.

by Adam J. Morris on May 3, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have a feeling...

and I don’t have any reason to feel this way, that the organization wants to keep Feldman as a reliever in the majors.

by cmkelly29 on May 3, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nevermind then...

There really was no reason for me to feel that way. I guess it’s just personal preference.

by cmkelly29 on May 3, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ARRRRRR

you doubting the Pirate???

by Gdawg on May 3, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Our Murph > their Murph

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on May 3, 2008 8:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

our murph's ops raised 37 points with that swing

wow. still early i guess..

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DSheppard on May 3, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

that one was you?

by Gdawg on May 3, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

welllllllll...

what did you ask?

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 3, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I asked

what the heck Jim Joyce was yelling! It certainly ain’t “strike”!!

by trekds9 on May 3, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

LOL

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 3, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It sounds more like

“Iiiiiiiiiiiikkkkeee!!!”

What was Josh’s awnser?

by lonestarJon on May 3, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He said

“I’m not sure, but he’s hitting that C-Sharp every time!!”

by trekds9 on May 3, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I recorded the moment

It’s my two seconds of fame. JOSH LEWIN SAID MY NAME ON TV!!!

by trekds9 on May 3, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

good for you James!

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 3, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I jsut sent one in

that said, “I think Joyce is yelling GRIEEEEEEEVE!!

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on May 3, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That sounds as good

as anything else people have thought of!

by trekds9 on May 3, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I also asked them to give a shout out to LSB...

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on May 3, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

something that hasn't been mentioned this year...

...first inning runs.

that was one thing that killed us last season. don’t have the numbers, but we were outscored by a bazillion last season after the first six outs.

by oc on May 3, 2008 8:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Their Murphy

can suck the left one.

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 3, 2008 8:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I just sent him

my comment about Shelton looking like that fat guy…i hope he reads it

by texrangers31 on May 3, 2008 8:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

oh, im sure.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DSheppard on May 3, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay

Everyone email the booth asking them if they read any Rangers blogs.

by Adam J. Morris on May 3, 2008 8:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Why do you think

Josh is always giggley on the air, AJM?

Duh!

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 3, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm gonna ask them

if they can name all 5 of Gerry’s tools.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on May 3, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

One would be a bucket

of donut grease.

re: Ann Coulter - "She doesn't get raped nearly enough." - DJ Cahill

by EssBee on May 3, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahaha

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 3, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That may be

too, ahem….personal….ya’ think?

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 3, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

umm

spoon, fork, knive, spork, plate

by Gdawg on May 3, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bless you

for mentioning the spork. Greatest eatin’ utensil ever.

re: Ann Coulter - "She doesn't get raped nearly enough." - DJ Cahill

by EssBee on May 3, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You can't fasten it into a prison-shank

it ranks only slightly above the spoon, and under the fork + knife.

Show me a Knork, and you’ve got a fantastic utensil.

by cmkelly29 on May 3, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

We've done it...

we’ve evolved as far as we can. Bless you, knork inventor.

“REAL MEN OF GEEEENNNIUSSSS”

by cmkelly29 on May 3, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"using only one utensil -- and one hand"

So what do you do with the other hand??? More importantly, what do they think you are using that other hand for

by Gdawg on May 3, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Umm...

holding down the other inmate, of course… What else would you do with a knork?

by cmkelly29 on May 3, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I bet he...

at least has a hammer and a screwdriver.

Hey, it could be worse...

by HighPlainsGrifter on May 3, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

With the amount of critcism Lewin gets...

from posters here; he might read it and refuse to mention it, lol.

by cmkelly29 on May 3, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I really likes me some

Lewin. He cracks me up when the game goes to shit and he has to fillibuster.

re: Ann Coulter - "She doesn't get raped nearly enough." - DJ Cahill

by EssBee on May 3, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeppers!

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 3, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

The guy can BS like no other. I love some of the conversations he has with Grieve. The Matthew McConaughey stuff was hilarious.

by Gdawg on May 3, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm a big fan of Josh

whoever they get people won’t be happy about the announcer no matter what…

just got ownaged

by Longhorn on May 3, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I really really really

like Josh Lewin and TAG. They are the most hilarious PBP guys I’ve ever heard.

by trekds9 on May 3, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's never had any criticism from me

He’s like a lot of my friends… likes to quote movies, makes weird references, loves baseball and is one hell of a dork…

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on May 3, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

A “piratte” drinks frappes and lattes.

by shroomer on May 3, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whippa-Snap!

"If we where [sic] gonna trade them Salty, I would want a helluva lot more than just Joba though." -lonestarJon

by thedirkatron on May 3, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Murray might be able to get out of some early trouble here

He’s going to have to earn it with the Big Hurt coming up

by Gdawg on May 3, 2008 8:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Scary

Thats the murphs ball!

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DSheppard on May 3, 2008 8:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

holy crap

that one scared me

by Gdawg on May 3, 2008 8:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

perhaps...

he has a tendency to make the spectacular while failing the routine.

Please forgive any and all typos, mispellings, etc.
Your kindess in this matter is appreciated.

by red shoe ranger on May 3, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha + 1

The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT

http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893

by LAMuscleFag on May 3, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

seems like

Murph could have had that easily if he was runnin hard….

Please forgive any and all typos, mispellings, etc.
Your kindess in this matter is appreciated.

by red shoe ranger on May 3, 2008 9:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

probably

but with 2 IFs coming out to try and get that one too, there could have been some problems

by Gdawg on