The (real) return of Sir Sidney
Peter Abraham says Sidney Ponson will get called up by the Yankees to start against the Mets on Friday.
It will be interesting to see how this chapter in the Ponson adventure plays out...
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Let's celebrate
Drinks are on Sidney!
...and curse Sir Sidney Ponson, he was such a stupid git.
by t ball on Jun 23, 2008 9:59 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
sweet

"Do they know who I am? Do they know my status? Thats what I thought."
-Miles 6/21/08
"There is no reason for me to move to third base," Young said.
-FOTF 5/20/2008
"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008
by Jayslick on Jun 23, 2008 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hilarious
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
by slc ranger on Jun 23, 2008 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
there's nothing to celebrate with..
All the drinks are IN Sidney..that’s the problem!
That's not my pic... thats MY BOY..
by LAMuscleFag on Jun 24, 2008 8:34 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope ...
... he gets knocked around. A lot.
by Melmart1 on Jun 23, 2008 10:03 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I hope he gives up a lot of runs too
Rare Gnats Sex
by ab03 on Jun 23, 2008 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey AJM
you going to any of the games?
Stats don't lie
by Longhorn on Jun 23, 2008 10:37 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hopefully he continues
his sub 4 ERA.
Sharky said it, I believe it, that settles it
by DJCahill on Jun 23, 2008 10:46 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Why not?
He did a good job pitching for the Rangers. I have no idea why I’d wish him ill.
Sharky said it, I believe it, that settles it
by DJCahill on Jun 23, 2008 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How would you characterize
4-1, 3.88 ERA?
I know LSB is much more excited about guys who can go .230/.325/.344 as terrible fielding DH types, but I like watching folks who can actually perform.
Sharky said it, I believe it, that settles it
by DJCahill on Jun 23, 2008 12:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, Cahill, you're so dark and edgy
You need one of those HBO specials so you can really tell it like it is!!!
The 40 Trumps All!!!
by thedirkatron on Jun 23, 2008 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you really
saying you thought he was going to keep that ERA all season with a WHIP of 1.47? C’mon. If everyone else here thought he was awesome you’d be posting nonstop that he wasn’t based on that and his other underwhelming periferals.
It’s not necessary to always have the opposite opinion of the majority. We’ll still respect your curmudgeonly image.
...and curse Sir Sidney Ponson, he was such a stupid git.
by t ball on Jun 23, 2008 1:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Now then...
That’s a plotline I can follow.
How long Sidney keeps that ERA…I theeeeeenk I’ll take the over. What do you think, Cahill?
Go Strangers.
by hightowersmith on Jun 23, 2008 1:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i have a problem with the line:
“I have no idea why I’d wish him ill.”
but hashing out that discussion is futile so. . . whatever.
Rare Gnats Sex
by ab03 on Jun 23, 2008 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I dunno how it'll play out
but I’m betting that if it goes well in NYY it will somehow end up being due to Derek Jeter’s leaderness.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
by thedirkatron on Jun 23, 2008 10:53 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He'll become a new man
under the watchful gaze of Derek Jeter’s calm eyes.
by NorCalRangersFan on Jun 23, 2008 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is he pitching the day game or night game?
It’s a double header on Friday.
One Man, Five Lunches
by trekds9 on Jun 23, 2008 12:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I hope Hank
invests in some longer buffet tables.
by Agreen07 on Jun 23, 2008 12:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
and bigger liquor stashes
"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008
by Captain Fubar on Jun 23, 2008 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey Adam
please tell me that you think Ponson is funnier than Laird?
Unintentional comedy wise, Ponson is a walking gem when it comes to bits.
"Typical woman. 'Give me' 'Give me' 'Give me'
I’ll give ya something.
1. A backhand
2. A stuffing
3. $500 if you promise never to post here again"
~ The Immortal, BG
by Chase Irwin on Jun 23, 2008 12:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
who couldn't see this coming??
I knew the Yankees would end up getting Ponson this year, but I thought we would trade him, not give him to them.
My wife’s a Yankees fan, but she doesn’t like Ponson.
"GO RANGERS!!!" - bspate
by bspate on Jun 23, 2008 1:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
27 comments and no one states the obvious pink elephant
TEX goes to NY – soon
giese or ponson gets the third game of the series
by sam in so cal on Jun 23, 2008 1:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
whoop de do
I’m sure the media will mention that but I don’t really care except about that detail.
...and curse Sir Sidney Ponson, he was such a stupid git.
by t ball on Jun 23, 2008 2:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sidney Ponson
Now replacing Roger Clemens as the #1 douche in the Yankees rotation.
by lonestarJon on Jun 23, 2008 5:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I hope...
he pitches a CG shutout and then meets some of the players at a bar after the game to celebrate.
Later that night he’s doing shots with some hotties when ARod comes over and tells him to “cool down a little”. Of course Ponson takes exception and punches ARod right in the face. Down goes ARod. A brawl breaks out and Ponson cleans house. He wakes up in a pile of his own vomit not remembering a thing.
The best part though is the Yanks don’t release him because he pitched a CG shutout. Who cares if he punched ARod, the guy can pitch. Listening to Cashman and the Steinbrenner’s handle that in the media would be the defenition of greatness.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
by slc ranger on Jun 23, 2008 7:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I am more concerned that he might mistake Arod for a hooker
by Telegraph on Jun 23, 2008 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Do they know who I am? Do they know my status? Thats what I thought."
-Miles 6/21/08
"There is no reason for me to move to third base," Young said.
-FOTF 5/20/2008
"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008
by Jayslick on Jun 24, 2008 12:29 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

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