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Beasticon

2 home runs so far today for the Beasticon that plays for the Redhawks.

And it is the top of the 3rd.

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Teagarden as well.

The calls for Davis to come to Arlington are just going to get louder and louder day by day. Blalock has to be feeling so useless right now.

...and curse Sir Sidney Ponson, he was such a stupid git.

by t ball on Jun 18, 2008 12:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

that’s for JD not bringing him up today.

Stats don't lie

by Longhorn on Jun 18, 2008 12:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

hey, its not too late

pull him from the game and get him on a plane to arlington

dooooooooooo iiiiiiitttttt

Bring up Justin Smoak

by DSheppard on Jun 18, 2008 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was saying

boo-urns.

...and curse Sir Sidney Ponson, he was such a stupid git.

by t ball on Jun 18, 2008 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

"Steven Spielberg is unavailable sir"

“Then get me his Mexican non-union equivalent!”

I may have butchered that dialogue but I think the spirit of it is still intact.

Right around the time all the young talent is ready to contend is when the organization will realize that Ron Washington is the wrong man for the job.

by Chad Crudup on Jun 18, 2008 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was the best Simpsons Episode Ever

“Scooby Doo can doo doo while Jimmy Carter gets smarter.” (Tumbleweed blows by)

"I'll take Clemens over Millwood and Padilla anyday.." - bosoxsiempregirl

^^^^ Wow, I would too. I guess that makes me the next John Schuerholtz.

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by hinduplaya on Jun 18, 2008 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dammit

Now there’s no chance he’ll be in AAA when they come to Round Rock again…

I guess it was the beatings made me wise. But I'm not about to give thanks, or apologize.

by TheJeezus on Jun 18, 2008 12:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Davis

OK so their game gets over at say 3:00-3:30. He would have time to make it here by first pitch right? Has there ever been a player hit home runs in both an AAA and ML game in the same day?

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jun 18, 2008 1:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Drew Meyer

not to be outdone.

by clark on Jun 18, 2008 1:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That brings his sesason total

to Davis’s June 18th total.

Bring up Justin Smoak

by DSheppard on Jun 18, 2008 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah

but if meyer is hitting home runs off this guy, how great of a feat is it?

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on Jun 18, 2008 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

JMJ and Spidey

0-9 with 5K collectively

by FirebatM3 on Jun 18, 2008 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i had to go look up who spidey was

why is arias spidey?

and that really doesn’t change the fact that the pitcher gave up a ton of extra base hits to lots of other players.

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on Jun 18, 2008 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Spiderman

I believe the nickname was given to him because of his thiness and his supposed strength displays during batting practice.

I know, just commenting that some hitters really struggled.

by FirebatM3 on Jun 18, 2008 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm pretty sure

that “austintxhorn” in that thread is Jason Cole. He good.

by shroomer on Jun 18, 2008 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is like your first post in months.

Nice contribution though. SMACK Head out to Frisco once in a while, bro.

by NoNameOnCard on Jun 18, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Umm...

That’s not supposed to say “SMACK Head”... i was e-smacking you, and it didn’t work right

by NoNameOnCard on Jun 18, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that game

the lizard is getting destroyed.

Bring up Justin Smoak

by DSheppard on Jun 18, 2008 1:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yep

We have Laynce Nix.

I guess it was the beatings made me wise. But I'm not about to give thanks, or apologize.

by TheJeezus on Jun 18, 2008 1:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oops

I meant we have a Laynce Nix siting

I guess it was the beatings made me wise. But I'm not about to give thanks, or apologize.

by TheJeezus on Jun 18, 2008 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nix

shouldn’t be too tough if hes only siting

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jun 18, 2008 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Siding?

Right around the time all the young talent is ready to contend is when the organization will realize that Ron Washington is the wrong man for the job.

by Chad Crudup on Jun 18, 2008 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've been pretty demure on this subject

But I’m convinced: This guy need to be up here NOW.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

by thedirkatron on Jun 18, 2008 1:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

unfortunately

we’re in another situation where I feel like JD wants to make a trade rather than just DFA’ng Shelton. (Maybe with good reason since Shelton is one of few righty bats). You almost have to trade Cat before you can make any moves.

Of course, Hank moving to 1st means that you’re still back to DFA’ng Shelton and running with predominantly righty lineup. But maybe you can get some sort of righty bat in return for Cat. I dunno, Hank’s move sure did cause a clusterfuck.

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on Jun 18, 2008 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hank

Remember, when the move was announced to move hank he was supposed to be days away from coming back from his hamstring injury and CD was struggling in OKC. It looked at the time like it would take davis a few months to get things worked out and in the meantime Hank could play 1B and up his value. Of course since then hank has gotten reinjured and hasn’t played yet and Davis has been….....well….........hes been unbelievable.

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jun 18, 2008 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

why couldn't it have gone down like this?

Hank : “I’m volunteering to move to first base to help the team”

JD : “No thanks, we need you at first”

Seems like things would be so much simpler had that conversation went something like that.

Pedro: "I wasn't cockfighting, I just have a wide stance."

by tricer on Jun 18, 2008 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

der

JD : “no thanks, you’ll be playing third”

Pedro: "I wasn't cockfighting, I just have a wide stance."

by tricer on Jun 18, 2008 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I thought you were trying for the reverse psychology angle

I’ll play first!
You’ll play third!
I’ll play first!
You’ll play third!
I’ll play first!
You’ll play third!
I’ll play first!
You’ll play first and you’ll like it!
Fuck you, I’ll play third! Wait… shit.
Glad that’s settled, third baseman.

by Inkara1 on Jun 18, 2008 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Until Mr.Vazquez cools down

like some were saying he was due to do a month ago, I can’t see bumping him.

Sharky said it, I believe it, that settles it

by DJCahill on Jun 18, 2008 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he was due to a month ago.

fact.

Bring up Justin Smoak

by DSheppard on Jun 18, 2008 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

How much longer, Cahill?

Sticking by that Mora comp?

"Typical woman. 'Give me' 'Give me' 'Give me'

I’ll give ya something.

1. A backhand
2. A stuffing
3. $500 if you promise never to post here again"

~ The Immortal, BG

by Chase Irwin on Jun 18, 2008 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rumor has it the M's will be dropping Sexson like it's hot

Maybe we can ship Catalanotto or Shelton up there in exchange for a Starbucks gift card. Either one would become the second-best hitter on that team after Ichiro.

by Inkara1 on Jun 18, 2008 4:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tough day for JMJ

0-5 with the golden sombrero.

by FirebatM3 on Jun 18, 2008 2:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Cruz was a beast though

4 – 5 with a double a HR and 3 rbi

- "If you keep hitting me you're going to break my spirit" -Bullwinkle

by jcAustin on Jun 18, 2008 3:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

CD

needs a nickname…....

Im going to go with Daddy…....Chris “Daddy” Davis

He’s the white mans answer to Big Papi…....

Lets see what you fellow posters have in your respective bags.

Please forgive any and all typos, mispellings, etc.
Your kindess in this matter is appreciated.

by red shoe ranger on Jun 18, 2008 4:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I like

where that train of thought may take you…

Please forgive any and all typos, mispellings, etc.
Your kindess in this matter is appreciated.

by red shoe ranger on Jun 18, 2008 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Beasticon

is that his officially sanctioned nickname?

when i see beasticon i start wondering what kind of transformer he is

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Jun 18, 2008 4:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

“Do you want to know the terrifying truth? Or do you want to see me sock a few dingers!”

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Jun 18, 2008 4:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was the time

when the Simpsons really headed towards their decline

by FirebatM3 on Jun 18, 2008 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You bet your ass he's a transformer!

He really steps up the power.

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by Inkara1 on Jun 18, 2008 4:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alright

somebody step up and make a photoshop.

by FirebatM3 on Jun 18, 2008 4:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Google Beasticon

and the first search that comes up is this post. That needs to be an LSB Trademark. Someone copyright it, Quick!

Not the only black poster on LSB.

by sprite on Jun 18, 2008 5:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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