OT: Troll Rankings ASB edition.
by Dr Pepper on Jul 13, 2008 6:59 PM CDT
126 comments
Alas! The All Star break cometh! While it's obviously great to see the Rangers do what they do, (Congrats to Kins/Bradley/Hammy/Young) we all know the real reason why everybody was looking forward to the ASB....... Troll Rankings! I decided to do it differently this time and actually name reasons why certain people are on the list instead of just naming them without any explanation. So here they are in no particular order, The prospective trolls are:
Lbrooks: Defending champ, ranked #1 troll..... No explanation needed.
Clueless: Lives up to the name- notable Ranger basher.
OC: Dr Pepper to OC via Brian Thomas: You a troll fool! Resurrecting the power rankings in my absence? We were not amused.
Longhorn: You were requested on here last time, so you're on here again.
Saltygoesyard: Get some new shtick. We get it...... pitching wins championships. Damn.
Iorange555: I can't figure you out man. Sometimes I am sure you're a troll, other times I have no idea... I don't know, the people will decide.
Sharky: I guess he's our lovable troll? Every post he makes gets rec'd etc. Still a troll though.
TheAhmad: I am so interested to see what you would do as GM. No seriously, I always find myself wondering........... What Would Ahmad Do?
HurlerHurley: I hesitate to put HH on here because of his prolonged absence during this ratings period.That and I don't think he has made any trollish posts since he's been back. But how can I leave the #3 troll off the list?
Agreen07: Remember when I called him an up and coming troll and y'all were shocked? I'll let you decide if I was right or not.
Jayslick: Weren't on my radar till your comments yesterday. Not cool.
Miles: Has all the signs of a signature troll. Oh crap. I shouldn't have said that..... he's gonna beat me up. Scary stuff people.
Brettgardner: Too many fights with Ben. I mean a good fight is fine but, lawyer talk? Come on...... BORING.
Benmor78: See Brett.
Lonestarjohn: He is this periods version of NYTXFAN. Dubbed Baseball Jesus he gets on here for his knowitallness. He can bring some good baseball talk from time to time but let's face it, more often than not he is a beating. And.......wait for it...........wait for it..................Salty Sucks.
Angels Again: F THE ANGELS.
Alwestfan: Comes on here and links to his 3 sentences on his blog and leaves.
Dr Pepper.
Disclaimer: This is not a personal attack against anyone on here.
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I'm going to be voting for myself throughout this competion
I’ve never been #1 at anything before, so if I could net this, I’d be kind of stoked.
But just one thing dude… it’s lonestar J-o-n, not J-o-h-n.
"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart
by lonestarJon on Jul 13, 2008 7:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
GM
If I was GM this team would be playing in a world series come 2009 and beyond.
Vote for me and you will surely get more of the good stuff, God-willing.
trade the old folks EXCEPT Bradley!
peace!
Free Palestine!
by The Ahmad on Jul 13, 2008 7:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh man
Good point. “The Ahmad” just got busted, I think.
"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart
by lonestarJon on Jul 13, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Umm
Allah is God in Arabic and since I was speaking English and not Arabic I said God. If I was speaking Spanish I would’ve said Dios (sp)
And how did I get busted? I’m a little lost here.
Free Palestine!
by The Ahmad on Jul 13, 2008 7:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
no muslim says god
it is allah to them
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 13, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Umm
I’m Muslim and I think I know what we say. We say Allah because in Islam when we pray or recite the Quran we do so in Arabic. But there are non-Arab Muslims (only 20% of Muslims are Arab) In fact I have many American friends who converted to Islam and they use both Allah and God.
It’s quite simple and clear and not at all hard, not even for yougdawg ;)
Allah is Arabic for God
God is English for Allah
Dios is Spanish for Allah/God
Allah is also the word for God in Aramiac..that was the language Jesus (peace be upon him) spoke by the way.
Free Palestine!
by The Ahmad on Jul 13, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
whatever you say
we know the real identity of The Ahmad
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 13, 2008 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Re: Umm
If I were Allah this team would be playing in a world series come 2009 and beyond.
By the way, you got my vote in the poll.
by biff pocoroba on Jul 14, 2008 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
biff pocoroba..
look if you have a problem with me that’s fine but leave my religion out of this and watch yourself. You or anyone else can come on here and disrespect me all you want or disrespect my baseball opinions all you want but once you start dissing my religion you’re crossing the line. I didn’t insult anyone’s religious beliefs on here nor do I intend to. No, I was raised better than that and my religion teaches me better than that but I guess we don’t adhere to the same code of rules, you and I.
Point is leave my religion out of this and say what you want about me, I don’t care honestly.
That goes to anyone else..You don’t like me that’s fine, I could care less but let’s keep the personal attacks away from this.
Free Palestine!
by The Ahmad on Jul 14, 2008 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Re: biff
1) I don’t have a problem with you…really, I don’t know how you arrive at that. You have a penchant for saying wacky things on occasion, but I suppose none of us have a totally clean record in that regard, really. Still, I hardly think that my post rises to the level of a personal attack.
2) My comment was simply playing upon your own “playing in the WS” line above. It was not typed in malice, nor did I think that anyone would take offense.
3) You can’t play the “leave religion out of this” card in the same thread where you yourself broached the subject.
4) In one breath you use this condescending “I was raised better than that” tone while admonishing me for being insulting. Incredible.
by biff pocoroba on Jul 14, 2008 4:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i just think every1 should lay off the religion stuff
religion and politics are trouble on a sports blog. lets argue about something we can all agree on, rangers pitching…
"Do they know who I am? Do they know my status? Thats what I thought."
-Miles 6/21/08
.501 or bust!
by Jayslick on Jul 14, 2008 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm cool with that
but i refuse to take the blame for bringing it up.
by biff pocoroba on Jul 14, 2008 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
biff
My issue wasn’t who brought what up..my issue was you insulting my religion. I didn’t bring religion up in the first place, I was simply replying to a question someone asked me about religion on here and I replied. Again the issue here is not who brought what up, but the insulting part. You may not see what you saw as insulting but I do and I would appreciate it if you didn’t say such things. Thanks!
Free Palestine!
by The Ahmad on Jul 14, 2008 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Amen! :)
Milly I have no choice but to nickname you "The Laborer".
Every time I see you on the mound you're laboring through the inning.
You sure as hell don't labor when you hear Dunkin Donuts is closing in
15 minutes, sat there with a chocolate eclair with 5 minutes to spare.
by LAMuscleFag on Jul 14, 2008 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bizarro World Elections:
Like not being allowed in the Nerd Treehouse Club.
Like being the guy that your group hated because he actually dated pretty cheerleaders.
Like the guy that you hate on Jeopardy because he keeps getting the questions correct.
Like not being allowed to plaster your bedroom walls with Jon Daniels posters and have hundreds of JD Bobblehead dolls adorning your dresser…like the rest of the guys.
Awesome!
"I'm extremely complex. I'm not easy to understand." - a) Charles Manson, b) Madonna, c) Milton Bradley.
by Clueless on Jul 13, 2008 7:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah
thats exactly what its like.
really.
i mean it.
not.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Jul 13, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great comeback.
really
a real zinger
i mean it
really
"I'm extremely complex. I'm not easy to understand." - a) Charles Manson, b) Madonna, c) Milton Bradley.
by Clueless on Jul 14, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
what a waste of space.
How's Dshep's ass taste?
by iorange555 on Jul 13, 2008 7:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Whoo-hoo!!
I rule!
"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."
by benmor78 on Jul 13, 2008 7:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
BS
There’s no way you legitimately win this. The fix is in.
by robert_d_wilfong on Jul 13, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So...
That would mean Ben is Dr Pepper? Because I’m not sure how you’d fix a poll without admin. privleges or something.
"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart
by lonestarJon on Jul 13, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is priceless stuff
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
by Agreen07 on Jul 13, 2008 7:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Why isn't that Red Sox girl on here?
She’s so annoying and is a huge troll.
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
by Agreen07 on Jul 13, 2008 7:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This list is immediately invalidated
Without the inclusion of the Fake Josey Wales, therefore I am withholding any and all voting priveleges bestowed upon me by my glorious membership in LSB.
Just like grass, I pass.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Jul 13, 2008 7:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Also
If LSJ is to be included on this list, so should “blueballlefty” and “Rangers Capt”, his two nemesis. Those three have spoiled more threads with their arguments than I care to remember – they should all get equal credit for it. “Nice Hands” is another poster who is extremely irritating, although he has nothing to do with the other three.
While I find this list amusing, there are far too many exclusions for it to be valid.
by BlackHawk125 on Jul 13, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nice
this is where we will see if Miles is in fact the LSB Milton Bradley.
"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007
by Longhorn on Jul 13, 2008 7:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Miles
I personally like the kid. He reminds me of me when I was in high school which wasn’t too long ago, lol.
whaaaaaaaaaaaaats uppppppppppppppppppppp miles!
Free Palestine!
by The Ahmad on Jul 13, 2008 7:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Zebra with the Zinger!
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
by Agreen07 on Jul 13, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
awesome
I’ve been awaiting your return Dr Pepper.
The Ahmad is my vote, I haven’t figured out who he really is, but his schtick is the most annoying
by JBImaknee on Jul 13, 2008 7:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
2 votes?
I know one of them was Brian Thomas. He whines like a little girl about me non-stop, it’s embarrassing.
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
by Agreen07 on Jul 13, 2008 7:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Awww, Wunderkind, you wacky fool
A little FYI, Wunderkind: all you have to do is click on a profile to see whether a person voted for you or not. It be virtually moron-proof, it do.
Now, if we were taking a vote on what Dirty Dancing-loving poster had the most acute dose of vaginitis, you’d have my full support, Wunderkind.
Respect.
Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love .
by Brian Thomas on Jul 13, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Never saw dirty dancing
but Ghost was a classic.
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
by Agreen07 on Jul 13, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you mean Ghost Dad?
Cause that was an incredible flick.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
by thedirkatron on Jul 14, 2008 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm pretty sure I could name BT's pick.
This post made my day.
Plaschke: Scioscia, the former Dodgers catcher, is the model manager who has created an atmosphere of winning.
Junior:It's that simple. Mike Scioscia brings a Glade Plug-In labeled "Winning™" into the clubhouse and everyone who breathes it in gains 15 points in average.
by TheBZA on Jul 13, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Julio Borbon?
The 40 Trumps All!!!
by thedirkatron on Jul 14, 2008 1:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Im voting for Ben,
JUST BECAUSE I CAN!
The bloggerformelyknownasBigBaddBubbaJ
by NYTXFAN on Jul 13, 2008 8:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I wish AJM was on here...
that guy trolls the hell out of us with those awful music videos!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
by Agreen07 on Jul 13, 2008 8:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
At the end of the day
Im always right.
Thats not troll shit, thats just the cold hard truth.
by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 13, 2008 8:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hurlerhurley
He says he’s off the sauce and has calmed down greatly. I don’t consider him a troll and I’m rooting for him to stay sober. Best of luck, HH.
Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted.
by t ball on Jul 13, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
+3
He shouldn’t really be on this list anymore.
"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart
by lonestarJon on Jul 13, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
that’s my thinking as well. Off the list then?
by Dr Pepper on Jul 13, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
And if you can, maybe you can get my name right next time.
"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart
by lonestarJon on Jul 13, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm going to have to go with Jayslick
who just called me a “newbie” in the other thread based on my login creation date of March 21, 2008.
Of course, he failed to realize that almost EVERYONE’s login creation date is that (including his own) since that’s when the boards switched over.
I think a big prerequisite to being a troll that is often overlooked is just being a dumbass.
"if every person in (Tony Snow's) mold were to pass it would make this country better. trample on the dead? shit! dance in songs of joy." - some dumb POS from this board
by willamos2 on Jul 13, 2008 9:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
now that i look at it
Jayslick joined March 10, 2007
I joined January 18, 2006.
comical
"if every person in (Tony Snow's) mold were to pass it would make this country better. trample on the dead? shit! dance in songs of joy." - some dumb POS from this board
by willamos2 on Jul 13, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
your other signature...
...was better.
classic even.
by oc on Jul 13, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What was his other sig?
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
by Agreen07 on Jul 13, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
voila
Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball
by willamos2 on Jul 13, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that was a classic
but I like your new one too.
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
by Agreen07 on Jul 13, 2008 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
k, i'll go back to it
i’m a pushover
"if every person in (Tony Snow's) mold were to pass it would make this country better. trample on the dead? shit! dance in songs of joy." - some dumb POS from this board
by willamos2 on Jul 13, 2008 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jayslick is an ignorant fool
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
by Agreen07 on Jul 13, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's a good guy...
...just crossed the line with some people…
by oc on Jul 13, 2008 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ROFL
thanx oc,
about once every 2 months some1 sticks some stupid political bit on the site, and i bite every time.
btw: i noticed no heartfelt posting came up when jesse helms died though. i guess poeple are a lot less emotionally bound to former Klan members. im done with politics on this board though.
"Do they know who I am? Do they know my status? Thats what I thought."
-Miles 6/21/08
.501 or bust!
by Jayslick on Jul 13, 2008 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
just the same
"Do they know who I am? Do they know my status? Thats what I thought."
-Miles 6/21/08
.501 or bust!
by Jayslick on Jul 14, 2008 1:02 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
statistically speaking
you have for times as many votes as i do….
"Do they know who I am? Do they know my status? Thats what I thought."
-Miles 6/21/08
.501 or bust!
by Jayslick on Jul 13, 2008 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
for!
I'm undefeated in fights. Have I been in any? No. Thats because people know my f'ing status. Don't mess with the elite. - Miles
by Dirk Diggler on Jul 13, 2008 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't really think that of
I think you posted something out of strong emotion that in retrospect you realize you shouldn’t have done. It happens all the time here @ LSB.
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
by Agreen07 on Jul 13, 2008 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's probably because he's been here longer
you’re just a newbie
Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball
by willamos2 on Jul 13, 2008 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha
Milly I have no choice but to nickname you "The Laborer".
Every time I see you on the mound you're laboring through the inning.
You sure as hell don't labor when you hear Dunkin Donuts is closing in
15 minutes, sat there with a chocolate eclair with 5 minutes to spare.
by LAMuscleFag on Jul 14, 2008 12:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
happily flying under the radar...
I blame it not on Ron Washington, but on society. Society is to blame. And Ron Washington. ~Ken Tremendous on Ron Washington sac bunting in the 11th vs LAA
by ivysafety39 on Jul 13, 2008 11:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
So Adam...
My power rankings get deleted and this doesn’t?
Thats bullshit.
There is no such thing as "untouchable".
by miles on Jul 13, 2008 11:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I agree, it’s all stupid and not funny or entertaining.
by Brett Perryman on Jul 13, 2008 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Why are you
Always complaining about this stuff?
by brettgardner on Jul 13, 2008 11:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because it
degenerates into a game of who can make a bigger ass of himself.
by Brett Perryman on Jul 13, 2008 11:46 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
What does it matter, though?
Do you really think we have 200 Bill James clones in here?
Straight sports all the time is incredibly dull and boring. While this particular thread doesn’t do much for me, the general thrust of it is fine with me, and I enjoy reading threads where people try to outwit each other.
I mean, at least it’s better than asking for the 50000000 time “Volquez or Hamilton?”
by brettgardner on Jul 13, 2008 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Two things
1. I have never, ever, ever said that I think that a blog like this should only deal with baseball. I think that these sorts of blogs should fit the personality of the blogger, and Adam’s personality is definitely to joke around and talk about things other than baseball. I never, ever complain about off topic diaries or humor (that I think is the least bit amusing).
What made me start bitching about this stuff is that it led to a really, really stupid juvenile tone that overtook every conversation. I felt like that didn’t apply to most, but just a handful, and I think I was pretty clear on who I thought that was. My hope was that giving them a hard time would cause them to tone it down a little, but I was wrong, I way, way overestimated how many people were like me and completely beaten down by miles’ schtick and way, way underestimated how many readers of the readers here enjoy stuff that you usually hear in a 5th grade classroom. So…
2. As I meant to do but slipped up here, I’ll try to steer completely clear of them and not complain and ruin readers’ good times and make myself miserable while reading this blog. Where it really frustrated me was when it overtook any actually interesting conversation going on elsewhere, but maybe I can get ab’s tool to work.
My main concern is that this blog with, I don’t know, 20 or 30 guys with ideas and opinions that I love to read turns into ESPN 3.0. That used to have a lot of good posters who were chased away by trolls and jackasses completely taking over. Just for what that’s worth.
by Brett Perryman on Jul 14, 2008 12:06 AM CDT up reply actions 7 recs
I hear your concerns about the blog...
but I do think a lot of the people you are talking about are regulars here and enjoy this blog a lot and wouldn’t want to seriously jeopardize the health of the blog. As for the “5th grade classroom stuff”, while I find most of it entertaining, I don’t really think there has been that much of it since Miles’ thread got deleted, do you? I think there has been a lot of good baseball talk on here lately and will be especially over the next few weeks with the deadline looming.
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
by Agreen07 on Jul 14, 2008 12:17 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think you're right
There hasn’t been that much of it since miles’ thread got deleted.
by Brett Perryman on Jul 14, 2008 12:43 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't care
but I don’t really post that much anymore. I never really contributed with a bunch of well thought out opinions though so it’s not much of a loss… but there is just too much going on now. I used to follow the gameday threads, but I don’t anymore… too many people. That’s fine though, everyone is entitled to post.
"that suzuki guy should go back to making cars" - My girlfriend after C.J.'s close in game 2
by tdi1985 on Jul 14, 2008 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah, theres just way more going on around here than there used to be. hard to keep up, and gameday threads move real fast with tons of animated gif’s now
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Jul 14, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rec...
although what truly killed the ESPN board was that utterly shambolic new structure they brought out that wasn’t beta tested in the least it seemed.
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
by rangers85 on Jul 14, 2008 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That, and
some of the most prolific posters were also some of the most worthless.
I really think its a shame more boards don’t have an ignore feature. That would save a ton of boards. 1 click to filter down the traffic to a more reasonable level to get rid of the junk. I also wish more boards would have rec features and filtering like slashdot.org uses with slashcode.
"And I stopped beating my wife just a couple of weeks ago." -John McCain
by DJCahill on Jul 15, 2008 9:06 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No
I don’t think that ranking jackassery or playing a game of who can be the biggest troll builds a sense of community.
by Brett Perryman on Jul 13, 2008 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions 7 recs
Everyone that was participating in this thread
seemed to be having a good time and here comes your negativity.
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
by Agreen07 on Jul 13, 2008 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
bitches
just hug it out.
How's Dshep's ass taste?
by iorange555 on Jul 13, 2008 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I agree
Everyone likes to see their name in lights, .... just fun
Laird for President
by rldwb on Jul 13, 2008 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thats the inane part...
... making lists of trolls and ranking the weeks bafoonary are just another way to try and stand out and seek attention in a place of anonymity… and though i don’t post a lot i’ve been reading here ever since i couldn’t put up with the BS going on in the espn chat space… ajm is trying, i think, to keep this from degenerating to a “First, Bitches” posting kinda place, like that… but the me, me, me attention drags it that direction… i should know miles and sharky and ahmad for their baseball opinions and not for their rants, attacks, and jackassery…
I blame it not on Ron Washington, but on society. Society is to blame. And Ron Washington. ~Ken Tremendous on Ron Washington sac bunting in the 11th vs LAA
by ivysafety39 on Jul 14, 2008 7:57 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shut up
I was just agreeing with your lil buddy.
by Brett Perryman on Jul 13, 2008 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Sure I think there isn't that much difference
between Miles’ thread and this one…I think both are fun and neither should be taken down unless someone is actually offended by being in the poll.
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
by Agreen07 on Jul 13, 2008 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed
I mean, if you see a poll by Ahmad, Dr Pepper, or whomever—just don’t click on it.
I dunno, I think it’s juvenile also….but particularly right now—there’s nothing else going on…who cares?
I'm undefeated in fights. Have I been in any? No. Thats because people know my f'ing status. Don't mess with the elite. - Miles
by Dirk Diggler on Jul 14, 2008 7:36 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How LA Muscle Fag
did not make this list is ridiculous. Like the three musketeers, he, Miles and I roll together. And AirJordan comes along sometimes too.
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
by Agreen07 on Jul 13, 2008 11:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
haha + 1
You’re right and I’m proud to say that I’m one of the 3 misfits actually Longhorn is along for the ride too.
How bad a list can it be that includes my two partners in crime, the brilliant brettgardner, THE baseball jesus – not the impostor, hilarious Ben, the lovingly non-conformist Ahmad and Salts the shock jock.
If these boys are trolls then….well.. it must not be so bad. Looks more like the 2 cool for school club to me.
Milly I have no choice but to nickname you "The Laborer".
Every time I see you on the mound you're laboring through the inning.
You sure as hell don't labor when you hear Dunkin Donuts is closing in
15 minutes, sat there with a chocolate eclair with 5 minutes to spare.
by LAMuscleFag on Jul 14, 2008 7:14 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, that's the ticket
Include Longhorn.
That helps your cause…
Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love .
by Brian Thomas on Jul 14, 2008 8:24 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
See Agreen?
You didn’t get his vote.
Plaschke: Scioscia, the former Dodgers catcher, is the model manager who has created an atmosphere of winning.
Junior:It's that simple. Mike Scioscia brings a Glade Plug-In labeled "Winning™" into the clubhouse and everyone who breathes it in gains 15 points in average.
by TheBZA on Jul 14, 2008 9:09 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Of course Longhorn as well
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
by Agreen07 on Jul 14, 2008 10:31 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where is Ed Coffin on this list?
He said he would rather the rangers be competitive for 10 to 20 years instead of win a World Series.
If thats not a troll, then slap me and call me Wilmer Valderama.
by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 14, 2008 10:33 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs
***SMACK***
WILMER VALDERAMA!!!!
"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart
by lonestarJon on Jul 14, 2008 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Okay, I'll admit it
I seriously lol’d at that one.
by BlackHawk125 on Jul 14, 2008 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
RANGER BASHER?
How uninformed. If you read my comments prior to drinking, you would realize that I am clearly not a Rangers Basher. I AM a Jon Daniels Basher and a Tom Hicks Basher, as most knowledgeable baseball fans should be. It is most evident that Hicks doesn’t have a desire to win, as a primary goal. He does like to make money from illusion and self-righteous self-proclaimed baseball experts. Jon Daniels has no apparent interest in winning either. He does want to do what makes Hicks happy, and he wants to extend his paycheck as GM for the Rangers as long as possible without anybody figuring out his egotistical dismantling of the pitching rotation and his giveaway of the developing pitchers that coincidentally were not brought in by him. You guys blind?
I am an unabashed supporter of Ron Washington and Nolan Ryan because, unlike Hicks and JD, they want to win, know how to win, know what kind of team it takes to win, and are both baseball men.
All I’ve been around here is right…and some of you REAL TROLLS…and I’d name names if I thought they wouldn’t wet themselves…can’t admit they were wrong, rather resorting to name-calling and following up each other’s comments with a continuous pee-stream of +1’s.
"I'm extremely complex. I'm not easy to understand." - a) Charles Manson, b) Madonna, c) Milton Bradley.
by Clueless on Jul 14, 2008 5:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Greatness
Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted.
by t ball on Jul 14, 2008 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The master
I'm undefeated in fights. Have I been in any? No. Thats because people know my f'ing status. Don't mess with the elite. - Miles
by Dirk Diggler on Jul 14, 2008 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
automatically bookmarks.
+1
"Do they know who I am? Do they know my status? Thats what I thought."
-Miles 6/21/08
.501 or bust!
by Jayslick on Jul 14, 2008 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this is not good...
...if it’s a continuous pee-stream of “+1s”... the “+1s” should be ejecting out of his crotch… not piss…
by oc on Jul 14, 2008 11:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I, for one, am in awe at the depth and breadth of your baseball knowledge
Clueless is big, we are little.
Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love .
by Brian Thomas on Jul 15, 2008 9:26 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He earned my vote
A long time ago.
Plaschke: Scioscia, the former Dodgers catcher, is the model manager who has created an atmosphere of winning.
Junior:It's that simple. Mike Scioscia brings a Glade Plug-In labeled "Winning™" into the clubhouse and everyone who breathes it in gains 15 points in average.
by TheBZA on Jul 15, 2008 9:38 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
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