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Kippers for breakfast, Aunt Helga?

"Kippers for breakfast, Aunt Helga?  Is it St. Swithun's Day already?"

"Tis," replied Aunt Helga...

Happy St. Swithun's Day, everyone...

 

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Wow.

An underrated, lost Simpsons quote.

+ a Hamilton.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 15, 2008 10:49 AM CDT reply actions  

+ a Davis

A Lonestar in California

"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart

by LSJ on Jul 15, 2008 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

Wow, I was born on St. Swithun's Day?

I had no idea!

Signature! I don't need no stinking signature!!

by DerekSTheRed on Jul 15, 2008 10:55 AM CDT reply actions  

I really liked that episode...

...strong from start to finish.

Physician: Primum non nocere

Batter: First, make no out

by Chad Crudup on Jul 15, 2008 11:40 AM CDT reply actions  

Well

It is pretty good source material….

Plaschke: Scioscia, the former Dodgers catcher, is the model manager who has created an atmosphere of winning.
Junior:It's that simple. Mike Scioscia brings a Glade Plug-In labeled "Winning™" into the clubhouse and everyone who breathes it in gains 15 points in average.

by TheBZA on Jul 15, 2008 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

the summer wind

came blowing in

from across the sea

by SteveP on Jul 15, 2008 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes that's greatness...

...and the Esther Williams style aquatic number by Lisa culminating with Homer’s beer fountain.

Physician: Primum non nocere

Batter: First, make no out

by Chad Crudup on Jul 15, 2008 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

I remember the scene

in which Bart starts reading from his play to Lisa and she yells at him to stop but I can’t remember the episode.

Nothing pithy here. Please move long.

by WyoRanger on Jul 15, 2008 12:01 PM CDT reply actions  

It was the take-off...

...on “Rear Window”, with Bart breaking his leg and thinking Ned Flanders killed Maude.

by Adam J. Morris on Jul 15, 2008 12:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Bart of Darkness"

Physician: Primum non nocere

Batter: First, make no out

by Chad Crudup on Jul 15, 2008 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Its the episode when

They get a pool. “Can we get a pool dad” X 1000 haha its one of my favorites. and “your epidermis is showing. epidermis means hair.” – nelson.

baseBALLIN!

by kevzta on Jul 15, 2008 2:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

We need to be

Watching the weather :- )

http://www.weatheronline.co.uk/reports/weatherlore/St-SwithunsDay.htm

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

by Ed Coffin on Jul 15, 2008 12:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Sounds Yummy!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 15, 2008 12:07 PM CDT reply actions  

what the?

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Jul 15, 2008 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is that

Kipper Gore?

Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted.

by t ball on Jul 15, 2008 12:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

You mean

A 30-something white guy quotes the Simpsons? Shocking.

by brettgardner on Jul 15, 2008 12:37 PM CDT reply actions  

what's funny then, brett?

besides your face!

""If they'd have told me you can make the team but you've got to shine the shoes, I'd have been there shining shoes." -Bradley

by ab03 on Jul 15, 2008 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I wish I hadn't already named Tim MacMahon "Poochie."

Because it’s also a pretty good name for you.

Maybe you can be Poochie, Jr.

"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."

by benmor78 on Jul 15, 2008 4:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 15, 2008 5:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

hhmm....

on a baseball blog site; barely a homerun derby mention, but no hesitation to put up a post about stupid stuff like this.

I still haven’t figured out this Adam guy. :~\

"GO RANGERS!!!" - bspate

by b.pate on Jul 15, 2008 12:50 PM CDT reply actions  

No homerun derby mention?

haha look on the right side of this page. its homerun derby gallore. There’s not too much analysis to be done with the homerun derby anyway.

baseBALLIN!

by kevzta on Jul 15, 2008 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well,

+ 1/2 because I think there has been a lot of Home Run Derby stuff.

aggierangerfan00.mlblogs.com

by aggierangerfan00 on Jul 15, 2008 2:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

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