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6/21/08 game day thread

Texas Rangers at Washington Nationals, Jun 21, 2008 6:10 PM CDT



Current Series

3 game series vs Nationals @ Nationals Park

Fri 06/20 WP: Joel Hanrahan (3 - 2)
LP: Jamey Wright (4 - 3)
3 - 4 loss

Texas Rangers Red-star
@ Washington Nationals Red-star

Saturday, Jun 21, 2008, 6:10 PM CDT
Nationals Park

Kason Gabbard vs Garrett Mock

Mostly cloudy. Winds blowing out to center field at 5-15 m.p.h. Game Time temperature: Around 80.

 

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No MaxRam

but as said in the MaxRam thread, he will play 1b tomorrow.

Bring up Chris Davis

by DShep on Jun 21, 2008 5:06 PM CDT reply actions  

It's very possible...

being that it’s a NL park.

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by rangers85 on Jun 21, 2008 6:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lineup

I. Kinsler 2b
F. Catalanotto 1b
M. Young ss
J. Hamilton cf
M. Byrd rf
D. Murphy lf
J. Saltalamacchia c
R. Vazquez 3b
K. Gabbard p

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 5:11 PM CDT reply actions  

rangers win

5-2

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jun 21, 2008 5:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Damn You!

Not again!

;)

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 21, 2008 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

go rangers?

"You’re the only here who contributes schtick only." - brettgardner

by trza on Jun 21, 2008 5:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Gabbard?

Call up Harrison already.

by Agreen07 on Jun 21, 2008 5:55 PM CDT reply actions  

6.2 ip 1 er

book it.

Bring up Chris Davis

by DShep on Jun 21, 2008 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

8 IP

0 ER
Book it

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

6BB?

Who’s taking the under?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 21, 2008 5:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I will

3 BBs for me

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

ive got 4

"There is no reason for me to move to third base," Young said.
-FOTF 5/20/2008

"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008

by Jayslick on Jun 21, 2008 6:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Duly noted.

The winner gets an old pair of EG’s undies.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 21, 2008 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

MAX!

He’s ready to bust out

Ya....That's Real Mature.

by SMITTY on Jun 21, 2008 6:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Arlington Camera...

no one has burned it down yet due to their stupid commercials?

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by rangers85 on Jun 21, 2008 6:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Which commercials are you talking about

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd Bang It!

(filling in for miles)

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 21, 2008 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

We better win the next 2...

lose a series to the Nats would be depressing. It is time this team starts winning again. We need another hot streak to boost us over the .500 mark into 5 or 6 games above. We need to start winning series again.

by Agreen07 on Jun 21, 2008 6:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Tommy Hunter

FYI – Frisco is on ch 21 tonight at 7:00.

by shroomer on Jun 21, 2008 6:09 PM CDT reply actions  

WOOOO

The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.

by iorange555 on Jun 21, 2008 6:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Ian Kinsler, leadoff HR

Number 11 for Kinsler, and oh yeah, Screw You Nationals!!!

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 6:12 PM CDT reply actions  

KINSY

The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.

by iorange555 on Jun 21, 2008 6:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Willy Mo

done bettah!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 21, 2008 6:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Just remember with Willy Mo Pena

When ou invest big in one LA player, he is your reward :D

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 6:13 PM CDT reply actions  

there's worse things i can think of

"There is no reason for me to move to third base," Young said.
-FOTF 5/20/2008

"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008

by Jayslick on Jun 21, 2008 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

And FOTF

gets a hit. Lets hope this starts a 30 game hit streak

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 6:14 PM CDT reply actions  

my with a single, to left no less

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Jun 21, 2008 6:14 PM CDT reply actions  

I know Young's claim to fame

are his opposite field hits….but he looks pretty when he pulls the ball…however seldom that may be

by SaltyDawg on Jun 21, 2008 6:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Hamilton

WTF?

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 6:15 PM CDT reply actions  

fucking hamilton wth

The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.

by iorange555 on Jun 21, 2008 6:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Whats up everyone....

Past couple of days have sucked, I haven’t been able to watch the games

by Brandon Worley on Jun 21, 2008 6:18 PM CDT reply actions  

yayy

The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.

by iorange555 on Jun 21, 2008 6:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Now I love this big ballpark

And the Rangers matched yesterday’s run total in the 1st inning of today’s game

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 6:19 PM CDT reply actions  

WOOHOOO!

Nice play all around.

"There is no reason for me to move to third base," Young said.
-FOTF 5/20/2008

"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008

by Jayslick on Jun 21, 2008 6:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Dukes...

must have been tracking his girlfriend to beat instead of tracking that ball.

Ok, I know I’m bad.

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by rangers85 on Jun 21, 2008 6:19 PM CDT reply actions  

I laughed

but I’m drunk.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 21, 2008 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

dood looked like the baseball god yesterday

he put all his punishment into the rangers.

his 8 girlfriends and 8 kids took a sigh of relief.

"There is no reason for me to move to third base," Young said.
-FOTF 5/20/2008

"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008

by Jayslick on Jun 21, 2008 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

murph!!!

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Jun 21, 2008 6:19 PM CDT reply actions  

i'm kinda worried about hamilton.

The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.

by iorange555 on Jun 21, 2008 6:20 PM CDT reply actions  

It's roughly the size of Arlington it seems, maybe slightly smaller.

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by rangers85 on Jun 21, 2008 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

doesn't look that way

It looks much wider.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

What does?

Byrd ass?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 21, 2008 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dimensions

Left Field – 336 ft (102.4 m)
Left-Center – 377 ft (114.9 m)
Center Field – 402 ft (122.5 m)
Right-Center – 370 ft (112.8 m)
Right Field – 335 ft (102.1 m)

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by rangers85 on Jun 21, 2008 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

BTW, with the praise for Walbeck from Lewin and Rojas

Its always fun to here how smart a 3B coach is for sending a runner and then when the runner is just out at the plate, they get all the blame.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 6:20 PM CDT reply actions  

hitler?

it’s not memorial day so it’s ok

by SaltyDawg on Jun 21, 2008 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

thats a bold statement

"There is no reason for me to move to third base," Young said.
-FOTF 5/20/2008

"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008

by Jayslick on Jun 21, 2008 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

31

man…

Bring up Chris Davis

by DShep on Jun 21, 2008 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

He hasn't been doing that well

But at least he works the count each time he’s at the plate.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

he's really fun to watch work a pitcher

i wanna see contact but i think a couple weeks of solid game time cant hurt him with getting a rhythm

"There is no reason for me to move to third base," Young said.
-FOTF 5/20/2008

"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008

by Jayslick on Jun 21, 2008 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't pick on my BFF, dammit!

Ahem…channeling there for a moment.

< snork >

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 21, 2008 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh no...

Gabbards first pitch, just a liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitle bit outside

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by rangers85 on Jun 21, 2008 6:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Over/Under

10 GB outs for Gabbard

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 6:26 PM CDT reply actions  

over

yeah, I’ll take it.

by RachelB on Jun 21, 2008 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

And its

Kason Gabbard

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 6:28 PM CDT reply actions  

kason getting it done.

that was a nice inning, not sure if its b/c he’s good or Wash will swing at anything but he was very effective

"There is no reason for me to move to third base," Young said.
-FOTF 5/20/2008

"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008

by Jayslick on Jun 21, 2008 6:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Bookmark this page...

http://www.myp2pforum.eu/mlb-baseball/

Check the daily thread to see if there’s known links. Nothing showing yet for today, but something may be added.

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by rangers85 on Jun 21, 2008 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not a problem...

I use that site for various sports.

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by rangers85 on Jun 21, 2008 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

This offense

looks a lot of different than last night’s game, except for the whole Vazquez looking hurt thing now…crap

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 6:31 PM CDT reply actions  

at least when our 1b sux at defense its b/c he's playing out of position...

"There is no reason for me to move to third base," Young said.
-FOTF 5/20/2008

"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008

by Jayslick on Jun 21, 2008 6:32 PM CDT reply actions  

twisted his ankle

looks like no biggie. ankle twisted funny trying to avoid the largeness that is Dmitri Young

"There is no reason for me to move to third base," Young said.
-FOTF 5/20/2008

"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008

by Jayslick on Jun 21, 2008 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dmirtri Young

He’s really fat

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's listed at 298

I think that’s being conservative though

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

You be the judge

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

only in baseball is that man considered athletic

"There is no reason for me to move to third base," Young said.
-FOTF 5/20/2008

"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008

by Jayslick on Jun 21, 2008 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well

I might make a good linebacker…

by LSJ on Jun 21, 2008 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

He, not I

I’d get quashed if I played linebacker.

by LSJ on Jun 21, 2008 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

that would be awesome!!!

rofl

"There is no reason for me to move to third base," Young said.
-FOTF 5/20/2008

"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008

by Jayslick on Jun 21, 2008 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

You know what I’d like to see? Him and Franklyn German standing next to each other for comparison.

by LSJ on Jun 21, 2008 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

he was gonna get squashed like a bug hitting a windshield

"There is no reason for me to move to third base," Young said.
-FOTF 5/20/2008

"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008

by Jayslick on Jun 21, 2008 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

DC

i like washington’s DC logo a lot better than the “wussy cursive W”

"There is no reason for me to move to third base," Young said.
-FOTF 5/20/2008

"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008

by Jayslick on Jun 21, 2008 6:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow

thank you Gabbard for bunting foul

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 6:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Kinsler

HR and a walk today, not too bad so far

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 6:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Cat on the other hand

not doing too good

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

seriously cat

you have to go

Bring up Chris Davis

by DShep on Jun 21, 2008 6:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Shockingly....

Cat rolls over on one and beats it into the ground to 2nd base

He needs to get hot for a week or two and be gone.

by SaltyDawg on Jun 21, 2008 6:39 PM CDT reply actions  

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 6:41 PM CDT reply actions  

I like this guy

KKason Gabbard

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 6:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Im not sure that its good

that our president is up to date with our catching conundrum

"There is no reason for me to move to third base," Young said.
-FOTF 5/20/2008

"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008

by Jayslick on Jun 21, 2008 6:43 PM CDT reply actions  

LOL

I was thinking the exact same thing. Maybe there are better ways he can spend his time.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

A guy can't work 24/7

No matter what you’re doing, you’ve gotta have something else to keep you from going insane.

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by rangers85 on Jun 21, 2008 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Scary thing is

most presidential schedules are 18-23 hours, a day.

Why do you think they age so much while in office?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 21, 2008 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Also not so exccited that our Rangers spent the weekend touring the capital

hey fellas, i know we are really at the nut-cutting point of the season, we are playing a team we need to and should sweep and the angels are struggling, but take your mind off things and lets go see the pres and visit soldiers.

"There is no reason for me to move to third base," Young said.
-FOTF 5/20/2008

"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008

by Jayslick on Jun 21, 2008 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't have a problem with them visiting the soldiers

I think thats a good thing. But yeah, I don’t see the need to go to the white house…

by LSJ on Jun 21, 2008 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rangers won't be able to visit the White House again...

til they win a World Series once Bush leaves office. Gotta do it when you can.

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by rangers85 on Jun 21, 2008 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jayslick

Edited.

eom

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 21, 2008 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

OT: Salty....

........ I was just looking at some stuff on Lairds past production, and it really brought to lite the bad offensive year he had last year when he was learning how to “catch” the Ron Washington way (which may be a better way IDK) so it got me thinking maybe Ol’ Wash is putting the bite down on Salty and riding his ass like he did Laird’s last year, which would make sense why his offense has been bad this year but makes me question what exactly Wash is doing or having them do. In his defense this makes Salty look a lot worse than it did Laird because Salty’s main tool is his bat so if he isn’t hitting well then he looks Terrrr-i-ble. just thought I would share an observation, feel free to dog me now.

by blueballlefty on Jun 21, 2008 6:44 PM CDT reply actions  

I've just figured out what Dimitri Young looks like today in the red top...

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by rangers85 on Jun 21, 2008 6:48 PM CDT reply actions  

is he a tom hicks supporter?

"There is no reason for me to move to third base," Young said.
-FOTF 5/20/2008

"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008

by Jayslick on Jun 21, 2008 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Awesome!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 21, 2008 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey Rojas.

there is in fact a baseball game being played

Bring up Chris Davis

by DShep on Jun 21, 2008 6:49 PM CDT reply actions  

another K

sweet

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Jun 21, 2008 6:49 PM CDT reply actions  

if we could get last years kason

he was pretty good when he came here i thought.

"There is no reason for me to move to third base," Young said.
-FOTF 5/20/2008

"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008

by Jayslick on Jun 21, 2008 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

I kind of like this guy, but I'm keeping my eye on him

KKKason Gabbard

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 6:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Wrong...

it’s
KKKason GaBBard

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by rangers85 on Jun 21, 2008 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

why not throw in some Gs for groundballs

im sure we could make his name a line long by the end of teh day

Bring up Chris Davis

by DShep on Jun 21, 2008 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nah...

that would just be silly

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by rangers85 on Jun 21, 2008 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like this MY

The real FOTF

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 6:52 PM CDT reply actions  

wooooooo MY with 2 hits in a row

first time in weeks.

Bring up Chris Davis

by DShep on Jun 21, 2008 6:53 PM CDT reply actions  

wow when Hamilton is in a slump he's in a slump yikes

The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.

by iorange555 on Jun 21, 2008 6:55 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm here...

studying for a test that’s due by 9. Then I’ll be a little more talkative.

Assuming there’s still a game, anyway.

by RachelB on Jun 21, 2008 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Josh

You better learn how to take a pitch.

by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 21, 2008 6:56 PM CDT reply actions  

I rule with an Iron fist Brandon

If i ran the rangers, they would win with fear.

Although I would have DFA’d so many I dont know that we could field a full roster.

by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 21, 2008 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

No kidding

The would be only…...like 1 player in the infield.

by Brandon Worley on Jun 21, 2008 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ok Byrd

DFA just go home. JMJ come on up.

by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 21, 2008 6:57 PM CDT reply actions  

KKKKason

Bring up Chris Davis

by DShep on Jun 21, 2008 7:01 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm loving it

KKKKason Gabbard

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 7:01 PM CDT reply actions  

The trade for toronto pitching depth has taken a hit

Marcum to the DL and getting a visit from Andrews.

Bring up Chris Davis

by DShep on Jun 21, 2008 7:02 PM CDT reply actions  

I assume he is some sort of arm doctor, or specialist.

So you should change that statement to:

any true baseball NERD knows who you speak of

by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 21, 2008 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

well im on lonestarball talking to people with thousands of posts

not chatting with the next to me in arlington

Bring up Chris Davis

by DShep on Jun 21, 2008 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

person next to me*

and yes, hes the arm specialist who tells everyone they are about to have season ending surgery. Dr. James Andrews

Bring up Chris Davis

by DShep on Jun 21, 2008 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hate to say it Salty but

you lose major points not knowing who Andrews is

by laxtonto on Jun 21, 2008 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well one thing is for sure

I never professed to know alot about baseball. Of course one can just read my posts to find that out.

I know one thing and one thing only. Man on 3rd and less than 2 outs, its like dribbling in basketball and blocking in football. If you can’t do it, you might as well just quit.

by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 21, 2008 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is Clueless

your alter-ego?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 21, 2008 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Now THAT

Is the kind of trade im talkin about.

Bradley for Erin strait up.

by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 21, 2008 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

It would sure foster..

team morale.. heheh

Hey, it could be worse...

by HighPlainsGrifter on Jun 21, 2008 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

He only wishes

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by rangers85 on Jun 21, 2008 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's my pitcher...

after 3 innings…

KKKKason GGGGGaBBard

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by rangers85 on Jun 21, 2008 7:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Nats announcers

Really praising Gabbard right now. I like listening to these guys.

by Brandon Worley on Jun 21, 2008 7:04 PM CDT reply actions  

+1

I’ve always enjoyed Don Sutton.

Hey, it could be worse...

by HighPlainsGrifter on Jun 21, 2008 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

true that...

but Rupe did look great last night.

Hey, it could be worse...

by HighPlainsGrifter on Jun 21, 2008 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

yay salty

The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.

by iorange555 on Jun 21, 2008 7:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Thats the hit

That we will be talkin about in cooperstown

As the hit where he never looked back.

by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 21, 2008 7:09 PM CDT reply actions  

wowowowowwowowhhohohowooohoo

The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.

by iorange555 on Jun 21, 2008 7:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Ah-ha

Dropped the Zippo in your lap again, eh?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 21, 2008 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gawd

those things are horrific for men!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 21, 2008 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's a lot worse going in than pulling out.

And that goes for both you.. and the nurse who has to put it in.

And I’m talking about the catheter.

by RachelB on Jun 21, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I called the nurse a

f-ing b, in front of my mother…I was only 15 at the time. Mom was not impressed.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 21, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow

Way to make a woman feel bad.

You mouth off at me in the middle of an unpleasant procedure for all parties involved…

No lube for you.

by RachelB on Jun 21, 2008 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey, I was a kid

I asked her to pause for a minute, to let me adjust to the pain…she just cranked that thing all the way in.

I repayed my debt…if it wasn’t for me staying up late helping someone study, she never would have earned her BSRN.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 21, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ramon Empire!

Don’t forget, you Metropolitan Bitchez!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 21, 2008 7:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Let's go Rangers

clap-clap-clapclap

Let’s go Rangers

clap-clap-clapclap

by LSJ on Jun 21, 2008 7:11 PM CDT reply actions  

wow, this has been a bunting clinic

might as well have let him swing away, hit into a double play and get the run in.

Bring up Chris Davis

by DShep on Jun 21, 2008 7:11 PM CDT reply actions  

hoorah.

Bring up Chris Davis

by DShep on Jun 21, 2008 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Next time

How about let him swing and just hit it 1st base

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

least we scored one

The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.

by iorange555 on Jun 21, 2008 7:11 PM CDT reply actions  

That first base line is cursed

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on Jun 21, 2008 7:12 PM CDT reply actions  

fucking shit bad ass play ;[

The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.

by iorange555 on Jun 21, 2008 7:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow

nice grab

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on Jun 21, 2008 7:13 PM CDT reply actions  

it was an awful grab

by the biggest ass hole in basesball

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

ok then

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on Jun 21, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

It seems like

We get owned by fast centerfielders more than any other team in baseball

by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 21, 2008 7:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Did Gabbard strain

his taint again? Sheesh…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 21, 2008 7:16 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm thikning the same thing

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hehehehehehe

OK!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 21, 2008 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

shit

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 7:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Woohoo!

My Koolaid Man reference email that I sent Josh got a mention! :)

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by rangers85 on Jun 21, 2008 7:18 PM CDT reply actions  

I also sent him the same pic

that I posted earlier in the thread.

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by rangers85 on Jun 21, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow!

rangers85 stealing from that Rat Bastard rangers85!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 21, 2008 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Josh reading the koolaid reference...

wasn’t quit as satisfying as him reading my Borat Goes Golfing reference in April

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by rangers85 on Jun 21, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha

misty, watercolored memories…

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on Jun 21, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who sent the Kool-Aid e-mail?

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 7:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Milledge destroyed that pitch

but the Young one was just a grounder down the line that Vazquez nearly got a hold of. Not another deep shot off the wall or anything. I’m not quite worrying yet, though it could get ugly quick

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

NL

Worst league in all of sports.

by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 21, 2008 7:20 PM CDT reply actions  

f*ck you Jobu

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on Jun 21, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hats..

for bats.

Hey, it could be worse...

by HighPlainsGrifter on Jun 21, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

f*ck you HPG

oops…I got sucked into the moment.

;)

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 21, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

2 ER

not as good as 0 ER, but if he doesn’t give up another run for a couple of innings, I’ll live with it and be happy. Now don’t give up any more runs.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 7:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Cat

Has been more like a kitten lately.

by LSJ on Jun 21, 2008 7:27 PM CDT reply actions  

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's Funny!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 21, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think that's the winner

I feel sorry for pets whose owners dress them.

by LSJ on Jun 21, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

As the slump gets worse

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 21, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heal up, Bradley...

we’re just much better with him in the lineup.

Hey, it could be worse...

by HighPlainsGrifter on Jun 21, 2008 7:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Josh

They have tape on you buddy….ADJUST.

by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 21, 2008 7:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Frisco Game

Said Tommy Hunter changed up hs mechanics, does anybody why they changed it up?

by phina on Jun 21, 2008 7:31 PM CDT reply actions  

anyone

know who the announcers are for the riders game?

by Dirk Diggler on Jun 21, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did I say

labia?

Oh my gosh, so classic!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 21, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tough play

for Kinsler, at least he made it kind of close

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 7:32 PM CDT reply actions  

crap

That looked close

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 7:33 PM CDT reply actions  

He was clearly out

Not even that close actually

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

out by a lot...

bad call

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on Jun 21, 2008 7:34 PM CDT reply actions  

No, it wasnt close

he was out easily.

Bring up Chris Davis

by DShep on Jun 21, 2008 7:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Awful call there

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by rangers85 on Jun 21, 2008 7:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Lets see Gabbard strike out the side now

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 7:35 PM CDT reply actions  

As if!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 21, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

He may have been out

but you gotta throw that ball to 1st….

BRING IN MAX!

by Dirk Diggler on Jun 21, 2008 7:35 PM CDT reply actions  

You have to throw the ball to 1st

If you can’t make the play at 2nd. Salty clearly thought he could make it and clearly did make the play

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I know

I was really just trying to get LSJ all worked up

by Dirk Diggler on Jun 21, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Son of a bitch

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 7:36 PM CDT reply actions  

That was a pretty athletic play by Salty

he pounced on it quickly and fired a strike to 2B.

Screwed by the ump, but an excellent defensive play.

"Typical woman. 'Give me' 'Give me' 'Give me'

I’ll give ya something.

1. A backhand
2. A stuffing
3. $500 if you promise never to post here again"

~ The Immortal, BG

by inactive lsb user on Jun 21, 2008 7:36 PM CDT reply actions  

the ball bounced

not exactly a strike

exploding highfive

by sarnold on Jun 21, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

doesn't matter

bounced up perfectly and MY scooped it easily.

"Typical woman. 'Give me' 'Give me' 'Give me'

I’ll give ya something.

1. A backhand
2. A stuffing
3. $500 if you promise never to post here again"

~ The Immortal, BG

by inactive lsb user on Jun 21, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kason

He has worse luck than Feldman. At least for Feldman, its just the bullpen screwing him over after the game. Gabbard has helmets thrown at him, gets terrible errors, bad calls by the ump at the worst times.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 7:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Bullpen imploding vs. Giant Douche exploding

Which one do you think is worse luck?

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

I can settle on that

It means karma will have them throw back-back perfect games

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

"Typical woman. 'Give me' 'Give me' 'Give me'

I’ll give ya something.

1. A backhand
2. A stuffing
3. $500 if you promise never to post here again"

~ The Immortal, BG

by inactive lsb user on Jun 21, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

He (ain't) good!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 21, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

never could recover from the injury

he was going to be out for the season and the Rangers just released him

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know about all of them

Dimitri Young is kind of funny because he’s so huge.

by LSJ on Jun 21, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

He ain't huge

He’s ginormous

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

shouldn't even be one run stupid ump

The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.

by iorange555 on Jun 21, 2008 7:41 PM CDT reply actions  

So, do you send Gabbard out for another inning?

88 pitches, still looks as good as he did in the entire game, and the bullpen could use the rest.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 7:42 PM CDT reply actions  

that's rather vague

do you mean that Kason is done or that the bullpen will lose another one..?

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on Jun 21, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was thinking the same thing...

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by rangers85 on Jun 21, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep

there a lot of ways for the Rangers to lose this game

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Send him out

with a short leash.

"Typical woman. 'Give me' 'Give me' 'Give me'

I’ll give ya something.

1. A backhand
2. A stuffing
3. $500 if you promise never to post here again"

~ The Immortal, BG

by inactive lsb user on Jun 21, 2008 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I want to see the Rangers

tack on a couple of runs here and get Mock out of the game

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 7:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Andrus

just made a nice play at SS. Nice = routine. But he’s toolsy remember.

by Dirk Diggler on Jun 21, 2008 7:46 PM CDT reply actions  

that miles post is genius

"Do they know who I am? Do they know my status? Thats what I thought."
-Miles 6/21/08

"There is no reason for me to move to third base," Young said.
-FOTF 5/20/2008

"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008

by Jayslick on Jun 21, 2008 7:46 PM CDT reply actions  

SaltyGoesYard

here

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 7:47 PM CDT reply actions  

blalock 2 for 2 with 2 singles

cruz doubled him in just now.

Bring up Chris Davis

by DShep on Jun 21, 2008 7:51 PM CDT reply actions  

chris davis 2 for 2 also

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Jun 21, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wait, he actually played?

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by rangers85 on Jun 21, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rain would be awesome right now

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 7:52 PM CDT reply actions  

+2

Let me just start throwing some chickens around here…

by LSJ on Jun 21, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lets throw some dinos into this thing

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 7:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Please

don’t.

Keep your crush to Salty and Salty only. You fend people off daily, as it is.

"Typical woman. 'Give me' 'Give me' 'Give me'

I’ll give ya something.

1. A backhand
2. A stuffing
3. $500 if you promise never to post here again"

~ The Immortal, BG

by inactive lsb user on Jun 21, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Chris Davis getting called up = permanent offense for the Rangers.

Get it done JD, get it done.

My three favorite numbers: 10, 32, 36. =)

by utlonghorn24 on Jun 21, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

the Angers

interesting typo… Paging Dr. Freud?

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on Jun 21, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

OT:

CC Sabathia tonight:
7 IP, 5 hits, 1 ER, 1 BB, 10 Ks, 1 HR allowed, 1 HR hit. That’s a good day

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 7:54 PM CDT reply actions  

And he hit the HR off Chan Ho Park

who went 5 innings and only gave up that run and struck out 9

by SaltyDawg on Jun 21, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

we should prob spend a fortune on him

"Do they know who I am? Do they know my status? Thats what I thought."
-Miles 6/21/08

"There is no reason for me to move to third base," Young said.
-FOTF 5/20/2008

"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008

by Jayslick on Jun 21, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damnit Wash.

I don’t even know why this is his fault yet but I’m sure it will be in the end…

My three favorite numbers: 10, 32, 36. =)

by utlonghorn24 on Jun 21, 2008 7:55 PM CDT reply actions  

yeah i like playing washington

b/c you can say washington sux! and you get that double entendre

"Do they know who I am? Do they know my status? Thats what I thought."
-Miles 6/21/08

"There is no reason for me to move to third base," Young said.
-FOTF 5/20/2008

"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008

by Jayslick on Jun 21, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good call.

If only it were at home…

My three favorite numbers: 10, 32, 36. =)

by utlonghorn24 on Jun 21, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

0-2 Gabbard

don’t screw it up this time

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 7:56 PM CDT reply actions  

HELL YEAH

KKKKKason Gabbard

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 7:56 PM CDT reply actions  

What the hell is this

Gabbard can’t throw a strike to save his life, then clapper comes up for a couple of seconds, and all the sudden he has impeccable control again?

by Telegraph on Jun 21, 2008 7:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Come on FX2, just help out this one time

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 7:58 PM CDT reply actions  

we need a triple play triceratops

"Do they know who I am? Do they know my status? Thats what I thought."
-Miles 6/21/08

"There is no reason for me to move to third base," Young said.
-FOTF 5/20/2008

"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008

by Jayslick on Jun 21, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

It does not even feel like were up

Rangers up by 1 in reality means down by 1 if not 2 or 3

by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 21, 2008 7:58 PM CDT reply actions  

On the night...

KKKKKason GGGGGGGGGGGaBBBBard

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by rangers85 on Jun 21, 2008 7:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Turns out Chris Davis's triple was only a single

still, it works.

JMJ followed up with a HR.

Bring up Chris Davis

by DShep on Jun 21, 2008 8:01 PM CDT reply actions  

woops

the triple was a triple, the double was a single + error.

Bring up Chris Davis

by DShep on Jun 21, 2008 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice throw by Hamilton

That was about to be an Epic Fail on FX2’s part

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 8:01 PM CDT reply actions  

1-2 hanging slider against someone

who couldnt touch his fastball

Bring up Chris Davis

by DShep on Jun 21, 2008 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's our Frankie

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wish Dimitri would have tried to barrel home

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by rangers85 on Jun 21, 2008 8:04 PM CDT reply actions  

and start the Max Ran era?

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on Jun 21, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

*MaxRam

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on Jun 21, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Then again...

he could have killed Salty if he tried to slam into him

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by rangers85 on Jun 21, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

If he did

I’d rather it be the 6-4 Salty there instead of Laird

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

He would have just smashed Salty

Either that, or picked him up and stuffed him in his mouth.

by LSJ on Jun 21, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

Thankfully Dmitri “I eat babies for dinner” Young is at third base.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 8:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Most useless replay ever there?

Showing the pitch that led to the popup?

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by rangers85 on Jun 21, 2008 8:06 PM CDT reply actions  

At least his velocity is back

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 8:07 PM CDT reply actions  

i still dont feel worried

please dont make me regret it frankie.

Bring up Chris Davis

by DShep on Jun 21, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

hoorah

98. nice.

Bring up Chris Davis

by DShep on Jun 21, 2008 8:09 PM CDT reply actions  

I can breath again

Lets not do that again…ever

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 8:09 PM CDT reply actions  

twice they've had the bases loaded with less than two outs and haven't scored

it’s like the Rangers from a mirror universe…

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on Jun 21, 2008 8:10 PM CDT reply actions  

That was an Epic

“Yeaaaaaaaa…...Awwwwwwww”

by SaltyDawg on Jun 21, 2008 8:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Whew

Got a 90 on my history test.

Rangers got out of that.

I’m happy.

by RachelB on Jun 21, 2008 8:10 PM CDT reply actions  

All of them,

By the time we’re done with him.

by RachelB on Jun 21, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Better question is what can't he play

He’s mainly a catcher, has started playing 1B, probably has a future as the DH, and apparently played 3B a while back when he was in the Braves system.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

catcher/1b/dh

hes not good at the first two

Bring up Chris Davis

by DShep on Jun 21, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who's pitching the 7th?

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 8:15 PM CDT reply actions  

looks like Benoit is warming up

I’m wondering why Wash hasn’t played Mendoza at all. He sure didn’t hesitate to use Tejeda when he first was brought up

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Mendoza actually was out there last night

I saw him out in the bullpen on the replay of Dukes’ game tying homer.

by LSJ on Jun 21, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Duran Duran

with a great single :D

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 8:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Can't really pinch hit for Cat now...

since pitcher likely would get inserted for Cat

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by rangers85 on Jun 21, 2008 8:16 PM CDT reply actions  

ha

guess they can

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by ab03 on Jun 21, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Weird with Shelton coming out...

You now either have to put the pitcher in Duran’s spot, or pull Byrd and use a pinch hitter for him if he doesn’t come up this inning.

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by rangers85 on Jun 21, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lets see a double steal

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 8:18 PM CDT reply actions  

come on maxram.. walk out of the dugout please..

who is it.. who is it…

bradley? weird, but sure.

Bring up Chris Davis

by DShep on Jun 21, 2008 8:18 PM CDT reply actions  

God the Nationals announcers suck.

Second strait game where the PBP guy has pronounced Jack Benny’s name “Ben-OYT.”

Seriously. . . what a failure. You’re a professional announcer. There aren’t many players on the team you’re covering for three days. How much time does it take to make sure you can pronounce every name?

And I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a name with “oit” that wasn’t pronounced “wah.” It’s not an unusual name, ya dope.

by philkid3 on Jun 21, 2008 8:19 PM CDT reply actions  

And it's not even an unknown player.

I’d be willing to bet most baseball fans have heard of him.

by philkid3 on Jun 21, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeh.....it happens though across the board.

You hear announcers around the country pronouncing names different (and wrong) all the time.

Watching Dallas Stars games by other announcers can be frustrating.

by Brandon Worley on Jun 21, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

shelton

who will now burn the basepaths for MB.

Bring up Chris Davis

by DShep on Jun 21, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is a crazy inning

Duran for the pitcher, Bradley for Cat, Shelton pinch runs for Bradley. The bench sure emptied pretty quickly.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 8:20 PM CDT reply actions  

When I saw the RF pull up...

...and not throw, I assumed it was because he didn’t have a chance to throw out Duran, not because Duran wasn’t going…

by Adam J. Morris on Jun 21, 2008 8:20 PM CDT reply actions  

he produces CO2

biology ftw

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on Jun 21, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

OK Bill Nye the science guy

WE DONT HAVE TIME TO DISCUSS ECONOMICS! You know what i mean.

by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 21, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

he's a larch....

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jun 21, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's from my favorite educational film

“How to recognize different trees from quite a long way away”

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on Jun 21, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

rofl

"Do they know who I am? Do they know my status? Thats what I thought."
-Miles 6/21/08

"There is no reason for me to move to third base," Young said.
-FOTF 5/20/2008

"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008

by Jayslick on Jun 21, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

mmmmm ribeyes

"Do they know who I am? Do they know my status? Thats what I thought."
-Miles 6/21/08

"There is no reason for me to move to third base," Young said.
-FOTF 5/20/2008

"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008

by Jayslick on Jun 21, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Young

Yep, finally out of that slump

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 21, 2008 8:25 PM CDT reply actions  

there we go FOTF

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jun 21, 2008 8:25 PM CDT reply actions  

completely random

i was watching karate kid today and you know the scene where mr. miyagi chops the beer bottles off the car. well the guy that called him a nip was wearing a washington hat (senators I guess).

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by ab03 on Jun 21, 2008 8:25 PM CDT reply actions  

johnny smokes grass in the bathroom

dumbass!

"Do they know who I am? Do they know my status? Thats what I thought."
-Miles 6/21/08

"There is no reason for me to move to third base," Young said.
-FOTF 5/20/2008

"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008

by Jayslick on Jun 21, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

MY

3-4… could this be the end of the slump?

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on Jun 21, 2008 8:25 PM CDT reply actions  

See?

You guys made fun of me before, but my mojo works.

by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 21, 2008 8:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Shelton barreling around third

Rumblin’, bumbin’, stumblin’

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on Jun 21, 2008 8:26 PM CDT reply actions  

that can't be right can it?

I could have sworn we’ve had other pinch runners

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by ab03 on Jun 21, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

i have no idea

heh.

laird had a pinch runner yesterday, blalock did when he was hurt. but milton isnt actually going to the dl in a hour like those 2.

Bring up Chris Davis

by DShep on Jun 21, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hamilton once dated the moon

but she had to leave him because it was an abusive relationship

by Telegraph on Jun 21, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions  

alright Murph

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jun 21, 2008 8:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Murphy!!!

Let’s put these slumps in the dust, guys.

by LSJ on Jun 21, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions  

hey look, salty working the count

hopefully he actually has the payoff this time.

Bring up Chris Davis

by DShep on Jun 21, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions  

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