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6/22/08 game day thread 2

With the no hitter really gone now, we can go with the even thread...

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Good job Salty!

Maybe he needed the regular playing time after all

by Inkara1 on Jun 22, 2008 2:09 PM CDT reply actions  

CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARLIE!

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by rangers85 on Jun 22, 2008 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

"Do they know who I am? Do they know my status? Thats what I thought."
-Miles 6/21/08

"There is no reason for me to move to third base," Young said.
-FOTF 5/20/2008

"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008

by Jayslick on Jun 22, 2008 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

i know yall dont care but oh well

Feliz so far

1 h – which was a BUNT
1bb
6k’s
in 3 innings

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXWLfIgc0nA

by mchang4 on Jun 22, 2008 2:11 PM CDT reply actions  

it was a joke...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXWLfIgc0nA

by mchang4 on Jun 22, 2008 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

not a very obvious one

but thanks for the update.

Bring up Chris Davis

by DShep on Jun 22, 2008 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Feliz is a scrub...

we all care about how Ryan Bukvich is doing!

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by rangers85 on Jun 22, 2008 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

funny

and 2 K’s per inning is pretty badass too

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on Jun 22, 2008 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Huh?

Of course we do!!!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 22, 2008 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Seriously

why is he still in Clinton? 6 out of his 9 outs have been on Ks, that’s beastly.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 22, 2008 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

AJM, you never responded...

which of the Sonic shake girls do you find as the cute one?

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by rangers85 on Jun 22, 2008 2:11 PM CDT reply actions  

That's what I was thinking...

but she’s kind of scary looking which is why I wanted to confirm

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by rangers85 on Jun 22, 2008 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

He made it perfectly clear

By saying that the cute one was hitting on the other one. The passenger doesn’t do anything that could be considered ‘hitting on’ the other one.

by brettgardner on Jun 22, 2008 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shhhh!

His wife’s in the room, dude!

:)

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 22, 2008 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Which reminds me, what ever happened to that...

wasn’t Ben going to take a picture in it?

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by rangers85 on Jun 22, 2008 2:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gee

you catch on quick, doncha?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 22, 2008 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Come on stay-puff

don’t act like that…it’s out of your character.

by Agreen07 on Jun 22, 2008 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, about that...

I got too close to a campfire this morning….

;)

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 22, 2008 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, the driver

Ben really likes her, but he likes the short-haired woman who is in there with her husband better…

by Adam J. Morris on Jun 22, 2008 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hell yeah!

That chick is good lookin’.

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jun 22, 2008 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

4'6?

dude how tall are you?

by Agreen07 on Jun 22, 2008 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

5'0, thank you.

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jun 22, 2008 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why?

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jun 22, 2008 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

you have a gf that is 4'6

so i was wondering how tall you were

by Agreen07 on Jun 22, 2008 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

No.

I’m 6’1. My girlfriend is 5’0.

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jun 22, 2008 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

The "Why?" was in response to AJM's question.

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jun 22, 2008 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

afriad to tell this group

but I kinda dig her, too…

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on Jun 22, 2008 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

padilla has pitched good today

The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.

by iorange555 on Jun 22, 2008 2:14 PM CDT reply actions  

"Do they know who I am? Do they know my status? Thats what I thought."
-Miles 6/21/08

"There is no reason for me to move to third base," Young said.
-FOTF 5/20/2008

"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008

by Jayslick on Jun 22, 2008 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

does anal-retentive have a hypen?

Doesn’t work so well as a written joke, but spoken it’s comedy gold…

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on Jun 22, 2008 2:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Luis Ayala...

Why does that sound familiar? Wasn’t he a Ranger?

by AirJordan on Jun 22, 2008 2:15 PM CDT reply actions  

I think

he’s a lifelong Nat

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 22, 2008 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Luis Alicea

Yep. He played short or 2nd i think. Don’t know why I thought that.

by AirJordan on Jun 22, 2008 2:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

2B

And was the subject of a great moment between me and Ben…

by Adam J. Morris on Jun 22, 2008 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

umm

do I dare ask?

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 22, 2008 2:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's been so long since we had one...

we forgot about the 50 greatest ranger series

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by rangers85 on Jun 22, 2008 2:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

all this time

I thought the 50 Greatest Rangers thing was just an urban legend…

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on Jun 22, 2008 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Bro-cest?

Hey, just askin’.

/jk

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 22, 2008 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

There used to be a Bobby Ayala on the Mariners...

are you thhinking of him?

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by rangers85 on Jun 22, 2008 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

time to put up some runs

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Jun 22, 2008 2:15 PM CDT reply actions  

One pitch from the bullpen

and already the Rangers got a hit

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 22, 2008 2:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Welcome in the bullpen

Now let’s get some insurance for Padilla

by Ranger Capt on Jun 22, 2008 2:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Did you see yesterday's game?

8-1 is keeping it close for the Nationals.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 22, 2008 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 22, 2008 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

come on maxram

.333 will do just fine.

Bring up Chris Davis

by DShep on Jun 22, 2008 2:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Dammit!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 22, 2008 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

i think he's afraid to swing

The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.

by iorange555 on Jun 22, 2008 2:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Salty Goes Yard

I’m calling it

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 22, 2008 2:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Nope

he’s not here today.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 22, 2008 2:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

why not pinch hit for ramon?

The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.

by iorange555 on Jun 22, 2008 2:20 PM CDT reply actions  

i see that now

The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.

by iorange555 on Jun 22, 2008 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

vazquez with the pinch hit

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Jun 22, 2008 2:21 PM CDT reply actions  

YAYA

The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.

by iorange555 on Jun 22, 2008 2:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Walk is as good as a hit

Better than a DP.

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jun 22, 2008 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOO

The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.

by iorange555 on Jun 22, 2008 2:23 PM CDT reply actions  

awesome

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Jun 22, 2008 2:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Ramon Empire!

Strikes again!!!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 22, 2008 2:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Ramon being Ramon

just quietly getting the job done

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on Jun 22, 2008 2:23 PM CDT reply actions  

important hit ramon

needed the run, and needed padilla to be able to hit. now after he makes an out (presumably) we will still have a 2 run lead with kinsler getting a soht at more.

Bring up Chris Davis

by DShep on Jun 22, 2008 2:24 PM CDT reply actions  

I was about to post

and say that maybe we should have left Duran in there for the day when he was actually having a good game, but I guess I can live with this.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 22, 2008 2:24 PM CDT reply actions  

I love the Nats bullpen

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by rangers85 on Jun 22, 2008 2:24 PM CDT reply actions  

padilla

looks like a scared child playing in coach pitch

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXWLfIgc0nA

by mchang4 on Jun 22, 2008 2:25 PM CDT reply actions  

padilla

I approve leaving him in,.

and that PH seems like a bad move so far

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on Jun 22, 2008 2:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Padilla

what a beast!

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 22, 2008 2:26 PM CDT reply actions  

From that high camera angle

it looked like the bunt was caught in the air and they doubled up Vasquez at 1st.

Threw me for a loop there for a moment.

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on Jun 22, 2008 2:27 PM CDT reply actions  

works nicely

now just a single to have another 3 rbi day

and he wastes a strike on a bunt. kins is on fire, boggs is on deck v a righty… why try to bunt the bases loaded… just get the 2 in with a hit.

Bring up Chris Davis

by DShep on Jun 22, 2008 2:27 PM CDT reply actions  

i guess salty could have scored

seems dicey, if you miss at all the pitcher can throw him out.

Bring up Chris Davis

by DShep on Jun 22, 2008 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gugree

NL rules, I suppose?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 22, 2008 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

NL sucks

9-10 it kills rallies that could be big.

by jas003 on Jun 22, 2008 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

he was trying to bunt for a base hit

belliard was playing back

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on Jun 22, 2008 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

NL Rules...

NL doesn’t care about win percentages or anything. All they care about is being annoying and watching pitchers flail at pitches.

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by rangers85 on Jun 22, 2008 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

but its pure and traditional

I hate NL baseball

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 22, 2008 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jun 22, 2008 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kinsler

Go back to hitting HRs, you just don’t have any luck hitting anything inside the park

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 22, 2008 2:28 PM CDT reply actions  

ian is 1 for 4

robbed three times

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Jun 22, 2008 2:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Oof.

She’s off key.

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jun 22, 2008 2:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Some people shouldn't sing publically.

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by rangers85 on Jun 22, 2008 2:29 PM CDT reply actions  

*publicly

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by rangers85 on Jun 22, 2008 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

like her

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXWLfIgc0nA

by mchang4 on Jun 22, 2008 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe

She was better in her audition…

by The Best Micah on Jun 22, 2008 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is she

an example of what Miles considers average/ok looking?

by The Best Micah on Jun 22, 2008 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

At least she's cute

That should carry her through life for the next 10 years

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 22, 2008 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

they need a new flag.

a torn flag in washington’s park? poor form!

Bring up Chris Davis

by DShep on Jun 22, 2008 2:30 PM CDT reply actions  

That's what sh........

Oh, wait.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 22, 2008 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's pretty unusual

I mean, I know he’s a dick and everything, but 3 of them???

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 22, 2008 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's pissed

about his lack of ability to show up in Texas

by The Best Micah on Jun 22, 2008 2:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

I remember a couple years

back when he came back after the ASB and hit 3. Things were looking up that day.. It went down hill from there.

by AirJordan on Jun 22, 2008 2:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

v the orioles, last one was vs bruce chen.

thats was fun at the time.

Bring up Chris Davis

by DShep on Jun 22, 2008 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Happy with Feliz

Neftali: 4 IP, 1 H, 1 BB, 7 K

Go Strangers.

by hightowersmith on Jun 22, 2008 2:32 PM CDT reply actions  

As they say,

Promote Now!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 22, 2008 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sickels is doing a Prospect Update

on him tomorrow…should be interesting based on what Neftali is doing

by SaltyDawg on Jun 22, 2008 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

filthy...

Him and Hurley..excite me.

by Agreen07 on Jun 22, 2008 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

padilla still dealing

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Jun 22, 2008 2:33 PM CDT reply actions  

that's why

you let him bat, not to mention he was only at 79 pitches

by jas003 on Jun 22, 2008 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd say

1) Chris Davis
2) Max Ramirez
3) Neftali Feliz
4) Elvis Andrus
5) Eric Hurley

by Agreen07 on Jun 22, 2008 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hurley

really can’t be in the top 5 since he isn’t losing his rotation spot any time soon

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 22, 2008 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

1. Drew Meyer
2. Drew Meyer
3. Drew Meyer
4. Drew Meyer
5. Drew Meyer

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on Jun 22, 2008 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Die

in a fire!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 22, 2008 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Davis
Feliz
MadMax
Hurley
Harrison

by laxtonto on Jun 22, 2008 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

My top 5.

1. Adam Fox
2. Emerson Frostad
3. Nate Gold
4. David Paisano
5. Kea Kometani.

by AirJordan on Jun 22, 2008 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Top 5

I’m going to omit Hurley, who is probably up for good right now…

1) Feliz
2) Davis
3) Smoak
4) Ramirez
5) Beavan

by Adam J. Morris on Jun 22, 2008 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

smoak

kind of high for a new guy

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on Jun 22, 2008 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

kind of high

for a guy who hasn’t signed a contract yet

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 22, 2008 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

No Andrus?

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jun 22, 2008 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Andrus

I’d feel better about him if he were hitting a little more.

by Adam J. Morris on Jun 22, 2008 2:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

No

Really, I think you’ve got the top 3 that you could put in any order, then after that, probably about 10 guys who are interchangeable.

That’s sort of like last year, right after the draft, when Hurley was the clear #1, then there were a bunch of guys clumped close together after that.

by Adam J. Morris on Jun 22, 2008 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Elvis

Been hitting since he came off the DL (excluding yesterday…).

I have doubts about him too though, yeah.

Go Strangers.

by hightowersmith on Jun 22, 2008 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can Smoak

at least sign first? Hell, it could be August, or never…who knows?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 22, 2008 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

hmm...

1a. Chis Davis
1b. Justin Smoak
3. Feliz
4. Andrus

... cant decide #5 yet. Hurley would be in there if he still counts. Maybe MaxRam.

Bring up Chris Davis

by DShep on Jun 22, 2008 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Buzz says Nationals

kinda funny, just like my grandma.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 22, 2008 2:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Question?

why so many rangers fans in D.C.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXWLfIgc0nA

by mchang4 on Jun 22, 2008 2:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Maybe

some remained fans of the franchise even after they went to Texas?

Or it’s just a good time for a summer vacation for fans from the metroplex?

by The Best Micah on Jun 22, 2008 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Easy Answer

DC is mainly people from everywhere else, here for work either business or politics, throw in a republican president from texas and you have an unusually high number of texas in the district right now. Side note, DC has the largest UT alumni group in the nation.

by capcity ranger on Jun 22, 2008 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

does a single into center while pads is dealing

really require a mound conference?

Bring up Chris Davis

by DShep on Jun 22, 2008 2:36 PM CDT reply actions  

i blame connor

completely.

Bring up Chris Davis

by DShep on Jun 22, 2008 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nope

and that is the result

by SaltyDawg on Jun 22, 2008 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haven't needed it today, but just in case

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 22, 2008 2:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Why is the Electrician warming up now?

Four straight games, one night off… seems like more rest would be good

by Inkara1 on Jun 22, 2008 2:37 PM CDT reply actions  

because of that

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008

by Lisa W on Jun 22, 2008 2:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

FUCK!!!!

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 22, 2008 2:37 PM CDT reply actions  

FUCKING SHIT

The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.

by iorange555 on Jun 22, 2008 2:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Crappity crap crap on a crap cracker

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on Jun 22, 2008 2:37 PM CDT reply actions  

crap

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Jun 22, 2008 2:37 PM CDT reply actions  

BTW

Connor can burn in hell

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 22, 2008 2:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck me!

DAMMIT!!!!!!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 22, 2008 2:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Crap.

No 10th win for Padilla today.

by The Best Micah on Jun 22, 2008 2:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Balls.

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jun 22, 2008 2:38 PM CDT reply actions  

not cool dude

this post should be deleted

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on Jun 22, 2008 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

why?

everyone else said the F word

by Agreen07 on Jun 22, 2008 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

if it wasn't for the nl rules

we could of scored a couple of more runs in the last inning, and that wouldn’t of mattered.

by jas003 on Jun 22, 2008 2:41 PM CDT reply actions  

I love Hamilton

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 22, 2008 2:42 PM CDT reply actions  

wow...hammy with a great catch

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Jun 22, 2008 2:42 PM CDT reply actions  

That was scarry hammy

but it works.

Bring up Chris Davis

by DShep on Jun 22, 2008 2:42 PM CDT reply actions  

nice...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXWLfIgc0nA

by mchang4 on Jun 22, 2008 2:42 PM CDT reply actions  

On Hamilton's catch.

For a lot of outfielder’s, that’s a highlight-reel catch.

For Josh Hamilton, it’s called “Sunday”.

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jun 22, 2008 2:46 PM CDT reply actions  

D'oh.

Outfielders. No apostrophe.

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jun 22, 2008 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lets give Padilla win number 10

right here

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 22, 2008 2:46 PM CDT reply actions  

MY

DO NOT SWING

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on Jun 22, 2008 2:46 PM CDT reply actions  

ok

well with a new pitcher you might get a strike

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on Jun 22, 2008 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

He needs to bunt

Then Moons Over My Hammy gets an IW, and Byrd hits a 3 run HR.

by Adam J. Morris on Jun 22, 2008 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow.

Bring up Chris Davis

by DShep on Jun 22, 2008 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Great

now I’m hungry…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 22, 2008 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

AJM heard that's what happens from this guy.

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jun 22, 2008 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

mid 90s fastball righty..

better for hammy than a 80s lefty.. thankfully.

hopefully MY can make it 2 on.

Bring up Chris Davis

by DShep on Jun 22, 2008 2:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Nope

sigh…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 22, 2008 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

hanrahan

bet you he goes high fastball

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on Jun 22, 2008 2:51 PM CDT reply actions  

god damn you hamilton

Figure this out

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on Jun 22, 2008 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Custer & Legacy

Very bad wreck…I’m sure that was the cause of the po-po action.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 22, 2008 2:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't know

Why would they close down my street, which is pretty far from there?

by brettgardner on Jun 22, 2008 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dunno, just guessing.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 22, 2008 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

is it just my tv..

or is hamilton still batting?

Bring up Chris Davis

by DShep on Jun 22, 2008 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's worse

than the finger..

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 22, 2008 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Selfish reasons here but...

If Guardado comes in and gets the W, I’ll be very happy

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 22, 2008 2:53 PM CDT reply actions  

LOL

Hamilton calls a time, its not given, and the pitcher throws a ball

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 22, 2008 2:53 PM CDT reply actions  

yeah

looked like a strike to me….

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.

by WhipSmart on Jun 22, 2008 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, ya think

Hanrahan was cussing himself?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 22, 2008 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

saw the catcher set up outside

immediate bad feelings.

Bring up Chris Davis

by DShep on Jun 22, 2008 2:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Shep

where’s the Birdman???

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 22, 2008 2:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Come on

Just get a single!!!

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 22, 2008 2:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Good job, Boggs!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 22, 2008 2:57 PM CDT reply actions  

MaxRam replaced

bu The Cat…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 22, 2008 2:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Gotta trust

your vets…and there he goes!!!!!!!!!!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 22, 2008 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh yeah

which one was dumb? the one where i said hamilton should top swinging at balls out of the strike zone? and i predicted how they would pitch to him?

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on Jun 22, 2008 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

/disappointing wah wah trumpet.

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jun 22, 2008 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

WOO

The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.

by iorange555 on Jun 22, 2008 2:59 PM CDT reply actions  

cat scratch fever baby

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Jun 22, 2008 2:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Meow!

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jun 22, 2008 2:59 PM CDT reply actions  

CAT WITH A HIT!!!!

What wonderful timing!!!

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 22, 2008 2:59 PM CDT reply actions  

CATMAN!!!!

Yay!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 22, 2008 2:59 PM CDT reply actions  

righty righty its fine and it worked

but annoying anyway.

Bring up Chris Davis

by DShep on Jun 22, 2008 3:00 PM CDT reply actions  

No

handy-handy. That covers it all!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 22, 2008 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ready for my Feliz updates?

2 H
0 R
2 BB
9 ks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXWLfIgc0nA

by mchang4 on Jun 22, 2008 3:00 PM CDT reply actions  

in 5 innings

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXWLfIgc0nA

by mchang4 on Jun 22, 2008 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

That line almost gives me a chubby

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 22, 2008 3:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

If he could substract a walk

it would do it, otherwise he’ll need another 3 Ks

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 22, 2008 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Gives me a chubby"

I don’t get it. What is a chubby?

by AirJordan on Jun 22, 2008 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Half-staff.

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jun 22, 2008 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

wait

is that true?

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on Jun 22, 2008 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is what true?

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jun 22, 2008 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agree to disagree.

I imagine it’s up for debate. I can see it both ways.

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jun 22, 2008 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

maybe not

i don’t think anybody ever told what it meant and i just assumed full staff. but, two people seem to think it’s the other so you guys are probably correct

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on Jun 22, 2008 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

A happy feeling...

IN MY PANTS!!!

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 22, 2008 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Grow up in a

Convent much?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 22, 2008 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

I could tell a Bonds joke

if that makes you feel better

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 22, 2008 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Zingggggggggg!

Yeouch!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 22, 2008 3:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks!

I was breathless…

;)

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 22, 2008 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Cat would be a perfect pickup...

...for an N.L. team.

Start at 1B once a week, in LF in an emergency, and come in and pinch hit every other game…

by Adam J. Morris on Jun 22, 2008 3:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Byrd and Cat to the Cubs then

for everything they’re willing to give up.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 22, 2008 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Byrd & Cat to the Cubs for a bag of arms that have fallen off due to Dusty Baker

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Jun 22, 2008 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

speaking of dusty baker

i’d take homer baily

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on Jun 22, 2008 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

His stuggle coupled with

Volquez, Cueto, and now maybe Thompson could lead them to move Bailey at a decent price

by SaltyDawg on Jun 22, 2008 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

for Salty. And no question I’d do it.

by AirJordan on Jun 22, 2008 3:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't

Homer Bailey is looking more and more like a huge bust than anything special

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 22, 2008 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Salty

truly a BEAST

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 22, 2008 3:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Mmmm.

Salty.

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jun 22, 2008 3:02 PM CDT reply actions  

SaltS!!!!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 22, 2008 3:02 PM CDT reply actions  

woo

The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.

by iorange555 on Jun 22, 2008 3:02 PM CDT reply actions  

awesome job by salty

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Jun 22, 2008 3:02 PM CDT reply actions  

salty's hitting

really not worried about this. just maintain value as a catcher (so far so good).

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on Jun 22, 2008 3:04 PM CDT reply actions  

I figured regular playing time would fix the hitting

Just needed to work on throwing runners out… looks like he’s either improved or at least gotten a few to get the streak monkey off his back and make it so teams don’t run at will against him.

by Inkara1 on Jun 22, 2008 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck, is Eddie hurt now????????????

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 22, 2008 3:08 PM CDT reply actions  

incidentally

i thought that was a strike

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on Jun 22, 2008 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

question....

The catcher for the Nats gives away the high fastball by basically standing up in hish crouch….

You think anyone from the rangers is letting the hitters know by either yelling or a sign? I mean sometimes he is doing it really early, before the pitchers has started to the plate.

would that be considered bush league? Because people look for tells with a pitcher

by clinton33 on Jun 22, 2008 3:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Yes if someone did that

he would get beaned and probably would start a brawl. It’s considered bush league.

by AirJordan on Jun 22, 2008 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yelling

would induce an immediate pitch to the helmet.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 22, 2008 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

we have Padilla

and Bradley. Lets go, lets start a brawl

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 22, 2008 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wright up in the BP

again?

WTF, Wash, give the guy some rest.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 22, 2008 3:12 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm surprised it's not CJ

He’s still the closer “for now,” right?

by Inkara1 on Jun 22, 2008 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

seriously

he may have had yesterday off, but hes still thrown in 4 of 5 days.

Bring up Chris Davis

by DShep on Jun 22, 2008 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

maybe that was just for the 8th

if eddie got into trouble or was more injured than he was letting on

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on Jun 22, 2008 3:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

That makes sense

but still…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 22, 2008 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah

i’d rather they use jack benny

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on Jun 22, 2008 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Runner on though

right?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 22, 2008 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

he's got

a feeling in his gut.

by jas003 on Jun 22, 2008 3:13 PM CDT reply actions  

1 2 3 8th

for Easy Eddie. I luv that dude.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 22, 2008 3:14 PM CDT reply actions  

you gotta bring in wilson, right?

he’s the closer, hasn’t worked a couple of days…

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on Jun 22, 2008 3:14 PM CDT reply actions  

if CJ comes in and blows this

I’m going to defriend him on Facebook.

(I keed, i keed)

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008

by Lisa W on Jun 22, 2008 3:14 PM CDT reply actions  

"Let's Dance"

great choice of return music.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 22, 2008 3:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Feliz

6 IP
3 H
2 BB
10 k
0 R

i think thats going to be it for him

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXWLfIgc0nA

by mchang4 on Jun 22, 2008 3:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow!

Now I’ve really got a chubby/half-staff/semi/woody/stiffy…..and a Jordan!

Thanks for the update!

;)

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 22, 2008 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

You're pretty sick

How does a pitcher’s line make you have get a happy downstairs

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 22, 2008 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

Y’all got problems.

by AirJordan on Jun 22, 2008 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nah

this is just free material for your next gig.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 22, 2008 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

How is that material?

So… i was on a baseball blog the other day. No No. It’s actually, cool. some guys said they had a chubby by looking at a pitching line and I didn’t know what it meant. Turns out it was an erection! Haha…

No.

by AirJordan on Jun 22, 2008 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

How is it that...

you do stand-up and yet you don’t know what a chubby is?

You must do that Bill Cosby clean shit…bleh.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Jun 22, 2008 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Guilty by

association???

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 22, 2008 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh brother, let hope the good CJ shows up today....

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jun 22, 2008 3:19 PM CDT reply actions  

thankfully he did

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jun 22, 2008 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

0% chance CJ blows this save.

by AirJordan on Jun 22, 2008 3:20 PM CDT reply actions  

there you go CJ

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Jun 22, 2008 3:23 PM CDT reply actions  

SaltS is

owning the shit today!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 22, 2008 3:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Whoa

Did C.J. just get the first batter out?
Seriously?

by RachelB on Jun 22, 2008 3:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Be still, my heart!

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jun 22, 2008 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not so fast...

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 22, 2008 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll settle right now

for him to not give up any runs this inning

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 22, 2008 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Double play

to end the game, I’m calling it

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 22, 2008 3:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh yeah

I’m awesome

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 22, 2008 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

good call!

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008

by Lisa W on Jun 22, 2008 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

nice call, by the way

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Jun 22, 2008 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

+ a gajillion.

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jun 22, 2008 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

You Win!

nice

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 22, 2008 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jun 22, 2008 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes

ball game

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Jun 22, 2008 3:26 PM CDT reply actions  

RACK 'EM UP!

BALLGAME!
HELLO WIN COLUMN!

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jun 22, 2008 3:26 PM CDT reply actions  

HELLO WIN COLUMN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 22, 2008 3:26 PM CDT reply actions  

hurrah.

Bring up Chris Davis

by DShep on Jun 22, 2008 3:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Till Tuesday

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 22, 2008 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

yay

and a quick win too

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on Jun 22, 2008 3:27 PM CDT reply actions  

this series does once again prove

that the rangers cant sweep anyone though.

Bring up Chris Davis

by DShep on Jun 22, 2008 3:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Game took less than 3 hours

CJ needed just 13 pitches
Padilla gets W #10
The Rangers head to Houston above .500

That’s a pretty good set of numbers.

by The Best Micah on Jun 22, 2008 3:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Very true

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 22, 2008 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Whatevah!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 22, 2008 3:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

.506!

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jun 22, 2008 3:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Aaaaand, there's AJM's commercial again.

What a way to end it.

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jun 22, 2008 3:29 PM CDT reply actions  

No, no, no...

My commercial is the Flo tricked out nametag commercial…

by Adam J. Morris on Jun 22, 2008 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

close enough!

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008

by Lisa W on Jun 22, 2008 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

12-3 with 2 splits

in the last 17 series. Not bad!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 22, 2008 3:32 PM CDT reply actions  

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