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Jamey Wright Photo Contest

Lost in the greatness that was this game, we are blessed with what can only be described as a transcendent photo.

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via i37.tinypic.com

A closer look, thanks to the incomparable shroomer, shows this bit of majesty:

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via i36.tinypic.com

I don't know about you, but I find that picture a perfect mix of "hilarious" and "awesome". Oh, and "epic".

I propose a Jamey Wright Photo Contest. The rules are simple: take this picture of Jamey Wright and make it even awesomer. You can do whatever you want to it; just keep it as appropriate as AJM likes to keep the site.

My submissions (I only have Microsoft Paint):

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via i33.tinypic.com

And...

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via i34.tinypic.com

Go to work. And since shroomer discovered/found/made this photo, I nominate him as judge.

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he's probably thinking to himself that

Josh Hamilton just earned him more in arbitration with what became his 5th win.

Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball

by willamos2 on Jul 10, 2008 12:22 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Kinsler is the best player on the rangers(done), BENOIT SUCKS(done), bring up Harrison(done),new: Put Nippert in rotation, Mendoza to the pen, get Feliz to AAA by the end of the year, trade cat

by nice hands on Jul 10, 2008 2:05 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Jul 10, 2008 8:59 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

For OC

A Lonestar in California

"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart

by lonestarJon on Jul 10, 2008 9:35 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   1 recs

YESSSSSS! She turned 18 last week!!!

Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love .

by Brian Thomas on Jul 10, 2008 11:03 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

YEEEEEAAAAAHHHHH!!!!

feel free to click on the pic for added effect

by gerry dorsey on Jul 10, 2008 11:48 AM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Harrison

Is it just me or does Matt Harrison look a little like this guy

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jul 10, 2008 1:39 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

if i remember i'll do something later

during my dinner break.

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 10, 2008 2:19 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

is that kevin mench

between harrison and laird?

surprise nobody pointed that out

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 10, 2008 2:23 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Blalock

Signature! I don't need no stinking signature!!

by DerekSTheRed on Jul 10, 2008 2:26 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

huh?

did they cut his legs off while he was on the DL? details details….

Last week Arod and Cynthia were huge news in NYC.
This week they are huge national news.
The power of Miles, the child prodigy, catch it!!!!

by LAMuscleFag on Jul 10, 2008 2:28 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hahahahahahaha

that was a good one…damn that would be a shame! No wonder he can’t get healthy

by 8legs2fangs on Jul 10, 2008 6:23 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Awkward...

Hank? Buddy? Whatcha doin’ down there?

by Mister Naxal on Jul 10, 2008 4:15 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i think i gotta post that pic

for every late inning go ahead run

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 10, 2008 4:27 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wait a minute...

this ones pretty damn good. Is that K Rod in his hand?

Last week Arod and Cynthia were huge news in NYC.
This week they are huge national news.
The power of Miles, the child prodigy, catch it!!!!

by LAMuscleFag on Jul 10, 2008 4:30 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

file:///Users/macuser/Desktop/JWRIGHT.jpg

by Alphie85 on Jul 10, 2008 4:21 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you need to upload it

to a site and then link to that pic.

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 10, 2008 4:26 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes...

upload it here: www.tinypic.com

And then, come back here, and do this < img src=”this is where the tinypic image URL goes” >

by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 10, 2008 4:34 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

http://i36.tinypic.com/jpedk5.jpg[/IMG]”/>

by Alphie85 on Jul 10, 2008 4:47 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thanks . . .

. . . don’t know why i couldn’t figure that out.

by Alphie85 on Jul 10, 2008 4:49 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hahaha

very nice!

Last week Arod and Cynthia were huge news in NYC.
This week they are huge national news.
The power of Miles, the child prodigy, catch it!!!!

by LAMuscleFag on Jul 10, 2008 4:54 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Funny!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 10, 2008 5:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Needs a comma

or else it sounds kinda sexual.

Otherwise this is superlative.

Great job.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

by thedirkatron on Jul 11, 2008 12:27 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i got nothing

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 10, 2008 6:20 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

cool!

it looks as if Bradley is cutting Laird’s face

by chrisR on Jul 10, 2008 7:45 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nice

it could be titled “The (Above) .500”.

The only problem is the text blocks out the Electricians face, which is the most epic part of the pic.

The 40 Trumps All!!!

by thedirkatron on Jul 11, 2008 12:29 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

electricianheart

"Do they know who I am? Do they know my status? Thats what I thought."
-Miles 6/21/08

.501 or bust!

by Jayslick on Jul 10, 2008 7:07 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

but does he shoot lightning bolts from his arse?

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 10, 2008 8:08 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We have a winner

Plaschke: Scioscia, the former Dodgers catcher, is the model manager who has created an atmosphere of winning.
Junior:It's that simple. Mike Scioscia brings a Glade Plug-In labeled "Winning™" into the clubhouse and everyone who breathes it in gains 15 points in average.

by TheBZA on Jul 11, 2008 11:49 AM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

+DROOL

A Lonestar in California

"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart

by lonestarJon on Jul 11, 2008 12:09 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he must have a really good plastic surgeon to make the sex change look so good

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Jul 12, 2008 9:20 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

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