7/19/08 game day thread 2

so wait a sec

we get the evil 2nd thread now? How can it get an worse?

by laxtonto on Jul 19, 2008 8:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

perhaps its the double jinx that will jinx the losing into winning

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Jul 19, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

very captian jack sparrow of you

by laxtonto on Jul 19, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Rangers...

A Lonestar in California

Classic iorange555: "lmao too bad i watched [the all-star game] at a friends house ;[ much funer on here"

by lonestarJon on Jul 19, 2008 8:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Was it just me...

Or did Dave Kingman look tiny in that clip?

by Adam J. Morris on Jul 19, 2008 8:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Whats the cost for Andrew Miller?

by tyd3311 on Jul 19, 2008 8:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Now that he's hurt?

Who knows.

by Adam J. Morris on Jul 19, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

didnt know..

how bad?

assuming teagarden or salty is part of the deal.

by tyd3311 on Jul 19, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Miller

Supposedly out for the year with knee problems.

by Adam J. Morris on Jul 19, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

well

scratch that

by tyd3311 on Jul 19, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

ice cream flavors

are like fast food.

the worst possible thing for your health is what they come up with. and is ultimately the most popular.

blue bell – candy jar icecream?

might was well the the carl’s jr $6 dollar burger, wendy’s baconator or taco bell 4th meal

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 19, 2008 8:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Um

might was well the the carl’s jr $6 dollar burger, wendy’s baconator or taco bell 4th meal

?

by Adam J. Morris on Jul 19, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

stuff is so bad for you

yet you know it tastes so good.

and i accidently typed a “w” in front of “as well be” and consequently left out “be”.

i’m developing mental lapses lately. or something.

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 19, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Carl's Junior.....

is good.

by bdavison94 on Jul 19, 2008 11:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

So..

I left to go to the beer store and it was 6-2 I think. I get back and it’s 14-2, which obviously makes me wish I had gotten more than a six pack.

by chief on Jul 19, 2008 8:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

My wife loves Dr. Zoidberg

by Adam J. Morris on Jul 19, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think he's a better character than Bender

But just barely. I still laugh every time he scuttles away making the “woob woob woob woob” sound.

by chief on Jul 19, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Bender

My wife and I think he has a lot in common with Ben.

by Adam J. Morris on Jul 19, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

what's ben's catch phrase?

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Jul 19, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hmmmm

I’d have to think about that.

by Adam J. Morris on Jul 19, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

didn't know...

how bad?

assuming teagarden or salty is part of the deal.

by tyd3311 on Jul 19, 2008 8:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

huh?

by laxtonto on Jul 19, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I just checked my

sesame ginger pork chops (and snitched).

Did they score like 11, or something?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 19, 2008 8:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Erin Andrews; Because some Game Threads need a Pick Me Up

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 19, 2008 8:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

She's too skinny

by Adam J. Morris on Jul 19, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Are you high?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 19, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

and she has sharp knees

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Jul 19, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Then flip

her over…duh!

;)

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 19, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs

made me laugh

by bdavison94 on Jul 19, 2008 11:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Guess I will be renting a bunch of movies

over the next 2 weeks since the rangers wont likely win again until maybe a game with Oakland and thats not likely, these guys look tired or something to me, the pitching not only are they bad but they are worn the hell out. end of season please come soon….

by TRFAN on Jul 19, 2008 8:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

-1

A Lonestar in California

Classic iorange555: "lmao too bad i watched [the all-star game] at a friends house ;[ much funer on here"

by lonestarJon on Jul 19, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

well...

...we haven’t been swept in a while…

guess this was a good time for it to happen.

by oc on Jul 19, 2008 8:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

yeah she is all boobs and hair, where the butt?

by TRFAN on Jul 19, 2008 8:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Wait 'til she

hits 30…she’ll have far too much ass then, trust me,

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 19, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Kathleen Turner says...

I agree!

by Adam J. Morris on Jul 19, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

OH MY GOD....What happened to Kate...Jeez!!!

by TRFAN on Jul 19, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I soooooooooooooooooooooo

Friggin’ HATE YOU!!!!!!!!!!!

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, my eyes!

;)

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 19, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

vi wiercesowski (SP????)

is the best movie ever

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 19, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

The Jokers Sister

by TRFAN on Jul 19, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Why so overeating?

by venturafearsnolan on Jul 19, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

wait, LAA came back too?

wow. what a buzkill these 2 days have been for those who still wanted the rangers to compete. realistic and should have been expected? whatever, still a buzzkill

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Jul 19, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Hey Shep

How do you downsize images when posting them in LSB threads again?

A Lonestar in California

Classic iorange555: "lmao too bad i watched [the all-star game] at a friends house ;[ much funer on here"

by lonestarJon on Jul 19, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

after the end of the html text put in

height=XX width=XX before the “

by laxtonto on Jul 19, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Thx

A Lonestar in California

Classic iorange555: "lmao too bad i watched [the all-star game] at a friends house ;[ much funer on here"

by lonestarJon on Jul 19, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

you might have to preview it a few times to get it right

by laxtonto on Jul 19, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I can't get it to work

Nevermind, I guess.

A Lonestar in California

Classic iorange555: "lmao too bad i watched [the all-star game] at a friends house ;[ much funer on here"

by lonestarJon on Jul 19, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

wow...

waist a good frankie inning on this?

by tyd3311 on Jul 19, 2008 8:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Haha

That’s a pun, isn’t it?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 19, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Now that Chic with the Astros SSW is a Fox

by TRFAN on Jul 19, 2008 8:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I just got back from my parents' house

My mom says I have a potty mouth.

Yes, we were watching this godforsaken game.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Jul 19, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

How many times...

I’ve wanted to say that?

It’s a’ight, you be fuckin’ cool, and shit!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 19, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

My mom got divorced yesterday

Supposedly, in the last few days, my stepfather hit my stepsister in the head with a golf club, and to get back at him, she tore up all his pawn tickets.

by Adam J. Morris on Jul 19, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

holy crap.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Jul 19, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Also...my former stepfather...

He’s only 5 years older than me.

by Adam J. Morris on Jul 19, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

of COURSE that AB ends with a hit

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Jul 19, 2008 8:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Who posts the more impressive line tonight?

Martin Perez for Spokane or Derek Holland for Bakersfield

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 19, 2008 8:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

dutch

by tyd3311 on Jul 19, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Dutch

by laxtonto on Jul 19, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

but..

can they outdo tatusko

by tyd3311 on Jul 19, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Perez

because I’m a non-conformist

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 19, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

OKC link:

tvu://67813/

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 19, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think

Perez may be putting up some rough lines the rest of the way, such a challenging assignment for him

by Brett Perryman on Jul 19, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

cruz homer #29

-Wakes

by Wakes1331 on Jul 19, 2008 8:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I was just about to post that

trade him or call him up…but don’t just let him have his free agency at the end of the year

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 19, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

im thinking hell be up for somebody after the deadlline in 1 shape or another

hs another one of those guys that Daniels will move because they have built value.

That or he gets the call up because somebody else got dealt

by laxtonto on Jul 19, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Fail

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by rangers85 on Jul 19, 2008 8:40 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs

lol

now thats funnny

by tyd3311 on Jul 19, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

That's my...

“Save it for a blow out” fail pic

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Jul 19, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ever seen

the pic of a guy that got trapped between two of those?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 19, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs