7/31/08 game day thread 2
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 31, 2008 8:06 PM CDT
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Coke is bad
for your tummy…always go “light” on mixers.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
So, the best player to be in the majors from a tex trade is????
Casey Kotchman.
Josh Hamilton is better than you.
murph will raise
his batting average up to .268 by the end of the game. you watch
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
This game sucks
First complete and utter failure to even move the spare parts at the trade deadline, and now this… we better get on the board soon, I’d hate to be shut out by RA Dickey…
now snap out of it offense.
we supposedly score 6.2 runs a game in arlington. not too late..
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
wooooo hammy
could way to start it off.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
yay a hit!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
always highs and then lows
last night high only 4.5 games out, today low losing 6 to 0 against Seattle
How's Dshep's ass taste?
Ya, Speedballs
suck…but then they’re fun…and then they suck…
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
Yay Hamilton!!!!!!!!!
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
Lol.
“Josh Hamilton, you are hot.”—Josh Lewin
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
Wow!
Have you blogged about this other side of you?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
OT - Olympic Basketball
anybody watching us warm up vs. Turkey
I think those guys fear LeBron – he’s scary intimidating – they just grabbed him around the waist in the open court to prevent him from going coast to coast and dunking on their teammate
USA wins 114-82 I predict
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
thats a failure of an at bat murph
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
Ok, we can't leave Hamilton out there on second
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
Unfortunately, I did
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
murph will raise
his batting average up to .266 by the end of the game. you watch
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
Well now that we didnt trade laird
im prepared for a nice 0-25
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
We are making RA Dickey look like Dizzy f'n Dean
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
Yep
Today has sucked. Well, except for the part where I got to spend the afternoon on my playstation, heh. Haven’t done that in awhile.
This disaster is my fault
Since this game represents the worst that could realistically happen to a Rangers’ team (or maybe not, really), I checked my horoscope for the day. Get this:
Cancer
Something shocking and a bit outrageous is going to happen today, and you need to be prepared for it. When it happens, don’t react. Stop everything just for a moment and review the situation thoroughly. It is not what it looks like at first glance, so if you give in to a knee-jerk reaction now, you will be regretting it in a big way later on. Be objective, be analytical and be cautious, today. Don’t let yourself get caught up in irrational emotions or fear.
How appropriate!
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
by Ed Coffin on Jul 31, 2008 8:14 PM CDT reply actions
That's my horoscope too
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Knee-jerk reaction?
When has that ever happened on this internet thingie?
Sheesh…
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
knee-jerk reactions
also known as “reactions”
not an internet exclusive.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
My post
was not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it was.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
My horoscope for today
If things seem overwhelming or unpleasant, remember that this situation won’t last forever. You’ve got plenty of reserves still untapped, so keep pushing until you break through to the other side.
I don’t really believe in that stuff, but that is oddly dead on…
You know, I've never felt good about my horoscope.
Someone: “What’s your sign?”
Me: “Cancer.”
/awkward silence
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
Ha ha
Yeah, that’s mine too. Obviously.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
My Horoscope:
Pisces February 19 – March 20
Despite the promise of a new car, an all-expense-paid trip to Greece, and a four-piece living room set, you’ll once again go for the box with the question mark on it.
Bizarre
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Mine sucks too:
Damn glad I’m not a bull!
You’ll feel like a million bucks this week when security guards escort you across town, unload you from the back of an armored truck, and lock you deep inside a bank vault.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
Nothing good.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Knoxie
Bro, you are not on fire tonight my friend.
I think you found the retired nurses section man. Step your game up.
Informal poll
who really thinks the Rangers are a playoff caliber team?
I get the feeling if they some how magically won the wild card they would shit themselves 4 games in row and embarrass the whole franchise
I just don’t see this team competing when it counts
Not with this pitching
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
are u kidding?
worst defense and worst pitching in baseball
its a miracle they are over .500
I was thinking about going to that Baylor thing tonight
Missed a chance to meet David Murphy
Why so serious?
main has given up one hit through four for clinton
boy I cant wait to get some pitching up here
Except that
Matt is younger and isn’t owed as much money.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions
CHoP a one park pitcher
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
It's too early in Matt's career
to be jumping on him like this
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions
He looks like a little leaguer there
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
I love it when the Rangers get break
Tom says ” he almost caught the corner”
Lopez unhappy – no shit
That's something I never wanna see.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
i cannot believe people are booing Harrison.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
wait, actually I can.
people suck.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
YOU KNOW I LIKE MY PITCHERS A LITTTLE BIT OLDER
I JUST WANNNNA USE YOUR SLIDERRR TONIGHTTT.
I DONT WANNA WALK THIS BATTERRR TONIIIGHTTT.
Well, bye Matt.
See you in September.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
The Doug Melvin curse continues
now he will tease the Brewer fans and then vacate the franchise with a mess for someone else to clean up
Doug Melvin took us to the playoffs
no other Ranger GM can say that
I think Harrison might be on the verge of tears
Poor kid.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
Don't cry Matt..
it will get better.. (I think)
There is no status, except for me. Because I am who I am.
MILES
He needs a hug
Milton?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Ha ha
Boys run from me. Better go with Milton.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Uh ... 6-0?
Really? Aren’t we playing the Mariners? Aren’t they starting R.A. Dickey? What in the hell is going on here?
I bet he was a straight-A student who was never quite good enough for his parents.
Failing doesn’t sit well with him.
4 2/3 ip 4 ER
With the worst control hes had all year and some other questionable plays behind him aside from the errors that led to the 2 unearned runs.
With the way hes getting bashed you’d think we didnt see that kind of start 3 times a week.
Granted, Id be complaining about mendoza after all those walks. But with mendoza the walks are part of the pitcher he is. There are legitimate reasons to think its an aberration for harrison.
Id worry about sending him down in reaction to this, but who knows if millwood will actually come back and force someone out of the rotation anyway (or if hunter is going to stay).
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
never fear..DUSTY NIPPLES is here!!!
to save the day!
There is no status, except for me. Because I am who I am.
MILES
come on nippert
6-0 is probably game over, but maybe not… lets not push it to 8-0
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
I don't think so
this is the Mariners
they suck hard
well it wasnt in the 2nd or 3rd or whatever
but if you let it go much longer..
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
All I remember about Dickey
was that 10 runs he gave up against the Tigers in 2/3 of an inning or whatever it was
I know he has it in him
I was at that game
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
I'll bet
you thought Chris Shelton was the 2nd coming of Babe Ruth
It looked like it at the time
That’s when he was in his prime. It was a flash.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Nip Nip
Scrotum
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
Well if they're going to rally...
...now’s a good time to start.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
+ 1
can’t really rally without that pussy though. :)
There is no status, except for me. Because I am who I am.
MILES
on mendoza....
doesn’t he pitch great for like 3/4 ip and then loose it…if thats the case isn’t he better off in the bullpen
WTG CD!!!
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
how do you know its for hamilton?
maybe its for you lewin
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
Or maybe it's for the bullpen catcher
His name is Josh too
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
That wasn't even really a bloop.
Just a fly ball that fell. I’ll take it.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
Well, so much for that
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
thats just ridiculous
cant catch a break.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
that was crappy luck
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
JEEZ.
Can we please catch a break?
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
fuckin vasquez
although that wasnt really his fault
touchdown... touchdown... and st.micheals takes the lead.
yeah but
he can run
basestealers are so overrated
Baseball between the numbers
has a badass chapter about that.
freshmen year my english final was a big book report… i did it on that book
touchdown... touchdown... and st.micheals takes the lead.
Wow.
He’s like an advanced version of Adam Dunn.
Minus the power.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
Fiiiiiiine...
He’s like Ryan Braun minus the power.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
Yeah, that's a little more like it
But I like my Borbon/Gomez comp. Come to think of it, they could wind up being very close in skill sets.
a break?
we don’t deserve a break if we’ve made 2 errors and gave up 6 runs to Seattle not to mention we haven’t scored a run against Dickey.
How's Dshep's ass taste?
that's good news?
The Angels beating the Yankees??
There is no status, except for me. Because I am who I am.
MILES
It is for the Wild Card race
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
clinging to the wild card.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
oh for the wild card?
not gonna happen…
There is no status, except for me. Because I am who I am.
MILES
Yankees suck
they’re basically the same as the Rangers, except older
and with a much better starting staff... and a better bullpen...
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
and they tend to get it together..
in the second half.
There is no status, except for me. Because I am who I am.
MILES
and once again i get tired of looking at the score and seeing that
we have given up more runs then hits, something has to change.
if you add the errors to the runs
maybe that would make you feel better
Nippert looks sharp.
He got screwed out of that last strikeout though.
And it looks like it might lead to runs.
Stupid ump.
The thing that kills me here
is that when we play teams that should own us, we haven’t been doing too badly
but when we play teams we should run all over, THIS happens.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
What's that saying?
Play to the level of your competition?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions
that works two ways
maybe those good teams are playing down to our level?
Good point
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions
i muted my tv
is this latest walkathon getting boo’d?
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
Not really
The ballpark is really quiet
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
A lot of something
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Dick Bosman is available
bring back the stache!!!!
so when is b-mac coming back again?
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
One more start in OKC, possibly
Then back here
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions
well i guess harrison needs to do well next time..
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
and Doug Melvin
you know what they all had in common????
NO TOM HICKS
until the very end
when of course we fell apart as an organization
RIP Johnny Oates.
/pours a 40 out on the curb
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
you don't remember how everyone in the media was saying crap about johnny right before he got fired
and then everyone found out he had a brain tumor, that prob. caused a lot of the weired things he was doing.
I was too young to remember all the details
I remember the Rangers were very supportive of him and his family when he was here.
His wife had a lot of health problems too.
cat looks really bad.
of course, so does everyone else.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
ok
now is the time where i just start rooting for “no shutout”
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
This is getting ridiculous
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
For some reason
I felt like we could rally in the 6th. Nine outs left. Not so sure.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
an H-Bomb
would have made the night bearable.. but that was such serious crap
touchdown... touchdown... and st.micheals takes the lead.
Unbelievable.
Let’s trade Feliz for Dickey.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
I think our guys are TOO RELAXED
With the trade deadline over. They look DEAD out there.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
this dickey guy
never heard of him, but he’s pretty damn good
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
I like RA
But am not happy he’s dominating the Rangers. Any other team, go him.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Hi. This is earth.
Have we met?
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 31, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Come now, we all not that's not true
fuck han and his cock
How’s Dshep’s ass taste?
we better come back or this day will suck major balls
~ iorange555
I love this club!
Im actually surprised this many people are paying attention to the rangers this late.
Cowboys training camp has started right?
Mleh
Some people don’t care about the Cowboys
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions
+1
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
if we watch the news you would know it has. they never talk about the rangers.
How's Dshep's ass taste?
Don't be "that" guy
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 31, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Seems like it.
Used to be just a few times a game, now it’s every two innings or so.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions
well we were on the road for a long time..
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
I will never forget
His rant about Richie Sexson
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions
C'mon Nippy
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
Just in case you forgot:
A reminder as to why this game sucks so much.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
i really do think we're gonna win this game
R.A. Dickhead is going to have a flashback to Chris Shelton hitting two home runs off him and than its over
there are 3 innings left
the m’s could have a 18 ERA the rest of the way and only need 1 more run.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
oh yes
nippert.
oh you didn’t know???
you’re ass better call somebody!
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
juan rivera
i dislike him.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DShep on Jul 31, 2008 8:59 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Hey Rangers!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
we are quickly approaching
being more runs behind than we have outs left.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
yes it is
when there are 3 teams ahead of you and they are all better teams.
the rangers arnt in a playoff race. i just want to see them win.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
Murph
The Baylor people are in the ballpark. Don’t embarass your alma mater.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
OT: Radiohead is on Music HD
playing their new stuff from In Rainbows
ughh
as bad as the rangers are, they aren’t that bad as to force me to turn to radiohead
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
Seriously AJM...
Shut up with the 4th OF stuff. That’s getting old.
Ian Kinsler has finally earned the right to be the third of my co-favorite players.
whatever ever happened to murphy
why did he tease us earlier in the season?
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
ok
This is unbefuckinglievable right here.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
WTF
Is the Fruit of the Loom Feel for the Game?????
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
That's worse than the
“Just for Men” stay in the game or whatever
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
the feel of this game
is like a 100% wool pair of longjons while walking the saharah
touchdown... touchdown... and st.micheals takes the lead.
My spousal unit said
“no, the feel of the game tonight is” – and then he did that hand gesture with the circle and the finger and the in and out
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
on the bright side
Nippert does well in this role once again
OT
So, I’ve discovered that drinking a vanilla coke after eating a bowl of mint ice cream tastes really, really good.
Jon would never
Go on the Gerald Laird diet
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Can we just pretend this was a three-game series?
And ignore tonight’s game?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
Call me a skeptic...
...but I’m not feeling good about this game.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
Insult to injury
You know what the funny thing is? Beltre hit two home runs off me on MLB 06 The Show today.
when was our last really good SP performance?
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
I was thinking Mench or Dellucci
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions
wow
way to show JD that it was the right decision to stick with what we got, I new we were screwed when I heard Hart was in on all this!
+1
I bet Tommy Hunter is really excited to be on the mound tomorrow after watching tonight’s game from the dugout
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions
we need veteran presence
for our playoff run
I'll be a lot less disappointed if CD homers.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
oh well
better than nothing
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
At least he's up to .300 now
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I think that's key
At least it is for me :)
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
theres only like 20 minutes left.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
we need to start a petition to fire conner
and then send it to nolan, this pitching staff is just bad
RALLY! RALLY! RALLY!
Or, just score.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
Just scoring would be nice
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Nice try Cairo
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
Woo!!
Way to go ‘stache!
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
yeah i dont care
vazquez is on my bad side. beware of being so.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
although i do care about the shutout streak
for no reason.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
not being shutout all year
unless i forgot about one.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
yep, i did
mineesota. damn.
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yeah just saw that on the schedule
bah
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Time for Ian
to tee off
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
Not like that though
Somebody needed to raise the tee there.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
I appreciate MY trying to tough it out
But I really don’t think he’s helping us by playing with a fractured finger
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
Why call up Roberts
If you’re gonna leave him on the bench the whole time?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
Little guy with lots of tattoos
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions
the same place he's been half of his career
we really should have sold sold sold.
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by DShep on Jul 31, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
its a close competition
but byrd has looked as bad as anyone today. so no.
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Aw, Dumpmaster.
I miss DeRosa. And Mench.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
I mostly miss DeRosa.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Sorry Kins, I like you but...
“Dumb and Dumber” does not qualify as a classic.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
heh that looked like a strike
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I think we finally caught a break
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
unlike the half dozen
breaks we caught last night when Rhodes was pitching?
on gameday that looked damn near perfect
for a strike I mean.
Godwin's Law Version 2.0 (Rangers Edition)
"As a Ranger discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Danks, Volquez, or Young approaches one."
by LBBRangerFan on Jul 31, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Murph, win back your fans.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
Well, Murph.
You can certainly make this interesting with one swing.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
This team likes to do this
Put us in the dumps of despair, then raise our hopes and play with our emotions…
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
OPS better than FOTF, Pierzynski, Alex Gordon...
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
list 30 right fielders you prefer
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its 0-2 to murph
i think not
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
Homer, and mmmmmmaaaaay....no.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
the Mariners are pretty bad
anythings possible
This game is like a microcism of the Rangers' season.
Giving me hope and keeping me glued when there is none and I probably shouldn’t be.
Yeah
I’ve got someplace to go, and instead I’m still sitting here… welp, not anymore. Bah.
See you later everyone.
he certainly sucks lately
sigh.
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I feel like this
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
on the brightside
CD gets to bat again.
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i think CD needs to be moved up out of necessity
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
At this point
You’d probably be smart to play Boggs instead of Murphy.
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
by Ed Coffin on Jul 31, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
cruuuuuuuuuuuuuuz
hehe.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
Ichiro's peculiar batting stance
Always looks like he has to pee
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
Whatever I works, I guess
:)
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
nippert wasnt really impressive
but its a job well done to completely save the rest of the bullpen.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
Put those military dudes in a Rangers uniform
They wouldn’t sit there and take this
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
I hope he does
I’m sitting on a funny graphic for him. Or at least I think it’s funny.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions
*sigh*
It’ll have to wait
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
C'mon CD
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
he's probably wondering
why he took the job
god i wish cinci had given bailey in a laird deal.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
Davis with three hits
The rest of the team….eh…not so much
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
Oh, he does
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
It's funny, really
Harrison and Davis are roughly the same age. Harrison sparks maternal feelings in me. Davis sparks…uh…other feelings in me.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
bat him at least 6th.
immediately. thers just no reason not to. “pressue”? come on.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
I like Davis. I think he's a good baseball player.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
LOL
Putz getting ready in the pen – they have a lot of faith in our offense
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
i want to see the happy batflip
not the sad batflip
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LOL, this is kind of cute.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
so.. 2 singles by cat/young, and hammy is the tieing man.
pretty please?
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Shhh
The baseball gods do not like such requests.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
the baseball gods bow to my requests
cat – single
my – popup
hammy – double
bradley – pinch hit HR
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Two down, two to go
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Who?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
wow freakin cat did something
GET A HIT MY.
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woooooowwwwwww
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
+1
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
TAKE 4 CONSECUTIVE PITCHES.
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UUUUUUHHHHHH
DOES….NOT….COMPUTE….
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
if you're the Mariners
why Putz and not Morrow?
damn
thats that.
so close.
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1-2 to hammy
single to left coming up
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
oh well, tried to be optimistic
at least its a bit better.
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and THAT happened
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
still, i'll totally take this loss over the loss that was two innings ago.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
+1
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Jul 31, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Lol.
Well, that was kind of fun.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
Effffff
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
that's funny.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 31, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
When we don't need 2 long relief pitchers
About the time Beaven, Main and Feliz are in the rotation.
I'm pretty disappointed with a split
the Mariners are not good
That makes no sense to me.
So why am I laughing so hard?
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
is he trying to purify salt water with that?
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
It appears that way
I figured the ridiculousness of this image might lighten the mood. It makes no sense, has no relevance to anything, but is hilarious.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 31, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, that was fun
I’m off to watch Big Brother and My Boys
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
CD 3-5 with 2 extra base hits
a good night for CD is one of my top 3 priorities for a game these days.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
Isn't
That kid in the back row Warren Wallace?
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
by Ed Coffin on Jul 31, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 31, 2008 10:02 PM CDT reply actions
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 31, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
They keep talking about the Rangers putting together a streak
Ain’t going to happen with the rotation we have. Simple as that.
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