Ozzie Guillen is crazy

by Adam J. Morris on May 5, 2008 3:41 PM CDT Comment 19 comments

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He needs to expand his vocabulary.

by coolaid on May 5, 2008 3:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Charming

The irony of his curse-laden tirade about why fans don’t like his team is amusing

by JBImaknee on May 5, 2008 3:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

He is right about one thing though

The Cubbies seem to skate even though they haven’t won a WS in 100 years. That said he is bleeping crazy and full of horse stuff.

"My death certificate will probably say: 'Cause of Death: World Series.'" Jamey Newberg

by boomer1 on May 5, 2008 3:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Ya because they are 'cursed'

Fans cause them to lose, not their poor play.

by geetar85 on May 5, 2008 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

There's a reason for that

You know why people hate the White Sox? Because they’re from the south-side, they threw the 1919 World Series, they won an extremely boring World Series in 2005, and they’re managed by Ozzie Guillen.

The Cubs are lovable losers from the North Side. They can skate.

by cmkelly29 on May 5, 2008 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I found nothing about that 05 team boring.

I wouldn’t classify the series as boring just because the Astros blew chunks and the entire pitching staff was dominant through the entire playoffs.

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by TheBZA on May 6, 2008 8:29 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

he is right about one thing

the word you are looking for is Horsedooty :)

yo soy Horsestuff!

I soloed in the mile high club.

by Sr Horsedooty on May 5, 2008 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sounds like

something I would say.

Say your sorry to Ron Washington

by miles on May 5, 2008 3:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

And yet,

Ozzie would likely be an upgrade for the Rangers.

"Before I leave, I once again condemn the despicable buffoonery of D.J. Cahill." - Huck

by DJCahill on May 5, 2008 4:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I actually disagree with that.

And that’s saying a lot.

by philkid3 on May 5, 2008 4:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Trade Wash

To Kenny Williams, if he’ll send back Ozzie and Danks? :P

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

by Ed Coffin on May 5, 2008 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Not really

Ozzie likes to bunt in odd situations even more than Ron does, and his mouth is just… inexplicable. I know I bash Ron for being a weenie, but Ozzie Guillen is borderline psycotic. There’s a difference between firey and crazy, and Ozzie Guillen is nuts.

About the only manager that is worse than Ozzie is “clog the bases” Dusty Baker.

A Lonestar in California - 2.0

by lonestarJon on May 5, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs