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Dino Radja >>> Soft Nowitzki

by Longhorn on Jun 30, 2008 7:13 PM CDT   0 recs

Gary... Pettis...?

We naming old Rangers from the 80’s here?

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 30, 2008 7:14 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I think he was answering the YES trivia

The only two rangers to win a batting title.

The answer is Michael Young and Julio Franco.

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jun 30, 2008 7:15 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Your correct

Congrats on your tix, btw.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 30, 2008 7:16 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Thanks!!

I’m pretty excited. I’m bummed I’ll only get to see two Rangers games this year. Last year, I made it to eight. Stupid work and gas prices.

I should wear a shirt or something that indicates I’m a Rangers fan and a birthday girl…but I think I’m too old for that.

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jun 30, 2008 7:17 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Just make a

big LSB sign…you’ll get on TV.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 30, 2008 7:19 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Of course....Josh and Tom know me from another nickname

One I’d get picked on for posting here. :)

They talked about me on air quite a bit in 2005/2006. Ha ha.

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jun 30, 2008 7:22 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

You make cookies?

hmmmmm

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 30, 2008 7:23 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Damn ...

... now I want cookies. I just baked four loaves of banana bread and now I don’t want any. I want cookies. Thanks a lot!

by Melmart1 on Jun 30, 2008 7:26 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Ha ha

If it’s any consolation, banana bread sounds great to me!!

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jun 30, 2008 7:28 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Aww ...

... I wanna know what the name is.

by Melmart1 on Jun 30, 2008 7:25 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Ha ha

Well….I suppose since you are interested, I’ll share. I fully expect to get flamed.

The name I went by (thanks to a shirt I made for games) was “I Need a Nix Fix.” My friend was “Dellucci’s Darlin’”. We had a lot of fun that summer.

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jun 30, 2008 7:27 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Ya' gotta roll

with the times. At least you have much better players to pull for now!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 30, 2008 7:29 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

That was my first season as a Rangers fan

And it was a blast!!! Amy and I went to 30+ games together that year. Made some great friends, and we had great plans for 2006 as well, but …that just didn’t work out.

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jun 30, 2008 7:30 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Those are cute ...

... I wouldnt’ do anything like that cus its not my style, but very cute. I like it when true fans just go all out and do stuff like that, even at the risk of embarassment.

by Melmart1 on Jun 30, 2008 7:30 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

David and Laynce loved it.

David gave Amy three baseballs that season. Laynce gave me his e-mail address. Ha ha.

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jun 30, 2008 7:31 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I work ...

... as a copy editor for a minor league sports newswire, to this day I always read the press releases that mention Laynce when he is at Nashville.

So do tell … didya email him? is this the one you had an adultish dream about?

by Melmart1 on Jun 30, 2008 7:32 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Stop it!

;)

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 30, 2008 7:33 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I don't think he's used to women talking like that

Usually it’s the guys here talking about who they’d hit or whatever

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jun 30, 2008 7:35 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Ahhh ...

... that makes sense. Seems like we have provoked a wealth of different reactions. Rodney getting hot and bothered and if I read correctly, another guy puked. I think that’s a job well done.

by Melmart1 on Jun 30, 2008 7:40 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Now let's talk about ...

... uh … let’s see we have covered adult dreams, baseball crushes and baking … what else can we talk about? Shoes? Handbags?

by Melmart1 on Jun 30, 2008 7:42 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Did you catch the

wink? Just goofing around…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 30, 2008 7:44 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

hahaa ...

.. yeah I know. We know you secretely love this conversation. :)

by Melmart1 on Jun 30, 2008 7:46 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Hey, earlier

someone was talking about smooth CDs. I don’t think that’s what they meant to say…lol

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 30, 2008 7:49 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

OK ...

... at the risk of seeming stupid, what exactly is a smooth CD?

by Melmart1 on Jun 30, 2008 7:56 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Cross dresser

who shaves.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 30, 2008 8:00 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I don't want to know ...

... how you knew that.

by Melmart1 on Jun 30, 2008 8:03 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Get out much?

I thought some of this singles/hookup/CL lingo was pretty widely known.

It just struck me as funny…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 30, 2008 8:05 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I get out plenty ..

... but when I do, I don’t generally talk about crossdressers. I guess I am just not very big on the lingo, though.

by Melmart1 on Jun 30, 2008 8:07 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

We could start talking about

which players have the best butts. Ha ha.

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jun 30, 2008 7:46 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I always thought

Tex did. I made sure my tix were on the 1st base line when I went because everytime someone is on base, he bends over to wait for a throwout attempt. YUM.

by Melmart1 on Jun 30, 2008 7:47 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I don't talk about who I'd hit

That’s too violent of a term for me, I prefer a gentle “tap”

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg1 on Jun 30, 2008 7:41 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Hit, tap, etc.

I think we ladies have endured enough “hot chicks” talk that we’re allowed a little detour of our own :)

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jun 30, 2008 7:42 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I don't mind

you can always join in on the conversation of hot chicks. j/k, I really don’t care what you talk about.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg1 on Jun 30, 2008 7:43 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

If we did that, then ...

... the men would start thinking of two women together, and that never ends well …

by Melmart1 on Jun 30, 2008 7:44 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

No shit!

I mean, and entire thread that some idiots rec’d about Miles’ choice in chicks, we get to talk about anything we want. Plus, Miles’ sex life has spread to other threads … hopefully that is the only thing he is spreading, if he is smart and bags it.

by Melmart1 on Jun 30, 2008 7:44 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Its miles

seriously, everyone of his posts are pure gold

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg1 on Jun 30, 2008 7:44 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Gdawg ...

... is a real renaissance man. haha.

by Melmart1 on Jun 30, 2008 7:42 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

No, Laynce was not the one in my adultish dream. Ha ha.

I still get google alerts for Laynce. And we chat whenever he’s in DSM with the Sounds.

We did e-mail back and forth for awhile, but that died off after he got traded. :-/

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jun 30, 2008 7:34 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Ah, thanks

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 30, 2008 7:16 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Gino Petralli

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 30, 2008 7:16 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Are the Matzo balls because Feldman is Jewish?

I’m confused what else they would be for…

by Agreen07 on Jun 30, 2008 7:14 PM CDT   0 recs

We don't have many tribe members in the league -

Have to give them their props when they represent.

With Ian getting a nice double and run, they’re representing the tribe well in NYC.

by ericeric on Jun 30, 2008 7:15 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Woah

that was quick

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 30, 2008 7:14 PM CDT   0 recs

1st thread, I mean

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 30, 2008 7:15 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

481 comments

in 3 innings.

Chris Davis is a beast.

by coolaid on Jun 30, 2008 7:14 PM CDT   0 recs

Yankees + shitty umpire = lots of comments

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
www.ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jun 30, 2008 7:15 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

*puts away demotion ladder--for now*

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jun 30, 2008 7:14 PM CDT   0 recs

Hey Brett Gardner...

My name is Chris Fittz and I found out there was a band in Boston called the Chris Fitz Band.

Talk about bullshit. That completely limits my ability to have a band named after me.

I’m sure Chris Martin feels our pain as well.

by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 30, 2008 7:14 PM CDT   0 recs

are people saying fuck the poster or ball player?

which one are they calling an asshole?

by slash on Jun 30, 2008 7:17 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Chris Davis physically frightens me.

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jun 30, 2008 7:17 PM CDT   0 recs

Ken Singleton

said that Chris Davis stands at the plate “a lot like Hank Blalock”

by Agreen07 on Jun 30, 2008 7:17 PM CDT   0 recs

that's going to be my new word for the week

classic

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
www.ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jun 30, 2008 7:18 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Then he put

the flask back in his pocket…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 30, 2008 7:19 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Then he said

well I didn’t want him to be hitterish there.

by Agreen07 on Jun 30, 2008 7:19 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

He doesn't

His stance is in no way similar to Blalocks.

by lonestarJon on Jun 30, 2008 7:19 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

BEASTICON!!!

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg1 on Jun 30, 2008 7:17 PM CDT   0 recs

B.E.A.S.T.I.C.O.N.

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jun 30, 2008 7:18 PM CDT   0 recs

CD!

beasticon

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
www.ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jun 30, 2008 7:18 PM CDT   0 recs

thats what im talking about

CD for the all star game!