Beasticon
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 18, 2008 12:57 PM CDT
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Print2 home runs so far today for the Beasticon that plays for the Redhawks.
And it is the top of the 3rd.
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Teagarden as well.
The calls for Davis to come to Arlington are just going to get louder and louder day by day. Blalock has to be feeling so useless right now.
...and curse Sir Sidney Ponson, he was such a stupid git.
hey, its not too late
pull him from the game and get him on a plane to arlington
dooooooooooo iiiiiiitttttt
Bring up Justin Smoak
I was saying
boo-urns.
...and curse Sir Sidney Ponson, he was such a stupid git.
by t ball on Jun 18, 2008 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
"Steven Spielberg is unavailable sir"
“Then get me his Mexican non-union equivalent!”
I may have butchered that dialogue but I think the spirit of it is still intact.
Right around the time all the young talent is ready to contend is when the organization will realize that Ron Washington is the wrong man for the job.
That was the best Simpsons Episode Ever
“Scooby Doo can doo doo while Jimmy Carter gets smarter.” (Tumbleweed blows by)
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^^^^ Wow, I would too. I guess that makes me the next John Schuerholtz.
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Dammit
Now there’s no chance he’ll be in AAA when they come to Round Rock again…
I guess it was the beatings made me wise. But I'm not about to give thanks, or apologize.
Davis
OK so their game gets over at say 3:00-3:30. He would have time to make it here by first pitch right? Has there ever been a player hit home runs in both an AAA and ML game in the same day?
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
i had to go look up who spidey was
why is arias spidey?
and that really doesn’t change the fact that the pitcher gave up a ton of extra base hits to lots of other players.
Rare Gnats Sex
Bummer. My story about seeing Davis with a one-handed drive to the base of the RC fence in Spokane isn't in that thread.
I must’ve been on Newberg’s board more back then.
This is like your first post in months.
Nice contribution though. SMACK Head out to Frisco once in a while, bro.
by NoNameOnCard on Jun 18, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Umm...
That’s not supposed to say “SMACK Head”... i was e-smacking you, and it didn’t work right
by NoNameOnCard on Jun 18, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep
We have Laynce Nix.
I guess it was the beatings made me wise. But I'm not about to give thanks, or apologize.
I've been pretty demure on this subject
But I’m convinced: This guy need to be up here NOW.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
unfortunately
we’re in another situation where I feel like JD wants to make a trade rather than just DFA’ng Shelton. (Maybe with good reason since Shelton is one of few righty bats). You almost have to trade Cat before you can make any moves.
Of course, Hank moving to 1st means that you’re still back to DFA’ng Shelton and running with predominantly righty lineup. But maybe you can get some sort of righty bat in return for Cat. I dunno, Hank’s move sure did cause a clusterfuck.
Rare Gnats Sex
Hank
Remember, when the move was announced to move hank he was supposed to be days away from coming back from his hamstring injury and CD was struggling in OKC. It looked at the time like it would take davis a few months to get things worked out and in the meantime Hank could play 1B and up his value. Of course since then hank has gotten reinjured and hasn’t played yet and Davis has been….....well….........hes been unbelievable.
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
why couldn't it have gone down like this?
Hank : “I’m volunteering to move to first base to help the team”
JD : “No thanks, we need you at first”
Seems like things would be so much simpler had that conversation went something like that.
Pedro: "I wasn't cockfighting, I just have a wide stance."
der
JD : “no thanks, you’ll be playing third”
Pedro: "I wasn't cockfighting, I just have a wide stance."
I thought you were trying for the reverse psychology angle
I’ll play first!
You’ll play third!
I’ll play first!
You’ll play third!
I’ll play first!
You’ll play third!
I’ll play first!
You’ll play first and you’ll like it!
Fuck you, I’ll play third! Wait… shit.
Glad that’s settled, third baseman.
by Inkara1 on Jun 18, 2008 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Until Mr.Vazquez cools down
like some were saying he was due to do a month ago, I can’t see bumping him.
Sharky said it, I believe it, that settles it
+1
How much longer, Cahill?
Sticking by that Mora comp?
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by inactive lsb user on Jun 18, 2008 5:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Rumor has it the M's will be dropping Sexson like it's hot
Maybe we can ship Catalanotto or Shelton up there in exchange for a Starbucks gift card. Either one would become the second-best hitter on that team after Ichiro.
Cruz was a beast though
4 – 5 with a double a HR and 3 rbi
- "If you keep hitting me you're going to break my spirit" -Bullwinkle
CD
needs a nickname…....
Im going to go with Daddy…....Chris “Daddy” Davis
He’s the white mans answer to Big Papi…....
Lets see what you fellow posters have in your respective bags.
Please forgive any and all typos, mispellings, etc.
Your kindess in this matter is appreciated.
by red shoe ranger on Jun 18, 2008 4:23 PM CDT reply actions
I like
where that train of thought may take you…
Please forgive any and all typos, mispellings, etc.
Your kindess in this matter is appreciated.
by red shoe ranger on Jun 18, 2008 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Beasticon
is that his officially sanctioned nickname?
when i see beasticon i start wondering what kind of transformer he is
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
“Do you want to know the terrifying truth? Or do you want to see me sock a few dingers!”
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
You bet your ass he's a transformer!
He really steps up the power.
Google Beasticon
and the first search that comes up is this post. That needs to be an LSB Trademark. Someone copyright it, Quick!
Not the only black poster on LSB.
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