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Suckage.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2008 9:04 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OT Breaking News

Baron Davis signs 5-year, $65 million contract with the Los Angeles Clippers.

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jul 1, 2008 9:05 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yawn

"I’ll say something that doesn’t need context: anyone who is a Mariner’s fan is a douchebag." - FuturePants

by Chase Irwin on Jul 1, 2008 9:05 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

+1

Not a surprise.

Chris Davis is a beast.

by coolaid on Jul 1, 2008 9:05 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

good.....

from one sucky team to another. he deserves it.

"GO RANGERS!!!" - bspate

by bspate on Jul 1, 2008 9:06 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

any relation to Chris?

Call 1-800-DOCTORB. The B is for bargain!

by Panorama on Jul 1, 2008 9:06 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And....

.... the Clips will still win 30 games all year.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2008 9:08 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hold up

so he opted out of a contract that would have paid him 18 mil this next season to sign one that averages 11 over 5 seasons? Musta really wanted out of GS

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jul 1, 2008 9:11 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Giambi

Seems like the kind of guy that just crushes a pitch from Frank Frank.

by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 1, 2008 9:06 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Desperate threads call for desperate measures...

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
www.ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 1, 2008 9:06 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nice job chewy

copping a feel

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 1, 2008 9:06 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

+1

"I’ll say something that doesn’t need context: anyone who is a Mariner’s fan is a douchebag." - FuturePants

by Chase Irwin on Jul 1, 2008 9:06 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

in my defense

they were when I made it and then the other thread closed on me…

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
www.ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 1, 2008 9:09 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

awesome!

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2008 9:08 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fx2 is good.

2 games over 500 please.

by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2008 9:09 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Okay

Rally wookie works in reverse for the other team

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 1, 2008 9:09 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nice

Bottom of the order in the 9th. Hopefully with the lead.

by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 1, 2008 9:10 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Every turtle you got.

Right. Freakin’. Now.

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jul 1, 2008 9:10 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

12 pitches

8 for strikes. Frankie Frank is on fire.

A Lonestar in California

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2008 9:11 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Congrats on

your LSB ranking.

"No bear or disco for Juan" - Mr. Santos

by miles on Jul 1, 2008 9:13 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah, I just went over there and saw that

Thanks Miles. I’ll return the favor if OC ever recruits me to do one of those.

A Lonestar in California

by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2008 9:14 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FX2 being meastly

not fucking around. Throwing strikes. What a concept.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2008 9:11 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

12 pitches 8 strikes

That’s how FX2 does it

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 1, 2008 9:12 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

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by rangers85 on Jul 1, 2008 9:12 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"I’ll say something that doesn’t need context: anyone who is a Mariner’s fan is a douchebag." - FuturePants

by Chase Irwin on Jul 1, 2008 9:13 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Frankie carries folding chairs around in that truck.

Rangers Farm Probables

by shroomer on Jul 1, 2008 9:14 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hehe

"I’ll say something that doesn’t need context: anyone who is a Mariner’s fan is a douchebag." - FuturePants

by Chase Irwin on Jul 1, 2008 9:16 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Way to go Ian!!!!! Now hurry home!

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by rangers85 on Jul 1, 2008 9:14 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Just outstanding.

Kinsler dog.

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jul 1, 2008 9:15 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it needs kinslers hair

if only I could find a pic without his hat on.

2 games over 500 please.

by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2008 9:16 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Kinsler

Lets see if we can get him home this time around.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 1, 2008 9:14 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Kins!!!!!!!!

Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside and something else will take its place. If I quit, however, it lasts forever. - Lance Armstrong

by esme on Jul 1, 2008 9:14 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

god kinsler is just such a beast

on 2nd with noone on in the 7th and 8th innings of a tied game.

GET IT DONE MY.

2 games over 500 please.

by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2008 9:14 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Call 1-800-DOCTORB. The B is for bargain!

by Panorama on Jul 1, 2008 9:14 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

imagine me and you

and you and me..

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
www.ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 1, 2008 9:16 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Mike Young

YOU GET IT DONE.

Or…........DIE

by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 1, 2008 9:15 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   1 recs

Kins!!!!!

You beautiful bitch. FOFT….. GET. HIS. BUTT. OVER.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2008 9:15 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

now let the second guessing begin

MY bunt? i think RW will do it

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on Jul 1, 2008 9:15 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh wow...

Mike Young not bunting? What a fucking ego this chump has.

by Garcia on Jul 1, 2008 9:15 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Here we go!!!

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2008 9:15 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Beastly on the basepaths!

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Jul 1, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow

So ballsy, so dumb.

But I love it.

by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 1, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Whew!

A good throw gets him there…that was close…

by Adam J. Morris on Jul 1, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HIT ME WITH THE KINSLER DOG AGAIN!

AGAIN!

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jul 1, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You can't catch Kinsler

BEAST

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 1, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what a beast.

2 games over 500 please.

by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Kinsler for MVP?

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

+1

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jul 1, 2008 9:17 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I shall do my best...

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Jul 1, 2008 9:17 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

GFAH GJOWEIO;FHIO;FNKOWEANFO;WEAFNWEAONVIOWENVO;INWEVWA

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jul 1, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FOTF!!!

YOU FINALLY CAME THROUGH!!!!

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 1, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wow

just…wow

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on Jul 1, 2008 9:17 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

SUCK IT yankees!

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by lisa w on Jul 1, 2008 9:17 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

KINS!!!!!

I fucking adore you!!!!!
You too MY!!!!!

Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside and something else will take its place. If I quit, however, it lasts forever. - Lance Armstrong

by esme on Jul 1, 2008 9:17 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

YAY

FOTF does something positive!

by murph22 on Jul 1, 2008 9:17 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i wish this game was on tv vfor me :(

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXWLfIgc0nA

by mchang4 on Jul 1, 2008 9:17 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

dammit FSN

pay attention to the friggin’ game… ffs

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
www.ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 1, 2008 9:17 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   1 recs

Mike Young

There ya go baby.

BACK TO BEING THE FACE OF THE FRANCHISE.

by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 1, 2008 9:17 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Kinsler comes home and hounding the basepaths!

Have a bone Kins!

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by rangers85 on Jul 1, 2008 9:17 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Can I get a FUCK THE YANKEES?

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2008 9:17 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

not yet

but you can always say FUCK BRETT GARDNER.

Chris Davis is a beast.

by coolaid on Jul 1, 2008 9:18 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What the hell

FUCK BRETT GARDNER

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2008 9:19 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

+1

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jul 1, 2008 9:19 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

B. E. A. Utiful.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2008 9:17 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jul 1, 2008 9:18 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   1 recs

Meh

It is the right move there. And i don’t see Rivera as the “can’t focus if it isn’t a save” type.

by Adam J. Morris on Jul 1, 2008 9:18 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

thats because

There is no such thing as that situation.

by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 1, 2008 9:19 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yup...

and Rivera wasn’t going to get a save opportunity to hold him in the pen. Instead youw anted to get it to bot 9th.

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by rangers85 on Jul 1, 2008 9:19 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I agree it was the right move

it just seems that closers give up most of their runs in that situation compared to a save chance. I don’t know if it is true, maybe just an illusion.

Call 1-800-DOCTORB. The B is for bargain!

by Panorama on Jul 1, 2008 9:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Rivera

Only the 4th run off him all year long

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jul 1, 2008 9:18 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hamilton

golly bro…

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 1, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Keep

the cutter off his hands.

Chris Davis is a beast.

by coolaid on Jul 1, 2008 9:21 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

cause rivera

has that cutter that jams lefties.

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on Jul 1, 2008 9:21 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

THE CUTTER, GOD DAMMIT!

"I’ll say something that doesn’t need context: anyone who is a Mariner’s fan is a douchebag." - FuturePants

by Chase Irwin on Jul 1, 2008 9:23 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hamilton

if he ain’t hitting HRs, he’s going to at least steal some bases

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 1, 2008 9:20 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Steal

for Josh.

Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside and something else will take its place. If I quit, however, it lasts forever. - Lance Armstrong

by esme on Jul 1, 2008 9:20 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Everybody safe

everybody happy

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
www.ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 1, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BOGGS!

WHEELS!

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jul 1, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I MEAN BRADLEY!

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jul 1, 2008 9:21 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Karma

For Bradley for last night.

by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 1, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HAHAHAHAHA

SUCK IT YANKEES

And fuck you Brett Gardner watching on in LF

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 1, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   1 recs

LOL, I love the Brett Gardner hate.

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jul 1, 2008 9:21 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hahaha

And Bradley gets helped by Rivera’s nasty cutter!

by sportsnight on Jul 1, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You think Girardi

will cry for Posada after the game like Franky Robinson did a couple years ago

by blueballlefty on Jul 1, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Infield hit

for MB.

Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside and something else will take its place. If I quit, however, it lasts forever. - Lance Armstrong

by esme on Jul 1, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

slight threadjack

MLB, get rid of those damned maple bats. Someone is going to get injured or killed.

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
www.ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 1, 2008 9:22 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

time for murph

to not suck

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 1, 2008 9:22 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that time is not this time

by TXRangersFan on Jul 1, 2008 9:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wow

Dmurphy is fall out of favor, really really fast.

But it was Rivera

by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 1, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Boggs

He’ll have the hit here.

And C.J. will K Jeter.

by Adam J. Morris on Jul 1, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Squeeze!!!!!!!! Come on!!!!!!

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Or not.

Nevermind, shit.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2008 9:23 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

murphy

already sick of him

.265 avg and never walks

by kumizi on Jul 1, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

we're getting closer...

"The rich think they are privileged so rules don't apply to them, and the poor think they're entitled and so rules don't apply to them." The rest of us are screwed.

by A.Medina on Jul 1, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what is that?

W: "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."

by hubcityraider on Jul 2, 2008 8:52 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hmm. boggs decides to go lefty

i wonder if anybody gave him the option of batting the other way

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on Jul 1, 2008 9:24 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Time for the Closer Carlin.

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jul 1, 2008 9:25 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I like Closer Carlin

he’d probably have some profanity in there though :)

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 1, 2008 9:26 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no fucking way

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
www.ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 1, 2008 9:26 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I thought about it.

But decided to keep it PG. But I’m totally open to suggestions for how to fill the word bubble.

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jul 1, 2008 9:27 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fuck those other motherfuckers

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 1, 2008 9:27 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

+1

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2008 9:27 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ease off Murphy

The guy’s a rookie, don’t forget – probably hitting the same wall Hamilton is.

by sportsnight on Jul 1, 2008 9:25 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not hitting the ball

far enough to hit any walls right now.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2008 9:27 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

another one run game lead in the bottom of the 9th in Yankee Stadum

my heart just can’t take this much excitement…

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
www.ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 1, 2008 9:25 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

damn....would've loved another run there...

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jul 1, 2008 9:25 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey atleast we got a run

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2008 9:25 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I should have explained myself…
throw strikes son

by TXRangersFan on Jul 1, 2008 9:29 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Murph can mash against RHP

.297 / .347 / .503 = .850

He should just never, ever play against LHP.

"I’ll say something that doesn’t need context: anyone who is a Mariner’s fan is a douchebag." - FuturePants

by Chase Irwin on Jul 1, 2008 9:28 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jeezus CJ.

throw a fucking strike.

by Garcia on Jul 1, 2008 9:28 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

geez

3-0 to betemit?

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on Jul 1, 2008 9:28 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FUCK

CCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ

by bhuckabee on Jul 1, 2008 9:28 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Winning a series

in the house of pain would be all I want for Xmas. In July.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2008 9:28 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

CJ

isn’t this his 3rd day in a row?

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jul 1, 2008 9:28 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

unacceptable.

2 games over 500 please.

by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2008 9:29 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fuck.

Chris Davis is a beast.

by coolaid on Jul 1, 2008 9:29 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well, I'm gonna need some new underwear.

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jul 1, 2008 9:29 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

cmon cj

gotta start getting these easy guys out

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Jul 1, 2008 9:29 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Pull him

Pull him, pull him, pull him, pull him.

by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 1, 2008 9:29 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

S-T-R-I-K-E-S

pitch them!

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
www.ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 1, 2008 9:29 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If he blows this game.

I am going to kill the sob. dead.

by Garcia on Jul 1, 2008 9:29 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Alright, Salty, you know he's stealing. You KNOW he's stealing.

Gun him.

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jul 1, 2008 9:29 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 1, 2008 9:29 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   1 recs

Go dino go.

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jul 1, 2008 9:29 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nice

Call 1-800-DOCTORB. The B is for bargain!

by Panorama on Jul 1, 2008 9:30 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You welcome

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 1, 2008 9:30 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You sir

Are getting a sloppy HJ after the game.

by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 1, 2008 9:30 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

the dino?

Call 1-800-DOCTORB. The B is for bargain!

by Panorama on Jul 1, 2008 9:31 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

just what I've always wanted

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 1, 2008 9:31 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ADHVLWAEIOFJWEIOAJFOIWEJFEOWJ

DINO DINO DINO DINO DINO DINO DINO!!!!!

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jul 1, 2008 9:30 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Might as well put him on second already.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2008 9:29 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

GREAT SUCCESS!!!

by TXRangersFan on Jul 1, 2008 9:30 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fuck yeah

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jul 1, 2008 9:30 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

cool

dp.

Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted.

by t ball on Jul 1, 2008 9:30 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

there you go....

awesome

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Jul 1, 2008 9:31 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hell yes

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2008 9:31 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

98????

Who on here said CJ doesn’t throw upper 90s?

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jul 1, 2008 9:31 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

A lot of BGL hate circulating lately

LSB knee-jerk.

"I’ll say something that doesn’t need context: anyone who is a Mariner’s fan is a douchebag." - FuturePants

by Chase Irwin on Jul 1, 2008 9:31 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Concur

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Jul 2, 2008 9:25 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

GOT EM GOT EM GOT EM!!! RANGERS WIN!!!

by TXRangersFan on Jul 1, 2008 9:31 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

woooooooooooooooooot.

THREE OVER

2 games over 500 please.

by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2008 9:31 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

MOTHA LOVIN' BALLGAME!!!!

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 1, 2008 9:31 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Beating the Yanks

two nights in a row by one run is effin’ cool.

Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted.

by t ball on Jul 1, 2008 9:31 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

VIC TOR Y

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jul 1, 2008 9:31 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hello Win Column!!!!!!

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jul 1, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Holy hell

did we just take a series from the Yankees?

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 1, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I know

I’m still stunned.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2008 9:33 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And IN New York...

It’s like Hell is freezing or something…

My three favorite numbers: 10, 32, 36. =)

by utlonghorn24 on Jul 1, 2008 9:50 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

BALLGAME!!!!!!!!!

3 over .500.

Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside and something else will take its place. If I quit, however, it lasts forever. - Lance Armstrong

by esme on Jul 1, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WHERE THE HELL

HAS THAT BEEN ALL YEAR, THAT WAS GREAT!!!!!

by jas003 on Jul 1, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

pumped up

"Purity of heart is to will one thing" - Kierkegaard

by outofnace on Jul 1, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

cj

the man is an enigma. in a good way!

"You’re the only here who contributes schtick only." - brettgardner

by trza on Jul 1, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

CJ

not bad.

Dino Radja >>> Soft Nowitzki

by Longhorn on Jul 1, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Can I get a FUCK THE YANKEES NOW!!!

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

MUTHAFUCK THE YANKEES!

by TXRangersFan on Jul 1, 2008 9:33 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

+1

and let us not forget Brett Gardner.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 1, 2008 9:34 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2008 9:34 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ball game!!!

i hate the yankees

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Jul 1, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm am so friggin' excited about this team right now

I can’t even tell you

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
www.ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 1, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You know....

Coffin is the MAN, I need some of those hunches. This is awesome.

"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?"

by sprite on Jul 1, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Mad props to Ed

that was a real ledge.

"I’ll say something that doesn’t need context: anyone who is a Mariner’s fan is a douchebag." - FuturePants

by Chase Irwin on Jul 1, 2008 9:33 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jul 1, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This calls for a sexy party.

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jul 1, 2008 9:34 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

3 over?

i don’t know how to feel right now

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on Jul 1, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ian kinsler

single handedly willed this team to victory. he is amazing

Rare Gnats Sex

by ab03 on Jul 1, 2008 9:33 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

His contract

should make up a little bit for MY’s …

"I’ll say something that doesn’t need context: anyone who is a Mariner’s fan is a douchebag." - FuturePants

by Chase Irwin on Jul 1, 2008 9:34 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

MY should just give him some of his contract

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 1, 2008 9:35 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

THE GLASS CEILING OF 2 GAMES.....

HAS BEEN SHATTERED AND WE WILL BE HUNTING DOWN THE ANGLES NOW!!!

by bhuckabee on Jul 1, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

(Slowly building chant with clap scene)

Broom…...........
Broom…......
Broom…..
Broom…
Broom BROOM BROOM BROOM BROOM.

by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 1, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

CJ ask, "How does my ass taste?"

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2008 9:34 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hell yeah

CJ’s fastball is lookin good.

by kumizi on Jul 1, 2008 9:34 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

this is why

the Yankees can not win it this year. Not even pitching and Arod has too many kids surrounding him.

"Purity of heart is to will one thing" - Kierkegaard

by outofnace on Jul 1, 2008 9:34 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nice

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
www.ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 1, 2008 9:35 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And the A's are currently up on the LAnaheimngels...

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
www.ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 1, 2008 9:34 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

btw

maybe i shouldnt doubt ed coffin ever again.

2 games over 500 please.

by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2008 9:34 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

+1

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jul 1, 2008 9:35 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I will give credit to Mr. Coffin

he said the other that he thought we would comeback from this trip and be 4 games over!

by blueballlefty on Jul 1, 2008 9:34 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fastball!!!

did i see cj’s fastball reach 98 today ..!!!

by xav_imran on Jul 1, 2008 9:36 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fuck BRETT GARDNER

and the Yankees.

Chris Davis is a beast.

by coolaid on Jul 1, 2008 9:36 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what's with all the

brett gardner hostility

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 1, 2008 9:37 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

rangers beat yankees twice in a row

with dominant pitching!

too bad milly don’t get a win

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 1, 2008 9:37 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

2-1 and 3-2 maybe the world is ending 12-21-12

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2008 9:38 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42, 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42, 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42, 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42

"I’ll say something that doesn’t need context: anyone who is a Mariner’s fan is a douchebag." - FuturePants

by Chase Irwin on Jul 1, 2008 9:45 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WOW!!!

......just WOW!!!

I love this team right now, but Byrd and Murphy gotta go!!

"GO RANGERS!!!" - bspate

by bspate on Jul 1, 2008 9:38 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

+1

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2008 9:39 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Really

A Rookie who has led the league in double for most of the first half and plays stellar outfield, your really ready to say its time for him to GO?

by blueballlefty on Jul 1, 2008 9:40 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs