Home Run Derby Thread
by ghtd36 on Jul 14, 2008 6:37 PM CDT
570 comments
Tonight's the home run derby at Yankee Stadium, and Josh "Our Surpreme Overlord" Hamilton will be participating. I expect him to hit eleventy billion homers, and then cure cancer on the way out.
I can't say that I'm excited about ESPN broadcasting the event, especially with the awful combination of Chris Berman and Joe Morgan. But it's good publicity for the Rangers.
Bodog has the Derby odds up, and our boy is the favorite:
Josh Hamilton: 3/1
Lance Berkman: 7/2
Chase Utley: 5/1
Justin Morneau: 5/1
Dan Uggla: 6/1
Ryan Braun: 6/1
Grady Sizemore: 13/2
Evan Longoria: 7/1
I'm not going to be posting tonight, because I'll be playing the Home Run Derby drinking game instead.
So, for all of Ham's dingers tonight, I offer this:
via i38.tinypic.com
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lets go hammy
How's Dshep's ass taste?
by iorange555 on Jul 14, 2008 6:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The GREAT HAMBINO...
will steal the show…he already has lol.. see all the pre-batting coverage?
Milly I have no choice but to nickname you "The Laborer".
Every time I see you on the mound you're laboring through the inning.
You sure as hell don't labor when you hear Dunkin Donuts is closing in
15 minutes, sat there with a chocolate eclair with 5 minutes to spare.
by LAMuscleFag on Jul 14, 2008 6:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Who else are they going to talk about?
by Brandon Worley on Jul 14, 2008 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
true + 1
Milly I have no choice but to nickname you "The Laborer".
Every time I see you on the mound you're laboring through the inning.
You sure as hell don't labor when you hear Dunkin Donuts is closing in
15 minutes, sat there with a chocolate eclair with 5 minutes to spare.
by LAMuscleFag on Jul 14, 2008 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i liked seeing the tarp sliding in the montage from the first half.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Jul 14, 2008 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hammy has really high expectations on him
hes obviously got it in him, but man.. hes got the most pressure on him of any of the participants.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Jul 14, 2008 6:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
has
that ever bothered him?
Warner Madrigal is the Rangers most underrated prospect by a longshot; he SHOULD be be closing games within 3 years IMO. Matt Harrison is underrated too.
by dstar442005 on Jul 14, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hammy representing the Lone Star State tonight
Screw Brekman and the rest!
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 14, 2008 6:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I just hope Hamilton's pitcher can hold up to the pressure...
I’m nervous for the old guy and hope he doesn’t have to throw like 5 pitches for every good one for Josh to hit. It might get tense out there if so.
"GO RANGERS!!!" - bspate
by bspate on Jul 14, 2008 6:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I guess this will be the "All-American White Boy" Homerun Derby!!
nice.
"GO RANGERS!!!" - bspate
by bspate on Jul 14, 2008 6:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Josh will hit Texa$ home runs tonight
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by rangers85 on Jul 14, 2008 7:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Three Doors Down
I swear they perform in every major sporting event…
by cmkelly29 on Jul 14, 2008 7:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Btw, Over/Under on "Back Back Backs" tonight......1000.5
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by rangers85 on Jul 14, 2008 7:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
No matter what
it will be too many. Hell 1 “back, back, back” is too many.
by texasbuckeye on Jul 14, 2008 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Over/Under on "You're with me, leather"
1
by cmkelly29 on Jul 14, 2008 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
on internet message boards over the world?
a lot more than one.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Jul 14, 2008 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know... I'm more interested in seeing Hamilton blast some HRs than listening to Three Doors Down.
Just sayin’.
by Inkara1 on Jul 14, 2008 7:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
considering the complaint is that its too long
you think they might cut down on the theatrics juuuuuuuuuuuust a bit.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Jul 14, 2008 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Utley with the
“F you” to the fans…nice job there ESPN
"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos
by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 7:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
lol
i couldnt figure out what he said, but now i get it.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Jul 14, 2008 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yea, I had to rewind it
but it was definitely, “Boo? F*$# you.”
"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos
by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
*Groan*
I forgot Chris Berman was involved with this thing. I can’t listen to this. Where’s the SAP button.
by robert_d_wilfong on Jul 14, 2008 7:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wait til the 2nd inning and Eleno will tell you
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by rangers85 on Jul 14, 2008 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I liked how he said "speakingt of second baseman" after introducing an outfielder...
by Inkara1 on Jul 14, 2008 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
uhhhhh!!
And Rick Reilly, too? There’s no way to possibly listen to this.
by robert_d_wilfong on Jul 14, 2008 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Joe Morgan/Steve Phillips/Steve Berman
Could they have picked a more awful threesome to announce this?
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by rangers85 on Jul 14, 2008 7:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
No kidding
If I have to listen to Berman say “back, back, back, gone” on EVERY FREAKING HR BALL tonight, I’m going to need a lot of alcohol to get through this. Adding Morgan and Steve Phillips just makes it worse.
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by RCCook on Jul 14, 2008 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You got me...
the awfulness of Steve Phillips spilled into Berman.
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by rangers85 on Jul 14, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Really
they are all stupid and suck. NFL their best coverage team, then NBA, then… MLB.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 14, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
HRs carry over from the first to the 2nd round
thats new, right?
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Jul 14, 2008 7:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think they had it last year
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 14, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Erin Andrews
Norm is going to explode.
by jamcadbury on Jul 14, 2008 7:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I may have to mute this
berman AND joe morgan? i think if i listen to them the entire night my ear drums will explode or i’ll jam something sharp in my ears just to make it stop
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Jul 14, 2008 7:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Erin Andrews
she’s not just sports-hot… Good lord.
by cmkelly29 on Jul 14, 2008 7:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hamilton...
getting Jeter’s love and thus likely going to get the crowd love now
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by rangers85 on Jul 14, 2008 7:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Jeter endorses hamilton
Jeter up from notch 2 of 10 to 3 of 10.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Jul 14, 2008 7:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Erin Andrews
utilizing all 3 of the greatest inventions.
Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball
by willamos2 on Jul 14, 2008 7:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
kevin blackastone says
that gary sizemore will win.
i’m saying utley will win
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Jul 14, 2008 7:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate Balckiestone
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 14, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
or two even
"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos
by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i say he gets 8
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Jul 14, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Um..
Did Phillips just say that went out to right??? Um no
by jthig32 on Jul 14, 2008 7:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Is it just me....
..or are these camera angles and shots terrible so far?
by jthig32 on Jul 14, 2008 7:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You mean like that homer to dead center...
where all we saw was the catcher’s ass?
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by rangers85 on Jul 14, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They are pretty bad so far
"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos
by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
doing their best FSN impression
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Jul 14, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was thinking the same thing
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 14, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
directors getting warmed up
For Hammy. Thats gonna be Pulitzer-worthy video right there
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by bigsteve on Jul 14, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
2 Rule Fivers in this derby?
"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos
by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 7:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
the truck was a little quicker with the dump button that time
"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos
by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 7:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Going to be lots of dumps tonight I imagine
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by rangers85 on Jul 14, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's what i figure
which is why I have no idea how they missed Utley’s F-bomb to start it
"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos
by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hamilton should do the world a favor
and aim straight for that broadcast tent
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Jul 14, 2008 7:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That would be great
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 14, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
First Kruk, then just turn and start aiming at Berman and Morgan?
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by rangers85 on Jul 14, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
definitely
Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball
by willamos2 on Jul 14, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the Phantom cam...
...it’s a royal pain in the ass to operate.
by oc on Jul 14, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How many for Grady?
I say 7
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 14, 2008 7:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ill go 7 too
couple of bombs though, nice upper deckers.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Jul 14, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope hamilton
hits one out of the stadium.
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
by Agreen07 on Jul 14, 2008 7:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I hope he busts the lights
Robert Redford style
"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos
by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who needs steroids?
what was that?
Call 1-800-DOCTORB. The B is for bargain!
by Panorama on Jul 14, 2008 7:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
jesus espn
you didnt even show us the flight of the ball.
and noone wants to look at papi in the middle fo someone batting.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Jul 14, 2008 7:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Laporta?
Earth to Gamons. Hes not in Milwaukee anymore. Maybe you missed that small little trade a couple weeks ago
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by bigsteve on Jul 14, 2008 7:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Not only did he say it...
his cohorts agreed with him
"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos
by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Guess they forgot LaPorta is an Indian now
"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos
by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 7:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ugh...
I could really give a flying fuck about Red Sox being in the Yankee clubhouse. Does it really f’n matter? NO!
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by rangers85 on Jul 14, 2008 7:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think it would be much more badass
If Hamilton just took the first one out of the stadium, dropped the bat and left.
Not just for the night, but the entire allstar break and went home.
by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 14, 2008 7:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
leave em wanting more, eh?
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Jul 14, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sizemore hit a lot just barely foul
nice though.
so far so good for hammy’s chances though, as long as there arnt like 4 people over 10.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Jul 14, 2008 7:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
First you could hit upper deckers?
Without a 3rd deck, wouldn’t the 2nd level be an upper decker? Stupid Berman.
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by rangers85 on Jul 14, 2008 7:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Now I know why GHTD couldn't comment in this thread
because if he is really playing that drinking game…he is already hammered
"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos
by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Some towering shots there
by Sizey. God, ESPN is such a beating.
Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted.
by t ball on Jul 14, 2008 7:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OK that shot of Papi was pretty funny
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by lisa w on Jul 14, 2008 7:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That's what the Packers are saying
"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos
by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hurley and Hank
Both starting for Frisco. Hurley has cruised thru the first three innings in a breeze. Hank grounded out to the pitcher.
by shroomer on Jul 14, 2008 7:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Sweet go Hurley!
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 14, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pitch Limit for Hurley tonight?
I know he’s in the 30’s through 4, but still.
by Chris Hanes on Jul 14, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
longoria is going to pull a jason bay
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Jul 14, 2008 7:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
never mind.
woops.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Jul 14, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well, pretty close anyway
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Jul 14, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eva's little bro is sucking
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 14, 2008 7:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
These
shoots by ESPN are truly terrible.
by coolaid on Jul 14, 2008 7:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
they should have a standard camera for all teh homeruns
and show the fancy shots in replays after the round. noone needs to see a flyball from some distance camera.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Jul 14, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"those are upper deck shots"
thanks capt. obvious
Call 1-800-DOCTORB. The B is for bargain!
by Panorama on Jul 14, 2008 7:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Those are upper-deck shots
Really, Joe Morgan? I didn’t know that…
by Inkara1 on Jul 14, 2008 7:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Longoria
He’s going to be an allstar many times.
Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted.
by t ball on Jul 14, 2008 7:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He is going to be very special
"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos
by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apparently Longoria was
“yanking too much”
"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos
by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 7:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hope the hairy palms don't mess up his grip on the bat...
by Inkara1 on Jul 14, 2008 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you are yanking too much
There will be no hair it will be worn off.
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 14, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hairy palms...
...i remember being fooled into thinking that yanking gave you zits.
by oc on Jul 14, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey oc I saw your hamburger stand
on 377 today. lol
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 14, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That place is amazing
I ate there yesterday
"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos
by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not bad but give me Kinkades
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 14, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
also a fan...OC is just a lot closer for me
"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos
by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Really?
Where do you live?
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by sprite on Jul 14, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
utley should be pretty interseting
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Jul 14, 2008 7:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
they are praising this "pitcher", but hes throwing it all too inside.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Jul 14, 2008 7:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Another celebrity all-star game
and another chance to see Kenny Mayne getting way too into the game, taking it too seriously, trying to impress people, all the while showing everyone how unfunny he is!
by cmkelly29 on Jul 14, 2008 7:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dump Button count up to 2
"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos
by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 7:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Rate
Erin Andrews on a 1 to 10 scale. 10 being the hottest.
by coolaid on Jul 14, 2008 7:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Here's a tough one
rate ESPN’s Rachel Nichols…
by cmkelly29 on Jul 14, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
she doesn't do it for me
but she is pretty good lookin
"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos
by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
8.5 to 9
Pretty damn hot.
Plaschke: Scioscia, the former Dodgers catcher, is the model manager who has created an atmosphere of winning.
Junior:It's that simple. Mike Scioscia brings a Glade Plug-In labeled "Winning™" into the clubhouse and everyone who breathes it in gains 15 points in average.
by TheBZA on Jul 14, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
9.75
One woman, 3 tools :)
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by Captain Fubar on Jul 14, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
with noone over 6 through 4 batters
it definitely seems like hammy should be able to make it.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Jul 14, 2008 7:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hammy
He should just hit like 30 in round 1 then sit out round two so he is rested for the finals
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on Jul 14, 2008 7:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nah
Just lay down 10 consecutive perfect bunts down the third base line.
by robert_d_wilfong on Jul 14, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Make Wash proud
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on Jul 14, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
One of those bunts might go for a homer though. He's that beastly
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by rangers85 on Jul 14, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
back back back back back!
Plaschke: Scioscia, the former Dodgers catcher, is the model manager who has created an atmosphere of winning.
Junior:It's that simple. Mike Scioscia brings a Glade Plug-In labeled "Winning™" into the clubhouse and everyone who breathes it in gains 15 points in average.
by TheBZA on Jul 14, 2008 7:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I have to admit
one of my favorite things about the HR derby is watching the little kids run around having a blast trying to catch fly balls. How cool would that be?
Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted.
by t ball on Jul 14, 2008 7:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Beasticon Jr. would beat these scores so far.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Jul 14, 2008 7:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Chris Berman/Joe Morgan
turns on Itunes
Plaschke: Scioscia, the former Dodgers catcher, is the model manager who has created an atmosphere of winning.
Junior:It's that simple. Mike Scioscia brings a Glade Plug-In labeled "Winning™" into the clubhouse and everyone who breathes it in gains 15 points in average.
by TheBZA on Jul 14, 2008 7:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This is the first time I've seen the Home Run Derby since I was 17.
Other than the very end of it last year.
I’d forgotten how much I enjoy it.
by philkid3 on Jul 14, 2008 7:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
you didnt watch when tex/blalock were in it?
theres only been one recent year with no rangers.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Jul 14, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I usually work in New Mexico in the summer.
And I have pretty much no TV there. There’s sort’ve a shared TV.
by philkid3 on Jul 14, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Has no one other than a Yankee hit a memorable homer...
that’s the first I’ve seen
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by rangers85 on Jul 14, 2008 7:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
+Rec
Plaschke: Scioscia, the former Dodgers catcher, is the model manager who has created an atmosphere of winning.
Junior:It's that simple. Mike Scioscia brings a Glade Plug-In labeled "Winning™" into the clubhouse and everyone who breathes it in gains 15 points in average.
by TheBZA on Jul 14, 2008 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the third one does nothing for you?
Plaschke: Scioscia, the former Dodgers catcher, is the model manager who has created an atmosphere of winning.
Junior:It's that simple. Mike Scioscia brings a Glade Plug-In labeled "Winning™" into the clubhouse and everyone who breathes it in gains 15 points in average.
by TheBZA on Jul 14, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I had the same question for him
"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos
by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
s'alright...
...i don’t know… she just has that… “mom”... “gymnastics teacher”... “look at me! i’m professional!”...
by oc on Jul 14, 2008 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
milf
If I had a friend whose mom looked like that I’d probably do something embarrassing.
Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted.
by t ball on Jul 14, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Section 4.37 of the TOS
“no areola allowed”
"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos
by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha + 1
that’s quite a rack there…aren’t those TOO BIG? or not?
Milly I have no choice but to nickname you "The Laborer".
Every time I see you on the mound you're laboring through the inning.
You sure as hell don't labor when you hear Dunkin Donuts is closing in
15 minutes, sat there with a chocolate eclair with 5 minutes to spare.
by LAMuscleFag on Jul 14, 2008 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
believe what you will...
...but i actually dig the eyes… and the dark hair.
eyes are awesome. check out Melissa Theuriau’s pair…
by oc on Jul 14, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah I like em big
Had a girl friend once that was 34 EE lol
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 14, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OH MY ...
so what do you do just bury your face in them?
Milly I have no choice but to nickname you "The Laborer".
Every time I see you on the mound you're laboring through the inning.
You sure as hell don't labor when you hear Dunkin Donuts is closing in
15 minutes, sat there with a chocolate eclair with 5 minutes to spare.
by LAMuscleFag on Jul 14, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anything you want!
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 14, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh ok haha
that sounds reasonable…
Milly I have no choice but to nickname you "The Laborer".
Every time I see you on the mound you're laboring through the inning.
You sure as hell don't labor when you hear Dunkin Donuts is closing in
15 minutes, sat there with a chocolate eclair with 5 minutes to spare.
by LAMuscleFag on Jul 14, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you motor boating
son of a bitch you old sailor you
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Jul 14, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
or... French sports diva Melissa Theuriau...
by oc on Jul 14, 2008 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the French get her
we get Katie Couric… no wonder Americans know shit when it comes to news…
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 14, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well if we aren't limited to sports reporters any more
then give me Marissa Miller
"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos
by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
My #1 overall.
Instant rec, sir.
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Stuff-You-Need-Brett-Favre-action-figure-bench?urn=nfl,93739
by BudLight on Jul 14, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
she may very well be the hottest woman on the planet
"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos
by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+ 1
Milly I have no choice but to nickname you "The Laborer".
Every time I see you on the mound you're laboring through the inning.
You sure as hell don't labor when you hear Dunkin Donuts is closing in
15 minutes, sat there with a chocolate eclair with 5 minutes to spare.
by LAMuscleFag on Jul 14, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
Milly I have no choice but to nickname you "The Laborer".
Every time I see you on the mound you're laboring through the inning.
You sure as hell don't labor when you hear Dunkin Donuts is closing in
15 minutes, sat there with a chocolate eclair with 5 minutes to spare.
by LAMuscleFag on Jul 14, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Under your hobbies you've listed dabut??
Yea, that’s da Butt…I also play tennis
"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos
by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
snap out of it berk
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Jul 14, 2008 7:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow
Berkman looks like an ugly woman with his hair poofing out like that.
by chief on Jul 14, 2008 8:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That was a nice shot of that ceiling
on one of those Berkman UD shots
by cmkelly29 on Jul 14, 2008 8:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Each State Farm rep is only giving $1 per gold ball homer?
That’s cheap.
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by rangers85 on Jul 14, 2008 8:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
real estate market being what it is
"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos
by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Isn't State Farm......insurance?
You’re think of Century 21 the former sponsor
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by rangers85 on Jul 14, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you got me...I was thinking Century
since it’s insurance…that is cheap.
"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos
by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What a Catch out in center
"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos
by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 8:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hamilton v. Berkman
In the finals tonight. Silver Boot part II
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 14, 2008 8:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i remember how they had 1 rbi difference when the series started
and now hammy is 23 up on him, despite a 180 point lower ops. go vazquez/kins/my
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Jul 14, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Apparently, David Wright is tapping Nichols these days
She’s got that slutty gap thing going for her.
by cmkelly29 on Jul 14, 2008 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Who is Nichols?
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
by Agreen07 on Jul 14, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the only nichols I know is Rachel Nichols of ESPN
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
by Agreen07 on Jul 14, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tropic Thunder + Step Brothers
= two funny looking movies. RDJ as a black dude, nice.
by cmkelly29 on Jul 14, 2008 8:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Rick Reilly
Yeah, you’re not getting back on the air anytime soon….
by cmkelly29 on Jul 14, 2008 8:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ravech is trying to cover this whole race thing up
after Reilly crapped all over the broadcast.
by cmkelly29 on Jul 14, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hour and a half train ride...
who they hell rides a train somewhere still?
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by rangers85 on Jul 14, 2008 8:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Was in San Diego last week and rode one to the Padres game
It was really cool walked 3 blocks caught the train dropped off at the front gate
by Ranger Capt on Jul 14, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol @ complaining about no hispanics
A-Rod was invited. Vlad was invited. Howard didnt make the all star game with reason.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Jul 14, 2008 8:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I really hope Hamilton hits one out
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by rangers85 on Jul 14, 2008 8:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
-1
Josh is a family man
"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos
by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're right...
DON’T LET IT SLIP, SALTY. ;)
by cmkelly29 on Jul 14, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Erina Andres and Hammy
would make for a brood of hot women and world class athletes though
"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos
by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
*erin andrews
who the hell is erina andres
"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos
by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yea, I'm a few beers into this thing
"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos
by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
is berman any more tolerable when you're drunk?
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Jul 14, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope...but I can tune him out a lot easier
not really on purpose…I just lose focus for a bit
"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos
by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dumb count #3
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by rangers85 on Jul 14, 2008 8:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
*Dump
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by rangers85 on Jul 14, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yep, couldn't tell if that was
the S or F bomb though
they are gettin good
"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos
by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this pitcher is bad too.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Jul 14, 2008 8:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I wonder
if Hamiltons pitcher is gonna die on the mound
by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 14, 2008 8:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ROFL
Milly I have no choice but to nickname you "The Laborer".
Every time I see you on the mound you're laboring through the inning.
You sure as hell don't labor when you hear Dunkin Donuts is closing in
15 minutes, sat there with a chocolate eclair with 5 minutes to spare.
by LAMuscleFag on Jul 14, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Josh is going to need 7 to move on
I’m calling for 9
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 14, 2008 8:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
6 would be a tie though
not eliminated. hows it determined?
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Jul 14, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
total distance?
i don’t know
"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos
by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beastly Faceoff...
Josh would get a pass to the next round
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by rangers85 on Jul 14, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If he hits one incredible shot...
almost out of the park, I’m good.
by cmkelly29 on Jul 14, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i want him to hit those signs past RF
that would have been out of the park in the past.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Jul 14, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Everytime they show the kids
I think “I want Josh Hamilton to ruin your hopes of getting that playground.”
Plaschke: Scioscia, the former Dodgers catcher, is the model manager who has created an atmosphere of winning.
Junior:It's that simple. Mike Scioscia brings a Glade Plug-In labeled "Winning™" into the clubhouse and everyone who breathes it in gains 15 points in average.
by TheBZA on Jul 14, 2008 8:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Better chance of turning into dust tonight...
A Hamilton HR ball; or his BP pitcher?
by cmkelly29 on Jul 14, 2008 8:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Braun
Impressive. Had 6 outs before 1 HR now has 7 including 2 oppos
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on Jul 14, 2008 8:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Why don't they boo that guy in LF...
wearing the O’Neill jersey. That number should be retired and no one should be allowed to wear it!
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by rangers85 on Jul 14, 2008 8:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It be hammy time.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Jul 14, 2008 8:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's HAMMER TIME!!
Milly I have no choice but to nickname you "The Laborer".
Every time I see you on the mound you're laboring through the inning.
You sure as hell don't labor when you hear Dunkin Donuts is closing in
15 minutes, sat there with a chocolate eclair with 5 minutes to spare.
by LAMuscleFag on Jul 14, 2008 8:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Can someone throw up a H-Bomb pic?
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 14, 2008 8:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That will work THANKS!
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 14, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stop...Hammy time
"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos
by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 8:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Here he comes!
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by rangers85 on Jul 14, 2008 8:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Go hammy
just 1 =p
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Jul 14, 2008 8:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Please do this on every one
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 14, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
by WhipSmart on Jul 14, 2008 8:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
BEAST
"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos
by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ICON
"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos
by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OMG!
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 14, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
fuck yeah
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
by Agreen07 on Jul 14, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hamilton aiming at that hole
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by rangers85 on Jul 14, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
snap
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Jul 14, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
damn
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Jul 14, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy Balls
"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos
by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 8:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
HEEEEEEEEEEELLLL LLLL YEAH!
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by rangers85 on Jul 14, 2008 8:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh my God!!!!!!!
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 14, 2008 8:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
crackle
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Jul 14, 2008 8:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OFF THE SIGN
my god.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Jul 14, 2008 8:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
omfg
"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008
by Captain Fubar on Jul 14, 2008 8:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
jesus christ
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
by Agreen07 on Jul 14, 2008 8:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
502!!!!
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 14, 2008 8:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
not enough !!!!!!!!!
"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos
by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
502!!!!!!!!!!!
"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos
by SaltyDawg on Jul 14, 2008 8:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
omg
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Jul 14, 2008 8:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Standing ovation from NY crowd
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by rangers85 on Jul 14, 2008 8:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That's right damn it!
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 14, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LMFAO
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 14, 2008 8:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on Jul 14, 2008 8:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
pop
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Jul 14, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that was a nice picture
"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos