7/31/08 game day thread
Seattle Mariners at Texas Rangers, Jul 31, 2008 7:05 PM CDT
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oh man
this seems like a tossup. a bad pitcher vs a pitcher not really ready for the big leagues
rangers win 3-2
not really great pitching or stellar defense. just bad hitting.
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
Not really ready?
Try tomorrow night with Hunter!
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
8-5
that means we see CJ….
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
that means it's 1-0 heading into the bottom of the 8th
CJ is warming up, then we score seven, but they send CJ out anyway because he’s warmed up and he gives up 5 and loads the bases before a popup, and two strikeouts end the game.
;)
Lineup
2B Ian Kinsler
LF Frank Catalanotto
SS Michael Young
DH Josh Hamilton
CF Marlon Byrd
RF David Murphy
C Gerald Laird
1B Chris Davis
3B Ramon Vazquez
we have the most runs scored in baseball
how can you complain about offense
Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future
considering
considering that bradley’s still out, i think you cant be too upset with this lineup. good to get Josh some rest before the Toronto series.
Seattle lineup
RF Ichiro
SS Bloomquist
LF Ibanez
DH Beltre
2B Lopez
3B Cairo
1B Lahair
C Burke
CF Reed
Wow. That’s not very good.
by Outworlder47 on Jul 31, 2008 6:37 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm tired of bradley being bangedup.
Dont get me wrong i appreciate his great season but i would not resign him. I would take the draft picks and let max take the dh spot.
agreed
and remember…..this is the healthiest Bradley’s ever been. In no way do I see him as a dependable part of our future. Say no to Bradley ‘09
It's easy to lie with stats, it's even easier to lie without them......
by red shoe ranger on Jul 31, 2008 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions
He's on pace for about 460 AB's
You wouldn’t pay him to hit like this for 400 or so AB’s? I mean the alternative is likely more Byrd…
I'm undefeated in fights. Have I been in any? No. Thats because people know my f'ing status. Don't mess with the elite. - Miles
by Dirk Diggler on Jul 31, 2008 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions
There's room for both on the team no doubt
I doubt max can put up a .320/.444/.592/1.036 line in 300 or so AB’s next year…
I'm undefeated in fights. Have I been in any? No. Thats because people know my f'ing status. Don't mess with the elite. - Miles
by Dirk Diggler on Jul 31, 2008 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions
well look how many times gameboard is out
there will be plenty of opps to rest Hamilton as the DH (like tonight) or whomever. That would mean Byrd in the OF.
I'm undefeated in fights. Have I been in any? No. Thats because people know my f'ing status. Don't mess with the elite. - Miles
by Dirk Diggler on Jul 31, 2008 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd rather see Nelson Cruz
After what he’s done in the PCL… It couldn’t hurt. Byrd certainly isn’t a part of this team’s future.
How about a lineup next year of:
Kinsler
MY
Max
Hamilton
Cruz
Davis
Murphy
Laird/Salty/Teagarden
Vazquez
Wow
A rookie hitting #3, a career ML flop hitting 5 surrounding Hamilton. He will be lucky to get any pitches to hit at all
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
Was just trying to make it R,L,R,L
If Cruz and Max are able to produce like their minor league numbers suggest, there should be no problem with that batting order.
Cruz
When has he ever produced like his minor league numbers suggest. This isn’t the first time he has crushed minor league pitching ya know
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
He deserves one more chance at the MLB as soon as possible
We’re not trading him, so… it couldn’t hurt. Give him one more try-out. I don’t see what it is so wrong with that.
I don't disagree with that
But to pencil him in 5th and expect him to produce is a pipe dream I think. I am just basing that off his previous ML stints
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
I'm just saying it's a possiblity
I’d rather not re-sign Milton since he’s more likely to be a Type A free agent this year than next year.
Cruz
However bad you may think he is, he is the best RH power bat in the system. And that ‘marginal’ increase on walks is significant, indicating much better plate patience. AAA pitching isn’t exactly dogmeat.
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
by Ed Coffin on Jul 31, 2008 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Thank you!
As his problem in the bigs was not being able to lay of off speed outside of the zone I am psyched about his increased BB%.
No
Like red shoe said, this is the healthiest he has ever been and still won’t sniff 500 ABs and he’s now on the wrong side of 30. Re-signing him would be foolish IMO.
Let me have a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it fast I'm in a God damned hurry!
by LSBUser on Jul 31, 2008 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Hopefully JD doesn't feel that
because he probably could have gotten more than the two draft picks today.
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
Let's see who's On Notice...
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
On the positive side...
at least when they changed the image on you to make you look like an ass, they didn’t change it to the goatse image.
Ha!
Didn’t even notice that. I am the suck.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
Well it's my own damn fault.
The image is correct: I am apparently incapable of reading instructions.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
Let's try again, minus the epic fail on my part.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
I so wish there was video
of the prank played on Eddie this afternoon.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
What prank?
What did I miss?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 6:36 PM CDT up reply actions
JD was doing an interview on Rangers Live just now
said that Eddie is apparently big on the clubhouse pranks. So, Wash pulled him aside at 2:58 this afternoon and told him he’d been traded to Washington.
JD said the reaction included some words that couldn’t be repeated on TV.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
OMG
That’s so mean.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 6:38 PM CDT up reply actions
I laughed a little
But, still. So mean.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions
So I guess JD never thought about trading Guardado
today.
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
OK, Wash just told Emily Jones...
...that “you don’t want to add by subtracting.” Is that what he was trying to say? I mean…I don’t know.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
Cheer for the Angels from now on fellas
If they beat NY tonight, we’re only 2.5 back of NYY.
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
What do we do about OAK/BOS this weekend?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Keep winning on our part
And it will take care of itself.
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
I really don't think Oakland's coming back.
I think they’re done for the year.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
Cheer for Oakland...
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
Cheer against Minnesota, Boston, and New York
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
Do you think Minnesota catches Chicago?
I think Minnesota’s gotta get Liriano back in his 2006 form to have a chance at that.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
+1
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions
I think Liriano is close to his 2006 form
seen his numbers this year?
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
it would have done them a world of good
to bring in a RH RF or 3B, but they’re still a good team. Especially since Dennard Span replaced Carlos Gomez
Seeing the product of his work past 4(?) seasons
he should sound depressed…because he SUX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Aww...I hear "Yeager's Triumph" in the background
I miss that music so much….well, in the ballpark. I actually downloaded the music to “mentally transport” myself to the ballpark once in awhile.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
I'm confused...
Dodgers traded Laroche and Morris for 2 months of Manny and they are going to get 2 draft picks if they offer Manny arbitration and he rejects it?
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
And he has said
He will reject it so there you go.
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
So that's amazing f or the Dodgers
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
i really think
it’s a deal in which no one loses. Every party gets what they want.
Except for Neil Walker, that guy can’t buy a break
I thought part of the deal was
that the Dodger had to give up the ‘09 + ‘10 club options, so he could take FA in October
thats right
and they off arbitration, he will turn it down, and that’s how they get the draft picks.
No.
No, no, no, please God no Manny.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
don't worry we won't sign manny
Why would we sign a guy that doesn’t try and is a cancer in the clubhouse when we could sign MB instead for much less.
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
Why would we give Manny 20+ mil
a year instead of giving it to Sabathia?
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
I can.
And I can imagine hating him by game three. And I can imagine Josh Hamilton wanting to, um, pray for him.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
OK
I thought they got those if he FA’d…of course another Boras client will cost somebody a fortune!!
tex just stole second base on a botched play by pudge
Then Torii Hunter just hit a 3-run jack
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
Hate to say it...
...but the Angels are really…really…really good.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
We have a big 4 game series coming up vs. NYY next week
we’re going to have to split at worst.
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
Would be nice to have a .700 homestand
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Alright.
I am abnormally fired up about tonight. LET’S DO THIS!

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
now 6-0 Angels
all with 2 outs…
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
Looks like the name can stay for now
Now all you have to do is actually go yard, you young son of a bitch.
haha + 1 you may need to change it...
SaltyGoesSingle?
There is no status, except for me. Because I am who I am.
MILES
SaltyGoesBackToTheBench
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
haha ZINNNNNNGGGGG
we have a winner!
There is no status, except for me. Because I am who I am.
MILES
Would really like to see Harrison go 6 tonight
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
Well they get
to go up against our rotation a lot during the year.
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
I'm watching Pudge's first at bat right now
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
man harrison youve got to get over there
davis had to check the runner
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
That surprised me too
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 7:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Well
This is a great start to the game
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
Matt Harrison = spare
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
Watch your ACLs...
...what with all your knee jerking.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
Ugh, Matt...
Rookie mistake. Don’t do it again.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
I think
he was trying to stay out of the way of a possible throw home?
hopefully
by blueballlefty on Jul 31, 2008 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah...hopefully that was it
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions
ugh though
come on matt..
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
Oh, Geez
I need to go back to work…this sucks!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
What?
When I was in little league I knew “contact off the bat to your left head to first.” And I wasn’t even a pitcher.
Shouldn’t that be programmed by now?
DAMNIT, IBANEZ!!
Why couldn’t you have been traded?
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
OH NOES!!!
It’s Connor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
Harrison = crappy Kason Gabbard
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
Alright now, come on.
That’s like saying he’s a crappy piece of crap.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
Crappity Crap Crap
on a Crap Cracker?
I stole that…
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
what is that from?
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
And I'm no longer hungry.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
Pussy!
I’m gonna watch 2 girls one cup…and then cook some pork chops!
Hmm, what marinade to use???
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
they really are not very similar at all.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
I'm kidding around
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
I don't know if Harrison would duck
If Richie Sexson ran at him with a helmet
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Memo to Matt
The game has started. Anytime you wanna show up would be lovely
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
Well
Yet another shitty pitcher that we tried to throw up there.
Hopefully the only one who was showing promise (Hurley) has been sucking lately only because of injury.
Or else were still fucked.
Tomorrow should be interesting
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
Mark Connor
what does that man have to do to get fired?
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
Wow.
Michael Young leads all AL shortstops in fielding percentage?
Lies, damn lies and statistics, I suppose.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
That's what I was getting at.
It’s just kind of funny.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
oh crap here it comes already
lets here how he’s the worst SS in the league and all that other BS y’all try to sell on here
by blueballlefty on Jul 31, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions
noone ever said he made a ton of errors
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
he can't fuck up on all the balls he doesn't get to
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
so, theoretically
if he covers 1b its a 1 run inning.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
Benoit
He was wild in a rehab outing the other day, but supposedly has regained some velocity as a tradeoff. I’ll try and find the link.
I was there
he threw 95 and maybe even 96 but he sucked ass and should have given up 6 runs with out an out but he got lucky on a 6 foot high line drive that almost killed him!
by blueballlefty on Jul 31, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions
benoit was supposed to be starting in AAA as a rehab
today or yesterday or tomorrow… sometime in the recent history or close future.
i dont think anyone really cares about mathis, heh.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
Welcome
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions
welcome to hell
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
Be careful WHO you criticize here :)
JK
But be ready to back up your argument with something other than “he sucks.”
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions
and get ready to argue about the dumbest stuff ever....
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
with the dumbest names ever
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
well maybe you should avoid the gameday threads then
ive been told they suck
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
Welcome.
You will soon hate one of us. I assure you.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
Probably Jon
Let me have a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it fast I'm in a God damned hurry!
by LSBUser on Jul 31, 2008 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Welcome!
Ignore Agreen07, he’s an atheist.
;)
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
whoa
uncalled for….I’m almost offended.
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
Why would that offend you?
Atheists are the cool.
Let me have a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it fast I'm in a God damned hurry!
by LSBUser on Jul 31, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions
not the atheist
part…the ignore part. :)
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
Oh....ok
Let me have a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it fast I'm in a God damned hurry!
by LSBUser on Jul 31, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Alright.
“Do you want to know the terrifying truth…OR DO YOU WANT TO SEE ME SOCK SOME DINGERS?!?”
Let’s get some runs.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
hey Agreen
that was a pretty succesful trip for Connor, haha, I do agree with you though he better not be here next year, hopefully they will let Walbeck pick his own coaches, except for Rudy that is
I mean he deserves some blame
but at the same time our pitchers are very bad.
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
no i dont think our pitchers suck
I think our pitching coaches suck and deserves a lot of the blame!
by blueballlefty on Jul 31, 2008 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions
i heard his interview on the radio today
he suggested mendoza could be a top of the rotation starter.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
Do you ever find yourself
wondering how awesome it most feel to get a lead and then hold the lead…to do that on a consistent basis, I wonder what that’s like.
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
what about our 2004 bullpen
that was aweomse
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
newsflash josh
cat doesnt have any power
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
That really wasn't close
Josh got way too excited.
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
LOL
Lewin, what the hell are you doing?
“IT IS HIGH! IT IS DEEP! IT IS caught fifteen feet in front of the wall.”
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
Since Niehaus is a HOFer now, does he get a permanent pass on everything?
Like, if he calls Josh Hamilton “Ham Joshilton”, is he immune to criticism?
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
Yes
Just like all old and washed up announcers. I have never understood why guys who obviously can’t do their job anymore can hold on to those jobs just because they used to be good…..I am looking right at you Keith Jackson.
Let me have a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it fast I'm in a God damned hurry!
by LSBUser on Jul 31, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Like when Dan Rathers recently called Obama
Osama? And MSNBC didn’t even correct him?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=syI2INw0P3c
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
Sounds like people that ALWAYS sit right behind me at games
Let me have a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it fast I'm in a God damned hurry!
by LSBUser on Jul 31, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions
I hate those people.
YES! YES! YES! GO! GO! GO!
Oh. It’s a popup to the shortstop. My mistake.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
he said 10 to cover for himself
it was like 20.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
making an error to allow josh hamilton to bat v RA Dickey with a man on
yay.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
it's the Rangers way...isn't it?
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
i do
on the side that we wont get shut down
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
Davis won't let that happen
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions
If that happens...
Time to put on the Dress Blues?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
Me too
That other game that other time with those guys was good too.
Let me have a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it fast I'm in a God damned hurry!
by LSBUser on Jul 31, 2008 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Did those guys win?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
Possibly
Let me have a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it fast I'm in a God damned hurry!
by LSBUser on Jul 31, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions
very wise byrd
thats not going to hurt.
gooooooo.. whoever is up. murph?
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
That is the least painful HBP of all time.
Way to go, Byrd. Taking one for the team.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
yeah.. need to get that in before hes out.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
ugh

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions
NOOOOOOO Murph
CD would have slammed
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
fail :(
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Hey did you see my facebook status?
That package came today!! THANK YOU!!! :) You’re awesome.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions
I hadn't seen it yet! I was just thinking I needed to ask you if you got it yet!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
I did
So exciting!! I devoured that article over lunch. Loved the interview :)
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions
This will be a good test of this team's patience.
Dickey’s got 4.2 BB/9, so they need to make him throw strikes.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
that .312 OBP is soo coooool
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
Is anyone else
Hearing a phong ringing on the broadcast? What’s that about?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
I guess so
But…it was doing that when they weren’t showing them anymore, so I thought that was weird
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
This blows
The Texas TVants link tonight is the effing Twins and White Sox.
Anybody got the real one?
Who else thinks this is a pretty good Seinfeld
impersonation?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_9zZESQj84
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
Don't boo him...
he might cry.
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
But errors don't matter
What is his VORPSKIEKKLSF on balls hit 26.34 feet to his left during day games in Canada?
Let me have a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it fast I'm in a God damned hurry!
by LSBUser on Jul 31, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't mock Canada.
You’ll get your fuckin’ head cut off!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
Vazquez...
...you know exactly what I want to call you, but I won’t for fear of overusing the term.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
Subtle genius
my friend.
:)
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
Maybe Larid is our 3b next year
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
L.O.L.
Cue the LOLcopter.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 31, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Done, Chief!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
+1
Thanks.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 31, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions
AJM
LaRoche and Morris for 2 months of Manny + 2 first round picks. I’d call that a steal for LA. Do you agree?
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
The way Burke runs
He should NOT have scored
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
the fielding is ridiculous
there should have only been one run in the 1st.
burke should not have scored on that.
burke shouldnt be on base.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
well i see we're off to a fantastic start tonight
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
The Rangers give up runs....
..... it’s what they do. Very well. This should be expected most nights.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 31, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Even crappier
score on WP
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
Of course they do
Haven’t you heard about the great team chemistry?
Let me have a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it fast I'm in a God damned hurry!
by LSBUser on Jul 31, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
some people are considering wild card standings
I stepped away from that koolaid a little while back.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 31, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
All we need now
Is a little catcher’s interference
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
o my god
we fail

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
Son of a bitch this team sucks ass tonight.
Fuck this. I will be at uptown bar and grill tonight if anybody wants to ruffie me.
I don't know what "ruffie" means
And I’m not sure I want to either
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Date rape drug
I will keep dreamin of you BBIMBF though.
One day fate will align us.
by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 31, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions
I thought that was a roofie
And…I’m scared by the rest of your response.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions
Aaaaaand that's creepy.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
Cool...you remembered the code!
Just let me shower Baby, I’ll be outta here in 10 minutes.
See ‘ya soon!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
shit
im trying to go 4 weeks without alcohol
shut up
Chanukah?
Or detox?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
Woah
That sucks. Seriously?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
nah not seriously
i do go out and party too much though. just need to keep things under control. clubbing 4 nights a week isnt good for health or budget.
Coolio
This game is making me drink…shit!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
its the top of the 2nd down 4 to RA Dickey and the mariners
hope is not lost
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
Three years ago did you ever think you would utter those words?
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
bottom of the 2nd that is.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
i have no idea what's going on
that’s probably a good thing
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
a shipment of fail
has been delivered… enough to last a while.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 31, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions
seriously
management makes a committment to these guys and they come out like this!? i guess what do we expect
in othernews
i ordered a bakersfield hat and a clinton jersey today. pretty excited.
touchdown... touchdown... and st.micheals takes the lead.
i may get a frisco hat
when i go to my first rough riders game on sat aug 16. only going to the game because i’m going to the free rangers game against the rays on the 18th. i’m gonna love wearing a frisco hat here in tulsa.
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
i would suggest
harrison isnt actually pitching particularly poorly.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
OT: Hancock
Any good?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
Alllllllright.
Unnecessary.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
Ok, but
not a tenth as good as the Dark Knight.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 31, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions
1-2-3, there we go.
more like it.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
Nice inning there.
Cmon, offense.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
Creative.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 31, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Especially not to a knuckle-baller
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions
LOL
Dickey couldn’t throw an no-no if you spotted him 6 innings
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
well if you spotted him 6 before this game..
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
+1
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Ok, ok 5 innings
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
oh come on man.
the offense sucks now?
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
kinsler has been having really tough luck lately.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
Wha happen?
He has been ice cold since the ASB.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
His stance looks different to me since the ASB.
It seems to me like he doesn’t seem to have the same rhythm before pitches and it looks like he’s dropping his back elbow early. I haven’t look at footage before the ASB to say for sure though.
he had an ice old week after the all star break
then he had 5 consecutive multi hit games up until a couple days ago. past couple days hes just missed about 4 extra base hits…
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
Yep.
This is really starting to anger me.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
He's going to talk about how that's his boy...
...and how he always believed in him, and how he’s voting for him for the Cy Young.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
He'll take credit
of course
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Why so serious?
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 31, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Hey man...
... I saw the movie last weekend and was blown the fuck away. That is easily one of the top 3 or 4 movies I’ve ever seen.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 31, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions
+1
I don’t usually get into superhero movies, but I want to see it again.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
It was entertaining as all get out
to watch Ledger play the Joker so incredibly well, but sad knowing that he’s gone.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 31, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
And especially sad
that such great work in that role likely contributed to his death
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I was blown away too. Just need to see it in IMAX
Right now, while I’m watching the game, I’m e-mailing movie theatres to see if they will donate or sell their Dark Knight posters/banners to me.
Why so serious?
I saw it in IMAX
Hoping I’ll love it the same on the normal screen
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
This always happens to us!
John Danks,
Edinson Volquez,
Armando Galarraga,
Justin Duchscherer,
and now…
RA Dickey!
Clue about our staff?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
lol lol lol
but that fucker’s era might be below 4.5 after this game
thats really damn good relatively
why does this always happen to me...
when i center my night around a ranger game?
if i happen to be at dinner or a bar, they never pull this shit. arghhheherhere
I adore Shirley
One day, maybe I’ll be her. Ha ha.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions
man these guys arnt even thinking about swinging at close pitches
since when are the m’s patient.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
harrison
cannot control that fastball to save his life
has a nice changeup and decent slider. could be pretty darn good with that 91mph fastball.
I think that's it
Potential, yes. Ready, no.
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
by Ed Coffin on Jul 31, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Gonna be interesting to see how Hunter does tomorrow
He’s another guy whose control has become a calling card in the minors this year.
Lewin
Jim Knox is going to come back all soapy
by aggierangerfan00 on Jul 31, 2008 7:59 PM CDT reply actions
that was ill advised MY.
very ill advised.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
And, it's time for the gin.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
Josh I dont think a hurt finger causes you to throw home instead of to 1b.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
lol
ive mad it 4 days without a drink and now this
Yep.
Time for a drink.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 31, 2008 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Decision Fail.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Harrison
Is not a beast.
http://sports.yahoo.com/nfl/blog/shutdown_corner/post/Stuff-You-Need-Brett-Favre-action-figure-bench?urn=nfl,93739
Until he gets traded.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 31, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions
He was against the Angels
But apparently is not the same guy as he was in his debut
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions
Do not boo Matt Harrison, fans.
Stop it. I’m sorry, I’m all for criticizing players who deserve criticism, but you don’t boo a 22-year-old kid.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
If Millwood, McCarthy, Gabbard, etc.would have stayed healthy
Harrison wouldn’t even be here.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
meh, i hope they dont send him down
that was not his normal control, and he was hurt seriously by poor defense.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
if you keep him up he might establish a few good starts
you think sending him down with a 8.0 ERA is a confidence builder?
id say send him down if I thought he would suck his next 5 starts. im not ready to say that.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
Amen
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice play, Kins!
Now let’s get some freakin’ runs!
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
yank him already
its clear tonight is not his night, somebody needs to get up in the pen, is nippert still up here?
Play some baseball guys
Take pitches, make them be strikes, get tons of baserunners and do this shit!

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