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5/8/08 game day thread 2

The post-fight thread.

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Richie Sexson

What a damned joke. Should get 20 games for that bush league crap. He basically charged the mound for a ball that he would have been out on if it had hit him.

by JayK on May 8, 2008 10:48 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sad thing is

even if he’s suspended for a number of games, he won’t be missed much.

by mgb5 on May 8, 2008 10:51 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

DickSex

was just trying to do something; anything. Frustrated, incompetent people will do that.

by BudLight on May 8, 2008 11:04 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sexson = Assclown

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by rangers85 on May 8, 2008 10:49 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hah

mariners still suck

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on May 8, 2008 10:50 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow. That wasn't even close to Sexson.

You’ve got to think he’ll get a significant suspension on that.

by Athos on May 8, 2008 10:50 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it was the weirdest thing

he leaned in and then leaned out

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on May 8, 2008 10:51 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's more than just a normal brawl too

He didn’t get hit by a pitch and it wasn’t even close. Add onto that the size difference, the helmet throw, and Gabbard possibly re-injuring himself and the league better crack down on his ass.

by Gdawg on May 8, 2008 10:50 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

don't care about the Mariners

they suck either way. A huge suspension takes money away from Sexson. Its like a dumbass tax

by Gdawg on May 8, 2008 10:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I hear

there is a first baseman available if they need one for a few weeks. I think they are familiar with him. Maybe they would give up a minor league utility guy to get him.

by badradiorules on May 8, 2008 10:58 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What's the point?

Selig will hand out some half-ass suspension, the MLBPA will successfully appeal for it to be reduced, and he’ll end up with five games off.

This is because suspensions in Major League Baseball are a joke.

by jamcadbury on May 8, 2008 10:51 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is it bad

when you as a male go commando, flip up your skirt, and theres nothing hanging?

by JayK on May 8, 2008 10:51 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I keep thinking

boy, are McLaren and Felix going to look stupid when they get a better look at the pitch Sexson charged on.

by Brett Perryman on May 8, 2008 10:50 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i still havnt gone back and really watched the brawl

too busy posting.

ive got to go check out this bradley/laird thing and various other facets.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DSheppard on May 8, 2008 10:51 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

laird/bradley

Bradley was basically pushing laird back across the diamond. He was really pushing into him and looked a little annoyed. The only thing I’d say is that Bradley was trying to make sure that the catcher didn’t get tossed for someone else being a set of f’n clown shoes.

by JayK on May 8, 2008 10:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bradley gets

a +1 from me. I don’t care what has been said about him before, the guy has been nothing but great in every possible way here for the Rangers.

by Gdawg on May 8, 2008 10:54 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I actually really liked seeing that from Bradley

he has really matured the last few years…

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on May 8, 2008 10:54 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

My guess

Hernandez hits Bradley. Bradley vs Hernandez . Hmm…hope it doesn’t happen, though

by chrisR on May 8, 2008 10:51 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Felix isn't a complete moron

Bradley would literally tear his arm off and feed it to his children.

by LiamP on May 8, 2008 10:52 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and felix is still in the game.

injustice.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DSheppard on May 8, 2008 10:51 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Felix still out there

he’s only out there to throw at someone… no other reason he’s still on the mound at this point.

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on May 8, 2008 10:52 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I need a place...

too watch it on the internet.
I was in my car listening to it on the radio.

someone show me the way.

by downsetgo on May 8, 2008 10:52 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

go to the gameday thing

through www.texasrangers.com

click on the video tab at the top right where it has the boxscore
that should work for you

you can’t see the whole thing, but you can see the pitch and then him charge the mound

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by russaggie09 on May 8, 2008 10:58 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Those guys at Lookout Landing

Are effing ridiculous jackasses.

I have never been prouder to be a Rangers fan than after reading tonight’s postings after seeing that.

by jwiscarson on May 8, 2008 10:53 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

+1

Mariners fans and Angels fans are the scum of the ALW.

by lonestarJon on May 8, 2008 10:54 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not cool....

I feel so bad for Adam

by Jeff on May 8, 2008 10:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs
Adam is stuck with trolls.

by ThundaPC on May 8, 2008 10:54 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs
+1

by Jeff on May 8, 2008 10:55 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions 0 recs
It’s Texas, what do you expect?

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by Captain Fubar on May 8, 2008 10:57 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

they're just bitter

because they had unrealistic expectations and it’s all crashing down on them.

by Randy Richardson on May 8, 2008 11:05 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

why

did someone troll over there?

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by ab03 on May 8, 2008 11:06 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

A Sexson apologist

so otherwise, he is an idiot

by Gdawg on May 8, 2008 11:15 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah

what also gets lost is that he’s not all that old (22-23). so he’s kind of a kid

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on May 8, 2008 11:16 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey!

I’m only 25. Not all of us “youngsters” grew up eating paint and sniffing markers.

by jwiscarson on May 8, 2008 11:17 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i mean

i’m roughly the same generation. just saying that he’s still young enough to let his emotions get the best of objectivity.

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on May 8, 2008 11:18 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

okay

heard what happened on the radio. im bout to go all miles on this m’s team.

just got ownaged

by Longhorn on May 8, 2008 10:53 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Were the radio guys livid about this?

I would love to hear the radio feed of this too, if anyone by chance has the audio.

by jwiscarson on May 8, 2008 10:54 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Eric and Victor where pretty livid

But they where a little more subdued than what I heard TAG and Josh where. I think they where more stunned than anything.

They got their licks in on Sexson and the Mariners, but nothing like what TAG is being quoted on.

by lonestarJon on May 8, 2008 10:56 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OK . . .

I’m not watching the game – just saw the replay on gameday. From the description, I didn’t realize that Sexson was that close when he threw the helmet and hit Gabbard so squarely. That could draw an unprecedented suspension, maybe 20-50 games. I’ve never seen anything like that in the majors.

by Randy Richardson on May 8, 2008 10:54 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thats because

most major leaguers have whats known as BALLS

by JayK on May 8, 2008 10:55 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We really need a Youtube

for those who couldn’t catch the brawl.

Not the only black poster on LSB.

by sprite on May 8, 2008 10:54 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

+1

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on May 8, 2008 10:55 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How is that even possible?

No matter how partisan you are – how can you defend that?

by UrbanDad on May 8, 2008 10:56 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Then they are stupid homers

Sexson charged the mound on a ball 2 or so feet away from him. Tossed the helmet about 3/4 of the way to the mound and then attacked someone who was trying to protect themselves.

by JayK on May 8, 2008 10:56 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow.

“No doubt it was on purpose” Ok.

Not the only black poster on LSB.

by sprite on May 8, 2008 10:57 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thanks for the link.

Holy hell that was the most unobjectionable pitch to charge the mound I could ever imagine!!!!!!!! How can that action be defended? I wish Frankie Frank had dished out some more vigilante justice with his chair!

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on May 8, 2008 11:01 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Watching Extra Innings and got the Seattle announce crew

Could they be any dumber? They’re defending it, they’re proud of the fact, they overreacted on “how close the pitch was to his head”, they practically fucking gloated when Gabbard had to leave the game…

It’s god damn sickening.

by venturafearsnolan on May 8, 2008 11:19 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

if they were

celebrating an injury they are even weaker than Sexson.

by JayK on May 8, 2008 11:20 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

They didn't come out and say it

But the tone of their voice definitely said “Well if he didn’t want to leave the game he shouldn’t have thrown at Sexson’s head” (why they are STILL going on and on about that when it was 2 feet away I will never know).

I don’t know if I’ve ever heard announcers as homer-retarded as these.

by venturafearsnolan on May 8, 2008 11:24 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What part of that isn't true?

Are you saying th Seattle announcers aren’t talking about that?

I’m not watching the feed, so I genuinely have no idea.

by jwiscarson on May 8, 2008 11:25 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's good to know.

I think we’re all a bit pissed about this situation over here because our team’s so injury-ridden and Gabbard’s one of our few effective pitchers.

by jwiscarson on May 8, 2008 11:27 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Understandable.

Obviously, the frustration boiled over for the M’s tonight.

by ryanhealy on May 8, 2008 11:29 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Meanwhile

Boggs keeps on ticking

by dieselT8 on May 8, 2008 10:55 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Boggs should have charged the mound

After singling off Queen Felix. Its about as warranted as what Sexson did.

by Gdawg on May 8, 2008 10:56 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

omg

i’m so livid still….i can’t wait to see the replay on tv. sexson’a a little bitch ..

just got ownaged

by Longhorn on May 8, 2008 10:57 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If you piss off Tom Grieve to that extent

you know you’ve done something bad.

...and curse Sir Walter Raleigh, he was such a stupid git.

by t ball on May 8, 2008 10:57 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah

Grieve is probably still going to be calling Sexson lower than a girl.

by JayK on May 8, 2008 10:57 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Haha...

you mean like that one guy that took the foul ball away from the little kid a few years ago?

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by rangers85 on May 8, 2008 11:01 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lol

I forgot about it. He tore that guy a new one for the rest of the game.

by Gdawg on May 8, 2008 11:01 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah

That is one of TAG’s pet peeves.

Brandon Boggs 2008 Texas Rangers ROY

by RangerMad on May 8, 2008 11:10 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sexson

You guys are going a bit overboard with the suspension predictions.]

He’ll get like 1-3 games. The league is dumb, we’re the Rangers, and it’s Kason Gabbard.

If it was Josh Beckett out there and it was in Boston, whoooooo boy.

by LiamP on May 8, 2008 10:57 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

probably

but especially if he’s injured and the rangers actually say that it wasn’t on purpose

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on May 8, 2008 10:58 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no way

the helmet throw from five feet is going to cost him.

by Randy Richardson on May 8, 2008 10:58 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No, it's really not.

At the most it “costs” him 2 extra games. Sexson doesn’t have a history of idiocy (correct me if I’m wrong).

by LiamP on May 8, 2008 11:00 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No what should cost him is simple

He charged the mound at a point in time that there was ZERO reason to charge the mound. The ball wasn’t near him. His team had hit 2 batters already in the game. I think he needs a suspension because theres no reason at all for him to charge the mound.

by JayK on May 8, 2008 11:02 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dude

If it’s 10 games, I will ride the DART train from Plano to Dallas naked.

by LiamP on May 8, 2008 11:05 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

for everyone's sake

Please don’t, unless you’re actually a non-pregnant Jessica Alba.

by Gdawg on May 8, 2008 11:05 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OK

Throwing the helmet was way beyond the bounds of fair play. Charging the mound, even if the pitch wasn’t close is no big deal, 1-3 games. But throwing the helmet at such close range is going to be punished.

by Randy Richardson on May 8, 2008 11:07 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

One can only hope

"My death certificate will probably say: 'Cause of Death: World Series.'" Jamey Newberg

by boomer1 on May 8, 2008 11:00 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hehe, grieve still on it

apologizes to girls for saying richie threw like a girl.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DSheppard on May 8, 2008 10:58 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

TAG

earned a contract extension for the rest of his life after this broadcast.

by jwiscarson on May 8, 2008 10:59 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

and then

saying girls wouldn’t even do that.

by BHill on May 8, 2008 10:59 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

TAG just keeps it coming

“I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that.”

by Gdawg on May 8, 2008 10:58 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Greatness

Gotta love TAG

"My death certificate will probably say: 'Cause of Death: World Series.'" Jamey Newberg

by boomer1 on May 8, 2008 10:59 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That 's my new signature....

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on May 8, 2008 11:02 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Go

Tom Grieve.

...and curse Sir Walter Raleigh, he was such a stupid git.

by t ball on May 8, 2008 11:00 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The Mariners' broadcasters and fans' defending this

is akin to if Grieve, Nadell, and Ranger fans had condoned Franky throwing chairs. It may not be as bad…but you have to be blind not to see how pathetic it was.

by SaltyDawg on May 8, 2008 11:01 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Very true

"My death certificate will probably say: 'Cause of Death: World Series.'" Jamey Newberg

by boomer1 on May 8, 2008 11:01 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

There was some reasoning behind that

Those A’s fans were talking some way too personal crap to Brocail. What’s Sexson’s excuse? Gabbard did his job by pitching a baseball?

by Gdawg on May 8, 2008 11:02 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I almost didn't post it b.c. I agree with that...

But the action is what I am talking about…the action was dumb and pathetic just like Sexson

by SaltyDawg on May 8, 2008 11:04 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Agreed 100%

I think what was being said is at least Franky had a legit reason to be mad…Sexson had none AND still did something stupid.

by SaltyDawg on May 8, 2008 11:05 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Umm, no

There is absolutely no excuse for throwing a chair at a fan.

...and curse Sir Walter Raleigh, he was such a stupid git.

by t ball on May 8, 2008 11:04 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Agreed 100%

I think what was being said is at least Franky had a legit reason to be mad…Sexson had none AND still did something stupid.

by SaltyDawg on May 8, 2008 11:06 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The rumor has always been

that the fans were heckling Brocail for his wife delivering a stillborn child.

I don’t know if that’s true or not. Perhaps it’s not.

by jamcadbury on May 8, 2008 11:04 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I've heard its true

and I can’t blame anyone for being pissed at that.

by Gdawg on May 8, 2008 11:05 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

brocail admitted

to confronting the fan so security would have to get involved and remove them.

by SteveP on May 8, 2008 11:06 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

mariners broadcasters

still saying gabbard threw at sexson’s head, convinced it was on purpose. they really need to look at a replay.

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on May 8, 2008 11:02 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Then Gabbard

is the worst pitcher in the MLB. If you can’t get a ball closer than 2 feet to a batter you better be in the minors.

by JayK on May 8, 2008 11:03 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It doesn't matter if he is good or not

He has been struggling with the fastball command the entire game, and there is no way he is trying to throw at Sexson. Frustration aside, you need a cooler head in this situation. Sexson charged out there to hurt the guy; there is no excuse.

by Telegraph on May 8, 2008 11:06 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

M's color commentator:

“I don’t think there’s any doubt he was trying to hit Richie. Kinsler wasn’t happy about that pitch from Felix.”

That’s just blind idiocy.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on May 8, 2008 11:09 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

pitches

high and dover the middle of the plate aren’t designed to hit people. Unless your a moronic homer.

by JayK on May 8, 2008 11:10 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Didn't we conclude

That the announcers are a little senile?

by UrbanDad on May 8, 2008 11:11 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"fortunately no one was hurt"

what game are these mariner broadcasters watching?

by SteveP on May 8, 2008 11:02 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The same one with

Donnie Murphy and Jack Hamilton playing in it.

by Gdawg on May 8, 2008 11:03 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hey

that is a hall of fame announcer that we’re mocking….

(and why isn’t Eric Nadel in there?)

by JBImaknee on May 8, 2008 11:04 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

+1MM

"My death certificate will probably say: 'Cause of Death: World Series.'" Jamey Newberg

by boomer1 on May 8, 2008 11:05 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That means hes old

And if hes going for that as a reason to charge the mound he needs to go and retire.

by JayK on May 8, 2008 11:06 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The game in which

Sexson was justified in charging the mound.

by JayK on May 8, 2008 11:03 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

all i was saying

is that they obviously weren’t watching this one, because they seem to think that Sexson was justified at charging the mound on a pitch over the plate.

by JayK on May 8, 2008 11:08 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That pitch by Franklyn was more of a reason to charge

Mariners’ broadcasters are trying to challenge Sexson for the Seattle Stupidity Crown

by SaltyDawg on May 8, 2008 11:03 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that's right

trying to hit Bloomquist too. Shut up you stupid fans.

by JBImaknee on May 8, 2008 11:03 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I really hate

the M’s and their fans.

"My death certificate will probably say: 'Cause of Death: World Series.'" Jamey Newberg

by boomer1 on May 8, 2008 11:04 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

so

did they say why gabbard left?

-Wakes

by Wakes1331 on May 8, 2008 11:05 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not that I've heard

But I’m willing to bet that it was due to some injury he sustained from Sexson.

by lonestarJon on May 8, 2008 11:06 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

2 reasons:

1. Ensure Sexson AND Hernandez are dealt with as strictly as possible.
2. I doubt Gabbard was in the frame of mind to continue pitching.

by cmkelly29 on May 8, 2008 11:08 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's certainly possible.

He could have been infected with Sexson’s acute pussitis when the helmet tossing coward fell on him. Hopefully there’s some penicillin in the training room.

by Athos on May 8, 2008 11:08 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

great

that could be a 15 DL stay, or longer, because Sexson is a pansy.

by JayK on May 8, 2008 11:08 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Good inning by German

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on May 8, 2008 11:07 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

But shouldn't the M's be so fired up

from Sexson’s heroic act??? However did he stifle them?

by SaltyDawg on May 8, 2008 11:08 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

They're laying in wait

Ready to pounce in about 3-4 weeks.

by UrbanDad on May 8, 2008 11:09 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OMG

i just saw the replay, what the fuck is wrong with betancourt and felix? And both betancourt and sexson want to throw something? what pathetic cowards. i’ll beat their asses with my fists, i dont need no stinking helmet…

just got ownaged

by Longhorn on May 8, 2008 11:07 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Horns and Sooners

Come together and agree on something!

"My death certificate will probably say: 'Cause of Death: World Series.'" Jamey Newberg

by boomer1 on May 8, 2008 11:08 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hehehe....

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on May 8, 2008 11:11 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lol

that girls comes out and says she isn’t offended by what TAG says and called what Sexson did, “A cowardly act”.

by Gdawg on May 8, 2008 11:07 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Take that bitches

Ichiro goes down like a cheap whore.

"My death certificate will probably say: 'Cause of Death: World Series.'" Jamey Newberg

by boomer1 on May 8, 2008 11:07 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

so

Sexson’s wife zing

I take that back, I shouldn’t take my anger at his wife. Its not her fault she married a guy who was born without a pair

by Gdawg on May 8, 2008 11:09 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LOL

"My death certificate will probably say: 'Cause of Death: World Series.'" Jamey Newberg

by boomer1 on May 8, 2008 11:10 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Per Rotoworld:
Richie Sexson was ejected from Thursday’s game for charging the mound versus the Rangers’ Kason Gabbard.

Felix Hernandez had hit two batters, so Sexson sensed it was retaliatory when Gabbard buzzed him in the fourth, even if the pitch wasn’t all that close to hitting him. He was the only player tossed as a result of the incident, though Gabbard was removed soon thereafter. Sexson, who threw his helmet at Gabbard, likely will face a four- or five-game suspension

He’d better get more than 5 games…

Ya....That's Real Mature.

by SMITTY on May 8, 2008 11:09 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

good

at least we aren’t being homers

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on May 8, 2008 11:11 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

we probably are

but in this case our set of homerism is a lot closer to reality than theirs.

by JayK on May 8, 2008 11:12 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I honestly think

we’re better than a lot of fans at being realistic. Our team’s sucked so much that we HAVE to be realistic!

by jwiscarson on May 8, 2008 11:13 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OMFT with the double

"My death certificate will probably say: 'Cause of Death: World Series.'" Jamey Newberg

by boomer1 on May 8, 2008 11:11 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Here comes the Mariner announcer comments...

Douches

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by rangers85 on May 8, 2008 11:11 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nah...

just some general comments were emailed to Josh.

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by rangers85 on May 8, 2008 11:12 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Basically just said that the Mariners guys

think that the pitch was aimed at Sexson and throwing a helmet isn’t a big deal.

by Gdawg on May 8, 2008 11:13 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well its now the story

of the game unfortunately, not Gabbard going for an extended shutout. Before long it may well be about Gabbard going back to the DL for an injury cuased by Sexson.

by JayK on May 8, 2008 11:13 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

if Gabbard is on the DL

I wouldn’t be too surprised to see someone drill Ichiro with the first pitch of a game. I’d actually be for it.

by JayK on May 8, 2008 11:15 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

alright laird....

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on May 8, 2008 11:11 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'll buy Laird a baker's dozen

If he just sucker punches whoever is on second for the Mariners.

by Gdawg on May 8, 2008 11:11 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Laird

nice hit. looks winded haha

by murph22 on May 8, 2008 11:11 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Laird!

C’mon, boys, let’s slaughter these guys…

by lonestarJon on May 8, 2008 11:12 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Lewin with a good point.

If Gabbard was trying to hit somebody, why would he waste it on the sucktitude that is Sexson?

by Athos on May 8, 2008 11:13 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah

They listed off two or three other guys who would be better targets in that situation.

by jwiscarson on May 8, 2008 11:14 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Rule question

Since Gabbard didn’t go 5 innings, can the official scorer still award him with a win if the Rangers hang on?

Brandon Boggs 2008 Texas Rangers ROY

by RangerMad on May 8, 2008 11:13 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

even if it could happen

the official scorer is a Seattle official scorer… so there ya go.

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on May 8, 2008 11:15 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

okay

had to make a couple quick comments over at LOL. bunch of degenerates over there. i’m done with that.

just got ownaged

by Longhorn on May 8, 2008 11:13 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

As did I...

"My death certificate will probably say: 'Cause of Death: World Series.'" Jamey Newberg

by boomer1 on May 8, 2008 11:14 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If you went over there to troll

then you’re just as stupid as Sexson.

by cmkelly29 on May 8, 2008 11:14 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah they weren't too fond of ya....lol

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on May 8, 2008 11:14 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Are Ranger fans talking shit?

Really? Ranger fans?

I could see Angel fans. Because yeah know, they actually have SOME bragging rights.

But Ranger fans? Really?

Felix Hernandez may be The King, but Justin Upton is a GOD.

“I eagerly await the day when I can shit in the living room”
~Robert

by Goose on May 8, 2008 11:13 PM CDT to parent up reply reply

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on May 8, 2008 11:16 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So the S*** in the living room

is his signature line?

You stay classy Seattle.

by UrbanDad on May 8, 2008 11:17 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And some additional comments on the literacy of Texans....

I’m sure he is just now learning to read, and doesn’t know any better.

by Faux on May 8, 2008 11:14 PM CDT to parent up reply reply

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on May 8, 2008 11:19 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LOL, very fitting

to mention the Austin Powers quote

“Who throws a shoe?

by Gdawg on May 8, 2008 11:15 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I've never heard

Nadel and Rojas so sure that the opposing team (mainly Hernandez and Sexson) were being tools. They went off on the helmet toss.

-Brought to you by chocolate cookies with white stuff in-between.

by jcAustin on May 8, 2008 11:15 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How is Grieve's best brawl the KC one?

He was involved in the 10 cent beer night fiasco.

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by rangers85 on May 8, 2008 11:16 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sorry...

little late here.
But I just saw the charge.

Sexson is a (ear muffs kids) bitch.

by downsetgo on May 8, 2008 11:17 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I just had the stupidest conversation of the day

with a m’s fan on another board.

highlight: calling gabbard stupid for ducking and exposing his injured back rather than taking the helmet in his chest.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DSheppard on May 8, 2008 11:17 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah

He should know how to respond to a giant bitch charging at him for no reason and throws his helmet at him

by Gdawg on May 8, 2008 11:18 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think Vazquez

was trying to get that “eff you” double in there, and stick it to the M’s.

At this point, I’m all for it.

by jwiscarson on May 8, 2008 11:19 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Queen Felix

is also a simpering bitch

-Brought to you by chocolate cookies with white stuff in-between.

by jcAustin on May 8, 2008 11:19 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I wish I was in town for Monday's game against Seattle...

Padilla on the mound against the Mariners in Arlington. I sense some bean balls.

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by rangers85 on May 8, 2008 11:19 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I really hope not.

Aside from the fact that I’d rather root for a classy organization, Padilla’s pitched out of his MIND lately, and I don’t want to see him waste a start on a bunch of hare-brained retards.

by jwiscarson on May 8, 2008 11:21 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And there inlies the problem

He can’t get thrown out in the 1st inning

by SaltyDawg on May 8, 2008 11:23 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm going to be at that game

Sweet

"My death certificate will probably say: 'Cause of Death: World Series.'" Jamey Newberg

by boomer1 on May 8, 2008 11:21 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I am getting tickets for that one

Padilla has matured this year….but this time he has a reason!! Hopefully he pitches like he did last night and in the 7th he uncorks a 95 mph fastball on someone

by SaltyDawg on May 8, 2008 11:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Replay?

Is the brawl online yet?

White Women!

by nikpin on May 8, 2008 11:20 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

sort of

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/gameday/index.jsp?gid=2008_05_08_texmlb_seamlb_1&mode=gameday

video section.. but that’s not all of it. you’ll miss bradley picking laird up like a baby

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on May 8, 2008 11:21 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And for the Bullshit line of the night.....

Attention LSB, since I know you’re reading this:

pretty much every single one of you, save for Ed Coffin and like four other people, are complete idiots, and you do Adam a disservice by posting your retarded bullshit on what would otherwise be a terrific website. Do the world a favor and stop typing. Let Adam take some pleasure in his work. He deserves it.

by Jeff on May 8, 2008 11:18 PM CDT reply reply

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on May 8, 2008 11:21 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So basically...

Adam should post his entries to dead silence and the world would be a better place. Those guys are idiots. They think their comment sections are better?

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by rangers85 on May 8, 2008 11:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Got news for Jeff

The LL boards might be the raunchiest that I’ve seen across the entire SB Nation baseball spectrum.

by lonestarJon on May 8, 2008 11:23 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I could see a few baseball blogs

looking down on our comments.. but lookout landing? jeff?

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DSheppard on May 8, 2008 11:27 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Screw Jeff

He is as classless as their team and fans are.

"My death certificate will probably say: 'Cause of Death: World Series.'" Jamey Newberg

by boomer1 on May 8, 2008 11:23 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh yeah?

NICE WEATHER IN YOUR CITY.

Oh, I went there.

by LiamP on May 8, 2008 11:23 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

damn

So since your dude acts like a chode you have to back him up. I’m sorry if one of our team pulled that bush league BS I’d want them off the damned team the next day.

by JayK on May 8, 2008 11:24 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what a douchebag

No wonder they all act like that to such an obviously dirty play

by Gdawg on May 8, 2008 11:24 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jeff is an idiot

most moronic blogger…oh wait, i’ll say bleedcubbie blue and then this moron.

just got ownaged

by Longhorn on May 8, 2008 11:24 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i don't get what that means

how is adam affected by any of this?

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on May 8, 2008 11:25 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jeff is a joke

rather adam thinks he is funny or not.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DSheppard on May 8, 2008 11:25 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

im stunned

that someone deemed this post, in response to jeff calling us all idiots, offensive enough to screencap and post on lookout landing.

yeah im reading lookout landing, i always check opposing teams blogs during games. so? im pretty sure you have to be reading lsb to see my post.

Gerald Laird is my hero.

by DSheppard on May 8, 2008 11:36 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm guessing

Jeff didn’t read what Adam wrote in the first game thread.

by jamcadbury on May 8, 2008 11:25 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well

I emailed him with a similar sentiment. I’m pretty sure Jeff wouldn’t have a problem with what I wrote, if he read it.

by Adam J. Morris on May 8, 2008 11:28 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

comments like that are

the result of having unrealistic expectations for your team and then being forced to blog about a team that just isn’t going to be very good. You write good stuff though, Jeff. Sorry your team isn’t very good – welcome to the club.

by Randy Richardson on May 8, 2008 11:27 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

another

worthless post from Jeff. Par for course.

by SteveP on May 8, 2008 11:30 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This is so fucking ridiculous

Some dude charges out trying to hurt another guy, and everybody gets a kick out of it?

In real life this is called assault.

by Telegraph on May 8, 2008 11:22 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sexson

I’ve never liked the M’s very much, but after tonight, and seeing the Lookout Landing reaction to the brawl, my hatred for them has now doubled.

F the M’s. I hope we beat them 15-0 tonight.

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on May 8, 2008 11:23 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yup...

Mariners are skyrocketing up my hated teams list. Tonight alone they passed the A’s and Angels I think and come close to the Yanks and Sox.

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by rangers85 on May 8, 2008 11:25 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh, they have always been ahead of the A's for me

But now:

Angels
M’s
Yankees
A’s
Red Sox

They just passed the Yankees. I never though that would happen.

by lonestarJon on May 8, 2008 11:27 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Mariners

They’ve been my least favorite team for at least a decade, going back to when they were the Rangers’ main rival for the AL West in the mid-90s.

I also despise the Yankees and Angels, and don’t particularly care for the Red Sox, White Sox, and Dodgers. The A’s are OK by me- I like Beane, and I’ve never developed the animosity for them that I have for our other two division rivals.

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on May 8, 2008 11:38 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think a lot of mine...

goes back to that season or two around the Frankie Francisco incident where it seemed like it almost came to blows every series they played each of those 2 seasons. I still remember Steve Smith almost getting into it with the A’s manager.

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by rangers85 on May 8, 2008 11:40 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Okay, folks

Please stay off Lookout Landing tonight.

by Adam J. Morris on May 8, 2008 11:24 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No problem chief

"My death certificate will probably say: 'Cause of Death: World Series.'" Jamey Newberg

by boomer1 on May 8, 2008 11:25 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yessir

I’ve been over for a look see, but I don’t intend to comment there. I’d just as soon argue with Ben about the catching situation than talk to M’s fans.

by lonestarJon on May 8, 2008 11:28 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thank You German

you pitched well tonite when we needed ya. fuckin sexson!

by murph22 on May 8, 2008 11:25 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HAHAHA

They booed a curveball for a strike…M’s fans are stupid

by SaltyDawg on May 8, 2008 11:27 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Heh. Seattle with 1 run in the last 20+ innings.

Against our staff. Now what bigger bitch slap is there?

by Athos on May 8, 2008 11:29 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I, for one,

Agree. We’re all morons.

by brettgardner on May 8, 2008 11:30 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LOL

banned me for one comment. a bunch of sensitive guys over there, oh wait…they are just like richie sexson.

just got ownaged

by Longhorn on May 8, 2008 11:30 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

They might be sensitive

but you’re a fucking idiot for going over there in the first place. Grow the fuck up, please.

by cmkelly29 on May 8, 2008 11:31 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

take a chill pill dood

one comment, about sexson being a coward. Calm down, don’t get your panties in a wad…

just got ownaged

by Longhorn on May 8, 2008 11:33 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Easy, guy

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on May 8, 2008 11:33 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

as mature as they seem to be of late

I wouldn’t be surprised if Jeff banned every LOL poster who also has a LSB membership…

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on May 8, 2008 11:31 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

don't go to LOL ever

but if I did, I wouldn’t complain about not being able to go over there

by Gdawg on May 8, 2008 11:32 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh well I'm sure I'm banned also

"My death certificate will probably say: 'Cause of Death: World Series.'" Jamey Newberg

by boomer1 on May 8, 2008 11:31 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i thought it might have been....

herpes from that big pussy laying all over him

by blueballlefty on May 8, 2008 11:33 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What did you say?

re: Ann Coulter - "She doesn't get raped nearly enough." - DJ Cahill

by EssBee on May 8, 2008 11:44 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I can live with that

"My death certificate will probably say: 'Cause of Death: World Series.'" Jamey Newberg

by boomer1 on May 8, 2008 11:32 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This sounds like the baseball equivalent

of the hockey “lower body injury”.

I hope he’s okay.

by jwiscarson on May 8, 2008 11:32 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

better than a bad back or a hammy, I suppose

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on May 8, 2008 11:32 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's sad but...

are you gonna delete that ball sack up there any time soon?

by trekds9 on May 8, 2008 11:32 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You can't

delete that comment?

Not the only black poster on LSB.

by sprite on May 8, 2008 11:32 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ah, yes...

Everybody refresh…all together now!

by trekds9 on May 8, 2008 11:34 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yay

no more spot the scrot

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on May 8, 2008 11:35 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i thought it might have been....

herpes from that big pussy laying all over him

by blueballlefty on May 8, 2008 11:33 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Lookout Landing

Why even bother? Stick with USS Mariner.

by LiamP on May 8, 2008 11:32 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

+100000

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on May 8, 2008 11:40 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

USS Mariner

is at least partially reasonable. Most of their posts are saying hes a pansy. A few people firmly believe we were trying to drill sexson.

by JayK on May 8, 2008 11:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Anybody who thinks Gabbard was trying to hit Sexson ...

is either refusing to think logically or they are complete asshats. If we were going to hit somebody, why would we pick the crappiest player on their team?

by Athos on May 8, 2008 11:35 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs