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.500 + 1

Yay!

Last season, after 57 games, the Rangers were 20-37, 15 1/2 games back of first.

This year, they are 29-28.

 

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"Chase. Dominguez is not really your liking" - Mr Santos

by inactive lsb user on May 31, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Watched Heavy Metal

recently?

Hmm…

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 31, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

not even close...

...Joe-Joe Madden.

but, i’d vote for Wash.

by oc on May 31, 2008 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

the season ain't over yet

if the Rangers make the playoffs and the Rays don’t, he’s a shoe-in

"No, Donny, these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of."

by Walter Sobchak on Jun 1, 2008 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

3.5 back

better record than the yanks. 4 back in the WC.

by Longhorn on May 31, 2008 9:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Hey oc

You got kicked off the Angels board, so I figured I should come here and give you your props. You guys are over .500 again. Congrats.

~Till the Halo burns out...

by Zu Long on May 31, 2008 9:31 PM CDT reply actions  

down with the angels

over 500 and 3 back would be good.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 31, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply actions  

zero

as in 0 BBs by the Rangers pitchers tonight and 0 Ks by the Ranger batters. When was the last time that happened?

Brandon Boggs 2008 Texas Rangers ROY

by RangerMad on May 31, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Vinny P's complete game shutout?...

...NOPE!

Jason Botts was in the line-up, that day.

by oc on May 31, 2008 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

"Chase. Dominguez is not really your liking" - Mr Santos

by inactive lsb user on May 31, 2008 9:40 PM CDT reply actions  

What a difference a year makes

"My death certificate will probably say: 'Cause of Death: World Series.'" Jamey Newberg

by boomer1 on May 31, 2008 9:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Finally over .500

Ponson for governer (of Aruba)!

...and curse Sir Walter Raleigh, he was such a stupid git.

by t ball on May 31, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Yes

Just getting ready to post that. Way to go Pop-up

"My death certificate will probably say: 'Cause of Death: World Series.'" Jamey Newberg

by boomer1 on May 31, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

and there goes the lead

2-2 with a runner on 2nd and no outs.

vladdy: actually taking a downturn for real, or just a slow start?

hopefully he pops up here….

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 31, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Vladdy"...

...i think that’s English for “deterioriating”...

by oc on May 31, 2008 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow

this team started 9-18??
What’s that, 20-10 since?

Most excellent.

by Longhorn on May 31, 2008 9:51 PM CDT reply actions  

+1MM

"My death certificate will probably say: 'Cause of Death: World Series.'" Jamey Newberg

by boomer1 on May 31, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn Halos just tied it up at 2-2

"My death certificate will probably say: 'Cause of Death: World Series.'" Jamey Newberg

by boomer1 on May 31, 2008 9:52 PM CDT reply actions  

w00t.

I’m so giddy right now.

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on May 31, 2008 9:59 PM CDT reply actions  

keep telling myself

it’s all a bonus

have some fun while we’re biding our time

by tangiers on May 31, 2008 10:09 PM CDT reply actions  

+won

Hey, somebody try to hit the “reply” linkie, K?

Damnstreamofconsciousnessbastards…..............

;)

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 31, 2008 10:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Brawl in Clinton!!

Beltre scored the go-ahead run then Osuna tried to score behind him when the ball got away but got thrown out. Shoving ensued – punches thrown – bats flying thru the air – Matt Lawson is DOWN!! It’s a free-for-all!

by shroomer on May 31, 2008 10:13 PM CDT reply actions  

I want video!

ty

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 31, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah

I don’t want Audio!!!

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 31, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sorry

Thought you wanted Audio – not sure that link works anyway.

Umps and coaches still confabbing on who’s gone. Players still in the dugout. Beltre, Lawson, Alfonso and Osuna are no longer in the ballgame. Clinton is up a run needing just three outs in the top of the 9th to win. I think Nelo will pitch. Iowa is in total chaos.

by shroomer on May 31, 2008 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Osuna's run counts afterall - obstruction ruled

Clinton still batting – 2 outs bottom of the 8th, score 8-6 Clinton. Tim Smith will be up.
Gac had the big 2-out hit with the bases loaded that resulted in 3 runs after the dust settled. Beltre is 4-5 on the night.

by shroomer on May 31, 2008 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

You are

the Greatesters of the Mighty Greatnessers(1)!

(1)=Of the Royal KissMyAssIamBetterThanU Bloodline.

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 31, 2008 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sweet play by play on the brawl Shroom

"My death certificate will probably say: 'Cause of Death: World Series.'" Jamey Newberg

by boomer1 on May 31, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lies!

if Engel Beltre and ben Revere ever fought, the universe would explode.

by FirebatM3 on May 31, 2008 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is not good.

My cautious optimism is becoming less cautious.

by philkid3 on May 31, 2008 10:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Huh?

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 31, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Double huh?

"My death certificate will probably say: 'Cause of Death: World Series.'" Jamey Newberg

by boomer1 on May 31, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

He will

get owned.

"No bear or disco for Juan" - Mr. Santos

by miles on May 31, 2008 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

this is mma?

i thought this would be more punching and kicking….this is ugly

by Longhorn on May 31, 2008 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

They advertised

it as MMA, this fight is just retarded…

"No bear or disco for Juan" - Mr. Santos

by miles on May 31, 2008 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm

just waiting for his homeboys to jump in and start winding on the white guy…

"No bear or disco for Juan" - Mr. Santos

by miles on May 31, 2008 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

what on earth is wrong with the other guys ear

also, i hate MMA. boring.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 31, 2008 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who the hell

would actually go to this thing?

3 rounds of 5 minutes of dumb fights.

Now if I were fighting, that is a different story.

"No bear or disco for Juan" - Mr. Santos

by miles on May 31, 2008 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Of course, miles.

I’d put money on you against anyone. Except, of course, Josh Hamilton.

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on May 31, 2008 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

I might challenge

Elvis Andrus to a fight…

When is is fully healthy again ofcourse.

"No bear or disco for Juan" - Mr. Santos

by miles on May 31, 2008 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

i think boxing gets boring when they get tired

but at least they are on their feet moving around.

when this gets reduced to grappling for 4 minutes a round… ugh.

i hope this kimbo slice guy loses, ive heard his name way too many times.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 31, 2008 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

the guys deformed ear explodes and they call the fight

even though he was winning.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 31, 2008 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kimbo

was getting OWNED…

So if someone is losing badly, they can just break a body part off?

"No bear or disco for Juan" - Mr. Santos

by miles on May 31, 2008 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

Kimbo sucks nuts..

The only reason he used to be good was when he got tired, his homeboys came in and took over for him..

Like 6 on 1…

Kimbo has no athletisism.

"No bear or disco for Juan" - Mr. Santos

by miles on May 31, 2008 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Its on

right now…

It just got stopped because Kimbo like punched his ear off.

"No bear or disco for Juan" - Mr. Santos

by miles on May 31, 2008 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

WTF?

It’s not on in CA right now.

by coolaid on May 31, 2008 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

CBS I think.

"No bear or disco for Juan" - Mr. Santos

by miles on May 31, 2008 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

They have

freakin CSI on right now.

by coolaid on May 31, 2008 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Stuff that comes on back east as "live" often is tape-delayed here

That’s why Saturday Night Live isn’t live here… otherwise it would come on at 8:30.

by Inkara1 on May 31, 2008 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wierd.

I thought it would be a live fight but I know most things are delayed like award shows.

by coolaid on May 31, 2008 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love to use that tape delay to fuck with people

“I know who won American Idol” :D (since people start posting reactions and stuff right after it airs on the East Coast when the show hasn’t even started yet here)

by Inkara1 on May 31, 2008 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, that's how

today is spelled.

...and curse Sir Walter Raleigh, he was such a stupid git.

by t ball on May 31, 2008 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

only because of whatever ridiculous thing is growing on his ear

that popped. he wasnt about to get knocked out or anything.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 31, 2008 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Its like

a tumor…

"No bear or disco for Juan" - Mr. Santos

by miles on May 31, 2008 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Holy shit...

His ear is like coming off!

"No bear or disco for Juan" - Mr. Santos

by miles on May 31, 2008 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kimbo

was losing though.

"No bear or disco for Juan" - Mr. Santos

by miles on May 31, 2008 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dude...

Twenty more seconds, and that dude would have been out cold. Mark it.

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on May 31, 2008 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

20 more seconds

and the guy may have been killed. Literally.

by bigsteve on May 31, 2008 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

yup

he was dazed beyond belief.

by Longhorn on May 31, 2008 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not really.

It was an awful stoppage. As for the ear, JT’s ear was massively cauliflowered to begin with. All he did was pop it, not that difficult. If you’ve never seen a popped cauliflower ear, it’s exactly that nasty.

As a massive MMA fan, I went into the event fearing the worst. This is the wrong company and the wrong card to present on national TV.

by LiamP on May 31, 2008 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kimbo Slice

Just knocked a man’s ear off. Holy ballsack.

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on May 31, 2008 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn.

They just showed it here in CA, that was nasty. His ear was about to fall off.

by coolaid on Jun 1, 2008 1:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

Kimbo's IQ

is as high as he can count.

10

"No bear or disco for Juan" - Mr. Santos

by miles on May 31, 2008 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's cause he's black, right miles?

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on May 31, 2008 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Milton Bradley

is smart.

"No bear or disco for Juan" - Mr. Santos

by miles on May 31, 2008 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Messin' with you, man.

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on May 31, 2008 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kimbo went to the University of Miami

on an academic scholarship. Might not be a genius, but he’s not as dumb as some.

by Garcia on Jun 1, 2008 9:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

wrong

He was going to go to Miami on a football scholarship until Hurricane Andrew wiped out South Florida and thus wiped out his senior season of football.

by bigsteve on Jun 1, 2008 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

Academic scholarship

Apparently he attended the school on an academic scholarship despite the fact that his football ambitions were spoiled in HS.

Supposedly he attended Miami for a year and a half.

by jparks77 on Jun 1, 2008 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

Drunk rednecks

should not call the post-game show.

For Realz!

...it's the weekend, so why the hell not?

by Rodney on May 31, 2008 10:30 PM CDT reply actions  

I am telling

that red Rangers foam finger is lucky.

by coolaid on May 31, 2008 10:39 PM CDT reply actions  

i still havnt seen it

in the dugout somewhere? what now?

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 31, 2008 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

If you

Tivo’ed it you can go back and look at it. When ever they showed Marlon Byrd, it was behind him.

by coolaid on May 31, 2008 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think that went down to OKC...

with Duran.

I believe he was asking people to smell his foam finger in the dugout. Just sick and wrong really.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on May 31, 2008 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

What'd I say

Did I not say we would win that shit? We rocked em.

On a sidenote: Fireworks are overrated.

Not the only black poster on LSB.

by sprite on May 31, 2008 10:46 PM CDT reply actions  

How was the Beach Boys theme?

Did it add anything?

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on May 31, 2008 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Beach Boys rule.

Not the only black poster on LSB.

by sprite on May 31, 2008 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

-1

"No bear or disco for Juan" - Mr. Santos

by miles on May 31, 2008 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

+2

Not the only black poster on LSB.

by sprite on May 31, 2008 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wrong

"No bear or disco for Juan" - Mr. Santos

by miles on May 31, 2008 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

-100

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jun 1, 2008 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

miles, go dig a very deep hole

and stick your head inside…the Beach Boys are everything that is right with this country. I may prefer the RHCP or Bob Schneider, but saying something bad about the Beach Boys…well that’s just plain communism!!!

"No, Donny, these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of."

by Walter Sobchak on Jun 1, 2008 12:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pet Sounds

is the definition of an album.

Brian Wilson is a genius but Carl Wilson’s voice was magic.

by jparks77 on May 31, 2008 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow

Just… wow…

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

"I LOVE to fart" - Bert Blyleven

by LSJ on Jun 1, 2008 4:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

you are just lucky i intervened

with a timely rally turtle to get 3 runs without an out.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 31, 2008 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

DShepp

You’re definitely the Most Valuable Poster of the evening.

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on May 31, 2008 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

extras in LAA

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 31, 2008 10:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Lets

get a play by play going.

"No bear or disco for Juan" - Mr. Santos

by miles on May 31, 2008 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Whiffy

up. shit the round white thing Brad

by coolaid on May 31, 2008 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

Sorry, dude…that’s a Freudian slip.

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on May 31, 2008 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow.

Your trips to the toilet must suck.

by LiamP on May 31, 2008 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

bad brad grounds out "softly" per gameday

the mighty eckstein will clearly hit a HR

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 31, 2008 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

So awesome

We need an LAA loss to make it even better. 11 Game Homestand. we are 2-0. I said we needed to go at the worst 7-4. So good so far.

by Agreen07 on May 31, 2008 10:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Scott Shields pitching...

...the always-overated Brandon Wood subbing in at 3rd…

...and Brad Wilkerson leads it off with a ground out.

by oc on May 31, 2008 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eckstein up to bat

come on, be as clutch and awesome as idiot sportswriters think you are.

by Gdawg on May 31, 2008 10:51 PM CDT reply actions  

semi dangerous...

hunter-kotchman…

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 31, 2008 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is it just me...

...or is it fun that other team’s games matter?

I know it’s early, but damnit, it’s nice to be in contention.

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on May 31, 2008 11:00 PM CDT reply actions  

that was lame

bunt and the pitcher threw it away so everyone advances, now they walk the next guy.

sigh.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 31, 2008 11:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Marcum

pitched out of trouble. I was flipping back and forth between the Rangers game and LAAAA, Marcum gave up quiet a few hits but got out of it.

by coolaid on May 31, 2008 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

He has really

nasty stuff but was surprised that he doesn’t throw very fast. I would still love to have him though.

by coolaid on May 31, 2008 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

it could be tainted forever by non-ranger use

though i guess it is pro-rangers….

lets see. please work.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 31, 2008 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Poop.

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on May 31, 2008 11:05 PM CDT reply actions  

damn

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DShep on May 31, 2008 11:06 PM CDT reply actions  

everybody

clap your hands, clap clap clap clap clap clap clap

"No bear or disco for Juan" - Mr. Santos

by miles on May 31, 2008 11:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Cat...

is now hitting .299 and will get most of the AB’s at 1B in the next month I would assume.

I think he still has some value for a team that could use a LH bat that can play a little LF/1B.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on May 31, 2008 11:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Just got back from the game...

Sir Sidney looked like he pitched a lot better than his line tonite.
Hamilton’s HR wasn’t very deep, but that’s because it hit the International Space Station, which altered it’s trajectory.
Boggs and Hamilton laugh a lot in the OF.

I enjoy being excited about Rangers baseball in May instead of merely interested...

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on May 31, 2008 11:37 PM CDT reply actions  

If we were in the

right division (Central) we’d be 2 games back….

Not the only black poster on LSB.

by sprite on Jun 1, 2008 12:52 AM CDT reply actions  

If we

were in the NL, we would get to the world series every year….

"No bear or disco for Juan" - Mr. Santos

by miles on Jun 1, 2008 12:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yes

but we’d also be in the NL

by FirebatM3 on Jun 1, 2008 1:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

True dat...

Watching NL games is like overdosing on sleeping pills.

"No bear or disco for Juan" - Mr. Santos

by miles on Jun 1, 2008 1:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

That statement

is a year out of date I think.

...and curse Sir Walter Raleigh, he was such a stupid git.

by t ball on Jun 1, 2008 6:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

were only

4 games out as it stands right now

by bigsteve on Jun 1, 2008 10:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

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