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6/30/08 game day thread 4

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nervous.

Dino Radja >>> Soft Nowitzki

by Longhorn on Jun 30, 2008 8:58 PM CDT reply actions  

The lucky 9th inning thread

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 30, 2008 8:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow.
4. Intriguing.

My three favorite numbers: 10, 32, 36. =)

by utlonghorn24 on Jun 30, 2008 8:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow...

we’re burning through the threads tonight

by The Best Micah on Jun 30, 2008 8:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Seriously

I grew up in NE.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 30, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's cool.

I grew up here in Iowa. Moved to Texas for four years after college. Loved it there, but I lost a close friend suddenly and missed my family, so I moved back.

by The Best Micah on Jun 30, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Let Max hit for...

Yeah I got nothing. Never mind.

My three favorite numbers: 10, 32, 36. =)

by utlonghorn24 on Jun 30, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck That!

He needs to use his Rambo/Manson/GI Joe/Death Warrior beliefs tonight!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 30, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lets put some runs on the board

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 30, 2008 8:59 PM CDT reply actions  

fangraphs.com

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 30, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haha.

Nice.

My three favorite numbers: 10, 32, 36. =)

by utlonghorn24 on Jun 30, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can you READ

Man?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 30, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

come on CD

just reach base.. got to make it 2 runs. i cant have an arod solo shot lose this game.

2 games over 500 please.

by DShep on Jun 30, 2008 8:59 PM CDT reply actions  

+1

Walk the walk, Meno!!

"Typical woman. 'Give me' 'Give me' 'Give me'

I’ll give ya something.

1. A backhand
2. A stuffing
3. $500 if you promise never to post here again"

~ The Immortal, BG

by inactive lsb user on Jun 30, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow

bring in a righty against three lefties. interesting

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on Jun 30, 2008 9:00 PM CDT reply actions  

nevermind

no lefties

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on Jun 30, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

at least he has only k'd once tonight.

an extra base hit, a k, and 2 balls put into play (one fairly well).. it works. with some nice defense.

2 games over 500 please.

by DShep on Jun 30, 2008 9:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah.

Seriously good double, and the defense has been outstanding.

My three favorite numbers: 10, 32, 36. =)

by utlonghorn24 on Jun 30, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn.

Why is it that every ball that we smoke goes right at someone? That sucks.

My three favorite numbers: 10, 32, 36. =)

by utlonghorn24 on Jun 30, 2008 9:00 PM CDT reply actions  

damn

warning track =(

2 games over 500 please.

by DShep on Jun 30, 2008 9:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Damn it Salty...

just missed

"Well, the Dallas Mavericks got beat by the New Orleans Hornets last night ending their season. Word is that someone on the team is dating Jessica Simpson." - Jay Leno

by MayurP on Jun 30, 2008 9:01 PM CDT reply actions  

2 guys really wanting to put a quick run on the board

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 30, 2008 9:01 PM CDT reply actions  

I know

just a little side comment

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 30, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I gotta say it, Rachel

your new boyfriend has amazing eyes :) Ha ha

by The Best Micah on Jun 30, 2008 9:01 PM CDT reply actions  

I know!

I made fun of him (not for his eyes) at spring training. He totally took it and dished it back.

by RachelB on Jun 30, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jealous

that you went to ST.

Someday, I’ll get to go too…

by The Best Micah on Jun 30, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wish we'd stay with the electrician.

I have a feeling that A-Rod + CJ = upper deck souvenier.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 30, 2008 9:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Let's take a poll

Will CJ Wilson blow this game? yes or no.

by Agreen07 on Jun 30, 2008 9:02 PM CDT reply actions  

-1

"Typical woman. 'Give me' 'Give me' 'Give me'

I’ll give ya something.

1. A backhand
2. A stuffing
3. $500 if you promise never to post here again"

~ The Immortal, BG

by inactive lsb user on Jun 30, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes.

But at the same time, no. You figure it out.

My three favorite numbers: 10, 32, 36. =)

by utlonghorn24 on Jun 30, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm bracing for it

I bet A-rod takes him deep on the first pitch.

by LSJ on Jun 30, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

wright

walking off the mound after the inning, throwing the gum (i think?) on the field….every time, lol

by raiderz24 on Jun 30, 2008 9:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice...

Ian gets a chance to hit for an extra run

"Well, the Dallas Mavericks got beat by the New Orleans Hornets last night ending their season. Word is that someone on the team is dating Jessica Simpson." - Jay Leno

by MayurP on Jun 30, 2008 9:03 PM CDT reply actions  

i be scared.

2 games over 500 please.

by DShep on Jun 30, 2008 9:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Crunch time...

Get your bedpans ready…

My three favorite numbers: 10, 32, 36. =)

by utlonghorn24 on Jun 30, 2008 9:03 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm progessive

I have a body diaper!

Ya’ baby…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 30, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 30, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

CJ supposedly lives off adrenaline

Well here is the best adrenaline rush he can get as a closer

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 30, 2008 9:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Whatever pictures we need for holding a one-run lead in the ninth...

Now is the time for t hem.

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jun 30, 2008 9:04 PM CDT reply actions  

yikes

this will be hard to watch.

giambi
Arod
Posada

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on Jun 30, 2008 9:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Let it ride BGL

"Typical woman. 'Give me' 'Give me' 'Give me'

I’ll give ya something.

1. A backhand
2. A stuffing
3. $500 if you promise never to post here again"

~ The Immortal, BG

by inactive lsb user on Jun 30, 2008 9:04 PM CDT reply actions  

oh god time

for the heart rate to go up

"Well, the Dallas Mavericks got beat by the New Orleans Hornets last night ending their season. Word is that someone on the team is dating Jessica Simpson." - Jay Leno

by MayurP on Jun 30, 2008 9:04 PM CDT reply actions  

i'm gonna puke

The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.

by iorange555 on Jun 30, 2008 9:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Cj WILSON!

Give it away Give it away give it away NOW!

by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 30, 2008 9:05 PM CDT reply actions  

All bases covered ...

"Typical woman. 'Give me' 'Give me' 'Give me'

I’ll give ya something.

1. A backhand
2. A stuffing
3. $500 if you promise never to post here again"

~ The Immortal, BG

by inactive lsb user on Jun 30, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why?

Why is Max Ramirez already better than Salty?

by Beasticon on Jun 30, 2008 9:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Riddle:

What has a blue glove, a titanium necklace, and a name that makes an entire state vomit?

by ericeric on Jun 30, 2008 9:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Your Mom?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 30, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

I said blue glove

Not pink sock.

Sorry, even I think that’s out of line.

by ericeric on Jun 30, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sue me

I’m filthy rich…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 30, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

LOL

"Typical woman. 'Give me' 'Give me' 'Give me'

I’ll give ya something.

1. A backhand
2. A stuffing
3. $500 if you promise never to post here again"

~ The Immortal, BG

by inactive lsb user on Jun 30, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Perfect one.

My three favorite numbers: 10, 32, 36. =)

by utlonghorn24 on Jun 30, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 30, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I love the effort.

LOVE it.

My three favorite numbers: 10, 32, 36. =)

by utlonghorn24 on Jun 30, 2008 9:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Is it wrong

that I wish I was in that front row where Davis dove?

by The Best Micah on Jun 30, 2008 9:06 PM CDT reply actions  

No Doubt?

"Typical woman. 'Give me' 'Give me' 'Give me'

I’ll give ya something.

1. A backhand
2. A stuffing
3. $500 if you promise never to post here again"

~ The Immortal, BG

by inactive lsb user on Jun 30, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Positively not.

My three favorite numbers: 10, 32, 36. =)

by utlonghorn24 on Jun 30, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

No

But you’re probably lucky you weren’t.

by LSJ on Jun 30, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

CD is probably lucky I wasn't

I might have drooled all over him, which might make the rest of the game difficult

by The Best Micah on Jun 30, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Methinks ...

... you are gonna have a few more of those adultish dreams, you keep talking like that ;)

by Melmart1 on Jun 30, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heh heh

I’m nearly 28 and have been single most of my life. I think I’m owed them :)

by The Best Micah on Jun 30, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

NO shame in that ...

... I am a little older and you don’t want to know about mine, haha.

by Melmart1 on Jun 30, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Closer Carlin?

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jun 30, 2008 9:07 PM CDT reply actions  

You'll say the seven words when he blows the save

shit piss fuck cunt cocksucker motherfucker and tits

by Inkara1 on Jun 30, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Exactly!

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jun 30, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

WOW.

Yay for Vazquez. Wicked play!

My three favorite numbers: 10, 32, 36. =)

by utlonghorn24 on Jun 30, 2008 9:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice job Vasquez!!

"Well, the Dallas Mavericks got beat by the New Orleans Hornets last night ending their season. Word is that someone on the team is dating Jessica Simpson." - Jay Leno

by MayurP on Jun 30, 2008 9:07 PM CDT reply actions  

He looks like a cliche' NYPD beat cop.

He ought to be eating a salami sandwich or something while he’s on deck.

by Athos on Jun 30, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't hit it to Vazquez!!

"Typical woman. 'Give me' 'Give me' 'Give me'

I’ll give ya something.

1. A backhand
2. A stuffing
3. $500 if you promise never to post here again"

~ The Immortal, BG

by inactive lsb user on Jun 30, 2008 9:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice Vazquez!

Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside and something else will take its place. If I quit, however, it lasts forever. - Lance Armstrong

by esme on Jun 30, 2008 9:08 PM CDT reply actions  

CJ Bringing the heat

96 on first pitch to giambi

"Well, the Dallas Mavericks got beat by the New Orleans Hornets last night ending their season. Word is that someone on the team is dating Jessica Simpson." - Jay Leno

by MayurP on Jun 30, 2008 9:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck Brett Gardner!

1 out!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 30, 2008 9:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Bofem!

lol

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 30, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who said BGL can't locate?

"Typical woman. 'Give me' 'Give me' 'Give me'

I’ll give ya something.

1. A backhand
2. A stuffing
3. $500 if you promise never to post here again"

~ The Immortal, BG

by inactive lsb user on Jun 30, 2008 9:08 PM CDT reply actions  

96

2 games over 500 please.

by DShep on Jun 30, 2008 9:08 PM CDT reply actions  

you know...

On 0-2, I’d normally say slider out of hte zone, but he’s been hanging those…

by Adam J. Morris on Jun 30, 2008 9:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Sick fastball there.

CJ appears knocks on wood to have a good night going.

My three favorite numbers: 10, 32, 36. =)

by utlonghorn24 on Jun 30, 2008 9:08 PM CDT reply actions  

haha

Right to Ramon again

"Well, the Dallas Mavericks got beat by the New Orleans Hornets last night ending their season. Word is that someone on the team is dating Jessica Simpson." - Jay Leno

by MayurP on Jun 30, 2008 9:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck Brett Gardner!

2 out!!!!!!!!!!!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 30, 2008 9:08 PM CDT reply actions  

+1

My three favorite numbers: 10, 32, 36. =)

by utlonghorn24 on Jun 30, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good pitch as well.

Ramon having a good inning… lol.

My three favorite numbers: 10, 32, 36. =)

by utlonghorn24 on Jun 30, 2008 9:09 PM CDT reply actions  

runner.....

still could be at 3rd before he closes this out and i would not be shocked!!!!

by bhuckabee on Jun 30, 2008 9:09 PM CDT reply actions  

He's jamming the crap out of every hitter.

LOVE IT.

My three favorite numbers: 10, 32, 36. =)

by utlonghorn24 on Jun 30, 2008 9:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Too easy

heh

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 30, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wilson

the juice is pumping in his veins.

by Agreen07 on Jun 30, 2008 9:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Which juice do you speak of...?

lol.

My three favorite numbers: 10, 32, 36. =)

by utlonghorn24 on Jun 30, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

LET'S GO C-J!

(clap-clap… clap-clap-clap)

by oc on Jun 30, 2008 9:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Easily

The best I’ve seen CJ throw all year.

Joe Morgan: (On Jay Bruce) I think he will. He brings energy to the team, and besides that, he is a pretty good hitter.
Ken Tremendous: I like that the #1 reason he will help his team is: "energy," and the distant #2 reason is: "ability to hit baseballs."

by TheBZA on Jun 30, 2008 9:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Yup.

Looks like April CJ. I missed him.

My three favorite numbers: 10, 32, 36. =)

by utlonghorn24 on Jun 30, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

we all have

"Well, the Dallas Mavericks got beat by the New Orleans Hornets last night ending their season. Word is that someone on the team is dating Jessica Simpson." - Jay Leno

by MayurP on Jun 30, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

LET'S GO C-J!

(clap-clap… clap-clap-clap)

by oc on Jun 30, 2008 9:10 PM CDT reply actions  

+50 bazillion!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 30, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Man

How much would your asshole sting if Cano hit a walkoff homerun?

by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 30, 2008 9:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Die

in a fire…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 30, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rec

poster of the game for that line

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 30, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

i find it odd

that you don’t actually rec, but just say rec. you know there is a rec function, right?

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on Jun 30, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

You know some people also just

write “rec” when they like a comment on here from time to time, right?

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 30, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

...

.

My three favorite numbers: 10, 32, 36. =)

by utlonghorn24 on Jun 30, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

we're 2 over 500!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Well, the Dallas Mavericks got beat by the New Orleans Hornets last night ending their season. Word is that someone on the team is dating Jessica Simpson." - Jay Leno

by MayurP on Jun 30, 2008 9:12 PM CDT reply actions  

HWC!!

"Typical woman. 'Give me' 'Give me' 'Give me'

I’ll give ya something.

1. A backhand
2. A stuffing
3. $500 if you promise never to post here again"

~ The Immortal, BG

by inactive lsb user on Jun 30, 2008 9:12 PM CDT reply actions  

BALLGAME

umpire couldnt stop us tonight. reat pitching by feldman and co.

hurrah.

TWO OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2 games over 500 please.

by DShep on Jun 30, 2008 9:12 PM CDT reply actions  

BALLGAME!!!!

CJ WITH THE SAVE!!! HE’S BACK!!!!! AND MORE EXPLANATION MARKS!!!!!!

And Kinsler caught this flyball!!!!!!

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 30, 2008 9:12 PM CDT reply actions  

screw you

I typed that crap fast

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 30, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

THAT WORKS!

WOOOOO HOOOOO!!!!!!!

My three favorite numbers: 10, 32, 36. =)

by utlonghorn24 on Jun 30, 2008 9:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Welcome to uncharted waters

2 games over! HELL YES!

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jun 30, 2008 9:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck Brett Gardner!

RANGERS WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 30, 2008 9:12 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

lol.

My three favorite numbers: 10, 32, 36. =)

by utlonghorn24 on Jun 30, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I

think thats the lucky charm.

Chris Davis is a beast.

by coolaid on Jun 30, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

R.E.C.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 30, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

2 games over....finally

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jun 30, 2008 9:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Tom Grieve

Tom Grieve must be upset, he seemed to be a big Yankee fan.

by Beasticon on Jun 30, 2008 9:12 PM CDT reply actions  

HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!

2-GAMES OVER .500 BABY!!!!!

by Athos on Jun 30, 2008 9:13 PM CDT reply actions  

RANGERS WIN!!!

2 games over! AGAINST THE YANKEES..!! IN NEW YORK..!!

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
www.ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jun 30, 2008 9:13 PM CDT reply actions  

GOT EM GOT EM GOT EM

Josh just messed himself.

Guess he’s excited for Feldman.

by ericeric on Jun 30, 2008 9:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Ballgame!

2 games over .500! Fuck Yeah!

Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside and something else will take its place. If I quit, however, it lasts forever. - Lance Armstrong

by esme on Jun 30, 2008 9:13 PM CDT reply actions  

YES! YES! YES!

THE CLOSER CARLIN IS BORN!

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jun 30, 2008 9:13 PM CDT reply actions  

+1

"Typical woman. 'Give me' 'Give me' 'Give me'

I’ll give ya something.

1. A backhand
2. A stuffing
3. $500 if you promise never to post here again"

~ The Immortal, BG

by inactive lsb user on Jun 30, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice.

2 over baby.

Chris Davis is a beast.

by coolaid on Jun 30, 2008 9:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Can I get a

FUCK YOU YANKEES!!!!

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jun 30, 2008 9:13 PM CDT reply actions  

+1000000000

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jun 30, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck Brett Gardner!

Close enough???

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 30, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jun 30, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

FUCK YOU YANK-EES!

(clap-clap… clap-clap-clap)

by oc on Jun 30, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

We win. Yeah!

"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?"

by sprite on Jun 30, 2008 9:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Dshep

change that sig line!!! 3 games here we come!!

by bhuckabee on Jun 30, 2008 9:13 PM CDT reply actions  

WOW WOW WOW

if we had one more solid RP, this is definitely a playoff team.

Dino Radja >>> Soft Nowitzki

by Longhorn on Jun 30, 2008 9:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Um yeah...about that

he got hurt tonight

:(

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 30, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wilson

One of the more dominant performances i’ve seen from him.

he really had the fastball tonight

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Jun 30, 2008 9:13 PM CDT reply actions  

yep

i almost wish he hadnt thrown all those sliders. the ball arod hit hard was a slider.

by kumizi on Jun 30, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

YESSS

The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.

by iorange555 on Jun 30, 2008 9:13 PM CDT reply actions  

damn

that got me pumped

by kumizi on Jun 30, 2008 9:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Amen.

I’m in my apartment alone screaming at the top of my lungs when Kinsler caught it.

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jun 30, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Also...

Fuck the umpire. We won despite his joke of a strike zone.

My three favorite numbers: 10, 32, 36. =)

by utlonghorn24 on Jun 30, 2008 9:14 PM CDT reply actions  

+1

Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside and something else will take its place. If I quit, however, it lasts forever. - Lance Armstrong

by esme on Jun 30, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

joba

if we can get to him tommorrow, it might really catapult this team

by kumizi on Jun 30, 2008 9:14 PM CDT reply actions  

+1

My three favorite numbers: 10, 32, 36. =)

by utlonghorn24 on Jun 30, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

captions anyone?

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jun 30, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

You told me to grab your balls and hit you hard...

Are you sure we are doing this right?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 30, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

HAHAHA!!!!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 30, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 30, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

And you guys better start listening to Ed and his hunches

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 30, 2008 9:15 PM CDT reply actions  

That's what I was thinking

Coff with the call?

"Typical woman. 'Give me' 'Give me' 'Give me'

I’ll give ya something.

1. A backhand
2. A stuffing
3. $500 if you promise never to post here again"

~ The Immortal, BG

by inactive lsb user on Jun 30, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

And...

the Rangers will gain ground on at least one of Oakland or LAAoA.

by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 30, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Well

Postgame show time on KRLD. Adios peeps.

My three favorite numbers: 10, 32, 36. =)

by utlonghorn24 on Jun 30, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Shittt...

I’m up for hours after this one.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 30, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice job by Feldman and the rest of the team

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
www.ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jun 30, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

is that

from Citizen Kane?

Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted.

by t ball on Jun 30, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

it sure ain’t How Green Was My Valley...

(biggest Oscar rip-off in history)

by oc on Jun 30, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

How Green

I was really disappointed when I finally saw that.

Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted.

by t ball on Jun 30, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Man, Lewin was FIRED UP when Kinsler squeezed the final out.

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jun 30, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply actions  

IS THIS THE FISTPUMP OF THE YEAR?

nominees:

1) Vinny P striking out the side in the 7th in Seattle…

2) Vasquez walkoff against Seattle in extras…

3) Michael Young with the walkoff basehit against Atlanta…

3) CJ closing out the Skankees…

by oc on Jun 30, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Vinny K'ing the side in Seattle

Still my biggest fistpump of the year. That, and Chris Davis first homer.

by LSJ on Jun 30, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

How about Roy Hobbs'

HR off Erik Bedard?

Chris Davis is a beast.

by coolaid on Jun 30, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

i don't know, man...

... all 4 of these were kinda do-or-die moments… didn’t that come in the middle-innings?

by oc on Jun 30, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just throwin it out there.

I have to say its tonights game .

Chris Davis is a beast.

by coolaid on Jun 30, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

nah... there's only been two Bedard starts against Texas...

...Game 1… which we lost, and did not feature the forementioned Hammy homer… (Young was the one who homered in that game)

...then the start in Arlington when he didn’t even last through the 5th… (i think that’s the one coolaid is talkin’ ‘bout)

but, you most certainly could make a case that Squash Hamilton’s homer in Game 2 (first of the year… which put us ahead in the ballgame) was a… FISTPUMP OF THE YEAR…

me, personally… i think the Padilla 7th in Seattle and CJ’s no-nonsense shutdown of the Yanks last night are two pinnacle moments of the year… for the simple fact that… i don’t think a single person on earth thought they’d be able to get through those innings unscathed… except for maybe Ceej and Vin.

by oc on Jul 1, 2008 1:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

3+

F the Yankees!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 30, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who wants to demote CJ now?

Not too many could take out ARod, Giambi and Posada in NYC. Great stuff!

by eclou on Jun 30, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Now..

Unfortunately we have Millwood vs Joba now, :\.

by Beasticon on Jun 30, 2008 9:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Milly needs a big game tomorrow

"Typical woman. 'Give me' 'Give me' 'Give me'

I’ll give ya something.

1. A backhand
2. A stuffing
3. $500 if you promise never to post here again"

~ The Immortal, BG

by inactive lsb user on Jun 30, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Milly in his last 10 starts

53 ip, 39 er, 20 bb, 41 k’s, and 8 hr’s allowed. Not very good.

Chris Davis is a beast.

by coolaid on Jun 30, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

great win...

just hope Everday’s injury isn’t serious.

by Ph3 on Jun 30, 2008 9:18 PM CDT reply actions  

I just hope...

Millwood has figured something out…and has a good outing tomorrow

by islp55 on Jun 30, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Sports section mlb standings

going on the bulletin board at work tomorrow.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 30, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Hopefully

Hopefully Max Ramirez gets to play tomorrow, rather than waste a spot in the lineup with Suckyia.

by Beasticon on Jun 30, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Salty wasn't bad today

"Well, the Dallas Mavericks got beat by the New Orleans Hornets last night ending their season. Word is that someone on the team is dating Jessica Simpson." - Jay Leno

by MayurP on Jun 30, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

...

he only wasn’t bad because no one tried to steal on him

by Beasticon on Jun 30, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

3 people tried if I am correct

and he got one of them

"Well, the Dallas Mavericks got beat by the New Orleans Hornets last night ending their season. Word is that someone on the team is dating Jessica Simpson." - Jay Leno

by MayurP on Jun 30, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

wow, that post couldn’t be any more wrong if he tried. Also got a hit in the game though he screwed it up a bit with a botched hit and run play.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 30, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

a bit on Ramon too

but that was not a good time to go for the hit and run. The team was facing a guy throwing outside the zone all day. I’d rather see a bunt at that moment.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 30, 2008 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

what do you want him to do?

its not like he yelled “hit and run” to ramon. a hit an run was called, so he ran.

2 games over 500 please.

by DShep on Jun 30, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is that in response to me?

I don’t really blame Salty on that. Maybe he could have gotten a bit of a better jump. It looked like he was slowed down a bit by looking for the hit. If I had to put blame on that, it would be like 5% on Salty, 5% on Ramon, and 90% on Wash for calling the hit and run.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 30, 2008 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

ok

“though he screwed it up a bit ” is why i responded as if you blamed him.

i guess i just took it to mean more blame on salty than you did. i dont know how its even 1% on salty, but as long as you arnt actually putting most of the blame on him then whatever, doesnt matter.

2 games over 500 please.

by DShep on Jun 30, 2008 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

He did exactly what hes supposed to do as a baserunner

You look in on a hit and run to make sure its not in the air with less than 2 out. I give him credit for making it closer than it should have been with his pimpin hook slide, what with Vazquez hanging him out to dry.

by nsolomon on Jul 1, 2008 4:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

My bad

for some reason, i thought i heard nadel saying he had caught 1 out of 2 before gardiner stole….

"Well, the Dallas Mavericks got beat by the New Orleans Hornets last night ending their season. Word is that someone on the team is dating Jessica Simpson." - Jay Leno

by MayurP on Jun 30, 2008 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sorry about that

I replied to the wrong post. You’re right that 3 attempted to steal off of him and he caught 1.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 30, 2008 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Counting down the seconds until a LSJ retort...

... 5…. 4… 3…. 2….

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 30, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

BOOOOOOO!!!!!

"Do they know who I am? Do they know my status? Thats what I thought."
-Miles 6/21/08

.501 or bust!

by Jayslick on Jun 30, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

not when he throws strikes

and doesn’t fuck around.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 30, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

bahaha

One save does not redemption make.

We know.

by RachelB on Jun 30, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Typical woman. 'Give me' 'Give me' 'Give me'

I’ll give ya something.

1. A backhand
2. A stuffing
3. $500 if you promise never to post here again"

~ The Immortal, BG

by inactive lsb user on Jun 30, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

His last 2 times out

He has looked like the BGL of 2007. If we can just get that guy back, I’ll be happy.

by LSJ on Jun 30, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

13 Pitches - 9 strikes

This version of CJ does not suck…....
Let’s hope that we keep it for a while.

Go Vote for Kinsler, Young, Hamilton, Bradley and write in Murphy. http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/events/all_star/y2008/ballot_reg.html - Vote up to 25 times on as many email accounts as you can think of!

by LBBRangerFan on Jun 30, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Out? Hehe...

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 30, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Last post of the night

i forgot to post his when oc was saying the lets go CJ chants, but here goes

http://youtube.com/watch?v=m70zjUmkNL4

"Well, the Dallas Mavericks got beat by the New Orleans Hornets last night ending their season. Word is that someone on the team is dating Jessica Simpson." - Jay Leno

by MayurP on Jun 30, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Great Win!!!!!!!

Joba goin’ down tomorrow!!

.......and Jeter never has been and never will be overrated!! If you hate Jeter, you hate baseball!!

"GO RANGERS!!!" - bspate

by b.pate on Jun 30, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions  

i dunno...

...i kinda feel like i just picked up a star!

by oc on Jun 30, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Man...

this picture exemplifies everything I am feeling at this moment.

by ghostofErikThompson on Jun 30, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

dude

that is the most epic picture of Mario I’ve ever seen. Giambi should strive to look like that Mario

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jun 30, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

I really

hope Frankie Fransisco has finally found “it”. So much promise.

Chris Davis is a beast.

by coolaid on Jun 30, 2008 9:31 PM CDT reply actions  

btw, oc

We got to 2 over 500 before the Tigers did.

Chris Davis is a beast.

by coolaid on Jun 30, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply actions  

So, what time is the Great Ranger Vote tomorrow?

Or is it all day? I’m so pumped up!!! (And I want to plug it in my blog, for whatever it’s worth.)

by The Best Micah on Jun 30, 2008 9:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Votes would be appreciated at any time tomorrow...

not sure when the official one is, but I think the plan was to do it during the game tomorrow.

Btw, when posting about it, remind people of dodgeit.com where you can use any XXXX@dodgit.com extension and it’ll act like a real email.

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Jun 30, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Woo hoo!

Here come the drunk callers!

haha

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 30, 2008 9:53 PM CDT reply actions  

I hope that dude it's driving

eloquate, man.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jun 30, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

that Jason from Euless...

...great points as always… but… seriously… every-day?!

by oc on Jun 30, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kinda OT

Massett was awful tonight. Still a good year so far though.

by Dirk Diggler on Jun 30, 2008 10:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Dick Vitale

A Rays season ticket holder (according to ESPN).

I wonder if he sits anywhere near the heckler. They’re equally annoying.

by The Best Micah on Jun 30, 2008 10:16 PM CDT reply actions  

i doubt he goes to 5 games a year.

at least in the past.

2 games over 500 please.

by DShep on Jun 30, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

he goes to a lot of games

every single time i’ve seen a Drays game i see his bald head to the right of homeplate.

Dino Radja >>> Soft Nowitzki

by Longhorn on Jun 30, 2008 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

surprises me

oh well, still dont like him =p

2 games over 500 please.

by DShep on Jun 30, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Vitale's seats are in

Row 1 next to the visiting dugout (on the home plate side). We see him almost every time we go to a game. The heckler sits in about Row 5 or 6 directly behind home plate. Pretty close.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jun 30, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

well

i shoulda read your comment before i commented earlier.

Yep.

Dino Radja >>> Soft Nowitzki

by Longhorn on Jun 30, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why does he always call a good freshman a "diaper dandy"?

Isn’t that what you’d call something you’d find between the diaper and the wearer?

“Holy shit! Smell that? Talk about a ‘diaper dandy1’”

by Inkara1 on Jul 1, 2008 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

Wish we

had DeRo instead of Cat.

Chris Davis is a beast.

by coolaid on Jun 30, 2008 11:52 PM CDT reply actions  

diamond

sucked it up tonight

9 ER, 4 IP, 3BB, 1 SO but frisco still only lost by 1

Kinsler is the best player on the rangers, BENOIT SUCKS, bring up Harrison

by nice hands on Jul 1, 2008 1:02 AM CDT reply actions  

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