6/4/08 game day thread 3
by Brett Perryman on Jun 4, 2008 8:43 PM CDT
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Lucky
ball
I guess it was the beatings made me wise. But I'm not about to give thanks, or apologize.
Ramirez remind anyone else of Jamie Foxx?
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
I was just about to say that.
Spitting image.
Just keep your mask on and umpire the game! - Tom Grieve, 5/25/08
Sharted?
Sandy Lyle: Reuben, I’m in a situation here. We have to leave now.
Reuben Feffer: No. Can we stay a couple more minutes?
Sandy Lyle: Dude, no. This is serious. I just sharted.
Reuben Feffer: I don’t know what that means.
Sandy Lyle: I tried to fart and a little shit came out. I just sharted. Now let’s go.
Reuben Feffer: You’re the most disgusting person I’ve ever met in my life.
Agreen,
Thanks for the heads up about real world
I would have missed it.
"No bear or disco for Juan" - Mr. Santos
ONE DAY YOU GUYS ARE GONNA BE LIKE
WHERES JOEY….
BUT JOEY WILL BE GONE.
by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 4, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Why would Joey
go back into that situation? I know he will start drinking again, he’s around it all day.
Greg is a beast.
"No bear or disco for Juan" - Mr. Santos
ok, all the chick stuff in the thread was one thing
but I will not abide fake reality show shit up in here….
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
Wrong
That was Cops. True reality and not staged like all of the other useless shit.
Just keep your mask on and umpire the game! - Tom Grieve, 5/25/08
Reality TV
suckers in the weak minded. It’s all staged, you stoopid F’s.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
Stoopid Fs?
Dude, it’s Cops. Did you not see the one in Ft. Worth. They fucked one guy up that ran from them and t-boned a car in his POS van.
Just keep your mask on and umpire the game! - Tom Grieve, 5/25/08
No...
I mean all this American Idol crap, and the proliferation of the genre.
Very, very few have anything to do with reality. Cops does.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
Okay
I dont watch american idol. I just enjoy real world. I don’t really watch any of the other ones. I think MTV does a great job of picking people that will fight and hook up etc. It is entertaining in my opinon.
Oh, that's cool
It’s entertainment, and you realize that. But all the morons racking up the phone bill voting, and all the girls crying and shit ‘cause thier guy gets voted off the show…pathetic.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
Good to hear, dude.
I love catching Cops at any time. THAT is true reality. The rest of the crap can suck it.
Just keep your mask on and umpire the game! - Tom Grieve, 5/25/08
Dude
I was one of the finalists for the sixth season (in Boston, didn’t make it, obviously)... I know what the Real World was and what it is now… and it is fake as shit now. If you’re going to watch the hollowed out shell that is MTV, talk about it somewhere else.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
I still have the letter from Mary-Ellis Bunim
encouraging me to apply for RW7. After that, I was too old.
The Real World now is utter crap compared to the first 5 seasons…
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
it was 25...
I think they cut it off by IQ now… somewhere around 80, I think
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
It was crap the first 5 seasons...
also. Just even more crappy now.
Hey, it could be worse...
by HighPlainsGrifter on Jun 4, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Dude
just ignore it if you hate it…No self-restraint at all…You would ahve been perfect on the Real world
I can't ignore it
when the new 2.0 makes me opo up to your crap everytime you post it…
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
what do you think I'm doing now?
I hit Z and it pops up here where I see posts about who is drunk and who is doing who…
GET OFF MY LAWN..!!
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
GET OFF MY
INTERNET!!!!
I pay for it…every month. It’s mine!
;)
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
What is the over/under
on nights before he starts drinking again? Yeah in all honesty that environment is awful for him.
I think
he will in this episode…
Is the brunette chick Rachel? She is HOT.
"No bear or disco for Juan" - Mr. Santos
You like Greg?
All the other roommates are jealous of him for being so beastly.
"No bear or disco for Juan" - Mr. Santos
alright y'all
I’m taking my headache and going to sleep early….
keep those rally turtles and dp dinos ready – i want to wake up tomorrow to read about the 25-6 Rangers win :)
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
5 Threads 2nite
I’m feeling it!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
Whipsmart
You gotta think about it the other way.
I actually bring female talent in, as opposed to scaring it off.
if denzel washington. and edinson volquez have a love child
he will become the lizard king.
elizardo
touchdown... touchdown... and st.micheals takes the lead.
Is it just me
or do the Rangers always have one guy each series that just destroys whoevr is on the mound each game of the series.
LMAO
We traded Jason Botts to Japan!
I’m sure this was already talked about in the other threads, just saw this myself….
Bobby Valentine, I hope
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jun 4, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't think so...
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
Heard about it
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
seriously?
I hadn’t seen that info yet…
Mr, Baseball?
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
players have to agree to that right?
cant just send people to japan can you?
Gerald Laird is my hero.
make it a real slow boat to there...
"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008
by Captain Fubar on Jun 4, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
If you go to NMLR
jeffbrown over there said Botts is really excited about it. He can choose not to play if he didn’t want to, but the Rangers hacve control of his contract and can do what they want with it I think
That is just too
surreal. I guess it’s a good move for a AAAA player, but bizarre as hell.
Just keep your mask on and umpire the game! - Tom Grieve, 5/25/08
I hate when I'm writing a post and the thread is closed
But I’m just letting you boys know I wasn’t offended or uncomfortable by all the talk
Uncomfortable was having two ballplayers try and convince me to go out to dinner with them after the game. Not used to that kind of attention, I said “no.” And now I’m regretting that decision. Especially tonight. Ha ha.
we knew you weren't
just one guy was trying to be cool and pretend like he was more mature…we love your presence…please continue to participate!
If it had been
Ponson and Padilla, you would have never gotten home alive.
Just keep your mask on and umpire the game! - Tom Grieve, 5/25/08
It was Ponson
But I think he was really just doing all the talking for another player (who apparently was quite interested in me). Big surprise. Sidney loves to talk. And he talked to me plenty that day.
by The Best Micah on Jun 4, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Hint:
Big lakes, like super, even
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
Francisco
= ranger killer
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
anyone flipped over to the hockey game?
Pretty good game going on…
LSB's Facebook group ---> http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=33345329288
not as bad as that last Oakland game
or the first Cleveland game. This is actually better than I thought it would be
This week has been the worst pitching display
I can recall seeing…. even for Ranger standards.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Barney Rubble
drives in a run.
I may have to bail early…
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
weve still got 4 offensive innings
vs the cleveland bullpen. just keep it at 8
Gerald Laird is my hero.
If you think that'll happen
I’ve got a bridge to sell you.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jun 4, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Tampa.
Sunshine skyway. I’ll make you a great deal.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jun 4, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
and this is before rafael betancourt comes in
the slowest pitcher in baseball.
Gerald Laird is my hero.
Lizard
I think they had Littleton change his delivery, put on a new jersey and…..EFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!
I guess it was the beatings made me wise. But I'm not about to give thanks, or apologize.
are you kidding me looch
why would you do this to me.
and just like that the lizard sucks.
Gerald Laird is my hero.
ladies and gentlemen
the ballgame has just ended
touchdown... touchdown... and st.micheals takes the lead.
i'm thinking
that this game may have ended up better if they would have told kinsler to stand on second base with your glove out. don’t move.
and maybe if they got john franco to pitch.
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
this offense has to be getting demoralized
ill assume they score 2 or 3 but dont win. that would be 8 or more runs in 4 games in a row with 1 win.
Gerald Laird is my hero.
Buenos Nachos.
44 runs in 4 games. Thoughts….?
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Actually 35, but who's counting....
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jun 4, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions
But
did you score???
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
hmmmm, ok
I probably could against this pitching. Hold the bat on my shoulder. Walk on 4 pitches. Wait for a shot to the gap. Stop at third. Trot home after 3 run HR. High five in the dugout.
No problem.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jun 4, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Clinton pitching staff waiting by the phones
We’re going to run through OKC’s and on down through the minors.
yeah
as bad as the pitcher’s era’s are, i’m guessing they’d all have about a 1/2 run less if the rangers would make a few more routine plays.
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
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and if our bullpen
didn’t all implode at the same time. Usually there is some struggling for players at different parts of the season. we’re seeing evreryone suck all at once.
Well
This is what happens with a guy like El Lizardo. His stuff isn’t good enough to last more than a few batters.
and...
it should have been padilla monday millwood today and 2 more wins.. i know they have good reasons, but its bad luck in any case. sigh.
Gerald Laird is my hero.
Someone, find Ryan Drese
in Cabo and pull him out of the dumpster. We need him.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
I'll trade you three of them
for a gallon of gas.
Just keep your mask on and umpire the game! - Tom Grieve, 5/25/08
The bright side at least is
that Cleveland can’t be too happy that even their Cy Young candidate can’t stop this offense from scoring a bunch of runs against them.
5 mins
"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008
by Captain Fubar on Jun 4, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
MY owes this team
a big knock.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Rumors from Detroit Free-Press
are that Hosmer could drop to the Tigers at #21 due to high bonus demands.
Urgh.
Rangers have to pick him if he is there
"My death certificate will probably say: 'Cause of Death: World Series.'" Jamey Newberg
That's what she said.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jun 4, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Ya know
I had a real smart-ass response teed up, but I edited myself…bah!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
If you've already got it teed up,
as they say…. let er rip.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jun 4, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions
How in the hell
can the Detroit Free Press even guesstimate who would pass on Hosmer out of all those teams?
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jun 4, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't say I never did anything for you
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
More:
http://www.wwtdd.com/index.phtml?t=MEGAN+FOX
I love wwtdd!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
No, at bat ruined
by strike 3.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jun 4, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions
these games have been a kick to the nuts
so many runs scored for not. we need the all-star break to come right now
Rare Gnats Sex
What's done is done
so forget the past trades, but if JD devotes any energy whatsoever to anything other than improving the pitching of the Rangers he should be flogged.
If you're talking about the draft, I disagree
I think they should take Hosmer if he’s there.
by LSJ on Jun 4, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions
This team
has tried for at least 20 years to bludgeon its way to the playoffs. I like to watch offense as much as the next guy, but one more bat would likely mean the Rangers lose most games by 4 runs instead of 5. Management has been promising better pitching forever but nothing good has happened at the major league level.
He dismantled the pitching
so it’d be nice if he’d reconstruct it.
Oh, blasphemy!
I don't know Karate...but I know Karazy!
ugh
I’m mad but i can’t be that mad i mean everyone knew this week was going to suck for our pitchers it just sucks the angels had to get hot this week and oakland.
This sucks
even for the suckiest of pitching. This is unacceptable, regardless of whatever was expected.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jun 4, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
That's it...
I’ve fucking had it with this ‘pen. It’s absolute bullshit.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Welp
time to go get some grub & watch a movie.
l8r!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
well shit
i leave to go to chik fil a and its done when i come back
so, you're saying it's all your fault
damn you and your chicken cravings..!!
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
to be fair to me
i did watch all 9 innings of the last 3 games. i dont think its me :o
Why is
Joey craving alcohol when he has her all alone…
I’d have a craving for her.
"No bear or disco for Juan" - Mr. Santos
alright...
might as well leave this guy in the rest of the game. cause this is his last game as a ranger. let him throw 100+ pitches
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
Welp, I'm out
I’ve got to go run down some possible draft picks on my blog.
This game has been a beating.
is this the worst 4 game stretch in... ever?
i cant remember it every being this bad in recent years
Gerald Laird is my hero.
pitching-wise
I can’t remember of a worse stretch. I’ve probably blocked it out though if there was one.
Jason Botts Acquired By Nippon Ham
according to mlbtraderumors
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXWLfIgc0nA
This has been a royal
Peace.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Thanks Kam
Keeping up with the rest of the pitchers I see.
"My death certificate will probably say: 'Cause of Death: World Series.'" Jamey Newberg
Acccccccccctually
that’s already been established as Laird, but nice try.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jun 4, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions
do it
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http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
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Is it possible to trade practically ever pitcher
for other pitchers with the same value? So they would be lateral moves. With the last 3 games, I’m sure whoever we bring in has to pitch better than this.
so anyway...
how’s the R Kelly trial going?
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
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Sadly
they will probably out-reproduce the more intelligent folks.
Have you seen the movie “Idiocracy”?
by The Best Micah on Jun 4, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Such a good movie
Not so much in brilliance in writing or anything. But the concept is great. And frighteningly realistic.
by The Best Micah on Jun 4, 2008 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
kam loe's not looking to shabby
kind of wish they stuck him in a bit earlier when Ramirez was tanking
Will we hold them under 20?
maybe.. as long as Benoit doesn’t pitch.
Hey, it could be worse...
by HighPlainsGrifter on Jun 4, 2008 10:11 PM CDT reply actions
we need
an image to put up everytime a player K’s 4 times in a game
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
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how about
we just photoshop a trophy and call it the Brad Wilkerson/Pete Incagnilia (sp????) award?
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
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who here thinks that the rangers
should go out and accquire an ace who can get some strikeouts
they seem to like acquiring hitters but not pitchers(i.e. carlos lee, hamilton, bradley)
They better.
If we can at least split this series and keep up with the Rays, it might save this homestand.
by The Best Micah on Jun 4, 2008 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions
maybe in a meaningless inning
someone will groove a fastball to hammy and keep his HR streak alive.
hey, its rick bauer.
Gerald Laird is my hero.
went ahead
and make that pic to give a player when he strikes out 4 times. chris shelton didn’t quite get there…
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
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I kinda lost all respect for the Rangers or Robbers blog
when he did that weird sales pitch thing last September
It was kind of a stupid blog and he hasn't updated it since September
I don’t know if that guy made that image but he used it a lot there
all this does to me
is make it more embarrassing that we scored 8 or more in 4 consecutive games. and lost 3.
Gerald Laird is my hero.
If we come back, sweet!
If we don’t… at least we can joke that Dusty Tits changed names and teams but is alive and well
i just blame whatever circumstances cauused millwood/padilla to miss
disastrous combination of events here.
oh well.
and now sabathia-kazmir. our pitching has just beaten me down completely.
Gerald Laird is my hero.
miserable
the Rangers no-pitching rep is going to follow them around for another decade at this rate
So.....
after that debacle…..
Thursday – Millwood
Friday – Padilla
Saturday – Feldman?
Sunday – ????
-Not Ponson, Not Murray, Not Lizard, for the love of God – I hope not Mathis, Not Mendoza….... Daniels has been adament that Tejeda will not start…....Loe cringe
Where the hell does that leave us? Hurley? Harrison?
you bet but hopefully kevin and padilla will be on their game so we can win two in a row.
it’ll be tough with kaz on friday though
Yep...
Tejeda should get that start.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
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