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Julio Franco

Dino Radja >>> Soft Nowitzki

by Longhorn on Jun 30, 2008 7:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Gary... Pettis...?

We naming old Rangers from the 80’s here?

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 30, 2008 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think he was answering the YES trivia

The only two rangers to win a batting title.

The answer is Michael Young and Julio Franco.

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jun 30, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Your correct

Congrats on your tix, btw.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 30, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thanks!!

I’m pretty excited. I’m bummed I’ll only get to see two Rangers games this year. Last year, I made it to eight. Stupid work and gas prices.

I should wear a shirt or something that indicates I’m a Rangers fan and a birthday girl…but I think I’m too old for that.

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jun 30, 2008 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just make a

big LSB sign…you’ll get on TV.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 30, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Of course....Josh and Tom know me from another nickname

One I’d get picked on for posting here. :)

They talked about me on air quite a bit in 2005/2006. Ha ha.

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jun 30, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You make cookies?

hmmmmm

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 30, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damn ...

... now I want cookies. I just baked four loaves of banana bread and now I don’t want any. I want cookies. Thanks a lot!

by Melmart1 on Jun 30, 2008 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha ha

If it’s any consolation, banana bread sounds great to me!!

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jun 30, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Aww ...

... I wanna know what the name is.

by Melmart1 on Jun 30, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha ha

Well….I suppose since you are interested, I’ll share. I fully expect to get flamed.

The name I went by (thanks to a shirt I made for games) was “I Need a Nix Fix.” My friend was “Dellucci’s Darlin’”. We had a lot of fun that summer.

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jun 30, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ya' gotta roll

with the times. At least you have much better players to pull for now!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 30, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was my first season as a Rangers fan

And it was a blast!!! Amy and I went to 30+ games together that year. Made some great friends, and we had great plans for 2006 as well, but …that just didn’t work out.

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jun 30, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Those are cute ...

... I wouldnt’ do anything like that cus its not my style, but very cute. I like it when true fans just go all out and do stuff like that, even at the risk of embarassment.

by Melmart1 on Jun 30, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

David and Laynce loved it.

David gave Amy three baseballs that season. Laynce gave me his e-mail address. Ha ha.

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jun 30, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I work ...

... as a copy editor for a minor league sports newswire, to this day I always read the press releases that mention Laynce when he is at Nashville.

So do tell … didya email him? is this the one you had an adultish dream about?

by Melmart1 on Jun 30, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Stop it!

;)

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 30, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't think he's used to women talking like that

Usually it’s the guys here talking about who they’d hit or whatever

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jun 30, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ahhh ...

... that makes sense. Seems like we have provoked a wealth of different reactions. Rodney getting hot and bothered and if I read correctly, another guy puked. I think that’s a job well done.

by Melmart1 on Jun 30, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now let's talk about ...

... uh … let’s see we have covered adult dreams, baseball crushes and baking … what else can we talk about? Shoes? Handbags?

by Melmart1 on Jun 30, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did you catch the

wink? Just goofing around…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 30, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hahaa ...

.. yeah I know. We know you secretely love this conversation. :)

by Melmart1 on Jun 30, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey, earlier

someone was talking about smooth CDs. I don’t think that’s what they meant to say…lol

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 30, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

OK ...

... at the risk of seeming stupid, what exactly is a smooth CD?

by Melmart1 on Jun 30, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cross dresser

who shaves.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 30, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Get out much?

I thought some of this singles/hookup/CL lingo was pretty widely known.

It just struck me as funny…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 30, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I get out plenty ..

... but when I do, I don’t generally talk about crossdressers. I guess I am just not very big on the lingo, though.

by Melmart1 on Jun 30, 2008 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

We could start talking about

which players have the best butts. Ha ha.

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jun 30, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I always thought

Tex did. I made sure my tix were on the 1st base line when I went because everytime someone is on base, he bends over to wait for a throwout attempt. YUM.

by Melmart1 on Jun 30, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't talk about who I'd hit

That’s too violent of a term for me, I prefer a gentle “tap”

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 30, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hit, tap, etc.

I think we ladies have endured enough “hot chicks” talk that we’re allowed a little detour of our own :)

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jun 30, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I don't mind

you can always join in on the conversation of hot chicks. j/k, I really don’t care what you talk about.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 30, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If we did that, then ...

... the men would start thinking of two women together, and that never ends well …

by Melmart1 on Jun 30, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No shit!

I mean, and entire thread that some idiots rec’d about Miles’ choice in chicks, we get to talk about anything we want. Plus, Miles’ sex life has spread to other threads … hopefully that is the only thing he is spreading, if he is smart and bags it.

by Melmart1 on Jun 30, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Its miles

seriously, everyone of his posts are pure gold

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 30, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gdawg ...

... is a real renaissance man. haha.

by Melmart1 on Jun 30, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No, Laynce was not the one in my adultish dream. Ha ha.

I still get google alerts for Laynce. And we chat whenever he’s in DSM with the Sounds.

We did e-mail back and forth for awhile, but that died off after he got traded. :-/

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jun 30, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah, thanks

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 30, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gino Petralli

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 30, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Are the Matzo balls because Feldman is Jewish?

I’m confused what else they would be for…

by Agreen07 on Jun 30, 2008 7:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

We don't have many tribe members in the league -

Have to give them their props when they represent.

With Ian getting a nice double and run, they’re representing the tribe well in NYC.

by ericeric on Jun 30, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Woah

that was quick

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 30, 2008 7:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

1st thread, I mean

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 30, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

481 comments

in 3 innings.

Chris Davis is a beast.

by coolaid on Jun 30, 2008 7:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yankees + shitty umpire = lots of comments

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
www.ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jun 30, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

*puts away demotion ladder--for now*

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jun 30, 2008 7:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey Brett Gardner...

My name is Chris Fittz and I found out there was a band in Boston called the Chris Fitz Band.

Talk about bullshit. That completely limits my ability to have a band named after me.

I’m sure Chris Martin feels our pain as well.

by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 30, 2008 7:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Chris Davis physically frightens me.

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jun 30, 2008 7:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ken Singleton

said that Chris Davis stands at the plate “a lot like Hank Blalock”

by Agreen07 on Jun 30, 2008 7:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that's going to be my new word for the week

classic

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
www.ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jun 30, 2008 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Then he put

the flask back in his pocket…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 30, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Then he said

well I didn’t want him to be hitterish there.

by Agreen07 on Jun 30, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He doesn't

His stance is in no way similar to Blalocks.

by lonestarJon on Jun 30, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

BEASTICON!!!

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 30, 2008 7:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

CD!

beasticon

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
www.ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jun 30, 2008 7:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

B.E.A.S.T.I.C.O.N.

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jun 30, 2008 7:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

thats what im talking about

CD for the all star game!

2 games over 500 please.

by DSheppard on Jun 30, 2008 7:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

nice.

Dino Radja >>> Soft Nowitzki

by Longhorn on Jun 30, 2008 7:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck Brett Gardner!

You didn’t catch that, biotch!!!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 30, 2008 7:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

To reiterate, Chris Davis physically frightens me.

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jun 30, 2008 7:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

haha ..

... same here

by Melmart1 on Jun 30, 2008 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You, sir, need to trade me your keyboard for my vomit-covered one.

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jun 30, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, who wants a stupid

bird in a blue sweater?

Man, that’s like worse than Vern….

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 30, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've only had an adult-ish dream about one Rangers player

It wasn’t Chris Davis. But maybe he’ll appear now…. :)

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jun 30, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Davis

I saw him in the batting cages in frisco before a game this season, dudes huge. And has a freaking giant head

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Jun 30, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Woot!

No Davis trades.

by Athos on Jun 30, 2008 7:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

+1

just thinking the same thing.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 30, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that would be

the ranger way though
unfortunately

by FreeMoney4Sale on Jun 30, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+ Chris Davis.

and thats alot if you are wondering.

Chris Davis is a beast.

by coolaid on Jun 30, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

salty WILL get on here

i demand it.

2 games over 500 please.

by DSheppard on Jun 30, 2008 7:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i hope

god damnit BULL SHIT CALL

by slash on Jun 30, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wait, i forgot to account for the strike zone

2-1 instead of 3-0 matters.

2 games over 500 please.

by DSheppard on Jun 30, 2008 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Apparently

the entire crowd in TB tonight is wearing Red (for the Sox)

by Agreen07 on Jun 30, 2008 7:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Salty knew that was going to be called a strike

Its absolute crap that the ump calls that a strike

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 30, 2008 7:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Salty

looks foolish.

by Agreen07 on Jun 30, 2008 7:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Umm... he's calling just about anything Mussina throws a strike?

Just about every Rangers batter has had at least one pure bullshit strike called on him.

by lonestarJon on Jun 30, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

because strike 1 was ball 3?

and strike 3 was a ball that is being called a strike and you have to swing at it?

2 games over 500 please.

by DSheppard on Jun 30, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This thing SUCKS!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 30, 2008 7:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Is it just me or...

is the ump calling all the inside corner two-seamers strikes for Mussina and Feldman had the exact pitch called a ball last inning? I’m not complaining, the strike zone is gigantic today, but it just seems like Moose is getting that call and Feldman isn’t.

by benjihana on Jun 30, 2008 7:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Eh...

I’m not sensing it being a biased thing, just an observation. Feldman is getting a lot of calls on questionable outside pitches, especially to lefties.

by benjihana on Jun 30, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

feldman has gotten a few calls

but mussina has gotten them consistently. id guess 1/3 of mussina’s strikes have been out of the zone.

by kumizi on Jun 30, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Come on Texas...

you have to advance CD

by Agreen07 on Jun 30, 2008 7:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

at least

he’s up to 75 pitches through 4

by FreeMoney4Sale on Jun 30, 2008 7:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Go Rays.

I hate the Red Sox (and Coco Crisp) with a passion.

Chris Davis is a beast.

by coolaid on Jun 30, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

Although Jon Papelbon is kind of a beast. He’s the only player on that team I like.

by lonestarJon on Jun 30, 2008 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Does everyone realize

that a win tonight would move the Rangers to 2 games over .500, the first time in Ron Washington’s tenure.

by Agreen07 on Jun 30, 2008 7:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

uh, yes

2 games over 500 please.

by DSheppard on Jun 30, 2008 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey you guys remember

That game where we got up on the yankees 9 to 0 and ran the starter from the game in the 2nd or 3rd inning?

And then we lost? That sucked.

by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 30, 2008 7:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah I do remember that

game and Otsuka blew the save. Ugh.

Chris Davis is a beast.

by coolaid on Jun 30, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, I remember

I was there. I wanted to puke.

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jun 30, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just got home...

I was listening to broadcast on the radio on the way home from work. Has the strike zone really been that bad?

by booyahcaveman on Jun 30, 2008 7:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

It's been laughable

Go to the 1st thread and see the pitcture of MB striking out on an outside pitch.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 30, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

*picture

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 30, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

a-rod is kind of good

whatever.

2 games over 500 please.

by DSheppard on Jun 30, 2008 7:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

damn

there goes the no no

Dino Radja >>> Soft Nowitzki

by Longhorn on Jun 30, 2008 7:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Crap

hell, I could have hit that pitch out. That was batting practice stuff..

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
www.ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jun 30, 2008 7:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

.

waitin for that 1st hit
and there she goes

by FreeMoney4Sale on Jun 30, 2008 7:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

hes allowed one run in 3 1/3 in yankee stadium

i was expecting about 5 by now

if he gets through 5 with 2 runs i will applaud him.

2 games over 500 please.

by DSheppard on Jun 30, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i know

didn’t say anything about him doing bad except that curve ball to one of the best players ever

by slash on Jun 30, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Juan Dominguez shoutout!

Joe Morgan: (On Jay Bruce) I think he will. He brings energy to the team, and besides that, he is a pretty good hitter.
Ken Tremendous: I like that the #1 reason he will help his team is: "energy," and the distant #2 reason is: "ability to hit baseballs."

by TheBZA on Jun 30, 2008 7:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

heh

that was awesome

by Dirk Diggler on Jun 30, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hope it knocked the head

off the Ruth monument.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 30, 2008 7:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

On a side note ...

Giambi’s mustache looks ridiculous.

by Athos on Jun 30, 2008 7:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i swear i've seen that stache

in some porn i’ve watched.

by Agreen07 on Jun 30, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

HEY!

that’s my line…

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
www.ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jun 30, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i'm thinking

child predator.

would you let your kid buy an ice cream from a guy with a stache that looks like that?

at the very least, it’s a meth dealer stache

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jun 30, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It needs to duel Vasquez's

And Cat’s old stache in an unprecedentedly awesome gladiatorial bout.

by BudLight on Jun 30, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

smooth CD, smooth.

2 games over 500 please.

by DSheppard on Jun 30, 2008 7:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You could find one of those

on CL.

:)

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 30, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Fuck Brett Gardner!

He’s out at 1st!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 30, 2008 7:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that's great.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 30, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm sitting here with James Bond

And he’s intimidated by the cool, calm, collected demeanor of CD

by ericeric on Jun 30, 2008 7:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm here with Chuck Norris

He’s been under the desk since CD hit that double.

by lonestarJon on Jun 30, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

didnt exactly mean right now

meant like how far do you want feldman to go

by slash on Jun 30, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If he gets through 5, I'll be pleased.

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jun 30, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pitch count at 76 now

so if he can work a quick 5th, he’ll probably pitch some of the 6th.

by Agreen07 on Jun 30, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He can go

8 miraculous innings if you give him a chance.

Trust me.

by ericeric on Jun 30, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

feldman

it seems like we are up 2-1 in half of his games and end up losing

by kumizi on Jun 30, 2008 7:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That's what happens

when you don’t have a bullpen.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 30, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

more like

he never gets run support

by kumizi on Jun 30, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

YAY!

A +1 FOR EVERYONE!

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jun 30, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dude

Please don’t make me spit coke out my nose like that… it burns!

by lonestarJon on Jun 30, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That username

makes me a little bit suspicious.

by Inkara1 on Jun 30, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+spam

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
www.ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jun 30, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's just a matter of time

admit it

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
www.ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jun 30, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

F-r-e-e that spells free...

... credit report dot com… baby….? Are you that guy?

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 30, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Agreed.

I’ve checked out the site as a result.

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jun 30, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not as much as ...

... Head On … apply directly to the forehead!

by Melmart1 on Jun 30, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1!!!!

Those are great!

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 30, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dont

Post right before me if you’ll disagree with me. It’s rude.

by ericeric on Jun 30, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hope so

That guy is awesome

by ericeric on Jun 30, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

His name is Eric Violette, a French-Canadian actor.

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jun 30, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

kins was all over that

just off the end of the bat.

2 games over 500 please.

by DSheppard on Jun 30, 2008 7:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I think that pitch was outside

not sure why he was swinging at it.

by Agreen07 on Jun 30, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it was on the outside corner

about 6 inches further toward the plate than a half dozen called strikes so far. and 1-2 isnt a good place to be.

2 games over 500 please.

by DSheppard on Jun 30, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm surprised the ump

didn’t call that pitch a strike

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 30, 2008 7:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

and never calls them

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
www.ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jun 30, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

for beating SGY to the joke

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 30, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe thats why

He has not called any!

OH BAM.

by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 30, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously though -

When IS salty going yard?

I’m tired of waiting.

by ericeric on Jun 30, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Alright -

Just made a note in the book entitled, “Things that have no way of ever happening, ever.”

by ericeric on Jun 30, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Please Josh

just hit a homerun here.

Dino Radja >>> Soft Nowitzki

by Longhorn on Jun 30, 2008 7:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yay

Young with a double. I could live with another RBI single from Hamilton

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 30, 2008 7:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

hey, MY did something again

i believe thats multiple times this week.

2 games over 500 please.

by DSheppard on Jun 30, 2008 7:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Please Josh Please.

Chris Davis is a beast.

by coolaid on Jun 30, 2008 7:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm gonna put in the call...

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 30, 2008 7:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

sigh

its not even worth saying anymore. this ump just sucks

2 games over 500 please.

by DSheppard on Jun 30, 2008 7:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Surprise, surprise.

Brett Gardner almost screws up a routine play.

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jun 30, 2008 7:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

damn

thought for sure i was coming back to a hammy homma

by rchawk12 on Jun 30, 2008 7:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Mother fucker.

That ball was outside.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 30, 2008 7:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I see it.

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jun 30, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

minor league update

Clinton up 7-0 in the 2nd. Everyone except Santana had a hit in the 1st inning.

by Butters on Jun 30, 2008 7:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I wish there was a way

to wear the umpire out and get him out of the game early

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 30, 2008 7:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Maybe MB could just have

a REALLY long follow through.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 30, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i was outside grilling,

any1 know feldmans pitch count and how the run got across?

by rchawk12 on Jun 30, 2008 7:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

A-Rod

bomb off Ruth’s metal head.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 30, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

A-Rod HR

76 pitches so far for Feldman

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 30, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

thanks

too lazy to look it up, plus im eaing in front of the tube, so I got plenty on my plate right now, both literally and figuratively.

by rchawk12 on Jun 30, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

rchawk

You wanna start our own thread and just talk about KU winning the natinoal title?

by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 30, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hell yeah

its the year of the jayhawk. between their resurgence in football, the championship game of the century, and paul pierce punking kobe, I dont know what else you could ask for. Although chalmers and/or arthur to the mavs would have been nice, but cuban was too cheap to buy those picks.

by rchawk12 on Jun 30, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bullshit

Complete bullshit.

by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 30, 2008 7:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Bradley is pisssseeed

Dino Radja >>> Soft Nowitzki

by Longhorn on Jun 30, 2008 7:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

As I read that...

I thought of “Kick his ass, C-Bass.”

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jun 30, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anyone who wears

a “Wine em, Dine em, 69 em” hat is probably a scary dude.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 30, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

a joke. just a joke.

2 games over 500 please.

by DSheppard on Jun 30, 2008 7:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Mussina is a vet.

He knows that Milton Bradley has a great eye, and if he can get that bad call every time, he’s money.

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jun 30, 2008 7:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

MB III has had enough of Iassogna's crap

Lop off the first letter and the last four and you’re onto something.

by jamcadbury on Jun 30, 2008 7:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I read MB's lips, and he said...

Sir, I respect you, but have to disagree with that call.

by ericeric on Jun 30, 2008 7:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

wow

3K for Monopoly, all looking, pretty sure
he’s bout to go off of somthing/somone

by FreeMoney4Sale on Jun 30, 2008 7:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That's dumb.

"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?"

by sprite on Jun 30, 2008 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why?

If there was ever ONE single game that a manager should get tossed arguing balls and strikes, this is it. We can’t let this a-hole get away with this.

by lonestarJon on Jun 30, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

getting tossed always shrinks the strike zone!

I think the ump gets scared of our team from that

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on Jun 30, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It makes a statement

And after this shit, we need to make a statement.

by lonestarJon on Jun 30, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

Dino Radja >>> Soft Nowitzki

by Longhorn on Jun 30, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I also agree.

You’ve got to stand up for your team when you’re getting bent over like this.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 30, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's the same for both teams

maybe he’s missed a few here or there, but his wide strike zone is consistent.

Dino Radja >>> Soft Nowitzki

by Longhorn on Jun 30, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

not really

and even if he was consistent, he is so consistently wrong its insane.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 30, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

that was a ball by feldman that ump calls a strike. this ump is consistent.

Dino Radja >>> Soft Nowitzki

by Longhorn on Jun 30, 2008 7:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn.

Almost a very good play there.

by Athos on Jun 30, 2008 7:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

huh?

how does a molina get an infield hit..

Dino Radja >>> Soft Nowitzki

by Longhorn on Jun 30, 2008 7:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That's FOTF's range for you

he eventually got to the ball but by the time he did the runner was safe

by Inkara1 on Jun 30, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No joke.

That was sick.

by Athos on Jun 30, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Small, gritty white guy

I predict a long, overrated career for Brett Gardner.

by lonestarJon on Jun 30, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

See:

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jun 30, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is it too early to

start calling him Paul O’Neil or Scott Brousis or something like that?

by phina on Jun 30, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Paul O'Neil

what does the former Treasury Secretary have to do with any of this?

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
www.ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jun 30, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

FUCK YOU BRETT GARDNER

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 30, 2008 7:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Fuck Brett Gardner!

Sniper at 1st base please…We need a sniper at 1st base…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 30, 2008 7:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Why?

Just tell Davis to pick him up and throw him over the center field wall…

by lonestarJon on Jun 30, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Good point!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 30, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Damnit we needed to get out of this inning

seeing Jeter is not what we wanted…

by Agreen07 on Jun 30, 2008 7:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yah

I mean he has been practicing on that zip line hitter thing, hes gonna fuck Feldman up.

by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 30, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

dfa

Dino Radja >>> Soft Nowitzki

by Longhorn on Jun 30, 2008 7:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Like there was any doubt he would've been called safe.

He would’ve been safe if he had been a step slower.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 30, 2008 7:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs