The model of consistency
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 29, 2008 8:26 PM CDT
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PrintThe Rangers won 3 in a row to get to 25-25 in late May. Since then, this is what they've done:
LWLWLWWLLWLWLLWWWLLWLWLWLWWLWLWLW
Weird.
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M7
The star cluster, the highway(s), the locomotive, or the weapons?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
Well of course it does
The 40 Trumps All!!!
by thedirkatron on Jun 29, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Model of Suck
"Do they know who I am? Do they know my status? Thats what I thought."
-Miles 6/21/08
.501 or bust!
We are. We are about to go on a 6 game win streak
I BELIEVE!!!
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
That's the sexiest thing I've ever seen
The 40 Trumps All!!!
by thedirkatron on Jun 29, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
according to that face... i kill hookers and dump their bodies in ditches...
...right, right…
by oc on Jun 29, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Kind of looks like ole Grego to me.
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
Kinda
especially when he was on a “jag.”
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
Man...
that’s a sexy bitch.
"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."
the eyes... they follow me!
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
prediction
Hurley, Ramirez and Davis will be the defibillator that gets this team going.
Brandon Boggs 2008 Texas Rangers ROY
You know who else is a model of consistency?
Chris Davis.
Every time he starts, he hits a dong.
If he can keep that up he’s gonna be pretty good.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
The first Ranger ever..
...to have homers in his first two starts…
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 29, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Right, you're talking about
homeruns.
I have no idea what the poster above you means by “hits a dong”...(shudder)
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
"That's my purse!"
“I don’t know you!”
—Bobby Hill
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 29, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
how old are you dirk?
That’s from one of the best characters on arguably the greatest tv show of the 1980s. Hill Street Blues.
Go to Netflix right now and add it to your queue.
I thought he
played 2nd for the Cubbies?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
"What about... the other one?" -Peggy
“We can’t find it. But there’s no cause for alarm. It’ll probably turn up once the swelling goes down”
—Medic
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
yeah
and he’s now mine in our keeper league
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Damn you, Rentz!
I had a claim in on him, too. Though I must admit I didn’t think my 5th waiver priority would get the job done.
Oh, well.
As much as I would’ve loved his production this year, he wouldn’t have been a “keeper” for me anyways.
And how dare YOU pick him up, by the way? You picking him up mean he immediately becomes a threat to go on the 15-day DL. Get your team’s karma off my Rangers, Rentz!!!
The 40 Trumps All!!!
by thedirkatron on Jun 30, 2008 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions
One small victory!
Yeah, he’s not a keeper to you because you some how managed to get a team full of all-stars!
And yeah, everyone on my teams on the friggin dl! hence the change of my team name to “DL15”
so you’re worried about davis and my dl karma but not salty?
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
what happens if they win the next game and we get to two over...
then they lose the next 5. after all this wait
my guess...
we’ll still be fifth from the bottom.
by sam in so cal on Jun 29, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Adam's Doing Acid
I’m pretty sure.
"I'm extremely complex. I'm not easy to understand." - a) Charles Manson, b) Madonna, c) Milton Bradley.
Brett Gardner -- Called up.
"Point is I could have had them if I wanted. But I DO NOT lower my standards. Do they know who I am? Do they know my status? Thats what I thought." -miles
oh
really
Kinsler is the best player on the rangers, BENOIT SUCKS, bring up Harrison
I'm from Longview too...
... “Pirates fight, fight, fight, give em all of your might…. Pirates fight for the old blue and gold… the Pirates are the best by far… daring courageous and bold…. Pirates go go go til they conquer their foe, Pirates fight and they never die…. so now we fight for victory for our good ol Pine Tree High”
Damn, I haven’t thought about that song in years.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jun 30, 2008 10:00 AM CDT up reply actions
ppl from east texas are crazy as hell
serious hell-raisers.
"Do they know who I am? Do they know my status? Thats what I thought."
-Miles 6/21/08
.501 or bust!
What a silly blog this is
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. If they get mad, you're a mile away AND you have their shoes.
2,4,5,8 and 9 are all epic for one reason or another
The 40 Trumps All!!!
by thedirkatron on Jun 30, 2008 2:20 AM CDT up reply actions
Nice pic shroom...
the one with BGL in the air is great.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
That probably blows their
LA budget. I still expect JD to make some quality signings.
Brandon Boggs 2008 Texas Rangers ROY
Davis in the Daily Oklahoman:
•Harvest time: The Rangers have seen high levels of production with their farm clubs this season.Outfielder Brandon Boggs, pitcher Eric Hurley, catcher Max Ramirez and first baseman Chris Davis have all made an impact on the big-league level.
.
Davis isn’t surprised so many home grown players make it.
.
“They’ve done a really good job of stacking the minor leagues," Davis said. “It’s kind of scary what they’ve got going on, and there are still a ton of guys who are still down there. It has to be exciting to be a Rangers fan right now."
i'm in NY today to watch the game here
and I am 6-1 when watching Rangers games in person since moving to Tampa in 2007, and my last win was with Josh Hamilton and his eyes closed grand slam against the Rays. So, I am confident that my ability to bring good things to this team when on the road will continue against this Joba machine tonight.
I will be behind the dugout 4 rows back – and I will not let us down.
The winning streak starts TODAY.
Ya....That's Real Mature.
I figured they'd be around a .500 team
I just didn’t think they’d have this commitment to mediocrity.
"And I stopped beating my wife just a couple of weeks ago." -John McCain
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