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Tarp Sliding Tie Breaker!

Come on Selig, everyone would LOVE IT!

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by rangers85 on Jul 15, 2008 10:48 PM CDT reply actions  

I'd love to see

Carlos Zambrano go sliding across a tarp on his belly

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"How about Hurley?" - Me
"Not my first choice...but I wouldn't look away." - RachelB

by The Best Micah on Jul 15, 2008 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Home run derby Hamilton vs. NL team

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 15, 2008 10:48 PM CDT reply actions  

The derby pitcher

should be K-Rod

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Jul 15, 2008 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

please please

let this end up in a tie

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Jul 15, 2008 10:49 PM CDT reply actions  

haha that would be ridiculous

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 15, 2008 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

dear Lord why?

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 15, 2008 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hypothetical:

Navarro gets hurt and has to leave. Do they

a.) call the game
b.) make a pitcher play catcher
c.) let one of Varitek or Mauer re-enter the game

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 15, 2008 10:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Josh Hamilton

pitch and catches at the same time.

by coolaid on Jul 15, 2008 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Just like Bugs Bunny

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"How about Hurley?" - Me
"Not my first choice...but I wouldn't look away." - RachelB

by The Best Micah on Jul 15, 2008 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Strike one strike two strike three you're out...

Strike one strike two strike three you’re out
Strike one strike two strike three you’re out
Strike one strike two strike three you’re out

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 15, 2008 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

awesome cartoon...

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 15, 2008 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

d) Let Bug Selig hold his hands up in a “I Don’t Know” motion endlessly until everyone just leaves the game disgusted

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by rangers85 on Jul 15, 2008 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Do what I used to do when I was a kid

and set up an old basketball backboard…anywhere in the box is a strike. It serves as a great backstop

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 15, 2008 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think they

added a re-insert rule for catchers after the last tie

by stltxfan on Jul 15, 2008 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

When did Varitek play?

I missed that.

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Jul 15, 2008 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

He only played the field...

I missed him too

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by rangers85 on Jul 15, 2008 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

he didn't bat...but he caught an inning or so

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 15, 2008 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

x

d) Bud Selig’s straps on the catcher gear.

by alon91 on Jul 15, 2008 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

e)

Joe Girardi comes in. Did you know he used to be a catcher for the Yankees? This is the last All Star Game at Yankee Stadium, and this is the last year of Yankee Stadium. Babe Ruth played there a long time ago. I learned these things tonight.

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Jul 15, 2008 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol, Young

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Jul 15, 2008 10:52 PM CDT reply actions  

UGH.

I CAN HAZ RANGE?!?

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 15, 2008 10:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice range MY

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 15, 2008 10:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Typical Young

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by rangers85 on Jul 15, 2008 10:52 PM CDT reply actions  

McCarver dogging MY

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Jul 15, 2008 10:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Young

not very good defensively.

by coolaid on Jul 15, 2008 10:52 PM CDT reply actions  

"I don't think Michael Young saw that ball"

Um…that’s not really the problem…

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"How about Hurley?" - Me
"Not my first choice...but I wouldn't look away." - RachelB

by The Best Micah on Jul 15, 2008 10:52 PM CDT reply actions  

That's the Rangers double play combo!

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by rangers85 on Jul 15, 2008 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

wasn't meant as a reply

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by rangers85 on Jul 15, 2008 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hilarious

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 15, 2008 10:53 PM CDT reply actions  

There's that DP combo

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 15, 2008 10:53 PM CDT reply actions  

At least our DP combo

can get it done

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"How about Hurley?" - Me
"Not my first choice...but I wouldn't look away." - RachelB

by The Best Micah on Jul 15, 2008 10:53 PM CDT reply actions  

kinsler saves MY

again

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Jul 15, 2008 10:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Holy crap that was amazing

I was so scared Kinsler would blow it!

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 15, 2008 10:53 PM CDT reply actions  

How many times has that happened for the Rangers

Got to lvoe the double play

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 15, 2008 10:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Kins-MY DP

wasn’t sure they were going to turn it at first…

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 15, 2008 10:53 PM CDT reply actions  

RANGERS DP, BABY!

Mike wins this thing.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 15, 2008 10:53 PM CDT reply actions  

well Michael...

...it’s time to win this with a walk-off…

by oc on Jul 15, 2008 10:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Dork

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 15, 2008 10:54 PM CDT reply actions  

doesn't matter now, but Mariano must have been pissed

he’s used to “gold glove” defense at shortstop.

by alon91 on Jul 15, 2008 10:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Har de har har.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 15, 2008 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jeter...sarcasm

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 15, 2008 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

hahaha

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 15, 2008 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

If a Ranger hits a game-winner

I get free breakfast from an NL-fan co-worker. So, let’s go Mike!

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"How about Hurley?" - Me
"Not my first choice...but I wouldn't look away." - RachelB

by The Best Micah on Jul 15, 2008 10:55 PM CDT reply actions  

Options are limited here

McDonald’s, Burger King or some Krispy Kreme donuts

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"How about Hurley?" - Me
"Not my first choice...but I wouldn't look away." - RachelB

by The Best Micah on Jul 15, 2008 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Duuuuuuuuuh

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by rangers85 on Jul 15, 2008 10:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Excellent

got my tickets to The Dark Knight at the IMAX. Only available tickets are at 130 in the morning…

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Jul 15, 2008 10:56 PM CDT reply actions  

How much did they cost you?

I’m looking to go with some friends.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Stuff-You-Need-Brett-Favre-action-figure-bench?urn=nfl,93739

by BudLight on Jul 15, 2008 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Young somehow transferred his poor defensive skills

in the baseball to Uggla

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 15, 2008 10:56 PM CDT reply actions  

MY!

REACHING ON AN ERROR!

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 15, 2008 10:57 PM CDT reply actions  

New LVP:

Dan Uggla

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 15, 2008 10:57 PM CDT reply actions  

poor uggla

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Jul 15, 2008 10:57 PM CDT reply actions  

The AL is about to win this thing

Good job NL. Way to suck

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 15, 2008 10:57 PM CDT reply actions  

WOOOOO!!!

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Jul 15, 2008 10:57 PM CDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT!

HOLY SHIT!
HOLY SHIT!

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 15, 2008 10:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Who is MVP?

JD Drew? or Evan Longoria?

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 15, 2008 10:58 PM CDT reply actions  

I'd go with Evan

His hit was more clutch

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"How about Hurley?" - Me
"Not my first choice...but I wouldn't look away." - RachelB

by The Best Micah on Jul 15, 2008 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

watch 'em give it to Rivera

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 15, 2008 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's what's going to happen

Bank on it.

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Jul 15, 2008 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Drew

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 15, 2008 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

its drew.

unless this is a walkoff HR. single, sac fly, anything else = Drew

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 15, 2008 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gotta be Mrs. Tony Parker.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 15, 2008 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

MY will score the winning run = MVP!!!!!!1

it’s a bummer. I really like Uggla—he carried my fantasy team until I traded him for Lincecum.

by alon91 on Jul 15, 2008 10:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Aaron Cook?

Bring in Brad Lidge to strike out Sizemore…seriously?

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 15, 2008 10:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Uggla is MVP

And if an AL team walks away with the trophy, they’ll forward a stipend of that check to him.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Stuff-You-Need-Brett-Favre-action-figure-bench?urn=nfl,93739

by BudLight on Jul 15, 2008 10:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Aaron Cook vs. Carlos Guillen

You can’t get more All-Star’ish than that.

by alon91 on Jul 15, 2008 11:00 PM CDT reply actions  

+1

priceless

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 15, 2008 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why is Brian Wilson's towel over his face?

How this game ends doesn’t matter for him anyways.

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 15, 2008 11:00 PM CDT reply actions  

Ha ha

+1

I mean, he plays for the GIANTS

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"How about Hurley?" - Me
"Not my first choice...but I wouldn't look away." - RachelB

by The Best Micah on Jul 15, 2008 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Also

Everytime I see his name now, I think of that Barenaked Ladies song

“I’m lying in bed…just like Brian Wilson did…”

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"How about Hurley?" - Me
"Not my first choice...but I wouldn't look away." - RachelB

by The Best Micah on Jul 15, 2008 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

so, rangers

Bradley: 0 for 2, but walked, stole a base, and arguably had a chance to be safe without the error
Hamilton: 1 for 3 with a steal. given the low scoring game thats not bad
Young: 0 for 2, but at least put it in play and will score the winning run (probably)
Kinsler: 0 for 2, but did get a clutch steal.

overall quite poor, but not the worst team in the game or anything.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 15, 2008 11:01 PM CDT reply actions  

no winning run for MY

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 15, 2008 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nope

:-(

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"How about Hurley?" - Me
"Not my first choice...but I wouldn't look away." - RachelB

by The Best Micah on Jul 15, 2008 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

there were no embarrassing moments for our guys

and they had half the SB’s in the game. All in all a good night for the Rangers.

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 15, 2008 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Young robbed of scoring teh winning run

die sizemore.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 15, 2008 11:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Evan for MVP!

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Jul 15, 2008 11:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Longoria can win the MVP hands down here

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 15, 2008 11:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Longoria's gonna end it.

Obvious choice for MVP.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 15, 2008 11:02 PM CDT reply actions  

How weak will it be

if the winning run is walked in

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 15, 2008 11:03 PM CDT reply actions  

on the plus side

kinsler could still get a walkoff if the game keeps going.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 15, 2008 11:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Holy Balls

is he gonna get out of this?

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 15, 2008 11:03 PM CDT reply actions  

What the hell?

Are they seriously going to load the bases with nobody out and not score?

by jamcadbury on Jul 15, 2008 11:03 PM CDT reply actions  

This is like

An April Rangers game

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"How about Hurley?" - Me
"Not my first choice...but I wouldn't look away." - RachelB

by The Best Micah on Jul 15, 2008 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hope NL gets out of the inning.

I feel really bad for Uggla. I rather us win it in the bottem on next inning with a HR.

by Coolbean04 on Jul 15, 2008 11:03 PM CDT reply actions  

I felt bad for him too

that has to make him feel a little better

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 15, 2008 11:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep

I have always kind of liked him since he came out of nowhere and became a pretty damn good player.

by uthornfan on Jul 15, 2008 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tejada

what a freaking throw

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 15, 2008 11:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Holy Crap....what a play

and what an escape from that jam

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 15, 2008 11:04 PM CDT reply actions  

very beastly.

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Jul 15, 2008 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

welp.....we're off to the 11th

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jul 15, 2008 11:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Kinsler walkoff is back on.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 15, 2008 11:04 PM CDT reply actions  

+1

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"How about Hurley?" - Me
"Not my first choice...but I wouldn't look away." - RachelB

by The Best Micah on Jul 15, 2008 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOo

HOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Jul 15, 2008 11:04 PM CDT reply actions  

rooting for the AL

but this is why I love baseball… that was an exciting inning…

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 15, 2008 11:05 PM CDT reply actions  

good lord!

enough with the overly sentimental/historic Outro music.

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 15, 2008 11:05 PM CDT reply actions  

That just happened

Heh.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Stuff-You-Need-Brett-Favre-action-figure-bench?urn=nfl,93739

by BudLight on Jul 15, 2008 11:05 PM CDT reply actions  

HOLY CRAP

Francona totally deserves this his pitching staff is SHOT! I think, Soria and Kazmir aren’t available are they?

by blueballlefty on Jul 15, 2008 11:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Kazmir supposedly isn't

but Soria is still good to go, I think…

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 15, 2008 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Stupid using KRod and Rivera the way he did...

should have used Rivera in the 9th and KRod in the 10th.

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by rangers85 on Jul 15, 2008 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

you had to use K-Rod with the season he's had

and you had to get Rivera in after the first out in the 9th in case the AL got a DP and then a walk-off win…

There wasn’t really any other way it could have gone

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 15, 2008 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

you are to be blamed

for that hit

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 15, 2008 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Somebody's baking brownies

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Jul 15, 2008 11:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ugh.

I work for a newspaper, and everyone here is so pissed at this. EFI: Extra F’n Innings.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 15, 2008 11:08 PM CDT reply actions  

except less active

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 15, 2008 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

okay

maybe he’s worried someone will get hurt?

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Jul 15, 2008 11:09 PM CDT reply actions  

This just in....

Francona has been asking his pitchers to do something that they shouldn’t be asked to do.

by Sky Hook on Jul 15, 2008 11:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Fondle him?

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by rangers85 on Jul 15, 2008 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

that made me chuckle

ouch, damn you…

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 15, 2008 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

DP here

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"How about Hurley?" - Me
"Not my first choice...but I wouldn't look away." - RachelB

by The Best Micah on Jul 15, 2008 11:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Kansas City vs. Washington

Epic battle.

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Jul 15, 2008 11:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Selig now...

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by rangers85 on Jul 15, 2008 11:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Looks like Mr. Buttermaker

from the Bad News Bears (except wearing a suit)

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Jul 15, 2008 11:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

Corey Hart’s at bat music: Sunglasses @ night

by Sky Hook on Jul 15, 2008 11:11 PM CDT reply actions  

OMG

How have I just noticed that Corey Hart walks to the plate to “Sunglasses at Night”?

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"How about Hurley?" - Me
"Not my first choice...but I wouldn't look away." - RachelB

by The Best Micah on Jul 15, 2008 11:11 PM CDT reply actions  

yes, lets go with a HR contest.

longest homerun in 3 swings wins.

advantage: AL

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 15, 2008 11:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Automatic to Josh

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by rangers85 on Jul 15, 2008 11:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

i was thinking about this

....perfect solution in the HR derby for the finals is to divide the first 2 round totals by 2 for each player. That way it gives the 2nd place player a chance and won’t penalize the guy in the lead that much either.

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Jul 15, 2008 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

C'mon Kins!

End this thing!

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"How about Hurley?" - Me
"Not my first choice...but I wouldn't look away." - RachelB

by The Best Micah on Jul 15, 2008 11:13 PM CDT reply actions  

excellent

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Jul 15, 2008 11:13 PM CDT reply actions  

KINS! KINS! KINS!

LET’S GO KINSLER!

LET THE PICS FLY!

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 15, 2008 11:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Sparkle Motion Time!

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by rangers85 on Jul 15, 2008 11:14 PM CDT reply actions  

here

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Jul 15, 2008 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Me...

which means I have to leave the apt by 7:20

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by rangers85 on Jul 15, 2008 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

but...

I typically don’t go to bed til about midnight or later each night anyways

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by rangers85 on Jul 15, 2008 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Try 7

CST

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"How about Hurley?" - Me
"Not my first choice...but I wouldn't look away." - RachelB

by The Best Micah on Jul 15, 2008 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

of course

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Jul 15, 2008 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't usually wake up until 8:15 or so

But then, I work for myself, and live 15 minutes from the office, no less…

by Adam J. Morris on Jul 15, 2008 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't have to be back to work

until Aug 24th…

and I work from home, so I’m good…

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by WhipSmart on Jul 15, 2008 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kins 1-3

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"Not my first choice...but I wouldn't look away." - RachelB

by The Best Micah on Jul 15, 2008 11:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Base Hit

That’ll do Kins, That’ll do

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 15, 2008 11:16 PM CDT reply actions  

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 15, 2008 11:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Here we GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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by rangers85 on Jul 15, 2008 11:16 PM CDT reply actions  

thank you

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 15, 2008 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

not a walk off

but Kinsler is going to end up at second base very quickly

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 15, 2008 11:16 PM CDT reply actions  

he's about to steal 2nd, 3rd

and maybe just home

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Jul 15, 2008 11:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Dog Picture?

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 15, 2008 11:16 PM CDT reply actions  

all right now

get him home or die

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"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Jul 15, 2008 11:16 PM CDT reply actions  

C'mon Navarro

You owe us now

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"Not my first choice...but I wouldn't look away." - RachelB

by The Best Micah on Jul 15, 2008 11:16 PM CDT reply actions  

MY wil drive in Kinsler

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 15, 2008 11:17 PM CDT reply actions  

That would be legen ...

...wait for it

dary

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"Not my first choice...but I wouldn't look away." - RachelB

by The Best Micah on Jul 15, 2008 11:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

I see you shiver with antici....

...

pation

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by WhipSmart on Jul 15, 2008 11:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

now, Kins steals 2nd... then third...

then the squeeze play to win the game and the MVP

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by WhipSmart on Jul 15, 2008 11:17 PM CDT reply actions  

McCarver...

dumbass just woke up

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by rangers85 on Jul 15, 2008 11:17 PM CDT reply actions  

I know it's a lame question

But has there been a team with 3 different All-Stars getting a SB?

by ericeric on Jul 15, 2008 11:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Why Sac here?

why not steal 2nd and then sac to third?

by blueballlefty on Jul 15, 2008 11:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Alicea!!

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Jul 15, 2008 11:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Damnit...

beat up the ump Kins!

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by rangers85 on Jul 15, 2008 11:18 PM CDT reply actions  

BULL SHIT!!!

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 15, 2008 11:18 PM CDT reply actions  

dammit!

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Jul 15, 2008 11:18 PM CDT reply actions  

He was there

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 15, 2008 11:18 PM CDT reply actions  

That ump blows

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 15, 2008 11:18 PM CDT reply actions  

cheater!

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 15, 2008 11:19 PM CDT reply actions  

crappity crap crap on a crap cracker

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 15, 2008 11:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh, good

This time, it counts…

But, you know, not enough to actually get the managers to manage the game like it is a real game.

by Adam J. Morris on Jul 15, 2008 11:19 PM CDT reply actions  

lol

he was not even tagged. love it

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Jul 15, 2008 11:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Tag never made...

screw you ump! That would have been the 4th Ranger steal today

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by rangers85 on Jul 15, 2008 11:19 PM CDT reply actions  

No Tag

The Texas Rangers rounded the bases at a dizzying pace

by fsujon on Jul 15, 2008 11:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Awful Call

Selig will have his ass when this ends in a tie

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 15, 2008 11:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Instant Replay!

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 15, 2008 11:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Crap

Never tagged him

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"How about Hurley?" - Me
"Not my first choice...but I wouldn't look away." - RachelB

by The Best Micah on Jul 15, 2008 11:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Tom Hallion?

F**king blind idiot

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jul 15, 2008 11:19 PM CDT reply actions  

I just checked the umps list....

just to make sure that wasn’t Tim Cheater out there at 2nd.

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by rangers85 on Jul 15, 2008 11:19 PM CDT reply actions  

I think it was last year....

But yeah, I remember the idiot…

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jul 15, 2008 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Okay

So the umps blow a call in a game that might conceivably end in a tie, given what’s currently transpiring.

That’s true idiocy.

by jamcadbury on Jul 15, 2008 11:20 PM CDT reply actions  

well...

...if Kins makes it to 2nd… JD Drew might be the MVP right now…

now, it’s up to Mikey…

by oc on Jul 15, 2008 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Drew got this MVP

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Jul 15, 2008 11:20 PM CDT reply actions  

If Kinsler's call would have been correct

The game would be over right now

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"Not my first choice...but I wouldn't look away." - RachelB

by The Best Micah on Jul 15, 2008 11:20 PM CDT reply actions  

let's end this right now, MY

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 15, 2008 11:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Come on FOTF!

End this game!

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by rangers85 on Jul 15, 2008 11:20 PM CDT reply actions  

MY...MY...MY...MY

Walk it off, Walk it off

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 15, 2008 11:20 PM CDT reply actions  

SHUT UP JOE

just SHUT UP

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Jul 15, 2008 11:20 PM CDT reply actions  

That scores Kinsler

if not for the phantom tag

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 15, 2008 11:20 PM CDT reply actions  

MY has a chance

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"How about Hurley?" - Me
"Not my first choice...but I wouldn't look away." - RachelB

by The Best Micah on Jul 15, 2008 11:20 PM CDT reply actions  

come on MY

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Jul 15, 2008 11:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Let's steal the All-Star weekend!

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 15, 2008 11:21 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm putting in the call

GIDP.

I want this game to go to the 15th.

by Adam J. Morris on Jul 15, 2008 11:21 PM CDT reply actions  

hahahah evil

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 15, 2008 11:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

FOTF! FOTF!

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 15, 2008 11:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck me!!!!!!!!!!11

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 15, 2008 11:22 PM CDT reply actions  

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

You slow ass slow poke ass hole slow ass

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 15, 2008 11:22 PM CDT reply actions  

oh shit....

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jul 15, 2008 11:22 PM CDT reply actions  

woo hooo!!

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Jul 15, 2008 11:22 PM CDT reply actions  

F'n A

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by rangers85 on Jul 15, 2008 11:22 PM CDT reply actions  

oh my god

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Jul 15, 2008 11:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Crap crap crap

I thought I had free breakfast.

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"How about Hurley?" - Me
"Not my first choice...but I wouldn't look away." - RachelB

by The Best Micah on Jul 15, 2008 11:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Slow bastard

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 15, 2008 11:22 PM CDT reply actions  

WHOA!

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 15, 2008 11:22 PM CDT reply actions  

2 no tags

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Jul 15, 2008 11:23 PM CDT reply actions  

fuck, he was totally safe

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Jul 15, 2008 11:23 PM CDT reply actions  

That ain't fair!

MY was gonna be MVP

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 15, 2008 11:23 PM CDT reply actions  

doubt i t

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Jul 15, 2008 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

WHAT AN AMAZING PLAY!!!

Oh wait, Martin was an idiot and never laid the tag on him before he slid into home plate. Oh well, lets call him out just like Kinsler.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 15, 2008 11:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Maybe they should have told the umpire crew

that “this time it counts”

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 15, 2008 11:23 PM CDT reply actions  

youk looks like a troll there

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Jul 15, 2008 11:23 PM CDT reply actions  

INstant replay anyone?

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 15, 2008 11:24 PM CDT reply actions  

I do kind of want to see

Selig lying down in the fetal position

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 15, 2008 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

why the bloody hell is damn near everyone in that dugout sitting down?

it’s extra innings, it’s the All-Star game and you’re sitting on your ass like it doesn’t matter…

that irritates me…

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 15, 2008 11:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Especially when...

THIS TIME IT COUNTS!

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by rangers85 on Jul 15, 2008 11:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

MY is so money btw

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 15, 2008 11:24 PM CDT reply actions  

This is getting ridiculous with the blown calls...

doesn’t Selig want this to end now?

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by rangers85 on Jul 15, 2008 11:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Awesome!

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Jul 15, 2008 11:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Obviously, not an "all-star ump crew

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jul 15, 2008 11:24 PM CDT reply actions  

he was safe!

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 15, 2008 11:24 PM CDT reply actions  

a tough angle

for the ump i suppose on the navarro play

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 15, 2008 11:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

This blows.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 15, 2008 11:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Aren't the 3rd threads supposed to be lucky?

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Jul 15, 2008 11:26 PM CDT reply actions  

It is!

Free Baseball you cant beat that can you?

by blueballlefty on Jul 15, 2008 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Selig wants instant replay

so he told the umps to screw up the close calls…

only rational explanation.

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 15, 2008 11:26 PM CDT reply actions  

nah in interviews

Selig said he doesn’t even want it but understands it is probably necessary…said if they implement it, it will only be for HR calls.

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 15, 2008 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

yes, I know

but I’m rambling… don’t stop me when I’m on a roll…

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 15, 2008 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

MY should have been the All Star Game MVP Again

If not for those Shitty paid off fuckin scum bag umpires and that slow ass catcher running, what a rigged up game, MLB wants an NL win thats for sure

by TRFAN on Jul 15, 2008 11:26 PM CDT reply actions  

Regardless.

Michael Young was super clutch, and nobody can deny that.

Except those, like me, who think that clutch doesn’t exist.

Still. Clutch.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 15, 2008 11:26 PM CDT reply actions  

ha

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 15, 2008 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

You're logic makes perfect sense

Go Davis!!!!

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 15, 2008 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

okay

Joe Buck said they would have liked to PR for Navarro if they had extra bench players. But, let’s say you do that. Who catches if they don’t score that inning?

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Jul 15, 2008 11:26 PM CDT reply actions  

There was nobody on the bench so it is irrelevant

he would have had to of done it with someone on the bench obviously

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 15, 2008 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

not the point

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Jul 15, 2008 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Catchers can re-enter games...

apparently if need be in all star game. Does that mean we can bring back Mauer if Navarro fakes an injury?

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by rangers85 on Jul 15, 2008 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

really?

crazy

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 15, 2008 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kinsler

MVP

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 15, 2008 11:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Safe

Kinsler was. Navarro was. What a mess.

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

by Ed Coffin on Jul 15, 2008 11:27 PM CDT reply actions  

Isn't it way past your bedtime?

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Jul 15, 2008 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ed?

Isn’t it past your bed time?

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 15, 2008 11:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

No

I’m not often down before 3.

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

by Ed Coffin on Jul 15, 2008 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pinstripe Alley

was glad Kins got thrown out so JD Drew wasnt the Hero!

by blueballlefty on Jul 15, 2008 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL
Halos Heaven… still gay.

Totally classic oc.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 15, 2008 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

So MY should have scored the winning run bases loaded, no out

Then Kinsler would have scored the winner on Drew’s hit but the 2nd Base ump blew the call

The MY would have had the GW hit but Navarro is a fat slob and slow and they missed another call (much tougher one though)

Good finish by the Rangers regardless

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 15, 2008 11:28 PM CDT reply actions  

man, we did it again and it was robbed.

kinsler safe at 2nd. navarro safe at home on MY walkoff.

if kinsler is called safe, he beats the throw and a ranger knocks in a ranger to end the game.

booooooooooooooooooo.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 15, 2008 11:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Texas Rangers win All-Star games

Dioner Navarro is a slow POS whether he was safe or not.

It’s so odd that it’s always a Ranger coming up with the winning hits in ASG’s.

by cmkelly29 on Jul 15, 2008 11:28 PM CDT reply actions  

not really...

our all-stars usually aren’t starters so they play at the end of the game.

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 15, 2008 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kinsler wasn't late

the throw was just casually tossed to the bag… it’s like Buck has never watched a baseball game before

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by WhipSmart on Jul 15, 2008 11:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Well, according to Joe...

...he doesn’t watch baseball anymore.

by Adam J. Morris on Jul 15, 2008 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, Buck...

That was Kinsler’s fault.

Whatever.

by Adam J. Morris on Jul 15, 2008 11:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Buck = Tool

No matter the sport….

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jul 15, 2008 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

he wants more position players

that’s what is on his mind.

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Jul 15, 2008 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

WHY

play that?

Every pitch thrown to Josh Hamilton is recorded as an E1. -- clark

by knockoutking on Jul 15, 2008 11:30 PM CDT reply actions  

let that shit go foul

eom

Every pitch thrown to Josh Hamilton is recorded as an E1. -- clark

by knockoutking on Jul 15, 2008 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

time for another DP!

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 15, 2008 11:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Talk about redemption for Uggla...

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 15, 2008 11:30 PM CDT reply actions  

CWS
Buck and McCarver
LAA

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"Not my first choice...but I wouldn't look away." - RachelB

by The Best Micah on Jul 15, 2008 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gotta go

1. CWS
2. Buck
3. LAA

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 15, 2008 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hmm...

1. Anything with Joe Morgan
2. Buck & McDooDoo
3. CWS
4. LAA

Miller and Buck by themselves are pretty good, but man, their partners make me want to hurl…

by jerenkrantz on Jul 15, 2008 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jul 16, 2008 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

Today we spell redemption; D-A-N

Maybe…he has a shot at least

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 15, 2008 11:31 PM CDT reply actions  

5 minutes ago you said you did...

make up your mind!

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 15, 2008 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Selig just figured

“What are the chances that happens again…”

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 15, 2008 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

so Selig = moron

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 15, 2008 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

question

how did hamilton do?

Every pitch thrown to Josh Hamilton is recorded as an E1. -- clark

by knockoutking on Jul 15, 2008 11:32 PM CDT reply actions  

1-3 i think with a single up the middle

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 15, 2008 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

and have have

mike young + kinsler + bradley?

Every pitch thrown to Josh Hamilton is recorded as an E1. -- clark

by knockoutking on Jul 15, 2008 11:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

MY

almost just won the game with an up the middle double but Navarro was thrown out at home…even though he was really safe.

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 15, 2008 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

single, SB

was an inspiration to a nation… that’s about it.

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 15, 2008 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

By the way, regarding Tom Hallion

He’s one of the guys who screwed us on June 28th, 2006 in San Francisco.

Said Jamey that night:

“That was a disgusting, pathetic, sickening display of umpiring incompetence that I would expect to have consequences of some sort, if I didn’t have exactly zero faith that the league had any freakin’ clue on how to handle it.

I hope JD didn’t have a television feed in Oklahoma City. As furious as I am, I can’t imagine what he must feel like.

I’m not going to sleep well tonight.

Tonight’s home plate "ump" (Larry Young) and tomorrow night’s home plate excuse (Tom Hallion), who are basically bulletproof and not held accountable for their pathetic ineptitude, will probably sleep like babies.

What a disgrace.”

by jamcadbury on Jul 15, 2008 11:32 PM CDT reply actions  

ah, I remember that jackass

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jul 15, 2008 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did someone say I was a dumbass? I couldn't hear you.

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by rangers85 on Jul 15, 2008 11:32 PM CDT reply actions  

that was sick nasty

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Jul 15, 2008 11:32 PM CDT reply actions  

He totally could

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 15, 2008 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

YEAH!

And cures cancer!

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 15, 2008 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

kinsler downloads at speeds 5X faster than the iPhone 3G

by TXRangersFan on Jul 15, 2008 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kinsler's tears cure brain tumors. Too bad he's never cried.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 15, 2008 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Poor Uggla

He and Navarro fighting it out for LVP with Uggla the leader in the clubhouse

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 15, 2008 11:32 PM CDT reply actions  

Navarro

did catch a runner stealing

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 15, 2008 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Uggla is definitely in the lead

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 15, 2008 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

WHY

pull soria when all you have left is sherrill and kazmir?

what are they gonna do? have position players pitch?

Every pitch thrown to Josh Hamilton is recorded as an E1. -- clark

by knockoutking on Jul 15, 2008 11:33 PM CDT reply actions  

I guess his idea is

Well, Kazmir’s got to go the distance.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 15, 2008 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kazmir is barely available

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 15, 2008 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

when did he pitch last?

eom

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by knockoutking on Jul 15, 2008 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

sunday

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"How about Hurley?" - Me
"Not my first choice...but I wouldn't look away." - RachelB

by The Best Micah on Jul 15, 2008 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sunday

He threw 104 pitches on Sunday.

by uthornfan on Jul 15, 2008 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

bring hamilton in

fuck the rules

Every pitch thrown to Josh Hamilton is recorded as an E1. -- clark

by knockoutking on Jul 15, 2008 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

plus

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Jul 15, 2008 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kaz is not coming in

at all.

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Jul 15, 2008 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Joe Buck would get all over your ass for that comment

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 15, 2008 11:34 PM CDT reply actions  

I was wondering that myself....

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jul 15, 2008 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Do former Rangers have the same All-Star touch as current ones?

We shall see

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 15, 2008 11:36 PM CDT reply actions  

NOPE!!

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 15, 2008 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ed

why don’t you get to bed until 3?

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 15, 2008 11:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Kazmir

is probably lonely in the bullpen all by himself.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 15, 2008 11:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Joe Girardi is back there

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 15, 2008 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Was he catching? I can't remember if he was warming guys up. Was he?

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 15, 2008 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ugh...

Padres tan uniform sucks ass.

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by rangers85 on Jul 15, 2008 11:36 PM CDT reply actions  

They should go camo all day every day

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 15, 2008 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, I was a fan at first...

and a fan of the dusty Giants whites… However, SD’s look terrible now.

by cmkelly29 on Jul 15, 2008 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Arod

did he and Jeter already leave the dugout?

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Jul 15, 2008 11:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Probably...

ARod has a hot date with Madonna that he didn’t want to miss his dinner reservatin.

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by rangers85 on Jul 15, 2008 11:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Madonna old in age

wanted to get to dinner before the early bird special ended.

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 15, 2008 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol forgot

that sherrill used to be a damn good LOOGY

Every pitch thrown to Josh Hamilton is recorded as an E1. -- clark

by knockoutking on Jul 15, 2008 11:37 PM CDT reply actions  

I wanna know what Ed Coffin does

until 3 am in the morning.

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 15, 2008 11:38 PM CDT reply actions  

takes trips to the bathroom to pee ;- )

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 15, 2008 11:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

By the way...

I’m very disappointed in the 4 people who voted “yes” in the poll.

by Adam J. Morris on Jul 15, 2008 11:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Here!

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 15, 2008 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's missing an option

“depends. are my children insufferable brats?”

by RachelB on Jul 15, 2008 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

You might be disappointed

their kids will be scarred for life

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 15, 2008 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

This is so epic

Fans of the contenders are tearing their hair out as we speak.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Stuff-You-Need-Brett-Favre-action-figure-bench?urn=nfl,93739

by BudLight on Jul 15, 2008 11:39 PM CDT reply actions  

There are no "contenders"...only the Texas Rangers

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 15, 2008 11:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

you can't make THIS ONE COUNT

and then have the managers try to squeeze everyone in in 9 innings. That’s why this is going to be a mess if it goes on much longer.

If you’re not a starter, you may not play, depending on what happens in the game. You can’t have it both ways. You can’t have it be an exhibition and count at the same time…

The MLB All-star game is the only all-star event that I enjoy anymore and that means something, even if didn’t COUNT and was just an exhibition. Having it end in a tie AGAIN would turn it into a joke and it would piss me off.

I’m dopes up on Lortab and worked up over the game, so I apologize if this doesn’t make any sense…

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 15, 2008 11:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh holy crap

I hate COLLEGE STATION CABLE! Eff you suddenlink and fox!

Eff you fox for leaving Mo’s entrance!
Eff you Suddenlink for always sucking at FoxHD broadcasts!
Eff you Suddenlink for giving me 10 seconds of black screen during commercials, and then decide to make up for it by jacking with the game feed!

I feel slightly better….

by GhettoBear04 on Jul 15, 2008 11:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Uggla poor bastard

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 15, 2008 11:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Joe Buck...

...is counting the days until he can go back to doing football.

by Adam J. Morris on Jul 15, 2008 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Aren't we all?

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 15, 2008 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

another question

why NOT walk sizemore?

Every pitch thrown to Josh Hamilton is recorded as an E1. -- clark

by knockoutking on Jul 15, 2008 11:41 PM CDT reply actions  

I think everyone just wants to go home...

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 15, 2008 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

not if your managing evidently

fucking idiots

Every pitch thrown to Josh Hamilton is recorded as an E1. -- clark

by knockoutking on Jul 15, 2008 11:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Agree.

Or at least walk Longoria.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 15, 2008 11:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well Hurdle is ready to go home

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 15, 2008 11:41 PM CDT reply actions  

I don't care who wins.

Nate McClouth is the MVP. No doubt.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 15, 2008 11:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Longoria will end it here....

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 15, 2008 11:42 PM CDT reply actions  

First nice play by Martin tonight...

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 15, 2008 11:42 PM CDT reply actions  

christian guzman

remember when he got absolutely blasted and sucked?

...o yea.

Every pitch thrown to Josh Hamilton is recorded as an E1. -- clark

by knockoutking on Jul 15, 2008 11:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Why arnt they walking him to set up the double play?

and let kinsler win it of course.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 15, 2008 11:42 PM CDT reply actions  

waslk morneau?

damn they almost threw that ball away.

Every pitch thrown to Josh Hamilton is recorded as an E1. -- clark

by knockoutking on Jul 15, 2008 11:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Walk Morneau to get to Kinsler????

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 15, 2008 11:43 PM CDT reply actions  

You're about to regret this

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 15, 2008 11:43 PM CDT reply actions  

KINS!!!!

OMG!

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 15, 2008 11:43 PM CDT reply actions  

Kinsler has a chance!!!

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"Not my first choice...but I wouldn't look away." - RachelB

by The Best Micah on Jul 15, 2008 11:43 PM CDT reply actions  

This just in....

Russel Martin performs illusions in his spare time

by Sky Hook on Jul 15, 2008 11:44 PM CDT reply actions  

this is gonna be awesome.

eom.

Every pitch thrown to Josh Hamilton is recorded as an E1. -- clark

by knockoutking on Jul 15, 2008 11:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Squeeze...

"The path you choose, you also choose its destination..."

by pro82 on Jul 15, 2008 11:44 PM CDT reply actions  

One more time...

Sic the fence!

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by rangers85 on Jul 15, 2008 11:44 PM CDT reply actions  

WOW

lol

Every pitch thrown to Josh Hamilton is recorded as an E1. -- clark

by knockoutking on Jul 15, 2008 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

come on Kins, lets get this puppy over...

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jul 15, 2008 11:44 PM CDT reply actions  

HERE WE GO

Walk off HR and he will steal second

somehow

believe

by TXRangersFan on Jul 15, 2008 11:44 PM CDT reply actions  

KINS! KINS! KINS!

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 15, 2008 11:44 PM CDT reply actions  

ric flair!

!!!

Every pitch thrown to Josh Hamilton is recorded as an E1. -- clark

by knockoutking on Jul 15, 2008 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

drunk...

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jul 15, 2008 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

He'll hit a ball then

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 15, 2008 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

He wants the glory

he’ll swing at a ball!

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 15, 2008 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

hurdle

is sleepy

Every pitch thrown to Josh Hamilton is recorded as an E1. -- clark

by knockoutking on Jul 15, 2008 11:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Kinsler

not clutch like MY

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 15, 2008 11:45 PM CDT reply actions  

DAMMIT IAN

I still love you

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 15, 2008 11:45 PM CDT reply actions  

shitfire

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Jul 15, 2008 11:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Haha Selig

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 15, 2008 11:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Kinsler fail.

I had the victory post ready to go.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 15, 2008 11:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Guzman is so smooth.

COok is a beast. He should not be in there anymore…

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Jul 15, 2008 11:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Guzman

I would kill to have a player with range and D-skills like that on the left side.

by phina on Jul 15, 2008 11:46 PM CDT reply actions  

your joking right?

eom

Every pitch thrown to Josh Hamilton is recorded as an E1. -- clark

by knockoutking on Jul 15, 2008 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Jul 15, 2008 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Selig at a young age...

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by rangers85 on Jul 15, 2008 11:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Selig's trying not to sneeze?

that’s just silly….

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 15, 2008 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

this is Classic and Selig looks like a whipped little puppy

although a Kinsler HR would have been great

by blueballlefty on Jul 15, 2008 11:46 PM CDT reply actions  

cook

always been solid

hes a pretty good story himself…

Every pitch thrown to Josh Hamilton is recorded as an E1. -- clark

by knockoutking on Jul 15, 2008 11:47 PM CDT reply actions  

My suggestion

The A.L. should bring that 71 year old guy who threw for Hamilton in the home run derby to pitch the 15th.

by Adam J. Morris on Jul 15, 2008 11:47 PM CDT reply actions  

i want them to bring in a position player

make the pitcher play OF

Every pitch thrown to Josh Hamilton is recorded as an E1. -- clark

by knockoutking on Jul 15, 2008 11:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

can you imagine sherrill playing RF? lol

Every pitch thrown to Josh Hamilton is recorded as an E1. -- clark

by knockoutking on Jul 15, 2008 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

haaaaaaaa

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 15, 2008 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd hit that

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 15, 2008 11:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think he's probably tired from last night...

but not a bad idea. Maybe Jose Canseco is available.

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 15, 2008 11:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

peyton looks angry

eom

Every pitch thrown to Josh Hamilton is recorded as an E1. -- clark

by knockoutking on Jul 15, 2008 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's pretty damn random

even for you

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 15, 2008 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

umm

what?????

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Jul 15, 2008 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Let it be known that Adam...

posted the non-game related picture to all you picture haters out there.

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by rangers85 on Jul 15, 2008 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

It is the ASG

Doesn’t count. This isn’t a real game.

by Adam J. Morris on Jul 15, 2008 11:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

agreed

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 15, 2008 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

but

THIS TIME IT COUNTS..!!

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 15, 2008 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Excuses excuses...

you’re just happy to not be last place in the boardie league anymore.

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by rangers85 on Jul 15, 2008 11:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

marmol is a beast.

!

Every pitch thrown to Josh Hamilton is recorded as an E1. -- clark

by knockoutking on Jul 15, 2008 11:50 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm one upping AJM

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 15, 2008 11:50 PM CDT reply actions  

One up that...

Reverse bestiality…

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by rangers85 on Jul 15, 2008 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm too tired to do anything but post Selig pictures

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 15, 2008 11:51 PM CDT reply actions  

A question

What is the over/under on number of hours miles has spent searching for the hacked Miley Cyrus pics online?

by Adam J. Morris on Jul 15, 2008 11:51 PM CDT reply actions  

300.5

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 15, 2008 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

sheesh, I'll take the over

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by WhipSmart on Jul 15, 2008 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would imagine he is the one that hacked them...

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 15, 2008 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

15 seconds

If its Miley Cyrus, it wouldn’t take a monkey longer than that to find them

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 15, 2008 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

the what?

Every pitch thrown to Josh Hamilton is recorded as an E1. -- clark

by knockoutking on Jul 15, 2008 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Miley Cyrus

Someone hacked into her cellphone and got various photos of her in various states of undress. They are supposedly trying to sell them.

by Adam J. Morris on Jul 15, 2008 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Isn't it more likely that MIles was the one who hacked into her phone?

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 15, 2008 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Probably...

after he’d called her on the phone so much that she rejected his calls.

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by rangers85 on Jul 15, 2008 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

What a loser to even have those pics on her cell

moron…

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 15, 2008 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wouldn't be surprised...

if her publicist didn’t leak them herself. I think Miley is ready to break the good girl act.

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by rangers85 on Jul 15, 2008 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

How stupid are you

that you still have that stuff around after you’ve been caught like 5 times with bad pics before and were just in a “scandal” over a photoshoot you did. The girl is dumb as hell to still have evidence of any of those type of pictures lying around.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 15, 2008 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

well, that was simple

took me like 5 seconds. just google it and bam.

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Jul 15, 2008 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

That hasn't stopped miles before, has it?

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by rangers85 on Jul 16, 2008 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

no

I think they are just highly suggestive poses

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 16, 2008 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

You missed the non-glorious news...

Miley Cyrus nude pics leaked that were hacked from her cell phone

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by rangers85 on Jul 15, 2008 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

haha

yes i did

idiots.

if its on your phone
if its on your myspace
if its on the internet

it can be hacked

Every pitch thrown to Josh Hamilton is recorded as an E1. -- clark

by knockoutking on Jul 15, 2008 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

what happend now?

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Jul 15, 2008 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

question

what happens when kazmir reaches that “set limit”

Every pitch thrown to Josh Hamilton is recorded as an E1. -- clark

by knockoutking on Jul 15, 2008 11:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Bud Selig Fails at life?

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 15, 2008 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

The AL forefeits

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 15, 2008 11:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

i say hamilton throws a few.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 15, 2008 11:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Last time a Ranger did that...

Jose Canseco needed tommy john

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 15, 2008 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would hunt down Terry Francona.

And I know a few other people on this board that would come with me.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 15, 2008 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Post of the night.

+ Hamilton.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 15, 2008 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 15, 2008 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

SCORE DAMN YOU!!

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 15, 2008 11:54 PM CDT reply actions  

umm

wonder why hes in oakland? lol

Every pitch thrown to Josh Hamilton is recorded as an E1. -- clark

by knockoutking on Jul 15, 2008 11:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

he's bailed already

He doesn’t want to be anywhere near the riots

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 15, 2008 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Exactly...

it’s only 10pm there!

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by rangers85 on Jul 15, 2008 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Have they shown Hurdle on TV

when he’s not chawing down on gum?

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Jul 15, 2008 11:54 PM CDT reply actions  

If it was Wash

he’d be surrounded by a mountain of sunflower seed shells.

He needs his nicotine. I’ve never seen a man light up a cig as fast as he did upon exiting a California hotel.

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by The Best Micah on Jul 15, 2008 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

AJM

May I request a new threat, please?

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 15, 2008 11:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Thread.

Not threat. This ain’t Colbert.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 15, 2008 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

global warming

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 15, 2008 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

You know what I miss?

Anthrax threats. Remember when we were all freaked out about anthrax?

by Adam J. Morris on Jul 15, 2008 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah crazy times

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 15, 2008 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

I went to ACU (in Abilene) for 3 years

and they shut down campus for a day for an anthrax threat. They had HazMat teams and decontamination showers on campus by the Admin building

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 15, 2008 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

You mean that white powder

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 15, 2008 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

albanian terrorist

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 15, 2008 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

I already voted.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 15, 2008 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

edit it

may bump it back to the top?

Every pitch thrown to Josh Hamilton is recorded as an E1. -- clark

by knockoutking on Jul 15, 2008 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

more african killer bees

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 15, 2008 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

BEARS!

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by rangers85 on Jul 15, 2008 11:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 15, 2008 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

god-less killing machines

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by WhipSmart on Jul 15, 2008 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Seriously

Family Guy is about as funny as brettgardner.

by Adam J. Morris on Jul 15, 2008 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haha

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 15, 2008 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

and what do you prefer?

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 15, 2008 11:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

I really just enjoy the short clips

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 15, 2008 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ajayem loves him some Simpsons

And I did, as well, at one point.. but one can’t deny the genius that is Fam Guy forever.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Stuff-You-Need-Brett-Favre-action-figure-bench?urn=nfl,93739

by BudLight on Jul 15, 2008 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

futurama!

Every pitch thrown to Josh Hamilton is recorded as an E1. -- clark

by knockoutking on Jul 16, 2008 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

Futurama is awesome

Even if it veered too much into “Fry luvs Leela” at the end.

My wife just got me “The Beast With a Billion Backs” for Father’s Day. I need to watch it.

by Adam J. Morris on Jul 16, 2008 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

"Do Shut Up"

Britain’s longest running sitcom, about a bunch of soccer hooligans. If they aren’t having a go with the birds, they’re having a row with the wankers.

by Adam J. Morris on Jul 16, 2008 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

If they aren’t having a go with the birds, they’re having a row with the wankers.

hahaha nice.

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 16, 2008 12:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

Butt

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 15, 2008 11:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

-Doyle King-

Mmmmmmm… hmmmm!

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Stuff-You-Need-Brett-Favre-action-figure-bench?urn=nfl,93739

by BudLight on Jul 15, 2008 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

We do need to go out for drinks

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 15, 2008 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

This thread needs more pics

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 15, 2008 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 16, 2008 12:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yanks = Douches...

painting their dirt field in the new stadium?

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by rangers85 on Jul 15, 2008 11:58 PM CDT reply actions  

I thought rolling around with Madonna would do that....

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jul 16, 2008 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

Carlos Marmolade

That’s right…he’s Marmolade!

by Adam J. Morris on Jul 15, 2008 11:58 PM CDT reply actions  

BOOOO!

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 15, 2008 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Diseased goats would have been funnier

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 15, 2008 11:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

New Yankee Stadium

now 63% larger and with 42% more smugness and 88% more prima donnas

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 15, 2008 11:59 PM CDT reply actions  

JD Drew

Putting in the call. It ends here.

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Jul 15, 2008 11:59 PM CDT reply actions  

You can tell everyone is getting tired and horny...

with the flux of Erin Andrews pics

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by rangers85 on Jul 15, 2008 11:59 PM CDT reply actions  

why not

embrace the Andrews pics

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 16, 2008 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

Poor Uggla

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by The Best Micah on Jul 16, 2008 12:00 AM CDT reply actions  

uggla

give him LVP!

Every pitch thrown to Josh Hamilton is recorded as an E1. -- clark

by knockoutking on Jul 16, 2008 12:00 AM CDT reply actions  

Someone give Dan Uggla a hug

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 16, 2008 12:00 AM CDT reply actions  

For no other sake but for MY

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 16, 2008 12:00 AM CDT reply actions  

that was not hit fault

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Jul 16, 2008 12:00 AM CDT reply actions  

Ummm

Yes it was.

The ball wasn’t a shot, have some quick hands.

by ericeric on Jul 16, 2008 12:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

wrong

again

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Jul 16, 2008 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

Uggla

trying his best to make the AL win

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 16, 2008 12:01 AM CDT reply actions  

MY - range = Uggla.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 16, 2008 12:01 AM CDT reply actions  

FOTF!!

what are you guys still doing up? MY will end it…putting in the call

by Ryan1700 on Jul 16, 2008 12:01 AM CDT reply actions  

Young

walk-off…PLEASE!!!!

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 16, 2008 12:02 AM CDT reply actions  

Please, FOTF.

Please.

I’ll give you ten Ric Flairs if you hit a game-winning double.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 16, 2008 12:02 AM CDT reply actions  

are these

all of the All Stars that have spent time in the Rangers organization? Just curious.

Ephesians 1:3-10

by kwellborn on Jul 16, 2008 12:02 AM CDT reply actions  

Erin

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 16, 2008 12:02 AM CDT reply actions  

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 16, 2008 12:04 AM CDT up reply actions  

*vomit*

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jul 16, 2008 8:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

Erin

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 16, 2008 12:02 AM CDT reply actions  

Carlos Marmol

He looks like a young Mariano Rivera, with a little Wes Littleton mixed in.

by Adam J. Morris on Jul 16, 2008 12:02 AM CDT reply actions  

he just owned FOTF

Every pitch thrown to Josh Hamilton is recorded as an E1. -- clark

by knockoutking on Jul 16, 2008 12:03 AM CDT up reply actions  

MY...

hit earlier but Navarro is about as fast as my grandma

by Ryan1700 on Jul 16, 2008 12:02 AM CDT reply actions  

MY you fail

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 16, 2008 12:03 AM CDT reply actions  

WTFFOTF?

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 16, 2008 12:03 AM CDT reply actions  

Just to make it easy for everyone...

http://images.google.com/images?q=Erin+Andrews&ie=UTF-8&oe=utf-8&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a&um=1&sa=X&oi=image_result_group&resnum=1&ct=title

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by rangers85 on Jul 16, 2008 12:03 AM CDT reply actions  

Bud Selig lookalike

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 16, 2008 12:04 AM CDT reply actions  

This thread is dieing...

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 16, 2008 12:04 AM CDT reply actions  

it is indeed time for a new one

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 16, 2008 12:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

hahaha

google ‘Josh Hamilton Texas’ and click on images.

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Jul 16, 2008 12:04 AM CDT reply actions  

my my Josh

what nice jugs you have

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 16, 2008 12:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yup...

saw that a couple weeks ago when i was looking for a pic of him in Texas uniform to make a Hamilton pic.

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by rangers85 on Jul 16, 2008 12:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

And you didn't use it

because…

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 16, 2008 12:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

I didn't end up making the Hamilton pic...

no image sparked my mind to make one and the eyes kept leading back to that magical pic that was unlike the others.

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by rangers85 on Jul 16, 2008 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

Did Joe Buck

just say good speed wit J.D. Drew “da man” at second?

by Ryan1700 on Jul 16, 2008 12:05 AM CDT reply actions  

End it...someone....anyone

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 16, 2008 12:05 AM CDT reply actions  

hahahahahah

REC CITY!

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 16, 2008 12:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

hoooray!

this is fabulous. Kazmir stopped throwing—I think there’s a chance this game is over RIGHT NOW.

by alon91 on Jul 16, 2008 12:06 AM CDT reply actions  

okay...

I have to get up in 5 hours.

I’m out.

by RachelB on Jul 16, 2008 12:06 AM CDT reply actions  

This is awesome.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Stuff-You-Need-Brett-Favre-action-figure-bench?urn=nfl,93739

by BudLight on Jul 16, 2008 12:06 AM CDT reply actions  

In Yankee Stadium

can it really end in a tie?

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 16, 2008 12:06 AM CDT reply actions  

wait...

this is in Yankees stadium?

Isn’t this the last year for that stadium or something? I thought I remembered hearing something about that earlier…

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by WhipSmart on Jul 16, 2008 12:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

Erin is pissed

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 16, 2008 12:07 AM CDT reply actions  

x

Erin Andrews has large breasts.

by alon91 on Jul 16, 2008 12:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

They're real and they're spectacular!

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 16, 2008 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

that's a really lousy picture of her

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by WhipSmart on Jul 16, 2008 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

because she's pissed

she doesn’t have her usual twinkle in her eyes

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 16, 2008 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 16, 2008 12:07 AM CDT reply actions   1 recs

I thought that was gone

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by rangers85 on Jul 16, 2008 12:08 AM CDT reply actions  

Me too

I thought McLouth was the MVP

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by The Best Micah on Jul 16, 2008 12:08 AM CDT up reply actions  

Holy crap! that was so close

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 16, 2008 12:08 AM CDT reply actions  

Babe Ruth blew that back in!!!

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 16, 2008 12:08 AM CDT reply actions  

dangit...JD should have bumped it over the fence

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 16, 2008 12:08 AM CDT reply actions  

how do you make pics smaller?

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 16, 2008 12:08 AM CDT reply actions  

just post it...

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 16, 2008 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

x

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 16, 2008 12:09 AM CDT reply actions  

Who is on new thread duty?

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 16, 2008 12:09 AM CDT reply actions  

AJM won't allow it.

Trust me, I asked.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 16, 2008 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

alright then

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 16, 2008 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

AJM doesn't want one on the main page cause of his precious poll

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 16, 2008 12:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

so just leave it in the fanpost section

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 16, 2008 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

My precious...

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by rangers85 on Jul 16, 2008 12:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

Has anyone seen a pitcher put their back to the hitter that far

since Hideo Nomo?

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 16, 2008 12:09 AM CDT reply actions  

This thread needs some Melissa Stark

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Jul 16, 2008 12:10 AM CDT reply actions  

CLUTCH!

NICE!

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 16, 2008 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

+10

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jul 16, 2008 8:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm losing my will to stay awake for this

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by The Best Micah on Jul 16, 2008 12:10 AM CDT reply actions  

I'm losing interest fast...

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by rangers85 on Jul 16, 2008 12:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ha ha

Would be nice. But we’d have to go into the 15th for me to have a shot at that…Kinsler is down the line

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"Not my first choice...but I wouldn't look away." - RachelB

by The Best Micah on Jul 16, 2008 12:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

Cindy Brunson

the new chick on Sportscenter

She has a pretty face

by cmkelly29 on Jul 16, 2008 12:11 AM CDT reply actions  

Brad Penny's GF Eliza Dushku

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 16, 2008 12:12 AM CDT reply actions  

aww

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Jul 16, 2008 12:12 AM CDT reply actions  

Gift for all...

Google Search for Hot Chicks

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by rangers85 on Jul 16, 2008 12:12 AM CDT reply actions  

Ummm

Make sure Safe Search is set to “on” before you click on that.

by Adam J. Morris on Jul 16, 2008 12:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

Regulating 24/7

Don’t mess with the LSB po po.

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 16, 2008 12:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

lol

I guess I’m not the only one that doesn’t have safe search on

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 16, 2008 12:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

That's your dirty mind...

if you don’t ahve it on. I have it set as on on my computer.

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by rangers85 on Jul 16, 2008 12:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm turning safesearch back on...

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Stuff-You-Need-Brett-Favre-action-figure-bench?urn=nfl,93739

by BudLight on Jul 16, 2008 12:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

this is all part of the rangers strategy

rangers rely on offense, offense is unaffected by long game.
rest of the al relies on pitching, destroys themselves in all star game.

kinsler could have ended it at will.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 16, 2008 12:12 AM CDT reply actions  

Joe Mauer's GF

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 16, 2008 12:13 AM CDT reply actions  

winner winner chicken dinner

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 16, 2008 12:13 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ex-gf?

I think they broke up

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"How about Hurley?" - Me
"Not my first choice...but I wouldn't look away." - RachelB

by The Best Micah on Jul 16, 2008 12:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

nice job Joe....

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jul 16, 2008 8:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

well if we're just posting pics of hot chicks

then I’ll trump you all:

and there’s even a sports connection. She’s a friend of Baron Davis. So there.

by alon91 on Jul 16, 2008 12:13 AM CDT reply actions  

Once Again...Marissa Miller trumps all

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 16, 2008 12:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

Agreed.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Stuff-You-Need-Brett-Favre-action-figure-bench?urn=nfl,93739

by BudLight on Jul 16, 2008 12:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

Commercial Erin Andrews

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 16, 2008 12:13 AM CDT reply actions  

she needs to eat

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Jul 16, 2008 12:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

nasty

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 16, 2008 12:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

Is that Rachel Bilson?

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 16, 2008 12:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Overrated.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Stuff-You-Need-Brett-Favre-action-figure-bench?urn=nfl,93739

by BudLight on Jul 16, 2008 12:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

Used to be hot as hell

see OC season 1…Peaked too early, she’s nasty now.

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 16, 2008 12:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

This is the game that never ends

it just goes on and on my friends.
Some people started playing it not knowing what it was
and now they’re still stuck playing it forever just because
This is the game that never ends
it just goes on and on my friends.
Some people started playing it not knowing what it was
and now they’re still stuck playing it forever just because
This is the game that never ends
it just goes on and on my friends.
Some people started playing it not knowing what it was
and now they’re still stuck playing it forever just because
This is the game that never ends
it just goes on and on my friends.
Some people started playing it not knowing what it was
and now they’re still stuck playing it forever just because
This is the game that never ends

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by WhipSmart on Jul 16, 2008 12:14 AM CDT reply actions  

Haha Webb is in

Arizona cannot be pleased.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Stuff-You-Need-Brett-Favre-action-figure-bench?urn=nfl,93739

by BudLight on Jul 16, 2008 12:15 AM CDT reply actions  

Tim tebow's GF

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by Agreen07 on Jul 16, 2008 12:15 AM CDT reply actions  

Those are some serious cans.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Stuff-You-Need-Brett-Favre-action-figure-bench?urn=nfl,93739

by BudLight on Jul 16, 2008 12:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

what the eff??

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Jul 16, 2008 12:16 AM CDT up reply actions  

At least we know she is safe in the water

those are some serious flotation devices…poor girl hasn’t been able to jog in years

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 16, 2008 12:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

whenever I see pics like this

I’m reminded of a scene in Fletch…

“Look at her! Could you love someone who looks like that?”
“No… 5-10 minutes tops..”

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by WhipSmart on Jul 16, 2008 12:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

nice.....

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jul 16, 2008 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mmmmm

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by rangers85 on Jul 16, 2008 12:16 AM CDT reply actions  

she's hot, but more in a cute way.....

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by Captain Fubar on Jul 16, 2008 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Romo should've stuck with that

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by BudLight on Jul 16, 2008 12:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

yeah, at least he'd have interesting conversation....

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jul 16, 2008 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

who is that?

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 16, 2008 12:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

Sophia Bush

Brooke Davis on “One Tree Hill”

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"How about Hurley?" - Me
"Not my first choice...but I wouldn't look away." - RachelB

by The Best Micah on Jul 16, 2008 12:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

Isn't that show on CW?

I think that’s why I’ve never seen a single minute of it

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 16, 2008 12:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

Sophia Bush

Funny, wasn’t even the hottest girl in her sorority.

She’s nice though.

by ericeric on Jul 16, 2008 12:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ahh, Sorostitutes

I miss college

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 16, 2008 12:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

+1

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jul 16, 2008 8:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

ummmm, I WIN

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Jul 16, 2008 12:17 AM CDT reply actions  

Heroes awesomness

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 16, 2008 12:17 AM CDT reply actions  

Very Hot

Is she legal?

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 16, 2008 12:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

yep

And I can’t wait for season 3 either. I want to see some serious ass kicking this season

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 16, 2008 12:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

Season 2 = letdown

But Villains is going to be awesome.

I want to see some Petrelli ass-whoop

by cmkelly29 on Jul 16, 2008 12:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yup she's 19...

she has been around hollywood a while at this point. Was the little girl in Remember the Titans

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by rangers85 on Jul 16, 2008 12:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

also did that Tim Allen movie with the Tick/Puddy

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 16, 2008 12:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think she was

When the show first started,which made things sort of weird for most of the viewers (not myself… I was 17…)
But at this point you’re free to gawk at her licking the Stanley Cup.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Stuff-You-Need-Brett-Favre-action-figure-bench?urn=nfl,93739

by BudLight on Jul 16, 2008 12:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

I knew she was close either way

And it is weird because I distinctly remember her in Remember the Titans

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 16, 2008 12:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

I like the pics

but this thread is getting too slow. Can we get another thread if it goes to the 15th inning?

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by txranger7 on Jul 16, 2008 12:17 AM CDT reply actions  

its about to be called a tie

don’t worry

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 16, 2008 12:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

ROFL 15!!!!

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Stuff-You-Need-Brett-Favre-action-figure-bench?urn=nfl,93739

by BudLight on Jul 16, 2008 12:18 AM CDT reply actions  

And here comes Kaz

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Stuff-You-Need-Brett-Favre-action-figure-bench?urn=nfl,93739

by BudLight on Jul 16, 2008 12:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

micah..

we need to start stockpiling pics of hot guys for the next time a gamethread is reduced to this..

by RachelB on Jul 16, 2008 12:18 AM CDT reply actions  

I was just thinking that

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"How about Hurley?" - Me
"Not my first choice...but I wouldn't look away." - RachelB

by The Best Micah on Jul 16, 2008 12:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

you girls are free to join in the fun

All you need is google image search

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 16, 2008 12:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

and Safe Search turned on

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Jul 16, 2008 12:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

Or off...

whatever floats your boat

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by rangers85 on Jul 16, 2008 12:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

Here Rachel

Can you guess who this is…

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"How about Hurley?" - Me
"Not my first choice...but I wouldn't look away." - RachelB

by The Best Micah on Jul 16, 2008 12:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

You Know...

This is the kinda game that makes people hate baseball….There are non-fans out there right now saying “We took steroids away from these guys why? Now they can’t hit, give them a needle and end this thing!’ “Let Bonds hit”!

by Ryan1700 on Jul 16, 2008 12:19 AM CDT reply actions  

i don't know why someone hasn't already ended this with a walkoff HR

as we saw last night, home runs are easy in yankee stadium… :-)

by RachelB on Jul 16, 2008 12:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

that one is good just how it is

heh :D

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 16, 2008 12:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

the other girl in that movie

was hotter.

Every pitch thrown to Josh Hamilton is recorded as an E1. -- clark

by knockoutking on Jul 16, 2008 12:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

Another thing Letterman did not ask Selig...

“Do you like little girls?”

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by rangers85 on Jul 16, 2008 12:21 AM CDT reply actions  

AJM SPEAKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 16, 2008 12:22 AM CDT reply actions  

Beast

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Jul 16, 2008 12:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

8-ball

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by WhipSmart on Jul 16, 2008 12:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

wow

i can’t believe Kazmir is out there

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Jul 16, 2008 12:22 AM CDT reply actions  

Rays gotta be pissed!

I am glad we have no good pitchers…our will all be well rested. Then they will pitch 2 1/3 innings and give up 8 runs

by Ryan1700 on Jul 16, 2008 12:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

excellent

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Jul 16, 2008 12:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

+1

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jul 16, 2008 9:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

She likes your new avatar, OC

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by txranger7 on Jul 16, 2008 12:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

Tan SD uniforms still suck

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by rangers85 on Jul 16, 2008 12:23 AM CDT reply actions  

Webb pitching is fair to Arizona?

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by rangers85 on Jul 16, 2008 12:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

that's not fair either

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Jul 16, 2008 12:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

gemma is hotter

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Jul 16, 2008 12:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

Isn't she one of the new Bond girls?

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jul 16, 2008 8:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

no

that’s gemma areterton.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 16, 2008 5:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's almost mesmorizing

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by rangers85 on Jul 16, 2008 12:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

almost?

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 16, 2008 12:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

Expand the rosters?

We already did that…seems to not have worked

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by rangers85 on Jul 16, 2008 12:25 AM CDT reply actions  

Any guesses at Kazmir's pitch count?

Was just talking with Jamey and he believes this ends in a tie if the AL runs out of pitchers. Is that correct?

by jamcadbury on Jul 16, 2008 12:25 AM CDT reply actions  

I think it's probably somewhere around 25-30 pitches...

What’s a normal between starts bullpen outting?

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by rangers85 on Jul 16, 2008 12:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

you would have to guess that was it

if he goes out for another inning they may have to end it mid-inning

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 16, 2008 12:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ha ha

Yeah…he’s now played 10 innings

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"How about Hurley?" - Me
"Not my first choice...but I wouldn't look away." - RachelB

by The Best Micah on Jul 16, 2008 12:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

P.S.

Did you see the pic I posted above?

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"How about Hurley?" - Me
"Not my first choice...but I wouldn't look away." - RachelB

by The Best Micah on Jul 16, 2008 12:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

It's a former Ranger

I’ll give you that hint, to start

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"How about Hurley?" - Me
"Not my first choice...but I wouldn't look away." - RachelB

by The Best Micah on Jul 16, 2008 12:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

Nope

More recent than that.

Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"How about Hurley?" - Me
"Not my first choice...but I wouldn't look away." - RachelB

by The Best Micah on Jul 16, 2008 12:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

This game

Clearly not fun anymore. Too late to keep teasing.

His last name rhymes with Chicks.

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"How about Hurley?" - Me
"Not my first choice...but I wouldn't look away." - RachelB

by The Best Micah on Jul 16, 2008 12:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

Laynce Nix

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"How about Hurley?" - Me
"Not my first choice...but I wouldn't look away." - RachelB

by The Best Micah on Jul 16, 2008 12:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

ah

i’ve only been paying attention to the rangers since 2007

may not have ever gotten it…

by RachelB on Jul 16, 2008 12:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ooh...

Shame.

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"How about Hurley?" - Me
"Not my first choice...but I wouldn't look away." - RachelB

by The Best Micah on Jul 16, 2008 12:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ghetto MS Paint

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by Agreen07 on Jul 16, 2008 12:27 AM CDT reply actions  

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 16, 2008 12:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

hot chick

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by WhipSmart on Jul 16, 2008 12:27 AM CDT reply actions  

Bud Selig

how incompetent do you have to be to have this happen again?

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 16, 2008 12:27 AM CDT reply actions  

Exactly...

after 2002, I can’t believe they haven’t come up with an official tie breaker.

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by rangers85 on Jul 16, 2008 12:28 AM CDT up reply actions  

Wait!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Holy crap..If they have a tie how do they decide home-field advantage?

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 16, 2008 12:28 AM CDT reply actions  

A very very very exciting...

COIN FLIP!

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by rangers85 on Jul 16, 2008 12:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

they call off the World Series...

THIS ONE COUNTS..!!

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by WhipSmart on Jul 16, 2008 12:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

fewest errors!

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by txranger7 on Jul 16, 2008 12:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

They should actually just do like every other sport

and have the best record matter, instead of this screwball method…..

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jul 16, 2008 1:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

Tim McCarver's joke fell flat on it's face...

“How appropriate, a new batter”

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by rangers85 on Jul 16, 2008 12:29 AM CDT reply actions  

McCarver is about as funny as a stale piece of bread....

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jul 16, 2008 8:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

That can't be good for your arm

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 16, 2008 12:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

That wouldn't work

The pitchers would have already cooled down and probably been iced down. That would be horrible for their arm to have to heat it back up again.

by uthornfan on Jul 16, 2008 12:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

Bud Selig

I heard him today on Mike & the Mad Dog…saying how baseball is doing so well right now and his job is to make sure no obstacles come up…umm.

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 16, 2008 12:29 AM CDT reply actions  

Obviously his job isn't goign well then

since I see a new obstacle

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by rangers85 on Jul 16, 2008 12:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

Kinsler's on deck

Yay.

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"How about Hurley?" - Me
"Not my first choice...but I wouldn't look away." - RachelB

by The Best Micah on Jul 16, 2008 12:29 AM CDT reply actions  

Let's be thankful - At least this is in an American League park

No pitchers are batting.

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Jul 16, 2008 12:29 AM CDT reply actions  

that should be a permanent rule for this game.....

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jul 16, 2008 2:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pitchers are the issue...

It’s not hitters, it’s pitchers that are the problem…

by jerenkrantz on Jul 16, 2008 12:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

weak

Ian is going to bunt here.

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Jul 16, 2008 12:30 AM CDT reply actions  

not bunting this time

GO IAN GO

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 16, 2008 12:30 AM CDT reply actions  

Vaya a infierno senor Selig

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by rangers85 on Jul 16, 2008 12:31 AM CDT reply actions  

wow

Francona is not bad.

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Jul 16, 2008 12:31 AM CDT reply actions  

Come on Ludwick...

remember you suck, why don’t you show it and let that skip past you to the wall?

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by rangers85 on Jul 16, 2008 12:31 AM CDT reply actions  

Damnit I had a great graphic

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by Agreen07 on Jul 16, 2008 12:32 AM CDT reply actions  

that's obviously not it...

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 16, 2008 12:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

You twist the cap...

Oh no it says “Try again, drink more coke”

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by rangers85 on Jul 16, 2008 12:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

damn

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by WhipSmart on Jul 16, 2008 12:32 AM CDT reply actions  

well a lot can be said of this game

but there has been some incredible defense played tonight.

by alon91 on Jul 16, 2008 12:32 AM CDT reply actions  

5 errors in 15 innings...incredible

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Jul 16, 2008 12:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

Errors

Uggla- 3
Utley- 1
Navarro- 1

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 16, 2008 12:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

take away NL second baseman and it's only 1 error

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 16, 2008 12:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

OK, that's it.

Good night, folks.

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Stuff-You-Need-Brett-Favre-action-figure-bench?urn=nfl,93739

by BudLight on Jul 16, 2008 12:32 AM CDT reply actions  

slumpbuster!

lol

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by knockoutking on Jul 16, 2008 12:33 AM CDT reply actions  

Francona checking his watch...

he must have a hot date with a NY call girl later

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by rangers85 on Jul 16, 2008 12:35 AM CDT reply actions  

Hittin the town with Spitzer

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 16, 2008 12:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

Young

GW sac fly

Drew gets the MVP

by phina on Jul 16, 2008 12:36 AM CDT reply actions  

MY....MY.....MY....MY

walk it off, walk it off

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 16, 2008 12:36 AM CDT reply actions  

DO THIS MIKE!!!

"We're showing a lot of character, clawing our way through games. We're playing as a team." - SS Michael Young

by HaegerChamp on Jul 16, 2008 12:36 AM CDT reply actions  

I see this in my future...

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 16, 2008 12:37 AM CDT reply actions  

no joke

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 16, 2008 12:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYY

Rangers do it again

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 16, 2008 12:37 AM CDT reply actions  

Good enough!!!

whew!

"We're showing a lot of character, clawing our way through games. We're playing as a team." - SS Michael Young

by HaegerChamp on Jul 16, 2008 12:37 AM CDT reply actions  

MY does it again

not as exciting, but it’ll work…

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by WhipSmart on Jul 16, 2008 12:37 AM CDT reply actions  

zzz

after my at bat its talk tomy gf then bed

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by knockoutking on Jul 16, 2008 12:37 AM CDT reply actions  

FOTF!!!

Game winning sac fly!!!! Young gets it done again. And Selig no longer has to crap himself

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 16, 2008 12:37 AM CDT reply actions  

he probably did anyway just out of tradition

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by WhipSmart on Jul 16, 2008 12:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

It counts.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 16, 2008 12:37 AM CDT reply actions  

It's over

And I get free breakfast. Ha ha

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"Not my first choice...but I wouldn't look away." - RachelB

by The Best Micah on Jul 16, 2008 12:38 AM CDT reply actions  

wooooohoooo

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by Captain Fubar on Jul 16, 2008 12:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

Does MY win MVP/

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 16, 2008 12:38 AM CDT reply actions  

Drew

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 16, 2008 12:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

even though MY really won it twice

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 16, 2008 12:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

highly unlikely

JD Drew probably…

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by WhipSmart on Jul 16, 2008 12:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think...

the ump would have called him out if the throw was there. The game was over when that ball was hit.

"We're showing a lot of character, clawing our way through games. We're playing as a team." - SS Michael Young

by HaegerChamp on Jul 16, 2008 12:38 AM CDT reply actions  

WOOOOOOO!






"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 16, 2008 12:39 AM CDT reply actions  

That's a lot...

of Ric Flair!

"We're showing a lot of character, clawing our way through games. We're playing as a team." - SS Michael Young

by HaegerChamp on Jul 16, 2008 12:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

Appropriate amount!

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 16, 2008 12:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

there is no such thing as too much Flair....

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jul 16, 2008 8:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

ummm

it would have been over a long time ago with replays

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 16, 2008 12:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yup try the 11th inning

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by rangers85 on Jul 16, 2008 12:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

+1

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jul 16, 2008 8:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

And now Boston gets home field in the World Series!

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 16, 2008 12:40 AM CDT reply actions  

I have to be up at 6

I’m debating just staying up

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by The Best Micah on Jul 16, 2008 12:40 AM CDT reply actions  

DO IT!

POUR SOME ‘TUSSIN ON IT!

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 16, 2008 12:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

no it's too early for that

i’m gonna get my 4 hours of sleep

starting very soon

good night all!

by RachelB on Jul 16, 2008 12:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

you're nuts!!!

"We're showing a lot of character, clawing our way through games. We're playing as a team." - SS Michael Young

by HaegerChamp on Jul 16, 2008 12:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

same

bed looks good right now

by Sky Hook on Jul 16, 2008 12:41 AM CDT reply actions  

so that's what sports bras are for...

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 16, 2008 12:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm surprised she doesn't have black eyes from those things and bouncing around like that....

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jul 16, 2008 8:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

I bet if MY had gotten a hit he would win MVP

but because it was a sac fly it is up for debate

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 16, 2008 12:41 AM CDT reply actions  

And my co-worker's text message

“I walked in just in time to see the end. Fuck Michael Young.” Ha ha ha

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by The Best Micah on Jul 16, 2008 12:41 AM CDT reply actions  

theres no way JD dew isnt the mvp

if only MY’s hit in the 10th or whenever had the runner called safe, then he might of.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 16, 2008 12:42 AM CDT reply actions  

Yeah it's bs

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 16, 2008 12:43 AM CDT reply actions  

The AL would be noplace without the Texas Rangers

TEXAS POWER WINS AGAIN!!!!

I admit, Drew should get MVP though.

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by LSJ on Jul 16, 2008 12:43 AM CDT reply actions  

Where's that Angels Again dude?

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by txranger7 on Jul 16, 2008 12:44 AM CDT reply actions  

Telling another board about how much their team sucks.

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by rangers85 on Jul 16, 2008 12:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

that blows

fuck the red sox

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by Gdawg on Jul 16, 2008 12:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

Eh

At least it’s not Pedroia.

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by The Best Micah on Jul 16, 2008 12:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

+1

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jul 16, 2008 2:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe if MY had won the game 3 times he would have gotten it

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 16, 2008 12:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

right call

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Jul 16, 2008 12:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

So....

Rangers get a bye into the world series now and get home field advantage. That’s how this works, right…...right?

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by rangers85 on Jul 16, 2008 12:47 AM CDT reply actions  

oh, espn

You reely know how to say it:

(from the front page of espn.com)

“The American League won the longest All-Star Game in MLB history, as Michael Young’s sacrafice fly in the 15th inning beat the NL 4-3 in a game that saw every pitcher and position player play.”

I have an irrational hatred of spelling errors on espn’s website.

by naropean on Jul 16, 2008 12:47 AM CDT reply actions  

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 16, 2008 12:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

WTF

John Mayer working for espn now

by Sky Hook on Jul 16, 2008 12:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

yet another reason to hate ESPN :)

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jul 16, 2008 9:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

Ed Peper = Awkward

"We're showing a lot of character, clawing our way through games. We're playing as a team." - SS Michael Young

by HaegerChamp on Jul 16, 2008 12:47 AM CDT reply actions  

Is Drew really wearing a Red Sox uniform?

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by rangers85 on Jul 16, 2008 12:48 AM CDT reply actions  

no

something must be wrong with your television

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by WhipSmart on Jul 16, 2008 12:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

nite kids

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 16, 2008 12:49 AM CDT reply actions  

almost 6 hours of FOX

Was worth every second though, except when Jay Buck and McCarver were talking

by Sky Hook on Jul 16, 2008 12:51 AM CDT reply actions  

the mute button was quite handy tonight...

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jul 16, 2008 12:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

West coast

Hey, the game ended before 11 here. Can catch up on some email…..ah, another reason why the east coast sucks.

by GregoryM on Jul 16, 2008 12:53 AM CDT reply actions  

I'll make a contribution

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 16, 2008 12:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

post 958

Kudos….this post is dedicated to Derek Jeter who congratulated Michael Young right after his game winning sacrifice fly.

Tomorrow my hatred of you resumes…

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Jul 16, 2008 1:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

and I thought the BrooksOnSports guy was obsessive about her :)

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jul 16, 2008 1:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think so....

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jul 16, 2008 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Damn

I’ve been over at my Dad’s house watching the game with him… I’ve missed some true awesomeness in the game threads, haven’t I? I just re-read this entire one, and ya’ll outdid yourselves.

Big giant +1 to the whole board here.

A Lonestar in California

"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart

by LSJ on Jul 16, 2008 1:00 AM CDT reply actions  

I just scrolled down without stopping and here is what I came up with:

Blah, blah, blah, Ric Flair, blah, blah, Sic ‘Em Ian, blah, blah, Ric Flair, Ric Flair, Sic ‘Em Ian, Ric Flair, Bud Selig, blah, blah, blah, Baby, Bud Selig, blah, blah, ?Peyton Manning?, blah, Bear Sex, blah, blah, Bud Selig, blah, Erin Andrews, Star Trek, blah, Bud Selig, blah, blah, Erin Andrews, Hot Girl, Hot Girl, Hot Girl, Hot Girl, YODA, Hot Girl, Hot Girl, blah, blah, Mortal Kombat, Turkey, blah, blah, Michael Young, blah, blah, Ric Flair, Ric Flair, Ric Flair, RIc Flair, blah, blah, blah, Erin Andrews…......Goodnight!!

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 16, 2008 1:12 AM CDT up reply actions  

that sounds like an accurate assessment.....

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jul 16, 2008 8:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

But that's what makes it awesome

So much diversity.

A Lonestar in California

"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart

by LSJ on Jul 16, 2008 8:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

Excellent night, guys.

And I’m proud to say that the thread I started will probably be the most commented forever. Woot. And Goodnight.

Oh, and…

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 16, 2008 1:16 AM CDT reply actions  

Kruk

“To me JD Drew is the MVP of this game and he won the award. But George Sherrill is the mvp of the game”

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 16, 2008 1:19 AM CDT reply actions  

Yeah, there ya go Kruk....

The Yogi-isms without the charm of Yogi himself….

What a frackin’ tool….

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jul 16, 2008 1:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

Jeez.

That is Joe Morgan bad.

by coolaid on Jul 16, 2008 1:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

You know, if you where the Prez

You’d be on Letterman’s “Great moments in Presidential speeches” tonight.

But since you’re not, I’m just going to have to make that my new signature instead.

A Lonestar in California

"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart

by LSJ on Jul 16, 2008 9:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

where?

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Jul 16, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Filler

1K beckons!

http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Stuff-You-Need-Brett-Favre-action-figure-bench?urn=nfl,93739

by BudLight on Jul 16, 2008 7:49 AM CDT reply actions  

Joey Hamilton and Milton Bradely

It’s good to see that AP editors pay close attention to the spelling of Texas Rangers players’ names.

http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=ap-baseballtoday&prov=ap&type=lgns

“The previous mark belonged to the AL, which swiped five in a 13-8 victory in 1998, at Coors Field. Texas’ Milton Bradely, Ian Kinsler and Joey Hamilton, the Yankees’ Derek Jeter, Cleveland’s Grady Sizemore and Boston’s J.D. Drew each had one swipe.”

by Motiak on Jul 16, 2008 9:17 AM CDT reply actions  

Joey Hamilton? Yeesh.....

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jul 16, 2008 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

That was seriously an absurd thread.

And we’re getting to 1k, goddamnit.

With Flair leading the way.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 16, 2008 12:57 PM CDT reply actions  

I quit keeping up with the thread about midnight last night....

and after coming back this morning and finishing up the reading…...ya’ll are an insane bunch of people on here.

........and I’m proud to be associated.

"GO RANGERS!!!" - bspate

by b.pate on Jul 16, 2008 2:27 PM CDT reply actions  

What I think is hilarious

is that if it weren’t for Bud Selig, this thread never gets to 1000 posts.

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by Gdawg on Jul 16, 2008 5:36 PM CDT reply actions  

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