7/1/08 game day thread 3
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Suckage.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2008 9:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OT Breaking News
Baron Davis signs 5-year, $65 million contract with the Los Angeles Clippers.
"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson
by ghtd36 on Jul 1, 2008 9:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yawn
"I’ll say something that doesn’t need context: anyone who is a Mariner’s fan is a douchebag." - FuturePants
by Chase Irwin on Jul 1, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
any relation to Chris?
Call 1-800-DOCTORB. The B is for bargain!
by Panorama on Jul 1, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And....
.... the Clips will still win 30 games all year.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hold up
so he opted out of a contract that would have paid him 18 mil this next season to sign one that averages 11 over 5 seasons? Musta really wanted out of GS
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on Jul 1, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Giambi
Seems like the kind of guy that just crushes a pitch from Frank Frank.
by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 1, 2008 9:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Desperate threads call for desperate measures...

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 1, 2008 9:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
nice job chewy
copping a feel
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 1, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
"I’ll say something that doesn’t need context: anyone who is a Mariner’s fan is a douchebag." - FuturePants
by Chase Irwin on Jul 1, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you are supposed to use those when the RANGERS are batting
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
in my defense
they were when I made it and then the other thread closed on me…
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 1, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
awesome!
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Okay
Rally wookie works in reverse for the other team
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 1, 2008 9:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice
Bottom of the order in the 9th. Hopefully with the lead.
by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 1, 2008 9:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Every turtle you got.
Right. Freakin’. Now.
"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson
by ghtd36 on Jul 1, 2008 9:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
How many pitches was that?
That was QUICK.
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 1, 2008 9:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
12 pitches
8 for strikes. Frankie Frank is on fire.
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Congrats on
your LSB ranking.
"No bear or disco for Juan" - Mr. Santos
by miles on Jul 1, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I just went over there and saw that
Thanks Miles. I’ll return the favor if OC ever recruits me to do one of those.
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
FX2 being meastly
not fucking around. Throwing strikes. What a concept.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2008 9:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
12 pitches 8 strikes
That’s how FX2 does it
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 1, 2008 9:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

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by rangers85 on Jul 1, 2008 9:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I wonder how long that process takes for turtles...
seeing as they’re known for being slow
by Slaw on Jul 1, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate mariano rivera
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2008 9:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
also i remember yankee fans panicing that he was "done" 2 and a half seasons ago
if only.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
1-2 (easy out)-3 hitters up
heres our chance
by murph22 on Jul 1, 2008 9:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

"I’ll say something that doesn’t need context: anyone who is a Mariner’s fan is a douchebag." - FuturePants
by Chase Irwin on Jul 1, 2008 9:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Frankie carries folding chairs around in that truck.
by shroomer on Jul 1, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hehe
"I’ll say something that doesn’t need context: anyone who is a Mariner’s fan is a douchebag." - FuturePants
by Chase Irwin on Jul 1, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Way to go Ian!!!!! Now hurry home!

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by rangers85 on Jul 1, 2008 9:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Just outstanding.
Kinsler dog.
"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson
by ghtd36 on Jul 1, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it needs kinslers hair
if only I could find a pic without his hat on.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kinsler
Lets see if we can get him home this time around.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 1, 2008 9:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Kins!!!!!!!!
Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside and something else will take its place. If I quit, however, it lasts forever. - Lance Armstrong
by esme on Jul 1, 2008 9:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
god kinsler is just such a beast
on 2nd with noone on in the 7th and 8th innings of a tied game.
GET IT DONE MY.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2008 9:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Call 1-800-DOCTORB. The B is for bargain!
by Panorama on Jul 1, 2008 9:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
imagine me and you
and you and me..
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 1, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ian Kinsler is the best player on the Rangers.
Bar none.
by Garcia on Jul 1, 2008 9:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Mike Young
YOU GET IT DONE.
Or…........DIE
by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 1, 2008 9:15 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Kins!!!!!
You beautiful bitch. FOFT….. GET. HIS. BUTT. OVER.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2008 9:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
now let the second guessing begin
MY bunt? i think RW will do it
Rare Gnats Sex
by ab03 on Jul 1, 2008 9:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
oh wow...
Mike Young not bunting? What a fucking ego this chump has.
by Garcia on Jul 1, 2008 9:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Here we go!!!
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2008 9:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
KINSLER ROCKS
Come on… I want “MY” HAM!!!
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2008 9:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Beastly on the basepaths!
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by rangers85 on Jul 1, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow
So ballsy, so dumb.
But I love it.
by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 1, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Whew!
A good throw gets him there…that was close…
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 1, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
HIT ME WITH THE KINSLER DOG AGAIN!
AGAIN!
"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson
by ghtd36 on Jul 1, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You can't catch Kinsler
BEAST
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 1, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Kinsler is the BEST PLAYER IN THE LEAGUE!
right now.
by Garcia on Jul 1, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Kinsler for MVP?
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
+1
"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008
by Captain Fubar on Jul 1, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I shall do my best...
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by rangers85 on Jul 1, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
GFAH GJOWEIO;FHIO;FNKOWEANFO;WEAFNWEAONVIOWENVO;INWEVWA
"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson
by ghtd36 on Jul 1, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FOTF!!!
YOU FINALLY CAME THROUGH!!!!
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 1, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
SUCK IT yankees!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by lisa w on Jul 1, 2008 9:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
KINS!!!!!
I fucking adore you!!!!!
You too MY!!!!!
Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside and something else will take its place. If I quit, however, it lasts forever. - Lance Armstrong
by esme on Jul 1, 2008 9:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i wish this game was on tv vfor me :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXWLfIgc0nA
by mchang4 on Jul 1, 2008 9:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
dammit FSN
pay attention to the friggin’ game… ffs
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
www.ElectricOkra.com
by WhipSmart on Jul 1, 2008 9:17 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Mike Young
There ya go baby.
BACK TO BEING THE FACE OF THE FRANCHISE.
by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 1, 2008 9:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
is there a better lead off man in MLB right now?
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Jul 1, 2008 9:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Kinsler comes home and hounding the basepaths!
Have a bone Kins!
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by rangers85 on Jul 1, 2008 9:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Can I get a FUCK THE YANKEES?
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2008 9:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
not yet
but you can always say FUCK BRETT GARDNER.
Chris Davis is a beast.
by coolaid on Jul 1, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What the hell
FUCK BRETT GARDNER
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008
by Captain Fubar on Jul 1, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ahahahaha!!!
+infinty times a billion!
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
"I’ll say something that doesn’t need context: anyone who is a Mariner’s fan is a douchebag." - FuturePants
by Chase Irwin on Jul 1, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
B. E. A. Utiful.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2008 9:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
thats some ricky henderson shit right there
Rare Gnats Sex
by ab03 on Jul 1, 2008 9:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson
by ghtd36 on Jul 1, 2008 9:18 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
The "closer in a non-save situation jinx" stikes again
Call 1-800-DOCTORB. The B is for bargain!
by Panorama on Jul 1, 2008 9:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Meh
It is the right move there. And i don’t see Rivera as the “can’t focus if it isn’t a save” type.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 1, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thats because
There is no such thing as that situation.
by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 1, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I agree it was the right move
it just seems that closers give up most of their runs in that situation compared to a save chance. I don’t know if it is true, maybe just an illusion.
Call 1-800-DOCTORB. The B is for bargain!
by Panorama on Jul 1, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rivera
Only the 4th run off him all year long
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on Jul 1, 2008 9:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
hamilton
golly bro…
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Jul 1, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It really makes me wish Laird was healthy
Perfect fit for that team
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 1, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
bradley batting righty against rivera is kind of fun
Rare Gnats Sex
by ab03 on Jul 1, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
cause rivera
has that cutter that jams lefties.
Rare Gnats Sex
by ab03 on Jul 1, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
THE CUTTER, GOD DAMMIT!
"I’ll say something that doesn’t need context: anyone who is a Mariner’s fan is a douchebag." - FuturePants
by Chase Irwin on Jul 1, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hamilton
if he ain’t hitting HRs, he’s going to at least steal some bases
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 1, 2008 9:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Steal
for Josh.
Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside and something else will take its place. If I quit, however, it lasts forever. - Lance Armstrong
by esme on Jul 1, 2008 9:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Everybody safe
everybody happy
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 1, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
BOGGS!
WHEELS!
"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson
by ghtd36 on Jul 1, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I MEAN BRADLEY!
"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson
by ghtd36 on Jul 1, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
B.Diddy to the Clips
Dino Radja >>> Soft Nowitzki
by Longhorn on Jul 1, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
HAHAHAHAHA
SUCK IT YANKEES
And fuck you Brett Gardner watching on in LF
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 1, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
LOL, I love the Brett Gardner hate.
"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson
by ghtd36 on Jul 1, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hahaha
And Bradley gets helped by Rivera’s nasty cutter!
by sportsnight on Jul 1, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You think Girardi
will cry for Posada after the game like Franky Robinson did a couple years ago
by blueballlefty on Jul 1, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Infield hit
for MB.
Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside and something else will take its place. If I quit, however, it lasts forever. - Lance Armstrong
by esme on Jul 1, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
slight threadjack
MLB, get rid of those damned maple bats. Someone is going to get injured or killed.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 1, 2008 9:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
time for murph
to not suck
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Jul 1, 2008 9:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
thats quite the failure murph
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2008 9:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow
Dmurphy is fall out of favor, really really fast.
But it was Rivera
by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 1, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Boggs
He’ll have the hit here.
And C.J. will K Jeter.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 1, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Squeeze!!!!!!!! Come on!!!!!!
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Or not.
Nevermind, shit.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
murphy
already sick of him
.265 avg and never walks
by kumizi on Jul 1, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
we're getting closer...

"The rich think they are privileged so rules don't apply to them, and the poor think they're entitled and so rules don't apply to them." The rest of us are screwed.
by A.Medina on Jul 1, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
what is that?
W: "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
by hubcityraider on Jul 2, 2008 8:52 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hmm. boggs decides to go lefty
i wonder if anybody gave him the option of batting the other way
Rare Gnats Sex
by ab03 on Jul 1, 2008 9:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Samuel L Jackson time
HOLD ON TO YA BUTTS.
by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 1, 2008 9:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Sequel to Snakes on a Plane

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
www.ElectricOkra.com
by WhipSmart on Jul 1, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We need a bulldog for CJ or something.
Anything to help him not suck ass.
by Slaw on Jul 1, 2008 9:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Time for the Closer Carlin.

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson
by ghtd36 on Jul 1, 2008 9:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I like Closer Carlin
he’d probably have some profanity in there though :)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 1, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no fucking way
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
www.ElectricOkra.com
by WhipSmart on Jul 1, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought about it.
But decided to keep it PG. But I’m totally open to suggestions for how to fill the word bubble.
"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson
by ghtd36 on Jul 1, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fuck those other motherfuckers
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 1, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think keeping it PG is best
I was just sayin…
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 1, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ease off Murphy
The guy’s a rookie, don’t forget – probably hitting the same wall Hamilton is.
by sportsnight on Jul 1, 2008 9:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Not hitting the ball
far enough to hit any walls right now.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
another one run game lead in the bottom of the 9th in Yankee Stadum
my heart just can’t take this much excitement…
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
www.ElectricOkra.com
by WhipSmart on Jul 1, 2008 9:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
damn....would've loved another run there...
"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008
by Captain Fubar on Jul 1, 2008 9:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey atleast we got a run
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2008 9:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I should have explained myself…
throw strikes son
by TXRangersFan on Jul 1, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Murph can mash against RHP
.297 / .347 / .503 = .850
He should just never, ever play against LHP.
"I’ll say something that doesn’t need context: anyone who is a Mariner’s fan is a douchebag." - FuturePants
by Chase Irwin on Jul 1, 2008 9:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ
by bhuckabee on Jul 1, 2008 9:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Winning a series
in the house of pain would be all I want for Xmas. In July.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2008 9:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
CJ
isn’t this his 3rd day in a row?
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on Jul 1, 2008 9:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, I'm gonna need some new underwear.
"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson
by ghtd36 on Jul 1, 2008 9:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
cmon cj
gotta start getting these easy guys out
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Jul 1, 2008 9:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Pull him
Pull him, pull him, pull him, pull him.
by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 1, 2008 9:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
S-T-R-I-K-E-S
pitch them!
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 1, 2008 9:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
If he blows this game.
I am going to kill the sob. dead.
by Garcia on Jul 1, 2008 9:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh shit
The 2008 CJ Wilson has returned.
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2008 9:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Alright, Salty, you know he's stealing. You KNOW he's stealing.
Gun him.
"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson
by ghtd36 on Jul 1, 2008 9:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 1, 2008 9:29 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Go dino go.
"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson
by ghtd36 on Jul 1, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You welcome
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 1, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You sir
Are getting a sloppy HJ after the game.
by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 1, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
just what I've always wanted
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 1, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
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DINO DINO DINO DINO DINO DINO DINO!!!!!
"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson
by ghtd36 on Jul 1, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
closers are not supposed to walk people on 4 pitches
ever
Rare Gnats Sex
by ab03 on Jul 1, 2008 9:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Might as well put him on second already.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2008 9:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
highly acceptable.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2008 9:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
fuck yeah
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on Jul 1, 2008 9:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
cool
dp.
Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted.
by t ball on Jul 1, 2008 9:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
also highly acceptable btw.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
there you go....
awesome
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Jul 1, 2008 9:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hell yes
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2008 9:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
98????
Who on here said CJ doesn’t throw upper 90s?
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on Jul 1, 2008 9:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
A lot of BGL hate circulating lately
LSB knee-jerk.
"I’ll say something that doesn’t need context: anyone who is a Mariner’s fan is a douchebag." - FuturePants
by Chase Irwin on Jul 1, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Concur
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
by slc ranger on Jul 2, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
good thing shortarm Cat wasn't on first
II Cor. 4:17-18
by TedFord on Jul 1, 2008 9:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
GOT EM GOT EM GOT EM!!! RANGERS WIN!!!
by TXRangersFan on Jul 1, 2008 9:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
woooooooooooooooooot.
THREE OVER
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2008 9:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
MOTHA LOVIN' BALLGAME!!!!
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 1, 2008 9:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Beating the Yanks
two nights in a row by one run is effin’ cool.
Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted.
by t ball on Jul 1, 2008 9:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
VIC TOR Y
"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson
by ghtd36 on Jul 1, 2008 9:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hello Win Column!!!!!!
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on Jul 1, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy hell
did we just take a series from the Yankees?
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 1, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I know
I’m still stunned.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And IN New York...
It’s like Hell is freezing or something…
My three favorite numbers: 10, 32, 36. =)
by utlonghorn24 on Jul 1, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
BALLGAME!!!!!!!!!
3 over .500.
Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside and something else will take its place. If I quit, however, it lasts forever. - Lance Armstrong
by esme on Jul 1, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WHERE THE HELL
HAS THAT BEEN ALL YEAR, THAT WAS GREAT!!!!!
by jas003 on Jul 1, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
pumped up
"Purity of heart is to will one thing" - Kierkegaard
by outofnace on Jul 1, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
cj
the man is an enigma. in a good way!
"You’re the only here who contributes schtick only." - brettgardner
by trza on Jul 1, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
CJ
not bad.
Dino Radja >>> Soft Nowitzki
by Longhorn on Jul 1, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Can I get a FUCK THE YANKEES NOW!!!
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
someone shoudl photoshop some rangers stuff on there
cause…fuck the red sox too
Rare Gnats Sex
by ab03 on Jul 1, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ball game!!!
i hate the yankees
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Jul 1, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
IM TAKING THE MUTHERFUCKING BROOM!!!
TO THE GAME TOMORROW!!!!!!
by Brandon Worley on Jul 1, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I'm am so friggin' excited about this team right now
I can’t even tell you
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
www.ElectricOkra.com
by WhipSmart on Jul 1, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You know....
Coffin is the MAN, I need some of those hunches. This is awesome.
"Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?"
by sprite on Jul 1, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Mad props to Ed
that was a real ledge.
"I’ll say something that doesn’t need context: anyone who is a Mariner’s fan is a douchebag." - FuturePants
by Chase Irwin on Jul 1, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Coffin = Genius.
Chris Davis is a beast.
by coolaid on Jul 1, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That last out was Rivera-esque
98, 96, broken bat. Amazing.
by sportsnight on Jul 1, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson
by ghtd36 on Jul 1, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This calls for a sexy party.

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson
by ghtd36 on Jul 1, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
3 over?
i don’t know how to feel right now
Rare Gnats Sex
by ab03 on Jul 1, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd like to thank Mr. Ian Kinsler
II Cor. 4:17-18
by TedFord on Jul 1, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ian kinsler
single handedly willed this team to victory. he is amazing
Rare Gnats Sex
by ab03 on Jul 1, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
His contract
should make up a little bit for MY’s …
"I’ll say something that doesn’t need context: anyone who is a Mariner’s fan is a douchebag." - FuturePants
by Chase Irwin on Jul 1, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
MY should just give him some of his contract
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 1, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was an AWESOME final out!
C.J. is a BEAST!
by jwiscarson on Jul 1, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
YEAHHHHHH BABY
THREE, count ‘em THREEE games up!!!!
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
THE GLASS CEILING OF 2 GAMES.....
HAS BEEN SHATTERED AND WE WILL BE HUNTING DOWN THE ANGLES NOW!!!
by bhuckabee on Jul 1, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
(Slowly building chant with clap scene)
Broom…...........
Broom…......
Broom…..
Broom…
Broom BROOM BROOM BROOM BROOM.
by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 1, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
CJ ask, "How does my ass taste?"
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2008 9:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
so hyped i will listen to the post game radio show for the
first time in 6 weeks.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2008 9:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
this is why
the Yankees can not win it this year. Not even pitching and Arod has too many kids surrounding him.
"Purity of heart is to will one thing" - Kierkegaard
by outofnace on Jul 1, 2008 9:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
And the A's are currently up on the LAnaheimngels...
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
www.ElectricOkra.com
by WhipSmart on Jul 1, 2008 9:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
btw
maybe i shouldnt doubt ed coffin ever again.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2008 9:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
+1
"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008
by Captain Fubar on Jul 1, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will give credit to Mr. Coffin
he said the other that he thought we would comeback from this trip and be 4 games over!
by blueballlefty on Jul 1, 2008 9:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
fastball!!!
did i see cj’s fastball reach 98 today ..!!!
by xav_imran on Jul 1, 2008 9:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck BRETT GARDNER
and the Yankees.
Chris Davis is a beast.
by coolaid on Jul 1, 2008 9:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
what's with all the
brett gardner hostility
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Jul 1, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
rangers beat yankees twice in a row
with dominant pitching!
too bad milly don’t get a win
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Jul 1, 2008 9:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
2-1 and 3-2 maybe the world is ending 12-21-12
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42, 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42, 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42, 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42
"I’ll say something that doesn’t need context: anyone who is a Mariner’s fan is a douchebag." - FuturePants
by Chase Irwin on Jul 1, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
2 in a row at Yankee Stadium
Everybody should be in a decent enough mood to vote like a mofo in the Great Big Rangers Vote!
by cmkelly29 on Jul 1, 2008 9:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I have voted 500 times
Is my assignment complete?
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 1, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
FWIW
Gameday shows the 98 MPH fastball as merely 96 MPH.
by jamcadbury on Jul 1, 2008 9:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think the stadium gun was tuned a little high today
But yeah, 96 ain’t nothing to sneeze at either.
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WOW!!!
......just WOW!!!
I love this team right now, but Byrd and Murphy gotta go!!
"GO RANGERS!!!" - bspate
by bspate on Jul 1, 2008 9:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Really
A Rookie who has led the league in double for most of the first half and plays stellar outfield, your really ready to say its time for him to GO?
by blueballlefty on Jul 1, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't tear your MCL
with that knee jerk.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm starting to think this team is special
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 1, 2008 9:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Another fine win, chaps... Kudos to you..!

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
www.ElectricOkra.com
by WhipSmart on Jul 1, 2008 9:39 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
noting exciting...
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
www.ElectricOkra.com
by WhipSmart on Jul 1, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
*nothing
my keyboard is a Yankees fan.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
www.ElectricOkra.com
by WhipSmart on Jul 1, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ROFL
“My keyboard is a Yankees fan”... I’m going to go incorparate that into my signature.
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like so:
"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am now immortal
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
by WhipSmart on Jul 1, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
speaking of sigs, I can't get the HTML in mone to work properly
grrrr
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
by WhipSmart on Jul 1, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It works now
I think you just had it misspelled the first time. Cool blog, BTW.
"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
there was a superfluous '>' in the code
keyboard, Yankees, etc…
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
by WhipSmart on Jul 1, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and thanks..!
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
by WhipSmart on Jul 1, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm still trying to think of/discover a good sig
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 1, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You could always just put in the link to your blog
Just put it in between the < a href=”__”>. Only just elimiate the space between the first ”<” and the “a”, and it’ll embed whatever link you want.
"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
REALLY the last time this time
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 1, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sorry... I forgot to include how to embed the words, didn't I?
"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart
by lonestarJon on Jul 1, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
reminds me that now ive got to change my sig.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 1, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OT: NYY SB blog had a whopping
82 comments for the entire game. This site had that many by probably 15 minutes before first pitch. LSB>>>>Pinstripe Alley.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2008 9:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
*SN
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WOO
three games over hopefully 4 tomorrow.
The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.
by iorange555 on Jul 1, 2008 9:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Kinsler putting his money where his mouth is...
See sig.
"Mr. Hicks, you watch, I'm going to be a leader on this team." Kinsler
by sprite on Jul 1, 2008 9:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
And he said this
when???
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 1, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions &nbs

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