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Texas Rangers @ New York Yankees


Current Series

3 game series vs Yankees @ Yankee Stadium

Mon 06/30 WP: Scott Feldman (2 - 3)
SV: C.J. Wilson
LP: Mike Mussina (10 - 6)		 2 - 1 win
Tue 07/01 WP: Frank Francisco (2 - 2)
SV: C.J. Wilson
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Texas Rangers Red-star
@ New York Yankees Red-star

Wednesday, Jul 2, 2008, 6:05 PM CDT
Yankee Stadium

Luis Mendoza vs Sidney Ponson

Partly cloudy. Winds blowing out to left field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game Time temperature: Around 85.

 

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rangers win

5-2 and get the sweep

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NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 2, 2008 5:11 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

damn

just noticed those redsox patches.

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NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 2, 2008 5:12 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah

i’m making the call.

i think the rangers are a couple games over .500 on games i make the call.

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NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 2, 2008 5:14 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I hope we're not "a couple" of games over .500

after this game.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 2, 2008 5:24 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

AN ENEMY DESERVES NO MERCY

DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT, MR. LAWRENCE?

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 2, 2008 5:27 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"gonna need a body bag!"

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NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 2, 2008 5:28 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

actually.....

...... it’s “GET HIM A BODY BAG!!!! YEEEEEEEAHHH. HEHEHEH!!!”

Dammit I am a pathetic loser. Fail.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 2, 2008 5:29 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You weren't

the only one correcting him. Just the only one willing to do it on screen

by bigskinny on Jul 2, 2008 5:30 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

my fiancee corrected

me a few months ago on the song lyrics.

i’d go:

you’re the best (the best)

she let me know that it’s actually:

you’re the best (around)

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NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 2, 2008 5:32 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no clue

i was like 7 when that movie came out

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NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 2, 2008 5:39 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think i was like 9 or so

Just one of the guys on my college team had it as his walkup song ha

by booyahcaveman on Jul 2, 2008 5:46 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i made a great montage cd

that had that song. pretty much any cheese montage song from scarface to rocky iv is on there

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NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 2, 2008 5:48 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey

Everybody needs a montage!!

by booyahcaveman on Jul 2, 2008 5:54 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Joe Esposito

how in the hell do I know that?

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 2, 2008 5:49 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lineup

I. Kinsler 2b .324
M. Young ss 287
J. Hamilton cf .308
M. Bradley rf .321
F. Catalanotto dh .278
C. Davis 1b .333
M. Ramirez c .188
B. Boggs lf .253
G. Duran 3b .198

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NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 2, 2008 5:12 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

+1000000000000000000000.............................

and any more 0’s i can add to the end of that

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by hinduplaya on Jul 2, 2008 6:09 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

almost a perfect lineup

blalock-3b and salty, max at C/DH after Cat gets traded.

by phina on Jul 2, 2008 5:46 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

except

blalock will be either traded or be on the DL

"Well, the Dallas Mavericks got beat by the New Orleans Hornets last night ending their season. Word is that someone on the team is dating Jessica Simpson." - Jay Leno

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by hinduplaya on Jul 2, 2008 6:10 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Blalock

Count me as somebody who thinks he will be back next year. I’d rather have his bat at third base and young’s defense at short than Arias’s offense in the lineup. Other than that who will man third thats any good?

by phina on Jul 2, 2008 6:13 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Michael Young vs. Sidney Ponson...

how many pitches before Face gets hit-by-a-pitch?

by oc on Jul 2, 2008 5:20 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well if

he hits young instead of

kinsler
hamilton
or bradley

then we can be thankful. especially because

1) bradley or hammy won’t get injured
2) it puts a runner on base for bradley or hammy
3) it doesn’t put kinsler on base for young to gidp

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NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 2, 2008 5:24 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh and

4) milton won’t get tossed for reintroducing himself to ponson

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NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 2, 2008 5:25 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How about a little of this...

((Yeah, I was killing time today at work. It’s kinda crappy, but I had fun with it))

Baseball Is My Boyfriend

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 2, 2008 5:48 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   2 recs

Like the act it shows

“Crude but effective”

:)

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 2, 2008 6:05 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wait

they’re not in the shower..

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 2, 2008 6:06 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh my

check out who’s (author) on the frontpage of ESPN..

http://espn.go.com/

"Chase Irwin: You pissed me off, I just can't remember why." - Miles.

by Longhorn on Jul 2, 2008 5:21 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you mean for this article?

http://sports.espn.go.com/mlb/news/story?id=3469110

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Jul 2, 2008 5:27 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This is for thedirkatron...
Just heard from a source that Jason Botts has made his Japanese debut for the Nippon-Ham Fighters: 2-5 with a walkoff two-run bomb

Link

Chris Davis is a beast.

by coolaid on Jul 2, 2008 5:24 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

good for botts

"The rich think they are privileged so rules don't apply to them, and the poor think they're entitled and so rules don't apply to them." The rest of us are screwed.

by A.Medina on Jul 2, 2008 5:32 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I hope we can read the Yankees

the Ezekiel 25:17 passage, preferably while Sir Sidney is pitching

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Jul 2, 2008 5:35 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well we used to Ponsown opponents

Now we have to deflect the ponsownage.

Prepared to get MenBULLDOZED.

by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 2, 2008 5:42 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ha, corny but I like it.

"The rich think they are privileged so rules don't apply to them, and the poor think they're entitled and so rules don't apply to them." The rest of us are screwed.

by A.Medina on Jul 2, 2008 5:44 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

+1

FUCK BRETT GARDNER that BASTARD!

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 2, 2008 5:46 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fuck him sideways with a lunchbox

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 2, 2008 5:50 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Glad to be able to

pass the baton…remember…Ctrl+C & Ctrl+V

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 2, 2008 6:08 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

this feels like a total break-out game

the offense has been kind of dormant lately.. plus the ponson factor… i’m thinking at least 8 runs tonight

by tangiers on Jul 2, 2008 5:47 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I share your sentiments,

Mr. Pesci.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 2, 2008 5:55 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

checking in from Yankees stadium

right behind home plate 20 rows back. Were the guys in navy uniforms with rangers hats on. Got some great pics already no autographs though.

Most interesting sight so far: CJ Wilson deep in conversation with mariano Rivera.

www.bloggingtheboys.com

by Brandon Worley on Jul 2, 2008 5:48 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he could definitely

use some tips

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NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 2, 2008 5:49 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

of course

rivera has been awful his whole career. and this year in particular

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NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 2, 2008 5:52 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I prefer West Coast games

I’m a night person anyway, and the kids are asleep when the game comes on.

by Adam J. Morris on Jul 2, 2008 6:04 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 2, 2008 6:03 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i wish there was a... Rangers-specific bar... in Arlington...

...kinda like Chammps in Las Colinas on a Cowboys gameday.

by oc on Jul 2, 2008 6:04 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

There wouldn't

be many people there.

Chris Davis is a beast.

by coolaid on Jul 2, 2008 6:04 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Id come

I love to drink. I love the Rangers.

by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 2, 2008 6:10 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hooters by the Ballpark...

...think there’s any beer-swilling, bar-slapping, Ranger yahoos at that joint?

by oc on Jul 2, 2008 6:13 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm skipping 2 Rows tonight

for the SWEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2 Rows is “Church” to me, sigh…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 2, 2008 6:10 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What about Bobby V's?

The north location was my hangout in college. Lots of Miller Lites and Buffalo Wings.

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Jul 2, 2008 6:10 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

does not suck

it just recently was bought by some new investors, big changes are coming to the V. I love it as is and try to make it up there at least once a week. The bar is always full on the weekends or if there is ever a half decent sports game going down.

by 1man5tools on Jul 2, 2008 6:15 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

is the one on Bowen still there

hung out there a lot in high school…

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 2, 2008 6:16 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Davis, he be moving on up....

to the east side, to a del….

NM

"Mr. Hicks, you watch, I'm going to be a leader on this team." Kinsler

by sprite on Jul 2, 2008 6:04 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that was posted on game thread last night

and it was determined that, yes, everyone hates it

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by hinduplaya on Jul 2, 2008 6:11 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah i mean...

giving an average team and average grade? wtf?

i will say that for a team that finished 75-87 to be 3 games above .500 AND playing a bunch of players in their early to mid 20’s, that should be a B- at least. especially when that’s the grade the Yankees have (actually the yanks are .500)

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 2, 2008 6:11 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i meant

they have a “b”

they are .500 right now after having 94 wins last year

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NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 2, 2008 6:12 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

an off day coming off sweeping the yanks would be much better

than an off day after blowing another sweep. lets goooooooooooo rangers.

2 games over 500 please.

by DSheppard on Jul 2, 2008 6:07 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Darn...

don’t get to use my greyhound yet.

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by rangers85 on Jul 2, 2008 6:09 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Have a feeling....

we’re gonna lose this one.

The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.

by iorange555 on Jul 2, 2008 6:11 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that's bad mojo

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NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 2, 2008 6:12 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

aren't you just a ray of sunshine...

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 2, 2008 6:13 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yep

We’s gonna get crushed. Luis Mendoza will show the world why he’s Luis Mendoza.

by AirJordan on Jul 2, 2008 6:13 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Shit

We are getting PONSOWNED.

by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 2, 2008 6:12 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fuck you brett gardner

You’re off to a bad start today

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 2, 2008 6:13 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

this ponson guy

i hear he’s good

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NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 2, 2008 6:13 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

did ponson

just hit 95 mph? That cant be right.

"Why do you need the stereo and the tv on?"
"Cause I like to pawrty."

by rchawk12 on Jul 2, 2008 6:13 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The radar gun

was off yesterday too

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 2, 2008 6:15 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hamilton home vs road

1.106 ops at home
.760 ops on road

bradley?
1.278 at home
.848 on road

kinsler
.984 home
.856 road

murphy
.753 home
.750 road

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NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 2, 2008 6:16 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So Murphy

is our best hitter

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 2, 2008 6:16 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

just the most consistent

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 2, 2008 6:17 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

young

is a poor hitter on road and a good hitter at home. that combines for…average hitter.

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 2, 2008 6:19 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Huh?

how can he be the best if all of he ops’ are higher whether it be at home or on the road?

"Why do you need the stereo and the tv on?"
"Cause I like to pawrty."

by rchawk12 on Jul 2, 2008 6:19 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he's the best

if I’m just joking

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 2, 2008 6:20 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it just means

it makes no difference where he plays. either way he’s not as good as those others, so he’s not the best hitter of course. i think it shows that hamilton is great at home and average on the road. bradley is a god at home and good on the road.

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NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 2, 2008 6:21 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Photoshop

Some yankee players heads on the ground in front of that badboy and you might have a winner.

by phina on Jul 2, 2008 6:19 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

9 pitches that inning

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 2, 2008 6:19 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

GO CAT

The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.

by iorange555 on Jul 2, 2008 6:21 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

leadoff double from Cat

I really wish he had more of a role here.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 2, 2008 6:22 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

whoops

missed Bradley’s AB completely

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 2, 2008 6:23 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

+1

I like the guy a lot. I’m just not sure where he fits in future plans.

Baseball Is My Boyfriend

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 2, 2008 6:23 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Good job by Cat

quickly getting back to second

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 2, 2008 6:23 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah

that’s a double-play for most players…

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 2, 2008 6:23 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ponson

lucking out so far. I give him one more inning.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 2, 2008 6:24 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Shit

Slightly less ponsownage that inning, but still the stench is about.

by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 2, 2008 6:24 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hitting hard at least

The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.

by iorange555 on Jul 2, 2008 6:24 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

if they gve the cavemen their own show

it’s only a matter of time for Warren Wallace

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 2, 2008 6:26 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It worked last night

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 2, 2008 6:29 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This Sucks!

My neighbors wifi connection isn’t fast enough for me to stream tvants on this site:

atdhe.net

*Ok, it’s working now, but no sound.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 2, 2008 6:32 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh yeah, that...

I need to run down and pay my bill tomorrow. “Curse of 100% commission”

;)

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 2, 2008 6:35 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This is one big reason...

that my wifi connection not only has a key access, but it also hidden and doesn’t broadcast a signal.

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by rangers85 on Jul 2, 2008 6:37 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

My shizz

is very secure…it’s just not working right now. Now the others in my building, well…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 2, 2008 6:38 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Damn

so close to a DP if A-Rod doesn’t start going

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 2, 2008 6:32 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"See thats a joke."

Haha, Tom LAYING DOWN THE ALL-STAR SMACK.

by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 2, 2008 6:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Could we all pool our money

and buy Posada a chin?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 2, 2008 6:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fuck.

That was not so much of a joke.

by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 2, 2008 6:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Was it just too high

in the zone?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 2, 2008 6:36 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Alright

Lets get this run back.

by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 2, 2008 6:36 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FUCK BRETT GARDNER

and lets score some runs.

Chris Davis is a beast.

by coolaid on Jul 2, 2008 6:39 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Damn that Brandon Boggs...

he’s clogging up the bases for Ian.

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by rangers85 on Jul 2, 2008 6:43 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ok MY, the bases empty out was ok

but 2 on.. take vengeance on sir sidney

2 games over 500 please.

by DSheppard on Jul 2, 2008 6:43 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Kinsler he is good

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 2, 2008 6:43 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wooooooooo my!

The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.

by iorange555 on Jul 2, 2008 6:44 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

w00t

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 2, 2008 6:44 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FOTF!!!!!!

Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside and something else will take its place. If I quit, however, it lasts forever. - Lance Armstrong

by esme on Jul 2, 2008 6:44 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I love me some Face

FOTF asks Ponson an interesting question. Brownie points to those that can guess it :D

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 2, 2008 6:44 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's the new rally photo...

for Kinsler specific.

Used 3 times, and he has 2 runs and 2 stolen bases in those 3 times.

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by rangers85 on Jul 2, 2008 6:46 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah...

I laughed at it last night. With the Rangers hat and Kins’ number 5, it gets a rec.

Well done.

by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 2, 2008 6:47 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thanks...

that’s what I spent the first inning or so on tonight.

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by rangers85 on Jul 2, 2008 6:48 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

rec.

Chris Davis is a beast.

by coolaid on Jul 2, 2008 6:48 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Rec!

of the invisible variety

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 2, 2008 6:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

time

for Hammy to get one.

by BHill on Jul 2, 2008 6:45 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

rec.

Chris Davis is a beast.

by coolaid on Jul 2, 2008 6:47 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WOOOOOOOOOOO

The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.

by iorange555 on Jul 2, 2008 6:46 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

82 RBI'S just freakish

The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.

by iorange555 on Jul 2, 2008 6:46 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FOTF!

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jul 2, 2008 6:46 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Now Hamilton asks Ponson

“How’s my ass taste?”

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 2, 2008 6:46 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lol

The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.

by iorange555 on Jul 2, 2008 6:47 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

woooo 2 rbis.

2 games over 500 please.

by DSheppard on Jul 2, 2008 6:46 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hammy!!!!

2 more RBI’s.

Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside and something else will take its place. If I quit, however, it lasts forever. - Lance Armstrong

by esme on Jul 2, 2008 6:46 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Josh just wanted to let someone else win a TV this month

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by rangers85 on Jul 2, 2008 6:47 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HAMILTON.

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jul 2, 2008 6:48 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WOO HAMMY

I am still at work but i just had to come in to say WOOO!!

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08

by lisa w on Jul 2, 2008 6:48 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dats only in the mornnin.

You should be up hitting RBI’s

its dat WOO WOOOOO.

by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 2, 2008 6:48 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Eh thats alright scored 3 lets hope mendoza can hold it down

The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.

by iorange555 on Jul 2, 2008 6:48 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 2, 2008 6:50 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yo oc!

Can you get me a hookup on one a’ those shirts?

I want one, big time.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 2, 2008 6:57 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don't know whether...

to laugh or feel sorry for him there

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by rangers85 on Jul 2, 2008 6:51 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

never pity tha man that takes you to the promised land…

by oc on Jul 2, 2008 6:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Guess Wash got his answer from Pontoon

MMMMM ass tastes gooood!

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 2, 2008 6:51 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lol

rec. Good job putting the Rangers logo on there.

Chris Davis is a beast.

by coolaid on Jul 2, 2008 6:52 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

+1

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 2, 2008 6:52 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lol

The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.

by iorange555 on Jul 2, 2008 6:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah, I had some downtime at work

And access to Photoshop.

I will take suggestions/requests to work on tomorrow for this weekend or next week :)

Baseball Is My Boyfriend

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 2, 2008 6:54 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OMG!

I’ve started a cottage industry!

HAHAHA

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 2, 2008 6:56 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So...

I punched up the computer just in time to see the rally in the top of the inning… how’s Mendoza looked so far?

A Lonestar in California

"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart

by lonestarJon on Jul 2, 2008 6:53 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The 'Doze...

...smiling after giving up that hit…

...kid’s confident…

by oc on Jul 2, 2008 6:54 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ian.

Allstar game. DENIED>

by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 2, 2008 6:55 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Damn

No AS Game for you!!!

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 2, 2008 6:55 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Shit.

That’s a tailor-made DP. But I can’t get mad at Kinsler…yet.

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jul 2, 2008 6:55 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

See if I vote for you 250 times next year, Kinsler.

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jul 2, 2008 6:55 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hate to break it to you, TAG

but Johnny Ramone isn’t with us anymore, may he rest in peace.

Love of God and compassion and empathy leads you to a very glorious place, and science leads you to killing people. -- Ben Stein

by Lucas on Jul 2, 2008 6:55 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He hung with the Ramones once

right?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 2, 2008 6:58 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah

That’s what they were talking about. Don’t blame him for not knowing. No reason to think he kept up with the activities of punk rockers. I bet he thinks Darby Crash is alive, too.

Love of God and compassion and empathy leads you to a very glorious place, and science leads you to killing people. -- Ben Stein

by Lucas on Jul 2, 2008 7:03 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Cool

I’ve got Nadel & Rojas only tonight.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 2, 2008 7:05 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ramones

ya know, im sitting here watching the substitute video and i’m just not spotting grieve

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Jul 2, 2008 7:05 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's rough...

Can’t give the Yanks 4 outs in Yankee Stadium.

by Agreen07 on Jul 2, 2008 6:56 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Dang Kinz...

That;s the first one of those in awhile, though.

A Lonestar in California

"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart

by lonestarJon on Jul 2, 2008 6:56 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Holy shit, Milton.

Hose.

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jul 2, 2008 6:57 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Holy Hell!!!

I can’t believe Bradley made that throw

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 2, 2008 6:57 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If it'd been a laser

it would have nailed the runner in the back of the head

Baseball Is My Boyfriend

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 2, 2008 6:58 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not necessarily a bad thing

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 2, 2008 6:59 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Did anybody else

THink that was gone off the bat of Abreu?

by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 2, 2008 6:58 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah, FSSW with weird camerawork, again.

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jul 2, 2008 6:59 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

can we not talk about a-rod's homerun total

with a 3-1 count and 2 men on.

2 games over 500 please.

by DSheppard on Jul 2, 2008 7:01 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well crap.

And here comes the powerstache.

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jul 2, 2008 7:02 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Kiss of death.

Chris Davis is a beast.

by coolaid on Jul 2, 2008 7:03 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If Jason Giambi gave the Rangers the kiss of death, I imagine his mustache would tickle.

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jul 2, 2008 7:04 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Throw strikes.

Chris Davis is a beast.

by coolaid on Jul 2, 2008 7:04 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Shit

That one was gone in a freaking second

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 2, 2008 7:05 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fucking shit ugh

The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.

by iorange555 on Jul 2, 2008 7:05 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Welp.

That will put a damper on your day.

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson

by ghtd36 on Jul 2, 2008 7:05 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yes

it was.

Chris Davis is a beast.

by coolaid on Jul 2, 2008 7:06 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

CRAP!

Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside and something else will take its place. If I quit, however, it lasts forever. - Lance Armstrong

by esme on Jul 2, 2008 7:05 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

UGH

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Jul 2, 2008 7:05 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

never can sweep fucking anybody.

The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.

by iorange555 on Jul 2, 2008 7:05 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Fuck...

that’s 2-3 more weeks of the child molester-stache

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by rangers85 on Jul 2, 2008 7:05 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's gdawg's

line…

heh

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 2, 2008 7:06 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well it wouldn't be

if pitchers stopped giving up HRs after he comes to a coaching mound

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 2, 2008 7:07 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

coaching should be pitching

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 2, 2008 7:07 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that's his schtick

Mark ‘Rally Starter’ Connor

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 2, 2008 7:08 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

First pitch he's left up the entire game...

that’s because he got behind in the count and had to throw a strike.

by Agreen07 on Jul 2, 2008 7:06 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Mendoza's sinker

Just not the same the second time through the order.

A Lonestar in California

"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart

by lonestarJon on Jul 2, 2008 7:06 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Kinsler.

No Allstar game, and very close to a DFA>

by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 2, 2008 7:06 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That failed DP

really really hurts now

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 2, 2008 7:06 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs