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What does this guy look like?

You know the drill...I post a picture of an opposing team's player, you tell me what they look like they'd be doing for a living if they weren't a baseball player...

Today's subject...Wee Willie Bloomquist...

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What does this guy look like?

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what the hell

he looks like this guy

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on May 8, 2008 12:31 PM CDT reply actions  

He looks

like a guy that is really into a band like CREED.

by jparks77 on May 8, 2008 12:37 PM CDT reply actions  

A D-bag

Say your sorry to Ron Washington

by miles on May 8, 2008 12:42 PM CDT reply actions  

He works at Academy

Outdoors department.

"I hope it's a special dumb person hell so that I don’t have to meet up with you after I die."

- The D-tron

by inactive lsb user on May 8, 2008 12:42 PM CDT reply actions  

What does this guy look like?

He looks like a guy who is about to be on the losing end of a ballgame!!!!!!!!!!!

Go rangers!

by Agreen07 on May 8, 2008 12:43 PM CDT reply actions  

I don't know what he does for a living...

but I saw him at the bar last night hitting on the young girls.

by bhudson on May 8, 2008 12:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Car salesman

In that commercial that includes “Wanna take her for a spin?”

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

by Ed Coffin on May 8, 2008 12:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Pizza delivery guy

I swear I gave him a tip last night.

by tasan on May 8, 2008 1:01 PM CDT reply actions  

with a

small shlong..

Say your sorry to Ron Washington

by miles on May 8, 2008 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm gonna go with

cable company technician. the guy that has all this power because he knows you are waiting for him at your home between 10am and 2 pm. sometimes he calls you at 130pm to say that he can’t make it until tomorrow OR today between 4pm and 6pm

send me nominations for the Hall of the Very Good
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NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on May 8, 2008 1:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Kukoc / Jackman

Lot of Wolverine going on there.

Korver / Kutcher is right up there too. Damn.

"I hope it's a special dumb person hell so that I don’t have to meet up with you after I die."

- The D-tron

by inactive lsb user on May 8, 2008 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wasn't he in

Fast Times at Ridgmont High?

...and curse Sir Walter Raleigh, he was such a stupid git.

by t ball on May 8, 2008 1:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Jeff Brantley...

...but I’m starting to think all douchebags remind me of Brantley.

Right around the time all the young talent is ready to contend is when the organization will realize that Ron Washington is the wrong man for the job.

by Chad Crudup on May 8, 2008 1:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Stockbroker

Slick down the hair.

"To exhibit true intelligence, you must be able to argue both sides of an argument. Most are incapable of so doing."

by Clueless on May 8, 2008 2:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Beach bum that works at the local...

...taqueria so that he can help himself to the free cerveza after closing time.

"Hello win column..."

by rangersfan34 on May 8, 2008 3:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Luke Wilson

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on May 8, 2008 3:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Seattle: "He looks like Willie Bloomquist."

“Phew, I am glad that the real Willie Bloomquist isn’t on our team.”

“Wait a minute, what you say? He IS Willie Bloomquist?”

“Honey! Who put ground pepper in my ice cream?”

by Telegraph on May 8, 2008 4:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Weird

Every time I hear of Willie Bloomquist, I think of someone similar to a Jerry Hairston Jr/Neifi Perez type…..

by Requiem on May 8, 2008 4:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Standard Sales and Marketing

guy with a penchant for vodka and extra-marital affairs.

re: Ann Coulter - "She doesn't get raped nearly enough." - DJ Cahill

by EssBee on May 8, 2008 5:28 PM CDT reply actions  

c*ckblocker

“Hey – wanna do a shot? HEY what kind of shot do you want? Didn’t I see you last weekend? HEY! Cmere for a sec. C’MERE! HEEY!!”.

That’s about right.

What happened to my old signature?

by WyoRanger on May 8, 2008 5:55 PM CDT reply actions  

spicoli

-Brought to you by chocolate cookies with white stuff in-between.

by jcAustin on May 8, 2008 8:48 PM CDT reply actions  

He looks like...

this guy with more hair and less chins.

Does Ron Washington have to choke a bitch???

by xxthetoddxx on May 8, 2008 8:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Maybe?

Does Ron Washington have to choke a bitch???

by xxthetoddxx on May 8, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

How 'bout now?

Does Ron Washington have to choke a bitch???

by xxthetoddxx on May 8, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh COME IN!

Does Ron Washington have to choke a bitch???

by xxthetoddxx on May 8, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is it because he's not wearing a hat?

Does Ron Washington have to choke a bitch???

by xxthetoddxx on May 8, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

You know...

I keep hoping he doesn’t get booted, because of the great faces he makes.

by Adam J. Morris on May 8, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

I actually get a lot more entertainment out of Matt than anyone else. The “Four Star General” is probably the closest. I just wish I could decipher what he was talking about 90% of the time. Then he would probably be right there with Matt in entertainment value. This may very well be the worst group HK has every had.

Does Ron Washington have to choke a bitch???

by xxthetoddxx on May 9, 2008 4:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Looks like a route driver on a beer truck.

by meteechir on May 8, 2008 9:11 PM CDT reply actions  

if he grows his beard out a little..

he would be on “The Deadliest Catch”
definitely a fisherman.

by mo on May 8, 2008 10:53 PM CDT reply actions  

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