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Texas Rangers at Washington Nationals, Jun 21, 2008 6:10 PM CDT



Current Series

3 game series vs Nationals @ Nationals Park

Fri 06/20 WP: Joel Hanrahan (3 - 2)
LP: Jamey Wright (4 - 3)
3 - 4 loss

Texas Rangers Red-star
@ Washington Nationals Red-star

Saturday, Jun 21, 2008, 6:10 PM CDT
Nationals Park

Kason Gabbard vs Garrett Mock

Mostly cloudy. Winds blowing out to center field at 5-15 m.p.h. Game Time temperature: Around 80.

 

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No MaxRam

but as said in the MaxRam thread, he will play 1b tomorrow.

Bring up Chris Davis

by DSheppard on Jun 21, 2008 5:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

It's very possible...

being that it’s a NL park.

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Jun 21, 2008 6:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lineup

I. Kinsler 2b
F. Catalanotto 1b
M. Young ss
J. Hamilton cf
M. Byrd rf
D. Murphy lf
J. Saltalamacchia c
R. Vazquez 3b
K. Gabbard p

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 5:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

rangers win

5-2

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jun 21, 2008 5:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn You!

Not again!

;)

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 21, 2008 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Better get a win today. 1 loss to the Nat's....not bad but 2 is bad

The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.

by iorange555 on Jun 21, 2008 5:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

go rangers?

"You’re the only here who contributes schtick only." - brettgardner

by trza on Jun 21, 2008 5:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Gabbard?

Call up Harrison already.

by Agreen07 on Jun 21, 2008 5:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

6.2 ip 1 er

book it.

Bring up Chris Davis

by DSheppard on Jun 21, 2008 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

8 IP

0 ER
Book it

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

6BB?

Who’s taking the under?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 21, 2008 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I will

3 BBs for me

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ive got 4

"There is no reason for me to move to third base," Young said.
-FOTF 5/20/2008

"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008

by Jayslick on Jun 21, 2008 6:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Duly noted.

The winner gets an old pair of EG’s undies.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 21, 2008 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

MAX!

He’s ready to bust out

Ya....That's Real Mature.

by SMITTY on Jun 21, 2008 6:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Arlington Camera...

no one has burned it down yet due to their stupid commercials?

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by rangers85 on Jun 21, 2008 6:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I dated the girl from those commecrials

in high school. She grew up rather nicely.

by Dirk Diggler on Jun 21, 2008 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Which commercials are you talking about

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'd Bang It!

(filling in for miles)

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 21, 2008 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

We better win the next 2...

lose a series to the Nats would be depressing. It is time this team starts winning again. We need another hot streak to boost us over the .500 mark into 5 or 6 games above. We need to start winning series again.

by Agreen07 on Jun 21, 2008 6:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Tommy Hunter

FYI – Frisco is on ch 21 tonight at 7:00.

by shroomer on Jun 21, 2008 6:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WOOOO

The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.

by iorange555 on Jun 21, 2008 6:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ian Kinsler, leadoff HR

Number 11 for Kinsler, and oh yeah, Screw You Nationals!!!

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 6:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

KINSY

The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.

by iorange555 on Jun 21, 2008 6:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Willy Mo

done bettah!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 21, 2008 6:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Just remember with Willy Mo Pena

When ou invest big in one LA player, he is your reward :D

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 6:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

there's worse things i can think of

"There is no reason for me to move to third base," Young said.
-FOTF 5/20/2008

"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008

by Jayslick on Jun 21, 2008 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And FOTF

gets a hit. Lets hope this starts a 30 game hit streak

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 6:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

my with a single, to left no less

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Jun 21, 2008 6:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I know Young's claim to fame

are his opposite field hits….but he looks pretty when he pulls the ball…however seldom that may be

by SaltyDawg on Jun 21, 2008 6:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hamilton

WTF?

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 6:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

fucking hamilton wth

The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.

by iorange555 on Jun 21, 2008 6:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I benched Murphy in my fantasy league

so he’ll homer here

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 6:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Whats up everyone....

Past couple of days have sucked, I haven’t been able to watch the games

by Brandon Worley on Jun 21, 2008 6:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yayy

The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.

by iorange555 on Jun 21, 2008 6:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Now I love this big ballpark

And the Rangers matched yesterday’s run total in the 1st inning of today’s game

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 6:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WOOHOOO!

Nice play all around.

"There is no reason for me to move to third base," Young said.
-FOTF 5/20/2008

"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008

by Jayslick on Jun 21, 2008 6:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Dukes...

must have been tracking his girlfriend to beat instead of tracking that ball.

Ok, I know I’m bad.

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Jun 21, 2008 6:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Only

A bad joke-teller.

by brettgardner on Jun 21, 2008 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I laughed

but I’m drunk.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 21, 2008 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

dood looked like the baseball god yesterday

he put all his punishment into the rangers.

his 8 girlfriends and 8 kids took a sigh of relief.

"There is no reason for me to move to third base," Young said.
-FOTF 5/20/2008

"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008

by Jayslick on Jun 21, 2008 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

murph!!!

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Jun 21, 2008 6:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i'm kinda worried about hamilton.

The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.

by iorange555 on Jun 21, 2008 6:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

It's roughly the size of Arlington it seems, maybe slightly smaller.

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by rangers85 on Jun 21, 2008 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

doesn't look that way

It looks much wider.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What does?

Byrd ass?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 21, 2008 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dimensions

Left Field – 336 ft (102.4 m)
Left-Center – 377 ft (114.9 m)
Center Field – 402 ft (122.5 m)
Right-Center – 370 ft (112.8 m)
Right Field – 335 ft (102.1 m)

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by rangers85 on Jun 21, 2008 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

BTW, with the praise for Walbeck from Lewin and Rojas

Its always fun to here how smart a 3B coach is for sending a runner and then when the runner is just out at the plate, they get all the blame.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 6:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

hitler?

it’s not memorial day so it’s ok

by SaltyDawg on Jun 21, 2008 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

thats a bold statement

"There is no reason for me to move to third base," Young said.
-FOTF 5/20/2008

"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008

by Jayslick on Jun 21, 2008 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

31

man…

Bring up Chris Davis

by DSheppard on Jun 21, 2008 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He hasn't been doing that well

But at least he works the count each time he’s at the plate.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's really fun to watch work a pitcher

i wanna see contact but i think a couple weeks of solid game time cant hurt him with getting a rhythm

"There is no reason for me to move to third base," Young said.
-FOTF 5/20/2008

"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008

by Jayslick on Jun 21, 2008 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Don't pick on my BFF, dammit!

Ahem…channeling there for a moment.

< snork >

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 21, 2008 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh no...

Gabbards first pitch, just a liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitle bit outside

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by rangers85 on Jun 21, 2008 6:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Over/Under

10 GB outs for Gabbard

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 6:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

over

yeah, I’ll take it.

by RachelB on Jun 21, 2008 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And its

Kason Gabbard

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 6:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

kason getting it done.

that was a nice inning, not sure if its b/c he’s good or Wash will swing at anything but he was very effective

"There is no reason for me to move to third base," Young said.
-FOTF 5/20/2008

"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008

by Jayslick on Jun 21, 2008 6:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Bookmark this page...

http://www.myp2pforum.eu/mlb-baseball/

Check the daily thread to see if there’s known links. Nothing showing yet for today, but something may be added.

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Jun 21, 2008 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not a problem...

I use that site for various sports.

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Jun 21, 2008 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This offense

looks a lot of different than last night’s game, except for the whole Vazquez looking hurt thing now…crap

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 6:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

at least when our 1b sux at defense its b/c he's playing out of position...

"There is no reason for me to move to third base," Young said.
-FOTF 5/20/2008

"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008

by Jayslick on Jun 21, 2008 6:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

twisted his ankle

looks like no biggie. ankle twisted funny trying to avoid the largeness that is Dmitri Young

"There is no reason for me to move to third base," Young said.
-FOTF 5/20/2008

"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008

by Jayslick on Jun 21, 2008 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dmirtri Young

He’s really fat

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's listed at 298

I think that’s being conservative though

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You be the judge

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

only in baseball is that man considered athletic

"There is no reason for me to move to third base," Young said.
-FOTF 5/20/2008

"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008

by Jayslick on Jun 21, 2008 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well

I might make a good linebacker…

by lonestarJon on Jun 21, 2008 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He, not I

I’d get quashed if I played linebacker.

by lonestarJon on Jun 21, 2008 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that would be awesome!!!

rofl

"There is no reason for me to move to third base," Young said.
-FOTF 5/20/2008

"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008

by Jayslick on Jun 21, 2008 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

You know what I’d like to see? Him and Franklyn German standing next to each other for comparison.

by lonestarJon on Jun 21, 2008 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he was gonna get squashed like a bug hitting a windshield

"There is no reason for me to move to third base," Young said.
-FOTF 5/20/2008

"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008

by Jayslick on Jun 21, 2008 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

DC

i like washington’s DC logo a lot better than the “wussy cursive W”

"There is no reason for me to move to third base," Young said.
-FOTF 5/20/2008

"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008

by Jayslick on Jun 21, 2008 6:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow

thank you Gabbard for bunting foul

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 6:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Kinsler

HR and a walk today, not too bad so far

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 6:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Cat on the other hand

not doing too good

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

seriously cat

you have to go

Bring up Chris Davis

by DSheppard on Jun 21, 2008 6:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Shockingly....

Cat rolls over on one and beats it into the ground to 2nd base

He needs to get hot for a week or two and be gone.

by SaltyDawg on Jun 21, 2008 6:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Dmitri Young

He has dumps like a truck.

by Adam J. Morris on Jun 21, 2008 6:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 6:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I like this guy

KKason Gabbard

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 6:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Im not sure that its good

that our president is up to date with our catching conundrum

"There is no reason for me to move to third base," Young said.
-FOTF 5/20/2008

"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008

by Jayslick on Jun 21, 2008 6:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL

I was thinking the exact same thing. Maybe there are better ways he can spend his time.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

A guy can't work 24/7

No matter what you’re doing, you’ve gotta have something else to keep you from going insane.

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Jun 21, 2008 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Scary thing is

most presidential schedules are 18-23 hours, a day.

Why do you think they age so much while in office?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 21, 2008 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also not so exccited that our Rangers spent the weekend touring the capital

hey fellas, i know we are really at the nut-cutting point of the season, we are playing a team we need to and should sweep and the angels are struggling, but take your mind off things and lets go see the pres and visit soldiers.

"There is no reason for me to move to third base," Young said.
-FOTF 5/20/2008

"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008

by Jayslick on Jun 21, 2008 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't have a problem with them visiting the soldiers

I think thats a good thing. But yeah, I don’t see the need to go to the white house…

by lonestarJon on Jun 21, 2008 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rangers won't be able to visit the White House again...

til they win a World Series once Bush leaves office. Gotta do it when you can.

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by rangers85 on Jun 21, 2008 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jayslick

Edited.

eom

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 21, 2008 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

OT: Salty....

........ I was just looking at some stuff on Lairds past production, and it really brought to lite the bad offensive year he had last year when he was learning how to “catch” the Ron Washington way (which may be a better way IDK) so it got me thinking maybe Ol’ Wash is putting the bite down on Salty and riding his ass like he did Laird’s last year, which would make sense why his offense has been bad this year but makes me question what exactly Wash is doing or having them do. In his defense this makes Salty look a lot worse than it did Laird because Salty’s main tool is his bat so if he isn’t hitting well then he looks Terrrr-i-ble. just thought I would share an observation, feel free to dog me now.

by blueballlefty on Jun 21, 2008 6:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That's why he's...

KKason GaBBard

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by rangers85 on Jun 21, 2008 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wily Mo Pena

That still has to be one of the best names in baseball.

by lonestarJon on Jun 21, 2008 6:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I've just figured out what Dimitri Young looks like today in the red top...

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by rangers85 on Jun 21, 2008 6:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

is he a tom hicks supporter?

"There is no reason for me to move to third base," Young said.
-FOTF 5/20/2008

"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008

by Jayslick on Jun 21, 2008 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Awesome!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 21, 2008 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey Rojas.

there is in fact a baseball game being played

Bring up Chris Davis

by DSheppard on Jun 21, 2008 6:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

another K

sweet

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Jun 21, 2008 6:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

if we could get last years kason

he was pretty good when he came here i thought.

"There is no reason for me to move to third base," Young said.
-FOTF 5/20/2008

"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008

by Jayslick on Jun 21, 2008 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I kind of like this guy, but I'm keeping my eye on him

KKKason Gabbard

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 6:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wrong...

it’s
KKKason GaBBard

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by rangers85 on Jun 21, 2008 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

why not throw in some Gs for groundballs

im sure we could make his name a line long by the end of teh day

Bring up Chris Davis

by DSheppard on Jun 21, 2008 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah...

that would just be silly

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by rangers85 on Jun 21, 2008 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I like this MY

The real FOTF

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 6:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

wooooooo MY with 2 hits in a row

first time in weeks.

Bring up Chris Davis

by DSheppard on Jun 21, 2008 6:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

wow when Hamilton is in a slump he's in a slump yikes

The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.

by iorange555 on Jun 21, 2008 6:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm here...

studying for a test that’s due by 9. Then I’ll be a little more talkative.

Assuming there’s still a game, anyway.

by RachelB on Jun 21, 2008 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well there's a chance that on August 1

He is just going to have to get used to it

by SaltyDawg on Jun 21, 2008 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i think its a coincidence

hes just swinging through pitches he would make contact with before.

well not just, but its a big part of it.

Bring up Chris Davis

by DSheppard on Jun 21, 2008 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Josh

You better learn how to take a pitch.

by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 21, 2008 6:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh and also

Get him home or die.

by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 21, 2008 6:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I rule with an Iron fist Brandon

If i ran the rangers, they would win with fear.

Although I would have DFA’d so many I dont know that we could field a full roster.

by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 21, 2008 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No kidding

The would be only…...like 1 player in the infield.

by Brandon Worley on Jun 21, 2008 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok Byrd

DFA just go home. JMJ come on up.

by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 21, 2008 6:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

KKKKason

Bring up Chris Davis

by DSheppard on Jun 21, 2008 7:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm loving it

KKKKason Gabbard

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 7:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The trade for toronto pitching depth has taken a hit

Marcum to the DL and getting a visit from Andrews.

Bring up Chris Davis

by DSheppard on Jun 21, 2008 7:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Erin Andrews?

Hey, it could be worse...

by HighPlainsGrifter on Jun 21, 2008 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I assume he is some sort of arm doctor, or specialist.

So you should change that statement to:

any true baseball NERD knows who you speak of

by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 21, 2008 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

well im on lonestarball talking to people with thousands of posts

not chatting with the next to me in arlington

Bring up Chris Davis

by DSheppard on Jun 21, 2008 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

person next to me*

and yes, hes the arm specialist who tells everyone they are about to have season ending surgery. Dr. James Andrews

Bring up Chris Davis

by DSheppard on Jun 21, 2008 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wait a minute...

So you’re calling us all nerds? ;)

by lonestarJon on Jun 21, 2008 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate to say it Salty but

you lose major points not knowing who Andrews is

by laxtonto on Jun 21, 2008 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well one thing is for sure

I never professed to know alot about baseball. Of course one can just read my posts to find that out.

I know one thing and one thing only. Man on 3rd and less than 2 outs, its like dribbling in basketball and blocking in football. If you can’t do it, you might as well just quit.

by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 21, 2008 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is Clueless

your alter-ego?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 21, 2008 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now THAT

Is the kind of trade im talkin about.

Bradley for Erin strait up.

by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 21, 2008 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It would sure foster..

team morale.. heheh

Hey, it could be worse...

by HighPlainsGrifter on Jun 21, 2008 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He only wishes

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Jun 21, 2008 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's my pitcher...

after 3 innings…

KKKKason GGGGGaBBard

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by rangers85 on Jun 21, 2008 7:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nats announcers

Really praising Gabbard right now. I like listening to these guys.

by Brandon Worley on Jun 21, 2008 7:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

+1

I’ve always enjoyed Don Sutton.

Hey, it could be worse...

by HighPlainsGrifter on Jun 21, 2008 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

they also compared josh rupe to brandon webb

judgement questionable.

Bring up Chris Davis

by DSheppard on Jun 21, 2008 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

true that...

but Rupe did look great last night.

Hey, it could be worse...

by HighPlainsGrifter on Jun 21, 2008 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yay salty

The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.

by iorange555 on Jun 21, 2008 7:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

go sallllltttttty

Bring up Chris Davis

by DSheppard on Jun 21, 2008 7:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Thats the hit

That we will be talkin about in cooperstown

As the hit where he never looked back.

by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 21, 2008 7:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

wowowowowwowowhhohohowooohoo

The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.

by iorange555 on Jun 21, 2008 7:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ah-ha

Dropped the Zippo in your lap again, eh?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 21, 2008 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gawd

those things are horrific for men!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 21, 2008 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's a lot worse going in than pulling out.

And that goes for both you.. and the nurse who has to put it in.

And I’m talking about the catheter.

by RachelB on Jun 21, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I called the nurse a

f-ing b, in front of my mother…I was only 15 at the time. Mom was not impressed.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 21, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow

Way to make a woman feel bad.

You mouth off at me in the middle of an unpleasant procedure for all parties involved…

No lube for you.

by RachelB on Jun 21, 2008 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, I was a kid

I asked her to pause for a minute, to let me adjust to the pain…she just cranked that thing all the way in.

I repayed my debt…if it wasn’t for me staying up late helping someone study, she never would have earned her BSRN.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 21, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ramon Empire!

Don’t forget, you Metropolitan Bitchez!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 21, 2008 7:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Let's go Rangers

clap-clap-clapclap

Let’s go Rangers

clap-clap-clapclap

by lonestarJon on Jun 21, 2008 7:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

wow, this has been a bunting clinic

might as well have let him swing away, hit into a double play and get the run in.

Bring up Chris Davis

by DSheppard on Jun 21, 2008 7:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

hoorah.

Bring up Chris Davis

by DSheppard on Jun 21, 2008 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Next time

How about let him swing and just hit it 1st base

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

least we scored one

The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.

by iorange555 on Jun 21, 2008 7:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That first base line is cursed

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on Jun 21, 2008 7:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Stupid ass NL

Thats why I hate the NL

by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 21, 2008 7:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

fucking shit bad ass play ;[

The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.

by iorange555 on Jun 21, 2008 7:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow

nice grab

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on Jun 21, 2008 7:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

it was an awful grab

by the biggest ass hole in basesball

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ok then

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on Jun 21, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

man.... that would have been a triple.

easy cycle opp.

Bring up Chris Davis

by DSheppard on Jun 21, 2008 7:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

It seems like

We get owned by fast centerfielders more than any other team in baseball

by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 21, 2008 7:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Did Gabbard strain

his taint again? Sheesh…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 21, 2008 7:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm thikning the same thing

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hehehehehehe

OK!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 21, 2008 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Its 66 now

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

shit

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 7:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Woohoo!

My Koolaid Man reference email that I sent Josh got a mention! :)

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Jun 21, 2008 7:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I also sent him the same pic

that I posted earlier in the thread.

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Jun 21, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow!

rangers85 stealing from that Rat Bastard rangers85!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 21, 2008 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Josh reading the koolaid reference...

wasn’t quit as satisfying as him reading my Borat Goes Golfing reference in April

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Jun 21, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha

misty, watercolored memories…

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on Jun 21, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who sent the Kool-Aid e-mail?

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 7:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Milledge destroyed that pitch

but the Young one was just a grounder down the line that Vazquez nearly got a hold of. Not another deep shot off the wall or anything. I’m not quite worrying yet, though it could get ugly quick

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

NL

Worst league in all of sports.

by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 21, 2008 7:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

f*ck you Jobu

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on Jun 21, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hats..

for bats.

Hey, it could be worse...

by HighPlainsGrifter on Jun 21, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

f*ck you HPG

oops…I got sucked into the moment.

;)

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 21, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

2 ER

not as good as 0 ER, but if he doesn’t give up another run for a couple of innings, I’ll live with it and be happy. Now don’t give up any more runs.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 7:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Cat

Has been more like a kitten lately.

by lonestarJon on Jun 21, 2008 7:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's Funny!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 21, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think that's the winner

I feel sorry for pets whose owners dress them.

by lonestarJon on Jun 21, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

As the slump gets worse

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 21, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heal up, Bradley...

we’re just much better with him in the lineup.

Hey, it could be worse...

by HighPlainsGrifter on Jun 21, 2008 7:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Josh

They have tape on you buddy….ADJUST.

by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 21, 2008 7:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Frisco Game

Said Tommy Hunter changed up hs mechanics, does anybody why they changed it up?

by phina on Jun 21, 2008 7:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

anyone

know who the announcers are for the riders game?

by Dirk Diggler on Jun 21, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did I say

labia?

Oh my gosh, so classic!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 21, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tough play

for Kinsler, at least he made it kind of close

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 7:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

crap

That looked close

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 7:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He was clearly out

Not even that close actually

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

out by a lot...

bad call

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on Jun 21, 2008 7:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

No, it wasnt close

he was out easily.

Bring up Chris Davis

by DSheppard on Jun 21, 2008 7:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Awful call there

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Jun 21, 2008 7:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Lets see Gabbard strike out the side now

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 7:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

As if!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 21, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He may have been out

but you gotta throw that ball to 1st….

BRING IN MAX!

by Dirk Diggler on Jun 21, 2008 7:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You have to throw the ball to 1st

If you can’t make the play at 2nd. Salty clearly thought he could make it and clearly did make the play

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I know

I was really just trying to get LSJ all worked up

by Dirk Diggler on Jun 21, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

exactly..

Hey, it could be worse...

by HighPlainsGrifter on Jun 21, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fucking Chris Guccione

Hasn’t he screwed us before this season?

by lonestarJon on Jun 21, 2008 7:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Son of a bitch

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 7:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That was a pretty athletic play by Salty

he pounced on it quickly and fired a strike to 2B.

Screwed by the ump, but an excellent defensive play.

"Typical woman. 'Give me' 'Give me' 'Give me'

I’ll give ya something.

1. A backhand
2. A stuffing
3. $500 if you promise never to post here again"

~ The Immortal, BG

by Chase Irwin on Jun 21, 2008 7:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

the ball bounced

not exactly a strike

exploding highfive

by sarnold on Jun 21, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

doesn't matter

bounced up perfectly and MY scooped it easily.

"Typical woman. 'Give me' 'Give me' 'Give me'

I’ll give ya something.

1. A backhand
2. A stuffing
3. $500 if you promise never to post here again"

~ The Immortal, BG

by Chase Irwin on Jun 21, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Kason

He has worse luck than Feldman. At least for Feldman, its just the bullpen screwing him over after the game. Gabbard has helmets thrown at him, gets terrible errors, bad calls by the ump at the worst times.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 7:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Bullpen imploding vs. Giant Douche exploding

Which one do you think is worse luck?

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I can settle on that

It means karma will have them throw back-back perfect games

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

"Typical woman. 'Give me' 'Give me' 'Give me'

I’ll give ya something.

1. A backhand
2. A stuffing
3. $500 if you promise never to post here again"

~ The Immortal, BG

by Chase Irwin on Jun 21, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He (ain't) good!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 21, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think I hate every player on the Nationals

Speaking of that, what happend to John Patterson?

by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 21, 2008 7:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

never could recover from the injury

he was going to be out for the season and the Rangers just released him

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't know about all of them

Dimitri Young is kind of funny because he’s so huge.

by lonestarJon on Jun 21, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He ain't huge

He’s ginormous

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

shouldn't even be one run stupid ump

The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.

by iorange555 on Jun 21, 2008 7:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

So, do you send Gabbard out for another inning?

88 pitches, still looks as good as he did in the entire game, and the bullpen could use the rest.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 7:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Well that depends

On if you want to win or not

by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 21, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's rather vague

do you mean that Kason is d