7/2/08 game day thread 2
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Is it just me or are we pretty much screwed?
by Inkara1 on Jul 2, 2008 7:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We are pretty much screwed.
Chris Davis is a beast.
by coolaid on Jul 2, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Benoit
Now time for Benoit to come in and murder his family…..........metaphorically speaking.
by mtobo on Jul 2, 2008 7:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
just in time for beniot....
to douche it up.
by clinton33 on Jul 2, 2008 7:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
So, Joaquin Benoit coming in...
Who’s got the call on the distance of Posada’s grand slam?
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by lonestarJon on Jul 2, 2008 7:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
No, just bracing for the worst
No expectations, no dissapointments.
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by lonestarJon on Jul 2, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Over/under: 420
which we’ll all want to smoke when the grand slam comes. :D
by Inkara1 on Jul 2, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no matter how things turn out...
no matter how things turn out…
remember that they yankees have future hall of famers arod, jeter and mariano rivera
they also have giambi and damon and abreu who have all put up good numbers in their careers. gotta love the crappy little rangers. go team go!
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NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Jul 2, 2008 7:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Actually, if JB can get a quick out, we're still in it.
II Cor. 4:17-18
by TedFord on Jul 2, 2008 7:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes we are
There’s just doubt Benoit can get us out of this
by Inkara1 on Jul 2, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nice first pitch joaquin
how can this be who we go to in this situation. hes obviously not right yet.
doesnt take someone pitching particularly great to get one out though.. come on benoit.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 2, 2008 7:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I can't help but cover my eyes before each pitch
And then peek through like I’m watching a scary movie
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 2, 2008 7:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK BRETT GARDNER
AND SIDNEY PONSON.
Chris Davis is a beast.
by coolaid on Jul 2, 2008 7:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dude, can you eliminate the crudity?
II Cor. 4:17-18
by TedFord on Jul 2, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes
if you wish.
Chris Davis is a beast.
by coolaid on Jul 2, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't do it
coolaid…. Never listen to “the man”
"Mr. Hicks, you watch, I'm going to be a leader on this team." Kinsler
by sprite on Jul 2, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's sorry
He’ll never say “Sidney Ponson” again.
by Inkara1 on Jul 2, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that made me laugh
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by LBBRangerFan on Jul 2, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Woosh!
Good thing you missed game 1…
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Jul 2, 2008 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i will....
bet a Ranger reliever will walk in a run!!! They always do!!
by bhuckabee on Jul 2, 2008 7:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that was a strike
the fact that posada was fooled doesnt change that.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 2, 2008 7:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ok maybe a little high
not sure. but god please dont walk him.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 2, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
DO NOT WALK IN THE RUN
"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart
by lonestarJon on Jul 2, 2008 7:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Have mercy
He’s slower than Padilla to the plate.
Just keep your mask on and umpire the game! - Tom Grieve, 5/25/08
by EssBee on Jul 2, 2008 7:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
well, that was predictable.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 2, 2008 7:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
And, there's my least favorite thing in baseball.
"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson
by ghtd36 on Jul 2, 2008 7:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Benoit or walking in the run?
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by rangers85 on Jul 2, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
damnit!
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Jul 2, 2008 7:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I HATE YOU BENOIT.
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by lonestarJon on Jul 2, 2008 7:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
shoulda traded him
when he had good value
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NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Jul 2, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jack Benny FUCKING sucks
Sorry tedford
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 2, 2008 7:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
+1
Can we just put him on the disabled list, Dustin Nippert style?
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by lonestarJon on Jul 2, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
can...
someone look up how many runs we have WALKED in this year? It has to be allot!!
by bhuckabee on Jul 2, 2008 7:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate Benoit....
I hate looking athe the mother f’er
why bring him into a winnable game.
F you Beniot….
by clinton33 on Jul 2, 2008 7:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Chris Davis
Beasticon
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 2, 2008 7:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
gettin'
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Jul 2, 2008 7:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thank goodness
for Chris Davis
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 2, 2008 7:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
CD saves any hope of a victory
now please score some runs.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 2, 2008 7:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Question for Evan Grant to ask Washington
“Ron, buddy, pal… why the hell would you even THINK of bringing in Benoit in a bases-loaded situation when you still have a chance to win the game?”
by Inkara1 on Jul 2, 2008 7:55 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
anyone else
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 2, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
some random guy in the stands?
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
by WhipSmart on Jul 2, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Electrician? Madrigal? Fx2?
You really only need to get ONE BATTER out… you can use Benoit in the next inning with the bases empty.
by Inkara1 on Jul 2, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Well, we be thinkin' Benoit might gives us a better chance."
II Cor. 4:17-18
by TedFord on Jul 2, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So
no crude language but throwing out black stereotypes.
"Mr. Hicks, you watch, I'm going to be a leader on this team." Kinsler
by sprite on Jul 2, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No doubt...
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Jul 2, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
we can still come back
but even if not, I’ll take 2 of three in NY.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 2, 2008 7:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Davis
there is NO way they can send him down when hank comes back.
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by rentz on Jul 2, 2008 7:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he's not coming back
he will probably sustain some type of fireworks injury this weekend
by simplesimon on Jul 2, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
oh and
i like how i heard wash say he wanted to bring benoit into some low pressure situations to work him back into shape, and the next time he pitches is with the bases loaded.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 2, 2008 7:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
+1 exactly
stupid stupid stupid stupid.
by clinton33 on Jul 2, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank you Chris Davis
Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you Thank you!!!
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by lonestarJon on Jul 2, 2008 7:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Inning FINALLY ends
I have to piss like a Russian race horse… brb
by Inkara1 on Jul 2, 2008 7:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thanks for sharing
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by rangers85 on Jul 2, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It was so much it raised the level of the toilet by like an inch
And that was even with the valve at the bottom of the thing that lets out the water to keep it at one level.
by Inkara1 on Jul 2, 2008 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Be sure and wash up
Just keep your mask on and umpire the game! - Tom Grieve, 5/25/08
by EssBee on Jul 2, 2008 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would love....
to lock Benoit in a room and fill it with bees…
then he will know how much it hurts to watch him pitch
by clinton33 on Jul 2, 2008 7:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i still like benoit
but hes obviously struggling so you have to use him intelligently.
5th inning or not, that was the important situation in the game not the 7th inning with nobody out or whenever you might use someone else.
tomorrow is an off day, you dont worry about rest.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 2, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
original beasticon
walk please.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 2, 2008 7:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Oh, thatkind of hit and run
II Cor. 4:17-18
by TedFord on Jul 2, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
there was a hit
but he only jogged.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 2, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
CONNECT FOUR!!
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 2, 2008 7:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAST
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 2, 2008 7:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
okay bradley
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NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Jul 2, 2008 7:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Bradley!!!!
we’re coming back!
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by esme on Jul 2, 2008 7:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
MILLLLLTOOOOOOONNNN!!!!
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by lonestarJon on Jul 2, 2008 8:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
reach base for CD again please cat
CD will not make 3 outs against ponson.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 2, 2008 8:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Good Call
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by LBBRangerFan on Jul 2, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

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by rangers85 on Jul 2, 2008 8:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
GOOOOOOOOOOOO CHRIS DAVIS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i really want a hit.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 2, 2008 8:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I read a bunch of NY press today - they really fear the Ranger offense
II Cor. 4:17-18
by TedFord on Jul 2, 2008 8:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
btw props to cat
for a nice 3-3.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 2, 2008 8:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
indeed
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 2, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
CHRIS F*CKING DAVIS
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 2, 2008 8:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WHAT A FREAKIN BEAST.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 2, 2008 8:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
dahfuiwerquihfuioweahfiowehaiofhweq
"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson
by ghtd36 on Jul 2, 2008 8:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK BRETT GARDNER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
He couldn’t catch that!!!!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Jul 2, 2008 8:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OMG!!!!!!
you kidding me??
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by esme on Jul 2, 2008 8:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Always chews bazooka gum
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by rangers85 on Jul 2, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That works.
He quit dip, and since then he always chew Bazooka Sugar Free…like 24×7.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Jul 2, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and he did it for the kids
what a swell guy…
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 2, 2008 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAST!
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by rangers85 on Jul 2, 2008 8:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
DAVISS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
FUCK YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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by lonestarJon on Jul 2, 2008 8:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
SIGH
When will the rangers stop wasting their elite pitching talent??
http://sports.yahoo.com/mlb/players/6484
by Mahon on Jul 2, 2008 8:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I've always loved that video for some reason
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by rangers85 on Jul 2, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
link??
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by hinduplaya on Jul 2, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why didn't we bring this kid up in May??
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 2, 2008 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson
by ghtd36 on Jul 2, 2008 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
suck it, yankees!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by lisa w on Jul 2, 2008 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
HELL YES
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 2, 2008 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
One downside...
now Benoit is in position to be the winning pitcher.
by Inkara1 on Jul 2, 2008 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Upside
Ponson is now the losing pitcher.
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by lonestarJon on Jul 2, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good point
I’d rather pin a loss on Ponson than worry about Benoit getting rewarded for sucking but not sucking enough for a L.
by Inkara1 on Jul 2, 2008 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I....
LOVE THAT GUY!!!! OH GOD HOW MUCH I LOVE THAT GUY!!! I THOUGHT I HAD FOUND THE BASEBALL LOVE OF MY LIFE IN HAMBONE BUT CD IS MAKING ME HAVE SECOND THOUGHTS!!!
by bhuckabee on Jul 2, 2008 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
so not only has CD been a beast with the bat
but his defense has been better than expected
this guy is not going anywhere, blalock or no.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 2, 2008 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
when and if Blalock makes it back
he’s gonna be at 3rd. Duran gets sent to AAA.
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 2, 2008 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know the bat is crazy good
but that defense he is showing out their.. WOW.
"Mr. Hicks, you watch, I'm going to be a leader on this team." Kinsler
by sprite on Jul 2, 2008 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Now that
is poetic justice.
Joe Morgan: (On Jay Bruce) I think he will. He brings energy to the team, and besides that, he is a pretty good hitter.
Ken Tremendous: I like that the #1 reason he will help his team is: "energy," and the distant #2 reason is: "ability to hit baseballs."
by TheBZA on Jul 2, 2008 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Victor Rojas:
“It’s official… this guy is a BEAST.”
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by lonestarJon on Jul 2, 2008 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Evidently Victor doesn't read LSB
Y’all have been saying that for months
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 2, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
Either that, or he stole our idea!
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by lonestarJon on Jul 2, 2008 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
My money is on theft.
All of those cats are reading in our little library.
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by EssBee on Jul 2, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
there
"Mr. Hicks, you watch, I'm going to be a leader on this team." Kinsler
by sprite on Jul 2, 2008 8:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey Pontoon!
How does my ass taste now bitch. Beast asks.
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 2, 2008 8:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
+1
"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart
by lonestarJon on Jul 2, 2008 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm usually very tolerant of memes
but this one needs to die…
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 2, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I know you
you like moo-moos better…
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Jul 2, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh and by teh way
still no outs.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 2, 2008 8:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
damn!
right when I have to get some chores done the Rangers go off on Ponson. How far was the Davis HR?
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by RangerMad on Jul 2, 2008 8:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I hope Brandon really has one at Yankee Stadium
As long as he doesn’t get beat up with it on the way out
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 2, 2008 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so um...
chris davis for rookie of the month of july
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Jul 2, 2008 8:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
proof that mowhawks are good
Davis and Wilson.
mowhawk = better baseball playing.
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by rentz on Jul 2, 2008 8:07 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Maybe it's the feed that's the issue
But I’m not hearing any announcers, for English or Spanish, just the sounds of the ballpark.
Anyone else having this issue? Apologies if it’s been covered in the old thread.
by venturafearsnolan on Jul 2, 2008 8:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
audio fine here, prolly the yanks brocasters in shock
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by A.Medina on Jul 2, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Believe it or not...
I’m actually getting the FSW feed.
I was pretty amazed, because probably a good 80% of the time(and the previous two games of the series), DirecTV uses the other team’s broadcast.
by venturafearsnolan on Jul 2, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
But I think the problem is on DirecTV's end
Because I am still without announcers.
by venturafearsnolan on Jul 2, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ugh.
MaxRam looking a little silly at the plate.
"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson
by ghtd36 on Jul 2, 2008 8:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
MaxRam
not having equal succes.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 2, 2008 8:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Amen Josh, Amen
“For a guy that’s just happy to be here (Davis) as opposed to a guy who felt entitled (Ponson), you just like to see things going well for him.”
((a bit of paraphrasing, but that was the gist))
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 2, 2008 8:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yep
And you can actually insert Eric Hurley in there, because it was Ponson’s DFA’ing that made his callup possible.
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by lonestarJon on Jul 2, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Blanka from Street Fighter
Spent a lot of time in college playing SF II. Yes, I’m that old…
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 2, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We need a vote.
Is Chris Davis closer to Blanka from Street Fighter, or The Incredible Hulk?
"Boy, that is a gutless, 6-foot-7, .200-hitting formerly good player. What a joke." -Tom Grieve RE: Richie Sexson
by ghtd36 on Jul 2, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know.
But I always thought Blanka was a lame name for how bad ass he is.
by Slaw on Jul 2, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hulk
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by lonestarJon on Jul 2, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and you sir
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Joe Morgan: (On Jay Bruce) I think he will. He brings energy to the team, and besides that, he is a pretty good hitter.
Ken Tremendous: I like that the #1 reason he will help his team is: "energy," and the distant #2 reason is: "ability to hit baseballs."
by TheBZA on Jul 2, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
So, when CD inevitably hits 5th in the very near future
Kins-Young-Hammy-Bradley-Davis
the only non-beast has made 4 consecutive all star games..
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 2, 2008 8:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that is a beautiful lineup you've typed there sir.....
nice, and scary!!
"GO RANGERS!!!" - bspate
by bspate on Jul 2, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hell of an inning right there
Good job
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 2, 2008 8:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Okay
Benoit better not still be in the game this inning…
"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart
by lonestarJon on Jul 2, 2008 8:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
betcha
gardner hits a homer off of him.
if that happens, benoit goes to the DL
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Jul 2, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If that happens
10,000 LSB faithful’s heads will explode, on the spot.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Jul 2, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ummm......
why the F is Benoit still in the game.
by clinton33 on Jul 2, 2008 8:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
If Shelton were still with the club Washington probably would have him pitch-hit
for Davis.
Wharter
by Wharter on Jul 2, 2008 8:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's "you're"
but we are there with you in spirit, brothaman!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Jul 2, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the back of the bullpen is tired or injured
its only the 6th inning. not a lot of options this early in the game.
hated him coming in with the bases loaded which could decide the game right there, but i thinky ou have to take your chances in the 6th with noone on.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 2, 2008 8:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
and he walks the first guy
sigh.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 2, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I understand the logistics
but I think I would rather have Jose Canseco pitching here.
by Slaw on Jul 2, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Madrigal?
Seriously, anyone is better than Benoit.
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by lonestarJon on Jul 2, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Quit throwing balls,
dick.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 2, 2008 8:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dude
Pinch hit. Sorry, but I couldn’t let that one slide.
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by EssBee on Jul 2, 2008 8:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Reply for Wharter
Just keep your mask on and umpire the game! - Tom Grieve, 5/25/08
by EssBee on Jul 2, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate Benoit
Please find someone that can throw strikes.
by uthornfan on Jul 2, 2008 8:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
YES
guy admitted he previously referred to Longview as a suburb of Dallas.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 2, 2008 8:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Its like washington is....
trying to sabatoge the Rangers chances of sweeping
Beniot with the bases loaded
Now with the lead…
really? really?
by clinton33 on Jul 2, 2008 8:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm ready for Warner in the 7th.
Joe Morgan: (On Jay Bruce) I think he will. He brings energy to the team, and besides that, he is a pretty good hitter.
Ken Tremendous: I like that the #1 reason he will help his team is: "energy," and the distant #2 reason is: "ability to hit baseballs."
by TheBZA on Jul 2, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who's available?
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 2, 2008 8:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
oh come on benoit
what the hell. i figured you could at least throw an occasional strike while a little off.
now you can get the hell out of this game.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 2, 2008 8:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
GET HIM OUUUUUUUUUT
OUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
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by lonestarJon on Jul 2, 2008 8:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
How could Madrigal possibly do worse than Benoit?
I am not crazy about bringing him into a close game for his first outing, but Benoit cannot find the strike zone.
by uthornfan on Jul 2, 2008 8:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i'd raher see ,adrigal rightn ow
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by hinduplaya on Jul 2, 2008 8:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
well at least he's loosening
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by hinduplaya on Jul 2, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm glad you know
what the hell you just typed.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Jul 2, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
MOTHER FUCKIN FUCK FUCK!!!!
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 2, 2008 8:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
oooooooooh my god.
you walk the 7th and 8th places hitters after we just got a lead
seriously, you have to pull him. right now. it hurts the pen and shouldnt have to happen, but you cant let him throw the game away. i didnt think he would be this bad.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 2, 2008 8:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He can't pull him yet
Madrigal wasn’t warming until after the second walk.
by uthornfan on Jul 2, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fuck this game.
f you washington
f you Beniot
by clinton33 on Jul 2, 2008 8:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Madrigal up
Fake an injury, Joaquin.
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by lonestarJon on Jul 2, 2008 8:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Why does he have to fake?
Something ain’t right there.
Just keep your mask on and umpire the game! - Tom Grieve, 5/25/08
by EssBee on Jul 2, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then Madrigal could come in immediately..
and warm up on the mound with as long as he needs rather than have to wait for him to loosen in the pen.
That’s my guess on why he said that
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by rangers85 on Jul 2, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep
"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart
by lonestarJon on Jul 2, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I believe what he was saying
was that his pitching sucks so bad that he must actually be hurt. Thats how I read it at least.
by Slaw on Jul 2, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are correct, sir.
Something’s wrong with JB and I’d bet it’s physical.
Just keep your mask on and umpire the game! - Tom Grieve, 5/25/08
by EssBee on Jul 2, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
gardner's
obp before that walk? .000
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Jul 2, 2008 8:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
so that makes 4 walks in the last 5 hitters
one by mendoza.
and the 5th guy was a smash down the line davis caught.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 2, 2008 8:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Jack Benny needs to go back to Clinton
and learn to throw strikes.
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 2, 2008 8:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
+1
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 2, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anybody else getting audio, but no Josh or Tom
I’m in an apartment in Denton watching the game with sound, but no announcers. did I miss something?
by stltxfan on Jul 2, 2008 8:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
audio is fine for me...
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 2, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Might want to turn the sound up...
I’m getting sound in Fort Worth
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by rangers85 on Jul 2, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
someone else had same prob
they had directv i think. im good here with dish network.
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by A.Medina on Jul 2, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We need a double play dino right now ASAP
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 2, 2008 8:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You need to yell...
“INKARA!!!”
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Jul 2, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
INKARA now right now we need you!
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 2, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry... I was dropping a deuce
Glad to see it worked anyway
by Inkara1 on Jul 2, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dude
You had to piss like the proverbial race horse earlier and now you are destroying you bathroom. Are you okay? A doctor’s visit may be in order. I’m worried.
Just keep your mask on and umpire the game! - Tom Grieve, 5/25/08
by EssBee on Jul 2, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The other cat kept bugging me for attention while I was sitting on the toilet
I had the door open so I could hear the game while pooping… of course, mlb.tv did its “drop the connection when the statues commercial is starting” thing so I missed the first two outs of the Rangers’ half of the inning while wiping and washing my hands and stuff
by Inkara1 on Jul 2, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Heh
+1
"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart
by lonestarJon on Jul 2, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Courtesy wash:
The common practice of men, where after using a public restroom, instead of actually washing their hands, they simply slightly dampen them under the sink and then dry them on the pants or a paper towel. Thus giving the illusion that they did in fact wash their hands.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Jul 2, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn you Jack Benny...
ever since the Bradley homer I’ve been working on a new photoshop pic and thankfully missed you sucking.
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by rangers85 on Jul 2, 2008 8:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
pedroia a single away from the cycle...not good for ian's allstar bid
neither are errors though.
by phatjeremy on Jul 2, 2008 8:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Jeter is a wuss...
that pitch was barely inside
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by rangers85 on Jul 2, 2008 8:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i would very much love it
if a-rod does not have to bat with the bases loaded. please get jeter and abreu.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 2, 2008 8:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Alright, I have another NUKE pic
Who wants to see it?
Inkara is pissing me off…and Gdawg :)
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Jul 2, 2008 8:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Throw it up let's see it
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 2, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The last time...
I got fussed at for two innings.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Jul 2, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Phew
Joe Morgan: (On Jay Bruce) I think he will. He brings energy to the team, and besides that, he is a pretty good hitter.
Ken Tremendous: I like that the #1 reason he will help his team is: "energy," and the distant #2 reason is: "ability to hit baseballs."
by TheBZA on Jul 2, 2008 8:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
YA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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by hinduplaya on Jul 2, 2008 8:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
don't mess with benoit
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Jul 2, 2008 8:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WOOHOO
DE FENSE
clap clap clap
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by lisa w on Jul 2, 2008 8:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
jesus
hell yes.
that was luck that we escaped that inning. but ill take it.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 2, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
DP Dino not necessary
Just keep your mask on and umpire the game! - Tom Grieve, 5/25/08
by EssBee on Jul 2, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The DP dino...
Is always with us in spirit.
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by lonestarJon on Jul 2, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
DP!!!! YEAH!!!
Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside and something else will take its place. If I quit, however, it lasts forever. - Lance Armstrong
by esme on Jul 2, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hahaha
SUCK IT JETER!!!!
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by lonestarJon on Jul 2, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Jon... i think we've seen two FISTPUMPS OF THE YEAR... in this game...
by oc on Jul 2, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, that DP was more of a sigh of relief than a fistpump
But on Davis’ homer…. oh yeah.
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by lonestarJon on Jul 2, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that DP... definitely a fistpump...
...just because i didn’t trust Benoit to locate that pitch.
by oc on Jul 2, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 2, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Did the one on the right
have a shart?
Classic
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by LBBRangerFan on Jul 2, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Unreal
One of the best pictures posted on this site.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 2, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Come on Bradley, let's see another homer so I can bust out my latest photoshop creation
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by rangers85 on Jul 2, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yes yes yes!!!
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 2, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Who do you want on the mound in the 7th?
I assume that Every day is still out for tonight?
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by LBBRangerFan on Jul 2, 2008 8:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
bring in th kid
Warner Madrigal
Brandon Boggs 2008 Texas Rangers ROY
by RangerMad on Jul 2, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
per Nadel and Rojas... most likely...
...same thing for Franky… Inkara… lot of work for the ‘pen lately…
that explains the Benoit decision.
by oc on Jul 2, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not really
Jamey Wright could have come in to pitch that inning, or Madrigal.
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by lonestarJon on Jul 2, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thank god....
At least you settled down and got out of the inning….
by clinton33 on Jul 2, 2008 8:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

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