7/1/08 game day thread 2
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Yes...
you can hate on his bat against lefties if you want, but he is sexual with the glove.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 1, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
starting OFer
let the pissing and bitching begin.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
I agree, no matter what anyone says.
My three favorite numbers: 10, 32, 36. =)
by utlonghorn24 on Jul 1, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nice catch Murph!!!
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Jul 1, 2008 7:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Jessica Simpson AND Usher
I must watch that episode of the Twilight Zone…haha
by Slaw on Jul 1, 2008 7:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I missed this ad, evidently
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 1, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the two episodes advertised
1: a doll collection comes to life
2: a demonic pimp terrorizes from beyond the grave
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that twilight zone episode sounds incredible.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2008 7:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I know right
I just told my husband “that sounds like a recipe for suck, right there”
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by lisa w on Jul 1, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hammy its about time you hit an extra base hit.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2008 7:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OT- I think the Edinson correction begins now...
I’ve been watching this game and he’s starting to get more wild.
5.1 7H 3BB 3K 3ER(may end up 4) 96 pitcher only 54 strikes.
Against Pitt too.
by ericeric on Jul 1, 2008 7:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah, i've been going back and forth
he’s really wild today.
Dino Radja >>> Soft Nowitzki
by Longhorn on Jul 1, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
peeps with extra innings
check out the indians/white sox game. I don’t want to start anything, but just watching Danks pitch….he looks kinda nasty. Kinda fun to watch pitch.
Dino Radja >>> Soft Nowitzki
by Longhorn on Jul 1, 2008 7:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I love the days when
Edinson and Danks pitch.
by ericeric on Jul 1, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
they have pictched the same day for a couple weeks now.
Dino Radja >>> Soft Nowitzki
by Longhorn on Jul 1, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
gotta think that after Chamberlain....
that Geise is going to look like BP
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Jul 1, 2008 7:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Okay
As much as I love 2-1 wins, we gotta get some more runs here…
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2008 7:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I agree
Still don’t trust the bullpen enough to hand them a 1 run lead.
by Slaw on Jul 1, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep
+1
My three favorite numbers: 10, 32, 36. =)
by utlonghorn24 on Jul 1, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
there we go milton.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2008 7:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Boardgame damnit!
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2008 7:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well that's not a K
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 1, 2008 7:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FINALLY!
WB Board Game.
My three favorite numbers: 10, 32, 36. =)
by utlonghorn24 on Jul 1, 2008 7:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
im going to be bitter if CD starts another inning
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2008 7:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He needs to be batting 5th
Having Murphy and Byrd in front of him is killing his RBI chances.
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Byrd better do something here or die
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2008 7:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he's not going to do anything with that pressure
Rare Gnats Sex
by ab03 on Jul 1, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He doesn't do anything with no pressure either.
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he goes on mini runs sometimes
but that doesn’t seem to happen as often as it needs to
Rare Gnats Sex
by ab03 on Jul 1, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Boggs needs to be in there instead of Byrd
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Byrd:
A memo from LSB:
Dear Marlon,
We would appreciate it if you would use your playing time more graciously. You may start be getting a hit. It would be very much appreciated.
Sincerely,
LSB
My three favorite numbers: 10, 32, 36. =)
by utlonghorn24 on Jul 1, 2008 7:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah...
I’m pissed for wasting the stamp. Those things are freakin’ expensive now.
My three favorite numbers: 10, 32, 36. =)
by utlonghorn24 on Jul 1, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You need the forever stamp lol
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fail again.
Way to suck Byrd. If he starts tomorrow, I would be shocked.
My three favorite numbers: 10, 32, 36. =)
by utlonghorn24 on Jul 1, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I won't be
RW has a mancrush on him.
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 1, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Make that disappointed then.
My three favorite numbers: 10, 32, 36. =)
by utlonghorn24 on Jul 1, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I won't be
Ron Washington would probably start him if he busted his leg and had to sit out there in a wheelchair.
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2008 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha ha
great mental image
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 1, 2008 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Watch Out GDAWG just
got through telling me yesterday that Byrd is Hot and SHOULD be playing every day
by blueballlefty on Jul 1, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I said
Byrd was showing that he is on more of a hot streak than a cold streak and shouldn’t be benched completely because he does still have trade value. But w/e, you know me better than I do.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 1, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nope
dont know you just know what you said and you said it made sense for him to start 14 games in a row and sited some OPS that you came up with for like the odd number of AB’s on cloudy days or something of like .900
by blueballlefty on Jul 1, 2008 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You said he was on a massive cold streak
I said he actually had a hit in 4 straight games with a couple of those hits being for extra bases and a couple of walks in one of those games. With the addition of his great defense and how he is probably being showcased for a trade, it makes sense to play him.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 1, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
byrd sucks....
but big steve likes him…
Byrd
.277/ .354/ .420 since coming off the DL. Hes been really good and plays a really good CF.
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on Jul 1, 2008 3:37 PM PDT up actions 0 recs
by bhuckabee on Jul 1, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
go rangers go
go go
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NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Jul 1, 2008 7:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
2 runs
isn’t gonna cut it tonight.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2008 7:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
well
it cut it last night and it’s doing it so far today
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NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Jul 1, 2008 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, but....
Do you really expect another perfect outing from the bullpen?
My three favorite numbers: 10, 32, 36. =)
by utlonghorn24 on Jul 1, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
should expect it
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Jul 1, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
against this lineup....
..... that’s asking for a hell of a lot.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He sould really be batting 26th.
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Byrd
Should not be batting.
My three favorite numbers: 10, 32, 36. =)
by utlonghorn24 on Jul 1, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's batting that high
1) because RW likes him but also 2) the righty lefty thing.
Rare Gnats Sex
by ab03 on Jul 1, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
murphy
batting avg dropping like a rock and he doesnt exactly walk a lot.
by kumizi on Jul 1, 2008 7:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck Brett Gardner
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2008 8:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Cruz
havent heard much about him lately is he still lighting it up in AAA? Id rather watch him than Byrd.
by murph22 on Jul 1, 2008 8:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah he hit his 25th HR last night.
My three favorite numbers: 10, 32, 36. =)
by utlonghorn24 on Jul 1, 2008 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rocking a 1.161 OPS down there
I agree, I’d much rather see him than Byrd.
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep.
He deserves one more stint before we ship him out. (Make that an if also).
My three favorite numbers: 10, 32, 36. =)
by utlonghorn24 on Jul 1, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
who is going to play center?
murphy? OF defense takes a hit. Have they tried Boggs in center yet in the majors? If that works out, then byrd is superfluous.
Rare Gnats Sex
by ab03 on Jul 1, 2008 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Boggs hasn't played a game yet there
and his LF defense is making me worried about sticking him CF. Murphy can do a good job at center though.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 1, 2008 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Murphy used to draw a lot of praise for his CF defense in Boston
He’s started 9 games out there this year, and has looked pretty darn good to me. I don’t think having Murphy playing CF would be too much of a hit to the OF defense, if any.
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Um...
Hamilton, maybe?
My three favorite numbers: 10, 32, 36. =)
by utlonghorn24 on Jul 1, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Milly!
Nice!
"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson
by ghtd36 on Jul 1, 2008 8:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Millwood
On FIRE tonight. 6 K’s.
My three favorite numbers: 10, 32, 36. =)
by utlonghorn24 on Jul 1, 2008 8:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
milly
will crush all who oppose him
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NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Jul 1, 2008 8:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
sit your ass down again Bobby......
"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008
by Captain Fubar on Jul 1, 2008 8:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This has been one hell of a start for Millwood
Nice comeback after the debacle in Houston.
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2008 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
cruz
with byrd being suckass and murphy looking like a 4th outfielder again, i expect him to be here sometime this year.
by kumizi on Jul 1, 2008 8:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Milly ask, "How does my ass taste?"
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2008 8:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh my
I don’t know what to say about that….
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 1, 2008 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i've always
found that pic really messed up.
by jas003 on Jul 1, 2008 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm scarred
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2008 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
There are some things you can't un-see.
"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson
by ghtd36 on Jul 1, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 1, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bounce Bounce Do the Doggy Bounce
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Jul 1, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the problem is we are only up 1 run.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2008 8:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Salty will
get a solo shot here to reclaim a 2 run lead
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 1, 2008 8:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
davis swings and misses a lot
but at least hes not chasing a bunch of pitches in the dirt or anything.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2008 8:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
why is millwood being lifted...
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2008 8:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
makes no sense..
your “ace” has a 1 run game going through 5 in the low 80s pitch count.. a day after you lost your 8th inning setupman.. so you lift him after 5?
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
still at commercials
but this cannot be true. If so, he’d better be injured. Otherwise, just a turd of a decision.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would think
injury if he is really being lifted. I can’t imagine Wash pulling Millwood at 84 pitches.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 1, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Josh
mentions Cruz is he reading LSB right now?
by murph22 on Jul 1, 2008 8:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Some nights
I think he is
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 1, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If so...
I wonder if he gets a little sad when he sees we routinely make fun of him.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 1, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah...sad...
...until he picks up his paycheck.
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 1, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I laughed at one of his lines earlier tonight.
I even quoted it. I get brownie points.
by Slaw on Jul 1, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He makes fun of himself a good bit
I’m pretty sure he doesn’t take much he reads to seriously.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 1, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah...
and, to clarify, I think he is fine in the booth.
Much better than Norm Hitzges on HSE.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 1, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love the Josh and TAG team
My favorite broadcasting guys in all sports
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 1, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No
that would be Ralph and Razor.
"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?"
by sprite on Jul 1, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i was going to say that too
but they are a close second.
by jas003 on Jul 1, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ralph and Razor are #1 for me...
Josh and Tom are a fairly close 2 though
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by rangers85 on Jul 1, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think the broadcast team has more supporters than haters on here.
i also dont think he has ever heard of LSB
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It wouldn't surprise me if he doesn't keep game threads open...
he seems to be fairly technocrazy and seems to mention stuff often that is happening here.
JOSH, IF YOU READ THIS, SAY CODE WORD “BUDDY” THIS INNING
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by rangers85 on Jul 1, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It looks like Salty is starting to press at the plate now
Swinging at the high crap like that.
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2008 8:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
must be all the pressure
from all this playing time
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by ab03 on Jul 1, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
milwood
only at 84 pitches
if rupe comes in, im gonna be pissed
by kumizi on Jul 1, 2008 8:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Let it begin then.
I am very confused. Either Ron is an even bigger idiot than I thought (which is saying quite a bit), or Millwood is hurt.
My three favorite numbers: 10, 32, 36. =)
by utlonghorn24 on Jul 1, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so
are we going to strike out more then 15 times in this game?
by jas003 on Jul 1, 2008 8:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What. the. fuck?
84 pitches? Milwood needs to sack it up.
by Garcia on Jul 1, 2008 8:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
man
a shit load of strikeouts
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NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Jul 1, 2008 8:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Rupealoop.
"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson
by ghtd36 on Jul 1, 2008 8:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Its got to be an injury
to Millwood
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 1, 2008 8:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yup, not with ARod and company up this inning
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by rangers85 on Jul 1, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
rupe
hasn’t allowed a run in 7 games
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NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Jul 1, 2008 8:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
lol
Suck on that A-Rod. Go sit the F down.
My three favorite numbers: 10, 32, 36. =)
by utlonghorn24 on Jul 1, 2008 8:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ARod Sucks Randy's Johnson
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by rangers85 on Jul 1, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
A-Rod
How’s the ass of 24 kids taste?
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 1, 2008 8:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
+100
Beautiful timing on that one.
My three favorite numbers: 10, 32, 36. =)
by utlonghorn24 on Jul 1, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i dont think he is too jealous oft the rangers.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
who cares
he’s tasting ass
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 1, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He likes it.
Anyone thinking arod’s not a switch hitter is wrong.
by ericeric on Jul 1, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i was gonna say
i don’t really think he has regrets about being traded
Rare Gnats Sex
by ab03 on Jul 1, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have Rupe's autograph
back when he was rockin the business in the front, party in the back mullet.
by Slaw on Jul 1, 2008 8:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
now up to allstarvote7@dodgit.com
wooooh go kins.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2008 8:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The Wolverine
Cuts up Mario
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 1, 2008 8:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Giambi kinda looks like Freddie Mercury.
by shroomer on Jul 1, 2008 8:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hide your kids, I'm going to Chuckie Cheese tonight!

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by rangers85 on Jul 1, 2008 8:18 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
LOL!
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's been a strike all night...
WTF?
My three favorite numbers: 10, 32, 36. =)
by utlonghorn24 on Jul 1, 2008 8:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Electricity is building in the bullpen...
My three favorite numbers: 10, 32, 36. =)
by utlonghorn24 on Jul 1, 2008 8:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wright already warming?
dont you let rupe go 2?
unless hes about to implode here.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2008 8:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ummmm...
well…. that might be the case.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i didnt read all the stories today
was there word on guardado?
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2008 8:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He ate one too many doughnuts pregame
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by rangers85 on Jul 1, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
DAMNIT!
Fucking Betemit.
My three favorite numbers: 10, 32, 36. =)
by utlonghorn24 on Jul 1, 2008 8:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that was a really sucky attempt murph
slow to get to it, bad throw.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2008 8:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
crap!
Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside and something else will take its place. If I quit, however, it lasts forever. - Lance Armstrong
by esme on Jul 1, 2008 8:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dang
I knew 2 runs wasn’t enough.
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 1, 2008 8:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I really can't believe you posted that.
He’ll hear about it, and it’ll make him nervous.
by ericeric on Jul 1, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what's wrong with that he posted?
Dino Radja >>> Soft Nowitzki
by Longhorn on Jul 1, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ummmmm
Because message boards have the power to jinx?
by ericeric on Jul 1, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It’s not like I said Schlact had a no-hitter going or anything.
by shroomer on Jul 1, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
17 in a row isn't a bad one though
For a non-top-25 prospect…
by ericeric on Jul 1, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i don't know what to think about him as a prospect
as soon as I’m ready to write him off, he re-emerges. I guess that just means he’s slow to develop, but he’s really really slow
Rare Gnats Sex
by ab03 on Jul 1, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good grief
I thought there was no way they’d even send him…Posada should have been dead.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 1, 2008 8:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
the ball died in the grass.
Tough for Murph to get to it with enough time to throw
by Brandon Worley on Jul 1, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
True
George is slow.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well you know wash
has a thing for only letting his pitchers go one inning.
by jas003 on Jul 1, 2008 8:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
well fark.....
"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008
by Captain Fubar on Jul 1, 2008 8:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh god...
Connor to the mound. There goes the game
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by rangers85 on Jul 1, 2008 8:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Let the second-guessing
Wash bashing begin…
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2008 8:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
about what?
does anybody possibly think millwood doesn’t have something wrong with him?
Rare Gnats Sex
by ab03 on Jul 1, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only thing I can think of...
is that ball he took off the leg in the early innings, maybe it was starting to bruise up and he was losing some of his kick start?
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by rangers85 on Jul 1, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i doubt it
unless millwood wasnt hurt. and if millwod wasnt hurt, he deserves to be bashed.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
caveat
if he isn’t hurt
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Connor curse
Is it going to be broken like the 1 game over .500 curse?
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 1, 2008 8:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Connor
thinks he’s all hard and shit. He never smiles so that means he’s good. What an asshole.
Dino Radja >>> Soft Nowitzki
by Longhorn on Jul 1, 2008 8:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Connor
He looks like Buck’s dad.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 1, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
speaking of Buck
he was on the Kellerman show the other day talking about how he doesn’t believe that other coaches/gms/whoever never would backstab anyone else on the coaching staff or in the front office and he admitted that he was very naive when it came to stuff like that…
Dino Radja >>> Soft Nowitzki
by Longhorn on Jul 1, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What the fuck
Johnney Damon is making fun of you Murphy, that was the pussiest throw I have ever seen.
DFA the arm, and possibly the player.
by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 1, 2008 8:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Okay
So maybe Rupe shouldn’t br brought into one run games just yet…
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2008 8:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That's the first run he's given up since June 3rd
Not sure about inherited runners though.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 1, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's allowed just 2 of 9 to score in that period
I guess putting him in was fine, it’s just kind of dissapointing that had to happen right there.
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He threw one bad pitch that inning...
II Cor. 4:17-18
by TedFord on Jul 1, 2008 8:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
milwood
have they mentioned yet if he was hurt?
by kumizi on Jul 1, 2008 8:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
oops
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Jul 1, 2008 8:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Unless you have AIDS
wait… what?
I shouldn’t have said that.
by AirJordan on Jul 1, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
top of the order better show up this inning.
im looking at you hammy.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2008 8:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You got that right
But it’s kind of a cool part of listening to them.
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thread 2 sucks
get Thread 3 up in the pen…
by murph22 on Jul 1, 2008 8:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I was just about to ask for turtles.
Thank you.
"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson
by ghtd36 on Jul 1, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this is like watching
the rangers in the playoffs, they get great pitching but cant score any runs…where’ s juan gonzalez when you need him?
by jas003 on Jul 1, 2008 8:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes...
Yankee Stadium: Where the Rangers offense goes to die.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 1, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
k, Josh better do something this inning
Dino Radja >>> Soft Nowitzki
by Longhorn on Jul 1, 2008 8:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nailed it.
+1
"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson
by ghtd36 on Jul 1, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's a rally starter
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Jul 1, 2008 8:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I vote that Ian steals 3 bases and gets enough votes to start the ASG as a result.
My three favorite numbers: 10, 32, 36. =)
by utlonghorn24 on Jul 1, 2008 8:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
One down,
two to go.
My three favorite numbers: 10, 32, 36. =)
by utlonghorn24 on Jul 1, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
BANG!
Man, Kinsler is straight MONEY.
"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson
by ghtd36 on Jul 1, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Kinsler
I love watching him on the basepaths.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 1, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Kinsler on the base paths

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by rangers85 on Jul 1, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
i don't know why
but that makes me laugh
by jas003 on Jul 1, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Somebody oughta photoshop some lettuce on that dog’s haid.
by shroomer on Jul 1, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if MY bunts
....
Dino Radja >>> Soft Nowitzki
by Longhorn on Jul 1, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
would you prefer
a flyout or groundout to the right side?
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
or a K
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ian Kinsler:
His singles are doubles and his doubles are runs.
Automatic.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 1, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thus his singles = runs?
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by rangers85 on Jul 1, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was a good pitch
MY should have bunted
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 1, 2008 8:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
nike mike, nice
Dino Radja >>> Soft Nowitzki
by Longhorn on Jul 1, 2008 8:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WTF, FOTF?
"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson
by ghtd36 on Jul 1, 2008 8:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thanks for nothing
Face of the douche. BALLGAME OVER.
by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 1, 2008 8:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Easy......
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
man, you have to advance the runner MY come on.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2008 8:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
oooOO
that would have been upperdeck a month ago
Dino Radja >>> Soft Nowitzki
by Longhorn on Jul 1, 2008 8:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that one too
Dino Radja >>> Soft Nowitzki
by Longhorn on Jul 1, 2008 8:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
and now 0-2 for hammy
come on… runner on 2nd with noone out for 2-3-4..
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2008 8:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
How much longer till CD
is batting 5th
by blueballlefty on Jul 1, 2008 8:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
as long as byrd is on this team
next year
by jas003 on Jul 1, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Till Ron Washington pulls his head out of his rear
Which means it could be awhile.
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
disconcerting
hamilton should be able to turn on these pitches. these are meat fastballs
Rare Gnats Sex
by ab03 on Jul 1, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
you are correct
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
IDK
with 2 strikes and off speed stuff like this guy has you have to be a patient hitter, when you can go from mid 90’s to mid 70’s thats tough
by blueballlefty on Jul 1, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's talking about the first 2 pitches of the AB
Dino Radja >>> Soft Nowitzki
by Longhorn on Jul 1, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
should have stolen 3rd too ><
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Looks like someone has stolen the detinators
to our H-bombs.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice Tom
“I used to like the wave 30 years ago, but I think it’s run its course”
I agree with you Tom..
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by rangers85 on Jul 1, 2008 8:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
oh my
triplerdecker there
Dino Radja >>> Soft Nowitzki
by Longhorn on Jul 1, 2008 8:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hammy making him throw
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2008 8:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
NY women showing their unshaven pits
II Cor. 4:17-18
by TedFord on Jul 1, 2008 8:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That's because equality has hit!
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by rangers85 on Jul 1, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This dude Robertson's ML numbers
are incredible.
by Garcia on Jul 1, 2008 8:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The one pitch
Josh really shouldn’t have swung at
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 1, 2008 8:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Poop.
Put a charge into it.
"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson
by ghtd36 on Jul 1, 2008 8:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ugh.
please milton. one more time.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2008 8:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
how many games
since his last homer? 13?
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Jul 1, 2008 8:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Murphy
You can win the ROY right here
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 1, 2008 8:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
davis has more of a shot at ROY than murphy does.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i don't know why people think he has a shot
longoria anybody?
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by ab03 on Jul 1, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
because a month ago the numbers stacked up.
now they dont.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
uuuuuuuuuuugh
walk bradley (smart) to get to murph.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2008 8:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Piss in a bucket
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2008 8:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well Murph...
what do you have in your bag? Let’s see it.
by Garcia on Jul 1, 2008 8:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
man, Josh pulling a Manny there
glad that wasn’t Carlos Lee.
Dino Radja >>> Soft Nowitzki
by Longhorn on Jul 1, 2008 8:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Josh is Hurt
he never even made it out of the box there
by blueballlefty on Jul 1, 2008 8:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that doesn't mean he is hurt
Rare Gnats Sex
by ab03 on Jul 1, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well on a play
that a guy is usuall heading to second on and he never leaves the box, it means somethings wrong DOESNT IT?
by blueballlefty on Jul 1, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
IBB to Bradley.
They’re disrespecting you, Murph! DISRESPECTING YOU!
"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson
by ghtd36 on Jul 1, 2008 8:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Josh
Doubles and Bombs they fadeeeeee…...faddeeeeee awayyy.
Stop fading away Josh.
by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 1, 2008 8:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Another reason the NL sucks
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by rangers85 on Jul 1, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
but made its pitching cy young calibur!
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
come on murph!
get a hit.
Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside and something else will take its place. If I quit, however, it lasts forever. - Lance Armstrong
by esme on Jul 1, 2008 8:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
can we sneak CD into the on base circle?
II Cor. 4:17-18
by TedFord on Jul 1, 2008 8:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Mayberry would have took that deep
Dino Radja >>> Soft Nowitzki
by Longhorn on Jul 1, 2008 8:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
*praying*
Please God, let Murph do something good.
My three favorite numbers: 10, 32, 36. =)
by utlonghorn24 on Jul 1, 2008 8:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Cat
He needs to PH, if Murphy walks.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 1, 2008 8:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

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