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7/13/08 game day thread 2

The last #2 game day thread before the All Star Break.

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The change of luck thread perhaps?

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 13, 2008 4:45 PM CDT reply actions  

You trade a GIDP for a run, right?

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 13, 2008 4:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Why is Wright still in there?

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 13, 2008 4:45 PM CDT reply actions  

nope

same crappy luck in this thread

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 13, 2008 4:45 PM CDT reply actions  

jsut stupid.

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 13, 2008 4:45 PM CDT reply actions  

fairly pathetic

one pitch below the belt in like 8 pitches

hello, you are are a groundball sinkerballer.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 13, 2008 4:46 PM CDT reply actions  

oh shoot

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 13, 2008 4:46 PM CDT reply actions  

anybody home?

Milly I have no choice but to nickname you "The Laborer".
Every time I see you on the mound you're laboring through the inning.
You sure as hell don't labor when you hear Dunkin Donuts is closing in
15 minutes, sat there with a chocolate eclair with 5 minutes to spare.

by LAMuscleFag on Jul 13, 2008 4:46 PM CDT reply actions  

haha

Milly I have no choice but to nickname you "The Laborer".
Every time I see you on the mound you're laboring through the inning.
You sure as hell don't labor when you hear Dunkin Donuts is closing in
15 minutes, sat there with a chocolate eclair with 5 minutes to spare.

by LAMuscleFag on Jul 13, 2008 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

you are the baseball jesus and issuer of humorous electrician phrases.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 13, 2008 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Toby Hall

worst baserunner in the league?

by Garcia on Jul 13, 2008 4:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Marlon Byrd

A Lonestar in California

"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart

by LSJ on Jul 13, 2008 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

stupid

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 13, 2008 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Prince Fielder?

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 13, 2008 4:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

But here got an insider the parker

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2008 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

"But he got an inside the parker"?

He’s still slow. It’s easy to get in insider the parker when an outfielder tries to field it and misses it, allowing the ball to roll away from everyone to the wall.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 13, 2008 4:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha!

now my spelling is shit. an inside the parker

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 13, 2008 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

+ 1

Milly I have no choice but to nickname you "The Laborer".
Every time I see you on the mound you're laboring through the inning.
You sure as hell don't labor when you hear Dunkin Donuts is closing in
15 minutes, sat there with a chocolate eclair with 5 minutes to spare.

by LAMuscleFag on Jul 13, 2008 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

another meatball

get him out. its the last day before the break, do whatever you can to win this game..

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 13, 2008 4:47 PM CDT reply actions  

i fully expect to be down 2 run in 10 seconds.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 13, 2008 4:50 PM CDT reply actions  

well

hurrah. thankyou.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 13, 2008 4:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

i never want to see Jamey Wright in a close game again

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 13, 2008 4:51 PM CDT reply actions  

How about we try to win this game in the bottom of the 7th

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 13, 2008 4:52 PM CDT reply actions  

have they stated the attendance?

looks pretty decent.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 13, 2008 4:52 PM CDT reply actions  

not sure but

I think we’re going to start seeing attendance rise a lot in the second half. The Rangers are really pushing this winning record for all its worth and saying that we are in a division race while the young guys are exploding on to the scene

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 13, 2008 4:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

39k+ IIRC

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 13, 2008 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Juuuust enough juice to get out of that inning with a tie

Now Jamey can recharge over the break.

A Lonestar in California

"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart

by LSJ on Jul 13, 2008 4:52 PM CDT reply actions  

For some reason

this whole game I’ve felt we were going to win.

by shroomer on Jul 13, 2008 4:53 PM CDT reply actions  

there's still

basically a 50% for texas to win.

kinda wish i picked a score for this game now dontcha?

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 13, 2008 4:53 PM CDT reply actions  

its more than 50

with 9 outs left to their 6.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 13, 2008 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is this a boring,

frustrating friggin’ game, or what???

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 13, 2008 4:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Boring no

Frustrating yes.

A Lonestar in California

"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart

by LSJ on Jul 13, 2008 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'm ready for the break

i’m sick of watching the whitesox get eleventy billion singles off of us, while we keep hitting it right at them.

by jas003 on Jul 13, 2008 4:53 PM CDT reply actions  

heh

nice shot of that blonde girl

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 13, 2008 4:55 PM CDT reply actions  

If I where Miles

I might say something that included “bang”...

A Lonestar in California

"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart

by LSJ on Jul 13, 2008 4:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

what about "hit"

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 13, 2008 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

That too

A Lonestar in California

"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart

by LSJ on Jul 13, 2008 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Huh?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 13, 2008 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

If you were miles...

...you’d be whining about a smudge on your leather seats in your BMW. And the cost of Mexican labor.

Love ya, miles.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 13, 2008 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

"The Rangers have gotten outs when they've needed to."

I’m sorry, TAG, but when they’ve given up 7 runs that’s just not correct.

by philkid3 on Jul 13, 2008 4:56 PM CDT reply actions  

clutch

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 13, 2008 4:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Da Murph

coming through when we needed it most

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 13, 2008 4:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow, we get one of those crappy dribblers too

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2008 4:57 PM CDT reply actions  

The Duke

7.2 ip, 3h, 1 ER.

i wish we would turn setupmen into cy youngs.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 13, 2008 4:57 PM CDT reply actions  

woops

kotchman homers. just one run though.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 13, 2008 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not that Duke isn't awesome. . .

. . . but having a defense as good as Oakland, or even close, would sure be a big help.

by philkid3 on Jul 13, 2008 4:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

hes made a lot of hard outs lately

couple smashes to first, warning track flyballs.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 13, 2008 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Singley DoRight!

heh

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 13, 2008 4:58 PM CDT reply actions  

LOL

Milly I have no choice but to nickname you "The Laborer".
Every time I see you on the mound you're laboring through the inning.
You sure as hell don't labor when you hear Dunkin Donuts is closing in
15 minutes, sat there with a chocolate eclair with 5 minutes to spare.

by LAMuscleFag on Jul 13, 2008 4:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

hit and run here

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 13, 2008 4:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh crap

Byrd is up with a man on.

A Lonestar in California

"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart

by LSJ on Jul 13, 2008 4:58 PM CDT reply actions  

The Byrdman is due to fly.

Putting in the call.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 13, 2008 4:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Murphinator.

His sheer awesomeness carried that ball through the infield.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 13, 2008 4:59 PM CDT reply actions  

YOU CAN'T PICK OFF DA MURPH!!!

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 13, 2008 4:59 PM CDT reply actions  

we seem to be good at getting picked off and making it to 2nd (or 3rd)

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 13, 2008 4:59 PM CDT reply actions  

no, it wasn't.

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 13, 2008 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes, I believe by the rule book

it was. so did pettis. I trust him over you.

by Garcia on Jul 13, 2008 5:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

wrong

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 13, 2008 5:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes

well, im’ still waiting. because all you got is, oh because pettis says so it’s a balk…

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 13, 2008 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

by def.

“At any time during the pitcher’s preliminary movements and until his natural pitching motion commits him to the pitch, he may throw to any base provided he steps directly toward such base before making the throw.”

In no way did he step toward 1st. His foot went more than 45 degrees away from first towards home, therefore, by rule, it is a balk. Not saying it is called, but by definition, it was. go back and take a look.

by Garcia on Jul 13, 2008 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

in the air byrd

just put it in the air

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 13, 2008 4:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Whoah

Bad base running makes me happy.

by philkid3 on Jul 13, 2008 5:00 PM CDT reply actions  

truer words

have never been spoken.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 13, 2008 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

+ 1

Milly I have no choice but to nickname you "The Laborer".
Every time I see you on the mound you're laboring through the inning.
You sure as hell don't labor when you hear Dunkin Donuts is closing in
15 minutes, sat there with a chocolate eclair with 5 minutes to spare.

by LAMuscleFag on Jul 13, 2008 5:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

wake up ozzie

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 13, 2008 5:00 PM CDT reply actions  

He can't

Just had a brain aneurism.

A Lonestar in California

"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart

by LSJ on Jul 13, 2008 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

It would have been close

even if he caught that

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 13, 2008 5:00 PM CDT reply actions  

yeah

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 13, 2008 5:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Byrd knew where he was aiming at with that foul ball

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 13, 2008 5:01 PM CDT reply actions  

yesssssss

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 13, 2008 5:01 PM CDT reply actions  

woo byrd!

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Jul 13, 2008 5:01 PM CDT reply actions  

fly byrdman fly.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 13, 2008 5:01 PM CDT reply actions  

What an inning from a couple of 4th OFs

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 13, 2008 5:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 13, 2008 5:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

my call of the game

CD xbh .

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 13, 2008 5:02 PM CDT reply actions  

oh wait

its a lefty.

too late to take it back? not that hes hopeless against him though.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 13, 2008 5:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

YEAH!!

Byrd with a hit with a man on!

A Lonestar in California

"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart

by LSJ on Jul 13, 2008 5:02 PM CDT reply actions  

FWIW

84% chance of winning now.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 13, 2008 5:03 PM CDT reply actions  

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 13, 2008 5:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah Josh

Lack of opportunities is why Byrd doesn’t have any RBI’s this year.

A Lonestar in California

"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart

by LSJ on Jul 13, 2008 5:04 PM CDT reply actions  

hahahahaha

Ozzie just crapped himself

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 13, 2008 5:04 PM CDT reply actions  

that was almost the extra base hit, hah.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 13, 2008 5:05 PM CDT reply actions  

What happened?

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 13, 2008 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

popup down the 1b line

the guy overran the ball, it landed just foul

although it would have been an error and not actually a hit.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 13, 2008 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

The White Sox

couldn’t make the catch on a high foul pop up

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 13, 2008 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Davis hit a mile high popup

Mini-Fidel couldn’t get to it.

A Lonestar in California

"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart

by LSJ on Jul 13, 2008 5:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

after these past couple of game

we are about due for about 10 bleeders in a row.

by jas003 on Jul 13, 2008 5:05 PM CDT reply actions  

so we were at this game until the 3rd

easily the most miserable game I’ve ever been to climate-wise.

However, in the gift shop they now have T-shirts with “Ham-Bomb” on the front and Hammy’s name and # on the back.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Jul 13, 2008 5:05 PM CDT reply actions  

the free swinger walks for the second time today

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 13, 2008 5:05 PM CDT reply actions  

okay

no bunts please.

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 13, 2008 5:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Sweeeeet

Nice AB by Davis.

Yes, I’m back. I really haven’t gotten my chores done, but whatever.

Nothing pithy here. Please move long.

by WyoRanger on Jul 13, 2008 5:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Man...

I want to figure out how to watch Ozzie’s post game interview.

by Brandon Worley on Jul 13, 2008 5:06 PM CDT reply actions  

LOL

I love the Hulk ending music as the pitcher leaves the game

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 13, 2008 5:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Especially after CD walks.

How appropriate.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 13, 2008 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

davis ist krieg

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 13, 2008 5:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Ahhaha

A Lonestar in California

"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart

by LSJ on Jul 13, 2008 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 13, 2008 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

What channel is the game on?

This is the Texas Rangers, professional destroyers of hope, we're talking about. - BAC

by nikpin on Jul 13, 2008 5:06 PM CDT reply actions  

KDFW, Fox 4

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2008 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks

This is the Texas Rangers, professional destroyers of hope, we're talking about. - BAC

by nikpin on Jul 13, 2008 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

walk doesnt count, im transferring my call to maxram.

although im buying myself some bunt insurance, that doesnt cont.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 13, 2008 5:06 PM CDT reply actions  

ok now i just lose

oh well.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 13, 2008 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wendy O Williams > this broad...

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 13, 2008 5:07 PM CDT reply actions  

this should confirm

that Wash wouldn’t have asked Ian to bunt a few days ago…

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 13, 2008 5:09 PM CDT reply actions  

yeah

art howe, you’re one more dumb move away from a DFA

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 13, 2008 5:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

maybe that is why

Wash doesn’t argue much.

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 13, 2008 5:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

when do we get a bullpen

that keeps rolling out pitchers with sub 3 era’s?

by jas003 on Jul 13, 2008 5:10 PM CDT reply actions  

wasn't that last year?

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 13, 2008 5:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

CJ, Benoit, Gagne while he was here

Mahay while he was here, Rheino in the pen, Wright in the pen. Man, that team was solid in the bullpen.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 13, 2008 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

last year had gagne in the low 2's before traded

CJ right at 3
Benoit below 3
And Aki before he got hurt.
Mahay below 3 before traded (and after).

and some other guys with good years too.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 13, 2008 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

That thing was fired off Hall's chest

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 13, 2008 5:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Get him or

or else you know whats up Brandon W.

by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 13, 2008 5:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice!

WP, runners advance.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 13, 2008 5:11 PM CDT reply actions  

How many chances

Will the ole rangers squander away.

by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 13, 2008 5:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Yep

A Lonestar in California

"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart

by LSJ on Jul 13, 2008 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ramon did

his job, in my mind…heh.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 13, 2008 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

C'mon, Kins.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 13, 2008 5:12 PM CDT reply actions  

You know...

...if you’re Ozzie, don’t you walk Kinsler to get to FOTF?

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 13, 2008 5:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Well, there you go.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 13, 2008 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

MY

don’t fuck it up

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Jul 13, 2008 5:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Young is due for a hit

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 13, 2008 5:13 PM CDT reply actions  

heh

Ian looked disappointed

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 13, 2008 5:13 PM CDT reply actions  

If kinsler had hit a HR rather than be hit

he has a higher ops than utley.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 13, 2008 5:13 PM CDT reply actions  

he has a higher OPS+ though

at the moment.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 13, 2008 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Crap...

Can we pinch-hit for MY?

A Lonestar in California

"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart

by LSJ on Jul 13, 2008 5:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Good call

Nothing pithy here. Please move long.

by WyoRanger on Jul 13, 2008 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

don't swing mike

you’re going to get junk

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 13, 2008 5:14 PM CDT reply actions  

wow

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 13, 2008 5:15 PM CDT reply actions  

WOOOOO FOTF

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Jul 13, 2008 5:15 PM CDT reply actions  

FOTF

C-L-U-T-C-H!!!!

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 13, 2008 5:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Streak extended.....

yay!

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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2008 5:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Best 2 strike hitter

In baseball. STILL HOLDS THE TITLE.

by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 13, 2008 5:16 PM CDT reply actions  

hammy takes one ball

we got this.

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 13, 2008 5:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Hamilton will hit a HR right now

It will look so beautiful

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 13, 2008 5:16 PM CDT reply actions  

WOOO

IN MY FACE!!!!

A Lonestar in California

"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart

by LSJ on Jul 13, 2008 5:16 PM CDT reply actions  

FOFT!

Fangraph someone, nao!

I’m lazy.

by philkid3 on Jul 13, 2008 5:16 PM CDT reply actions  

FOTF.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 13, 2008 5:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuckin' A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MY came through!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 13, 2008 5:16 PM CDT reply actions  

check it out

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 13, 2008 5:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Sweetness!

I like…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 13, 2008 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Walk Hamilton

to get to the guy with a better OPS than him

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 13, 2008 5:17 PM CDT reply actions  

let's do this Milton

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 13, 2008 5:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Let's go Uncle Milt

Nothing pithy here. Please move long.

by WyoRanger on Jul 13, 2008 5:18 PM CDT reply actions  

there goes my last chance at 100 rbi

although he probably count have gotten up again.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 13, 2008 5:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Can the pen hold this?

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 13, 2008 5:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Can we get a...

CLEANUP ON AISLE FOUR?

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by LSJ on Jul 13, 2008 5:18 PM CDT reply actions  

2020?

Michael Young, future HOFer?

by booyahcaveman on Jul 13, 2008 5:18 PM CDT reply actions  

he will

to prove you wrong

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 13, 2008 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

A Lonestar in California

"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart

by LSJ on Jul 13, 2008 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

If he gets 3000...

which seems like a distinct possibility

by booyahcaveman on Jul 13, 2008 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey, you might want to get your knee checked out.

What with all the jerking of it you’ve been doing lately.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 13, 2008 5:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

“that broadcasting school has really paid off.”

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 13, 2008 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not sure where the 2020 comes from...

But he came into the game with 1422 hits.

http://www.baseball-reference.com/y/youngmi02.shtml

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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2008 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah

i just looked that up…thought that was what lewin said

by booyahcaveman on Jul 13, 2008 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's what he said...

but Lewin must have misread or something

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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2008 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Milty.

It’s freakin’ go time right here.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 13, 2008 5:18 PM CDT reply actions  

I feel sorry for MIlton

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 13, 2008 5:19 PM CDT reply actions  

good calls ump

How about that pitch that nearly hit Bradley. That was a perfect strike, right?

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 13, 2008 5:19 PM CDT reply actions  

This CS'er SUCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 13, 2008 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

isn't it implied that he sucks?

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 13, 2008 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, kinda

silly upon further review. lmao at me!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 13, 2008 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

That 3rd pitch wasn't a strike too Tim Cheater?

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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2008 5:19 PM CDT reply actions  

I like to refer to him as

Tim Tshita….

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jul 13, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Fuuuuuuuu

Those pitches aren’t even close.

Nothing pithy here. Please move long.

by WyoRanger on Jul 13, 2008 5:19 PM CDT reply actions  

At what point...

do the Rangers send video evidence to the league that Milton is being discriminated against?

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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2008 5:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Can't disagree

Nothing pithy here. Please move long.

by WyoRanger on Jul 13, 2008 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was ball 5 actually

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 13, 2008 5:20 PM CDT reply actions  

shit!

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Jul 13, 2008 5:20 PM CDT reply actions  

6 balls that AB

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 13, 2008 5:20 PM CDT reply actions  

milton wanted those rbis

didnt get a pitch to hit.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 13, 2008 5:20 PM CDT reply actions  

TAG milking the pitch tracker

for all its worth.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 13, 2008 5:20 PM CDT reply actions  

go team go

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 13, 2008 5:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Pen's gotta hold.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 13, 2008 5:21 PM CDT reply actions  

i bet we get another run in the 8th

just need the pen to not be terrible.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 13, 2008 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Guardado and CJ

lets hope they can get it done

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 13, 2008 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

that K dropped our chances of winning by 1%

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 13, 2008 5:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Get outta your

Mom’s basement….

It’s Eddie Time!

;)

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 13, 2008 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

when is the last time you saw a basement

in Texas? :D

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 13, 2008 5:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

There's some up in the Panhandle...

I’m from Amarillo, aka tornado country.

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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2008 5:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

been to HP or preston Hollow recently?

all new construction over there has basements.

by Garcia on Jul 13, 2008 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

We really need more runs

So CJ Wilson won’t have to pitch today.

A Lonestar in California

"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart

by LSJ on Jul 13, 2008 5:22 PM CDT reply actions  

+1

I’m not sure i can take that today

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Jul 13, 2008 5:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

street is blowing the angel game

that sucks.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 13, 2008 5:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Grieve compliments guardados location

guardado promptly throws it right down the middle.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 13, 2008 5:24 PM CDT reply actions  

fuck

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 13, 2008 5:24 PM CDT reply actions  

eff

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 13, 2008 5:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Welp, that just assured

CJ Time!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 13, 2008 5:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice face plant

by the kid in the grass

Nothing pithy here. Please move long.

by WyoRanger on Jul 13, 2008 5:24 PM CDT reply actions  

No doubt

haha

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 13, 2008 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Told you

You must be out of your mind to post fangraphs during a game

by LiamP on Jul 13, 2008 5:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

It was

Gdawg.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 13, 2008 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

but it was requested by someone else

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 13, 2008 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

we're at 90% now

fwiw

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 13, 2008 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

E tu, Eddie?

A Lonestar in California

"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart

by LSJ on Jul 13, 2008 5:25 PM CDT reply actions  

that was a k to milton

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 13, 2008 5:25 PM CDT reply actions  

that was a k to milton too

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 13, 2008 5:26 PM CDT reply actions  

That's because umps don't like Milton

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 13, 2008 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Alright, I'll say it:

Fucking Racist Bastards, may they burn in hell.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 13, 2008 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wonder if Tim Cheater

will don his white robe and hood after the game tonight?

by Garcia on Jul 13, 2008 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

After he collects from his

bookie? Perhaps.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 13, 2008 5:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

that was a K to milton bradley

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 13, 2008 5:26 PM CDT reply actions  

heh i hadnt read longhorns post.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 13, 2008 5:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

JI-

HI GUYS!! ITS JIM THOME HERE!!

Nothing pithy here. Please move long.

by WyoRanger on Jul 13, 2008 5:26 PM CDT reply actions  

This MF'en ump

Sucks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 13, 2008 5:26 PM CDT reply actions  

I feel angry Tom Grieve coming on...

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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2008 5:27 PM CDT reply actions  

alright eddie it works

cj doesnt have to face the middle of the order, thats nice.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 13, 2008 5:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Lets get that 3 run lead back

this inning

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 13, 2008 5:29 PM CDT reply actions  

And then some

A Lonestar in California

"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart

by LSJ on Jul 13, 2008 5:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

CD is batting this inning

auto-run

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 13, 2008 5:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pretty good.

Let’s get three more and make this a non-issue.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 13, 2008 5:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh jeez

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 13, 2008 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

hwo does a run score from 2nd on a "single to shortstop"

ugh

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 13, 2008 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

beast

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 13, 2008 5:31 PM CDT reply actions  

Da Murph

the 4th OF does it again!!!

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 13, 2008 5:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Murphy = Beastly

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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2008 5:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Doubley DoRight!!!

In action…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 13, 2008 5:32 PM CDT reply actions  

murph is on it lately

even moreso than his recent stats say.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 13, 2008 5:32 PM CDT reply actions  

MURPHINATOR

“I’m here to terminate Ozzie Guillen”

A Lonestar in California

"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart

by LSJ on Jul 13, 2008 5:32 PM CDT reply actions  

+1.

You’re on today. Who still says the Murph is a 4th OF?????

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 13, 2008 5:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Dangit! Byrd is hurting

he was hot today.

Go Boggs!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 13, 2008 5:33 PM CDT reply actions  

i was hoping cat would get the AB here

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 13, 2008 5:33 PM CDT reply actions  

DOUBLY DO RIGHT!!!

Milly I have no choice but to nickname you "The Laborer".
Every time I see you on the mound you're laboring through the inning.
You sure as hell don't labor when you hear Dunkin Donuts is closing in
15 minutes, sat there with a chocolate eclair with 5 minutes to spare.

by LAMuscleFag on Jul 13, 2008 5:34 PM CDT reply actions  

that'll play

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 13, 2008 5:35 PM CDT reply actions  

There's the 3rd run

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 13, 2008 5:35 PM CDT reply actions  

prepare for #4 and 5

although ozzie is bringing in another lefty.

god, enough lefties to CD.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 13, 2008 5:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

leadoff single for oak.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 13, 2008 5:35 PM CDT reply actions  

woooooo!!!

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Jul 13, 2008 5:35 PM CDT reply actions  

ChiSox OF D

does it suck? Seems that way..

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 13, 2008 5:35 PM CDT reply actions  

it does when swisher is in CF

bad CF and LF. Dye isnt that bad but hes not good.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 13, 2008 5:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

BOOOOOOGGGGGGSSSSS

A Lonestar in California

"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart

by LSJ on Jul 13, 2008 5:35 PM CDT reply actions  


"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 13, 2008 5:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Boggs

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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2008 5:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Sweet!

...it’s a keeper, Jim!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 13, 2008 5:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

2nd man walks in LAA

2 on no out. cool.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 13, 2008 5:36 PM CDT reply actions  

I think I've seen that one play out before

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 13, 2008 5:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heh

K-Rod doing in his team again. Awesome.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 13, 2008 5:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

I liked the comment at HH

wondering if, when K-Rod gave up the walk-off to Hamilton, he was mad because he lost the game for the Angels, or if he was mad because his stats were going to look worse.

by Inkara1 on Jul 13, 2008 5:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rodney...

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 13, 2008 5:36 PM CDT reply actions  

tempting fate

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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2008 5:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

its cool

fate owes me one

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 13, 2008 5:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

GGGGGGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I’m scared, mommy…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 13, 2008 5:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

homah time

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 13, 2008 5:37 PM CDT reply actions  

love me some CD

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 13, 2008 5:38 PM CDT reply actions  

the White Sox are just begging the Rangers team to stop

I can’t wait to hear what Ozzie has to say

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 13, 2008 5:38 PM CDT reply actions  

they had daric barton sacrifice bunt heh

that guy really sucks this year.

2nd and 3rd one out.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 13, 2008 5:39 PM CDT reply actions  

MaxRam...

giving Toby Hall a beastly shot there

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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2008 5:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Chris Davis is a man and a half.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 13, 2008 5:39 PM CDT reply actions  

i was happy to hit AJ there

then i realized it was toby hall. poor toby.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 13, 2008 5:39 PM CDT reply actions  

SOLIID

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 13, 2008 5:40 PM CDT reply actions  

This is just funny now

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
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by Gdawg on Jul 13, 2008 5:40 PM CDT reply actions  

MaxRam getting it going

exxxxxceeelent.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 13, 2008 5:40 PM CDT reply actions  

are you not entertained??

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Jul 13, 2008 5:41 PM CDT reply actions  

I want CJ in the 9th

throwing all gyros

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 13, 2008 5:41 PM CDT reply actions  

That's one way to get rid of Connor...

Make his head all ‘splode.

:-)

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 13, 2008 5:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

MaxRam!!!

Put that shit in yer pipe, Ozzie!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHA

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 13, 2008 5:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Channeling Tom Grieve on the Machine Gun

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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2008 5:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Execution to the MAX

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by LSJ on Jul 13, 2008 5:41 PM CDT reply actions  

man

if Davis was at 3B, everything would be so perfect.

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 13, 2008 5:41 PM CDT reply actions  

oak is going to screw it up

guy is down 0-2, thats an auto-k.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 13, 2008 5:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Finish Him!


"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 13, 2008 5:42 PM CDT reply actions  

one more

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 13, 2008 5:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

that is where i could see a bunt

lefty lefty, ramon sucking…

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 13, 2008 5:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Vazquez and Hamilton having bad days

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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2008 5:43 PM CDT reply actions  

i really don't want to CJ today

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Jul 13, 2008 5:43 PM CDT reply actions  

I'd rather see him now...

than see him on like 8 days rest next weekend

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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2008 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wash's gotta leave Eddie in, right?

RIGHT???

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 13, 2008 5:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

OH! Conditional Approval

CLAP – CLAP – CLAPPITY – CLAP!!!

I just got a great email.

(We interupt this goof off session for real life)

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 13, 2008 5:44 PM CDT reply actions  

No

not at all.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 13, 2008 5:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Longer penis?

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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2008 5:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

No!

Work, real life stuff, that like, pays the bills and stuff.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 13, 2008 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

come on max

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 13, 2008 5:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Bad move Ramirez

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 13, 2008 5:45 PM CDT reply actions  

No doubt

what was that? He looked a bit gimpy…is he hurting too?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 13, 2008 5:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kurt Suzuki K

Wow, is that an overused phrase, or what?

;)

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 13, 2008 5:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

shouldnt have sacrified

they needed every chance at that single they could get.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 13, 2008 5:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

i really hate the angels

you suck oakland.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 13, 2008 5:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Luckily, I couldn't watch that game here

thanks to MLB territorial restrictions, but me being far enough from LA to not get KCOP/KCAL etc. so I missed K-Rod’s douche display after getting the save.

by Inkara1 on Jul 13, 2008 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pretty much, yeah

That’s not the greatest of stadiums.

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by LSJ on Jul 13, 2008 5:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

just enough runs to not get CJ a save

while K-Rod gets another 1 run save opp.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 13, 2008 5:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Alright...

...Eddie’s got to stay in, right? And CJ’s there for “insurance”?

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 13, 2008 5:49 PM CDT reply actions  

CJ was walking into the game

before the commercial break started

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 13, 2008 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Okay CJ...

Please, please don’t give me heartburn… I was just starting to really enjoy this game.

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by LSJ on Jul 13, 2008 5:49 PM CDT reply actions  

Well, if it's CJ...

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 13, 2008 5:50 PM CDT reply actions  

what the hell

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 13, 2008 5:52 PM CDT reply actions  

z

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 13, 2008 5:52 PM CDT reply actions  

I like how CJ gets the heartburn started immediately

none of this waiting until there’s an out or anything

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Jul 13, 2008 5:52 PM CDT reply actions  

CJ....

get the first batter please…your making this a habit

by clinton33 on Jul 13, 2008 5:52 PM CDT reply actions  

This was a habit a long time ago

Now it’s becoming a routine.

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by LSJ on Jul 13, 2008 5:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Subltety

I like…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 13, 2008 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

siiiiiiiiiiigh.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 13, 2008 5:55 PM CDT reply actions  

dammit cj

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Jul 13, 2008 5:55 PM CDT reply actions  

wtf....cj.

This is really starting to get old with him.

by clinton33 on Jul 13, 2008 5:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Over the last 2-3 months

CJ Wilson has gone from one of my favorite players to one of my most hated.

This is bullshit. Frankie for closer.

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by LSJ on Jul 13, 2008 5:56 PM CDT reply actions  

and the tieing run is up

failure.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 13, 2008 5:56 PM CDT reply actions  

this is stupid

he likes to pitch well in big time places like NY, but he’s pitching like crap here.

this is just sad.

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 13, 2008 5:56 PM CDT reply actions  

did you see where that pitch was

right down the middle. you couldnt place it any better.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 13, 2008 5:56 PM CDT reply actions  

bring in Frankie

RIGHT NOW

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 13, 2008 5:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Connor has a WTF look on his face

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 13, 2008 5:57 PM CDT reply actions  

and theres another one right down the middle

jesus christ CJ. awful.

go ahead run is up, and they are all power hitters.

i cant believe this.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 13, 2008 5:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck this!

I’m going back to work!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 13, 2008 5:57 PM CDT reply actions  

F you CJ....

this team bust its ass to win this game and you come in throwing like a bitch.

by clinton33 on Jul 13, 2008 5:58 PM CDT reply actions  

CJ...

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"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart

by LSJ on Jul 13, 2008 5:58 PM CDT reply actions  

FX2

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 13, 2008 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Keeeerist

almighty. Can CJ appear in a game without making it interesting?

Nothing pithy here. Please move long.

by WyoRanger on Jul 13, 2008 5:58 PM CDT reply actions  

No

he thrives on adrenaline

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Jul 13, 2008 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

This isn't adrenaline

This is sad.

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by LSJ on Jul 13, 2008 5:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh.

I thought he thrived on being a shitty player.

by brettgardner on Jul 13, 2008 6:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

well there's one

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by MayurP on Jul 13, 2008 5:58 PM CDT reply actions  

CJ needs ADD meds

as bad as I do…and that’s bad.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 13, 2008 5:59 PM CDT reply actions  

My f'ing hands are

sweating…sheesh.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 13, 2008 6:00 PM CDT reply actions  

CJ THROW STRIKES...

you should know Cheater hates us

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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2008 6:00 PM CDT reply actions  

that was a k

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 13, 2008 6:00 PM CDT reply actions  

I feel like J Walter Weatherman

...and that’s why you don’t post fangraphs during games

by LiamP on Jul 13, 2008 6:01 PM CDT reply actions  

FUCK, CJ!

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Jul 13, 2008 6:01 PM CDT reply actions  

argh!!!!!!!!!!!

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by MayurP on Jul 13, 2008 6:01 PM CDT reply actions  

bring in Frankie

i don’t care if it’s THome

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 13, 2008 6:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh shit...

I hate Thome so much…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 13, 2008 6:01 PM CDT reply actions  

CJ, you suck...

anyone want him in the ESPN Boardie League? :)

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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2008 6:01 PM CDT reply actions  

HI GUYS! ITS JI

JIM THOME!! I LIKE PLAYING THE BASEBALL GAME!!!!

Nothing pithy here. Please move long.

by WyoRanger on Jul 13, 2008 6:02 PM CDT reply actions  

what the hlll?????????

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 13, 2008 6:02 PM CDT reply actions  

this ump sure aint helping anything

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by MayurP on Jul 13, 2008 6:02 PM CDT reply actions  

LOL

awful call

Why so serious?

by Joker'z on Jul 13, 2008 6:02 PM CDT reply actions  

What do you mean "what"?

How could there possibly be any confusion about what I said in relation to what you said?

by brettgardner on Jul 13, 2008 6:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes, he has been f'ing up

all day.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 13, 2008 6:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

that is a freakin joke

THAT IS A STRIKE.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 13, 2008 6:03 PM CDT reply actions  

It wasn't a strike

it was meat.

Nothing pithy here. Please move long.

by WyoRanger on Jul 13, 2008 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

No Adam

CJ should not be closer.

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by aggierangerfan00 on Jul 13, 2008 6:04 PM CDT reply actions  

WE are so sorry

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by Agreen07 on Jul 13, 2008 6:05 PM CDT reply actions  

go off speed

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by MayurP on Jul 13, 2008 6:05 PM CDT reply actions  

there you go

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by MayurP on Jul 13, 2008 6:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thank you

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 13, 2008 6:05 PM CDT reply actions  

That's actually a strikeout?

You mean Tim Cheater is going to call a pitch a strike that isn’t swung at?

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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2008 6:05 PM CDT reply actions  

gooooooooooo tschia

i was sure he wouldnt call it.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 13, 2008 6:05 PM CDT reply actions  

CJ pumped

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 13, 2008 6:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Thank you god

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by LSJ on Jul 13, 2008 6:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh what a strike out.

Come on, BGL. Escape with your tail between your legs.

by philkid3 on Jul 13, 2008 6:06 PM CDT reply actions  

CJ

shut your yap and pitch.

Nothing pithy here. Please move long.

by WyoRanger on Jul 13, 2008 6:06 PM CDT reply actions  

getting lit up

strikes, but they are all over him.

2-1 with the tieing run on 2nd now.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 13, 2008 6:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just jawing

after the K on Thome. Not really calling anyone out, probably just pumped up. He just needs to pitch.

Nothing pithy here. Please move long.

by WyoRanger on Jul 13, 2008 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

i end up having like 5 shows on my dvr with these long games

although i doubt ill be keeping this one…

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 13, 2008 6:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Top of the trade list

CJ for a dozen donuts… he needs to go…
I signed up just to be able to say that…

by JReddog on Jul 13, 2008 6:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Too bad

for us…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 13, 2008 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hey, Tschida!

Did you know that if you call more strikes for us, you get to get out of the heat earlier?

by Inkara1 on Jul 13, 2008 6:07 PM CDT reply actions  

It's stuff like this..

that makes me laugh at those who say we’re contenders.

by chief on Jul 13, 2008 6:08 PM CDT reply actions  

way to swing at ball 4.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 13, 2008 6:08 PM CDT reply actions  

thank you god

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by MayurP on Jul 13, 2008 6:09 PM CDT reply actions  

asdklfja;lskdjf;lasjdflkajsdf

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 13, 2008 6:09 PM CDT reply actions  

HELLO WIN COLUMN!!!





"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 13, 2008 6:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Best fat kid dance ever.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 13, 2008 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

holy fuck

that was a beating

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Jul 13, 2008 6:09 PM CDT reply actions  

BALLGAME!

FINALLY!

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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2008 6:09 PM CDT reply actions  

And now we see an AJM post

on how CJ should still be the closer. Great. Looking forward to reading that.

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by aggierangerfan00 on Jul 13, 2008 6:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Who would you use?

He had a bad night. He throws 97. FX2….. .maybe….. but even he has control problems

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 13, 2008 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't really care

Anyone.

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by aggierangerfan00 on Jul 13, 2008 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Better than watching CJ pull this crap

I think it’s at the point where it doesn’t matter who takes over, anyone will be an improvement.

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by LSJ on Jul 13, 2008 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 13, 2008 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Konerko

should pick his nose BEFORE he gets to the plate!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 13, 2008 6:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Damn

CJ is very bad for my health.

by philkid3 on Jul 13, 2008 6:09 PM CDT reply actions  

CJ Learned way too much from...

Francisco Cordero

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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2008 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

And Gagne

At least his time with the Rangers.

by rcreative on Jul 13, 2008 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

huh?

Gagne was money with texas.

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 13, 2008 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah...

Gagne didn’t mess around and just nailed a save down.

Cordero was the one that would load the bases up and make everything into a one run game like CJ

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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2008 6:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

i think he's saying that

when gagne was in texas, he didn’t have his dominant high speed stuff anymore and was relying on his offspeed stuff. I think CJ learned too much in that he keeps going to the offspeed stuff way too much, when his fastball can reach 95 on a consistent basis. That at bat to thome was a perfect example of how he should pitch. He threw 6 straight pitches i believe at over 94, then struck him out by mixing in a curve ball…

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by MayurP on Jul 13, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

his fastball is also what almost all the hits were on.

it seems like people arn’t missing his fastball as much you would expect from a lefty throwing mid 90s.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 13, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

CJ has essentially become a one-pitch pitcher...

...he isn’t locating his off-speed pitches early in the counts…

but the encouraging thing about today’s game is that CJ didn’t give it away like he did in Minnesota. Tim Tschida called that game too… and if you remember, he was really squeezing the strike-zone that night…

Max had to reach for that off-speed third strike on Thome. even though it was over the plate, most umps would probably call that inside…

by oc on Jul 13, 2008 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

F me

It didn’t need to be that complicated.

Nothing pithy here. Please move long.

by WyoRanger on Jul 13, 2008 6:10 PM CDT reply actions  

WIll there be a game thread...

for the Home Run Derby tomorrow?

Why so serious?

by Joker'z on Jul 13, 2008 6:10 PM CDT reply actions  

What time's the derby?

If there isn’t one, I’ll make one.

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by LSJ on Jul 13, 2008 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

i sure hope this bullpen

can figure its self out durning the break

by jas003 on Jul 13, 2008 6:10 PM CDT reply actions  

1 IP, 5 H, 3 ER

That was garbage, regardless of the inconsistent strike zone.

by jamcadbury on Jul 13, 2008 6:11 PM CDT reply actions  

+1

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by LSJ on Jul 13, 2008 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

About goddman time

I want CJ out of the 9th inning though. I don’t really care who takes over, but watching him pitch has been a royal beating lately.

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by LSJ on Jul 13, 2008 6:11 PM CDT reply actions  

You sure you don't care? I would take him over Frankie.

If we are trying to win this year put in EDDIE, if not then keep in CJ.

by Ranger Capt on Jul 13, 2008 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eddie has nothing to prove

We need a solid, reliable 8th inning guy. Frankie Frank throws 97 MPH heat, and has shown an ability to pitch in tight spots this year. I think it would be a good idea to at least have him split time with CJ for awhile, and just find out if he’s up for the role of closer.

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by LSJ on Jul 13, 2008 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

It should be interesting to see what happens to

our bullpen at the trade deadline.

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by Agreen07 on Jul 13, 2008 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

It seems to me just watching games

He pitches well when coming in in the middle of trouble, but not so great starting the innnings.This theory could not be proven though

by Ranger Capt on Jul 13, 2008 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

FX2 is a possibility

Throws smoke. ERA is deceptive at 3.58, because he’s allowed alot of inherited runners to score. 1.43 WHIP. Has streaky control problems. Meh.

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by SarasotaRanger on Jul 13, 2008 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

i don't know who else you get in there though

guardado would be the samething. frankie franscio perhaps, madagral could maybe do it eventually. we don’[t have many guys with closer stuff.

by selppuc on Jul 13, 2008 6:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Really?

Nippert would be okay?

Kam Loe?

Joselo Diaz?

by Adam J. Morris on Jul 13, 2008 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks to Fangraphs, I was never worried for a second

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by Gdawg on Jul 13, 2008 6:12 PM CDT reply actions  

You Bahstahd!

Now you come back to the thread?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
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by Rodney on Jul 13, 2008 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hahaha!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
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by Rodney on Jul 13, 2008 6:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like...

how it formed that nice little W at the end.

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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2008 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

CJ had it planned all along

Its a W for Wilson and win

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by Gdawg on Jul 13, 2008 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

he has still only blown 2 saves

im worried too, but i keep him out there.

letting guardado save games doesnt do anything for us and we dont have any other good options.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 13, 2008 6:12 PM CDT reply actions  

That was gross

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by Agreen07 on Jul 13, 2008 6:12 PM CDT reply actions  

So, most importantly...

No more fangraphs during games, OK?

by LiamP on Jul 13, 2008 6:13 PM CDT reply actions  

so its been like 3 hours and 20 miunutes since harrison threw a pitch.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 13, 2008 6:14 PM CDT reply actions  

I don't think he's gonna be in the second half rotation after today

Not unless they actually do decide to put Feldman in the bullpen.

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by LSJ on Jul 13, 2008 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

i didnt think that was in question?

isnt that a done deal?

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 13, 2008 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

not because of today

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by Longhorn on Jul 13, 2008 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jeebers Dude!

Knee jerk much? You have a clue what you are postulating about?

Feldman to the BP, Harrison in the rotation. It was his 2nd MLB start, against the team leading the AL in HRs, for Pete’s sake.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 13, 2008 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

According to what I read

They where still holding off on making that decision until after today’s start. With Harrison got hammered, I assume that would factor negatively into their decision…

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by LSJ on Jul 13, 2008 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

CC Sabathia CG 9ks, and hit a HR (1 of their 3 runs to win 3-2)

not bad, good pickup.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 13, 2008 6:20 PM CDT reply actions  

He said he wanted to go

to the NL so he could hit. I guess he was right, huh?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 13, 2008 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

CJ Wilson: '09 Closer?

Of current closers, with 15 or more saves, CJ Wilson now ranks as the worst of the bunch with a 5.01 era. Any predictions on his role next year? My take: as he likes to pitch long innings, I say we give him what he likes: a middle/long role in 09. If he doesnt profile as a closer I dont think he profiles as an 8th inning set up guy either…

by Goyogringo on Jul 13, 2008 6:21 PM CDT reply actions  

My opinion

I think he should be converted to starting next year. That doesn’t mean they’ll do that though.

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by LSJ on Jul 13, 2008 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

you dont like your closer to throw a lot of pitchers

but its even worse for a starting pitcher.

obviously the ERA is unacceptable, but i give him the chance to keep it, certainly for the rest of the season.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 13, 2008 6:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

A guy who seemingly...

...can’t throw strikes consistently, and needs 20-25 pitches to get thru an inning…

And your solution is to put him in the rotation?

by Adam J. Morris on Jul 13, 2008 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think his mentality is more suited to starting

He likes to try and finesse hitters, use all his pitches and get them out by fooling them before challenging them with his stuff. His control is obviously a problem, but it’s going to be a problem anywhere you put him, rotation or bullpen – I think you might as well try and put him the role he seems better suited for and see if he can work it out.

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by LSJ on Jul 13, 2008 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Smartest thing

I’ve heard all day…

;)

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 13, 2008 6:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

im worried he might pull a blalock/teixeira and have a bad run

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 13, 2008 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

nah

blalock and tex have really long swings. Josh’s is more compact.

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by Longhorn on Jul 13, 2008 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

max has his ops up to .777

not too shabby for the bad start.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 13, 2008 6:52 PM CDT reply actions  

I think it's just a matter of him getting more AB's lately

With Salty’s groin hurting, he’s had more playing time this past week, and he really seems to have benifited from it.

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by LSJ on Jul 13, 2008 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

good to see that

cj didn’t blow it

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by gossamer on Jul 13, 2008 7:02 PM CDT reply actions  

i'm gonna make a photoshop

to be shown when the rangers sweep a series.

chances that it’ll be used this year?

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by gossamer on Jul 13, 2008 7:02 PM CDT reply actions  

63.4%

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by SarasotaRanger on Jul 13, 2008 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

1.11111111111111111111111111111112%

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by rangers85 on Jul 13, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

bummer

the only ranger in it is kinsler. i’m pretty sure he’ll be on the team a few more years, so it WILL get used eventually.

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by gossamer on Jul 13, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

hahaha

that doesn’t sound very promising..

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by LAMuscleFag on Jul 13, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Good game again today for the offense

Matt Harrison struggled a little, but the White Sox truly have a good offense. I’m still excited about him.

As far as CJ Wilson is concerned… I hate to say it, but I’m in agreeance with those above who think his time as closer should come to a close at least temporarily. As much trouble as he gets himself into, and as many runs as he gives up, he just cannot be termed reliable enough for the closers role in this man’s opinion.

I should note however… K-Rod of the LA Angels of Universal Studios (or whatever they call themselves) seems to have spotty control and a propensity to make folks nervous just like CJ, and he is considered a successful closer. But the difference is, K-Rod has the ability to strike out anyone at any time, allowing him to get away with his transgressions (when Josh Hamilton isn’t at the plate, anyway). I’m not so certain CJ has that ability, and if he does he’s certainly not displaying it this year.

by BlackHawk125 on Jul 13, 2008 7:42 PM CDT reply actions  

hey davis has his average up to 260 and his obp up to .328

nice recovery from those .190/.230 lines a series or two ago.

.983 ops. if they send him down I will do something drastic.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 13, 2008 8:33 PM CDT reply actions  

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