What does this guy look like? M's edition
by Adam J. Morris on May 5, 2008 1:15 PM CDT
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PrintAnother in our ongoing series, where we ask the question...based on this guy's Yahoo Sports photo, what does this guy look like he'd be doing for a living, if he weren't a major league player?
Today's player...Raul Ibanez:
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Gas station attendant
Right around the time all the young talent is ready to contend is when the organization will realize that Ron Washington is the wrong man for the job.
He makes
the Jack Sauce at Jack in the Box.
...and curse Sir Walter Raleigh, he was such a stupid git.
The old guy
In college who still thinks he’s cool and hits on the 18 year olds and comes off as creepy.
Male Hairdresser?
Also, I think he has turtle face.
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
Ha
was thinkin’ the same thing.
The Eagle has landed....
RATM
Tom Morello from Rage Against the Machine.
by paulbegala on May 5, 2008 1:31 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Aha
Good call.
Anyone see Iron Man yet? You may chuckle at how Morello got cast there…
Go Strangers.
by hightowersmith on May 5, 2008 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions
he played a terrorist
which i found strangely ironic…anyway, tom morello was what came to my mind immediately…
by captain freakin' magic on May 5, 2008 4:02 PM CDT up reply actions
"Let's keep the insults to a minimum, Chris"
“Shut up Begala! You’re dull, and you look like a defective Pez dispenser!” – Darrell Hammond as Chris Matthews
I was just coming in here to say Morello. Very nice call.
In that picture ...
he looks like a meth user who has become skinny and emaciated from constant use. He actually looks like any number of people I have defended on meth charges, right down to the little druggie hair growing under his bottom lip.
that's the first guy i ever got stoned wtih
dude was really funny afterwards in the food court while we were eating dippin dots
Rare Gnats Sex
In honor of Cinco de Mayo
He looks like a gay dude who would be wearing a tight lime-colored silk shirt and tight black pants while playing a pair of purple maracas for a salsa band.
by Jack Nicholson 1974 on May 5, 2008 1:43 PM CDT reply actions
Jason Taylor if he never played football
Picking a random blog comment and wielding it as a club to bash "blogs" is like picking a random romance novel off an airport bookstore shelf and saying, "This book sucks. Fuck you, Tolstoy -- your medium is worthless!" - Ken Tremendous
Bartender at a Mexican restaurant.
would you like salt on your rim sexy?
The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT
http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893
he reminds me
of the guy at a quik lube that always tries to up sell you. know what i mean. one time it’s the transmission needing to be flushed. another time it looks like you could use a balancing another time you need to change your air filter.
send me nominations for the Hall of the Very Good
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
homosexual porn star
not that I would know or anything…wait!
Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball
Jesus Quintana...
Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
by ghostofErikThompson on May 5, 2008 2:29 PM CDT reply actions
You ready to be fucked, man?
I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio, man. Liam and me, we’re gonna fuck you up.
Right around the time all the young talent is ready to contend is when the organization will realize that Ron Washington is the wrong man for the job.
also, a very nice call.
He’s the guy who interviews the big-time acts when they roll through town, and acts as if he’s great-friends with them. In the lead singers voice you can hear a hint of “Who are you? You know we’re only doing this for new-album and tour promotion, right? I’ll never speak to you again after this, unless we’re here again on tour with the next album and you still have a job.”
The only member of the band who gets along with this guy is the bassist, because nobody really cares about you when you play bass in a rock band. Unless of course you’re 1 of 3 people (and I’m probably missing some):
Geddy Lee, Flea, or Les Claypool.
I’ll be here all week, thanks.
Also shares resemblance with:
Howie Mandel:
Who looks A LOT like David Draiman, lead singer of Disturbed:
I was just about to say
that he looks like he hosts an annoying game show with people trying to win money in a suitcase
Draiman
that look is just trying way too hard.
...and curse Sir Walter Raleigh, he was such a stupid git.
+1
"I hope it's a special dumb person hell so that I don’t have to meet up with you after I die."
- The D-tron
by inactive lsb user on May 6, 2008 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Look familiar Miles?
I saw a pic on ESPN.com that probably resembles one of them too.
That, or it’s Mrs. Bueno’s long lost cousin.
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
The infomercial guy
that always sells non-medicational medicine and self help finance books
My guess...
Pizza delivery guy who smokes out a lot, and has all these crazy stories about these supposedly hot ex-g.f.s of his whom no one has ever seen.
yeah, and club stories
at which point you join him one night, and realize he’s the resident “starer” who shows up every weekend night.
A driver
For a Columbian cartel warlord, but only when he’s in Cartagena among the tourists. Never, ever in Cali.
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
by Ed Coffin on May 5, 2008 6:24 PM CDT reply actions
Coffee Barista
But only if he put on Weezer glasses.
Also, a taxidermist.
Soul Patch Barber
or a Viking. They all look like Vikings to me.
re: Ann Coulter - "She doesn't get raped nearly enough." - DJ Cahill
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