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7/29/08 game day thread 2

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Wright is getting stroked

"Congrats Rangers fans, you just found your replacement for Mark Teixeira. Just a crazy, crazy steal." -Goldstein

by Plum on Jul 29, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions  

hahahaha

still laughing

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Jul 29, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm turning the game off...

it we hold the lead, great.. but I’m not gonna watch us blow this one.

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 29, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions  

he didnt have the "real good stuff" in the 6th

which is a clue to NOT pitch him in the 7th =\

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 29, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Wright sucks tonight...

he has nothing, why did he even come back in the 7th?

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Jul 29, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Wright

Shut him down for at least a week. He needs a break, and we need a break from him.

by LSJ on Jul 29, 2008 9:20 PM CDT reply actions  

He definitely needs a rest

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think I have enough

Tums tonight

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 29, 2008 9:20 PM CDT reply actions  

so yeah...

anybody excited about pineapple express or tropic thunder?

i’m stoked

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 29, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Haven't heard of the second one.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

after the M's tie the game

goto youtube and search for it. make sure and watch the red band trailer. it’s an R rated trailer though, so if kids are around, turn the sound down low

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 29, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

The only kids I have around

are furry ones.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hmm...

Looked it up. Not really my style.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pineapple Express...

looks good. Tropic Thunder I think is one of those that will either blow or be pretty good, I could see it really going either way.

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Jul 29, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm tired of Ben Stiller in general

But still have hopes, in spite of him, that TT will be good.

by vfn on Jul 29, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Alright, Frank Frank.

Get us through this inning.
Everyday in the 8th.
CJ in the 9th.
And we are technically still leading.
This is salvageable, but the onus is on Frank Frank.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 29, 2008 9:22 PM CDT reply actions  

ANUS?!?

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 29, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

...

...

/crickets.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 29, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ticket Schtick

They did it today again and so it’s fresh on the brain

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 29, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh, ok.

Sorry, i was a little lost there.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 29, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

I would have been too

had I not just heard it

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 29, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

want cj in

with a 1 run lead. 3 runs, it’s ok. but 1?

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 29, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

this game hurts me

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 29, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions  

butters is crying his eyes out right now

I read that the people who worked there showed up to work this morning with a note on the door saying they’re out of a job.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 29, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

Poor, poor Butters.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 29, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

1 down

2 to go

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 29, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Can someone throw a damn strike

That doesn’t go over the mother fucking wall?

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 29, 2008 9:24 PM CDT reply actions  

2 OUTS

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Jul 29, 2008 9:24 PM CDT reply actions  

good news

is that laird is coming up to hit next inning. he’ll hit a homer. and ian is due to get a hit.

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 29, 2008 9:24 PM CDT reply actions  

And Vazquez

needs to redeem his two errors

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Frank.

Excellent.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 29, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions  

c'mon ron

brought in frankie in an inning too late

by FreeMoney4Sale on Jul 29, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions  

FRANKIE FOR CLOOOOSER

I have gotten to where I really love it when he comes into a ballgame.

by LSJ on Jul 29, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm not ready to go that far yet.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

laird certainly not hurting his trade value

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 29, 2008 9:28 PM CDT reply actions  

he's a stud

trade salts and maxram!!!

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 29, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Alright

Let’s go, more get some more RUNS!

Come on guys. Frankie pumped me up again, let’s keep it going.

by LSJ on Jul 29, 2008 9:29 PM CDT reply actions  

a little late but this is for jamey wright

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by MayurP on Jul 29, 2008 9:30 PM CDT reply actions  

way to get the bunt down

but wait thats the bats fault not his

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Jul 29, 2008 9:30 PM CDT reply actions  

The stupid son of a bitch

chewing sunflower seeds calls for a bunt in this game.

Simply brilliant, Ron Washington.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jul 29, 2008 9:30 PM CDT reply actions  

with 2 strikes!

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 29, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

You think

Wash is calling for a bunt when the count is 0-2

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 29, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Better than a GIDP

I guess.

But after two strikes, just let him swing.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Vazquez.

You fail.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 29, 2008 9:31 PM CDT reply actions  

What the hell is that

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 29, 2008 9:31 PM CDT reply actions  

STAARUGGGGLLLING

"Here comes the version of Benoit that lets the other team put it out of reach. I hate that version."
-Athos

by SaltyDawg on Jul 29, 2008 9:31 PM CDT reply actions  

If Ian Kinsler bunts, I'm torching Ron Washington's car.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 29, 2008 9:31 PM CDT reply actions  

This game is in high danger

Kins has to step up after a rough night.. go kins.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 29, 2008 9:31 PM CDT reply actions  

swinging 3-0 at a ball.. never looks good

its all good if he reaches though..

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 29, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

OMFG.

Baseball Strategy Fail.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 29, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply actions  

"FJM"?

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 29, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh god...

Josh said base clogging

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Jul 29, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply actions  

did we really need a sacrifice there?

I mean – we’re rocking this pitching staff

he is aware we’re not playing to tie right?

by simplesimon on Jul 29, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm not sure

He’s looked at the scoreboard in awhile.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's getting harder

and harder to give Wash the benefit of the doubt.

by Jea103 on Jul 29, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply actions  

what the hell kins

you effing suck today

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Jul 29, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply actions  

yeaaaaaaaaaaaah... probably should have taken that 3-0 pitch

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 29, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply actions  

kins takes plenty of walks

its just a bad at bat, whatever.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 29, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nah

He hadn’t got a hit tonight and he wanted one you could tell

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Jul 29, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Right

And anybody who wants to get a hit in the late innings is an asshole.

I agree he made a mistake swinging 3-0, but there’s no reason to go bashing him like this.

by LSJ on Jul 29, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

terrrrrrible

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Jul 29, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply actions  

that should have easily been 2 on

with MY AND Josh coming to AB

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Jul 29, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply actions  

I have a terrible, terrible feeling about this game.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 29, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Stick. With. F. X. 2.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 29, 2008 9:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Without a doubt

the dumbest, albeit very talented, team in major league baseball.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jul 29, 2008 9:34 PM CDT reply actions  

Cmon, Everyday.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 29, 2008 9:35 PM CDT reply actions  

1,2, 3 inning

Here.
Need it.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

trade value test #2....

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 29, 2008 9:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Ichiro will

try to go yard. Supposedly he is a bad ass or at least has the capability to hit HR’s when needed.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jul 29, 2008 9:36 PM CDT reply actions  

well

they’ve needed HRs all year – he must not be that much of a bad ass

by simplesimon on Jul 29, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Vasquez

Did he just forget how to play baseball?

Has anyone look so clueless in back to back nights….

by clinton33 on Jul 29, 2008 9:36 PM CDT reply actions  

Get some bench

Ichiro.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jul 29, 2008 9:37 PM CDT reply actions  

WHOOO!

Siddown, Tokyo Joe!

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 29, 2008 9:37 PM CDT reply actions  

ichiro k'd?

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 29, 2008 9:37 PM CDT reply actions  

That's how he shows off his power

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sit down, Ichiro Suzuki.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 29, 2008 9:38 PM CDT reply actions  

How sad is that

I heard the words “Wilie Bllomquist pinch hitting”

and he actually gets a hit

imagine how much your team sucks that you have to pinch hit with Willie Bloomquist and it’s not for a pitcher

by simplesimon on Jul 29, 2008 9:39 PM CDT reply actions  

imagine how much your team sucks

for giving up a pinch hit to Willie Bloomquist.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 29, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

how

did he just K the good hitters and give up a hit to Willie B?

by hungrysasquatch on Jul 29, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

That’s the distgusting thing, too – of all the teams in baseball, these are the guys we can’t close out?

by LSJ on Jul 29, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Trade value a rising

throughout the entire team

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 29, 2008 9:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Eddie last ranger inning?

perhaps.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 29, 2008 9:40 PM CDT reply actions  

brewers, marlins and tigers all checking on him

its certainly no sure thing that we will trade him.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 29, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

One of the few good pitchers they have and

all u guys can talk about is trading him, give me a break!

by TRFAN on Jul 30, 2008 1:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

EDDIE! EDDIE! EDDIE!

Guardado FIRED UP as he exits.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 29, 2008 9:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Thank goodness

That’s over.

Now, in the words of Harry Caray, “Let’s get some runs!”

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 9:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Eddie reminds me of The Rock, somehow

Maybe it’s his exaggerated gestures after a scoreless inning.

by jamcadbury on Jul 29, 2008 9:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Odds of a Ranger victory?

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 29, 2008 9:41 PM CDT reply actions  

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 29, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

i'd say 60%

fan graphs says 86%

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 29, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

The graph

It obviously doesn’t take CJ Wilson’s WHIP into account…

by LSJ on Jul 29, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

exactly what I was thinking

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 29, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Seattle

is the kind of team I think CJ can handle

no plate discipline whatsoever

by simplesimon on Jul 29, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Eddie: "Come on, Let's Fucking Go"

Josh: “Eddie with an atta boy right there”

by ericeric on Jul 29, 2008 9:42 PM CDT reply actions  

lol

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 29, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Josh Lewin is like Ned Flanders.

Tries to be cute, kind of naive, pretty annoying.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 29, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Josh

Censoring Rangers players since 2002

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who said 25 runs tonight?

We’re getting close.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 9:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Nooooooooo

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

sigh

ive reversed positions. these latest nagging injuries have pushed me over the top. we need to trade him.

of course, just like with hank, the injuries prevent him from being traded.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 29, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 29, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow, that posted on accident before I even came close to finishing the post

I’ll take the nagging injuries and a few weeks missed of playing time in a year he is recovering from ACL surgery if his bat remains near as good as it is.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 29, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

0-9

young and kinsler combined

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 29, 2008 9:44 PM CDT reply actions  

bradley pulled, hes been traded!

oh wait, its milton bradley. hes got some random injury.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 29, 2008 9:44 PM CDT reply actions  

i didnt notice that

wasnt really clear cut he was injured, but it looked suspcious

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 29, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

He sat too close to Hank in the dugout

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

He does lead the league in syndromes.

He said it himself.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heh

Poor Hank. He used to be one of my favorites, but he just can’t stay on the field anymore…

by LSJ on Jul 29, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

don't say that

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 29, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

If Padilla is traded....

It will happen before he pitches tomorrow.

I don’t see it happening

by clinton33 on Jul 29, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

wanna bet?

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 29, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think maybe

a catcher but I have no idea which one(s.

by Jea103 on Jul 29, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mike Young

I appreciate him gutting it out tonight,

but he needs some time off – he’s obviously being affected by the finger

by simplesimon on Jul 29, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Ryan Roberts sighting!

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 29, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply actions  

He's such a little guy

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

All in favor of purposely confusing Ryan Roberts with Ryan Reynolds?

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 29, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

???

I don’t get it.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've already confused his name.

Referred to him as Ryan Reynolds to a coworker. It’s the RR thing.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 29, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

plus ryan reynolds kicks ass

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 29, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

singles are for shortstops.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 29, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

your one man crusade merely entertains me.

a sideshow of sorts.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 29, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

hamilton says

i will never see the .290’s again!

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 29, 2008 9:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Hammy's tattoos look somewhat decent

this guys…..

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 29, 2008 9:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Scroll up

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

i didnt see anything

why don’t you just say yes or no?

by texrangers31 on Jul 29, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

He pulled up lame a little earlier.

He looks ok.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 29, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Per a breif muttering by Victor Rojas

He has a strained quad (which he’s had before this year.)

by LSJ on Jul 29, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

X
Bradley has a left quad strain

Says Victor…

A Lonestar in California

by lonestarJon on Jul 29, 2008 7:44 PM PDT reply reply actions actions 0 recs

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Or not a Ranger anymore?

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 29, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

come on murph

don’t go for 0 for like kins and young

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 29, 2008 9:50 PM CDT reply actions  

Light a candle

CJ is coming in

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 9:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Crap!

When did Ibanez become a competent fielder?

by hungrysasquatch on Jul 29, 2008 9:51 PM CDT reply actions  

never

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 29, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

LET'S DO THIS!

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 29, 2008 9:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Closer Carlin

Makes it all better

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Please Don't F This Up CJ

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by rangers85 on Jul 29, 2008 9:52 PM CDT reply actions  

CJ is good in close games

Have the faith

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 29, 2008 9:52 PM CDT reply actions  

I have the faith

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 29, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Don't screw up don't screw up don't screw up

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by rangers85 on Jul 29, 2008 9:52 PM CDT reply actions  

hhhhaha

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Jul 29, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Why is Sidney Ponson not an option?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

you’re on a roll tonight

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 29, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

She loos terrified

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 29, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

*looks*

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 29, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

I am going to be postive for once....

Lets go CJ!!!

man that was really hard….

by clinton33 on Jul 29, 2008 9:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Can we get

Ozzie Guillen to make a call to the bullpen?

by hungrysasquatch on Jul 29, 2008 9:53 PM CDT reply actions  

when cj comes in

the fan graphs should drop 10% automatically

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 29, 2008 9:54 PM CDT reply actions  

PH with Johjima?

What a weird move

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by rangers85 on Jul 29, 2008 9:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Johjima PH?

LaHair should be pissed

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 9:54 PM CDT reply actions  

johjima is great against lefties

hits something like .180

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 29, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Urrrrgh

My stomach just formed a square knot.

by LSJ on Jul 29, 2008 9:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Losing the next couple of games wouldn't be so bad

If there are still people in the FO who think we may be in this thing, that, plus Tex to the Angels, would surely convince them we need to sell.

by chief on Jul 29, 2008 9:55 PM CDT reply actions  

heh is the article about blalock on the rangers site old?

openly admitted to lieing about blalock yesterday.

not nice JD. although it certainly confirms they were trying to trade him.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 29, 2008 9:55 PM CDT reply actions  

The Mariners announcers were alluding to that earlier

Said Hank threw Wash under the bus by responding to a text from his mom about his shoulder?? I didn’t hear all of it, so that may not all be correct

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did you Californians feel that?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Someone needs to get a shot of that

that is a perfect fail pic

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 29, 2008 9:55 PM CDT reply actions  

BELLYFLOP!

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by rangers85 on Jul 29, 2008 9:55 PM CDT reply actions  

what a bad team

that was terrible bunt attempt

by simplesimon on Jul 29, 2008 9:56 PM CDT reply actions  

CJ, are you kidding me?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 9:58 PM CDT reply actions  

This is the worst possible scenario.

Except that it’s the Mariners. But still.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 29, 2008 9:58 PM CDT reply actions  

FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST!

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by rangers85 on Jul 29, 2008 9:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Man Johjima is legitimately hurt

ouch.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 29, 2008 9:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Washburn PH?

Ha ha. I’d laugh.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 9:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Or pinch run

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who uses a pitcher to pinch run?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

dear God, why does CJ have to give us constant heartburn......

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jul 29, 2008 9:59 PM CDT reply actions  

holy hell

I can’t believe I just saw that. I’m nearly tearing up from laughter at that

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 29, 2008 10:00 PM CDT reply actions  

What did I miss?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Washburn pinch running...

Didn’t have a belt on.

Manager gave him his belt.

Washburn running out to first base while putting belt on.

by RachelB on Jul 29, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh yeah...

Saw that. Pretty interesting

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Jul 29, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Someone has been watching Conan's SAT prep

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by rangers85 on Jul 29, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 29, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, I honestly don't know what kind of speed Washburn has.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 29, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Probably more

than any of our pitchers

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

not even a basehit

Call 1-800-DOCTORB. The B is for bargain!

by Panorama on Jul 29, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

LOL

This is miserable.

by N41D on Jul 29, 2008 10:02 PM CDT reply actions  

lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 29, 2008 10:02 PM CDT reply actions  

That is probably the worst play I've seen on the Major League level.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 29, 2008 10:03 PM CDT reply actions  

FUCK THIS

This pitching and defense is putrid.

by philkid3 on Jul 29, 2008 10:03 PM CDT reply actions  

ive yet to turn on CJ, but Im closer than ive ever been

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 29, 2008 10:03 PM CDT reply actions  

That play ain't CJ's fault.

But he certainly set them up to fail.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 29, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I agree

A closer with a 5+ ERA and 7 homeruns given up doesn’t deserve to be closing anymore.

by hiafex on Jul 29, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Boo.

We are officially the laughing stock of baseball.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 10:03 PM CDT reply actions  

+1

I just spent 30 seconds cradling my head in my heads thinking, “I did not just see that.”

by RachelB on Jul 29, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I liked Vazquez til tonight

I think this is karma for his little rant at the Rangers earlier.

At this point, put Roberts in.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh man...

oh man. wow. That was just…wow.

by Garcia on Jul 29, 2008 10:03 PM CDT reply actions  

All you can do is laugh really

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jul 29, 2008 10:03 PM CDT reply actions  

I can't stop laughing.

This is comical.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 29, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

But it’s a sort of putrid laughter.

by LSJ on Jul 29, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's the kind of laugh

You do when you trip and fall in front of everyone and want them to think you’re okay, but really, you’ve torn your pants and everyone can see you’re bleeding.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm ready for the Frankie Frank closer experiment myself....

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jul 29, 2008 10:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Vazquez sucks

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by rangers85 on Jul 29, 2008 10:04 PM CDT reply actions  

That was a huge break.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 29, 2008 10:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow

something actually just went right

by hungrysasquatch on Jul 29, 2008 10:05 PM CDT reply actions  

If you let the Rangers hang your head

you haven’t been a Ranger fan very long…... or you just don’t have thick skin. The Rangers have been pulling Vanderbilt type snatch defeat from the jaws of victory losses for decades.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 29, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

We've also been bottom of the standings for decades

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by rangers85 on Jul 29, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

that was pretty fail-ish by the M's

considering now its still a 1 run game.

well, unless CJ REALLY sucks.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 29, 2008 10:05 PM CDT reply actions  

typical rangers

worst defense
worst pitching

by kumizi on Jul 29, 2008 10:05 PM CDT reply actions  

i hate you CJ....

I am so sick of you that I can’t stand to look at your fucking face.

by clinton33 on Jul 29, 2008 10:05 PM CDT reply actions  

CJ should be starter anyways.

Finally, i’m glad we are going to lose this game….quit this we might make the playoffs bullshit and trade these guys off and build up for next year.

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Jul 29, 2008 10:06 PM CDT reply actions  

I know....

closing and starting are two very different things, but what about this season gives anyone any hope that CJ is worth a crap at all?

by bdavison94 on Jul 29, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

i was kidding.

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Jul 29, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

im not too happy

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 29, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

although actually

i really have moved on past the hanging on every game stage. i care more about the trade deadline right now.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 29, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

He should be!

Dude needs to go into the dugout and punch himself in the nads!

by rcreative on Jul 29, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

hopefully

he’ll punch the wall and break his hand so he can spare us

by simplesimon on Jul 29, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow

Big Papi’s Defense > Vazquez Defense

by Beasticon on Jul 29, 2008 10:06 PM CDT reply actions  

But hey

at least the players love Ron Washington.

Fuck anybody that would actually make them play smart.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jul 29, 2008 10:07 PM CDT reply actions  

yeah its definitely washington’s fault that vazquez sucks ass, especially since blalock can’t play a fuckin week of baseball without hitting the DL

by Beasticon on Jul 29, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not going to insult the Walkoff Walrus

by getting him involved in this shitty mess.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 29, 2008 10:07 PM CDT reply actions  

+1

If the game gets tied, then the Walrus can emerge.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 29, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Is it too late to put OMFT back at 3rd?

by hungrysasquatch on Jul 29, 2008 10:07 PM CDT reply actions  

I'd rather have a Blalock on one stick

than this bum.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 29, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

*this bum*

referring to stache-quez.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 29, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Burke...

he never left the game, Johjima PH for LeHair

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by rangers85 on Jul 29, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

ah

got confused by Josh and Tom’s conversation, I think.

by RachelB on Jul 29, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Clement?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Anyone know....

what the OBP is for the 1st batter against CJ….

it has to be crazy.

by clinton33 on Jul 29, 2008 10:08 PM CDT reply actions  

walk off rally time

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 29, 2008 10:08 PM CDT reply actions  

woo, very succesful first 3 seconds

go Byrdman, GOOOOOOOO CD.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 29, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Byrdman.

He’s been unusually solid.

Washington, if you bunt, you’re dead to me.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 29, 2008 10:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Davis. Your game. Now.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 10:09 PM CDT reply actions  

BBIMBF will go out with you if you hit one out, CD.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 29, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd go out with him anyway.

But I’ll make it more worth his while if he hits it out.

But just a base hit. He doesn’t wanna go out.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Funny thing is

i don’t feel bad at all. Not even close to being devastated about a loss like this. I’m immune to it by now…

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Jul 29, 2008 10:09 PM CDT reply actions  

Beasticon.

Got a real shot now.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 29, 2008 10:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Love me some Davis

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 29, 2008 10:10 PM CDT reply actions  

VAZQUEZ

We need to get 2 runs here so we dont have to risk vazquez making 4 more errors

by Beasticon on Jul 29, 2008 10:10 PM CDT reply actions  

false hope!

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Jul 29, 2008 10:10 PM CDT reply actions  

if that had been higher

its gone. he was all over it. just too low to elevate.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 29, 2008 10:11 PM CDT reply actions  

wow it was even lower than i thought

probably should have taken that one =p

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 29, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Come on Laird… this is your chance to win me over!

by LSJ on Jul 29, 2008 10:11 PM CDT reply actions  

Whoa

High stakes there.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

lets havbe...

Lets have our guy who is hitting .320 and 3-3 tonight bunt

by Beasticon on Jul 29, 2008 10:11 PM CDT reply actions  

ooh, he pulled it back and was going to swing.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 29, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

OMFT

Come on.

By the way, for some reason, I read that in my head as “OH MY FUCKING TOOLS!”

by philkid3 on Jul 29, 2008 10:12 PM CDT reply actions  

odds on bunting?

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 29, 2008 10:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Baseball is such a cruel

bitch. Vazquez is going to line out into a dp.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jul 29, 2008 10:12 PM CDT reply actions  

he was not out

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Jul 29, 2008 10:13 PM CDT reply actions  

thats why bunting sucks so much.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 29, 2008 10:13 PM CDT reply actions  

+ a very large number

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 29, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

And it's why

Billy Beane didn’t hire his ass.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jul 29, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

what the hell is that?!?!?!

YOU SUCK UMP!!!!

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 29, 2008 10:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Come on Wash...

go yell and get thrown out

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by rangers85 on Jul 29, 2008 10:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Wash.

I wish he had the damned bunt shoved up his ass cross-ways.

by Athos on Jul 29, 2008 10:13 PM CDT reply actions  

yes

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 29, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

I still have to write a column tonight.

But this game has zapped my creativity.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Looks like he might have been out...

good defensive play, one that we would have fumbled I’m sure

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by rangers85 on Jul 29, 2008 10:14 PM CDT reply actions  

...

Why did Washington have Laird not bunt on 1-0, but Bunt on 2-0 and not have Byrd on a big lead????

by Beasticon on Jul 29, 2008 10:14 PM CDT reply actions  

1-2

i fear the horrible swing double play.

god giving up that out with laird on fire hurts.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 29, 2008 10:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Please.

Do something, Ramon. Anything.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 29, 2008 10:15 PM CDT reply actions  

+1

And I don’t even know what happened, but I called it.

by rcreative on Jul 29, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

WOOOOOOO

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Jul 29, 2008 10:15 PM CDT reply actions  

lol ramon

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 29, 2008 10:16 PM CDT reply actions  

asl;dfka's;dlfka'l;kf';dlsakf;'lasdk

;flsdkasdfasdfasdfsadfasdfasdf

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Jul 29, 2008 10:16 PM CDT reply actions  

The bunt

baseball’s version of the two point conversion

by Brandon Wilson on Jul 29, 2008 10:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Vazquez...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

by N41D on Jul 29, 2008 10:16 PM CDT reply actions  

I TOLD YOU!!!!!!

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Jul 29, 2008 10:16 PM CDT reply actions  

WE "RE BACK IN IT

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Jul 29, 2008 10:16 PM CDT reply actions  

DA STACHE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 29, 2008 10:16 PM CDT reply actions  

...

Vazquez set it up like that so he could get the game winning hit

by Beasticon on Jul 29, 2008 10:16 PM CDT reply actions  

that was one weird day for the stache.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 29, 2008 10:16 PM CDT reply actions  

WE INTERRUPT THIS BLOG TO BLOW YOUR MIND!!!!






"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 29, 2008 10:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Vazquez...

I just forgave your three errors.

Rachel, I may need your services. My heart is hurting.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 10:16 PM CDT reply actions  

I swiped some extra nitroglycerin and morphine on my way out tonight.

I had a feeling that whichever way this game went, some of us would need it.

by RachelB on Jul 29, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha ha

Good call on any given night.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jul 29, 2008 10:16 PM CDT reply actions  

This should be hung in the locker room.

“Who needs pitching?

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Jul 29, 2008 10:16 PM CDT reply actions  

NO BULLSHIT

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Jul 29, 2008 10:16 PM CDT reply actions  

black is white

up is down.

Unbelievable.

"Dying ain't hard. It's living that's hard."

by Josey Wales on Jul 29, 2008 10:17 PM CDT reply actions  

WOOOOOOOO! But i still kind of hate you

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by rangers85 on Jul 29, 2008 10:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Vazquez doesn't even look happy.

Lol.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 29, 2008 10:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Eat it Mariners

you suck more than we do!

Call 1-800-DOCTORB. The B is for bargain!

by Panorama on Jul 29, 2008 10:17 PM CDT reply actions  

wow after all that

we won

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Jul 29, 2008 10:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Holy Shit

You’d think they just won a playoff series or something.

Good for Vasquez, though. It’s hard not to like him.

by Black Francis on Jul 29, 2008 10:17 PM CDT reply actions  

hah

Ichiro should have had that….what a horrible route he took for that fly ball…

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Jul 29, 2008 10:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Lol.

That game seriously just made me laugh. Nothing more. Just made me laugh.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 29, 2008 10:18 PM CDT reply actions  

I wish Laird hadn't jumped on Davis and Young

We don’t need any more injuries

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 10:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Sweet mother of god

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 29, 2008 10:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Fun fangraph from tonight...

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by rangers85 on Jul 29, 2008 10:18 PM CDT reply actions  

A win that feels like, at least a very little bit, a Fail.

Off to crack open the bottle of grain alcohol. ‘Nite.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 29, 2008 10:19 PM CDT reply actions  

On the Replay

Kinsler out 4-6 weeks after straining his back holding Laird up

by phina on Jul 29, 2008 10:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh yeah...I thought I saw Kinsler down there

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Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

post-game evaluation

+ walkoff win
+ eddie good inning, in case we do get a good offer
+ laird on fire, in case we get a good offer

- finger might be messing MY up
- bradley hurt again, hurts lineup and any trade possibilities
- blalock hurt pre-game, hurts…... trade possibilities.

yeah im obsessed with trades right now.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 29, 2008 10:19 PM CDT reply actions  

ramon isnt

take that! beep!

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 29, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

LMFAOOO

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Jul 29, 2008 10:19 PM CDT reply actions  

ROFL

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Jul 29, 2008 10:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow...

Vazquez is an asshole…

“Take that [beep]”

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by rangers85 on Jul 29, 2008 10:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Did he really say something?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Said...

Thanks to everyone who stayed and cheered for me to get a hit… To those that booed me, take that [beep]

by N41D on Jul 29, 2008 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh my

Ramon…that’s just not the way to handle it.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

He said beep

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jul 29, 2008 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

WHAAA????

FUCK YOU RAMON, go away…

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Jul 29, 2008 10:20 PM CDT reply actions  

for those who were booing take that?

That can go two ways.

Adds to the big headedness or it was a joke

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Jul 29, 2008 10:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Wow

For those booing me. Take that beep ~ Ramon Vazquez

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jul 29, 2008 10:20 PM CDT reply actions  

I don't get Rangers feed.

But he really said that?

Unbelievable. Just be gracious.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did the interviewer comment on that?

Or just kinda let it slide awkwardly?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

It was Knoxie interviewing him...

can you guess anythign other than awkward?

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by rangers85 on Jul 29, 2008 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Knoxie

Knox was kinda dumbfounded and just said “Alright Ramon good job tonight”

AKWARD

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jul 29, 2008 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

word for word

I just want to thank all the fans who stayed and clapped for me during the at bat. And for all that bood. Take that beep

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by bigsteve on Jul 29, 2008 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yikes

Stay classy, Ramon.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Awesome

I’ve never seen a better post game interview.

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by Gdawg on Jul 29, 2008 10:20 PM CDT reply actions  

OMG.....ih ope your fucking boood every single AB

CUT his ass…i don’t feel like we just won that game now, he took all the fun out of this.

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Jul 29, 2008 10:20 PM CDT reply actions  

no, i just said it to be funny

u know, he he

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Jul 29, 2008 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

and to think

the host of the rangers replay was just talking about how nice he was

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Jul 29, 2008 10:21 PM CDT reply actions  

lmfao!!!

those two pics and comments were the funniest things i’ve ever seen on this site. I was laughing for like 3 minutes. that was great.

by texaschief on Jul 29, 2008 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 29, 2008 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

so true.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 29, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

He'll get a mention

In John Barten’s column, for sure.

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

by Ed Coffin on Jul 29, 2008 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

I guess

Ramon should have said, “How does my ass taste?” to the fans who booed him.

by coolaid on Jul 29, 2008 10:24 PM CDT reply actions  

It tasted pretty gross the last few nights....

picked off 3rd down 1 run in the 8th last night

fails to pick a ball in which laird had the runner gunned which led to a run.

commits 3 errors tonight including one that lets the go-ahead run score in the 9th…

by clinton33 on Jul 29, 2008 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Weren't we told to have faith in CJ?

He’s good in close games, right?

Well, he got a W. And wins and losses are how you measure pitchers.

You go, Siege!!!

by philkid3 on Jul 29, 2008 10:24 PM CDT reply actions  

ahem

and Ramon is right—it’s the Rangers fans who are morons, as usual

by tangiers on Jul 29, 2008 10:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Uh...

my philosophy is, you make 3 errors in the game that cost your team 3 runs ultimately including a go ahead run in the Top 9th, you deserve the boos you get at that time. He’d have gotten boo’d in pretty much any park in the league.

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by rangers85 on Jul 29, 2008 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

not once did he say

I should have made those plays. Instead, he said again and again “those were tough plays.”

by hungrysasquatch on Jul 29, 2008 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

how dare fans make a couple mild boos toward a third error in the 9th inning of a tie game.

pfft.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 29, 2008 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Holy shit

That was… something. I’m elated we won, but I’m still really pissed off at the way we played those last few innings…

by LSJ on Jul 29, 2008 10:26 PM CDT reply actions  

There is none

game was on MY27

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jul 29, 2008 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh

I never listen to the radio so I don’t know

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jul 29, 2008 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

There's this thing called radio...

that takes callers, generally ones driving home from the game. I’m sure there’ll be some entertaining calls tonight.

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by rangers85 on Jul 29, 2008 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

its called rangers live on tv =)

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 29, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jeff is crying right now

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by rangers85 on Jul 29, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

eh, theyve had this all season

i dont think they care anymore.

outside of mocking the rangers stadium after strolling in to the most dramatic park effect thats been in play all season with the wind and newly 100 degree temps.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 29, 2008 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rotoworld

already commenting that if MB goes to the DL, Rangers call up Cruz to DH

Ya....That's Real Mature.

by SMITTY on Jul 29, 2008 10:29 PM CDT reply actions  

hope the quad strain

isn’t anything big and we can just trade Nellie already

Ya....That's Real Mature.

by SMITTY on Jul 29, 2008 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

If we trade one of the two mlb catchers (right now)

Max could DH while backing up laird and cruz could come up to DH a little bit and get some occasional OF starts.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 29, 2008 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Where does that leave OKC

in terms of catchers? Teagarden is about to leave for Beijing.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

in a bad position

but really, does it matter?

as long as the guy can handle the pitchers decently.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 29, 2008 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

catchers

there would be some temp promotions somewhere, because frisco is without frostad who is playing for team canada

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Jul 30, 2008 7:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

Bringing Cruz up requires

a move on the 40…
Who would you option or DFA?

by awillis111 on Jul 29, 2008 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

move someone to the 60 day DL

I believe Jennings and Gabbard are on the 15 day DL

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-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 29, 2008 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Think I read earlier

Jennings was already moved to the 60.

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by Lisa W on Jul 29, 2008 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

DFA Blalock

He has no value, and I don’t see his 2009 opt being p/u’d…

While on the subject, what would we give to get K-Rod??

by awillis111 on Jul 29, 2008 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

So last week, I wrote my column about life lessons you can learn from baseball

I guess I didn’t add class. I needed Ramon to teach that, apparently.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 10:30 PM CDT reply actions  

Well we already knew he didn't have a lot of class...

going and complaining to management about losing playing time to Blalock. This just confirms it

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by rangers85 on Jul 29, 2008 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

I didn't know about the complaining until today.

He’s lost a lot of my respect in the last 12 hours.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah

a guy who was brought in on a minor league deal again this year I beleive, and then gets a little playing time and says ” I dont think I see myself in Texas next year I want to go somewhere where I get more playing time” WTF your Ramon Vasquez dude

by blueballlefty on Jul 29, 2008 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

yep

that raised my eyebrows. That’s just something you internalize and take home with you. I can’t believe he said something like that.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 29, 2008 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I totally get him thinking that (however unwarranted it is), but just keep that to yourself, man.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yet, another CJ melt down. Please tell me someone is interested in a spastic, race car driving, tool shed closer. CJ beats me down!

by boogercounty.tx on Jul 29, 2008 10:32 PM CDT reply actions  

So...

He puts two men on base that wind up scoring (even if it is on an error, he still put them there), but he’s still an elite closer because the offense bailed his ass out in the bottom of the 9th?

I don’t think so.

by LSJ on Jul 29, 2008 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

ive been an ardent CJ supporter

but whats wrong about that comment? CJ didnt pitch well tonight. Save % makes struggling tolerable, but it doesnt make you an elite closer.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 29, 2008 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Pretty sure

that the comments by ericeric were sarcastic.

by coolaid on Jul 29, 2008 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

perhaps

didnt really think about it. not sure though.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 29, 2008 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Usually its

hard to tell if a person is being sarcastic or not but I think that was pretty clear, at least to me.

by coolaid on Jul 29, 2008 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

enough to ask if someone is joking for not realizing so?

eh.

but whatever, no big deal obviously. moving on..

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 29, 2008 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

CJ's WHIP

Was 1.581 coming into the game. He puts to many runners on base, and that has been a fact all year long. Tonight, it came up and bit him in the ass finally – you can’t excuse the continuation of a year-long trend just because the runners scored on an error, or the offense won the game anyway.

by LSJ on Jul 29, 2008 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

The Angels don't need anything else

Except money to pay Tex.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

Too much

I’ve thought about that too, but he’s a free agent after this year, and he’d cost to much to sign or resign, especially if he breaks the saves record this season.

I’m all for getting a better closer, but I don’t see K-Rod as the solution.

by LSJ on Jul 29, 2008 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

his sky pointing and mouthing

would make me projectile vomit on my computer. I don’t think I could afford to keep buying new computers.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 29, 2008 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

OK...new idea

How about a new pitching coach…

What aould it take to get Orel back??

by awillis111 on Jul 29, 2008 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm all in favor

of a new pitching coach.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heh

I don’t know… I’d like to hire that guy that got fired by the Mets earleir this year, if he’s still on the market. Forgot what his name is…

I do think Connor is a shitty pitching coach though.

by LSJ on Jul 29, 2008 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well he has already told LAA

to shove it….but then again, so A-Rod last year

by awillis111 on Jul 29, 2008 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm assuming this is a joke.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 29, 2008 10:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

CJ was disappointing tonight

And has been disappointing a lot lately. But I think he and the rest of the bullpen are the victims of a poor starting rotation. They’re overworked.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hmmm, you can say that about the rest of the bullpen, but not CJ

I don’t know how many innings he’s pitched but I doubt it would be considered overworked. He doesn’t seem to have control of any of his pitches atm.

by hiafex on Jul 29, 2008 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's pitched 44 innings so far this season

Which is one inning more than he pitched in all of 2006.
And about 20 innings shy of what he pitched all of last year.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's pitched 47 innings so far this season.

But K-Rod is far more of a veteran than CJ, who is still technically still in his first year of closing. If we’re going to talk about not stretching Feldman’s arm as a starter in his first year, doesn’t the same apply to CJ as a closer?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was just browsing through the IPs by closers this year and

43ish seems to be about the average. I don’t understand how you can consider that to be overworked when it’s league average and the fact that he use to be a SP. All I’m saying is that you can’t blame his poor performance solely on the number of innings pitched.

by hiafex on Jul 29, 2008 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm all on board with calling his performance poor tonight

I just don’t think it’s time to pull the plug on him yet.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

as the band Devo said...

“Crack that WHIP!” Seriously, the guy has the skills, but he consistently allows way too many baserunners and has extremely extended periods of control problems. He needs to go after hitters more.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 29, 2008 10:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, you can blame his poor performance on his doucheness! WHAT A TOOL!

"My FB has so much movement I have no clue where it’s going"…..Well, figure it out in the pen, and take your adjustments to the bump.

by boogercounty.tx on Jul 29, 2008 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

dude

CJ pitched ok, he gave up a hit on a first pitch fastball that wasnt a bad pitch, and then hit a guy with a curveball which I really think Kenji could have gotten out of the way of, and then Vasquez really made two errors on one play. Oh and can you tell me why we have our 3rd baseman on the grass there?

by blueballlefty on Jul 29, 2008 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

The fastball was too high

He hit Johjima when he had 2 strikes on him.
I don’t think CJ is consistent enough to be the closer.

by hiafex on Jul 29, 2008 10:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

KC is leading OAK 2-1

in the 6th

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 10:36 PM CDT reply actions  

KC still up

5-2 after 7

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Haha on lookout landing

Way to go, JJ.

by eponymous_coward on Jul 29, 2008 8:16 PM PDT reply reply 0 recs
Oh

I see that Putz has successfully converted a blown save.

by ThundaPC on Jul 29, 2008 8:24 PM PDT reply reply 0 recs

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by rangers85 on Jul 29, 2008 10:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Tomorrow's pitcher

Batista has a 6.67 ERA

If we don’t launch homers off of him, we just need to forfeit the rest of the season.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 10:37 PM CDT reply actions  

6.67 ERA…I’ll be at the TEMPLE tomorrow night for that slaying!

by boogercounty.tx on Jul 29, 2008 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

cj stinks

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 29, 2008 10:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Then I suggest a shower

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by rangers85 on Jul 29, 2008 10:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Boot a ball, throw a few away…and then tell the fans to "bleep"…that a boy Ramon. You ran into that FB meat.

I apologize, I am a huge Ranger fan, but Wright and Wilson have put me in a bad mode.

GREAT WIN! I can’t wait for tomorrow night!

by boogercounty.tx on Jul 29, 2008 10:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Ramon

if he plays tomorrow, he’s going to be booed heavily every AB.

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Jul 29, 2008 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

No doubt

And Ron should make him put on his big boy pants and go out there and take it.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 10:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not if

he hits a two- run double to win the game in the bottom of the ninth, then he wont.

by octoberty on Jul 29, 2008 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Going to the game tomorrow....

and I am booing Vazquez during batting practice just for being a duechbag

by clinton33 on Jul 29, 2008 10:43 PM CDT reply actions  

thank you

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Jul 29, 2008 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

I bet you won't

if he hits a two run double to win the game in the bottom of the ninth.

by octoberty on Jul 29, 2008 11:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hope someone makes a sign tomorrow...

that says “No Ramon. [Beep] You”

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by rangers85 on Jul 29, 2008 10:51 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

I dont think that would win the contest.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 29, 2008 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

No

but I would laugh

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"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Jul 29, 2008 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

No

But it would get a few laughs.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

Probably...

wouldn’t even make it that late into the game before security would take it up

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by rangers85 on Jul 29, 2008 10:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

That would be classic.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 10:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll totally allow you to use it...

since I can’t really make it to a game this week.

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by rangers85 on Jul 29, 2008 10:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

I will....

you think they will take it up at the gate?

by clinton33 on Jul 29, 2008 10:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe...

but if you make another sign, just put that one in front of the other one, but likely they won’t even look at it, could even fold it in half while going in.

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by rangers85 on Jul 29, 2008 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

With Roberts up here now,

are the Rangers now the most heavily tattooed team in MLB?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 10:55 PM CDT reply actions  

sorry guys

but I didn’t think the Vazquez comment was a big deal at all. Kind of funny in fact.

"You can't reason with your heart; it has its own laws, and thumps about things which the intellect scorns." - from A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court, by Mark Twain

by dstar442005 on Jul 29, 2008 10:55 PM CDT reply actions  

I kind of did too

but I never boo Rangers players no matter what they are doing (or screwing up).

Once they return as a player on another team after an ugly parting? well, that’s fair game. (see also: Teixeira)

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Jul 29, 2008 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

I don’t boo guys on our team either. Even when I say boo in here, I’m not really booing them. I’m just booing what happened.

-- Micah
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"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Tex is an ass

and ranks up there with Ass-Rod

by awillis111 on Jul 29, 2008 10:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

What?

“Tex is an ass and ranks up there with Ass-Rod”, where did that come from? Anyway, I watched what Ramon said and thought his comments were actually very funny. I was thinking, yeah, he just shoved it down their throats and stuck it up their butts. I loved it. Ramon is a solid guy and his teammates love him. So, he had three errors. A bad night on defense, he’s usually very good. He had 4 hits for crying out loud and had a clutch hit to win the game. Give the guy credit where credit is due. I love games like this where it’s down to the last out. Otherwise, verrrryyyy boring. Go Rangers!

by TexasHeater on Jul 29, 2008 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

+ 1,000.000

Give the guy a break he had his job taken away from him after doing a bang up job. He’s then asked to go back out there only because the fragile wonder had another breakdown.
I think he’s still pissed about that, I can’t blame the guy for being pissed, he’s done an amazing job of filling in. He wants to start – and will somewhere. I wish it were here but based on what he said yesterday it won’t be unfortunately. Hank was not up to the job again.

There is no status, except for me. Because I am who I am.

MILES

by LAMuscleFag on Jul 29, 2008 11:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

LAMF and TexasHeater

You misread my comment…By Tex, I was referring to Teixiera….For his parting shots at this club, he desreves to be boo’d out of the park.

by awillis111 on Jul 31, 2008 5:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

me neither

I never boo current Rangers.

"You can't reason with your heart; it has its own laws, and thumps about things which the intellect scorns." - from A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court, by Mark Twain

by dstar442005 on Jul 29, 2008 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Only boo'ing ive done in arlington

carlos lee’s lazy turn a single into a triple play after making another poor play earlier. make a representative effort please.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 29, 2008 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Lee

sure you dont mean when he candy assed it and turned a single into an inside the park hr?
that was just awful my whole section let him have it the rest of the game.

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Jul 30, 2008 7:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

oh so it was an inside the parker rather than a triple

even worse.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 30, 2008 8:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

i dont think anyone is really making THAT big a deal of it.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 29, 2008 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yup

I don’t really care. Atleast, he had a little sense of humor.

by coolaid on Jul 29, 2008 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

yea

that’s exactly what you want to say to the people who help pay your salary.

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Jul 29, 2008 11:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well Folks

It was a nearly shitty evening at the Ballpark….Y’all have a safe evening and we’ll see you here tomorrow….time for shower and bed

by awillis111 on Jul 29, 2008 10:56 PM CDT reply actions  

OT -- Chris Young's FB looks

WAY faster then 88-89mph. Doug Davis has a perfect game so far thru 6innings.

by coolaid on Jul 29, 2008 11:01 PM CDT reply actions  

I was just about to post on that

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Jul 29, 2008 11:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice

Might have to flip over there in a few minutes.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 11:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

damn

i’m mr. jinx tonight, change to the Red Sox game, there goes the no no. Change over to the D’backs game, there goes the Perfect game…

But the SD announcers were jinxing him too…

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Jul 29, 2008 11:06 PM CDT reply actions  

away announcers always do

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by rangers85 on Jul 29, 2008 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

*opposing I mean

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by rangers85 on Jul 29, 2008 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

red sox guys were not

Josh Hamilton is better than you.

by Longhorn on Jul 29, 2008 11:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Crap

And there’s a single to end the PG and no-hitter.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by The Best Micah on Jul 29, 2008 11:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Anyone see manny running the bases today?

it was a slow jog….

oh the redsox have to be pissed!

by clinton33 on Jul 29, 2008 11:11 PM CDT reply actions  

has*

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Jul 29, 2008 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yup, I wonder if the call screeners are working overtime

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by rangers85 on Jul 29, 2008 11:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Finally someone mentions it

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by rangers85 on Jul 29, 2008 11:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

ha

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Jul 29, 2008 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

and it's glossed over...

but seems to come out at Vazquez to some extent too

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by rangers85 on Jul 29, 2008 11:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Vazquez errors are Wash's fault?

Huh?

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by rangers85 on Jul 29, 2008 11:39 PM CDT reply actions  

ramon found a way to screw up 2 games but a least he won the second back

but this game really has me worrying. mendoza sucked as usual. our defense well was our defense and Jamey and Cj did horrible

Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future

by Steal Home on Jul 30, 2008 12:01 AM CDT reply actions  

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