7/31/08 game day thread 2
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Coke is bad
for your tummy…always go “light” on mixers.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Jul 31, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Harrison > Mendoza
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Jul 31, 2008 8:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Fresh start, some runs, a new pitcher...
I’m ready for a new thread
by texnykazrus on Jul 31, 2008 8:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
So, the best player to be in the majors from a tex trade is????
Casey Kotchman.
Josh Hamilton is better than you.
by Longhorn on Jul 31, 2008 8:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
murph will raise
his batting average up to .268 by the end of the game. you watch
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Jul 31, 2008 8:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This game sucks
First complete and utter failure to even move the spare parts at the trade deadline, and now this… we better get on the board soon, I’d hate to be shut out by RA Dickey…
by lonestarJon on Jul 31, 2008 8:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
now snap out of it offense.
we supposedly score 6.2 runs a game in arlington. not too late..
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Jul 31, 2008 8:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wooooo hammy
could way to start it off.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Jul 31, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yay a hit!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Jul 31, 2008 8:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
always highs and then lows
last night high only 4.5 games out, today low losing 6 to 0 against Seattle
How's Dshep's ass taste?
by iorange555 on Jul 31, 2008 8:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ya, Speedballs
suck…but then they’re fun…and then they suck…
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Jul 31, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yay Hamilton!!!!!!!!!
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 8:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
STILL WAITING for friends
Stuck with the likes of iorange555 for awhile.
Must keep drinking.
by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 31, 2008 8:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
R.A Dickey You're F--ing Dead!
get em boys!
by Sky Hook on Jul 31, 2008 8:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Lol.
“Josh Hamilton, you are hot.”—Josh Lewin

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
by ghtd36 on Jul 31, 2008 8:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow!
Have you blogged about this other side of you?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Jul 31, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OT - Olympic Basketball
anybody watching us warm up vs. Turkey
I think those guys fear LeBron – he’s scary intimidating – they just grabbed him around the waist in the open court to prevent him from going coast to coast and dunking on their teammate
by simplesimon on Jul 31, 2008 8:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Best player in the NBA
by a lot.
Josh Hamilton is better than you.
by Longhorn on Jul 31, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
USA wins 114-82 I predict
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 31, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thats a failure of an at bat murph
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Jul 31, 2008 8:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ok, we can't leave Hamilton out there on second
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 8:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Watch us.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
by ghtd36 on Jul 31, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Unfortunately, I did
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
murph will raise
his batting average up to .266 by the end of the game. you watch
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Jul 31, 2008 8:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well now that we didnt trade laird
im prepared for a nice 0-25
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Jul 31, 2008 8:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We are making RA Dickey look like Dizzy f'n Dean
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
by ghtd36 on Jul 31, 2008 8:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
DEPRESSING
Holy shit this is mind boggling but not really at the same time
by texasrfan on Jul 31, 2008 8:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yep
Today has sucked. Well, except for the part where I got to spend the afternoon on my playstation, heh. Haven’t done that in awhile.
by lonestarJon on Jul 31, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This disaster is my fault
Since this game represents the worst that could realistically happen to a Rangers’ team (or maybe not, really), I checked my horoscope for the day. Get this:
Cancer
Something shocking and a bit outrageous is going to happen today, and you need to be prepared for it. When it happens, don’t react. Stop everything just for a moment and review the situation thoroughly. It is not what it looks like at first glance, so if you give in to a knee-jerk reaction now, you will be regretting it in a big way later on. Be objective, be analytical and be cautious, today. Don’t let yourself get caught up in irrational emotions or fear.
How appropriate!
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
by Ed Coffin on Jul 31, 2008 8:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That's my horoscope too
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Knee-jerk reaction?
When has that ever happened on this internet thingie?
Sheesh…
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Jul 31, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
knee-jerk reactions
also known as “reactions”
not an internet exclusive.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Jul 31, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
My post
was not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it was.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Jul 31, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
My horoscope for today
If things seem overwhelming or unpleasant, remember that this situation won’t last forever. You’ve got plenty of reserves still untapped, so keep pushing until you break through to the other side.
I don’t really believe in that stuff, but that is oddly dead on…
by lonestarJon on Jul 31, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know, I've never felt good about my horoscope.
Someone: “What’s your sign?”
Me: “Cancer.”
/awkward silence
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
by ghtd36 on Jul 31, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha ha
Yeah, that’s mine too. Obviously.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
My Horoscope:
Pisces February 19 – March 20
Despite the promise of a new car, an all-expense-paid trip to Greece, and a four-piece living room set, you’ll once again go for the box with the question mark on it.
by Inkara1 on Jul 31, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bizarre
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mine sucks too:
Damn glad I’m not a bull!
You’ll feel like a million bucks this week when security guards escort you across town, unload you from the back of an armored truck, and lock you deep inside a bank vault.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Jul 31, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm here.
Please don’t tell me what I’ve missed.
by RachelB on Jul 31, 2008 8:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nothing good.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Knoxie
Bro, you are not on fire tonight my friend.
I think you found the retired nurses section man. Step your game up.
by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 31, 2008 8:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Informal poll
who really thinks the Rangers are a playoff caliber team?
I get the feeling if they some how magically won the wild card they would shit themselves 4 games in row and embarrass the whole franchise
I just don’t see this team competing when it counts
by simplesimon on Jul 31, 2008 8:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Not with this pitching
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
are u kidding?
worst defense and worst pitching in baseball
its a miracle they are over .500
by kumizi on Jul 31, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was thinking about going to that Baylor thing tonight
Missed a chance to meet David Murphy
Why so serious?
by Joker'z on Jul 31, 2008 8:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
main has given up one hit through four for clinton
boy I cant wait to get some pitching up here
by mai on Jul 31, 2008 8:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Except that
Matt is younger and isn’t owed as much money.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
CHoP a one park pitcher
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 31, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's too early in Matt's career
to be jumping on him like this
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He looks like a little leaguer there
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love it when the Rangers get break
Tom says ” he almost caught the corner”
Lopez unhappy – no shit
by simplesimon on Jul 31, 2008 8:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wow
lewin is talking about getting shitfaced
by texasrfan on Jul 31, 2008 8:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That's something I never wanna see.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it could be worse we could be losing 10-2
How's Dshep's ass taste?
by iorange555 on Jul 31, 2008 8:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i cannot believe people are booing Harrison.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Jul 31, 2008 8:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wait, actually I can.
people suck.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Jul 31, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+ 1 classless
There is no status, except for me. Because I am who I am.
MILES
by LAMuscleFag on Jul 31, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Those fans need their asses kicked
by lonestarJon on Jul 31, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+ 1 send Tommy Hunter up there..
There is no status, except for me. Because I am who I am.
MILES
by LAMuscleFag on Jul 31, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
YOU KNOW I LIKE MY PITCHERS A LITTTLE BIT OLDER
I JUST WANNNNA USE YOUR SLIDERRR TONIGHTTT.
I DONT WANNA WALK THIS BATTERRR TONIIIGHTTT.
by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 31, 2008 8:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, bye Matt.
See you in September.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
by ghtd36 on Jul 31, 2008 8:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The Doug Melvin curse continues
now he will tease the Brewer fans and then vacate the franchise with a mess for someone else to clean up
by simplesimon on Jul 31, 2008 8:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Doug Melvin took us to the playoffs
no other Ranger GM can say that
by Hot Stuff on Jul 31, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh boy
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Jul 31, 2008 8:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think Harrison might be on the verge of tears
Poor kid.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 8:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
THIS MAN WILL KILL YOU

Do not mess with him.
by Beasticon on Jul 31, 2008 8:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Why does he look like he's in 2D
In that image?
by lonestarJon on Jul 31, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't cry Matt..
it will get better.. (I think)
There is no status, except for me. Because I am who I am.
MILES
by LAMuscleFag on Jul 31, 2008 8:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He needs a hug
Milton?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha ha
Boys run from me. Better go with Milton.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uh ... 6-0?
Really? Aren’t we playing the Mariners? Aren’t they starting R.A. Dickey? What in the hell is going on here?
by Athos on Jul 31, 2008 8:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Again Matt?
He definatly went to bed wetting camp.
by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 31, 2008 8:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I bet he was a straight-A student who was never quite good enough for his parents.
Failing doesn’t sit well with him.
by RachelB on Jul 31, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
4 2/3 ip 4 ER
With the worst control hes had all year and some other questionable plays behind him aside from the errors that led to the 2 unearned runs.
With the way hes getting bashed you’d think we didnt see that kind of start 3 times a week.
Granted, Id be complaining about mendoza after all those walks. But with mendoza the walks are part of the pitcher he is. There are legitimate reasons to think its an aberration for harrison.
Id worry about sending him down in reaction to this, but who knows if millwood will actually come back and force someone out of the rotation anyway (or if hunter is going to stay).
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Jul 31, 2008 8:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
here we go nippin
touchdown... touchdown... and st.micheals takes the lead.
by kmacsm on Jul 31, 2008 8:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It feels a little bit nipply out here
GET NIPPAZITED.
by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 31, 2008 8:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
never fear..DUSTY NIPPLES is here!!!
to save the day!
There is no status, except for me. Because I am who I am.
MILES
by LAMuscleFag on Jul 31, 2008 8:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
see this rangers hitters
its called battling and making a pitcher throw pitches…..LEARN
by texasrfan on Jul 31, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
come on nippert
6-0 is probably game over, but maybe not… lets not push it to 8-0
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Jul 31, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't think so
this is the Mariners
they suck hard
by simplesimon on Jul 31, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well it wasnt in the 2nd or 3rd or whatever
but if you let it go much longer..
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Jul 31, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
All I remember about Dickey
was that 10 runs he gave up against the Tigers in 2/3 of an inning or whatever it was
I know he has it in him
by simplesimon on Jul 31, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was at that game
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll bet
you thought Chris Shelton was the 2nd coming of Babe Ruth
by simplesimon on Jul 31, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It looked like it at the time
That’s when he was in his prime. It was a flash.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wasn't that the game
Where Chris Shelton his 3 HR’s for the Tigers?
by lonestarJon on Jul 31, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nip Nip
Scrotum
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Jul 31, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OH MY LOL
There is no status, except for me. Because I am who I am.
MILES
by LAMuscleFag on Jul 31, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
HaHa!
That’s a Ticket drop, of Bob.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Jul 31, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well if they're going to rally...
...now’s a good time to start.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
by ghtd36 on Jul 31, 2008 8:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
+ 1
can’t really rally without that pussy though. :)
There is no status, except for me. Because I am who I am.
MILES
by LAMuscleFag on Jul 31, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
purrrrrr fect!!!
There is no status, except for me. Because I am who I am.
MILES
by LAMuscleFag on Jul 31, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
on mendoza....
doesn’t he pitch great for like 3/4 ip and then loose it…if thats the case isn’t he better off in the bullpen
by xav_imran on Jul 31, 2008 8:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
here we go
touchdown... touchdown... and st.micheals takes the lead.
by kmacsm on Jul 31, 2008 8:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WTG CD!!!
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
how do you know its for hamilton?
maybe its for you lewin
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Jul 31, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Or maybe it's for the bullpen catcher
His name is Josh too
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
crush
has a soft side
touchdown... touchdown... and st.micheals takes the lead.
by kmacsm on Jul 31, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That wasn't even really a bloop.
Just a fly ball that fell. I’ll take it.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
by ghtd36 on Jul 31, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
so yeah
rookie of the month?
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Jul 31, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, so much for that
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
thats just ridiculous
cant catch a break.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Jul 31, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy freakin' crap.
That’s a kick in the nuts.
by Athos on Jul 31, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that was crappy luck
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Jul 31, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
JEEZ.
Can we please catch a break?
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
by ghtd36 on Jul 31, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
fuckin vasquez
although that wasnt really his fault
touchdown... touchdown... and st.micheals takes the lead.
by kmacsm on Jul 31, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
lmao this day keeps getting worse.
How's Dshep's ass taste?
by iorange555 on Jul 31, 2008 8:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Carlos Gomez this season
410 ABs. 100 Ks. 15 walks.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 31, 2008 8:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah but
he can run
basestealers are so overrated
by simplesimon on Jul 31, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Baseball between the numbers
has a badass chapter about that.
freshmen year my english final was a big book report… i did it on that book
touchdown... touchdown... and st.micheals takes the lead.
by kmacsm on Jul 31, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hes basically me if i was a major leaguer.. and im much cheaper
by Beasticon on Jul 31, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sounds like Julio Borbon
At the ML level…
by lonestarJon on Jul 31, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow.
He’s like an advanced version of Adam Dunn.
Minus the power.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
by ghtd36 on Jul 31, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Adam Dunn walks almost as much as he strikes out
So not really.
by lonestarJon on Jul 31, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fiiiiiiine...
He’s like Ryan Braun minus the power.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
by ghtd36 on Jul 31, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, that's a little more like it
But I like my Borbon/Gomez comp. Come to think of it, they could wind up being very close in skill sets.
by lonestarJon on Jul 31, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
a break?
we don’t deserve a break if we’ve made 2 errors and gave up 6 runs to Seattle not to mention we haven’t scored a run against Dickey.
How's Dshep's ass taste?
by iorange555 on Jul 31, 2008 8:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
the only good news
is it looks like the Yankees and twins will lose
How's Dshep's ass taste?
by iorange555 on Jul 31, 2008 8:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that's good news?
The Angels beating the Yankees??
There is no status, except for me. Because I am who I am.
MILES
by LAMuscleFag on Jul 31, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It is for the Wild Card race
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
clinging to the wild card.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Jul 31, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh for the wild card?
not gonna happen…
There is no status, except for me. Because I am who I am.
MILES
by LAMuscleFag on Jul 31, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's one of those games
Where you wish they’d begin the stadium demolition early…
by lonestarJon on Jul 31, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yankees suck
they’re basically the same as the Rangers, except older
by simplesimon on Jul 31, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and with a much better starting staff... and a better bullpen...
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Jul 31, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and they tend to get it together..
in the second half.
There is no status, except for me. Because I am who I am.
MILES
by LAMuscleFag on Jul 31, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and once again i get tired of looking at the score and seeing that
we have given up more runs then hits, something has to change.
by jas003 on Jul 31, 2008 8:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
if you add the errors to the runs
maybe that would make you feel better
by simplesimon on Jul 31, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nippert looks sharp.
He got screwed out of that last strikeout though.
by Athos on Jul 31, 2008 8:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
::cue meltdown::
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Jul 31, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nippy
is the future!
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Jul 31, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What is Harrison's projected ceiling?
Middle to bottom rotation guy?
by Hot Stuff on Jul 31, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And it looks like it might lead to runs.
Stupid ump.
by Athos on Jul 31, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The thing that kills me here
is that when we play teams that should own us, we haven’t been doing too badly
but when we play teams we should run all over, THIS happens.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Jul 31, 2008 8:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What's that saying?
Play to the level of your competition?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that works two ways
maybe those good teams are playing down to our level?
by simplesimon on Jul 31, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good point
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i muted my tv
is this latest walkathon getting boo’d?
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Jul 31, 2008 8:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Not really
The ballpark is really quiet
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if we get out of this we need to score something.
How's Dshep's ass taste?
by iorange555 on Jul 31, 2008 8:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
A lot of something
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Preferably runs.
:)
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
by ghtd36 on Jul 31, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha + 1
There is no status, except for me. Because I am who I am.
MILES
by LAMuscleFag on Jul 31, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if conner dosen't get canned at the end of the season
i’m going to be really pissed…............
by jas003 on Jul 31, 2008 8:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dick Bosman is available
bring back the stache!!!!
by Hot Stuff on Jul 31, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so when is b-mac coming back again?
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Jul 31, 2008 8:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
One more start in OKC, possibly
Then back here
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well i guess harrison needs to do well next time..
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Jul 31, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and Doug Melvin
you know what they all had in common????
NO TOM HICKS
by Hot Stuff on Jul 31, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
until the very end
when of course we fell apart as an organization
by Hot Stuff on Jul 31, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
RIP Johnny Oates.
/pours a 40 out on the curb
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
by ghtd36 on Jul 31, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
speaking of people who got treated wrong
by jas003 on Jul 31, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you don't remember how everyone in the media was saying crap about johnny right before he got fired
and then everyone found out he had a brain tumor, that prob. caused a lot of the weired things he was doing.
by jas003 on Jul 31, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was too young to remember all the details
I remember the Rangers were very supportive of him and his family when he was here.
His wife had a lot of health problems too.
by Hot Stuff on Jul 31, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
cat looks really bad.
of course, so does everyone else.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Jul 31, 2008 8:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ok
now is the time where i just start rooting for “no shutout”
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Jul 31, 2008 8:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wow.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Jul 31, 2008 8:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This is getting ridiculous
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 8:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
getting?
There is no status, except for me. Because I am who I am.
MILES
by LAMuscleFag on Jul 31, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
For some reason
I felt like we could rally in the 6th. Nine outs left. Not so sure.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
an H-Bomb
would have made the night bearable.. but that was such serious crap
touchdown... touchdown... and st.micheals takes the lead.
by kmacsm on Jul 31, 2008 8:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Unbelievable.
Let’s trade Feliz for Dickey.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
by ghtd36 on Jul 31, 2008 8:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think our guys are TOO RELAXED
With the trade deadline over. They look DEAD out there.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 8:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hah
Yeah, that’s an apt description.
by lonestarJon on Jul 31, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this dickey guy
never heard of him, but he’s pretty damn good
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Jul 31, 2008 8:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I like RA
But am not happy he’s dominating the Rangers. Any other team, go him.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
we're gonna come back and win...just watch.
How's Dshep's ass taste?
by iorange555 on Jul 31, 2008 8:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hi. This is earth.
Have we met?
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 31, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah i've been living on your mom
How's Dshep's ass taste?
by iorange555 on Jul 31, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Come now, we all not that's not true
fuck han and his cock
How’s Dshep’s ass taste?
we better come back or this day will suck major balls
~ iorange555
by rcreative on Jul 31, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love this club!
Im actually surprised this many people are paying attention to the rangers this late.
Cowboys training camp has started right?
by Hot Stuff on Jul 31, 2008 8:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Mleh
Some people don’t care about the Cowboys
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Jul 31, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if we watch the news you would know it has. they never talk about the rangers.
How's Dshep's ass taste?
by iorange555 on Jul 31, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't be "that" guy
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 31, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 31, 2008 8:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WOO its good seeing the yankees losing so bad.
How's Dshep's ass taste?
by iorange555 on Jul 31, 2008 8:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Is it just me...
or are they going to Knox a lot more lately?
by chief on Jul 31, 2008 8:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Seems like it.
Used to be just a few times a game, now it’s every two innings or so.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well we were on the road for a long time..
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Jul 31, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will never forget
His rant about Richie Sexson
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
was that really a ball?
How's Dshep's ass taste?
by iorange555 on Jul 31, 2008 8:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
C'mon Nippy
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 8:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Just in case you forgot:
A reminder as to why this game sucks so much.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
by ghtd36 on Jul 31, 2008 8:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i really do think we're gonna win this game
R.A. Dickhead is going to have a flashback to Chris Shelton hitting two home runs off him and than its over
by texrangers31 on Jul 31, 2008 8:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
there are 3 innings left
the m’s could have a 18 ERA the rest of the way and only need 1 more run.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Jul 31, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chris is in AAA and the jet-stream is dead
So we won’t score more than 2.
by rcreative on Jul 31, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh yes
nippert.
oh you didn’t know???
you’re ass better call somebody!
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Jul 31, 2008 8:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
juan rivera
i dislike him.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Jul 31, 2008 8:59 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
he looks like a rat.
How's Dshep's ass taste?
by iorange555 on Jul 31, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey Rangers!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Jul 31, 2008 9:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
we are quickly approaching
being more runs behind than we have outs left.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Jul 31, 2008 9:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
well 5 games back isn't too bad.
How's Dshep's ass taste?
by iorange555 on Jul 31, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes it is
when there are 3 teams ahead of you and they are all better teams.
the rangers arnt in a playoff race. i just want to see them win.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Jul 31, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if we would have won today you would have said we were.
How's Dshep's ass taste?
by iorange555 on Jul 31, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
dickey can't be this good
How's Dshep's ass taste?
by iorange555 on Jul 31, 2008 9:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Murph
The Baylor people are in the ballpark. Don’t embarass your alma mater.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 9:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OT: Radiohead is on Music HD
playing their new stuff from In Rainbows
by Hot Stuff on Jul 31, 2008 9:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ughh
as bad as the rangers are, they aren’t that bad as to force me to turn to radiohead
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Jul 31, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
radiohead...
is the number 2 greatest band of all time.
second to only pink floyd of course.
by downsetgo on Jul 31, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously AJM...
Shut up with the 4th OF stuff. That’s getting old.
Ian Kinsler has finally earned the right to be the third of my co-favorite players.
by utlonghorn24 on Aug 1, 2008 2:38 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
whatever ever happened to murphy
why did he tease us earlier in the season?
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Jul 31, 2008 9:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
UGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 9:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
we must have a whole team of 4th outfielders then
becasue they are all sucking
by jas003 on Jul 31, 2008 9:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ok
This is unbefuckinglievable right here.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Jul 31, 2008 9:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
+ 1
RAdickulous too!
There is no status, except for me. Because I am who I am.
MILES
by LAMuscleFag on Jul 31, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WTF
Is the Fruit of the Loom Feel for the Game?????
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 9:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
A reeeeaaallly bad name for an ad campaign
by lonestarJon on Jul 31, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's worse than the
“Just for Men” stay in the game or whatever
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the feel of this game
is like a 100% wool pair of longjons while walking the saharah
touchdown... touchdown... and st.micheals takes the lead.
by kmacsm on Jul 31, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
My spousal unit said
“no, the feel of the game tonight is” – and then he did that hand gesture with the circle and the finger and the in and out
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Jul 31, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
on the bright side
Nippert does well in this role once again
by simplesimon on Jul 31, 2008 9:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OT
So, I’ve discovered that drinking a vanilla coke after eating a bowl of mint ice cream tastes really, really good.
by lonestarJon on Jul 31, 2008 9:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
are you on the Gerald Laird diet?
There is no status, except for me. Because I am who I am.
MILES
by LAMuscleFag on Jul 31, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jon would never
Go on the Gerald Laird diet
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha
I don’t think I could ever manage that Gerald Laird diet.
by lonestarJon on Jul 31, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can we just pretend this was a three-game series?
And ignore tonight’s game?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 9:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Call me a skeptic...
...but I’m not feeling good about this game.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
by ghtd36 on Jul 31, 2008 9:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Insult to injury
You know what the funny thing is? Beltre hit two home runs off me on MLB 06 The Show today.
by lonestarJon on Jul 31, 2008 9:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
when was our last really good SP performance?
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Jul 31, 2008 9:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
fine
i’m out.
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Jul 31, 2008 9:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I was thinking Mench or Dellucci
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Botts works too.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
by ghtd36 on Jul 31, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow
way to show JD that it was the right decision to stick with what we got, I new we were screwed when I heard Hart was in on all this!
by blueballlefty on Jul 31, 2008 9:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
+1
I bet Tommy Hunter is really excited to be on the mound tomorrow after watching tonight’s game from the dugout
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Catalnotto
Why is he in LF? Or better yet, why is still on this team?
by lonestarJon on Jul 31, 2008 9:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
we need veteran presence
for our playoff run
by simplesimon on Jul 31, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll be a lot less disappointed if CD homers.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Jul 31, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
oh well
better than nothing
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Jul 31, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least he's up to .300 now
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
also
hes back to gum
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Jul 31, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think that's key
At least it is for me :)
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ugh
Well, I’m out for now.
.... and then Davis doubles. Hmn. Maybe I’ll stay a moment.
by lonestarJon on Jul 31, 2008 9:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
theres only like 20 minutes left.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Jul 31, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
we need to start a petition to fire conner
and then send it to nolan, this pitching staff is just bad
by jas003 on Jul 31, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
RALLY! RALLY! RALLY!
Or, just score.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
by ghtd36 on Jul 31, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Just scoring would be nice
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice try Cairo
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Woo!!
Way to go ‘stache!
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 9:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah i dont care
vazquez is on my bad side. beware of being so.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Jul 31, 2008 9:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
although i do care about the shutout streak
for no reason.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Jul 31, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not being shutout all year
unless i forgot about one.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Jul 31, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yep, i did
mineesota. damn.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Jul 31, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah just saw that on the schedule
bah
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Jul 31, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
MORAL VICTORIES!!!

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
by ghtd36 on Jul 31, 2008 9:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Time for Ian
to tee off
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 9:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Not like that though
Somebody needed to raise the tee there.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
STACHE POWA!!!
Screw you Dickey-head.
by lonestarJon on Jul 31, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I appreciate MY trying to tough it out
But I really don’t think he’s helping us by playing with a fractured finger
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 9:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Why call up Roberts
If you’re gonna leave him on the bench the whole time?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OH yeah! Forgot we had that little guy on the bench
by rcreative on Jul 31, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Little guy with lots of tattoos
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the same place he's been half of his career
we really should have sold sold sold.
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by DSheppard on Jul 31, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
its a close competition
but byrd has looked as bad as anyone today. so no.
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by DSheppard on Jul 31, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aw, Dumpmaster.
I miss DeRosa. And Mench.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
by ghtd36 on Jul 31, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I mostly miss DeRosa.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry Kins, I like you but...
“Dumb and Dumber” does not qualify as a classic.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 9:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy"
That scene is classic.
by chief on Jul 31, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
heh that looked like a strike
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by DSheppard on Jul 31, 2008 9:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think we finally caught a break
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
unlike the half dozen
breaks we caught last night when Rhodes was pitching?
by simplesimon on Jul 31, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
on gameday that looked damn near perfect
for a strike I mean.
Godwin's Law Version 2.0 (Rangers Edition)
"As a Ranger discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Danks, Volquez, or Young approaches one."
by LBBRangerFan on Jul 31, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Murph, win back your fans.
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by DSheppard on Jul 31, 2008 9:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, Murph.
You can certainly make this interesting with one swing.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
by ghtd36 on Jul 31, 2008 9:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This team likes to do this
Put us in the dumps of despair, then raise our hopes and play with our emotions…
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
43 XBH.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
by ghtd36 on Jul 31, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OPS better than FOTF, Pierzynski, Alex Gordon...
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
by ghtd36 on Jul 31, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
list 30 right fielders you prefer
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by DSheppard on Jul 31, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
its 0-2 to murph
i think not
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by DSheppard on Jul 31, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Homer, and mmmmmmaaaaay....no.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
by ghtd36 on Jul 31, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the Mariners are pretty bad
anythings possible
by simplesimon on Jul 31, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Pinch hit Eric Hurley for Murphy
its our only chance
by Beasticon on Jul 31, 2008 9:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This game is like a microcism of the Rangers' season.
Giving me hope and keeping me glued when there is none and I probably shouldn’t be.
by philkid3 on Jul 31, 2008 9:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
I’ve got someplace to go, and instead I’m still sitting here… welp, not anymore. Bah.
See you later everyone.
by lonestarJon on Jul 31, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he certainly sucks lately
sigh.
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by DSheppard on Jul 31, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I feel like we've been living in "lately" for the last 3 months.
by rcreative on Jul 31, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it wasnt that long ago he was an above average fielding corner OF with an .810 ops
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by DSheppard on Jul 31, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I feel like this

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 9:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's about time for him to be moved back to 9th in the order
by hiafex on Jul 31, 2008 9:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
David, David, David..

What are we to do
by Beasticon on Jul 31, 2008 9:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
on the brightside
CD gets to bat again.
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by DSheppard on Jul 31, 2008 9:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i think at this point
you may want to bat vazquez ahead of murphy
by Beasticon on Jul 31, 2008 9:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i think CD needs to be moved up out of necessity
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by DSheppard on Jul 31, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
At this point
You’d probably be smart to play Boggs instead of Murphy.
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
by Ed Coffin on Jul 31, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
cruuuuuuuuuuuuuuz
hehe.
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by DSheppard on Jul 31, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ichiro's peculiar batting stance
Always looks like he has to pee
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 9:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He does
Holding it is what gives him his speed
by rcreative on Jul 31, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whatever I works, I guess
:)
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nippert wasnt really impressive
but its a job well done to completely save the rest of the bullpen.
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by DSheppard on Jul 31, 2008 9:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i bet
if davis wanted to he couldve caught that with his mouth
by Beasticon on Jul 31, 2008 9:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Put those military dudes in a Rangers uniform
They wouldn’t sit there and take this
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 9:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I hope he does
I’m sitting on a funny graphic for him. Or at least I think it’s funny.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
*sigh*
It’ll have to wait
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
id shoot for the walk
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by DSheppard on Jul 31, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
(but expect the k)
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by DSheppard on Jul 31, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
C'mon CD
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 9:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he's probably wondering
why he took the job
by simplesimon on Jul 31, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
god i wish cinci had given bailey in a laird deal.
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by DSheppard on Jul 31, 2008 9:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Davis with three hits
The rest of the team….eh…not so much
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I bet he reminds you that you're a women as well as a baseball fan.
by rcreative on Jul 31, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, he does
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's funny, really
Harrison and Davis are roughly the same age. Harrison sparks maternal feelings in me. Davis sparks…uh…other feelings in me.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
bat him at least 6th.
immediately. thers just no reason not to. “pressue”? come on.
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by DSheppard on Jul 31, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
we have to bat byrd 5th though
he is our power guy
by Beasticon on Jul 31, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I like Davis. I think he's a good baseball player.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
by ghtd36 on Jul 31, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL
Putz getting ready in the pen – they have a lot of faith in our offense
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Jul 31, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i want to see the happy batflip
not the sad batflip
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by DSheppard on Jul 31, 2008 9:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yay, happy batflip.
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by DSheppard on Jul 31, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
holy moly
kinsler got a hit? wtf is going on
by Beasticon on Jul 31, 2008 9:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL, this is kind of cute.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
by ghtd36 on Jul 31, 2008 9:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
well this game would be close,
if not for the walks and the crappy defense.
by jas003 on Jul 31, 2008 9:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
so.. 2 singles by cat/young, and hammy is the tieing man.
pretty please?
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by DSheppard on Jul 31, 2008 9:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Shhh
The baseball gods do not like such requests.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the baseball gods bow to my requests
cat – single
my – popup
hammy – double
bradley – pinch hit HR
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by DSheppard on Jul 31, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Two down, two to go
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow freakin cat did something
GET A HIT MY.
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by DSheppard on Jul 31, 2008 9:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
woooooowwwwwww
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Jul 31, 2008 9:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dare I say...

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
by ghtd36 on Jul 31, 2008 9:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
+1
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
TAKE 4 CONSECUTIVE PITCHES.
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by DSheppard on Jul 31, 2008 9:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
UUUUUUHHHHHH
DOES….NOT….COMPUTE….
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
by ghtd36 on Jul 31, 2008 9:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
if you're the Mariners
why Putz and not Morrow?
by simplesimon on Jul 31, 2008 9:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FOTFail.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
by ghtd36 on Jul 31, 2008 9:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
damn
thats that.
so close.
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by DSheppard on Jul 31, 2008 9:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Uh oh.
Hamil-K on a Putz splitter if he gets another strike
by rcreative on Jul 31, 2008 9:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You're probably right
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
by ghtd36 on Jul 31, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
1-2 to hammy
single to left coming up
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by DSheppard on Jul 31, 2008 9:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
oh well, tried to be optimistic
at least its a bit better.
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by DSheppard on Jul 31, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and THAT happened
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Jul 31, 2008 9:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
still, i'll totally take this loss over the loss that was two innings ago.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Jul 31, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lol.
Well, that was kind of fun.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
by ghtd36 on Jul 31, 2008 9:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Effffff
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 9:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i blame this loss on Jon Daniels
no doubt about it.
Josh Hamilton is better than you.
by Longhorn on Jul 31, 2008 9:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that's funny.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 31, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rangers owned by R.A. Dickey.
They feel shame.
by Athos on Jul 31, 2008 9:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wonder when the Nipster will be getting another start?
by rcreative on Jul 31, 2008 9:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
When we don't need 2 long relief pitchers
About the time Beaven, Main and Feliz are in the rotation.
by hiafex on Jul 31, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm pretty disappointed with a split
the Mariners are not good
by simplesimon on Jul 31, 2008 9:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Shitbags

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 31, 2008 9:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That makes no sense to me.
So why am I laughing so hard?
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
by ghtd36 on Jul 31, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
is he trying to purify salt water with that?
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by DSheppard on Jul 31, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It appears that way
I figured the ridiculousness of this image might lighten the mood. It makes no sense, has no relevance to anything, but is hilarious.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 31, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, that was fun
I’m off to watch Big Brother and My Boys
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 31, 2008 9:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
CD 3-5 with 2 extra base hits
a good night for CD is one of my top 3 priorities for a game these days.
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by DSheppard on Jul 31, 2008 9:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
3-4, even better.
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by DSheppard on Jul 31, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
boo thats alright. sweep of the blue jays coming up.
How's Dshep's ass taste?
by iorange555 on Jul 31, 2008 10:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 31, 2008 10:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Jul 31, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
byrd hit by a dickey knuckleball ahahhaahh
How's Dshep's ass taste?
by iorange555 on Jul 31, 2008 10:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
They keep talking about the Rangers putting together a streak
Ain’t going to happen with the rotation we have. Simple as that.
by rcreative on Jul 31, 2008 10:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

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