Ozzie Guillen is crazy
by Adam J. Morris on May 5, 2008 3:41 PM CDT
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He is right about one thing though
The Cubbies seem to skate even though they haven’t won a WS in 100 years. That said he is bleeping crazy and full of horse stuff.
"My death certificate will probably say: 'Cause of Death: World Series.'" Jamey Newberg
There's a reason for that
You know why people hate the White Sox? Because they’re from the south-side, they threw the 1919 World Series, they won an extremely boring World Series in 2005, and they’re managed by Ozzie Guillen.
The Cubs are lovable losers from the North Side. They can skate.
I found nothing about that 05 team boring.
I wouldn’t classify the series as boring just because the Astros blew chunks and the entire pitching staff was dominant through the entire playoffs.
Picking a random blog comment and wielding it as a club to bash "blogs" is like picking a random romance novel off an airport bookstore shelf and saying, "This book sucks. Fuck you, Tolstoy -- your medium is worthless!" - Ken Tremendous
he is right about one thing
the word you are looking for is Horsedooty :)
yo soy Horsestuff!
I soloed in the mile high club.
by Sr Horsedooty on May 5, 2008 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions
And yet,
Ozzie would likely be an upgrade for the Rangers.
"Before I leave, I once again condemn the despicable buffoonery of D.J. Cahill." - Huck
Trade Wash
To Kenny Williams, if he’ll send back Ozzie and Danks? :P
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
by Ed Coffin on May 5, 2008 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Not really
Ozzie likes to bunt in odd situations even more than Ron does, and his mouth is just… inexplicable. I know I bash Ron for being a weenie, but Ozzie Guillen is borderline psycotic. There’s a difference between firey and crazy, and Ozzie Guillen is nuts.
About the only manager that is worse than Ozzie is “clog the bases” Dusty Baker.
by LSJ on May 5, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't ever change, Ozzie
"If we where [sic] gonna trade them Salty, I would want a helluva lot more than just Joba though." -lonestarJon
That signature makes me laugh everytime
+1
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on May 5, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Venezuelan baseball temper?
Ugueth Urbina, Ozzie Guillen, Carlos Zambrano, heh. That’s all I’ve got.
Mora
Wow. That was a Mora-esque rant, although Mora at least kept it to just the coaches/players.
--Brian
All I have to say is
Ozzie Guillen and Dusty Baker are the only two managers in baseball that are worse than Ron Washington.
Douche
in English has the same Spanish translation and he is a douche. Well, maybe a douche bolsa.
re: Ann Coulter - "She doesn't get raped nearly enough." - DJ Cahill
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