7/5/08 game day thread
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 5, 2008 5:00 PM CDT
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Texas Rangers at Baltimore Orioles, Jul 5, 2008 6:05 PM CDT
Current Series
3 game series vs Orioles @ Oriole Park at Camden Yards
| Fri 07/04 | WP: Jeremy Guthrie (5 - 7) LP: Vicente Padilla (10 - 5) |
4 - 10 loss |
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Texas Rangers Saturday, Jul 5, 2008, 6:05 PM CDT Feldman (from across the hall) vs Brian Burres Mostly cloudy with a 60-percent chance of rain. Winds blowing out to right field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game Time temperature: Around 80.
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Bizarro Seinfeld reference...
you’re such a dork.
"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."
by benmor78 on Jul 5, 2008 5:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's my favorite...
Feldman nickname.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 5, 2008 5:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seinfeld
Instead of the “hottest simpsons character,” Adam’s poll should be hottest Seinfeld girlfriend…
by JBImaknee on Jul 5, 2008 5:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
On the short list
The NYU journalism student that outed him and George.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 5, 2008 5:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not that there's anything wrong with that!
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Jul 5, 2008 5:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+abajillion
you’re taste in hotties is getting better.
And JBI, that’s a great idea for a poll…
From the top of my head, i would say the blonde in the show where jerry goes into queens to follow the hit n run dood.
"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007
by Longhorn on Jul 5, 2008 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Teri Hatcher back in the day wasn't bad either.
by LiamP on Jul 5, 2008 5:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
they're real and they're spectacular
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Jul 5, 2008 5:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you know
i saw that episode last night; was the character in that show named ‘Feldman’ or “Felfman” or something like that, i could not hear a ‘D’ in the name at all when anyone in the show was saying it…
"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007
by Longhorn on Jul 5, 2008 5:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I’m fairly sure I have this episode DVR’d, so I guess I’ll see if I can find out.
by rcreative on Jul 5, 2008 5:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seinfeld Scripts...
shows it as Feldman.
Also, the guy who played Feldman, Pat Kilbane is listed as Feldman on IMDB.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 5, 2008 5:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Absolute crap...
that Pedroia beat out Kinsler.
At least they mention that Board Game will replace Ortiz.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
by slc ranger on Jul 5, 2008 5:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Give those assholes life
They deserve nothing less
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2008 5:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Diamond to have surgery
Per T.R. Sullivan, Thomas Diamond has going to have surgery to remove a bone spur from his foot, and will miss 3 weeks.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 5, 2008 5:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
just what diamond needed, more set backs
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Jul 5, 2008 5:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kiker?
Think this would be a spot to promote Kiker and give him 5 or 6 starts in AA?
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on Jul 5, 2008 5:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would like to see him
move up to Frisco to see what he could do.
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 5, 2008 5:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy crap!!!
Josh Lewin just referenced “beasticon” as a Chris Davis nickname!!!
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 5, 2008 5:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
you beat me to it! i was just typing that!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by lisa w on Jul 5, 2008 5:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sadly...
Josh was a little off…beasticon is a description, not a nickname.
Although there are only two Rangers who warrant that description.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 5, 2008 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If only he could have reference
DeRosa as Dumpmaster back in the day…
by Agreen07 on Jul 5, 2008 6:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's awesome...
someone should email him the Users Guide to Lone Star Ball so he can start referencing all of the nicknames here.
Also, I would laugh forever if I ever heard him use the phrase: “Double Play Dinosaur.”
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 5, 2008 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yea or throw up a Rally Turtle pic on screen.
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 5, 2008 6:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you need to put that up as a fanpost again
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 5, 2008 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good idea...
And some updates need to be made.
I’ll work on it this weekend.
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 5, 2008 6:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That would be a 1000 times better than
any more nerd alert graphics there
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2008 6:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anyone know?
How free swinging are the Orioles?
by rcreative on Jul 5, 2008 6:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Here:
Runs/G 4.63 14
Avg .259 17
OPS .748 13
HR 93 9
SB 50 17Record:Rank (didn’t paste)
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Jul 5, 2008 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mariano Rivera
Takes the mound in the top of the 9th against Boston, Yanks up 2-0…
He goes single-HBP-single-HBP to the first 4 batters, loading up the bases with the tying run on third…
Then goes K-popup-K to get the save.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 5, 2008 6:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
To repeat...
Doesn’t it seem like he leads off every game with a double?
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 5, 2008 6:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He has to be on pace to set the record for extra base hits by a lead off man
who else is up there? Brady Anderson?
by Agreen07 on Jul 5, 2008 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hopefully tonight can go better...
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by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2008 6:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Kinsler
17 game hit streak with a leadoff double
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2008 6:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Kinsler - take that, Dustin
II Cor. 4:17-18
by TedFord on Jul 5, 2008 6:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
King Kinston.
The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.
by iorange555 on Jul 5, 2008 6:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Re: Lewin
Bradley, Bryd & Boggs are hardly the Killer-B’s and I’m not sure I like “Crush” as a nickname.
by rcreative on Jul 5, 2008 6:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
YOUNGY
The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.
by iorange555 on Jul 5, 2008 6:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FOTF
Singles home Kinsler yet again. This never gets old….
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
by txranger7 on Jul 5, 2008 6:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well
that was fast.
Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside and something else will take its place. If I quit, however, it lasts forever. - Lance Armstrong
by esme on Jul 5, 2008 6:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't know why they pitch Young outside...
II Cor. 4:17-18
by TedFord on Jul 5, 2008 6:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Lets hope the rest of this game
now goes better than yesterday
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2008 6:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
And Josh keeps fouling off pitches he used to hammer...
II Cor. 4:17-18
by TedFord on Jul 5, 2008 6:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You can't catch a Hamilton LD
That will rip your arm off
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2008 6:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Should I or shouldn't I make a Jim Abbott reference?
Oh wait I just did
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2008 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAMMY
The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.
by iorange555 on Jul 5, 2008 6:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
2 on, Nobody out
If the O’s are smart, they won’t give anything good to Milton to hit.
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
by txranger7 on Jul 5, 2008 6:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Guide to successfully pitching to Hammy:
Don’t throw strikes.
by rcreative on Jul 5, 2008 6:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate Byrd...
batting in the 5 spot
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by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2008 6:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Marlon Byrd =
the black hole of our lineup.
by Agreen07 on Jul 5, 2008 6:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
2 deep shots
but not good enough. i’d hate to not see another run scored here
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2008 6:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Re:$h00ter TV
No sound for anyone else?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Jul 5, 2008 6:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He's back!
Derek Lee starting for Frisco tonight! yay
by shroomer on Jul 5, 2008 6:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
whos he?
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on Jul 5, 2008 6:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
28(?) YO non-prospect
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Jul 5, 2008 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hasn't he been
released by the Rangers a few times before?
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2008 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes
Jul 5, 2008 … Former RedHawk southpaw Derek Lee was recently re-signed by Texas and assigned to the Frisco RoughRiders
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Jul 5, 2008 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Has there been a fanpost about Chan Ho Park
yet?
by Agreen07 on Jul 5, 2008 6:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Come on, CD!!!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Jul 5, 2008 6:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Come on beasticon!
Mash like you’re good at!
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2008 6:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Davis
This would be a great time for another HR
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2008 6:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
davis
if you aren’t going to hit a grand slam, at least make the amazing diving catch
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2008 6:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Now I need to use this
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2008 6:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ok
let’s not have this crap again today
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by lisa w on Jul 5, 2008 6:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ugh
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by lisa w on Jul 5, 2008 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This game sucks
way too much like yesterday
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2008 6:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That is the last run that will score in this game
or at least I hope so
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2008 6:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
so we lose 3-1?
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
by WhipSmart on Jul 5, 2008 6:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nippert tonight?
yes or no
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXWLfIgc0nA
by mchang4 on Jul 5, 2008 6:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
you know
feldman sure is due to have A LOT of runs scored for him….
by jas003 on Jul 5, 2008 6:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
not to mention
this whole team is due for a big game sometime.
by jas003 on Jul 5, 2008 6:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thank you Duran
Kinsler, time to get another double
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2008 6:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yay Duran!
Nice to see that
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by lisa w on Jul 5, 2008 6:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Cool
I get here just in time to see Duran get a hit. Now give me a rally, guys!
"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart
by lonestarJon on Jul 5, 2008 6:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Did Josh really reference CD as 'Beasticon'?
...cause I e-mailed the booth about that nickname during the last game of the NYY series
Why so serious?
by Joker'z on Jul 5, 2008 6:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
it was an interview in the pre-game
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by lisa w on Jul 5, 2008 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does anyone have a good picture
of Davis?
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2008 6:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Google search doesn't turn up much
But take your pick if you see fit.
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2008 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Stalker?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Jul 5, 2008 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you'll find out in a second
what it’s for, though I wish I had a better picture
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2008 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hoped
you were gonna do something!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Jul 5, 2008 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yay Ham
"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart
by lonestarJon on Jul 5, 2008 6:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i'll take that single
milton just missed there.
"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007
by Longhorn on Jul 5, 2008 6:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 5, 2008 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn
Any way that’s twice now Milton is ging to get a HR tonight.
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 5, 2008 6:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WTH?
Too much “Sooner Sauce” for you today?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Jul 5, 2008 6:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol I wish
I cut my ring finger off when I was in the 5th grade so sometimes I miss letters and other things.
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 5, 2008 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably more like June
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2008 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yay
DP!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Jul 5, 2008 6:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
no more dino today
its bad luck
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2008 6:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
phew
The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.
by iorange555 on Jul 5, 2008 6:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Feldman looks like a gentle duck
The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.
by iorange555 on Jul 5, 2008 6:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Is that code
for something?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Jul 5, 2008 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hope Davis gets a hit in this inning
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2008 6:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i hope a lot of people get a hit this inning
"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007
by Longhorn on Jul 5, 2008 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.
by iorange555 on Jul 5, 2008 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i didn't relize that
we have already had 7 baserunners in 2 innings and have only scored 2 runs.
by jas003 on Jul 5, 2008 6:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Byrd and Bradley today
Both getting closer and closer to a HR
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2008 6:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
and another well hit ball
with nothing to show for it.
by jas003 on Jul 5, 2008 6:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Finally
deep hit that isn’t an out
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2008 6:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ground rulle double
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 5, 2008 6:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Haha!
Orioles have the BP up already…
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Jul 5, 2008 6:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate games like this
Where we’re hitting the ball to the track, but not actually doing anything offensively. Although just as I write this, Boggs hammers a double. Come on Davis!
"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart
by lonestarJon on Jul 5, 2008 6:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I wonder what that rubberized warning track feels like
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2008 6:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Gross
Get your mind out of the gutter, lady!
;)
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Jul 5, 2008 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's sooo not what I meant.
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2008 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cheapo rubber mat
I’d guess.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Jul 5, 2008 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jesus.
This guy is just begging us to kill him.
by LiamP on Jul 5, 2008 6:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
HOLY FOUL BALLS BATMAN!!!
What a monster foul ball
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2008 6:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Did that leave the stadium?
Wow, massive.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Jul 5, 2008 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good GOD
Davis killed that ball
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 5, 2008 6:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Guess I can't show it off yet
sigh
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2008 6:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Good god
Crap, it’s too bad that was foul. That’s all the way outta the park!
"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart
by lonestarJon on Jul 5, 2008 6:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn
The second try didn’t go as well.
"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart
by lonestarJon on Jul 5, 2008 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yea
and it didn’t even look like he swung at it.
by jas003 on Jul 5, 2008 6:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
nope Salty
is going to get a hit and drive in Boggs
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 5, 2008 6:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You should get some sort of extra credit for a foul ball like that
II Cor. 4:17-18
by TedFord on Jul 5, 2008 6:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
My guess is
The Orioles pitchers took note.
by rcreative on Jul 5, 2008 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, like...
...go ahead and just take first. We know you can hit. Ha ha.
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2008 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Josh and Tom
have talked about the ASG, but haven’t mentioned the Post’s leaked lineups. Think they’re unaware or just barred from talking about it?
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2008 6:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Probably shouldn't be talking about it
until after tomorrow’s big unveiling
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2008 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They are under an embargo
They will probably talk about it in the pre-game tomorrow.
Go Vote for Kinsler, Young, Hamilton, Bradley and write in Murphy. http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/events/all_star/y2008/ballot_reg.html - Vote up to 25 times on as many email accounts as you can think of!
by LBBRangerFan on Jul 5, 2008 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The leak was just bogus...they shouldn't do that.
Also, Josh & Tom work for the team, who is under MLB. I’m guessing it would not be the best idea to blabber about it.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Jul 5, 2008 7:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i would say
they where told not to say anything, that was just weak.
by jas003 on Jul 5, 2008 6:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I hate games like this
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by iorange555 on Jul 5, 2008 7:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that's 3 innings
with people left in scoring postion
by jas003 on Jul 5, 2008 7:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
they'll lose
so they can get back to being 1 game over 500 for the next series
by jas003 on Jul 5, 2008 7:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Easy-Peasy
1-2-3
Good.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Jul 5, 2008 7:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Now we just need some runs
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by lonestarJon on Jul 5, 2008 7:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it's got to be annonying for feldman
to watch the team struggle so much when he pitches so well.
by jas003 on Jul 5, 2008 7:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He gave up 3 runs in the first
I wouldn’t jump the gun and say he is pitching well yet
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2008 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, the team record
is 4-10 when he starts, despite an ERA of 4.38…about the same as Padzilla’s. So yeah, it sucks to be Scooter.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Jul 5, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Strange hit
But Duran’s looking better at the plate than he has recently
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2008 7:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
this fly ball crap is getting old
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
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by lisa w on Jul 5, 2008 7:09 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Maybe if the hottest hitter on the team hadn't bunted that inning...
God, I hate that.
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by lonestarJon on Jul 5, 2008 7:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
bunting for a hit
isn’t the same as sacrificing. Kinsler was a step away from beating that out.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2008 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I still hate that
He’s not Jaun Peirre, for petes sake. He doesn’t need to pull shit like that, not when he’s hitting like he is.
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by lonestarJon on Jul 5, 2008 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
why bunt for a hit with someone who can actually get a hit. for multiple bases.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He looked at the defense
and thought he could exploit the defense with a bunt there. Even the best hitters make an out 60-65% of the time.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
this umps strike zone is all over the place
.....dp
by jas003 on Jul 5, 2008 7:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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by lonestarJon on Jul 5, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
DP SomethingorOther
To the Rescue!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Jul 5, 2008 7:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Bradley
Has been robbed three times tonight
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2008 7:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
milton not getting much luck tonight.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2008 7:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I played him today on MLB's "beat the streak"
He’s gonna break my streak.
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by lonestarJon on Jul 5, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well that sucked!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by lisa w on Jul 5, 2008 7:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Okay Baltimore
stop robbing us of hits
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2008 7:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
it's one thing to get shut down by someone pitching a great game
but this is killing me…
by jas003 on Jul 5, 2008 7:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The baseball gods want us back at .500
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by lonestarJon on Jul 5, 2008 7:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
True dat
We should probably thank them.
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by lonestarJon on Jul 5, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We have the offense to compete...
it’s just that our pitching sucks.
by Agreen07 on Jul 5, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Feldman only at 68 pitches
Looking at how he started the game, I thought he would be nearing 100 by now
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2008 7:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That didn't even hit him
But here comes Conner….so a home run or bases clearing double is on the way
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2008 7:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
but it's a good thing he said it did
or the runner would of been on third
by jas003 on Jul 5, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alright Feldman
You gave it your best shot, but now you have to talk Connor and give up a 3 run shot
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2008 7:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OH my gosh!
An out after a Connor visit? That can’t be right.
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by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2008 7:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe Feldman only pretended to listen to him
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe Connor pretended to talk while Scott pretended to listen? ;)
by rcreative on Jul 5, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They were just
tricking the Orioles into thinking a HR was coming
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Come on Davis, please get a hit or a walk, or a HBP, or anything that gets you on base
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2008 7:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
figures
on the day I have something planned for a Davis hit
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He should still get another AB
At least one
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thank goodness yes.
And I believe it was not affiliated with the commercials or Geico.
by rcreative on Jul 5, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't understand the whole dancing caveman gimmick they're going with now
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by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love it
just the premise cracks me up no matter how many times I see it.
“Baltimore’s a great place to find dance moves, I find… lots of heel work.”
Genius..
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 5, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow
he gets all the candles.
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
there's one missing on the top right one
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
google images
i only have so much to work with
by Agreen07 on Jul 5, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
how do you miss a 87 mile fastball right down the middle
by jas003 on Jul 5, 2008 7:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Salty doesn't believe in hits!
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by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And he's hurt
sigh…
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Jul 5, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
More MaxRam!
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by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Something's wrong with Salty
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by lonestarJon on Jul 5, 2008 7:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Michael Young must have infected him
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by lonestarJon on Jul 5, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not positive
But he limped after that swing and did a cup check a couple of times.
by rcreative on Jul 5, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
by WhipSmart on Jul 5, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Outstanding
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by lonestarJon on Jul 5, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
Ramirez gets a nice pregame workout in right now
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2008 7:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Poor Max
Too bad he couldn’t come in from the bullpen without all his stuff. Make someone else bring it to him later.
Nice of Bradley to meet him at the stairs and take it off his shoulder though.
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2008 7:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ramirez better not strikeout here
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2008 7:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You mean like that?
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 5, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he can't, can he?
If he swings and misses it’s a strikeout for Salty. Or I think that’s how it works anyway.
by Hubris on Jul 5, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Correct
"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart
by lonestarJon on Jul 5, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not really talking
about who statistically gets credit, just was hoping we wouldn’t have had to watch him lug all his stuff out there, wait for him to get his batting helmet and stuff on, and then have nothing to show for it.
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-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That had to be the longest pinch hit in a logn while.
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by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2008 7:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Curve-ball first pitch?
That wasn’t nice.
by rcreative on Jul 5, 2008 7:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
MaxRam at least had more of an excuse...
having just run about 400 feet lugging all his catching equipment.
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by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Duran
Amazing tonight
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2008 7:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hungry like the Wolf
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
by WhipSmart on Jul 5, 2008 7:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nope just an ordinary world
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 5, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
but he's a Wild Boy
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
by WhipSmart on Jul 5, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yay Duran
Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside and something else will take its place. If I quit, however, it lasts forever. - Lance Armstrong
by esme on Jul 5, 2008 7:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
at least that was up and away, not down the middle
by jas003 on Jul 5, 2008 7:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
salys pitch was not down the middle
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
er.. salty...
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it was a lot closer then the one max struck out on
by jas003 on Jul 5, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i dont know that swinging and missing at a bad ball
is much better than swinging and missing at a high and outside barely a strike
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's alright
We can call him Sally….he probably wouldn’t answer or like it much though
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha!
Duran has discovered the use of the force!
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by lonestarJon on Jul 5, 2008 7:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hopefully not
with two outs
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kinsler!!
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 5, 2008 7:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Kins
not bad
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com
by WhipSmart on Jul 5, 2008 7:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
KEENZ!!!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
by lisa w on Jul 5, 2008 7:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
man, got the pitch and missed it.
cant do it everytime.
of course you can do It on THE NEXT PITCH.
kinsler owns.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2008 7:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wooooooooooooooooooo!
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by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2008 7:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Definitely not a bunt
sooooooo much better!!
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2008 7:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You sir, get the biggest Matzoh ball of the day
IAN EFFING KINSLER WITH A 2 RUN HR
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2008 7:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
KINS!!!!!
Pain is temporary. It may last a minute, or an hour, or a day, or a year, but eventually it will subside and something else will take its place. If I quit, however, it lasts forever. - Lance Armstrong
by esme on Jul 5, 2008 7:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I just walked in from dinner
The power of AJM led to that homer.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 5, 2008 7:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thanks Adam!
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 5, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kinsler is having a MVP type year
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 5, 2008 7:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FOTF
now 3-4 on the day
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2008 7:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This just makes more mad
That pedroia is going to beat out Kinsler in the all-star game i know t doesn’t mean much but still red sox fans are bitches.
The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.
by iorange555 on Jul 5, 2008 7:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Maybe
that just means when Kinsler comes in to replace Pedroia, he can get the game-winning hit and win the All-Star Game MVP award.
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
The Rangers tend to win those awards
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
Lets hope so, eh?
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by lonestarJon on Jul 5, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have to remind myself sometimes that Josh can't get a RBI every at-bat.
by rcreative on Jul 5, 2008 7:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I could really go for an extra base hit sometime soon though
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if he doesnt hurry up and snap out of the power slump kinsler is going to pass him in HRs
i bet hes already passed him in ops
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he passed him after yesterday's game .002 points
the HR and double today probably make that lead a bit bigger.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
we need to win this game
Because the Angels might lose tonight facing roy.
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by iorange555 on Jul 5, 2008 7:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Angels
I don’t care what the Angels do, at this point.
We aren’t in a playoff race.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 5, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
+1 BB
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by lonestarJon on Jul 5, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Exactly...
if we end up in one, we end up in one, but July is way too early to be watching other games looking to make up games.
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by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
we're in the play off race in my mind stop being poopyheads....yes poopyheads.
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by iorange555 on Jul 5, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you know... you're right...
...let’s forfeit the rest of our season and talk Cowboys… Cowboys… Cowboys…
shut this place down…
by oc on Jul 5, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
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by iorange555 on Jul 5, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think Adam or anyone...
is advocated closing up shop on the season. It’s just that at this point when we’ve got 8.5 games to make up in the standings and have a mental block against moving away from .500, playoffs don’t seem like a likely scenario unless we pack up and move to the NL West.
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by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No
I don’t want to forfeit the rest of the season.
But I also don’t think there’s any point in worrying about what the Angels are doing right now. We aren’t in a playoff race. We are in rebuilding mode, and well out of the hunt right now.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 5, 2008 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well I'll keep looking and worrying about the Angels you keep rebuilding...everyone wins
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by iorange555 on Jul 5, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Mora
doesn’t he know that bunting for a hit is stupid
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2008 7:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Mark Connor
Always looks like he’s pissed off kids are playing on his lawn.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 5, 2008 7:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He's probably
just pissed that he always has to run out to the mound.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2008 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well then he should teach his pitchers how to get outs
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by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2008 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
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by lonestarJon on Jul 5, 2008 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sounds like the Oriole's crowd is chanting
“Let’s go home! Let’s go home!”
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 5, 2008 7:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Is Scott trying to channel Brady Anderson
with those sideburns?
Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 5, 2008 7:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He'll need more than sideburns to channel Brady.
Like maybe some of Miggy’s B-12?
by rcreative on Jul 5, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You know what is awesome?
When our pitchers suddenly can’t throw strikes to guys at teh bottoom of the order.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 5, 2008 7:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You know what is actually awesome
Getting 6 innings and only 3 ER out of your starter while your offense scores at least 4 on the day.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2008 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aye!
Doncha jes love it when dey cannae throw strikes to the bottoom of teh order?
"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart
by lonestarJon on Jul 5, 2008 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thank the lord he got out of it
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by iorange555 on Jul 5, 2008 8:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Scott Feldman...
...unbelievable movement on his pitches…
by oc on Jul 5, 2008 8:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
So much so
that I don’t think he knows where its going from pitch to pitch.
by robert_d_wilfong on Jul 5, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Feldman
always looks like he’s wearing eyeliner…
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2008 8:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Milton says
“Screw hitting the ball hard…that didn’t work. I’ll just bunt it.”
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2008 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Except that
he may have used an expletive instead of my euphemism
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2008 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
The Rangers showing up the Orioles on the bunt
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2008 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Didn't Acquino used to pitch for AZ?
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2008 8:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
thats funny...
just gave Mora a taste of his own medicine.
Mora smiles and acknowledges, nice.
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by bspate on Jul 5, 2008 8:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Byrd...
refuses to be a productive hitter.
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by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2008 8:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
thank god
that wasn’t a double play. I want Davis to get a hit now
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2008 8:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wow...
nice catch.
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by bspate on Jul 5, 2008 8:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Bradley bunts for a hit
And I think LSJ’s head exploded.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 5, 2008 8:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ha ha
He posted below…otherwise I might have believed that theory
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I could post a picture for that
But I probably should refrain.
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by lonestarJon on Jul 5, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What is that, 6 deep shots that were outs?
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2008 8:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
all gone at our ballpark
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by iorange555 on Jul 5, 2008 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it would be like 15-5
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by iorange555 on Jul 5, 2008 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
a team full of JHJs
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah, SHIT
Screw you Markakis.
"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart
by lonestarJon on Jul 5, 2008 8:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Salty out with right groin strain.
I guess I knew that look all too well.
by rcreative on Jul 5, 2008 8:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Oooohh
Taylor Teagarden “packing his bags”... that’s genuis.
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by lonestarJon on Jul 5, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.
by iorange555 on Jul 5, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Personally...
...I think they should leave Teagarden at AAA and bring up Richardson. Nothing against Taylor, but I’d rather have him keep playing everyday in OKC.
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
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by lonestarJon on Jul 5, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Richardson
If you are going to go through the trouble of adding a guy to the 40 wouldn’t you do it for a guy you project to be a major leaguer not just a minor league filler?
Although I do see the other side of the argument because doing so for TT would burn an option and with our logjam at catcher that could come into play in a few years
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on Jul 5, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He hasn't been pulled from the Oklahoma game yet
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 5, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if its serious, maybe
But I don’t think it is that serious. Probably just a few starts in a row for MaxRam and Salty will be back to striking out
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
frankie
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by iorange555 on Jul 5, 2008 8:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
|37'5 60 Fr4nk13!
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by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2008 8:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
frankie...
...has retired the last 13 he’s faced.
by oc on Jul 5, 2008 8:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Is it 14 now?
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shhhhhhh don't jinx it
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by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well the world does.
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by iorange555 on Jul 5, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Still don't? :)
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by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
don't jinx it
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by iorange555 on Jul 5, 2008 8:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
looked bad at first.
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by iorange555 on Jul 5, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
looked bad at first against the Yanks...
...what’s that tell you?... second time through the order… he steps up…
by oc on Jul 5, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
also my early season favorite for "Pitcher Of The Year"...
by oc on Jul 5, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm still glad they didn't DFA him
Like others wanted to do.
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 5, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i was screaming for his head last year...
...and, i will certainly enjoy that plate of crow.
by oc on Jul 5, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep
Same here…
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by lonestarJon on Jul 5, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I used to be on that bandwagon during last season
but after the season, if you looked at what he’s done throughout his pro career, it made me take a few steps back to become a supporter.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was an early adopter
I was harping about the new arm angle & additional movement early in the season. Sigh, nobody takes me seriously….well, I don’t act it too often around here :-)
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Jul 5, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Per Evan Grant
Rangers think Salty will be okay. So probably no move for a catcher for tomorrow.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 5, 2008 8:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm sure Evan must be bummed out
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by lonestarJon on Jul 5, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Heh
Ever read the DMN blog? It’s Salty-bashing central.
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by lonestarJon on Jul 5, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, it isn't
And you think anyone who isn’t already thinking about what his HOF plaque will say is Salty bashing.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 5, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, I don't
And try reading the comments over there. The posters pretty much hate Salty, and Evan plays into it by keeping us all updated on his failings.
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by lonestarJon on Jul 5, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't read the comments
But I think the idea that Evan Grant is anti-Saltalamacchia, or wants him to fail or get hurt, is silly.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 5, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tonight's Detroit vs. Seattle game
Armando Galarraga vs. RA Dickey
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2008 8:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Interesting match-up
I still like RA
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
While I was vacationing in Washington a couple weeks ago I got to see RA pitch a couple times.
I’ll pick Galarraga. :)
by rcreative on Jul 5, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Frankie needs to get his off speed over the plate
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by iorange555 on Jul 5, 2008 8:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
BB released by CHI
and resigned by the Yanks…wtf? Is he getting a signing bonus every time, or what? lol
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Jul 5, 2008 8:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
So he leave here and signe with the Yanks
Who release him to sign with the Cubs who release him to sign again with the Yanks? Greatness!
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by boomer1 on Jul 5, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And all this time...
you could vote for him as a Ranger for the all star game
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by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How funny would that have been
as a prank he gets voted in as a Ranger?
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 5, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Two words:
Player vote!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Jul 5, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You mean...
kind of like with the NHL a couple seasons ago where a bunch of people tried to vote Rory Fitzpatrick into the all star game as a joke from the Vancouver Canucks even though he was among the worst defensemen in the league? He nearly got in too, sat in the top 2 in voting for a long time until the last week or two.
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by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes I forgot about that.
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 5, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Told you not to jinx it oc
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by iorange555 on Jul 5, 2008 8:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
you keep believing that.
The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.
by iorange555 on Jul 5, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why didn't we put Madrigal in instead????
ARALHALGLGIELL@I$>???!?
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 5, 2008 8:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
hahahahha, i cant stop laughing. hilarious.
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hope thats sarcasm.
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by iorange555 on Jul 5, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Someone needs to shoot the bird in the crowd...
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by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2008 8:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Awesome pitch by FX2
He’s no longer Frankie to me
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2008 8:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I heard he is going to Bejinng
and competing in the chair toss in a few weeks.
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 5, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol thats cold.
The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.
by iorange555 on Jul 5, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate A's fans
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 5, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OT: Hancock
any good? Looks funny to me.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Jul 5, 2008 8:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
From what I've heard...
critics hated it, but as long as you don’t go into it with high expectations and instead go to just enjoy it, it’s an enjoyable movie.
I was planning to go see it tomorrow I think
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by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2008 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lemme know
and post a Fanpost with pics, dammit!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Jul 5, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
his foot came off while the tag was still applied.
=\
2 games over 500 please.
by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2008 8:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
looks like his foot was always touching the side of the bag
just barely though
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This Davis kid...
DFA???
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Jul 5, 2008 8:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
One more like that
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Jul 5, 2008 8:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FX2 had better
not blow this for Feldy!
Ahha, he just pulled it out!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Jul 5, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
YES!
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Jul 5, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
PHEW!
The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.
by iorange555 on Jul 5, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What was that gesture
Feldman made from the dugout?
by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2008 8:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
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