7/2/08 game day thread
Texas Rangers at New York Yankees, Jul 2, 2008 6:05 PM CDT
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rangers win
5-2 and get the sweep
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NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Jul 2, 2008 5:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
damn
just noticed those redsox patches.
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NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Jul 2, 2008 5:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you're just gonna roll out there with the "5-2" prediction until it happens, eh?
by oc on Jul 2, 2008 5:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah
i’m making the call.
i think the rangers are a couple games over .500 on games i make the call.
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NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Jul 2, 2008 5:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope we're not "a couple" of games over .500
after this game.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 2, 2008 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
AN ENEMY DESERVES NO MERCY
DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT, MR. LAWRENCE?
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 2, 2008 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"gonna need a body bag!"
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NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Jul 2, 2008 5:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
actually.....
...... it’s “GET HIM A BODY BAG!!!! YEEEEEEEAHHH. HEHEHEH!!!”
Dammit I am a pathetic loser. Fail.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 2, 2008 5:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You weren't
the only one correcting him. Just the only one willing to do it on screen
by bigskinny on Jul 2, 2008 5:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
my fiancee corrected
me a few months ago on the song lyrics.
i’d go:
you’re the best (the best)
she let me know that it’s actually:
you’re the best (around)
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NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Jul 2, 2008 5:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no clue
i was like 7 when that movie came out
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NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Jul 2, 2008 5:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think i was like 9 or so
Just one of the guys on my college team had it as his walkup song ha
by booyahcaveman on Jul 2, 2008 5:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i made a great montage cd
that had that song. pretty much any cheese montage song from scarface to rocky iv is on there
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NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Jul 2, 2008 5:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Joe Esposito
how in the hell do I know that?
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 2, 2008 5:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i think your prediction is alway a ranger's win of 5-2
by phatjeremy on Jul 2, 2008 5:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you're goddamned right

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NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Jul 2, 2008 5:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lineup
I. Kinsler 2b .324
M. Young ss 287
J. Hamilton cf .308
M. Bradley rf .321
F. Catalanotto dh .278
C. Davis 1b .333
M. Ramirez c .188
B. Boggs lf .253
G. Duran 3b .198
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NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Jul 2, 2008 5:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
+1000000000000000000000.............................
and any more 0’s i can add to the end of that
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by hinduplaya on Jul 2, 2008 6:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
almost a perfect lineup
blalock-3b and salty, max at C/DH after Cat gets traded.
by phina on Jul 2, 2008 5:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
except
blalock will be either traded or be on the DL
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by hinduplaya on Jul 2, 2008 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Michael Young vs. Sidney Ponson...
how many pitches before Face gets hit-by-a-pitch?
by oc on Jul 2, 2008 5:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
well if
he hits young instead of
kinsler
hamilton
or bradley
then we can be thankful. especially because
1) bradley or hammy won’t get injured
2) it puts a runner on base for bradley or hammy
3) it doesn’t put kinsler on base for young to gidp
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NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Jul 2, 2008 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How about a little of this...

((Yeah, I was killing time today at work. It’s kinda crappy, but I had fun with it))
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 2, 2008 5:48 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
Gonna change
your signature to “3 games over 500 please”?
by booyahcaveman on Jul 2, 2008 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like the act it shows
“Crude but effective”
:)
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Jul 2, 2008 6:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wait
they’re not in the shower..
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 2, 2008 6:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh my
check out who’s (author) on the frontpage of ESPN..
"Chase Irwin: You pissed me off, I just can't remember why." - Miles.
by Longhorn on Jul 2, 2008 5:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
you mean for this article?
http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3469110
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
by txranger7 on Jul 2, 2008 5:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is for thedirkatron...
Just heard from a source that Jason Botts has made his Japanese debut for the Nippon-Ham Fighters: 2-5 with a walkoff two-run bomb
Chris Davis is a beast.
by coolaid on Jul 2, 2008 5:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
good for botts
"The rich think they are privileged so rules don't apply to them, and the poor think they're entitled and so rules don't apply to them." The rest of us are screwed.
by A.Medina on Jul 2, 2008 5:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so that means...
AAA = japanese league
by clinton33 on Jul 2, 2008 5:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope we can read the Yankees
the Ezekiel 25:17 passage, preferably while Sir Sidney is pitching
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
by txranger7 on Jul 2, 2008 5:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well we used to Ponsown opponents
Now we have to deflect the ponsownage.
Prepared to get MenBULLDOZED.
by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 2, 2008 5:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ha, corny but I like it.
"The rich think they are privileged so rules don't apply to them, and the poor think they're entitled and so rules don't apply to them." The rest of us are screwed.
by A.Medina on Jul 2, 2008 5:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And if he sucks
It can be a napping reference.
by Slaw on Jul 2, 2008 5:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
John Sterling just said
Man-doza
How about Man-Dozer?
by bigskinny on Jul 2, 2008 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUCK BRETT GARDNER.
Chris Davis is a beast.
by coolaid on Jul 2, 2008 5:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
FUCK BRETT GARDNER that BASTARD!
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 2, 2008 5:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck him sideways with a lunchbox
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 2, 2008 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Glad to be able to
pass the baton…remember…Ctrl+C & Ctrl+V
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Jul 2, 2008 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this feels like a total break-out game
the offense has been kind of dormant lately.. plus the ponson factor… i’m thinking at least 8 runs tonight
by tangiers on Jul 2, 2008 5:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I share your sentiments,
Mr. Pesci.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 2, 2008 5:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
checking in from Yankees stadium
right behind home plate 20 rows back. Were the guys in navy uniforms with rangers hats on. Got some great pics already no autographs though.
Most interesting sight so far: CJ Wilson deep in conversation with mariano Rivera.
by Brandon Worley on Jul 2, 2008 5:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he could definitely
use some tips
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NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Jul 2, 2008 5:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice update Brandon
So jealous of you right now though :)
I wonder what CJ and Mariano are discussing…
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 2, 2008 5:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just love the eastern time zone.
II Cor. 4:17-18
by TedFord on Jul 2, 2008 5:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
a lot better than that western one.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 2, 2008 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I prefer West Coast games
I’m a night person anyway, and the kids are asleep when the game comes on.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 2, 2008 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 2, 2008 6:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i wish there was a... Rangers-specific bar... in Arlington...
...kinda like Chammps in Las Colinas on a Cowboys gameday.
by oc on Jul 2, 2008 6:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
There wouldn't
be many people there.
Chris Davis is a beast.
by coolaid on Jul 2, 2008 6:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Id come
I love to drink. I love the Rangers.
by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 2, 2008 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hooters by the Ballpark...
...think there’s any beer-swilling, bar-slapping, Ranger yahoos at that joint?
by oc on Jul 2, 2008 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I went to that Hooter's the other day
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 2, 2008 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm skipping 2 Rows tonight
for the SWEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2 Rows is “Church” to me, sigh…
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Jul 2, 2008 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What about Bobby V's?
The north location was my hangout in college. Lots of Miller Lites and Buffalo Wings.
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
by txranger7 on Jul 2, 2008 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
does not suck
it just recently was bought by some new investors, big changes are coming to the V. I love it as is and try to make it up there at least once a week. The bar is always full on the weekends or if there is ever a half decent sports game going down.
by 1man5tools on Jul 2, 2008 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm talking about the North Arlington Bobby V's...
by oc on Jul 2, 2008 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I see
Come on down to Bowen its still rocking
by 1man5tools on Jul 2, 2008 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
is the one on Bowen still there
hung out there a lot in high school…
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 2, 2008 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Davis, he be moving on up....
to the east side, to a del….
NM
"Mr. Hicks, you watch, I'm going to be a leader on this team." Kinsler
by sprite on Jul 2, 2008 6:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
fuck yahoo
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/news?slug=sh-midseasongrades070108&prov=yhoo&type=lgns
The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.
by iorange555 on Jul 2, 2008 6:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that was posted on game thread last night
and it was determined that, yes, everyone hates it
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by hinduplaya on Jul 2, 2008 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah i mean...
giving an average team and average grade? wtf?
i will say that for a team that finished 75-87 to be 3 games above .500 AND playing a bunch of players in their early to mid 20’s, that should be a B- at least. especially when that’s the grade the Yankees have (actually the yanks are .500)
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NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Jul 2, 2008 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
an off day coming off sweeping the yanks would be much better
than an off day after blowing another sweep. lets goooooooooooo rangers.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 2, 2008 6:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Darn...
don’t get to use my greyhound yet.
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by rangers85 on Jul 2, 2008 6:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Have a feeling....
we’re gonna lose this one.
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by iorange555 on Jul 2, 2008 6:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that's bad mojo
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NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Jul 2, 2008 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
aren't you just a ray of sunshine...
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 2, 2008 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fuck you brett gardner
You’re off to a bad start today
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 2, 2008 6:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
this ponson guy
i hear he’s good
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NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Jul 2, 2008 6:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
did ponson
just hit 95 mph? That cant be right.
"Why do you need the stereo and the tv on?"
"Cause I like to pawrty."
by rchawk12 on Jul 2, 2008 6:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The radar gun
was off yesterday too
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 2, 2008 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm encouraged by the fact that Josh hit one to the CF fence.
II Cor. 4:17-18
by TedFord on Jul 2, 2008 6:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
hamilton home vs road
1.106 ops at home
.760 ops on road
bradley?
1.278 at home
.848 on road
kinsler
.984 home
.856 road
murphy
.753 home
.750 road
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NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Jul 2, 2008 6:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
So Murphy
is our best hitter
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 2, 2008 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
just the most consistent
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 2, 2008 6:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Huh?
how can he be the best if all of he ops’ are higher whether it be at home or on the road?
"Why do you need the stereo and the tv on?"
"Cause I like to pawrty."
by rchawk12 on Jul 2, 2008 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he's the best
if I’m just joking
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 2, 2008 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it just means
it makes no difference where he plays. either way he’s not as good as those others, so he’s not the best hitter of course. i think it shows that hamilton is great at home and average on the road. bradley is a god at home and good on the road.
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NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Jul 2, 2008 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Photoshop
Some yankee players heads on the ground in front of that badboy and you might have a winner.
by phina on Jul 2, 2008 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
I like that suggestion
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 2, 2008 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
9 pitches that inning
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 2, 2008 6:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Sweet.
More of that please, Mendoza.
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 2, 2008 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lets score some runs now.
Chris Davis is a beast.
by coolaid on Jul 2, 2008 6:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
GO CAT
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by iorange555 on Jul 2, 2008 6:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
leadoff double from Cat
I really wish he had more of a role here.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 2, 2008 6:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
+1
I like the guy a lot. I’m just not sure where he fits in future plans.
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 2, 2008 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good job by Cat
quickly getting back to second
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 2, 2008 6:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah
that’s a double-play for most players…
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 2, 2008 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ponson
lucking out so far. I give him one more inning.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 2, 2008 6:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Shit
Slightly less ponsownage that inning, but still the stench is about.
by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 2, 2008 6:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
hitting hard at least
The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.
by iorange555 on Jul 2, 2008 6:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Im 100 miles away son.
READY TO STRIKE.
by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 2, 2008 6:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i love that commercial...
"GO RANGERS!!!" - bspate
by bspate on Jul 2, 2008 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if they gve the cavemen their own show
it’s only a matter of time for Warren Wallace
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 2, 2008 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It worked last night

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 2, 2008 6:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This kid is pumpin' strikes
II Cor. 4:17-18
by TedFord on Jul 2, 2008 6:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This Sucks!
My neighbors wifi connection isn’t fast enough for me to stream tvants on this site:
atdhe.net
*Ok, it’s working now, but no sound.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Jul 2, 2008 6:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You know... you COULD actually pay for your own connection instead of stealing someone else's...
by Inkara1 on Jul 2, 2008 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh yeah, that...
I need to run down and pay my bill tomorrow. “Curse of 100% commission”
;)
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Jul 2, 2008 6:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is one big reason...
that my wifi connection not only has a key access, but it also hidden and doesn’t broadcast a signal.
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by rangers85 on Jul 2, 2008 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
My shizz
is very secure…it’s just not working right now. Now the others in my building, well…
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Jul 2, 2008 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn
so close to a DP if A-Rod doesn’t start going
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 2, 2008 6:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"See thats a joke."
Haha, Tom LAYING DOWN THE ALL-STAR SMACK.
by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 2, 2008 6:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Could we all pool our money
and buy Posada a chin?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Jul 2, 2008 6:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck.
That was not so much of a joke.
by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 2, 2008 6:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Was it just too high
in the zone?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Jul 2, 2008 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUCK BRETT GARDNER
and lets score some runs.
Chris Davis is a beast.
by coolaid on Jul 2, 2008 6:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn that Brandon Boggs...
he’s clogging up the bases for Ian.
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by rangers85 on Jul 2, 2008 6:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ian is really good.
Chris Davis is a beast.
by coolaid on Jul 2, 2008 6:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ok MY, the bases empty out was ok
but 2 on.. take vengeance on sir sidney
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 2, 2008 6:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Kinsler he is good
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 2, 2008 6:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wooooooooo my!
The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.
by iorange555 on Jul 2, 2008 6:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
w00t
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 2, 2008 6:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FOTF!!!!!!
Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside and something else will take its place. If I quit, however, it lasts forever. - Lance Armstrong
by esme on Jul 2, 2008 6:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I love me some Face
FOTF asks Ponson an interesting question. Brownie points to those that can guess it :D
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 2, 2008 6:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
im surprised kinsler couldnt score on that.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 2, 2008 6:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Come on Kins, get home too, there's a nice juicy bone on the plate

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by rangers85 on Jul 2, 2008 6:45 PM CDT reply actions 8 recs
It's the new rally photo...
for Kinsler specific.
Used 3 times, and he has 2 runs and 2 stolen bases in those 3 times.
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by rangers85 on Jul 2, 2008 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah...
I laughed at it last night. With the Rangers hat and Kins’ number 5, it gets a rec.
Well done.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 2, 2008 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Take that, Sir Sidney!

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
by WhipSmart on Jul 2, 2008 6:46 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
WOOOOOOOOOOO
The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.
by iorange555 on Jul 2, 2008 6:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
82 RBI'S just freakish
The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.
by iorange555 on Jul 2, 2008 6:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FOTF!
"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson
by ghtd36 on Jul 2, 2008 6:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Now Hamilton asks Ponson
“How’s my ass taste?”
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 2, 2008 6:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
lol
The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.
by iorange555 on Jul 2, 2008 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hammy!!!!
2 more RBI’s.
Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside and something else will take its place. If I quit, however, it lasts forever. - Lance Armstrong
by esme on Jul 2, 2008 6:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think Josh is creeping back
II Cor. 4:17-18
by TedFord on Jul 2, 2008 6:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Josh just wanted to let someone else win a TV this month
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by rangers85 on Jul 2, 2008 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
two beasticons with 82 rbi each on the year
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 2, 2008 6:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
HAMILTON.

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson
by ghtd36 on Jul 2, 2008 6:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WOO HAMMY
I am still at work but i just had to come in to say WOOO!!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by lisa w on Jul 2, 2008 6:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dats only in the mornnin.
You should be up hitting RBI’s
its dat WOO WOOOOO.
by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 2, 2008 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eh thats alright scored 3 lets hope mendoza can hold it down
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by iorange555 on Jul 2, 2008 6:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I woulda sent Josh stealin' right away...Posada is suspect, Bradley batting from the left side...instead we get a DP
II Cor. 4:17-18
by TedFord on Jul 2, 2008 6:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
tough to steal on ponson.
The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.
by iorange555 on Jul 2, 2008 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
by WhipSmart on Jul 2, 2008 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yo oc!
Can you get me a hookup on one a’ those shirts?
I want one, big time.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Jul 2, 2008 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know whether...
to laugh or feel sorry for him there
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by rangers85 on Jul 2, 2008 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
never pity tha man that takes you to the promised land…
by oc on Jul 2, 2008 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Guess Wash got his answer from Pontoon
MMMMM ass tastes gooood!
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 2, 2008 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
rec. Good job putting the Rangers logo on there.
Chris Davis is a beast.
by coolaid on Jul 2, 2008 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.
by iorange555 on Jul 2, 2008 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Somebody's been busy on photoshop
Good stuff!
"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart
by lonestarJon on Jul 2, 2008 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I had some downtime at work
And access to Photoshop.
I will take suggestions/requests to work on tomorrow for this weekend or next week :)
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 2, 2008 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That should actually read
Fuck you, Brett Gardner
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 2, 2008 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OMG!
I’ve started a cottage industry!
HAHAHA
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Jul 2, 2008 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So...
I punched up the computer just in time to see the rally in the top of the inning… how’s Mendoza looked so far?
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by lonestarJon on Jul 2, 2008 6:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The 'Doze...
...smiling after giving up that hit…
...kid’s confident…
by oc on Jul 2, 2008 6:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
NOOOOOOOOOOOO KIIIIIIIIINS
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 2, 2008 6:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn
No AS Game for you!!!
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 2, 2008 6:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Shit.
That’s a tailor-made DP. But I can’t get mad at Kinsler…yet.
"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson
by ghtd36 on Jul 2, 2008 6:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
See if I vote for you 250 times next year, Kinsler.
"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson
by ghtd36 on Jul 2, 2008 6:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hate to break it to you, TAG
but Johnny Ramone isn’t with us anymore, may he rest in peace.
Love of God and compassion and empathy leads you to a very glorious place, and science leads you to killing people. -- Ben Stein
by Lucas on Jul 2, 2008 6:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He hung with the Ramones once
right?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Jul 2, 2008 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
That’s what they were talking about. Don’t blame him for not knowing. No reason to think he kept up with the activities of punk rockers. I bet he thinks Darby Crash is alive, too.
Love of God and compassion and empathy leads you to a very glorious place, and science leads you to killing people. -- Ben Stein
by Lucas on Jul 2, 2008 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cool
I’ve got Nadel & Rojas only tonight.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Jul 2, 2008 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's rough...
Can’t give the Yanks 4 outs in Yankee Stadium.
by Agreen07 on Jul 2, 2008 6:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dang Kinz...
That;s the first one of those in awhile, though.
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by lonestarJon on Jul 2, 2008 6:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
where was that 1-1 pitch?
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 2, 2008 6:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
same spot as the first pitch which was called a strike
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by iorange555 on Jul 2, 2008 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Right where the second one was.
Chris Davis is a beast.
by coolaid on Jul 2, 2008 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
*the first one.
Chris Davis is a beast.
by coolaid on Jul 2, 2008 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy shit, Milton.
Hose.
"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson
by ghtd36 on Jul 2, 2008 6:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy Hell!!!
I can’t believe Bradley made that throw
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 2, 2008 6:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
not exactly a laser throw though.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 2, 2008 6:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
If it'd been a laser
it would have nailed the runner in the back of the head
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 2, 2008 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not necessarily a bad thing
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 2, 2008 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did anybody else
THink that was gone off the bat of Abreu?
by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 2, 2008 6:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Me
I think my heart stopped for a bit
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 2, 2008 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, FSSW with weird camerawork, again.
"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson
by ghtd36 on Jul 2, 2008 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Come on, Mendoza.
Chris Davis is a beast.
by coolaid on Jul 2, 2008 7:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
can we not talk about a-rod's homerun total
with a 3-1 count and 2 men on.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 2, 2008 7:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well crap.
And here comes the powerstache.
"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson
by ghtd36 on Jul 2, 2008 7:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
If Jason Giambi gave the Rangers the kiss of death, I imagine his mustache would tickle.
"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson
by ghtd36 on Jul 2, 2008 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think all mound conversations should be broadcast over the speakers at the stadium
II Cor. 4:17-18
by TedFord on Jul 2, 2008 7:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WHO WANTS A MUSTASHE RIDE?
....we dont?
by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 2, 2008 7:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Shit
That one was gone in a freaking second
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 2, 2008 7:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
fucking shit ugh
The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.
by iorange555 on Jul 2, 2008 7:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Welp.
That will put a damper on your day.
"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson
by ghtd36 on Jul 2, 2008 7:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
the was predictable.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 2, 2008 7:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
CRAP!
Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside and something else will take its place. If I quit, however, it lasts forever. - Lance Armstrong
by esme on Jul 2, 2008 7:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
UGH
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Jul 2, 2008 7:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
never can sweep fucking anybody.
The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.
by iorange555 on Jul 2, 2008 7:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fuck...
that’s 2-3 more weeks of the child molester-stache
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by rangers85 on Jul 2, 2008 7:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That's gdawg's
line…
heh
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Jul 2, 2008 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well it wouldn't be
if pitchers stopped giving up HRs after he comes to a coaching mound
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 2, 2008 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
coaching should be pitching
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 2, 2008 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that's his schtick
Mark ‘Rally Starter’ Connor
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 2, 2008 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
First pitch he's left up the entire game...
that’s because he got behind in the count and had to throw a strike.
by Agreen07 on Jul 2, 2008 7:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Mendoza's sinker
Just not the same the second time through the order.
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by lonestarJon on Jul 2, 2008 7:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Kinsler.
No Allstar game, and very close to a DFA>
by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 2, 2008 7:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That failed DP
really really hurts now
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 2, 2008 7:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Why did that happen?
Because of Ian Kinsler’s error.
by Agreen07 on Jul 2, 2008 7:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Blame that on Kinsler.
I’m putting out one of your menorah candles, Ian.
"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson
by ghtd36 on Jul 2, 2008 7:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ponsuck
Still on the mound, only down 2. Not even close to being over.
by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 2, 2008 7:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
obviously kinsler takes osme of the blame
but uh.. 5 pitch walk to a-rod and a meatball to giambi after he couldnt throw a strike? mendoza still gets some blame.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 2, 2008 7:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nope
Medoza got 3 outs required to get out of the inning.
His team behind him just did not convert.
by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 2, 2008 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
Mendoza’s no rotation savior. I kind of think he’d be better off staying in the bullpen, myself.
"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart
by lonestarJon on Jul 2, 2008 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mendoza got four outs before the grand slam
If you second baseman can’t make a routine play and turn two, you can’t blame the pitcher.
by uthornfan on Jul 2, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
PICK THOSE HEADS UP, DAMN IT!
... WE’RE STILL IN THIS.
by oc on Jul 2, 2008 7:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
GET ME
a RonWash shirt!
Can you buy those at RBiA?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Jul 2, 2008 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sportsline's Gamecenter...
shows this for the weather at the game: “82°F – Sunny. Pleasantly warm.Wind: 6mph/N”
Pleasantly warm? When did they get this specific? What’s next? Depressingly overcast?
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 2, 2008 7:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
we need an immediate cat single davis HR.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 2, 2008 7:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well there's half of that
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by rangers85 on Jul 2, 2008 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The next two innings...
...will be telling…
Can Mendoza bounce back from his rough inning?
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 2, 2008 7:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The kid was doing so well
and Kinsler blew the game open….
by Agreen07 on Jul 2, 2008 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
otherwise, it's Madrigal time
II Cor. 4:17-18
by TedFord on Jul 2, 2008 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Doesn't Jaramillo have a buddy that coaches pitching?
Wharter
by Wharter on Jul 2, 2008 7:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
when we commit an error...
it seems like 9 out of 10 times it leads to runs.
by clinton33 on Jul 2, 2008 7:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That is stat is 63.2% made up
Let me have a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it fast I'm in a God damned hurry!
by DaheelzCM on Jul 2, 2008 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It seems that way for every team i imagine
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by rangers85 on Jul 2, 2008 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
According to Tom....
If a guy has a batting average of .260 he makes an out 74% of the time?
Wha???
Let me have a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it fast I'm in a God damned hurry!
by DaheelzCM on Jul 2, 2008 7:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
uh, on base percentage?
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 2, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uh, yeah.
That means he gets a hit 26% of the time and makes an out 74% of the time. Granted, it doesn’t take into account things like fielder’s choices, sac flys, walks, etc., but that’s pretty much accurate.
"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson
by ghtd36 on Jul 2, 2008 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No it's not pretty much accurate
Especially when the guy in question has on OBP near .400.
Let me have a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it fast I'm in a God damned hurry!
by DaheelzCM on Jul 2, 2008 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sure he meant when the ball is put in play.
"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson
by ghtd36 on Jul 2, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Do you really think
he was talking about BABIP??? It was just a brain fart on Tag’s part
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 2, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
CatMan
now 15-41 off Pondscum.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Jul 2, 2008 7:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Chris Davis
Not Beasticon like
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 2, 2008 7:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
now that sucks.
couldnt that be a couple feet more to the right.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 2, 2008 7:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't swing
at the first pitch CD.
Chris Davis is a beast.
by coolaid on Jul 2, 2008 7:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Whens the last time we hit a homerun?
Davis’ shot against Philly?
We are due for a bomb.
by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 2, 2008 7:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
freakin Mendoza
just when I was starting to come around on him…I mean, blame Kinsler’s error sure, but come on
"No, Donny, these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of."
by Walter Sobchak on Jul 2, 2008 7:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Mendoza got his 3 outs.
The team failed him.
by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 2, 2008 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Davis' first sucky at-bat
Of his career.
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by lonestarJon on Jul 2, 2008 7:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I would hardly call a hard hit ball to the 2nd basemen
A sucky at-bat
by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 2, 2008 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He swung at the first pitch, and grounded it to second for a double play
That’s a sucky at-bat. Marlon Byrd does it all the time.
"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart
by lonestarJon on Jul 2, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No
Thats a sucky result.
Big difference.
by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 2, 2008 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and if he hits it a couple feet to the right and its a hard hit single to right
its a great at bat?
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 2, 2008 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not really
That would just be a better result. But getting up there and hacking at the first pitch is Marlon Byrd/Michael Young schtick, and if we don’t like seeing that from them, well…
"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart
by lonestarJon on Jul 2, 2008 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Time for Maxy Poo
to start hitting again…
by Agreen07 on Jul 2, 2008 7:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Why did Vasquez come in for Franchise Face?
Chris Davis is a beast.
by coolaid on Jul 2, 2008 7:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Uh...
What happened to Michael?
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by lonestarJon on Jul 2, 2008 7:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
his face hit the proverbial franchise wall?
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by rangers85 on Jul 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
went after ponson in between innings
anyway, that sucks.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
MY grabbing his groin?
Or did his hand just happen to be placed there?
"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson
by ghtd36 on Jul 2, 2008 7:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The 'Doze...
...didn’t look too pleased with Ian’s apology in the dugout…
by oc on Jul 2, 2008 7:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
they just showed a quick clip of the guys coming into the dugout after the last inning...
...Ian approached seemed to say something in passing… the ‘Doze just kept putting his jacket on… didn’t seem to acknowledge it very well…
by oc on Jul 2, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he didnt look upset to me.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 2, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OT: Jason Botts hit a walkoff HR for the Nippon Ham Fighters today.
"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson
by ghtd36 on Jul 2, 2008 7:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i was trying to find his japan stats yesterday
couldnt.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 2, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good for Bottsy
"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart
by lonestarJon on Jul 2, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck you Brett Gardner
Fuck you
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 2, 2008 7:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
nice!
good grab by mendoza
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Jul 2, 2008 7:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
YEAH!
MENDOZA SAYS “SIDDDDDDDOWN, BRETT GARDNER!
"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson
by ghtd36 on Jul 2, 2008 7:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK BRETT GARDNER.
Chris Davis is a beast.
by coolaid on Jul 2, 2008 7:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
kinsler will make up for it this inning.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 2, 2008 7:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Who is hated more?
Brett Gardner or David Eckstein?
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by rangers85 on Jul 2, 2008 7:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Brett Gardner. No doubt.
"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson
by ghtd36 on Jul 2, 2008 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eckstein
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by lonestarJon on Jul 2, 2008 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Come on guys
I want to see the offense make Sidney Ponson their bitch. At the very least, make sure he doesn’t get the W.
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by lonestarJon on Jul 2, 2008 7:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ron Washington...
...Ponson’s throwing ground-balls…
how ‘bout a steal right here…
by oc on Jul 2, 2008 7:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Of course Ponson absorbed it
The guy has his own gravitational pull there.
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by Gdawg on Jul 2, 2008 7:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
beat me to it.....
It got caught in his 3rd roll.
by clinton33 on Jul 2, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice hit and run.
I think Boggs would have been safe either way, but still, well executed.
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by ghtd36 on Jul 2, 2008 7:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
thank god he was running.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 2, 2008 7:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm with AJM on Duran
He needs to go back down.
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by lonestarJon on Jul 2, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Set
reset
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
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by Rodney on Jul 2, 2008 7:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
come on kins
single, rbi, steal 2nd, score.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 2, 2008 7:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Do you think...
the Yankees need another switch hitting catcher who can’t throw out runners?
"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."
by benmor78 on Jul 2, 2008 7:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
the salty era salty is a throwing machine.
not a hatting machine tohugh.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 2, 2008 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
er... hitting machine.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 2, 2008 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this game sucks
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Jul 2, 2008 7:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
eh, weve been down by a lot more than 2 to the yanks
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 2, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, that was a fucking advanture
Right before the HR, I get a knock at the door. It’s the back neighbor telling em there’s a snake in the back yard. so, of course, the inside cat bolts out the door to a part of the yard where I can’t really reach… just when I’m about to get her, she gets out of my reach and then goes through a hole in the fence.
It took from then until now to track her down and get her back into the house.
by Inkara1 on Jul 2, 2008 7:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Where is that pic. for Ian?
Chris Davis is a beast.
by coolaid on Jul 2, 2008 7:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
base clogger is in his way.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 2, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The pic doesn't come out til he gets on base at least
usually not if someone is clogging in front too, but since we need some runs off Ponson I’ll throw it out there.
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by rangers85 on Jul 2, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ahhh, October 1, 1996.
Memories.
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by ghtd36 on Jul 2, 2008 7:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Spark a rally Kins!

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by rangers85 on Jul 2, 2008 7:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Can't steal when Boggs is on second...
Well, unless it’s a double steal, and with Ponson on the mound that’s probably not a good idea…
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by lonestarJon on Jul 2, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We need some Stache power
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by lonestarJon on Jul 2, 2008 7:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
please dont bunt vazquez.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 2, 2008 7:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
why didnt you bunt vazquez!
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 2, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lets go, Vasquez.
Chris Davis is a beast.
by coolaid on Jul 2, 2008 7:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I might've missed it, but what happened to Young?
by Inkara1 on Jul 2, 2008 7:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
No news yet
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
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by Rodney on Jul 2, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he was briskly taken away
by the feds. seems he has ties to some terror cell. rumor has it he’s going to some torture site in egypt. we may never hear from him again. he’ll still be on the payroll. mrs young will cash the checks.
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NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Jul 2, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That. Sucks.
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by ghtd36 on Jul 2, 2008 7:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Gosh...
we are smacking the crap out of Ponson, but it’s right at fielders
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by rangers85 on Jul 2, 2008 7:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That's all other teams where doing to him
When he was with us.
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by lonestarJon on Jul 2, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn
That’s frustrating.
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by lonestarJon on Jul 2, 2008 7:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
the pinstripes sure don’t make ponson look any slimmer…. disproving josh’s theory about pinstripes and babe ruth
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by rentz on Jul 2, 2008 7:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He shoulda wiki'ed that
before he opened his mouth.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
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by Rodney on Jul 2, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You could put Ponson in a garbage compactor
And he wouldn’t look any slimmer.
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by lonestarJon on Jul 2, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or, as Millwood calls it, "Wednesday" eh?
by Inkara1 on Jul 2, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha ha.
I laughed at that, and then said “aww..Millie.” Ha ha.
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 2, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so much...
For my theory that Ponson smell barbaque sauce on Young and bit him.
by clinton33 on Jul 2, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
A-1
It’s that important.
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by lonestarJon on Jul 2, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
reply
is your friend.
Are you new here?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Jul 2, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i still don't understand why Luis was pitching from the stretch on that grand slam...
by oc on Jul 2, 2008 7:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The steal of home was on!
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by rangers85 on Jul 2, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think Vazquez should have flipped to Kins there...
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 2, 2008 7:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Guess Vazquez has forgotten how to play short
You feed your second baseman on that play, especially with Abreu running.
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by lonestarJon on Jul 2, 2008 7:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
duran
hasnt earned quite as much error leeway.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 2, 2008 7:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Send him down.
Bring up Metcalf.
Chris Davis is a beast.
by coolaid on Jul 2, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
2B is his natural position, right?
II Cor. 4:17-18
by TedFord on Jul 2, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes
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by rentz on Jul 2, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He seems to let the ball play him at 3rd...
II Cor. 4:17-18
by TedFord on Jul 2, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did the boys stay up too late celebrating last night's win?
They seem to be asleep out there in the field
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 2, 2008 7:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
they were with ponson in a bar mending fences and tearing up the joint
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by rentz on Jul 2, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that error....
wil cost us…it always does.
by clinton33 on Jul 2, 2008 7:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
new thread please
after this inning
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Jul 2, 2008 7:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh yay
Joaquin Benoit is up in the bullpen.
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by lonestarJon on Jul 2, 2008 7:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
well if this game gets out of hand
at least we might get to see warner madrigal.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 2, 2008 7:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd rather see Warner than JB
II Cor. 4:17-18
by TedFord on Jul 2, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
benoit
this makes me nervous
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by rentz on Jul 2, 2008 7:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Kiss of death
Part II.
Chris Davis is a beast.
by coolaid on Jul 2, 2008 7:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You know
Even when the defense screw up, the pitcher has got to get that extra out irregardless. Mendoza can’t seem to do that.
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by lonestarJon on Jul 2, 2008 7:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

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