Josh called my bluff.

by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 10, 2008 10:07 AM CDT

So im sitting around the bar at Ozonas last night on Greenville. I am there for a birthday party, but made some new friends at the bar watching the rangers game. So as the drinks start flowing and the game gets down to the final inning.

FOTF does his thing and then Big Daddy comes up to bat, and I make the fateful statement... "If Josh goes yard, someone is getting pregnant tonight." Unfortunatly for me 2 things then occured.

My girlfriend came within earshot of me, and then Josh took care of the rest, setting off a series of events that is now out of my hands.

LITTLE SALTY-G-YARD MIGHT BE ON THE WAY.

Shit......

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So are you goign to name the child after Hamilton?

Man, thats goign to be a akward story for the kid….

So Joshina, who were you named after….

Well my daddy was drinking at a bar….......

by laxtonto on Jul 10, 2008 10:15 AM CDT 1 recs

Congratulations Salts!!

Nice to see you and Joshie boy both hit it hard last night.

Last week Arod and Cynthia were huge news in NYC.
This week they are huge national news.
The power of Miles, the child prodigy, catch it!!!!

by LAMuscleFag on Jul 10, 2008 10:18 AM CDT 0 recs

nice.

"No, Donny, these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of."

by Walter Sobchak on Jul 10, 2008 11:25 AM CDT up 0 recs

Hey,

I almost went to Ozona’s last night.

www.mavsmoneyball.com

by Wes Cox on Jul 10, 2008 10:26 AM CDT 0 recs

me too

I actually went to the game with a bunch of friends. Unfortunately for me this was the first time I didnt drive and so with the game tied in the bottom of the sixth, the guy who was driving decided to cave in and go home cause his girlfriend was bored. Only me and one other guy wanted to stay (too many girls came, never thought that would be a bad thing) so we lost out. The ironic thing is that another one of my friends who isnt much of a baseball fan wanted to leave early to goto ozonas to see his gf who was hanging out with her friends. We didnt make it back in time.

On a side note I lost a bet that hammy would get a hit in his third at bat, he was up in the count and I was getting 2 to 1. At least he came through in his last at bat cause he sure didnt in that one.

I'm sorry my parents never had me sarcamsized.

by rchawk12 on Jul 10, 2008 11:54 AM CDT up 0 recs

Yeah, "almost"... sure.

Some of us actually DID go.

by NoNameOnCard on Jul 10, 2008 1:09 PM CDT up 0 recs

Yeah, but I had a good reason

www.mavsmoneyball.com

by Wes Cox on Jul 10, 2008 4:31 PM CDT up 0 recs

Ahhh...

Ozonas. One of the few things I miss about the D-town

"Will the Rangers ever win...past July?" - Peter Schmidt

by TheJeezus on Jul 10, 2008 10:30 AM CDT 0 recs

i saw this post

and thought it was going to be you admitting you were wrong about this series.

Because you were wrong.

"that suzuki guy should go back to making cars" - My girlfriend after C.J.'s close in game 2

by tdi1985 on Jul 10, 2008 10:37 AM CDT 0 recs

So your girlfriend considers

drunken baseball bets foreplay? That’s a keeper.

Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted.

by t ball on Jul 10, 2008 10:45 AM CDT 0 recs

+...aw, hell...that's just awesome

Seriously.

by Mister Naxal on Jul 10, 2008 1:04 PM CDT up 0 recs

Early congrats

"We live, we die, and the wheels on the bus go round and round." - Tony Romo

by kentbenfer on Jul 10, 2008 11:13 AM CDT 0 recs

Man, I was workin'...

2 blocks away at Shuck N Jive. That place went nuts when Hamilton hit the bomb. And I had a guy promise the Rangers were gonna come back and win. I told him if they did, I’d buy him and his girlfriend a round. I was more than happy to do it too! What a game!

by TexHammer1983 on Jul 10, 2008 11:26 AM CDT 0 recs