OT: Troll Rankings ASB edition.
by Dr Pepper
on Jul 13, 2008 6:59 PM CDT
Alas! The All Star break cometh! While it's obviously great to see the Rangers do what they do, (Congrats to Kins/Bradley/Hammy/Young) we all know the real reason why everybody was looking forward to the ASB....... Troll Rankings! I decided to do it differently this time and actually name reasons why certain people are on the list instead of just naming them without any explanation. So here they are in no particular order, The prospective trolls are:
Lbrooks: Defending champ, ranked #1 troll..... No explanation needed.
Clueless: Lives up to the name- notable Ranger basher.
OC: Dr Pepper to OC via Brian Thomas: You a troll fool! Resurrecting the power rankings in my absence? We were not amused.
Longhorn: You were requested on here last time, so you're on here again.
Saltygoesyard: Get some new shtick. We get it...... pitching wins championships. Damn.
Iorange555: I can't figure you out man. Sometimes I am sure you're a troll, other times I have no idea... I don't know, the people will decide.
Sharky: I guess he's our lovable troll? Every post he makes gets rec'd etc. Still a troll though.
TheAhmad: I am so interested to see what you would do as GM. No seriously, I always find myself wondering........... What Would Ahmad Do?
HurlerHurley: I hesitate to put HH on here because of his prolonged absence during this ratings period.That and I don't think he has made any trollish posts since he's been back. But how can I leave the #3 troll off the list?
Agreen07: Remember when I called him an up and coming troll and y'all were shocked? I'll let you decide if I was right or not.
Jayslick: Weren't on my radar till your comments yesterday. Not cool.
Miles: Has all the signs of a signature troll. Oh crap. I shouldn't have said that..... he's gonna beat me up. Scary stuff people.
Brettgardner: Too many fights with Ben. I mean a good fight is fine but, lawyer talk? Come on...... BORING.
Benmor78: See Brett.
Lonestarjohn: He is this periods version of NYTXFAN. Dubbed Baseball Jesus he gets on here for his knowitallness. He can bring some good baseball talk from time to time but let's face it, more often than not he is a beating. And.......wait for it...........wait for it..................Salty Sucks.
Angels Again: F THE ANGELS.
Alwestfan: Comes on here and links to his 3 sentences on his blog and leaves.
Dr Pepper.
Disclaimer: This is not a personal attack against anyone on here.
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I'm going to be voting for myself throughout this competion
I’ve never been #1 at anything before, so if I could net this, I’d be kind of stoked.
But just one thing dude… it’s lonestar J-o-n, not J-o-h-n.
"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart
by lonestarJon on Jul 13, 2008 7:11 PM CDT 0 recs
GM
If I was GM this team would be playing in a world series come 2009 and beyond.
Vote for me and you will surely get more of the good stuff, God-willing.
trade the old folks EXCEPT Bradley!
peace!
Free Palestine!
by The Ahmad on Jul 13, 2008 7:17 PM CDT 0 recs
Oh man
Good point. “The Ahmad” just got busted, I think.
"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart
by lonestarJon on
Jul 13, 2008 7:23 PM CDT
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Umm
Allah is God in Arabic and since I was speaking English and not Arabic I said God. If I was speaking Spanish I would’ve said Dios (sp)
And how did I get busted? I’m a little lost here.
Free Palestine!
by The Ahmad on Jul 13, 2008 7:24 PM CDT 0 recs
no muslim says god
it is allah to them
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg1 on
Jul 13, 2008 8:37 PM CDT
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Umm
I’m Muslim and I think I know what we say. We say Allah because in Islam when we pray or recite the Quran we do so in Arabic. But there are non-Arab Muslims (only 20% of Muslims are Arab) In fact I have many American friends who converted to Islam and they use both Allah and God.
It’s quite simple and clear and not at all hard, not even for yougdawg ;)
Allah is Arabic for God
God is English for Allah
Dios is Spanish for Allah/God
Allah is also the word for God in Aramiac..that was the language Jesus (peace be upon him) spoke by the way.
Free Palestine!
by The Ahmad on
Jul 13, 2008 8:42 PM CDT
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Ahmad
you guys all just got did by the ahmad. I think this is where one would cue the..welcome to high school.
baseBALLIN!
by kevzta on
Jul 13, 2008 9:21 PM CDT
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whatever you say
we know the real identity of The Ahmad
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg1 on
Jul 13, 2008 10:31 PM CDT
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Re: Umm
If I were Allah this team would be playing in a world series come 2009 and beyond.
By the way, you got my vote in the poll.
by biff pocoroba on
Jul 14, 2008 3:10 PM CDT
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biff pocoroba..
look if you have a problem with me that’s fine but leave my religion out of this and watch yourself. You or anyone else can come on here and disrespect me all you want or disrespect my baseball opinions all you want but once you start dissing my religion you’re crossing the line. I didn’t insult anyone’s religious beliefs on here nor do I intend to. No, I was raised better than that and my religion teaches me better than that but I guess we don’t adhere to the same code of rules, you and I.
Point is leave my religion out of this and say what you want about me, I don’t care honestly.
That goes to anyone else..You don’t like me that’s fine, I could care less but let’s keep the personal attacks away from this.
Free Palestine!
by The Ahmad on
Jul 14, 2008 3:55 PM CDT
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Re: biff
1) I don’t have a problem with you…really, I don’t know how you arrive at that. You have a penchant for saying wacky things on occasion, but I suppose none of us have a totally clean record in that regard, really. Still, I hardly think that my post rises to the level of a personal attack.
2) My comment was simply playing upon your own “playing in the WS” line above. It was not typed in malice, nor did I think that anyone would take offense.
3) You can’t play the “leave religion out of this” card in the same thread where you yourself broached the subject.
4) In one breath you use this condescending “I was raised better than that” tone while admonishing me for being insulting. Incredible.
by biff pocoroba on
Jul 14, 2008 4:45 PM CDT
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i just think every1 should lay off the religion stuff
religion and politics are trouble on a sports blog. lets argue about something we can all agree on, rangers pitching…
"Do they know who I am? Do they know my status? Thats what I thought."
-Miles 6/21/08
.501 or bust!
by Jayslick on
Jul 14, 2008 4:48 PM CDT
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I'm cool with that
but i refuse to take the blame for bringing it up.
by biff pocoroba on
Jul 14, 2008 4:53 PM CDT
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biff
My issue wasn’t who brought what up..my issue was you insulting my religion. I didn’t bring religion up in the first place, I was simply replying to a question someone asked me about religion on here and I replied. Again the issue here is not who brought what up, but the insulting part. You may not see what you saw as insulting but I do and I would appreciate it if you didn’t say such things. Thanks!
Free Palestine!
by The Ahmad on
Jul 14, 2008 5:12 PM CDT
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Amen! :)
Milly I have no choice but to nickname you "The Laborer".
Every time I see you on the mound you're laboring through the inning.
You sure as hell don't labor when you hear Dunkin Donuts is closing in
15 minutes, sat there with a chocolate eclair with 5 minutes to spare.
by LAMuscleFag on
Jul 14, 2008 4:58 PM CDT
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Bizarro World Elections:
Like not being allowed in the Nerd Treehouse Club.
Like being the guy that your group hated because he actually dated pretty cheerleaders.
Like the guy that you hate on Jeopardy because he keeps getting the questions correct.
Like not being allowed to plaster your bedroom walls with Jon Daniels posters and have hundreds of JD Bobblehead dolls adorning your dresser…like the rest of the guys.
Awesome!
"I'm extremely complex. I'm not easy to understand." - a) Charles Manson, b) Madonna, c) Milton Bradley.
by Clueless on Jul 13, 2008 7:32 PM CDT 0 recs
yeah
thats exactly what its like.
really.
i mean it.
not.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on
Jul 13, 2008 7:33 PM CDT
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Great comeback.
really
a real zinger
i mean it
really
"I'm extremely complex. I'm not easy to understand." - a) Charles Manson, b) Madonna, c) Milton Bradley.
by Clueless on
Jul 14, 2008 7:33 PM CDT
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Thanks
I want a recount.
"I'm extremely complex. I'm not easy to understand." - a) Charles Manson, b) Madonna, c) Milton Bradley.
by Clueless on
Jul 14, 2008 7:35 PM CDT
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lol
what a waste of space.
How's Dshep's ass taste?
by iorange555 on Jul 13, 2008 7:34 PM CDT 0 recs
Whoo-hoo!!
I rule!
"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."
by benmor78 on Jul 13, 2008 7:35 PM CDT 0 recs
BS
There’s no way you legitimately win this. The fix is in.
by robert_d_wilfong on
Jul 13, 2008 9:28 PM CDT
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So...
That would mean Ben is Dr Pepper? Because I’m not sure how you’d fix a poll without admin. privleges or something.
"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart
by lonestarJon on
Jul 13, 2008 9:37 PM CDT
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This is priceless stuff
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
by Agreen07 on Jul 13, 2008 7:38 PM CDT 0 recs
Why isn't that Red Sox girl on here?
She’s so annoying and is a huge troll.
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
by Agreen07 on Jul 13, 2008 7:40 PM CDT 0 recs
This list is immediately invalidated
Without the inclusion of the Fake Josey Wales, therefore I am withholding any and all voting priveleges bestowed upon me by my glorious membership in LSB.
Just like grass, I pass.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Jul 13, 2008 7:40 PM CDT 0 recs
Also
If LSJ is to be included on this list, so should “blueballlefty” and “Rangers Capt”, his two nemesis. Those three have spoiled more threads with their arguments than I care to remember – they should all get equal credit for it. “Nice Hands” is another poster who is extremely irritating, although he has nothing to do with the other three.
While I find this list amusing, there are far too many exclusions for it to be valid.
by BlackHawk125 on
Jul 13, 2008 7:48 PM CDT
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Wow.
How did I forget Josey Wales? Rest assured, that won’t happen again. May I entice you into voting for me this time? Every vote counts.
by Dr Pepper on
Jul 13, 2008 8:21 PM CDT
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nice
this is where we will see if Miles is in fact the LSB Milton Bradley.
"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007
by Longhorn on Jul 13, 2008 7:44 PM CDT 0 recs
Miles
I personally like the kid. He reminds me of me when I was in high school which wasn’t too long ago, lol.
whaaaaaaaaaaaaats uppppppppppppppppppppp miles!
Free Palestine!
by The Ahmad on Jul 13, 2008 7:45 PM CDT 0 recs
Zebra with the Zinger!
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
by Agreen07 on
Jul 13, 2008 7:50 PM CDT
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awesome
I’ve been awaiting your return Dr Pepper.
The Ahmad is my vote, I haven’t figured out who he really is, but his schtick is the most annoying
by JBImaknee on Jul 13, 2008 7:54 PM CDT 0 recs
2 votes?
I know one of them was Brian Thomas. He whines like a little girl about me non-stop, it’s embarrassing.
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
by Agreen07 on Jul 13, 2008 7:59 PM CDT 0 recs
Awww, Wunderkind, you wacky fool
A little FYI, Wunderkind: all you have to do is click on a profile to see whether a person voted for you or not. It be virtually moron-proof, it do.
Now, if we were taking a vote on what Dirty Dancing-loving poster had the most acute dose of vaginitis, you’d have my full support, Wunderkind.
Respect.
Don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love .
by Brian Thomas on
Jul 13, 2008 8:18 PM CDT
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Never saw dirty dancing
but Ghost was a classic.
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
by Agreen07 on
Jul 13, 2008 8:25 PM CDT
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Do you mean Ghost Dad?
Cause that was an incredible flick.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
by thedirkatron on
Jul 14, 2008 1:45 PM CDT
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I'm pretty sure I could name BT's pick.
This post made my day.
Plaschke: Scioscia, the former Dodgers catcher, is the model manager who has created an atmosphere of winning.
Junior:It's that simple. Mike Scioscia brings a Glade Plug-In labeled "Winning™" into the clubhouse and everyone who breathes it in gains 15 points in average.
by TheBZA on
Jul 13, 2008 8:41 PM CDT
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Im voting for Ben,
JUST BECAUSE I CAN!
The bloggerformelyknownasBigBaddBubbaJ
by NYTXFAN on Jul 13, 2008 8:15 PM CDT 0 recs
I wish AJM was on here...
that guy trolls the hell out of us with those awful music videos!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
by Agreen07 on Jul 13, 2008 8:33 PM CDT 0 recs
At the end of the day
Im always right.
Thats not troll shit, thats just the cold hard truth.
by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 13, 2008 8:49 PM CDT 0 recs
Hurlerhurley
He says he’s off the sauce and has calmed down greatly. I don’t consider him a troll and I’m rooting for him to stay sober. Best of luck, HH.
Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted.
by t ball on Jul 13, 2008 9:16 PM CDT 1 recs
+1
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
by Agreen07 on
Jul 13, 2008 9:18 PM CDT
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+3
He shouldn’t really be on this list anymore.
"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart
by lonestarJon on
Jul 13, 2008 9:20 PM CDT
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Yeah
that’s my thinking as well. Off the list then?
by Dr Pepper on
Jul 13, 2008 9:21 PM CDT
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Yeah
And if you can, maybe you can get my name right next time.
"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart
by lonestarJon on
Jul 13, 2008 9:25 PM CDT
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+Sebenty!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on
Jul 13, 2008 9:31 PM CDT
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i'm going to have to go with Jayslick
who just called me a “newbie” in the other thread based on my login creation date of March 21, 2008.
Of course, he failed to realize that almost EVERYONE’s login creation date is that (including his own) since that’s when the boards switched over.
I think a big prerequisite to being a troll that is often overlooked is just being a dumbass.
"if every person in (Tony Snow's) mold were to pass it would make this country better. trample on the dead? shit! dance in songs of joy." - some dumb POS from this board
by willamos2 on Jul 13, 2008 9:35 PM CDT 0 recs
now that i look at it
Jayslick joined March 10, 2007
I joined January 18, 2006.
comical
"if every person in (Tony Snow's) mold were to pass it would make this country better. trample on the dead? shit! dance in songs of joy." - some dumb POS from this board
by willamos2 on
Jul 13, 2008 9:44 PM CDT
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What was his other sig?
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
by Agreen07 on
Jul 13, 2008 10:16 PM CDT
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voila
Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball
by willamos2 on
Jul 13, 2008 10:24 PM CDT
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that was a classic
but I like your new one too.
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
by Agreen07 on
Jul 13, 2008 10:28 PM CDT
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meh
it’s probably good that i just let the old one go. It would probably just get me pissed off every time i saw it.
This one always puts a smile on my face.
Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball
by willamos2 on
Jul 13, 2008 10:31 PM CDT
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k, i'll go back to it
i’m a pushover
"if every person in (Tony Snow's) mold were to pass it would make this country better. trample on the dead? shit! dance in songs of joy." - some dumb POS from this board
by willamos2 on
Jul 13, 2008 10:22 PM CDT
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Jayslick is an ignorant fool
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
by Agreen07 on
Jul 13, 2008 10:16 PM CDT
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he's a good guy...
...just crossed the line with some people…
by oc on
Jul 13, 2008 10:55 PM CDT
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ROFL
thanx oc,
about once every 2 months some1 sticks some stupid political bit on the site, and i bite every time.
btw: i noticed no heartfelt posting came up when jesse helms died though. i guess poeple are a lot less emotionally bound to former Klan members. im done with politics on this board though.
"Do they know who I am? Do they know my status? Thats what I thought."
-Miles 6/21/08
.501 or bust!
by Jayslick on
Jul 13, 2008 10:58 PM CDT
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just the same
"Do they know who I am? Do they know my status? Thats what I thought."
-Miles 6/21/08
.501 or bust!
by Jayslick on
Jul 14, 2008 1:02 AM CDT
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statistically speaking
you have for times as many votes as i do….
"Do they know who I am? Do they know my status? Thats what I thought."
-Miles 6/21/08
.501 or bust!
by Jayslick on
Jul 13, 2008 10:56 PM CDT
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for!
I'm undefeated in fights. Have I been in any? No. Thats because people know my f'ing status. Don't mess with the elite. - Miles
by Dirk Diggler on
Jul 13, 2008 11:02 PM CDT
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+Too?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on
Jul 14, 2008 2:38 PM CDT
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for
errr 4….
heh good catch.
"Do they know who I am? Do they know my status? Thats what I thought."
-Miles 6/21/08
.501 or bust!
by Jayslick on
Jul 14, 2008 4:48 PM CDT
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I don't really think that of
I think you posted something out of strong emotion that in retrospect you realize you shouldn’t have done. It happens all the time here @ LSB.
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
by Agreen07 on
Jul 13, 2008 11:10 PM CDT
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* of you
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
by Agreen07 on
Jul 13, 2008 11:10 PM CDT
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it's probably because he's been here longer
you’re just a newbie
Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball
by willamos2 on
Jul 13, 2008 11:15 PM CDT
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haha
Milly I have no choice but to nickname you "The Laborer".
Every time I see you on the mound you're laboring through the inning.
You sure as hell don't labor when you hear Dunkin Donuts is closing in
15 minutes, sat there with a chocolate eclair with 5 minutes to spare.
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