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Home Run Derby Thread

Tonight's the home run derby at Yankee Stadium, and Josh "Our Surpreme Overlord" Hamilton will be participating. I expect him to hit eleventy billion homers, and then cure cancer on the way out.

I can't say that I'm excited about ESPN broadcasting the event, especially with the awful combination of Chris Berman and Joe Morgan. But it's good publicity for the Rangers.

Bodog has the Derby odds up, and our boy is the favorite:

Josh Hamilton: 3/1
Lance Berkman: 7/2
Chase Utley: 5/1
Justin Morneau: 5/1
Dan Uggla: 6/1
Ryan Braun: 6/1
Grady Sizemore: 13/2
Evan Longoria: 7/1

I'm not going to be posting tonight, because I'll be playing the Home Run Derby drinking game instead.

So, for all of Ham's dingers tonight, I offer this:

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lets go hammy

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Jul 14, 2008 6:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

let's do this!!

"GO RANGERS!!!" - bspate

by bspate on Jul 14, 2008 6:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The GREAT HAMBINO...

will steal the show…he already has lol.. see all the pre-batting coverage?

Milly I have no choice but to nickname you "The Laborer".
Every time I see you on the mound you're laboring through the inning.
You sure as hell don't labor when you hear Dunkin Donuts is closing in
15 minutes, sat there with a chocolate eclair with 5 minutes to spare.

by LAMuscleFag on Jul 14, 2008 6:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

true + 1

Milly I have no choice but to nickname you "The Laborer".
Every time I see you on the mound you're laboring through the inning.
You sure as hell don't labor when you hear Dunkin Donuts is closing in
15 minutes, sat there with a chocolate eclair with 5 minutes to spare.

by LAMuscleFag on Jul 14, 2008 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i liked seeing the tarp sliding in the montage from the first half.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Jul 14, 2008 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1MM

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 14, 2008 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hammy has really high expectations on him

hes obviously got it in him, but man.. hes got the most pressure on him of any of the participants.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Jul 14, 2008 6:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

has

that ever bothered him?

Warner Madrigal is the Rangers most underrated prospect by a longshot; he SHOULD be be closing games within 3 years IMO. Matt Harrison is underrated too.

by dstar442005 on Jul 14, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hammy representing the Lone Star State tonight

Screw Brekman and the rest!

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 14, 2008 6:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I just hope Hamilton's pitcher can hold up to the pressure...

I’m nervous for the old guy and hope he doesn’t have to throw like 5 pitches for every good one for Josh to hit. It might get tense out there if so.

"GO RANGERS!!!" - bspate

by bspate on Jul 14, 2008 6:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Josh will hit Texa$ home runs tonight

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by rangers85 on Jul 14, 2008 7:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Three Doors Down

I swear they perform in every major sporting event…

by cmkelly29 on Jul 14, 2008 7:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Btw, Over/Under on "Back Back Backs" tonight......1000.5

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by rangers85 on Jul 14, 2008 7:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

No matter what

it will be too many. Hell 1 “back, back, back” is too many.

by texasbuckeye on Jul 14, 2008 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

on internet message boards over the world?

a lot more than one.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Jul 14, 2008 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

considering the complaint is that its too long

you think they might cut down on the theatrics juuuuuuuuuuuust a bit.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Jul 14, 2008 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Utley with the

“F you” to the fans…nice job there ESPN

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 7:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

lol

i couldnt figure out what he said, but now i get it.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Jul 14, 2008 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yea, I had to rewind it

but it was definitely, “Boo? F*$# you.”

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

*Groan*

I forgot Chris Berman was involved with this thing. I can’t listen to this. Where’s the SAP button.

by robert_d_wilfong on Jul 14, 2008 7:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wait til the 2nd inning and Eleno will tell you

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by rangers85 on Jul 14, 2008 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

I was half listening and kind of heard it, but just shrugged it off.

I'm sorry my parents never had me sarcamsized.

by rchawk12 on Jul 14, 2008 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

uhhhhh!!

And Rick Reilly, too? There’s no way to possibly listen to this.

by robert_d_wilfong on Jul 14, 2008 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Joe Morgan/Steve Phillips/Steve Berman

Could they have picked a more awful threesome to announce this?

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by rangers85 on Jul 14, 2008 7:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

No kidding

If I have to listen to Berman say “back, back, back, gone” on EVERY FREAKING HR BALL tonight, I’m going to need a lot of alcohol to get through this. Adding Morgan and Steve Phillips just makes it worse.

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Jul 14, 2008 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

if they used Chris Berman…

by cmkelly29 on Jul 14, 2008 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You got me...

the awfulness of Steve Phillips spilled into Berman.

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by rangers85 on Jul 14, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Really

they are all stupid and suck. NFL their best coverage team, then NBA, then… MLB.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 14, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

HRs carry over from the first to the 2nd round

thats new, right?

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Jul 14, 2008 7:12 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

maybe?

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Jul 14, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think they had it last year

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 14, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I may have to mute this

berman AND joe morgan? i think if i listen to them the entire night my ear drums will explode or i’ll jam something sharp in my ears just to make it stop

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Jul 14, 2008 7:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Erin Andrews

she’s not just sports-hot… Good lord.

by cmkelly29 on Jul 14, 2008 7:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hamilton...

getting Jeter’s love and thus likely going to get the crowd love now

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by rangers85 on Jul 14, 2008 7:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Jeter endorses hamilton

Jeter up from notch 2 of 10 to 3 of 10.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Jul 14, 2008 7:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Erin Andrews

utilizing all 3 of the greatest inventions.

Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball

by willamos2 on Jul 14, 2008 7:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

posture

makes my back hurt just looking at her.

Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted.

by t ball on Jul 14, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

kevin blackastone says

that gary sizemore will win.

i’m saying utley will win

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 14, 2008 7:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I hate Balckiestone

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 14, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

or two even

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i say he gets 8

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Jul 14, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

7

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 14, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Um..

Did Phillips just say that went out to right??? Um no

by jthig32 on Jul 14, 2008 7:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Is it just me....

..or are these camera angles and shots terrible so far?

by jthig32 on Jul 14, 2008 7:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You mean like that homer to dead center...

where all we saw was the catcher’s ass?

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by rangers85 on Jul 14, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

They are pretty bad so far

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

doing their best FSN impression

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Jul 14, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was thinking the same thing

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 14, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

directors getting warmed up

For Hammy. Thats gonna be Pulitzer-worthy video right there

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jul 14, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

uggla

yeah, he’s got a pretty effortless looking swing too

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Jul 14, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

2 Rule Fivers in this derby?

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 7:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

the truck was a little quicker with the dump button that time

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 7:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

They caught that one.

by jthig32 on Jul 14, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Going to be lots of dumps tonight I imagine

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by rangers85 on Jul 14, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's what i figure

which is why I have no idea how they missed Utley’s F-bomb to start it

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hamilton should do the world a favor

and aim straight for that broadcast tent

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Jul 14, 2008 7:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That would be great

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 14, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

First Kruk, then just turn and start aiming at Berman and Morgan?

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by rangers85 on Jul 14, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

definitely

Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball

by willamos2 on Jul 14, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah

awesome in HD

Call 1-800-DOCTORB. The B is for bargain!

by Panorama on Jul 14, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the Phantom cam...

...it’s a royal pain in the ass to operate.

by oc on Jul 14, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

How many for Grady?

I say 7

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 14, 2008 7:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ill go 7 too

couple of bombs though, nice upper deckers.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Jul 14, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hope hamilton

hits one out of the stadium.

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 14, 2008 7:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I hope he busts the lights

Robert Redford style

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who needs steroids?

what was that?

Call 1-800-DOCTORB. The B is for bargain!

by Panorama on Jul 14, 2008 7:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

+1MM

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 14, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

jesus espn

you didnt even show us the flight of the ball.

and noone wants to look at papi in the middle fo someone batting.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Jul 14, 2008 7:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

+1

I want to look at Erin Andrews.

by coolaid on Jul 14, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Laporta?

Earth to Gamons. Hes not in Milwaukee anymore. Maybe you missed that small little trade a couple weeks ago

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jul 14, 2008 7:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Not only did he say it...

his cohorts agreed with him

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Guess they forgot LaPorta is an Indian now

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 7:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ugh...

I could really give a flying fuck about Red Sox being in the Yankee clubhouse. Does it really f’n matter? NO!

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by rangers85 on Jul 14, 2008 7:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I think it would be much more badass

If Hamilton just took the first one out of the stadium, dropped the bat and left.

Not just for the night, but the entire allstar break and went home.

by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 14, 2008 7:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

YES

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 14, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

leave em wanting more, eh?

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Jul 14, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

sizemore hit a lot just barely foul

nice though.

so far so good for hammy’s chances though, as long as there arnt like 4 people over 10.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Jul 14, 2008 7:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

sizemore

i want a hamilton vs sizemore showdown in the final round

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Jul 14, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

First you could hit upper deckers?

Without a 3rd deck, wouldn’t the 2nd level be an upper decker? Stupid Berman.

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by rangers85 on Jul 14, 2008 7:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Now I know why GHTD couldn't comment in this thread

because if he is really playing that drinking game…he is already hammered

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sizemore

smells of douche.

by cmkelly29 on Jul 14, 2008 7:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Some towering shots there

by Sizey. God, ESPN is such a beating.

Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted.

by t ball on Jul 14, 2008 7:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

OK that shot of Papi was pretty funny

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by lisa w on Jul 14, 2008 7:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That's what the Packers are saying

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No doubt.

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 14, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hurley and Hank

Both starting for Frisco. Hurley has cruised thru the first three innings in a breeze. Hank grounded out to the pitcher.

by shroomer on Jul 14, 2008 7:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Sweet go Hurley!

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 14, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pitch Limit for Hurley tonight?

I know he’s in the 30’s through 4, but still.

by Chris Hanes on Jul 14, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

longoria is going to pull a jason bay

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Jul 14, 2008 7:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

never mind.

woops.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Jul 14, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

well, pretty close anyway

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Jul 14, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eva's little bro is sucking

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 14, 2008 7:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

These

shoots by ESPN are truly terrible.

by coolaid on Jul 14, 2008 7:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

they should have a standard camera for all teh homeruns

and show the fancy shots in replays after the round. noone needs to see a flyball from some distance camera.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Jul 14, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

"those are upper deck shots"

thanks capt. obvious

Call 1-800-DOCTORB. The B is for bargain!

by Panorama on Jul 14, 2008 7:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Longoria

He’s going to be an allstar many times.

Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted.

by t ball on Jul 14, 2008 7:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He is going to be very special

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Apparently Longoria was

“yanking too much”

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 7:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

If you are yanking too much

There will be no hair it will be worn off.

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 14, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hairy palms...

...i remember being fooled into thinking that yanking gave you zits.

by oc on Jul 14, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hey oc I saw your hamburger stand

on 377 today. lol

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 14, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That place is amazing

I ate there yesterday

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not bad but give me Kinkades

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 14, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

also a fan...OC is just a lot closer for me

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Really?

Where do you live?

"Mr. Hicks, you watch, I'm going to be a leader on this team." Kinsler

by sprite on Jul 14, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

NRH

it’s like 5 minutes from my house

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ahh.

The reason I ask is, I live about a minute away from that place.

"Mr. Hicks, you watch, I'm going to be a leader on this team." Kinsler

by sprite on Jul 14, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

utley should be pretty interseting

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Jul 14, 2008 7:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

they are praising this "pitcher", but hes throwing it all too inside.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Jul 14, 2008 7:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Another celebrity all-star game

and another chance to see Kenny Mayne getting way too into the game, taking it too seriously, trying to impress people, all the while showing everyone how unfunny he is!

by cmkelly29 on Jul 14, 2008 7:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Dump Button count up to 2

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 7:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Rate

Erin Andrews on a 1 to 10 scale. 10 being the hottest.

by coolaid on Jul 14, 2008 7:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Here's a tough one

rate ESPN’s Rachel Nichols…

by cmkelly29 on Jul 14, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I find

her really annoying but I would give here a 7.5.

by coolaid on Jul 14, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

she doesn't do it for me

but she is pretty good lookin

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

8.5 to 9

Pretty damn hot.

Plaschke: Scioscia, the former Dodgers catcher, is the model manager who has created an atmosphere of winning.
Junior:It's that simple. Mike Scioscia brings a Glade Plug-In labeled "Winning™" into the clubhouse and everyone who breathes it in gains 15 points in average.

by TheBZA on Jul 14, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

9.69

Call 1-800-DOCTORB. The B is for bargain!

by Panorama on Jul 14, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

10

she’s the type that you think about doing even if you knew she had an STD

Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball

by willamos2 on Jul 14, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

9.75

One woman, 3 tools :)

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by Captain Fubar on Jul 14, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

with noone over 6 through 4 batters

it definitely seems like hammy should be able to make it.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Jul 14, 2008 7:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hammy

He should just hit like 30 in round 1 then sit out round two so he is rested for the finals

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jul 14, 2008 7:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nah

Just lay down 10 consecutive perfect bunts down the third base line.

by robert_d_wilfong on Jul 14, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Make Wash proud

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jul 14, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

One of those bunts might go for a homer though. He's that beastly

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by rangers85 on Jul 14, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

back back back back back!

Plaschke: Scioscia, the former Dodgers catcher, is the model manager who has created an atmosphere of winning.
Junior:It's that simple. Mike Scioscia brings a Glade Plug-In labeled "Winning™" into the clubhouse and everyone who breathes it in gains 15 points in average.

by TheBZA on Jul 14, 2008 7:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I have to admit

one of my favorite things about the HR derby is watching the little kids run around having a blast trying to catch fly balls. How cool would that be?

Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted.

by t ball on Jul 14, 2008 7:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Beasticon Jr. would beat these scores so far.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Jul 14, 2008 7:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Chris Berman/Joe Morgan

turns on Itunes

Plaschke: Scioscia, the former Dodgers catcher, is the model manager who has created an atmosphere of winning.
Junior:It's that simple. Mike Scioscia brings a Glade Plug-In labeled "Winning™" into the clubhouse and everyone who breathes it in gains 15 points in average.

by TheBZA on Jul 14, 2008 7:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This is the first time I've seen the Home Run Derby since I was 17.

Other than the very end of it last year.

I’d forgotten how much I enjoy it.

by philkid3 on Jul 14, 2008 7:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

you didnt watch when tex/blalock were in it?

theres only been one recent year with no rangers.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Jul 14, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I usually work in New Mexico in the summer.

And I have pretty much no TV there. There’s sort’ve a shared TV.

by philkid3 on Jul 14, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Has no one other than a Yankee hit a memorable homer...

that’s the first I’ve seen

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by rangers85 on Jul 14, 2008 7:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

+1MM

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 14, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+Rec

Plaschke: Scioscia, the former Dodgers catcher, is the model manager who has created an atmosphere of winning.
Junior:It's that simple. Mike Scioscia brings a Glade Plug-In labeled "Winning™" into the clubhouse and everyone who breathes it in gains 15 points in average.

by TheBZA on Jul 14, 2008 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the third one does nothing for you?

Plaschke: Scioscia, the former Dodgers catcher, is the model manager who has created an atmosphere of winning.
Junior:It's that simple. Mike Scioscia brings a Glade Plug-In labeled "Winning™" into the clubhouse and everyone who breathes it in gains 15 points in average.

by TheBZA on Jul 14, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I had the same question for him

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

s'alright...

...i don’t know… she just has that… “mom”... “gymnastics teacher”... “look at me! i’m professional!”...

by oc on Jul 14, 2008 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

milf

If I had a friend whose mom looked like that I’d probably do something embarrassing.

Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted.

by t ball on Jul 14, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Section 4.37 of the TOS

“no areola allowed”

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha + 1

that’s quite a rack there…aren’t those TOO BIG? or not?

Milly I have no choice but to nickname you "The Laborer".
Every time I see you on the mound you're laboring through the inning.
You sure as hell don't labor when you hear Dunkin Donuts is closing in
15 minutes, sat there with a chocolate eclair with 5 minutes to spare.

by LAMuscleFag on Jul 14, 2008 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

believe what you will...

...but i actually dig the eyes… and the dark hair.

eyes are awesome. check out Melissa Theuriau’s pair…

by oc on Jul 14, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah I like em big

Had a girl friend once that was 34 EE lol

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 14, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

OH MY ...

so what do you do just bury your face in them?

Milly I have no choice but to nickname you "The Laborer".
Every time I see you on the mound you're laboring through the inning.
You sure as hell don't labor when you hear Dunkin Donuts is closing in
15 minutes, sat there with a chocolate eclair with 5 minutes to spare.

by LAMuscleFag on Jul 14, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anything you want!

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 14, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh ok haha

that sounds reasonable…

Milly I have no choice but to nickname you "The Laborer".
Every time I see you on the mound you're laboring through the inning.
You sure as hell don't labor when you hear Dunkin Donuts is closing in
15 minutes, sat there with a chocolate eclair with 5 minutes to spare.

by LAMuscleFag on Jul 14, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you motor boating

son of a bitch you old sailor you

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Jul 14, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the French get her

we get Katie Couric… no wonder Americans know shit when it comes to news…

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 14, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

well if we aren't limited to sports reporters any more

then give me Marissa Miller

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

My #1 overall.

Instant rec, sir.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Stuff-You-Need-Brett-Favre-action-figure-bench?urn=nfl,93739

by BudLight on Jul 14, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

she may very well be the hottest woman on the planet

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+ 1

Milly I have no choice but to nickname you "The Laborer".
Every time I see you on the mound you're laboring through the inning.
You sure as hell don't labor when you hear Dunkin Donuts is closing in
15 minutes, sat there with a chocolate eclair with 5 minutes to spare.

by LAMuscleFag on Jul 14, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol

Milly I have no choice but to nickname you "The Laborer".
Every time I see you on the mound you're laboring through the inning.
You sure as hell don't labor when you hear Dunkin Donuts is closing in
15 minutes, sat there with a chocolate eclair with 5 minutes to spare.

by LAMuscleFag on Jul 14, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Under your hobbies you've listed dabut??

Yea, that’s da Butt…I also play tennis

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

snap out of it berk

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Jul 14, 2008 7:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow

Berkman looks like an ugly woman with his hair poofing out like that.

by chief on Jul 14, 2008 8:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Each State Farm rep is only giving $1 per gold ball homer?

That’s cheap.

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by rangers85 on Jul 14, 2008 8:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

real estate market being what it is

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Isn't State Farm......insurance?

You’re think of Century 21 the former sponsor

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by rangers85 on Jul 14, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

you got me...I was thinking Century

since it’s insurance…that is cheap.

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

What a Catch out in center

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 8:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hamilton v. Berkman

In the finals tonight. Silver Boot part II

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 14, 2008 8:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i remember how they had 1 rbi difference when the series started

and now hammy is 23 up on him, despite a 180 point lower ops. go vazquez/kins/my

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Jul 14, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Apparently, David Wright is tapping Nichols these days

She’s got that slutty gap thing going for her.

by cmkelly29 on Jul 14, 2008 8:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Who is Nichols?

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 14, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the only nichols I know is Rachel Nichols of ESPN

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 14, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Tropic Thunder + Step Brothers

= two funny looking movies. RDJ as a black dude, nice.

by cmkelly29 on Jul 14, 2008 8:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

+1

Pineapple express looks funny too.

Call 1-800-DOCTORB. The B is for bargain!

by Panorama on Jul 14, 2008 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rick Reilly

Yeah, you’re not getting back on the air anytime soon….

by cmkelly29 on Jul 14, 2008 8:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah

he sounds like an ass.

by BHill on Jul 14, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ravech is trying to cover this whole race thing up

after Reilly crapped all over the broadcast.

by cmkelly29 on Jul 14, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hour and a half train ride...

who they hell rides a train somewhere still?

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by rangers85 on Jul 14, 2008 8:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Was in San Diego last week and rode one to the Padres game

It was really cool walked 3 blocks caught the train dropped off at the front gate

by Ranger Capt on Jul 14, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lol @ complaining about no hispanics

A-Rod was invited. Vlad was invited. Howard didnt make the all star game with reason.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Jul 14, 2008 8:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I really hope Hamilton hits one out

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by rangers85 on Jul 14, 2008 8:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

-1

Josh is a family man

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You're right...

DON’T LET IT SLIP, SALTY. ;)

by cmkelly29 on Jul 14, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Erina Andres and Hammy

would make for a brood of hot women and world class athletes though

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

*erin andrews

who the hell is erina andres

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yea, I'm a few beers into this thing

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

is berman any more tolerable when you're drunk?

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Jul 14, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope...but I can tune him out a lot easier

not really on purpose…I just lose focus for a bit

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dumb count #3

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by rangers85 on Jul 14, 2008 8:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

*Dump

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by rangers85 on Jul 14, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yep, couldn't tell if that was

the S or F bomb though

they are gettin good

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

this pitcher is bad too.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Jul 14, 2008 8:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I wonder

if Hamiltons pitcher is gonna die on the mound

by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 14, 2008 8:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ROFL

Milly I have no choice but to nickname you "The Laborer".
Every time I see you on the mound you're laboring through the inning.
You sure as hell don't labor when you hear Dunkin Donuts is closing in
15 minutes, sat there with a chocolate eclair with 5 minutes to spare.

by LAMuscleFag on Jul 14, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Josh is going to need 7 to move on

I’m calling for 9

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 14, 2008 8:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

6 would be a tie though

not eliminated. hows it determined?

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Jul 14, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

total distance?

i don’t know

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Beastly Faceoff...

Josh would get a pass to the next round

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by rangers85 on Jul 14, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If he hits one incredible shot...

almost out of the park, I’m good.

by cmkelly29 on Jul 14, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i want him to hit those signs past RF

that would have been out of the park in the past.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Jul 14, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

I don’t want him to take too many swing, just one beastly swing.

by coolaid on Jul 14, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Everytime they show the kids

I think “I want Josh Hamilton to ruin your hopes of getting that playground.”

Plaschke: Scioscia, the former Dodgers catcher, is the model manager who has created an atmosphere of winning.
Junior:It's that simple. Mike Scioscia brings a Glade Plug-In labeled "Winning™" into the clubhouse and everyone who breathes it in gains 15 points in average.

by TheBZA on Jul 14, 2008 8:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Option 3:

the fan who tries to bare hand one of his shots

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Braun

Impressive. Had 6 outs before 1 HR now has 7 including 2 oppos

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jul 14, 2008 8:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Why don't they boo that guy in LF...

wearing the O’Neill jersey. That number should be retired and no one should be allowed to wear it!

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by rangers85 on Jul 14, 2008 8:21 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

It be hammy time.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Jul 14, 2008 8:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

It's HAMMER TIME!!

Milly I have no choice but to nickname you "The Laborer".
Every time I see you on the mound you're laboring through the inning.
You sure as hell don't labor when you hear Dunkin Donuts is closing in
15 minutes, sat there with a chocolate eclair with 5 minutes to spare.

by LAMuscleFag on Jul 14, 2008 8:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Can someone throw up a H-Bomb pic?

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 14, 2008 8:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That will work THANKS!

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 14, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Stop...Hammy time

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 8:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Here he comes!

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by rangers85 on Jul 14, 2008 8:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Go hammy

just 1 =p

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Jul 14, 2008 8:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

+1

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 14, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Please do this on every one

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 14, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 14, 2008 8:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

BEAST

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ICON

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

OMG!

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 14, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck yeah

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 14, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice one

Why so serious?

by Joker'z on Jul 14, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hamilton aiming at that hole

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by rangers85 on Jul 14, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

471 ft.

Why so serious?

by Joker'z on Jul 14, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

snap

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 14, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

damn

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Jul 14, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy Balls

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 8:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

HEEEEEEEEEEELLLL LLLL YEAH!

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by rangers85 on Jul 14, 2008 8:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh my God!!!!!!!

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 14, 2008 8:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

crackle

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 14, 2008 8:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

OFF THE SIGN

my god.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Jul 14, 2008 8:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

omfg

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jul 14, 2008 8:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

AWESOME

Why so serious?

by Joker'z on Jul 14, 2008 8:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

jesus christ

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 14, 2008 8:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

502!!!!

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 14, 2008 8:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

not enough !!!!!!!!!

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

502!!!!!!!!!!!

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 8:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

omg

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Jul 14, 2008 8:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

502 ft.

WOW

Why so serious?

by Joker'z on Jul 14, 2008 8:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Standing ovation from NY crowd

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by rangers85 on Jul 14, 2008 8:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That's right damn it!

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 14, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

LMFAO

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 14, 2008 8:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jul 14, 2008 8:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

pop

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 14, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that was a nice picture

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just give him the trophy Dammit

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

wow......

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jul 14, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

holy shit!

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Jul 14, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jul 14, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

HOLY SHIT!

2 500+ foot homers

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by rangers85 on Jul 14, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

DEAR LORD!!!!

504!!!!

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 14, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn

Two to the back of the wall!

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Jul 14, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ANOTHER 500

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Jul 14, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

504 holy crap

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Jul 14, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

504 ft. lol

Why so serious?

by Joker'z on Jul 14, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

They keep getting longer and longer!

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 14, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That's what she said!!!!

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 14, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The legend is for real...!!

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 14, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Let's go Hobbs!

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 14, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

the Rangers guys look

like they don’t see this every day.

by RachelB on Jul 14, 2008 8:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WOO he goes on!

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Jul 14, 2008 8:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I just caught one at my house!

it says “Dear Cory, NY’s great. See ya soon, Josh”

by cmkelly29 on Jul 14, 2008 8:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Volquez tryin to break his rhythm

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 8:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

no dice

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Volquez is greatness

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 14, 2008 8:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Volquez succumbing to Hambone's awesomeness.

Hambone 1, Volquez 0.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 14, 2008 8:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Asshole ump!

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by rangers85 on Jul 14, 2008 8:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

boo shitty call!

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Jul 14, 2008 8:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Screwed!

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 14, 2008 8:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

F U Puma.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 14, 2008 8:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Josh Hamilton...

congrats, you are now a household name

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 8:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

would have been a homer if it were a Yankee playoff game...

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 14, 2008 8:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Someone better check that scoreboard

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jul 14, 2008 8:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Give him the damn trophy now

Right now!

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 14, 2008 8:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What a show

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by rangers85 on Jul 14, 2008 8:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Man...

I’m so happy right now.

by jthig32 on Jul 14, 2008 8:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

this is legendary

what’s in the briefcase?

by RachelB on Jul 14, 2008 8:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I want to know too

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The key to heaven.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 14, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The briefcase

I’m pretty sure it’s Marcellus Wallace’s soul…

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Jul 14, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow

How much further can he hit one?

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Jul 14, 2008 8:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

About time to get himself and his pitcher a rest

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jul 14, 2008 8:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

these carry over to the 2nd round.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Jul 14, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah...

remember homers carry over to round 2…

next round he may be able to just forfeit and not take swings

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by rangers85 on Jul 14, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Babe Ruth is standing up

and giving Josh a standing O

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 14, 2008 8:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Haha...

signing autographs mid-at bat

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by rangers85 on Jul 14, 2008 8:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hamilton trying to hit the moon and just barely missed it

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by rangers85 on Jul 14, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think he got it on that one

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hammy is at 13 and counting. In the FIRST ROUND.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Jul 14, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Bombs.

He banged one off the wall behind the stands in right center. Never seen anything like it.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 14, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

unreal

only way this could be cooler is if he were to hit one out of the park or one against the back of Berman’s head

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 14, 2008 8:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

He "found a new way to get high"

Plaschke: Scioscia, the former Dodgers catcher, is the model manager who has created an atmosphere of winning.
Junior:It's that simple. Mike Scioscia brings a Glade Plug-In labeled "Winning™" into the clubhouse and everyone who breathes it in gains 15 points in average.

by TheBZA on Jul 14, 2008 8:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Morneau: "Thats impressive"

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jul 14, 2008 8:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

14 hrs - 7 outs, several 500+ feet

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jul 14, 2008 8:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

We are the Rangers mighty, mighty Rangers!!

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 14, 2008 8:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jul 14, 2008 8:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

"He may not have to bat the 2nd round"

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jul 14, 2008 8:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jul 14, 2008 8:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

OH MY GOD!!!!

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 14, 2008 8:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Halfway up the black seats! WOW

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by rangers85 on Jul 14, 2008 8:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

DUDE!!

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 14, 2008 8:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

holy crap, you guys

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Jul 14, 2008 8:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Did you see that cop

He was choking the guy

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jul 14, 2008 8:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

We are watching something historic

and incredible…. the likes of which we might not see for a long time. Wow. OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 14, 2008 8:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jul 14, 2008 8:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This is unreal

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 14, 2008 8:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

holy shit

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Jul 14, 2008 8:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That 18th homer was out of the park...

if it was 10 feet ot the left

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by rangers85 on Jul 14, 2008 8:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That one almost went out....

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 14, 2008 8:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

518 ft.

Why so serious?

by Joker'z on Jul 14, 2008 8:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Stands got in the way of that one

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 14, 2008 8:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

518!!!!!!

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 8:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

518

jesus.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Jul 14, 2008 8:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Jeez...

I’m getting emotional here. What a moment for Josh. I could not be happier for him.

by jthig32 on Jul 14, 2008 8:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I love that they are rooting for him to leave the park

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Jul 14, 2008 8:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jul 14, 2008 8:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Edinson Volquez

doesn’t have shit on Hammy

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 14, 2008 8:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

did that last one make it out???

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 14, 2008 8:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

no

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 14, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope...

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by rangers85 on Jul 14, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jul 14, 2008 8:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Sit down, big fattie.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 14, 2008 8:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

+1

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 14, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jul 14, 2008 8:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

he can take round 2 off if he wants to

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Even bad pitches he clobbers

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jul 14, 2008 8:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

+1

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 14, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jul 14, 2008 8:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

2 more for the record alone

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 14, 2008 8:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WOW

I can’t believe he hit it off the handle like that.

by chief on Jul 14, 2008 8:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The crowd is chanting "Hamilton, Hamilton"

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 14, 2008 8:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This is giving me goosebumps

and I’m still at work

Will the Rangers ever leave +-1 of .500???

by RangerMoto on Jul 14, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jul 14, 2008 8:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This is EPIC

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 14, 2008 8:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

One more for the record

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 14, 2008 8:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

THIS IS WHAT I DREAMED OF ABOUT A MONTH AGO

Seeing these kind of home runs in Yankee stadium for all of America to see

by Ranger Capt on Jul 14, 2008 8:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I hate myself

I’m in the office missing all of this

by 1man5tools on Jul 14, 2008 8:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

you and me both

this shitty espn derby tracker makes me want to punch my laptop

by 6th street on Jul 14, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Justin.tv

It’s on justin.tv

by GregoryM on Jul 14, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I am so fucking proud to be a Rangers fan

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 14, 2008 8:44 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Didn't I say hit 30 and then sit down

I think I called this

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jul 14, 2008 8:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

HISTORY!!!!

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 14, 2008 8:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jul 14, 2008 8:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

We are the Rangers mighty, mighty Rangers!!

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 14, 2008 8:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Rangers are getting great publicity out of this one

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by rangers85 on Jul 14, 2008 8:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Josh Hamilton = very impressive.........

http://www.diehard101.com/phpfox/upload/norcaliangelsbillsfan

by norcaliangelsfan on Jul 14, 2008 8:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

over 2 miles they said

a few HRs ago

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 14, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jul 14, 2008 8:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hamilton has been up there

as long as all the other batters combined…

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 14, 2008 8:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

"Hit it here"

He almost did

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jul 14, 2008 8:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Counsil needs water!

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 14, 2008 8:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ok...

Should he stop now? I needs to rest up to win this sucker.

by jthig32 on Jul 14, 2008 8:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Rest comes 2nd round when he doesnt' even have to hit

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by rangers85 on Jul 14, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

True...

Although will the let him skip it?

by jthig32 on Jul 14, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's gonna be exhausted for tomorrow

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 14, 2008 8:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey, I don't want it to stop.

Just sayin.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 14, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Once in a lifetime opportunity

He’s taking advantage of it for sure.

by chief on Jul 14, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jul 14, 2008 8:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Josh Hamilton is now the

FOTF

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 14, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

truer words

have never been spoken

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 14, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No,

Hamilton is the face of MLB.

Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted.

by t ball on Jul 14, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Someone has a Hambino Sign!

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by rangers85 on Jul 14, 2008 8:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Saw that

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 14, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Absolutely unbelievable...

This kid is hitting B-O-M-B-S…

by N41D on Jul 14, 2008 8:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jul 14, 2008 8:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

They are officially out of superlatives

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 8:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

omg that was hilarious

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Jul 14, 2008 8:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

State Farm is sooooooooo happy right now

How many in a row has this been before the gold ball?

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jul 14, 2008 8:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You gotta love these guys...

Mike, Ian, and Milton are eating this up… Gotta love how close they all seem.

by N41D on Jul 14, 2008 8:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that is INSANE

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Jul 14, 2008 8:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

wow.....I'm pretty speechless...

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jul 14, 2008 8:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Unbelievable

Greatest HR Derby showing ever. They’re playing the Natural music!

by cmkelly29 on Jul 14, 2008 8:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

How does my ass taste now!!

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 14, 2008 8:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Josh Hamilton

Doesn’t give a SHIT about State Farm!

by chief on Jul 14, 2008 8:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Celebrating with his teammates.

Great pub for the Rangers.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 14, 2008 8:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice...

playing the natural music at Yankee Stadium for him

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by rangers85 on Jul 14, 2008 8:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

wow

think he hits any in the final round? does he need a new pitcher?

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 14, 2008 8:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This is one of my favorite days as a Rangers fan. Ever.

Maybe my favorite.

I really hope they take it easy in the next round.

by philkid3 on Jul 14, 2008 8:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

wow

doesn’t make sense, but probably embodies the feeling of everybody watching:

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 14, 2008 8:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

brilliant

The Electrician looks even better

Call 1-800-DOCTORB. The B is for bargain!

by Panorama on Jul 14, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

move the text a bit so it isn't over Wright's face

and this would be one fo the most epic pics ever

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 14, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

true

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 14, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

too late

i deleted the psd.

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 14, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 14, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

2 Miles worth of homers

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by rangers85 on Jul 14, 2008 8:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

2.35 to be precise

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Jul 14, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that was awesome.

I am not looking forward to the prognasticators when Hammy goes 4 weeks without an EB hit.

by PatrickWalz on Jul 14, 2008 8:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

12458 feet

UNBELIEVABLE

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jul 14, 2008 8:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Can we get the old guy to pitch after the all-star break?

He stayed consistent in his location through 54 pitches.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 14, 2008 8:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah, but

in 54 pitches he gave up 28 home runs.

by RachelB on Jul 14, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He'd fit right in then.

Sigh…. nevermind. Humor wasted….

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 14, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow

just….wow

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Jul 14, 2008 8:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Can we just

Extend MB already, too?

by brettgardner on Jul 14, 2008 8:52 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

+1.

Trading him now would be idiotic. There is no other take. That is a fact.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 14, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gotta keep him he has found a home here

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 14, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I've come around to it...

You can tell dude is genuinely happy here, and loves the guys in the clubhouse… If he’s producing at this level at DH, he’s a great DH. If he moves back out to RF, even better… I’m all for keeping him at this point.

by N41D on Jul 14, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love this team

They are special

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 14, 2008 8:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Shit

Dont even worry about the later rounds, you already won trophy, breifcase whatever or not.

Just try and hit one out of the stadium.

by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 14, 2008 8:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I thought he'd done it

On that second shot. I was screaming like a little girl at a Justin Timberlake concert.

by chief on Jul 14, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Let's start a 2nd thread

Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted.

by t ball on Jul 14, 2008 8:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

websters dictionary called

it’s replacing the word awesome with hamilton

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Jul 14, 2008 8:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that's so Hamilton

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 14, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

first round HR totals

6, 6, 3, 5, 8, 8, 7, 28

by RachelB on Jul 14, 2008 8:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't see Berkman or anyone else hitting 20

in the second round. Josh just needs to hit a few in the second round and he is in the finals.

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 14, 2008 8:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I thought

He doesn’t have to hit in the 2nd.

by brettgardner on Jul 14, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he probably doesn't have to

but i wonder if they’ll get him out there and just throw the charity ball at him for one out

"that suzuki guy should go back to making cars" - My girlfriend after C.J.'s close in game 2

by tdi1985 on Jul 14, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

True that

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 14, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He doesn't need to hit ANY more

and he’s in the finals

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 14, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

everyone else just needs to forfeit right now

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 14, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

how jealous are you of Coolbean now!?

"that suzuki guy should go back to making cars" - My girlfriend after C.J.'s close in game 2

by tdi1985 on Jul 14, 2008 8:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

No doubt

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 14, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

what really stinks… is they reset the totals for final round to 0

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Jul 14, 2008 8:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Oh sweet it's Lanc..

oh, it’s just Lance Berkman.

by cmkelly29 on Jul 14, 2008 8:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

These other homers aren't even impressing the fans now

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by rangers85 on Jul 14, 2008 8:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

It's going to take someone hitting one out of Yankee Stadium

to be impressed at this point. That’s the truth.

by cmkelly29 on Jul 14, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nah, if anything it makes a free agent want to come and play with him in texas

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 14, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hicks has no choice

But to pay him.

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 14, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yup...

Hamilton just bought the Rangers a lot of extra talks with free agents I think.

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by rangers85 on Jul 14, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

with great fame...

...comes a great price…

the pressure… caving in to what they want you to do…

that’s a lot for someone who’s on the road to recovery.

by oc on Jul 14, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

How long after this is Hamilton the poster child for drug awareness?

So much media publicity, such a great image….amazing

by laxtonto on Jul 14, 2008 9:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

It's awesome that one one or two of Josh's 28

landed in that wimpy home run porch. Most all were just boms.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 14, 2008 9:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

*bombs

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 14, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

waiting for josh

he has to be worn out. needs to phone in round 2.

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 14, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah he's extremely boring...

i’d rather hear joe morgan talk.

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 14, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

no one is even paying attention now...

unless it’s Hammy, who cares at this point…

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 14, 2008 9:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hank Steinbrenner called

He’s offering Jeter, Rodriguez, Posada, Giambi, Joba and Hughes for Hamilton.

by robert_d_wilfong on Jul 14, 2008 9:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

tell him to go screw himself...

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 14, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

REJECTED

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 14, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

that's a keeper.

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 14, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is a guy who's body suffered through drug abuse

for an extended period of time.

It’s not just nice comeback story, it’s sheer domination.

by cmkelly29 on Jul 14, 2008 9:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

but with a higher batting average

walks less and gets way more rbi’s

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 14, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ravech

Nice call; this really does feel like an intermission.

by cmkelly29 on Jul 14, 2008 9:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yup...

I haven’t even noticed what is going on really so far

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by rangers85 on Jul 14, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

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