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7/5/07 game day thread 2

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Franke threw 29 pitches better rest him tomorrow

The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.

by iorange555 on Jul 5, 2008 8:29 PM CDT   0 recs

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg1 on Jul 5, 2008 8:30 PM CDT   0 recs

hot shot Max

Saltalawho?

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 5, 2008 8:30 PM CDT   0 recs

You know...

I think they broke the humidor, up in Colorado.

by Adam J. Morris on Jul 5, 2008 8:31 PM CDT   0 recs

Ryan Tucker entered the game with a 6.84 ERA

not too shocking

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg1 on Jul 5, 2008 8:32 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I know

but I thought you were referring to them scoring 8 runs so far today too

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg1 on Jul 5, 2008 8:33 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Highest combined score

since they started using the humidor.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 5, 2008 8:33 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Vazquez

bunting for a hit :D

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg1 on Jul 5, 2008 8:31 PM CDT   0 recs

That looked like something...

....that would have happened to us in April.

by Adam J. Morris on Jul 5, 2008 8:31 PM CDT   0 recs

was about to go foul

Should have let it keep going

Joe Morgan: (On Jay Bruce) I think he will. He brings energy to the team, and besides that, he is a pretty good hitter.
Ken Tremendous: I like that the #1 reason he will help his team is: "energy," and the distant #2 reason is: "ability to hit baseballs."

by TheBZA on Jul 5, 2008 8:32 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Ramon sez

“Blow me, lsj!”

HAHAHAHA!!!!!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 5, 2008 8:32 PM CDT   0 recs

LET'S GO, RANGERS!...

(clap-clap… clap-clap-clap)

by oc on Jul 5, 2008 8:33 PM CDT   0 recs

LSJ

2 base hits for the Rangers on bunts :D

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg1 on Jul 5, 2008 8:33 PM CDT   0 recs

Bah

That’s lucky. I really don’t care when Vazquez does it, but it’s a waste of Kinsler’s time.

A Lonestar in California

"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart

by lonestarJon on Jul 5, 2008 8:34 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

let us assume...

...that when Kinsler bunts for a hit, 40% of the time when he puts the ball in play, he beats it out…

Is it still a mistake?

by Adam J. Morris on Jul 5, 2008 8:35 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Yes

His OBP would be higher, though.

by Adam J. Morris on Jul 5, 2008 8:38 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

cant drive a man in from 2nd with a bunt.

0 outs, tie game, man on first.. maybe.

0 outs, man already in scoring position, up by 1? no way.

2 games over 500 please.

by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2008 8:40 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

duran bunting (good day or no) with a man on first is fine

but kinsler has a .930 ops and the man is already in scoring position, he needs to swing.

or walk, thats fine.

2 games over 500 please.

by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2008 8:34 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

oh, vazquez. didnt even notice

well he certainly can.

2 games over 500 please.

by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2008 8:35 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

3-2-1

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 5, 2008 8:35 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Someone needs to photoshop that

Put some Rangers players (like Salty) coming out of his head. ha ha.

Baseball Is My Boyfriend

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 5, 2008 8:36 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

+1

I’d do it myself if I had photoshop and knew how to use it, but I don’t.

A Lonestar in California

"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart

by lonestarJon on Jul 5, 2008 8:38 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

kinsler has 3 at bats in which he wasnt bunting

they are a homerun and a double.

SWING.

2 games over 500 please.

by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2008 8:33 PM CDT   0 recs

he didn't listen to you

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg1 on Jul 5, 2008 8:34 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

well i didnt mean at balls.

2 games over 500 please.

by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2008 8:35 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Scart sculling

b-a-l-l-s…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 5, 2008 8:36 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

bases loaded

The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.

by iorange555 on Jul 5, 2008 8:35 PM CDT   0 recs

by oc on Jul 5, 2008 8:35 PM CDT   0 recs

Young up with the bases loaded

You know what that means this year, impending double play.

A Lonestar in California

"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart

by lonestarJon on Jul 5, 2008 8:35 PM CDT   0 recs

Unfortunately

I was hoping I’d reverse-jinx him.

A Lonestar in California

"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart

by lonestarJon on Jul 5, 2008 8:39 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

*sigh*

no points.

by RachelB on Jul 5, 2008 8:38 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

points?

You mean runs if so they did get a run.

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 5, 2008 8:40 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

nope

not what I meant

thanks though

by RachelB on Jul 5, 2008 8:40 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Wasn't for sure

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 5, 2008 8:42 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

jinx again.

The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.

by iorange555 on Jul 5, 2008 8:39 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

by oc on Jul 5, 2008 8:35 PM CDT   0 recs

lol MY

at least hes been doing better lately and we got a run though.

2 games over 500 please.

by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2008 8:38 PM CDT   0 recs

ugh oh well

The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.

by iorange555 on Jul 5, 2008 8:38 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

wasn't MY's fault just lonestarjon for jinxing him

The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.

by iorange555 on Jul 5, 2008 8:39 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

jinxing

The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.

by iorange555 on Jul 5, 2008 8:40 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

i'm telling you its real

The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.

by iorange555 on Jul 5, 2008 8:40 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I believe in jinxing.

That’s why I didn’t say anything about a possible GIDP.

by rcreative on Jul 5, 2008 8:41 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

That last 3-2 foul...

sounded almost like an aluminum bat

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Jul 5, 2008 8:41 PM CDT   0 recs

rbi singles or no, hammy is depressing me

hell, maybe he needs the homerun derby to FIX his swing.

2 games over 500 please.

by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2008 8:41 PM CDT   0 recs

97mph vs Hammy.

Hammy loses.

by rcreative on Jul 5, 2008 8:41 PM CDT   0 recs

EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE EDDIE

The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.

by iorange555 on Jul 5, 2008 8:42 PM CDT   0 recs

gentlemen…

time to take out…the TRASH…

by oc on Jul 5, 2008 8:44 PM CDT   0 recs

I may have mentioned this before...

...but the guy on the left (on Burroughs’ right) looks like my grandfather.

by Adam J. Morris on Jul 5, 2008 8:46 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Which one?

Papa Frank? I don’t think he looks like either of them.

"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."

by benmor78 on Jul 5, 2008 8:49 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

You didn't respond to...

Suze’s email. She’s disappointed.

"I know you're a bit dense but no, it doesn't. Obviously lying isn't a problem for me."

by benmor78 on Jul 5, 2008 8:49 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

kins had 21 extra base hits in june

i think thats pretty good.

think we struck at the right time in locking him up through 2013.

2 games over 500 please.

by DSheppard on Jul 5, 2008 8:47 PM CDT   0 recs

EDDIE!

The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.

by iorange555 on Jul 5, 2008 8:50 PM CDT   0 recs