The truth behind Ponson.
by bosoxsiempregirl on Jun 7, 2008 9:52 AM CDT
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Here's the truth about the Rangers organization.
Letting Ponson go had nothing to do with character, or ethics. It had to do with a bunch of prissy little boys who have no idea what it takes to get to the big show. How do you take a great group of hitters, and leave them nothing on the mound? Rangers baseball 101. My son, who is 14, could manage the Rangers better - because he would want to WIN.
Every year we hear its a "building" year. I wasn't aware that's how you play the game. So - basically, the strategy isn't to ever make it to a pennant, its to waste the fans hopes and dreams on running an organization to feed talent into other teams.
We've taken the game of baseball and watered it down into stats and cardboard cut outs of players - sign guys like Ponson as if you are doing the world some great compassionate move, and he starts to win...time to let him go.
Give me Ozzie Guillen. Give me Juan Gonzales' temper tantrums. Give me Canseco, Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, Roger Maris ( who hated the press & managers ) Pete Rose. Give me Shrek. Soriano. You can keep Michael Young, who has no personality, and uses more aids to protect himself while he's hitting, than true hitting talent. GIVE ME JOSH HAMILTON. Give me the 1919 White/Black Sox. Give me Roger Clemens.
All of you in lonestarball comment on Ryan as if he is the immaculate savior of the Rangers...well, if you look at it - the bullpen, quite frankly, couldn't suck any more. What is supposed to be a 12 man bullpen is comprised of two now. And any hopes of this team actually making it are ONCE AGAIN dim.
This is why I am a Red Sox fan. Because they want to win. They know how to win.
One of you asked me once if I am a recent Red Sox fan. Sure, as recent as 1986...when my fellow UT Longhorns fan & Texan Roger Clemens was the Cy Young winner and one hell of a young man...who has used steroids, cheated on his wife, had about 10 bar fights, escaped a few DUIs, and I mean ESCAPED, fought with his teammates - but all the while loved his sons and the game. I'll take Clemens over Millwood and Padilla anyday.
Baseball is not a science. Its a game. For the fans. For spectators. And if the Rangers organization keeps running itself the way it does, it won't have any fans. At least, not like the REAL teams.
Bad bad bad move to release Ponson. They could have at least sat it out a little and traded him for someone or something....idiots. I digress.
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to be honest...
...didn’t even read the whole thing… chemistry is part of any team sport, and he was killing any they had…
To be fair... You are a fan of School of Rock so your ability to judge anything is VASTLY overrated!!!!
~King Billy Royal, Minor League Ball
by ivysafety39 on Jun 7, 2008 9:58 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
how was Ponson killing their chemistry?
Or lack thereof. Do you have facts on this? Or do you all just make this crap up?
During my 18 years I came to bat almost 10,000 times. I struck out about 1,700 times and walked maybe 1,800 times. You figure a ballplayer will average about 500 at bats a season. That means I played seven years without ever hitting the ball.
-- Mickey Mantle
by bosoxsiempregirl on Jun 7, 2008 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, you were making crap up in your post... we just figured if you could, we could too
by Inkara1 on Jun 7, 2008 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
what's made up in my post?
During my 18 years I came to bat almost 10,000 times. I struck out about 1,700 times and walked maybe 1,800 times. You figure a ballplayer will average about 500 at bats a season. That means I played seven years without ever hitting the ball.
-- Mickey Mantle
by bosoxsiempregirl on Jun 7, 2008 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ask me a harder question next time
Let’s see here…
“Letting Ponson go had nothing to do with character, or ethics. It had to do with a bunch of prissy little boys who have no idea what it takes to get to the big show.”
“So – basically, the strategy isn’t to ever make it to a pennant, its to waste the fans hopes and dreams on running an organization to feed talent into other teams.”
“We’ve taken the game of baseball and watered it down into stats and cardboard cut outs of players – sign guys like Ponson as if you are doing the world some great compassionate move, and he starts to win…time to let him go.”
“You can keep Michael Young, who has no personality, and uses more aids to protect himself while he’s hitting, than true hitting talent.” (I wasn’t aware he wore Bonds-style arm guards at the plate.)
“All of you in lonestarball comment on Ryan as if he is the immaculate savior of the Rangers”
“And if the Rangers organization keeps running itself the way it does, it won’t have any fans. At least, not like the REAL teams.” (Oakland doesn’t have any fans either, and yet Boston respected that “not-real team” enough to try to hire Billy Beane.)
“They could have at least sat it out a little and traded him for someone or something….idiots.” (You don’t suppose the reason why there was a two-day delay between the final incident and the DFA was because JD worked the phones and could find no takers, do you? No, that CAN’T be it…)
by Inkara1 on Jun 7, 2008 11:43 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
THIS MIGHT BE
The worst post in the history of LSB. Actually, it IS the worst post ever.
”...who has used steroids, cheated on his wife, had about 10 bar fights, escaped a few DUIs, and I mean ESCAPED, fought with his teammates – but all the while loved his sons and the game.”
*You say you have a 14 year old son. So lets say your son’s dad goes out and bangs some hooker while out of town, repeatedly breaks the law, and beats the shit out of his co-workers. But he loves his kids and loves his job! Sounds like a great guy, I’d have him work in my office any day.
"Congrats Rangers fans, you just found your replacement for Mark Teixeira. Just a crazy, crazy steal." -Goldstein
by Plum on Jun 7, 2008 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
Who gets this riled up defending Ponson?
by MeanMr.Mustard on Jun 7, 2008 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Abso-freaking-lutely +1
This fanpost is the biggest piece of shit I have ever read.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jun 10, 2008 6:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Go troll somewhere else...
MOST OFFENSIVE POST I’VE EVER READ…
"Hello win column..."
by rangersfan34 on Jun 7, 2008 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
there is a difference between a temper tantrum and what ponson has done
milton bradley is the managers favorite player for gods sake.
ponson has been terrible for 4+ years and even during his good start this year the numbers suggest he was going to fall off. he then proceeded to have 3 incidents in a week for a team that said they would have no tolerance with such incidents.
your frustrated rant here has very little actual content.
Bring up Justin Smoak
by DSheppard on Jun 7, 2008 9:59 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
on the basis of content...
what are the 3 incidents
During my 18 years I came to bat almost 10,000 times. I struck out about 1,700 times and walked maybe 1,800 times. You figure a ballplayer will average about 500 at bats a season. That means I played seven years without ever hitting the ball.
-- Mickey Mantle
by bosoxsiempregirl on Jun 7, 2008 10:01 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what has ponson done?
no truly?
During my 18 years I came to bat almost 10,000 times. I struck out about 1,700 times and walked maybe 1,800 times. You figure a ballplayer will average about 500 at bats a season. That means I played seven years without ever hitting the ball.
-- Mickey Mantle
by bosoxsiempregirl on Jun 7, 2008 10:05 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
cursed out his teammates and manager?
stayed up late getting drunk the night before a start?
when are you on a zero tolerance policy as a result of multiple drunk driving arrests and punching a freakin judge (not to mention being a god awful pitcher for the past 4 years), thats plenty.
newsflash, the cowboys have the same kind of policy for pacman. if pacman causes problems the guy is gone.
the reason cowboys fans are excited about him is because hes a pro bowl talent. ponson managed to get some outs so far this year, but hes still not actually a good pitcher. that part may involve some hypocritical thinking, but its just reality in sports.
the fact is that the rangers had a policy on ponson and he broke it. deal with it.
padilla has issues in his past, milton bradley is one of the top few problem childs of the mlb, josh hamilton has history. the rangers are not exactly playing it safe here.
Bring up Justin Smoak
by DSheppard on Jun 7, 2008 10:13 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
jd said...
...there were three incidents which led to this…
1) an incident in bar on the last road trip(between teammates)
2) shouting match with Wash regarding pitching schedule
3) yelling at fellow teammates after errors the other nite…
straight from JDs mouth…
To be fair... You are a fan of School of Rock so your ability to judge anything is VASTLY overrated!!!!
~King Billy Royal, Minor League Ball
by ivysafety39 on Jun 7, 2008 10:14 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey wednesday night
they needed to be yelled at.
During my 18 years I came to bat almost 10,000 times. I struck out about 1,700 times and walked maybe 1,800 times. You figure a ballplayer will average about 500 at bats a season. That means I played seven years without ever hitting the ball.
-- Mickey Mantle
by bosoxsiempregirl on Jun 7, 2008 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
probably...
...by a coach, not a player… and even if a player not someone like ponson…
To be fair... You are a fan of School of Rock so your ability to judge anything is VASTLY overrated!!!!
~King Billy Royal, Minor League Ball
by ivysafety39 on Jun 7, 2008 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
A guy who has been released by numerous teams and didn’t even have a job until March has no place to be yelling at his teammates.
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jun 7, 2008 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sure Ponson...
...would be thrilled if Josh Hamilton yelled at him when Ponson pitched a crappy game, for wasting the Rangers’ offensive production…
The “they deserved to be yelled at for playing badly” excuse for Ponson’s behavior is weak.
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 7, 2008 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it wasn't that Ponson was falling off...
...his defense was letting him down…
his defense gave up 12 unearned runs behind him. that’s pathetic.
i officially believe.
by oc on Jun 7, 2008 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
dead on right oc
During my 18 years I came to bat almost 10,000 times. I struck out about 1,700 times and walked maybe 1,800 times. You figure a ballplayer will average about 500 at bats a season. That means I played seven years without ever hitting the ball.
-- Mickey Mantle
by bosoxsiempregirl on Jun 7, 2008 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hes given up 71 hits and 16 walks in 55 2/3 innings
the era was completely unsustainable.
Bring up Justin Smoak
by DSheppard on Jun 7, 2008 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
double plays induced?
i officially believe.
by oc on Jun 7, 2008 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OC look
what do you think he was going to do for the next 4 months?
do you really think he would put up a 4.0 era the rest of the way?
the guy got some double plays and pitched quickly the last 4 years. where he had a collected ERA over 6.
Bring up Justin Smoak
by DSheppard on Jun 7, 2008 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
but
HE”S PASSIONATE!!!!!
To be fair... You are a fan of School of Rock so your ability to judge anything is VASTLY overrated!!!!
~King Billy Royal, Minor League Ball
by ivysafety39 on Jun 7, 2008 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you can't pidgeonhole someone like that...
David Murphy is a good example of someone performing better than what their track record indicates…
i’m not defending Ponson… the club felt it had to do something…
but with him gone… this is just… this is really, really, really bad.
i officially believe.
by oc on Jun 7, 2008 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so you really legitimately think
ponson would have been good the rest of the season?
murphy is 26. he had like 10 mlb at bats before he joined the rangers.
Bring up Justin Smoak
by DSheppard on Jun 7, 2008 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
His FIP was 3.77
So his ERA was supported by his peripherals (unlike, say, Vicente).
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 7, 2008 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well thats interesting
and puzzling.
but i still dont think he would have kept it up, and think we were warranted in dropping him even if he would have.
Bring up Justin Smoak
by DSheppard on Jun 7, 2008 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
agreed
To be fair... You are a fan of School of Rock so your ability to judge anything is VASTLY overrated!!!!
~King Billy Royal, Minor League Ball
by ivysafety39 on Jun 7, 2008 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and in any case
rather he would have been good the rest of the way or not… he has a history, we got him with the idea that he was on a short leash, and he broke the trust.
good or not he had to go.
Bring up Justin Smoak
by DSheppard on Jun 7, 2008 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
take another angle man...
...there’s a reason they hand out the Comeback Player Of The Year award…
Carlos Pena was about to fall off the face of the earth last year until the guy in front of him got injured…
and all he did was schlack 46 home runs and put up career bests in batting average, on-base percentage, and slugging…
i officially believe.
by oc on Jun 7, 2008 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
But
He’s not as good as Shelton, right?
by brettgardner on Jun 7, 2008 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
are you kidding...
....i LOVE to pidgeon hole… much better than corn…
and there is no way ponson kept it up, and if he did, he’d of been the first guy traded for AA fodder…
To be fair... You are a fan of School of Rock so your ability to judge anything is VASTLY overrated!!!!
~King Billy Royal, Minor League Ball
by ivysafety39 on Jun 7, 2008 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
of course...
...if you don’t mind, i’d like to take a ride in your time machine…
i officially believe.
by oc on Jun 7, 2008 10:49 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
eh?...
To be fair... You are a fan of School of Rock so your ability to judge anything is VASTLY overrated!!!!
~King Billy Royal, Minor League Ball
by ivysafety39 on Jun 7, 2008 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well... i mean... you do have the capabilities of going into the future and seeing how it was all going to pan out...
...don’t you?...
i officially believe.
by oc on Jun 7, 2008 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no, just saying...
...JDs recent history says that we’d be selling our short term peices at the deadline, like milton, ponson, and anyone that would have brought back a decent return… just like last year with gagne and lofton…
To be fair... You are a fan of School of Rock so your ability to judge anything is VASTLY overrated!!!!
~King Billy Royal, Minor League Ball
by ivysafety39 on Jun 7, 2008 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
on the contrary...
...if this incident never happens… and the team continues to play .500 baseball… 6 games back at the end of July…
i’d argue that the team would have held on to Ponson…
you don’t just trade away a starting pitcher… especially if you’re quasi-in-the-hunt…
it’s a lot easier to do that with relief pitchers or position players.
i officially believe.
by oc on Jun 7, 2008 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and this is where
...we will have to agree to disagree… unless we are winning the division or pretty assured of making the wild card, i think we have to be sellers this year… management has said for a while now that next year, 2009, is our first real shot at contending… and i don’t hink we need to hurry it along… if we were 6 games back at the deadline we’d have to become buyers to make a move for the playoffs… and i don’t see us selling to many of our newly acquired shiny toys to get an extra arm… which is probably what we’d need…
like i said, i think we’re sellers anyway, so i think we’d have to agree to have different outlooks here
To be fair... You are a fan of School of Rock so your ability to judge anything is VASTLY overrated!!!!
~King Billy Royal, Minor League Ball
by ivysafety39 on Jun 7, 2008 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fair enough. good talk.
i officially believe.
by oc on Jun 7, 2008 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
his ethic for working quickly?
...think that’s going to be missed?
i officially believe.
by oc on Jun 7, 2008 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then why in the world of sanity
did JD sign him in the first place?
When your pet rattlesnake bites, you don’t blame the snake.
I don't know Karate...but I know Karazy!
by Clueless on Jun 7, 2008 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow...
You’re really a one-trick pony. Ponson gets kicked off the team, it’s J.D.’s fault. If Ponson pitched well and won Comeback Player of the Year and never got kicked off the team, it’d be Nolan’s doing.
"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."
by benmor78 on Jun 7, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think this post off-base
Why is a Boston fan so passionate about a move the Rangers made?
No business would let their manager get disrespected in front of their employees.
Maybe it’s just me, but Padilla seems more Roger Clemens than Kevin Millwood.
The 1919 Black Sox’s didn’t really want to win – did they?
Someday I will become a RangerMAN!
by RangerBoy on Jun 7, 2008 10:00 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe this business...
isn’t running like a business at all. And Washington needs alot of disrespect. Regardless.
During my 18 years I came to bat almost 10,000 times. I struck out about 1,700 times and walked maybe 1,800 times. You figure a ballplayer will average about 500 at bats a season. That means I played seven years without ever hitting the ball.
-- Mickey Mantle
by bosoxsiempregirl on Jun 7, 2008 10:09 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
is that...
....even a coherent sentence…
go pahrk yuah cahr
To be fair... You are a fan of School of Rock so your ability to judge anything is VASTLY overrated!!!!
~King Billy Royal, Minor League Ball
by ivysafety39 on Jun 7, 2008 10:15 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
then correct the grammar in the sentence you are commenting on
During my 18 years I came to bat almost 10,000 times. I struck out about 1,700 times and walked maybe 1,800 times. You figure a ballplayer will average about 500 at bats a season. That means I played seven years without ever hitting the ball.
-- Mickey Mantle
by bosoxsiempregirl on Jun 7, 2008 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well...
i woudl love to if you would simply explain what it is you were attempted to convey with:
“And Washington needs alot of disrespect.”
creatively, i’d first suggest using the conjunction ‘and’ to start a sentence is always an issue. despite popular opinion, it is not grammatically incorrect, if, and, or when, it is being used it is the exception and not the rule. in which case it is to be used sparingly. however, i’m assuming that more to your point, washington should be receiving disrespect for the way, and i’m just ‘spit-balling’ here since its really not clear, he has been doing his job… either way, i’d probably lean more towards a delivery in the “washington’s perfomance thus far deserves disrespect” or even more sardonically you could opine “washingtons performance to date isn’t respectable…”
either option, juxt opposed to yours is much more stomachable… or “alot more” as i’m sure you would put it…
To be fair... You are a fan of School of Rock so your ability to judge anything is VASTLY overrated!!!!
~King Billy Royal, Minor League Ball
by ivysafety39 on Jun 7, 2008 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
very nice.
During my 18 years I came to bat almost 10,000 times. I struck out about 1,700 times and walked maybe 1,800 times. You figure a ballplayer will average about 500 at bats a season. That means I played seven years without ever hitting the ball.
-- Mickey Mantle
by bosoxsiempregirl on Jun 7, 2008 11:28 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
On your first four comments (including the subject).
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jun 7, 2008 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Its actually ignorance like this
That got the rangers here in the first place. Which we are currently steering out of, it simply takes time.
Also I liked how you listed all those “firey” players who pretty much all happend to be the best in the game, and some the best the sport has ever seen, funny how that works….
by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 7, 2008 10:02 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This is my favorite part
All of you in lonestarball comment on Ryan as if he is the immaculate savior of the Rangers…
Heh.
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 7, 2008 10:05 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I can top that
“Roger Clemens was the Cy Young winner and one hell of a young man…who has used steroids, cheated on his wife, had about 10 bar fights, escaped a few DUIs, and I mean ESCAPED, fought with his teammates – but all the while loved his sons and the game. I’ll take Clemens over Millwood and Padilla anyday”
WHAT A GREAT MAN! HE LOVED HIS SONS!
YOU WOULD TAKE ONE OF THE GREATEST RIGHT HANDED PITCHERS IN THE HISTORY OF THE SPORT OVER MILLWOOD OR PADILLA? HOLY SHIT! SIGN THIS MAN UP TO BE THE NEXT GM!
by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 7, 2008 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
My favorite:
Give me Canseco, Babe Ruth, Mickey Mantle, Roger Maris ( who hated the press & managers ) Pete Rose. Give me Shrek. Soriano
How did Shrek sneak in there?
Also, you can keep Canseco, Maris, Shrek, and Soriano. I’ll take Ted Williams, Bonds, Gehrig, and Musial if we are just picking random players who were good at baseball.
by BAC on Jun 7, 2008 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
shrek?
heh.
"There is no reason for me to move to third base," Young said.
-FOTF 5/20/2008
"Well, we are one of the cheapest teams in Major League Baseball"
-Tom Hicks 4/8/2008
by Jayslick on Jun 7, 2008 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shrek
Shrek is one of Ponson’s nicknames, although I don’t know if that’s what this person is talking about.
Sponsor of the Sidney Ponson page at Baseball-Reference.com
by Mary1966 on Jun 8, 2008 11:12 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I believe she was referring to Mench
Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love .
by Brian Thomas on Jun 8, 2008 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's an old man
who is a great spokesman for the sport. And foundation repair.
During my 18 years I came to bat almost 10,000 times. I struck out about 1,700 times and walked maybe 1,800 times. You figure a ballplayer will average about 500 at bats a season. That means I played seven years without ever hitting the ball.
-- Mickey Mantle
by bosoxsiempregirl on Jun 7, 2008 10:07 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Why don't you go suck salty's balls
by iorange555 on Jun 7, 2008 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
going StreetFighter on a mascot...
...and asking a female baseball blogger to go suck another guy’s balls?...
you sure you want to go there, Jack?
i officially believe.
by oc on Jun 7, 2008 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just saying.
Neither were called for.
Both were funny.
by brettgardner on Jun 7, 2008 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow. you kiss your mother
with that mouth? Is she a Rangers fan too?
During my 18 years I came to bat almost 10,000 times. I struck out about 1,700 times and walked maybe 1,800 times. You figure a ballplayer will average about 500 at bats a season. That means I played seven years without ever hitting the ball.
-- Mickey Mantle
by bosoxsiempregirl on Jun 7, 2008 10:14 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Sick
Mind you instantly go to incest wow you need help. Since when is staying out late and getting drunk the night before a start and blowing that start like you blow your father good for a team?
by iorange555 on Jun 7, 2008 10:16 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Typical woman.
“Give me” “Give me” Give me”
I’ll give ya something.
1. A backhand
2. A stuffing
3. $500 if you promise never to post here again
by brettgardner on Jun 7, 2008 10:14 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Please don't let this woman represent all female baseball fans.
We’re not all like this.
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jun 7, 2008 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No kidding ...
... this “woman” is obviously just a troll who can’t let go of the Rangers despite the fact she claims to be a Sox fan. And anyone who calls themselves ‘siempregirl’ when she has a 14 yr old son is obviously not very mature anyways.
There are some females here (such as myself) who are good fans and would never excuse a man’s behavior because he loved his sons. Sounds like a battered wife who keeps going back because he is a good family man and never hits the kids. Not implying that this is the case with siempregirl. Just sayin.’
by Melmart1 on Jun 7, 2008 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't get you.
During my 18 years I came to bat almost 10,000 times. I struck out about 1,700 times and walked maybe 1,800 times. You figure a ballplayer will average about 500 at bats a season. That means I played seven years without ever hitting the ball.
-- Mickey Mantle
by bosoxsiempregirl on Jun 7, 2008 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that
A request?
Seriously, what were you hoping to accomplish with this fanpost? I’m curious to know.
by brettgardner on Jun 7, 2008 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ahahahaha
pwnt
"Typical woman. 'Give me' 'Give me' 'Give me'
I’ll give ya something.
1. A backhand
2. A stuffing
3. $500 if you promise never to post here again"
~ The Immortal, BG
by Chase Irwin on Jun 7, 2008 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OH MY :)
hahahaha
The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT
http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893
by LAMuscleFag on Jun 7, 2008 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
See
I can say that, because a backhand from me would be just slightly more irritating than a fly buzzing around, and definitely no more painful.
A backhand from you and the girl’s got to look for a new face.
by brettgardner on Jun 7, 2008 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ROFL very funny Brett!!
But any girl would be silly to pass up a BrettGardner “stuffing”. You’re sooooo smart I’ve heard that the girls you’ve been with IQ’s have gone up after they’ve been properly “stuffed”. Let’s call it intelligence by injection :).
The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT
http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893
by LAMuscleFag on Jun 7, 2008 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Greatness
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
by slc ranger on Jun 7, 2008 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
*Sigh *
I knew I’d salvage something from this abortion.
"Typical woman. 'Give me' 'Give me' 'Give me'
I’ll give ya something.
1. A backhand
2. A stuffing
3. $500 if you promise never to post here again"
~ The Immortal, BG
by Chase Irwin on Jun 7, 2008 1:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
gee brett & orange
there are counselors for all your pent up rage
During my 18 years I came to bat almost 10,000 times. I struck out about 1,700 times and walked maybe 1,800 times. You figure a ballplayer will average about 500 at bats a season. That means I played seven years without ever hitting the ball.
-- Mickey Mantle
by bosoxsiempregirl on Jun 7, 2008 10:17 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
and places to go...
...trade comments about the rangers with other boston fans… /hint hint/
To be fair... You are a fan of School of Rock so your ability to judge anything is VASTLY overrated!!!!
~King Billy Royal, Minor League Ball
by ivysafety39 on Jun 7, 2008 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
rage? where? just stating facts.
During my 18 years I came to bat almost 10,000 times. I struck out about 1,700 times and walked maybe 1,800 times. You figure a ballplayer will average about 500 at bats a season. That means I played seven years without ever hitting the ball.
-- Mickey Mantle
by bosoxsiempregirl on Jun 7, 2008 10:20 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
haha...
...facts or opinions
“And if the Rangers organization keeps running itself the way it does, it won’t have any fans.”
To be fair... You are a fan of School of Rock so your ability to judge anything is VASTLY overrated!!!!
~King Billy Royal, Minor League Ball
by ivysafety39 on Jun 7, 2008 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ignorance is not a fact.
Bring up Justin Smoak
by DSheppard on Jun 7, 2008 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no..
..but some penicillian can usually cure its side effects…
least thats what i learned in college
To be fair... You are a fan of School of Rock so your ability to judge anything is VASTLY overrated!!!!
~King Billy Royal, Minor League Ball
by ivysafety39 on Jun 7, 2008 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What a wonderfully timed rant
BOSTON—The emotions from an on-field brawl in Thursday’s Red Sox-Rays game may have brought a chemistry issue to light for the defending World Series champs.Red Sox slugger Manny Ramirez and first baseman Kevin Youkilis had to be separated after exchanging words in the dugout at the end of the fourth inning in Thursday’s 7-1 win over Tampa Bay.
Ramirez pointed at Youkilis before being escorted down the runway at Fenway Park toward the clubhouse by trainer Paul Lessard and a few other players. Later in the game, NESN, the team’s broadcast network, showed grainy footage of Ramirez apparently taking a swipe at Youkilis.
A Red Sox source told ESPNdeportes.com that the cause of the dugout disagreement was Youkilis’ temper following a poor at-bat.
“It all happened because Manny complained about Youkilis’ habit of throwing bats, helmets and other objects in the dugout when he has a bad at-bat, something that has become a constant practice,” the source said.
“Other players have told Youkilis in the past about the situation, which makes him look selfish and that he is more worried about each at-bat than about the team. If Boston is winning easily, there’s no reason to throw objects all over the dugout because of a bad at-bat.
“There was a meeting where the team let Youkilis know that many of his teammates were tired of his explosive reactions for each bad plate appearance. It became very bothersome … more so when the team is winning and it’s in first place. There’s not much room for individualistic attitudes.”
by jamcadbury on Jun 7, 2008 10:20 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Concur...
If you’re a BoSox fan how about worrying about the stupid shit going on with your team rather than coming over here and posting quite possibly the stupidiest thing I’ve ever read that is baseball related.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
by slc ranger on Jun 7, 2008 12:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this is dumb
you have as little of an idea of what happened in that club house as the rest of us. The team no longer wanteed him in the clubhouse so they let him go.
by 1man5tools on Jun 7, 2008 10:21 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
no, I actually do know what happened
...and maybe this hurts you all so much because you know its right.
During my 18 years I came to bat almost 10,000 times. I struck out about 1,700 times and walked maybe 1,800 times. You figure a ballplayer will average about 500 at bats a season. That means I played seven years without ever hitting the ball.
-- Mickey Mantle
by bosoxsiempregirl on Jun 7, 2008 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bit alert
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by brettgardner on Jun 7, 2008 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHA
...i love when thats the fall back… articulate how we don’t know the “real truth”...
classic
To be fair... You are a fan of School of Rock so your ability to judge anything is VASTLY overrated!!!!
~King Billy Royal, Minor League Ball
by ivysafety39 on Jun 7, 2008 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1. funny
During my 18 years I came to bat almost 10,000 times. I struck out about 1,700 times and walked maybe 1,800 times. You figure a ballplayer will average about 500 at bats a season. That means I played seven years without ever hitting the ball.
-- Mickey Mantle
by bosoxsiempregirl on Jun 7, 2008 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OH WOW
what you don’t know what happened? what about the hard hitting facts?
by iorange555 on Jun 7, 2008 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Okay
Tell us, then.
What happened?
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 7, 2008 10:26 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
my email address is on my profile.
During my 18 years I came to bat almost 10,000 times. I struck out about 1,700 times and walked maybe 1,800 times. You figure a ballplayer will average about 500 at bats a season. That means I played seven years without ever hitting the ball.
-- Mickey Mantle
by bosoxsiempregirl on Jun 7, 2008 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cmon Adam
LSB needs this kind of inside reporting since we no longer have BGL
by 1man5tools on Jun 7, 2008 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
....we are on the internet
you type things into a box and they appear for us to read.
Bring up Justin Smoak
by DSheppard on Jun 7, 2008 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
im so jealous of your baseball knowledge
it just enrages me.
Bring up Justin Smoak
by DSheppard on Jun 7, 2008 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
GIVE ME JOSH HAMILTON
... but the management that made a ballsy trade to get Josh Hamilton doesn’t know how to WIN.
by Keynes on Jun 7, 2008 10:22 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
put money on it they trade him in two years
During my 18 years I came to bat almost 10,000 times. I struck out about 1,700 times and walked maybe 1,800 times. You figure a ballplayer will average about 500 at bats a season. That means I played seven years without ever hitting the ball.
-- Mickey Mantle
by bosoxsiempregirl on Jun 7, 2008 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
cause that whole
“trying to sign him long term” bit is just to raise his trade value… genuis, JD is a frickin genius…
To be fair... You are a fan of School of Rock so your ability to judge anything is VASTLY overrated!!!!
~King Billy Royal, Minor League Ball
by ivysafety39 on Jun 7, 2008 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
dont forget milton bradley
seriously, is there a team that has a duo of riskier players as the heart of their offense?
the rangers are the wrong team to make this argument against.
Bring up Justin Smoak
by DSheppard on Jun 7, 2008 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
take brettgardner's $500
and bet it that Hamilton will be gone
During my 18 years I came to bat almost 10,000 times. I struck out about 1,700 times and walked maybe 1,800 times. You figure a ballplayer will average about 500 at bats a season. That means I played seven years without ever hitting the ball.
-- Mickey Mantle
by bosoxsiempregirl on Jun 7, 2008 10:27 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The only way
Hamilton will be gone is if he has to talk to you.
by iorange555 on Jun 7, 2008 10:28 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha +1
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jun 10, 2008 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought
the $500 was for you leaving.
by Keynes on Jun 7, 2008 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
She's got enough money already from her job at the corner.
by iorange555 on Jun 7, 2008 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
good god man
what the hell? Is that the best you’ve got? Sincerely?
During my 18 years I came to bat almost 10,000 times. I struck out about 1,700 times and walked maybe 1,800 times. You figure a ballplayer will average about 500 at bats a season. That means I played seven years without ever hitting the ball.
-- Mickey Mantle
by bosoxsiempregirl on Jun 7, 2008 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Heh.
I love what this thread has become.
by brettgardner on Jun 7, 2008 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Welcome to the Boston Massacre part 2!!
The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT
http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893
by LAMuscleFag on Jun 7, 2008 10:31 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
are you 10 years old or what?
During my 18 years I came to bat almost 10,000 times. I struck out about 1,700 times and walked maybe 1,800 times. You figure a ballplayer will average about 500 at bats a season. That means I played seven years without ever hitting the ball.
-- Mickey Mantle
by bosoxsiempregirl on Jun 7, 2008 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am also not denying
you are a complete douchebag.
During my 18 years I came to bat almost 10,000 times. I struck out about 1,700 times and walked maybe 1,800 times. You figure a ballplayer will average about 500 at bats a season. That means I played seven years without ever hitting the ball.
-- Mickey Mantle
by bosoxsiempregirl on Jun 7, 2008 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
how about this...
since you lost to the Indians – which is pathetic all in itself – when the Red Sox play in Arlington that will be the true massacre. And the Yankees. And the Braves.
During my 18 years I came to bat almost 10,000 times. I struck out about 1,700 times and walked maybe 1,800 times. You figure a ballplayer will average about 500 at bats a season. That means I played seven years without ever hitting the ball.
-- Mickey Mantle
by bosoxsiempregirl on Jun 7, 2008 10:32 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Last I checked.
We split the series with the Indians.
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jun 7, 2008 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
She doesn't get the facts sadly
just spits out random stuff like she spits out her dads sperm.
by iorange555 on Jun 7, 2008 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you are a very sad
person. that is simply just sick.
During my 18 years I came to bat almost 10,000 times. I struck out about 1,700 times and walked maybe 1,800 times. You figure a ballplayer will average about 500 at bats a season. That means I played seven years without ever hitting the ball.
-- Mickey Mantle
by bosoxsiempregirl on Jun 7, 2008 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you brought
it in the family first don’t start acting all goody goody now.
by iorange555 on Jun 7, 2008 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's inappropriate
Please stop making posts like that.
by Adam J. Morris on Jun 7, 2008 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like i said
She brought it in the family first.
by iorange555 on Jun 7, 2008 10:49 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
HMM
Didn’t the red sox just get shut out by Seattle? talk about pathetic.
by iorange555 on Jun 7, 2008 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
IBTL
I’m guessing a thread close is imminent.
by brettgardner on Jun 7, 2008 10:34 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
good
this is like a car wreck that I can’t stop staring at
by 1man5tools on Jun 7, 2008 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
My
Sexually-themed post was perhaps too much, but I did mean it light-heartedly.
I think now, though, that this thread is beginning to resemble a standard, low-quality blog.
I apologize for getting the ball rolling, and I hope this thread disappears soon.
by brettgardner on Jun 7, 2008 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I still don't understand what sparked this rant.
Why does a Red Sox fan care about the Rangers DFAing Ponson? If you think it was the wrong thing, maybe you’d like your team to pick him up.
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jun 7, 2008 10:35 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe
She’s still mad about the Gagne trade.
by 1man5tools on Jun 7, 2008 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
when your beloved Rangers actually make it
beyond anything other than the bottom of the AL, let me know. I actually started to enjoy the Rangers with Ponson. I like Hamilton and enjoy watching him as well. But obviously being a fan of the Rangers means you have to have a sick mouth, and can’t be a fan of any other team. I’ll stick with my Red Sox. You’ll find them at the top of the standings.
During my 18 years I came to bat almost 10,000 times. I struck out about 1,700 times and walked maybe 1,800 times. You figure a ballplayer will average about 500 at bats a season. That means I played seven years without ever hitting the ball.
-- Mickey Mantle
by bosoxsiempregirl on Jun 7, 2008 10:45 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
redsox
a redsox fan, yet your signature is mickey mantle?
a real redsox fan would quote ted williams
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Jun 7, 2008 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1. nuff said.
To be fair... You are a fan of School of Rock so your ability to judge anything is VASTLY overrated!!!!
~King Billy Royal, Minor League Ball
by ivysafety39 on Jun 7, 2008 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ok
A man has to have goals – for a day, for a lifetime – and that was mine, to have people say, ‘There goes Ted Williams, the greatest hitter who ever lived.’
Ted Williams
During my 18 years I came to bat almost 10,000 times. I struck out about 1,700 times and walked maybe 1,800 times. You figure a ballplayer will average about 500 at bats a season. That means I played seven years without ever hitting the ball.
-- Mickey Mantle
by bosoxsiempregirl on Jun 7, 2008 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and another
All managers are losers, they are the most expendable pieces of furniture on the face of the Earth.
Ted Williams
During my 18 years I came to bat almost 10,000 times. I struck out about 1,700 times and walked maybe 1,800 times. You figure a ballplayer will average about 500 at bats a season. That means I played seven years without ever hitting the ball.
-- Mickey Mantle
by bosoxsiempregirl on Jun 7, 2008 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep
He didn’t do much with the Senators.
by SanDiegoKev on Jun 7, 2008 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
quote gangsta...
but he said that way before 1986…
To be fair... You are a fan of School of Rock so your ability to judge anything is VASTLY overrated!!!!
~King Billy Royal, Minor League Ball
by ivysafety39 on Jun 7, 2008 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and there's roger maris
in my profile pick. Does that mean I can’t be a Red Sox fan either?
During my 18 years I came to bat almost 10,000 times. I struck out about 1,700 times and walked maybe 1,800 times. You figure a ballplayer will average about 500 at bats a season. That means I played seven years without ever hitting the ball.
-- Mickey Mantle
by bosoxsiempregirl on Jun 7, 2008 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no
but you keep bringing up the redsox, who have had very recent success after a long drought. yet you have yankee quotes and pictures.
i don’t know a true redsox fan, who would have all these yankee things.
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Jun 7, 2008 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am a fan of baseball first.
And the 1961 Yankees were great.
During my 18 years I came to bat almost 10,000 times. I struck out about 1,700 times and walked maybe 1,800 times. You figure a ballplayer will average about 500 at bats a season. That means I played seven years without ever hitting the ball.
-- Mickey Mantle
by bosoxsiempregirl on Jun 7, 2008 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well, yeah...
...cause thats way before 1986…
To be fair... You are a fan of School of Rock so your ability to judge anything is VASTLY overrated!!!!
~King Billy Royal, Minor League Ball
by ivysafety39 on Jun 7, 2008 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nope...
...just means your one of the many east coast elitests that caused me to flee…
for saying you’re a true bosox fan, and having a start date to your fandom… we’re just pointing out that you might consider what other die hards thing of maris, mantle, and the likes…
To be fair... You are a fan of School of Rock so your ability to judge anything is VASTLY overrated!!!!
~King Billy Royal, Minor League Ball
by ivysafety39 on Jun 7, 2008 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Scoreboarding
Really is the most pathetic form of argumentation.
by brettgardner on Jun 7, 2008 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I disagree.
Its the only one that counts.
During my 18 years I came to bat almost 10,000 times. I struck out about 1,700 times and walked maybe 1,800 times. You figure a ballplayer will average about 500 at bats a season. That means I played seven years without ever hitting the ball.
-- Mickey Mantle
by bosoxsiempregirl on Jun 7, 2008 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
im sure you were critical in their success.
Bring up Justin Smoak
by DSheppard on Jun 7, 2008 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ponson is the reason...
if you prefer ponson over hammy you can now have him…
To be fair... You are a fan of School of Rock so your ability to judge anything is VASTLY overrated!!!!
~King Billy Royal, Minor League Ball
by ivysafety39 on Jun 7, 2008 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You keep
telling us the facts cause you’re just so darn good at getting the facts. Go with the winner thats fine and if you want to watch Ponson I believe he’s in the BDl
by iorange555 on Jun 7, 2008 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
my 2cents
I’m not even wasting my time reading all this. Go back to watching the bandwagon redsox and leave.
Seriously, ponsons been given several chances by several teams and was told he had 1 strike here and he had 3 apparent incidents.
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Jun 7, 2008 10:45 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
bandwagon since 1986?
During my 18 years I came to bat almost 10,000 times. I struck out about 1,700 times and walked maybe 1,800 times. You figure a ballplayer will average about 500 at bats a season. That means I played seven years without ever hitting the ball.
-- Mickey Mantle
by bosoxsiempregirl on Jun 7, 2008 10:46 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
haha...
...forever…
To be fair... You are a fan of School of Rock so your ability to judge anything is VASTLY overrated!!!!
~King Billy Royal, Minor League Ball
by ivysafety39 on Jun 7, 2008 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
also
ponson wasnt some kind of ace, he was a cast away player they took a chance on when no one would.
it’s not like they dfa’d johan santana
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Jun 7, 2008 10:52 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This is the type of thing that quickly gets annoying.
If you want to talk about baseball, then please give me something to talk about. Give me the fact, the reasons, and the logic behind your arguments. Don’t want to use stats? Fine, give me your visual evaluations and scouting reports. But when all you do is go around and throw a bunch of poison, which have little relations with one another together and claim that your knowledge and wisdom is so far superior, without actually explaining how and why, it is difficult to take any of it seriously.
You say we have no pitching, and this is true, but you don’t just wish for pitching and have pitching magically appear in your hands. Can a good pitching team without hitting do well? Did you look at the Giants, Padres, Mariners, and the Blue Jays? Boston is a winner because they have both hitting and pitching, and it took them a long time to figure out how to do that. It is not an easy task, and is done through patient player development, wise trades, and good free-agency signings. Ironically, a lot of their success comes from the analysis of stats.
You say we water down the game to players without passion, but forget that stats are an objective measure of performance. Stats do not “make” a player, they reflect how much a player really contribute to a team. Passion and stats are not mutually exclusive, but only those who hates stats appear to think so.
However, most despicable part of this post, and as with some other supposed “fans”, is an absolute attempt to defy logic. Instead of following the evidence and facts to arrive at a conclusion, you invert the process and arrive at a conclusion first, and attempt to distort facts to fit your need while throw away the ones that do not match. You conclude that the organization is full of idiots, and you use this assumption (which is a fact to you) to explain everything. Why did they DFA Ponson? Oh let’s see, JD is an idiot, so whatever reason it is, it must be stupid anyway. Is it because he caused too much disturbance in the clubhouse? Nope, that can’t be it. It doesn’t seem stupid enough, there must be a “truer” story out there.
Then you try to link completely unrelated things together. How does passion of the game help you explain Ponson’s designation? Because he had passion? Passion of what? Or is it because the club doesn’t have passion which made them sign Ponson? If that’s a bad decision, why not get rid of him? What’s the reason behind anything? Do you ask that question?
Finally, don’t embarrass yourself by proclaiming yourself as a true fan. True fan does not mean unthinking fans. Have we been poor as an organization? Have we not won very much? Yes. Now ask your self why this is so. No, you don’t really want to ask that question do you, you don’t want to think about it. You say that the results is enough to indicate that they are idiots and will remain idiots, and anyone who questions or tries to dig deeper are wasting their time and therefore must be less than you.
This is the kind of crap that screws up so many things in the world.
by Telegraph on Jun 7, 2008 10:52 AM CDT reply actions 9 recs
Better than my
“sperm spitting” comment. NICE!
by iorange555 on Jun 7, 2008 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i've found
and new demi-god, i call him telegraph. and he is good.
To be fair... You are a fan of School of Rock so your ability to judge anything is VASTLY overrated!!!!
~King Billy Royal, Minor League Ball
by ivysafety39 on Jun 7, 2008 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
stupid.
Now ask your self why this is so. No, you don’t really want to ask that question do you, you don’t want to think about it. You say that the results is enough to indicate that they are idiots and will remain idiots, and anyone who questions or tries to dig deeper are wasting their time and therefore must be less than you.
What questions are there to ask? The Rangers simply do not care about winning. They don’t want to win. Its obvious.
During my 18 years I came to bat almost 10,000 times. I struck out about 1,700 times and walked maybe 1,800 times. You figure a ballplayer will average about 500 at bats a season. That means I played seven years without ever hitting the ball.
-- Mickey Mantle
by bosoxsiempregirl on Jun 7, 2008 10:55 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Why do they not care about winning? What do they care about then?
What makes it obvious?
by Telegraph on Jun 7, 2008 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i love the whole..
...part where you back up youth hypothesis with… i dunno… facts.
To be fair... You are a fan of School of Rock so your ability to judge anything is VASTLY overrated!!!!
~King Billy Royal, Minor League Ball
by ivysafety39 on Jun 7, 2008 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I was a judge
I would hold you in comtempt for pure stupidity.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jun 10, 2008 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Penalty box.
Please use subjunctive.
by brettgardner on Jun 10, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eh
I guess this is all pointless though when in a couple of years the rangers start making the playoffs she’ll become a fan and act like she was a fan all along.
by iorange555 on Jun 7, 2008 10:57 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i can see it
i’ve been a rangers fan since 1990!!! i loved steve buechelle!! ~ boxossiempregirl, Sept 11th 2010
To be fair... You are a fan of School of Rock so your ability to judge anything is VASTLY overrated!!!!
~King Billy Royal, Minor League Ball
by ivysafety39 on Jun 7, 2008 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ok....that one got me.
I have been a fan of the Red Sox since I was 16. You will never see the Rangers in the World Series. I have been a Red Sox fan when they were horrible…and stayed true. Just like all of you are for the Rangers. True fans.
87-75 1986 Rangers
99-66 1986 Red Sox with Roger Clemens
During my 18 years I came to bat almost 10,000 times. I struck out about 1,700 times and walked maybe 1,800 times. You figure a ballplayer will average about 500 at bats a season. That means I played seven years without ever hitting the ball.
-- Mickey Mantle
by bosoxsiempregirl on Jun 7, 2008 11:02 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha
... i love the with roger clemens modifier… does that mean the record is tainted or that thats why you started watching.. cause if thats the case… your a clemens fan(second time you’ve mentioned him) and not a red sox fan…
To be fair... You are a fan of School of Rock so your ability to judge anything is VASTLY overrated!!!!
~King Billy Royal, Minor League Ball
by ivysafety39 on Jun 7, 2008 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this is probably one of the worst fanposts
that’s actually attempted to have content
by tangiers on Jun 7, 2008 11:00 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
22 years later
and the Rangers still suck. And the Red Sox went to the World Series.
During my 18 years I came to bat almost 10,000 times. I struck out about 1,700 times and walked maybe 1,800 times. You figure a ballplayer will average about 500 at bats a season. That means I played seven years without ever hitting the ball.
-- Mickey Mantle
by bosoxsiempregirl on Jun 7, 2008 11:03 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Because only winning teams deserve to have fans.
Evidently.
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jun 7, 2008 11:03 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not at all...
only the yankees, red sox, cubs, orioles, and dodgers…
To be fair... You are a fan of School of Rock so your ability to judge anything is VASTLY overrated!!!!
~King Billy Royal, Minor League Ball
by ivysafety39 on Jun 7, 2008 11:07 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and
White Sox
Cardinals
Braves
During my 18 years I came to bat almost 10,000 times. I struck out about 1,700 times and walked maybe 1,800 times. You figure a ballplayer will average about 500 at bats a season. That means I played seven years without ever hitting the ball.
-- Mickey Mantle
by bosoxsiempregirl on Jun 7, 2008 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lets get rid of all the other teams then
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Jun 7, 2008 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what other teams?
oh, you mean the minor league teams… like the royals, giants, angels, reds, phillies…. who all have tremendous history and world series rings… but they aren’t great now so screw em…
To be fair... You are a fan of School of Rock so your ability to judge anything is VASTLY overrated!!!!
~King Billy Royal, Minor League Ball
by ivysafety39 on Jun 7, 2008 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well...
...yeah but if this was 2000, we’d have a pretty same arguement as far as that goes wouldn’t we…
To be fair... You are a fan of School of Rock so your ability to judge anything is VASTLY overrated!!!!
~King Billy Royal, Minor League Ball
by ivysafety39 on Jun 7, 2008 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
again...
...opinion’s are like butts… they’re only attractive if you have the full story…
To be fair... You are a fan of School of Rock so your ability to judge anything is VASTLY overrated!!!!
~King Billy Royal, Minor League Ball
by ivysafety39 on Jun 7, 2008 11:05 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This reminds me of when Tom Hicks Jr. ...
went into that British pub. He got out before it got really messy though.
The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT
http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893
by LAMuscleFag on Jun 7, 2008 11:07 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
here's how the Rangers get World Series rings...
10:12 PM CDT on Friday, April 18, 2008
By EVAN GRANT / The Dallas Morning News
egrant@dallasnews.com
David Murphy and Kason Gabbard returned to Fenway Park on Friday for the first time since Boston traded the duo to the Texas Rangers along with prospect Engel Beltre for Eric Gagne last July.
Both found tokens of appreciation upon their arrival.
The Red Sox presented both players with World Series rings commemorating their small roles in Boston’s 2007 world championship. Murphy played three games for the Red Sox last season, and Gabbard pitched in seven games.
During my 18 years I came to bat almost 10,000 times. I struck out about 1,700 times and walked maybe 1,800 times. You figure a ballplayer will average about 500 at bats a season. That means I played seven years without ever hitting the ball.
-- Mickey Mantle
by bosoxsiempregirl on Jun 7, 2008 11:10 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
geez...
way to stay on topic… if your only retort to every question or contrary fact is “look at out shiny ring” then why are you even here…
To be fair... You are a fan of School of Rock so your ability to judge anything is VASTLY overrated!!!!
~King Billy Royal, Minor League Ball
by ivysafety39 on Jun 7, 2008 11:13 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Red Sox fans have become exactly like Yankees fans.
Who, ironically, they used to hate.
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jun 7, 2008 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1.
you’re holding it down for the ladies…
To be fair... You are a fan of School of Rock so your ability to judge anything is VASTLY overrated!!!!
~King Billy Royal, Minor League Ball
by ivysafety39 on Jun 7, 2008 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
still hate the Yankees.
During my 18 years I came to bat almost 10,000 times. I struck out about 1,700 times and walked maybe 1,800 times. You figure a ballplayer will average about 500 at bats a season. That means I played seven years without ever hitting the ball.
-- Mickey Mantle
by bosoxsiempregirl on Jun 7, 2008 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
doesn't mean...
...sox fans aren’t just like’em now…
To be fair... You are a fan of School of Rock so your ability to judge anything is VASTLY overrated!!!!
~King Billy Royal, Minor League Ball
by ivysafety39 on Jun 7, 2008 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Concur...
she is just as annoying and ignorant as any Yankee fan.
Instead of being humble and knowledgeable about the BoSox winning, she runs her mouth about something she knows nothing about. How about the 86 years before 2004 you idiot? Go troll some Yankee site you bandwagon jumping fool. No Boox fan puts a Yankee quote in their sig. If the Yanks won the WS in the last 4 or 5 years I’m sure you would be a Yankee fan because you are “first and foremost a baseball fan”.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
by slc ranger on Jun 7, 2008 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Funny stuff...
Honestly, I couldn’t read that entire piece, but it reminded me why I stopped reading the comments over at the Dallas Morning News Blog. I’m pretty sure you could’ve summarized that entire fanpost as :
BLAH BLAH BLAH Rangers suck
BLAH BLAH BLAH I’m a Red Sox fan
BLAH BLAH BLAH Ponson is my lover
by jcir454 on Jun 7, 2008 11:12 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Here's how to make cereal.
Pour some cereal in a bowl followed by milk and get a spoon then BAM!
It’s yummy.
by iorange555 on Jun 7, 2008 11:12 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i love emeril...
To be fair... You are a fan of School of Rock so your ability to judge anything is VASTLY overrated!!!!
~King Billy Royal, Minor League Ball
by ivysafety39 on Jun 7, 2008 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ok lets get down to buisness
What are we working with here? Bosox give me bra size and waist size stat.
Im gonna make love in this club.
by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 7, 2008 11:16 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs
REC
Let alone the fact that you got a great response, you just soared up, son.
"Chase. Dominguez is not really your liking" - Mr Santos
by Chase Irwin on Jun 7, 2008 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
36 D, size 5 waist
Spainiard, olive skin, 5’5”. Blood type O+ (burnt orange for the Longhorns). Shoe size 8…
During my 18 years I came to bat almost 10,000 times. I struck out about 1,700 times and walked maybe 1,800 times. You figure a ballplayer will average about 500 at bats a season. That means I played seven years without ever hitting the ball.
-- Mickey Mantle
by bosoxsiempregirl on Jun 7, 2008 11:20 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Spicy
Heres what im thinking
You
Me
Mustard
and industrial strength saran wrap
Lets make dreams come true baby.
by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 7, 2008 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
up to this point
i really thought is was mindy mccready…
To be fair... You are a fan of School of Rock so your ability to judge anything is VASTLY overrated!!!!
~King Billy Royal, Minor League Ball
by ivysafety39 on Jun 7, 2008 11:25 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1 good one.
During my 18 years I came to bat almost 10,000 times. I struck out about 1,700 times and walked maybe 1,800 times. You figure a ballplayer will average about 500 at bats a season. That means I played seven years without ever hitting the ball.
-- Mickey Mantle
by bosoxsiempregirl on Jun 7, 2008 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
See
My comment about sucking salty’s balls wasn’t that far of a stretch you’re already throwing condiments on each other.
by iorange555 on Jun 7, 2008 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well, yeah....
you gotta wear protection out there..
To be fair... You are a fan of School of Rock so your ability to judge anything is VASTLY overrated!!!!
~King Billy Royal, Minor League Ball
by ivysafety39 on Jun 7, 2008 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i smell a serious LSB Power Rankings takeover...
i officially believe.
by oc on Jun 7, 2008 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mustard?
LOL…how kinky! I love it! Hmm I wonder what Salts is gonna do with that.. hmmm
The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT
http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893
by LAMuscleFag on Jun 7, 2008 11:27 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know
I hope she joins us for the gameday thread, thats when things really start getting freaky.
by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 7, 2008 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Might
Have to bring out the diseased infested Tomato’s.
by iorange555 on Jun 7, 2008 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you've banged ponson haven't you?
Rare Gnats Sex
by ab03 on Jun 7, 2008 11:24 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
how clever...
QUICK! SOMEBODY OUT THERE JUST GOOFED ON A STATISTIC!
GO! GO! FOR THE GOOD OF THE CITY!
i officially believe.
by oc on Jun 7, 2008 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
CODE RED! CODE RED!
"Typical woman. 'Give me' 'Give me' 'Give me'
I’ll give ya something.
1. A backhand
2. A stuffing
3. $500 if you promise never to post here again"
~ The Immortal, BG
by Chase Irwin on Jun 9, 2008 9:39 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sure. it was awesome. in the beginning.
he was incredible. really got in and back out you know? but the past 4 years have been kinda sloppy and he was drunk alot. sad folks. sad. so to stand up for Ponson I must have had sex with him.
During my 18 years I came to bat almost 10,000 times. I struck out about 1,700 times and walked maybe 1,800 times. You figure a ballplayer will average about 500 at bats a season. That means I played seven years without ever hitting the ball.
-- Mickey Mantle
by bosoxsiempregirl on Jun 7, 2008 11:31 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
its almost...
...as logical as the ragers don’t wanna win… and thats why they let go of ponson…
see how i did that, i brought it all the way back around… yeah…
To be fair... You are a fan of School of Rock so your ability to judge anything is VASTLY overrated!!!!
~King Billy Royal, Minor League Ball
by ivysafety39 on Jun 7, 2008 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously, you're fat, aren't you?
For some reason, in my mind you come off as a really fat girl.
by Garcia on Jun 7, 2008 11:35 AM CDT reply actions 1 recs
funny, but not at all
...and you come off as a really stupid guy. baseball is my boyfriend looks like a fat chick. and you probably just insulted her. smooth move stupid.
During my 18 years I came to bat almost 10,000 times. I struck out about 1,700 times and walked maybe 1,800 times. You figure a ballplayer will average about 500 at bats a season. That means I played seven years without ever hitting the ball.
-- Mickey Mantle
by bosoxsiempregirl on Jun 7, 2008 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
got any pics, Ms. BoSoxAlways?
i officially believe.
by oc on Jun 7, 2008 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Um. No one called me fat until you did.
Thanks. That really hurts coming from you. I think I’ll go cry now.
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jun 7, 2008 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think...
bbimbf is moving up the LSB power rankings…
To be fair... You are a fan of School of Rock so your ability to judge anything is VASTLY overrated!!!!
~King Billy Royal, Minor League Ball
by ivysafety39 on Jun 7, 2008 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn
That means I’ll still be stuck here in the mexican softball league. It sucks i have to get every ball in the outfield cause everyone is afraid to go by the fence.
by iorange555 on Jun 7, 2008 11:54 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+ 1
I don’t see a fat chick in the pic. I see a fun loving, good looking, classy lady myself – but that’s just me :) and she loves the Rangers so she belongs!
The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT
http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893
by LAMuscleFag on Jun 7, 2008 11:57 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Totally agree
and based off the fucking stupidity of this bosox whore, I’d put a large sum on BBIMBF having a much better face than this skank.
"Chase. Dominguez is not really your liking" - Mr Santos
by Chase Irwin on Jun 7, 2008 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude
She gave her stats above earlier to me. Don’t try and take it all for yourself.
GET OFF MY KOOL-AID BITCH!
by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 7, 2008 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hahaha
...this is starting to turn into the greatest fanpost ever.
i officially believe.
by oc on Jun 7, 2008 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
My God
You’re right.
I retract any regret.
by brettgardner on Jun 7, 2008 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+ 1
yeh Salts was just about to slather on the mustard and “GO YARD”!!
The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT
http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893
by LAMuscleFag on Jun 7, 2008 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had to check myself there for a moment
but I was going to mention something or other about manicured lawns.
"Typical woman. 'Give me' 'Give me' 'Give me'
I’ll give ya something.
1. A backhand
2. A stuffing
3. $500 if you promise never to post here again"
~ The Immortal, BG
by Chase Irwin on Jun 7, 2008 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hahaha don't go there now!
oops looks like you already did :)
The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT
http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893
by LAMuscleFag on Jun 7, 2008 2:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
36d's
don’t fit a 5’5”er
To be fair... You are a fan of School of Rock so your ability to judge anything is VASTLY overrated!!!!
~King Billy Royal, Minor League Ball
by ivysafety39 on Jun 7, 2008 11:37 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
@ garcia
To be fair... You are a fan of School of Rock so your ability to judge anything is VASTLY overrated!!!!
~King Billy Royal, Minor League Ball
by ivysafety39 on Jun 7, 2008 11:37 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes they do...
i carry them around every day.
During my 18 years I came to bat almost 10,000 times. I struck out about 1,700 times and walked maybe 1,800 times. You figure a ballplayer will average about 500 at bats a season. That means I played seven years without ever hitting the ball.
-- Mickey Mantle
by bosoxsiempregirl on Jun 7, 2008 11:38 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope you carry them around on your chest...
.. .and not the silicon casings they came in
by Melmart1 on Jun 7, 2008 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
LOL
ut oh.. purse fight! take cover!
The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT
http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893
by LAMuscleFag on Jun 7, 2008 1:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
HA!
I can’t fight her .. as she is merely a “girl,” as evidenced from her name. I, on the other hand, am a woman. It would be like stealing candy from a baby.
I mean, seriously … her name means “Bosox Forever Girl.” ... then she proceeds to quote a MFY? Not only is she a bandwagoner, but she is the worst kind … the clueless kind. A good bandwagoner would at least learn about their new team’s history and how to act like a fan before they purchase their authentic throwback and run their new hat through the laundry a few times to make it look faded and worn in, like they had been wearing it since 1986.
by Melmart1 on Jun 7, 2008 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+ 1 yeh a pretty woman..
from what I remember. What did you do with that lovely pic of yourself??
The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT
http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893
by LAMuscleFag on Jun 7, 2008 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awwww...
... that is so sweet of you to say. I need to make you one of my gays. Will you be my internet gay, haha! I never had one of those …
As for the pic, I took it down cus I thought crack girl (my current avatar) was funny, and I was hoping to get a tan this summer and take a better pic. But alas, I should just resign myself to being the Whitest Mexican Who Ever Did Live and deal with it. I’ll put the pic back up if you like.
by Melmart1 on Jun 7, 2008 1:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you bet sugar lump!
I’ll be your “internet gay” any time! You should put that pic back up.. I must admit I have looked at it several times thinking what a nice pic it was. You got it you might as well showcase it.
The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT
http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893
by LAMuscleFag on Jun 7, 2008 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You slut...
you said you would be my internet gay LA/NY.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
by slc ranger on Jun 7, 2008 1:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't worry SLC I got soooo much LOVE ...
I can spread it amongst several :)
The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT
http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893
by LAMuscleFag on Jun 7, 2008 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"One of my gays"
Did she just put you in her stable?
by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 7, 2008 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope so Salts..
I could do a lot worse… check out that sweet looking face :)
The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT
http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893
by LAMuscleFag on Jun 7, 2008 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Even if I had a stable ...
... you would be the stud. Besides, it’s not a stable if you are the only internet gay.
by Melmart1 on Jun 7, 2008 2:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
awww bless your heart *smooch*
The "Electrician" was born 7/16/07 11:53 PM EDT
http://www.lonestarball.com/2007/7/16/213154/893
by LAMuscleFag on Jun 7, 2008 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey hey hey!
Don’t you be calling my internet gay a slut! Thems be fighting words. We can share, you can be the secret friend who you always invite over but never take out in public because you are ashamed and don’t want them to meet your friends or run into anyone you know. Sound like a deal?
by Melmart1 on Jun 7, 2008 2:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK, done ...
just put on your sunglasses before you look! You have been warned, haha.
by Melmart1 on Jun 7, 2008 2:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You need to post more.
"Chase. Dominguez is not really your liking" - Mr Santos
by Chase Irwin on Jun 7, 2008 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will ...
... is it bad if I think a younger Bill Murray is talking to me everytime I see one of your posts?
by Melmart1 on Jun 7, 2008 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not at all
I’m taking the elevator straight to the top. Life’s too short.
I damn sure won’t forget LSB, either.
"Typical woman. 'Give me' 'Give me' 'Give me'
I’ll give ya something.
1. A backhand
2. A stuffing
3. $500 if you promise never to post here again"
~ The Immortal, BG
by Chase Irwin on Jun 7, 2008 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Heh
but you won’t friend me on facebook.
Too dangerous!
=)
"Typical woman. 'Give me' 'Give me' 'Give me'
I’ll give ya something.
1. A backhand
2. A stuffing
3. $500 if you promise never to post here again"
~ The Immortal, BG
by Chase Irwin on Jun 7, 2008 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh shit
Sorry I didn’t see that.
Wasn’t intentional, just don’t check it too often. Done now.
by brettgardner on Jun 7, 2008 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
HaHa
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
by slc ranger on Jun 7, 2008 1:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Burned
good stuff, Mel.
"Chase. Dominguez is not really your liking" - Mr Santos
by Chase Irwin on Jun 7, 2008 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not anyone's judge
But I have opinions, not always correct ones. This fanpost is ditzy enough to suspect either rabies or a collective buildup of mind altering substances. The examples cited do show a great awareness of baseball and its’ outstanding players some of whom have character issues or competitive distemper.
Just one thing. The mindset, in particular using “the scoreboard” as the metric for good versus bad, is not one I’d like to see raising a 14 year old.
Nice repartee, but I’d sure enjoy passionate argument without epithets or personality insults. Downhill all the way, ladies and gents. Keep raising the next generation to win at any cost and to out trash mouth anyone who bothers, much less disagrees, with you.
Sorry about being blunt. I don’t care much for street cred. Be real or get healed.
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
by Ed Coffin on Jun 7, 2008 11:41 AM CDT reply actions 8 recs
spoken like a true gentleman.
And undeniably, the only comment that has any merit. Good job Ed.
During my 18 years I came to bat almost 10,000 times. I struck out about 1,700 times and walked maybe 1,800 times. You figure a ballplayer will average about 500 at bats a season. That means I played seven years without ever hitting the ball.
-- Mickey Mantle
by bosoxsiempregirl on Jun 7, 2008 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Coff in his element...
...always the voice of reason.
i officially believe.
by oc on Jun 7, 2008 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How the hell did this fanpost get two recs?
by cstorm15 on Jun 7, 2008 11:44 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Right here baby
This thing was pure gold from post 1
by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 7, 2008 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just for you salty...
I will put up a pic tomorrow or Monday.
During my 18 years I came to bat almost 10,000 times. I struck out about 1,700 times and walked maybe 1,800 times. You figure a ballplayer will average about 500 at bats a season. That means I played seven years without ever hitting the ball.
-- Mickey Mantle
by bosoxsiempregirl on Jun 7, 2008 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
why
punish all of us for what satly wants…
j/k
To be fair... You are a fan of School of Rock so your ability to judge anything is VASTLY overrated!!!!
~King Billy Royal, Minor League Ball
by ivysafety39 on Jun 7, 2008 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
++++1. lmao
During my 18 years I came to bat almost 10,000 times. I struck out about 1,700 times and walked maybe 1,800 times. You figure a ballplayer will average about 500 at bats a season. That means I played seven years without ever hitting the ball.
-- Mickey Mantle
by bosoxsiempregirl on Jun 7, 2008 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bosox
You ignite a fire in my loins that I have not felt since MASH was canceled.
You COMPLETE ME. Our love was forged in the fires of hell.
by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 7, 2008 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hahahahahahahahahaha
i officially believe.
by oc on Jun 7, 2008 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"You ignite a fire in my loins that I have not felt since MASH was canceled."
Comedy Gold..!!
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
by WhipSmart on Jun 7, 2008 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
please...
...no Glamour Shots…
those are just… ugh…
i officially believe.
by oc on Jun 7, 2008 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
spare us your “fake” look.
"Chase. Dominguez is not really your liking" - Mr Santos
by Chase Irwin on Jun 7, 2008 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i too gave this a recommendation...
i officially believe.
by oc on Jun 7, 2008 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude
you are an idiot. you can’t just make up random bs and expect people to believe it.
this is all Ponson’s fault. Tell me , how many teams would have given him a chance to pitch and then kept him after his behavior. He got his second chance, and you know what he did, he wasted it.
In the words of Mike Gundy ” Get your facts straight”
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by hinduplaya on Jun 7, 2008 11:57 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i just got to thinking...
...it’s usually assumed that if your pitcher works quickly, the defense behind him will be sharp… they’ll stay on their toes, and not get too lax…
yet… of all our pitchers this year… the Rangers gave up the most unearned runs on Ponson’s clock…
i officially believe.
by oc on Jun 7, 2008 11:57 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thats because Ponson's clock is only set to 1 time and 1 time only
BEER THIRTY.
by SaltyGoesYard on Jun 7, 2008 12:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
its not beer, its cerveza..
sorry…i hate that commercial…
To be fair... You are a fan of School of Rock so your ability to judge anything is VASTLY overrated!!!!
~King Billy Royal, Minor League Ball
by ivysafety39 on Jun 7, 2008 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not as bad as the Black & Mild radio campaign...
i officially believe.
by oc on Jun 7, 2008 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like her calling me fat was appropriate.
This thread left the realm of appropriate long ago.
A Red Sox fan called me fat. I haven't heard that since I was in 4th grade, which was further back for her than it was for me.
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jun 7, 2008 12:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs