Today's poll question

by Adam J. Morris on Jul 15, 2008 10:54 PM CDT

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Poll

Would you leave this man alone with your children for the evening/

Yes

33 votes

No

251 votes

Only if he left his "Free Candy" van at home

123 votes

407 votes | Poll has closed

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Why, Adam, why?

Baseball Time in Arlington

by jamcadbury on Jul 15, 2008 10:58 PM CDT reply actions

I think, in the 2nd half...

...the game day threads are going to have a “Rally Selig.”

by Adam J. Morris on Jul 15, 2008 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions

rally skeletor

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Jul 16, 2008 6:51 AM CDT up reply actions

I like the candy! yummy

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 15, 2008 11:21 PM CDT reply actions

by ericeric on Jul 15, 2008 11:27 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs

priceless

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Jul 15, 2008 11:39 PM CDT up reply actions

by philkid3 on Jul 16, 2008 12:41 AM CDT up reply actions

BEST PIC EVER

Everytime I’ve seen that pic, I’ve rec’ed it. I laugh my ass off every time

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 16, 2008 12:56 AM CDT up reply actions

George Will

with the devil eyes. We can see now he’s the real evil mastermind.

Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted.

by t ball on Jul 16, 2008 12:06 AM CDT reply actions

I was about to say...

Would you leave the man to Bud’s right alone with your children?

by Ajax68 on Jul 16, 2008 2:20 AM CDT up reply actions

Other than that picture, Will looks like the nicest, friendliest, yet quietly the smartest guy you’ll ever meet. A guy who talks to Presidents yet his eyes light up like a little kid at the thought of opening day. Obviously being around Selig will make evryone look evil and bitter.

Selig looks like he’s miserable in life, like he’s bitter that everything he ever accomplished has led him down a path to be here. He looks like an old used car salesman, which is of course what he is, and I’m pretty sure I won’t ever leave my kids with a car salesman…

If Will was the even mastermind, baseball would be in a lot better shape.

by JBImaknee on Jul 16, 2008 8:57 AM CDT up reply actions

+1

A Lonestar in California

"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart

by LSJ on Jul 16, 2008 9:14 AM CDT up reply actions

George Will

I agree, except that in his non-baseball writing he always comes off as condescending and nearly insulted by the stupidity of every other human who doesn’t agree with his ideas/politics. I think when he writes his columns he wears a scowl matching that one above. I still enjoy them, though, he’s probably the smartest person I enjoy disagreeing with.

Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted.

by t ball on Jul 16, 2008 9:21 AM CDT up reply actions