OT: I'm pissed
by miles on Jun 21, 2008 6:18 PM CDT
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PrintYeah, so I'm at summer school. Drove three days to get here, stopping at Bedford, Arkansas and Lexington, Kentucky overnight to get here.
I drove through Kige Ramsey's hometown Bowling Green, Kentucky, went around his college of Western Kensucky university and looked at the town. I wish I knew where he lived so I could drop in and say yoyoyo.
So, we had to drive through all these hickish towns to get to the place, which pissed me off.
But I basically got dropped off in a secluded town 4 states away from my hometown to a place I know nothing about, and have no idea where anything is. But it was like a wakeup call to me, I have been secluded in "the bubble" my entire life, this is a entirely different setting... Like a 180, not a 360 you idiot Jason Kidd.
So of course all I care about is the babes. And let me tell you, these girls are not nearly as hot as the chicks from Texas. And let me tell you, I am pissed.
So I am walking around the dorm doing hell knows what and this group of girls won't leave me the F alone. And right now you are probably saying, why wouldn't you want girls following you around? Well they weren't hot, ok? I can't get away from them, they follow every step of the way. After like an hour and a half, I go to my dorm room, and guess who follows me?
Point is I could have had them if I wanted. But I DO NOT lower my standards. Do they know who I am? Do they know my status? Thats what I thought.
About 30 percent of the people in summer school are Asian.
So I see these two hottie Chinese girls sitting in the lobby( I am usually not attracted to Asians), so I go over and say what up....... They start talking Chinese to each other, and I'm just about ready to punch a hole in a wall.
Classes haven't even started yet, I can't find the hot chicks and its pissing me off. I knew girls in Texas were hotter than other girls in the US, but not by this much margin.
What is pissing me off a lot as well, is there is nothing to do right now. Every thing is closed right now. Recreation center, stores and everything. Don't think I'm going to the library.
Hopefully everything picks up when the classes start, because I am pissed!
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maybe some people can't get any girl?
i dunno, but do what you gotta do miles, no hate here..
Stats don't lie
No offense meant
Dude, go after the Chinese chicks. Tell them you want to learn Chinese and let them practice their English. Don’t give up on them, but be polite and more quiet than you usually are. If they’re from China and not American born they’ll expect and appreciate manners. I have a Chinese wife, and also dated other Asian girls. They’re worth the effort.
...and curse Sir Sidney Ponson, he was such a stupid git.
careful
there miles I have read out there on the Internet that the Asian girls like to throw up or deficate or something like that while lovemaking so becarefull big fella’
by blueballlefty on Jun 22, 2008 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions
Witty
Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love .
by Brian Thomas on Jun 23, 2008 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Now I can die in peace
"Typical woman. 'Give me' 'Give me' 'Give me'
I’ll give ya something.
1. A backhand
2. A stuffing
3. $500 if you promise never to post here again"
~ The Immortal, BG
by inactive lsb user on Jun 21, 2008 6:32 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Yeah man
don’t worry. Hot chicks are everywhere, wait till the whole school is there.
by Dirk Diggler on Jun 21, 2008 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Best line ever
Point is I could have had them if I wanted. But I DO NOT lower my standards. Do they know who I am? Do they know my status? Thats what I thought.
You just went to legendary status Miles. Although at some point during this fake rant you tried a little too hard.
But the above line, PURE GOLD MY FRIEND.
i think i smell a new sig
"There is no reason for me to move to third base," Young said.
-FOTF 5/20/2008
"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008
Texas, Arizona, Cali
I went to college at ASU….and well, I defy someone to tell me there are hotter chicks anywhere.
by Dirk Diggler on Jun 21, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Thats
because hot girls from all over the country go to ASU to party.
"No bear or disco for Juan" - Mr. Santos
Yes and no
The Phoenix area is legendary
by Dirk Diggler on Jun 21, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Those retirees
have grandkids. Trust me.
by Dirk Diggler on Jun 21, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions
You haven't been to UT, Tech or A&M have you?
UT and Texas Tech have the prettiest girls I’ve ever seen in my life. A&M is a close 3rd.
My three favorite numbers: 10, 32, 36. =)
by utlonghorn24 on Jun 21, 2008 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Tech girls
Hot, but too similar-looking.
We could use an infusion of brunettes.
by brettgardner on Jun 21, 2008 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions
TTU
They also need some Valtex, et al.
"Then you an idiot you dont expect lefties to with as much power against lefties" -blueballlefty to me
Highest univ incident rate of VD in the state of Texas
but is no where near as bad as at Bowling Green
Bowling Green State University?
I had a big scholar ship offer from them, I was about to go there.
Girls weren’t hot enough there.
"No bear or disco for Juan" - Mr. Santos
nothing beats brunettes.....as a whole
just saying from my experiences, nothing wrong with blondes but even the good blonde ones are usually naturally brunette
Live in Austin for a year
and I still think the girls at ASU are better. It’s not a biased opinion. I’m from Texas, lived in Austin, been to CS too many time to count, and there’s still no comparison.
by Dirk Diggler on Jun 21, 2008 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Gagree with this, too.
ASU makes Tech look like Princeton, girl-wise.
Of course, Tech makes ASU look like Princeton, academically.
by brettgardner on Jun 21, 2008 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Disagree completely
it just depends on what you’re going to school for.
ASU has a top nursing, business, and architecture school. It’s not some party school like most people think. I mean, it is what you make it.
by Dirk Diggler on Jun 21, 2008 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions
it's a big school
so i think the point is that you can definitely do well there and get places if you want to
Rare Gnats Sex
Well, there is this perception that ASU is a shitty school.
and 20 years ago that may have been correct. But the last 10 or so have been very good for the school. The business school is top 25. The nursing school is also elite. The only reason it doesn’t have a med school is the Az board of regents will only fund one, so UofA got that one.
ASU has more National Merit scholars and stuff like that than any school in the country.
Yes, it’s a big school, and they accept alot of people other schools wouldn’t. But that doesn’t mean ASU makes Texas freakin Tech look like Princeton.
by Dirk Diggler on Jun 21, 2008 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions
I think
You COMPLETELY missed the point of what I was saying. So much so, that you got the complete opposite meaning of what I said.
I’m saying ASU is better than Tech. Don’t worry.
by brettgardner on Jun 21, 2008 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions
heh
I just reread what you said.
Yes, you are right. Sorry about that.
by Dirk Diggler on Jun 21, 2008 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions
That doesn't
help what I was trying to say about ASU huh?
I guess I shoulda layed off the beer/shots tonight.
by Dirk Diggler on Jun 21, 2008 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions
You are crazy.
I live in College Station right now. NOT HOT! A million times over, not hot. I went to Baylor for undergrad, and did high school work at UNT. Baylor, SMU, and from what I hear, TCU, needs to enter this discussion.
A friend of mine who went to Baylor and A&M for undergrad put it this way: Baylor girls are so hot that it’s a little intimidating, Aggie girls are like your next door neighbor types. Unless you are on sorority row, the rec, or possibly one of the few hip hop places, there just aren’t any lookers.
by GhettoBear04 on Jun 22, 2008 9:32 AM CDT up reply actions
dude ur trippin
i go to A&m and the hot girl ratio is insane, UT has has many azns and baylor tcu and smu r stuck up bitches.
hell yeah TCU needs to enter this damn discussion....
went to my cousin’s frat party there and the guys are douche’s but GOD DAMN did I have a good night….....you know….....
Two words.
Ole. Miss.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jun 22, 2008 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
No respect for Florida???
The 40 Trumps All!!!
by thedirkatron on Jun 21, 2008 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions
They're not bad
don’t get me wrong. But form what I’ve experienced, there’s no comparison.
by Dirk Diggler on Jun 21, 2008 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions
I feel that once you get into the hot spots
like Cali, Florida, NYC, Az, Vegas, Texas and so on, that there’s actually very little difference.
From what I’ve seen in my sordid little life there’s a ton of hotness in all those places.
Calling one of those places “better” than another really comes down to personal preference and who you specifically end up meeting, imo.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
by thedirkatron on Jun 21, 2008 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions
well of course
I’d think that’s what all of this. Obviously none of us have met enough people to say one state is better than another state.
I’m sure had a gone to FSU or UF I’d have a different opinion.
by Dirk Diggler on Jun 21, 2008 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Very good point.
I’ve been to alot of campuses and was blown away by the calibur of women. ASU, LSU, Uga, Bama, UF, Florida State, yada yada freaking yada. They’ve all got their fair share.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jun 22, 2008 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep
Wherever there is a) money or b) a warm climate, hotts will be found.
If there is a) and b), it is Cuidad Caliente.
That said, the legend of the so cal hott is vastly overstated. Texas >>> So Cal.
And up here in NorVa, let’s just say I see a few candidates for my oh-so-visionary-patented gorilla-guard-home-protection-revolutuion.
Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love .
by Brian Thomas on Jun 23, 2008 3:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Texas
The friendliest people and the prettiest women you’ve ever seen.
"You’re the only here who contributes schtick only." - brettgardner
+1
Nothing ever said on this blog will be more true.
My three favorite numbers: 10, 32, 36. =)
by utlonghorn24 on Jun 22, 2008 12:58 AM CDT up reply actions
Jerry Jeff Walker?
not a big country fan, but love that guy’s work
"No, Donny, these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of."
by Walter Sobchak on Jun 22, 2008 2:29 AM CDT up reply actions
To give credit where credit is due,
Gary P. Nunn, who played with the Lost Gonzo Band for Jerry Jeff Walker is the guy who wrote that song.
I've heard UK has pretty good looking girls
Wait till fall…
This is the Texas Rangers, professional destroyers of hope, we're talking about. - BAC
JD Salinger
Did anyone else think they were just reading an excerpt from Catcher in the Rye?
....standards.... have a few cold ones... that'll fix ur "standards"...
To be fair... You are a fan of School of Rock so your ability to judge anything is VASTLY overrated!!!!
~King Billy Royal, Minor League Ball
Dont worry miles
it will take a whole semester to figure out who your friends are and where the hot chicks are, where to get beer, and what the hell you even like doing and thinking about there as opposed to here in texas. college is a learning experience and only about 2/5 of it is in the classroom the rest is all about learning about yourself and figuring out what works.
most of the people i know who flipped out and hated the school they were going to and never gave it a chance were much worse off for it then if they woulda just worked to adapt to the environment. i promise youll be better off than if you just went to SMU.
btw what school are you at?
"There is no reason for me to move to third base," Young said.
-FOTF 5/20/2008
"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008
Ohio U.
I would hate going to SMU, because its like 4 minutes from my house.
"No bear or disco for Juan" - Mr. Santos
where is wright state compared to that?
ohio is full of hot chicks too though, you just need to get out and hit the streets.
"Do they know who I am? Do they know my status? Thats what I thought."
-Miles 6/21/08
"There is no reason for me to move to third base," Young said.
-FOTF 5/20/2008
"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008
Ive been uptown
for two days straight. Trust me, its a ghost town in the summer. There are like 100 people doing summer school.
There are more little kids doing summer camps here than college people.
"No bear or disco for Juan" - Mr. Santos
Its alrite dude
come fall semester there will be plenty of hotties. either that or there will be enough beer that there will be plenty of hotties. worst comes to worst, you should check out the bar scene/ club scene soon.
baseBALLIN!
Excellent SportsMgmt School
Decent football team
ill see if i can get a hold of a buddy of mine that played basketball there and see where to tell you to go
My roommate said there are some hot chicks there
that love to drink and… well…. you can guess what else. Wait til fall.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jun 22, 2008 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions
This is funny
I feel sorry for you Miles.
I know all about being someplace where theres no hot chicks at all… a lot of schools out here in SoCal have nothing but ugly mexican chicks populating them. And for some reason, I’ve always seemed to wind up in those schools.
+1
"Point is I could have had them if I wanted. But I DO NOT lower my standards. Do they know who I am? Do they know my status? Thats what I thought." -miles
-1
When did referring to people from Mexico as Mexican become racist?
Let me have a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it fast I'm in a God damned hurry!
by LSBUser on Jun 21, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions
All about context.
For one, I’m guessing he’s assuming that any Hispanic girl is Mexican, which is ignorant, if not racist. Two, there was no reason to include that detail in the sentence except to indicate that Hispanic people in particular are revolting to him.
by brettgardner on Jun 21, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Ok
One, in SoCal the percentage of Hispanics that are Mexican has got to be extremely high so I will cut him some slack there.
Two, we all have preferences in who we find attractive so I don’t see how that makes someone racist.
Let me have a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it fast I'm in a God damned hurry!
by LSBUser on Jun 21, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Well I think
If your preference is predicated completely on race, that’s a pretty clear example of racism. It may be subtle, and certainly not on the same level of other evils, but lumping all “Mexicans” into the ugly category is pretty racist to me.
by brettgardner on Jun 21, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Follow up
Is Miles’ statement about not being attracted to Asians racist as well?
Let me have a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it fast I'm in a God damned hurry!
by LSBUser on Jun 21, 2008 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Tough to say.
People crack me up. You hear “racist” and you’re thinking I’m calling the guy George Wallace.
All I’m saying is that it’s subtly racist to categorically say that any person of a particular race is ugly or not attractive. Sure, you can couch it by saying it’s just your preference, but, to me, it’s 6 of one and a half-dozen of the other.
by brettgardner on Jun 21, 2008 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions
On the flip side
You read “ugly mexican chicks” and took it to mean that Jon thinks that all Hispanics are Mexican.
Let me have a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it fast I'm in a God damned hurry!
by LSBUser on Jun 21, 2008 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Well
I think it was a reasonable assumption, since I doubt he took a poll of every girl in his school.
Better arguments, please.
by brettgardner on Jun 21, 2008 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions
well
W: "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
by hubcityraider on Jun 24, 2008 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Let me have a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it fast I'm in a God damned hurry!
by LSBUser on Jun 22, 2008 8:56 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeah
Texans tend to refer to all Hispanics as “Mexican,” sort of like New Yorkers refer to all Hispanics as “Puerto Rican.”
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 21, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Well
Then I completely agree with you. I have many Dominican, Panamanian, and Peruvian friends who get annoyed by constantly being referred to as Mexicans.
by brettgardner on Jun 21, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Yep
I, like you, have many friends from various Latin American backgrounds and I can differently speak to their disdain for those lazy cultural groupings.
They are also quite annoyed with people from the United States referring to everything in their specific universe as “American” without thinking about the “America” that exists outside of the North American continent.
You have many Peruvian friends?
Man, I need to get out more. I don’t think I’ve met a Peruvian. Are they awesome?
The 40 Trumps All!!!
by thedirkatron on Jun 21, 2008 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions
sorry
just what i’ve seen. obviously there are exceptions but the predominant features aren’t so hot.
Rare Gnats Sex
that's not my only thing
and a bad face will ruin it. i just googled peruvian girls and found some pictures of girls and i just don’t like the features. i also found some guy talking about how he was backpacking in south america and ran into some locals who said that peruvian girls were the ugliest in south america
Rare Gnats Sex
Well
I can only go on my experience, I suppose.
by brettgardner on Jun 21, 2008 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah
Actually, that girl in between the first two paragraphs on the left is pretty good to me.
Those Lima Ladies don’t do much for me, but they’re not ugly by any means.
Of course, I could show you some hotter ones.
You don’t like this girl?
by brettgardner on Jun 21, 2008 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions
like i said
there are exceptions. but i just felt that the main page was a collection of their typical hotties and not one of them was hot.
Rare Gnats Sex
Struggling.
It was supposed to post a pic of Melissa Garcia.
by brettgardner on Jun 21, 2008 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions
it did
but i looked on that peru model website and there weren’t that many girls that were hot there either. and that’s a model site.
Rare Gnats Sex
Wait
Can you see that? I can’t.
In any case, maybe your standards of hot are just ridiculous.
by brettgardner on Jun 21, 2008 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions
likewise
"Typical woman. 'Give me' 'Give me' 'Give me'
I’ll give ya something.
1. A backhand
2. A stuffing
3. $500 if you promise never to post here again"
~ The Immortal, BG
by inactive lsb user on Jun 21, 2008 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Nope.
In any case, I dig her.
It’s all a moot point, though, since my girlfriend is Indian.
by brettgardner on Jun 21, 2008 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions
nope
"Typical woman. 'Give me' 'Give me' 'Give me'
I’ll give ya something.
1. A backhand
2. A stuffing
3. $500 if you promise never to post here again"
~ The Immortal, BG
by inactive lsb user on Jun 21, 2008 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions
i said she was hot
but if think every country in the world has at least one hot girl. showing me one isn’t really proving anything about the typical girl. peruvians have a lot of indigenous blood and those indigenous features aren’t very attractive
Rare Gnats Sex
Well
Every country has ugly people too, and you just showed me a couple pictures of less than amazing-looking girls. Doesn’t prove much more to me.
It’s all opinion, I suppose.
by brettgardner on Jun 21, 2008 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions
agreed
but that website was a dating site for peruvian girls (maybe mail order brides) – you would think they would put up some of the best they have to offer. and, i think they look like typical peruvian girls. there are certain features that are more sought after than others that differ by culture.
Rare Gnats Sex
Brett -- is this a fair representation?
"Typical woman. 'Give me' 'Give me' 'Give me'
I’ll give ya something.
1. A backhand
2. A stuffing
3. $500 if you promise never to post here again"
~ The Immortal, BG
by inactive lsb user on Jun 21, 2008 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Nope.
According to ab03, she’s only about a generation removed from having a bone through her nose and chasing Indiana Jones to his plane.
by brettgardner on Jun 21, 2008 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Yummy...
love me some latinas.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Well Peruvian women in America
seem to be pretty attractive…of course I base that on the 3 I know…and they’re all related…so maybe that’s not the best judge.
I've known only one
A coworker. Few years ago. Went to a staff function type party, my wife (ex) got immediate lockjaw “who is SHE” style. Disclaimer … using her nickname, Yolie, rather than the formal Yolanda, may have been a tactical goof.
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
by Ed Coffin on Jun 21, 2008 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions
i agree with you on this
the curves on them woman….....i don’t see how ANY guy can’t find them attractive
Only Peruvian person
I’ve ever met and talked too was a giant bitch
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
Same experience for me...but I dated her anyway
because she was smoking hot. Never date a bitch just b.c. they’re hot, b.c. the bitch always wins out.
I'd put a bullet in my head
before I date someone I can’t stand.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
I made my mistake once
and it will never happen again
That money grubbing bitch found her sugar daddy anyway so everyone is happy now…
He lives in Texas
It’s a pretty common phenomenon.
Let me have a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it fast I'm in a God damned hurry!
by LSBUser on Jun 21, 2008 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions
I live in Texas...
I have many friends that are all different races. To make such a general statement about most Texans which implies they are ignorant is kinda ridiculous.
There are only 4 races
White
Black
Mexican
Chinese
Let me have a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it fast I'm in a God damned hurry!
by LSBUser on Jun 21, 2008 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions
laugh out loud
Though I might add “European” to that list.
I love it when someone says they have a European friend.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
by thedirkatron on Jun 21, 2008 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions
they count as chinese to texans
"Do they know who I am? Do they know my status? Thats what I thought."
-Miles 6/21/08
"There is no reason for me to move to third base," Young said.
-FOTF 5/20/2008
"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008
Right
Or possibly as a Chinese + Mexican mixed salad.
Let me have a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it fast I'm in a God damned hurry!
by LSBUser on Jun 22, 2008 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions
if you are a redneck moron
then that’s what you do. there’s really no excuse for that.
"You’re the only here who contributes schtick only." - brettgardner
Poor taste...
the hottest girls in the world are hispanic.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
At the risk
Of completely destroying my argument above, I’ve got to gagree.
My top 5 are all Hispanic.
by brettgardner on Jun 21, 2008 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions
The two prettiest girls I've ever known in my life
were half-Japanese half-Caucasian.
Oh. My. God.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
by thedirkatron on Jun 21, 2008 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions
that i will completely agree with
in general, i feel like mixed races will yield good results more often than not – especially half asian/half anything else.
Rare Gnats Sex
+1
"Typical woman. 'Give me' 'Give me' 'Give me'
I’ll give ya something.
1. A backhand
2. A stuffing
3. $500 if you promise never to post here again"
~ The Immortal, BG
by inactive lsb user on Jun 21, 2008 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Yup
Dated a half-japanese/half-american girl once.
Asian face with American boobs. Everyone wins.
"Then you an idiot you dont expect lefties to with as much power against lefties" -blueballlefty to me
"Typical woman. 'Give me' 'Give me' 'Give me'
I’ll give ya something.
1. A backhand
2. A stuffing
3. $500 if you promise never to post here again"
~ The Immortal, BG
by inactive lsb user on Jun 21, 2008 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions
The metroplex is actually pretty ripe with em
One of my buddies just got engaged to a gorgeous Asian/American girl last month
Interesting
How one comment can be taken to mean so many things.
I guess I should clarify a couple things:
1. I don’t think all hispanics are mexicans – but in southern california, a good 90% of all the hispanics you’ll run into are in fact from mexico. I don’t have anything against them (other than the fact that most of them are Angel fans) that’s just the way it is.
2. When I said “ugly mexican chicks” I should have said “fat ugly mexican chicks”. I usually don’t prefer hispanic women, but I didn’t mean to infer that I think all of them are ugly – I dated a couple different nice-looking hispanic chicks my first couple years in high school. But it just seems that in general, a lot of them out here unfortunately can’t lay off the dorritos.
So, to make one thing clear: I’m not a racist. I wast just responding in jest to a post Miles made in jest. Caaalm down, guys.
Ive got your back.
It won’t change your status in my LSB rankings tomorrow… oops, did I just give something away?
I don’t think taco moms are hot either.
"No bear or disco for Juan" - Mr. Santos
"taco moms"
What does that mean?
Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love .
by Brian Thomas on Jun 23, 2008 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Ones that give
Taco Flavored Kisses, like Jennifer Lopez.
Sharky said it, I believe it, that settles it
Shit
Tom Selleck, lay off the date-dropping.
by brettgardner on Jun 21, 2008 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions
I am so glad I read this post
This post is more beastly than Hamilton, Bradley, Davis, MaxRam, and Feliz…PUT TOGETHER
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
Epic post.
"Point is I could have had them if I wanted. But I DO NOT lower my standards. Do they know who I am? Do they know my status? Thats what I thought." -miles
Miles' World
Party time; Excellent!
Anyone care to give a status report on UNT girls? I’m transferring there next year.
I go there now
But as a 37 year old married guy with a daughter I would feel REALLY creepy reporting on the hot 20 year olds that are abundant on that campus…..sorry
Let me have a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it fast I'm in a God damned hurry!
by LSBUser on Jun 21, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Whats your major?
I go there aswell….
Im thinking of doing a LSB o fDenton bar outing for a game at this rate….
Where are you transferring from?
The girls aren’t too shabby there :D
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
Community College
I went the financially-conservative route for my first two years so I don’t have as many worries about student loans. UNT being affordable helps with that as well.
Just finished up there
Plenty of good looking girls…plenty of trashy ones too. I didn’t do the whole Greek thing, but I made a few friends that did because a lot of the hottest girls are in sororities….Sorostitutes if you will. Plenty of fun bars around there too and you are close enough to get to Dallas, or…my personal favorite…Addison.
Addison is where to go for the fresh out of college crowd/cougars….good stuff.
8.5 out of 10.
Enjoy.
My three favorite numbers: 10, 32, 36. =)
by utlonghorn24 on Jun 21, 2008 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions
BCIS
Let me have a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it fast I'm in a God damned hurry!
by LSBUser on Jun 21, 2008 10:04 PM CDT reply actions
Damn reply...
Let me have a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it fast I'm in a God damned hurry!
by LSBUser on Jun 21, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
DSCI
I am actually doing some homework for DSCI3710 right now. Nothing means excitement on a Saturday night more than the Hawkes Learning System modules…..
Let me have a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it fast I'm in a God damned hurry!
by LSBUser on Jun 21, 2008 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Thats by far the easier class....
email me at laxtonto@hotmail.com and ill forward you a formula sheet for 3710… I giveto all my buddies for the tests
Done
Let me have a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it fast I'm in a God damned hurry!
by LSBUser on Jun 21, 2008 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Check your email
if you got questions…i should have answers…
Is it sad to admit as a SR i am taking my first BCIS class in S2?
BCIS
Is it the intro class? It’s a toughie. You will learn what a mouse is, what a keyboard is, and what the internet is.
Let me have a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it fast I'm in a God damned hurry!
by LSBUser on Jun 21, 2008 11:09 PM CDT up reply actions
The sad part is that im pretty suew ive taken thant class at a different college
i need to find out whats the deal
the internet??
you lost me
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
ohio U
i think all the hot girls go to ohio state so sorry miles. i did go there for that halloween and it’s not terribly bad.
but miles, you have to familiarize yourself with the freshman 15 because at a hippie school like that, it hits HARD. those girls are going to balloon before your eyes like nothing you’ve ever seen. nothing you can really do except find someone that is actually into fitness.
Rare Gnats Sex
Incidentally, Miles, don't get discouraged by summer school
Most students taking courses right now are the lower echelon in every possible way. It’s great for the self esteem, but murder for a first impression of your home for the next four years.
Huh?
People taking summer classes are lower echelon? Why’s that?
by brettgardner on Jun 21, 2008 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions
It seems from my own personal xperience
That It’s people who are cramming more classes in a panicked effort to recoup for lost time from their first few years.
Most i meet are doingsummer school because of internships screw them out of
class time in either the fall or spring
Wasn't
My experience at all.
I was trying to get out early, which I did. Almost everybody in my classes were doing the same thing.
by brettgardner on Jun 21, 2008 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions
That's a large generalization
I took summer school b/c I wanted to graduate earlier. I finished near the top of my class. Lower echelon is something you should def rethink.
by Dirk Diggler on Jun 21, 2008 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, it was a generalization
I used the term ‘most’ for a reason. Obviously, there are exceptions; I’d like to think so, I’m taking a summer course myself. But only during these months will a fellow student ask me if I know anything about ‘Desocrates’ Rule of Signs’.
I don't get that
It seems that most of the people in my Summer classes are in them to get out of school quicker. Why is that “lower echelon”?
Let me have a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it fast I'm in a God damned hurry!
by LSBUser on Jun 21, 2008 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Maybe
His point is that smart people are uglier.
by brettgardner on Jun 21, 2008 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Maybe
And on average he might be correct about that.
Let me have a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it fast I'm in a God damned hurry!
by LSBUser on Jun 21, 2008 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions
You see this is why I heart Miles
The guy is a total Sharky in training, only he without all the hatred.
He’s fun crazy.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
where have you been?
need to post more. Seriously.
by Dirk Diggler on Jun 21, 2008 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions
heh
I sense some sarcasm there.
When I think of how much time I spend on this site it makes me sad.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
by thedirkatron on Jun 21, 2008 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Actually, no sarcasm there
I think you are top 5 here. Haven’t seen much the last few days.
I know I’m not miles making the LSB power rankings, but I’d put you up there.
Actually, you need to post more on mavsmoneyball. That might actually save that blog.
by Dirk Diggler on Jun 21, 2008 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Where do you live?
Cause I was actually thinking threesome.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
by thedirkatron on Jun 22, 2008 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions
Shucks
cause your hands look pretty nice all wrapped around that golf club, but not “drive all the way to NY” nice, if you know what I mean.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
by thedirkatron on Jun 22, 2008 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions
Mr. Sulu, set the thread to warp factor creepy.
:)
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Well our names are similar
are you trying to say something else?
Or just being a douche.
Nevermind, I know the answer.
by Dirk Diggler on Jun 22, 2008 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions
Ah, well
in that case thanks for the kind words.
I just figured it was sarcasm since I post here all the time.
But it’s always nice to hear people don’t hate my posts.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
by thedirkatron on Jun 22, 2008 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions
I hate your posts
"Typical woman. 'Give me' 'Give me' 'Give me'
I’ll give ya something.
1. A backhand
2. A stuffing
3. $500 if you promise never to post here again"
~ The Immortal, BG
by inactive lsb user on Jun 22, 2008 2:25 AM CDT up reply actions
+1
Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love .
by Brian Thomas on Jun 23, 2008 3:19 PM CDT up reply actions
hatred
i think he took big steps this year in the hatred.
he’s getting pretty close with that
Rare Gnats Sex
Remember
Pissed off = angry.
There’s a strong correlation, evidently …
"Typical woman. 'Give me' 'Give me' 'Give me'
I’ll give ya something.
1. A backhand
2. A stuffing
3. $500 if you promise never to post here again"
~ The Immortal, BG
by inactive lsb user on Jun 21, 2008 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions
agreed
my brother went to school in boston, and hated it.
I have a friend up there also, and he hates it.
I also had some friends who went to school in NY and New Hampshire. It takes a certain kinda guy to like those up there.
by Dirk Diggler on Jun 21, 2008 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions
I went to school just outside of Boston too
I mean I liked the school and had a great experience, but there are a lot of dogs.
rofl
"Do they know who I am? Do they know my status? Thats what I thought."
-Miles 6/21/08
"There is no reason for me to move to third base," Young said.
-FOTF 5/20/2008
"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008
disagree
I went to school in Rhode Island and I thought the women were pretty. Artsy types but that is what I’m into.
Just think of everything you are
And subtract all that.
by brettgardner on Jun 21, 2008 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions
actually
i used to hang with that crowd for a while (didn’t we have a MICA kid on this board).
anway, not always unflaterring clothes but not really dressing in your typical club fare either
Rare Gnats Sex
you tell'm sparky
"Do they know who I am? Do they know my status? Thats what I thought."
-Miles 6/21/08
"There is no reason for me to move to third base," Young said.
-FOTF 5/20/2008
"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008
If you're talking about art school types
Short hair and unflattering clothes is hardly how I’d describe them. They’re by far the sexiest girls I’ve found on any university campus. They dress well and most of them are a little on the nutty side, which I find to be pretty hot. And they’re hardly ever fat.
by Black Francis on Jun 22, 2008 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions
and they save the whales and are no nukes
and dont serve them a cheeseburger and have a “vegetarian option” if you invite them to a bbq.
oh and talk to them about kandinsky’s color theory. that gets them really hot
"Do they know who I am? Do they know my status? Thats what I thought."
-Miles 6/21/08
"There is no reason for me to move to third base," Young said.
-FOTF 5/20/2008
"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008
BOOOOOOOOOOOO!
"Do they know who I am? Do they know my status? Thats what I thought."
-Miles 6/21/08
"There is no reason for me to move to third base," Young said.
-FOTF 5/20/2008
"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008
Athens, Ohio
Where Highland Parkers go to emotionally die …. hang in there, Miles :P
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
by Ed Coffin on Jun 21, 2008 11:27 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Man
Ed giving chick advice to Miles. LSB is the greatest site ever.
by Dirk Diggler on Jun 21, 2008 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I wonder if
a parkie has ever been to Athens, Ohio.
My guess is no.
"No bear or disco for Juan" - Mr. Santos
+1
"Typical woman. 'Give me' 'Give me' 'Give me'
I’ll give ya something.
1. A backhand
2. A stuffing
3. $500 if you promise never to post here again"
~ The Immortal, BG
by inactive lsb user on Jun 21, 2008 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Awesome Post, Ed
i laughed pretty hard at the old timer telling the young whipper-snapper it will be ok…
"Do they know who I am? Do they know my status? Thats what I thought."
-Miles 6/21/08
"There is no reason for me to move to third base," Young said.
-FOTF 5/20/2008
"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008
popped up
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jun 22, 2008 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
+1
"Do they know who I am? Do they know my status? Thats what I thought."
-Miles 6/21/08
"There is no reason for me to move to third base," Young said.
-FOTF 5/20/2008
"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008
+1000
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jun 22, 2008 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions
give new meaning to the term 'PopUp'?
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Was it that dream
where he punches Ryan Drese in the side of the head, then turns and looks deep into your eyes as he starts very slowly undressing?
Cause let me you tell you: Brother, I have been there.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
by thedirkatron on Jun 22, 2008 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions
ewww
"Do they know who I am? Do they know my status? Thats what I thought."
-Miles 6/21/08
"There is no reason for me to move to third base," Young said.
-FOTF 5/20/2008
"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008
I was
I originally thought that dude was asian.
Not that there’s anything wrong w/ that.
by Dirk Diggler on Jun 21, 2008 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions
What channel?
I got this thing where I can watch TV on my laptop.
"No bear or disco for Juan" - Mr. Santos
Is it called
“the Internet”?
The 40 Trumps All!!!
by thedirkatron on Jun 21, 2008 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions
I didn't know that
I’ve had a broken jaw. That’s not fun. Go non-broken jaw guy!
by Dirk Diggler on Jun 22, 2008 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions
right there with ya
Broke mine when I was 15. Highschool is a great time to have your mouth wired shut for 6wks. Girls love that.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Freshman year at ASU for me
I met my future wife after all that happened.
If I had any advice for Miles it would be:
Wrap it no matter where you put it, because you can’t predict it.
by Dirk Diggler on Jun 22, 2008 12:12 AM CDT up reply actions
You'll get used to it, miles.
It’s an adjustment, but I’m sure you can find something or someone to remind you of HP. You’ll be fine.
And trust me, no hot girls go to summer school. Wait until the fall. If there’s no hot chicks then, start thinking transfer.
"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson
HP Money trumpes alcohol.
Especially for the first 48 hours on campus.
by Dirk Diggler on Jun 22, 2008 12:15 AM CDT up reply actions
damn
you got issues.
"You’re the only here who contributes schtick only." - brettgardner
Found
some pretty hot highschool girls that are doing some tennis camp or some shit like that.
Age of consent is 16 in Ohio?
"No bear or disco for Juan" - Mr. Santos
For a horny young pervert
this site is nigh invaluable.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
by thedirkatron on Jun 23, 2008 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions
SC = 14?
what are they mormon?
"Do they know who I am? Do they know my status? Thats what I thought."
-Miles 6/21/08
"There is no reason for me to move to third base," Young said.
-FOTF 5/20/2008
"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008
google dude
i had a friend whose little bro was 17 and his g/f was 15 just about to turn 16. they threw the book at him in texas and he went to prison for a bit and is now listed as a sex offender.
kinda screwed up. her dad just hated his ass. pretty much changed his life forever and he wasnt even 18 yet.
feel sorry for him
"Do they know who I am? Do they know my status? Thats what I thought."
-Miles 6/21/08
"There is no reason for me to move to third base," Young said.
-FOTF 5/20/2008
"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008
Wow, really?
Not calling you a liar or anything, but that’s hard to believe. Were there any ancillary considerations? Cause if it was really that simple, then that’s the kind of thing that really, really shouldn’t ever happen in this country. Incredibly shitty.
Was the case a big deal?
Cause that sounds interesting enough that I’d like to read some media coverage on it to see how the hell that was allowed to happen.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
by thedirkatron on Jun 23, 2008 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Genarlow Wilson
"Typical woman. 'Give me' 'Give me' 'Give me'
I’ll give ya something.
1. A backhand
2. A stuffing
3. $500 if you promise never to post here again"
~ The Immortal, BG
by inactive lsb user on Jun 23, 2008 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes, I know of that case
but it was a huuuuuge deal and prompted a lot of national outrage, especially due to the archaic “oral sex is illegal but vaginal sex is fine and dandy like sour candy” rule.
I was very surprised to hear of Jayslick’s friend’s case. Figured it would’ve been a huge deal too.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
by thedirkatron on Jun 23, 2008 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Sad to say
But I think that case was covered nationally due to race more than anything else.
This is the Texas Rangers, professional destroyers of hope, we're talking about. - BAC
Perhaps
It’s true that there were some other factors at work in that case.
For instance, I know that the fact the kid was an athlete got it on Sportcenter.
I think the thing that really got that case covered though was the ridiculousness of the “oral sex is illegal but it would’ve been perfectly okay if they had just f&&&&d each other” part of the case. I mean, WHAT THE F? That’s one of the most backwards laws I’ve ever seen in my life and it definitely got me nice and outraged.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
by thedirkatron on Jun 23, 2008 4:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Yea I think he had football scholarship potential also
Gotta love the south!
This is the Texas Rangers, professional destroyers of hope, we're talking about. - BAC
never covered in any way by the media
it was probably almost a decade ago. my understanding was that his girlfriend was under the age of consent and he was old enough to be charged as an adult. the dad just didnt like the boyfriend so he waited found them in a compromising situation and with “no tolerance” the rage back then, the DA threw the book at him and he didnt stand much of a chance.
im hoping the “no tolerance” era is done with, that era ruined a lot of good kids lives. i know another kid who was on student council, 3rd in his weight in wrestling and got a 1400 on his SAT (pre extra 100) and a scholarship offer to duke and he was kicked out of school for having a bottle of wine on a school activity. had to goto some juvi school and graduate separately, lost his credit for all extra school activities and duke pulled the scholarship. all for a bottle of wine.
i dunno, its crazy to think how overzealous some of these people are and how good kids can have such life-altering results from what i consider “company policy”
"Do they know who I am? Do they know my status? Thats what I thought."
-Miles 6/21/08
"There is no reason for me to move to third base," Young said.
-FOTF 5/20/2008
"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008
Miles
What happened to your LSB Power Rankings this week? You failed us all.
This is the Texas Rangers, professional destroyers of hope, we're talking about. - BAC
Sorry,
I wasn’t on LSB that entire week so it would be unfair for me to rank everyone…
Summer school blows!!!!!!!
Sitting 2 hours listening to an India lady explaining Algebra when I can’t even understand her… And then 10 minutes later across the fucking campus to listen to some Asian guy talk about economics for 2 hours.
I saw the HOTTEST GIRL EVER TODAY, holy shit…. I was walking from uptown this afternoon and this girl gets out of a car by the street. Spandex and a short t shirt so I could see everything, nicest ass Ive seen in a while…. I was about to explode…
Some people up here aren’t very friendly… Like whenever I walk by someone I say whatsup. Whenever I say it to a black girls, they look at me like i’m a creep.
"No bear or disco for Juan" - Mr. Santos
hey miles
i guess the black girls dont know your status….
ps: the indian algebra guy will bump every1’s grade about a letter if u just show up all the time b/c he knows that no1 understands a word he’s saying.
"Do they know who I am? Do they know my status? Thats what I thought."
-Miles 6/21/08
"There is no reason for me to move to third base," Young said.
-FOTF 5/20/2008
"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008
Weak Excuse
What ECON class? Summer school is easy…
This is the Texas Rangers, professional destroyers of hope, we're talking about. - BAC
micro I think...
The guy said no one has ever gotten an A in his class.
"No bear or disco for Juan" - Mr. Santos
Every time a professor said that in a class I was in
I walked out and went straight to admin to drop the class. All the professors teach the same thing. No need to screw your GPA for one hardaass.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Smart man
When a teacher says that it’s almost like they are proud of the fact that they are a crappy teacher.
Let me have a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it fast I'm in a God damned hurry!
by LSBUser on Jun 24, 2008 12:36 PM CDT up reply actions
yoyoyo
Anyone know how to do laundry?
Ive never touched one of those machines in my life, ive gotsa clean some cloths.
"No bear or disco for Juan" - Mr. Santos
wash all your shirts in cold
jeans wash separately and you can pull off warm. dont wash shit in hot it will ruin it, women know how to wash clothes using hot water, men dont.
fold that stuff quick or it wrinkles.
otherwise, your all good. shouldnt have any colors bleeding or whatever.
oh and use fabric softener.
"Do they know who I am? Do they know my status? Thats what I thought."
-Miles 6/21/08
"There is no reason for me to move to third base," Young said.
-FOTF 5/20/2008
"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008
also
if your as stinking rich as we think, best bet is to just take it all to a dry cleaners, they charge ya by the pound. it can be high priced when your a guy trying to spend every cent on beer or chicks, but if you can pull it off, its the best bet.
oh and dont ever forget, sometimes you need clean clothes stat and you got 10 bucks. thrift stores give you a whole extra 3 days of clothes cheap.
"Do they know who I am? Do they know my status? Thats what I thought."
-Miles 6/21/08
"There is no reason for me to move to third base," Young said.
-FOTF 5/20/2008
"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008
Yea
Guys guide-
Denim/Boxers – Warm
Whites – Warm
Darks – Cold
Lights – Cold
4 loads and you’re golden.
This is the Texas Rangers, professional destroyers of hope, we're talking about. - BAC
Meh you can
But try to separate the lights and the darks.
This is the Texas Rangers, professional destroyers of hope, we're talking about. - BAC
Socks
are like the only white things I have…
Do I really have to do a separate load of socks?
"No bear or disco for Juan" - Mr. Santos
I'd just put the socks
in with your jeans/boxers.
That’d probably work. If not, buy some new socks with that HP money.
by Dirk Diggler on Jun 24, 2008 1:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Yea
Its a decent idea to wash all of you’re white socks together in a smaller load. Also if you have white undershirts/wife beaters those could be thrown in there to. But you wash your dark socks with jeans/underwear.
If you wash the socks with newer clothes there is a good chance they will turn that color.
This is the Texas Rangers, professional destroyers of hope, we're talking about. - BAC
You should have told him to wash it all on hot
bleach is usually exciting to add too, especially with a red shirt mixed into your whites.
I assumed
your mommy sent you up there with a butler and a maid. Im disappointed now.
Sharky said it, I believe it, that settles it
Hope you're enjoying your sushi Miles!
X
The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT
http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893
Haha....
We are required to take this learning community class to teach us about college and shit or something and I wasn’t looking forward to it.
then I walk into the class, the teachers are 2 SMOKIN recently grads from the school. Only four of us showed up to the class, best class I have ever had.
They gave us their personal numbers and stuff in case “something is wrong” because they are our helpers or something like that.
Then they say “sometimes we have movie nights and you all can come, but its ok if you don’t want to”
Fuck yeah, when and where. I’M SLEEPING OVER!
"No bear or disco for Juan" - Mr. Santos
sick'm sparky
"Do they know who I am? Do they know my status? Thats what I thought."
-Miles 6/21/08
"There is no reason for me to move to third base," Young said.
-FOTF 5/20/2008
"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008
I DID
MY LAUNDRY AND PUT WHITES WITH COLORS AND THEY CAME OUT THE SAME WAY.
WHAT NOW BIOTCHES?
"No bear or disco for Juan" - Mr. Santos
OC needs...
to fire your ass.
Where are the LSB power rankings you said would be done a week ago? Stop doing your damn laundry and hitting on fugly ass girls at some shitty summer school and do your job biatch.
Priorities young one, priorities.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
I played
these two black thugs in a game of 33 (same as 21 but to 33 points.)
They asked me if I wanted to play, and I said sure. I thought I was going to get romped because they were african american.
But anyway, Long story short I was about 85% from 3’s (no joke). I beat them 33-10-9 or something like that. Total domination.
During the game, one of them said to another, (You letting a white guy do this to us?)
I am a FUCKING BEAST.
"No bear or disco for Juan" - Mr. Santos
Yeah
But I’m not sure I’d post about outscoring two 9-10 year olds at the Ohio U-Athens day care outdoor court. I guess a win is win is a win, though.
:-P
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
by Ed Coffin on Jun 28, 2008 12:17 AM CDT up reply actions
hahaha
Miles will take it! It’s just another feather in his feather heavy cap!
Iron Mike Tyson works out at my gym.
He's a pretty good boxer.
I'm a streaky
shooter. I will make 25 straight 3’s and then miss 30 in a row.
Overall, I’m probably a 60 percent 3 point shooter.
The college 3 point line is a fucking joke.
"No bear or disco for Juan" - Mr. Santos
That's
why you got to drive.The J isn’t gonna fall sometimes no matter how good you are… Play me very close and give me no room to move and I’m easy to beat, give me one inch of space and you’re done.
"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?"
Yeah, I know...
I do drive it, and I am very successful.
No one can stop me.
Give me one inch of space, I’ll score. Give me no space, I’ll still fucking score.
Today, I was in the air shooting a mid range, the guy hacks me on my arm. I readjust in the air and swish the shot. UNSTOPPABLE.
"No bear or disco for Juan" - Mr. Santos
Oh Yeah?
I don’t want to brag but…... The other day I was playing some 3 on 3 and a guy cut both my hands off and I still dunked with my teeth.
"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?"
+1
I can’t believe that happened to you, too.
"Typical woman. 'Give me' 'Give me' 'Give me'
I’ll give ya something.
1. A backhand
2. A stuffing
3. $500 if you promise never to post here again"
~ The Immortal, BG
by inactive lsb user on Jun 27, 2008 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions
*E-pats *
for your back …
"Typical woman. 'Give me' 'Give me' 'Give me'
I’ll give ya something.
1. A backhand
2. A stuffing
3. $500 if you promise never to post here again"
~ The Immortal, BG
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