Lone Star Ball : An SB Nation Community

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 8, 2008 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

or blow out a knee...

Last week Arod and Cynthia were huge news in NYC.
This week they are huge national news.
The power of Miles, the child prodigy, catch it!!!!

by LAMuscleFag on Jul 8, 2008 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hey guys...

I should have a fanpost up tonight about my trip to the Yankees/Rangers game last week. Good pics too.

Here’s a preview.

by Brandon Worley on Jul 8, 2008 6:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

WOAH A GLOVE

The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.

by iorange555 on Jul 8, 2008 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Not just any glove

the blue glove :)

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 8, 2008 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Did someone kill BGL?

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Jul 8, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

penalty box

2 games over 500 please.

by DSheppard on Jul 8, 2008 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Now that's a tease!

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 8, 2008 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

He he.

I crack myself up.

by Brandon Worley on Jul 8, 2008 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Here's a better one.

by Brandon Worley on Jul 8, 2008 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

those blue walls...

...takes me back to Arlington Stadium…

by oc on Jul 8, 2008 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

As Dshep would say

“look at the ass on that umpire”

The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.

by iorange555 on Jul 8, 2008 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sweet

KDFI game in HD.

"Mr. Hicks, you watch, I'm going to be a leader on this team." Kinsler

by sprite on Jul 8, 2008 7:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Rain delay

blah

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 8, 2008 7:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Its raining?

What the hell. Its sunny in Bedford

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Jul 8, 2008 7:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

it looks dark and rain-ish in downtown dallas

significantly darker than it was when I got home from work at 6

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Jul 8, 2008 7:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

that rain was shocking

had no idea. its fine here.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Jul 8, 2008 7:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Haha no wonder I'm getting Olympic Sailing instead of the game...

to be honest I’d rather just watch it rain.

by nsolomon on Jul 8, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Didn't Matt Harrison have some relief work this season?

by Brandon Worley on Jul 8, 2008 7:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

negative

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXWLfIgc0nA

by mchang4 on Jul 8, 2008 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

http://jubed.com/jokes/view/Motivators

by Brandon Worley on Jul 8, 2008 7:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

should be gone soon . . . moving to the NE

that cell is over the ballpark now but it’s moving fast

by texasraider on Jul 8, 2008 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Gotta love MLB extra innings...

watching TB v. NYY

by booyahcaveman on Jul 8, 2008 7:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

well

celebrity Family Feud is pretty OK that Venom from American Gladiators is frigging HOT

by blueballlefty on Jul 8, 2008 7:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Rain Delay Trivia (no googling, baseballreferencing, etc.)

Who is the ACTIVE leader in most games played without a postseason appearance?

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 8, 2008 7:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Cat?, MY?

by Kinslerhomer on Jul 8, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

No and no.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 8, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

someone really old

i need a hint. how about the division he plays in?

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Jul 8, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Currently?

He’s in the National League.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 8, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

not a division but alright

by phatjeremy on Jul 8, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Fiiiine.

Trying to give it one clue at a time…but NL East.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 8, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Burrell?

by erikj07 on Jul 8, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nope.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 8, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Carlos Delgado?

by erikj07 on Jul 8, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

No more hints....

... we’ll figure it out.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 8, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Is tony bautista still active??

With the NL East nationals?

by nsolomon on Jul 8, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Matt ????

Ah, he played here in 2004…can’t remember his last name.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 8, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

kata?

by phatjeremy on Jul 8, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

+1

Nice.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 8, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Damn!

I give the hint, and I wasn’t even thinking about the correct guy!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 8, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah, Stairs

crap…wrong again.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 8, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Is Jereomy Burnitz...

still active? I think I recall him never going a while.

by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 8, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Not sure.

But he’s not the answer.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 8, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Griffey?

Call 1-800-DOCTORB. The B is for bargain!

by Panorama on Jul 8, 2008 7:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

No.

1995, man.

by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 8, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

97 too

not a bad guess though

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Jul 8, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nah, he's been to the playoffs.

With Seattle.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 8, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Mike Sweeney?

by nsolomon on Jul 8, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nah.

But a good guess.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 8, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Matt stairs is what was meant earlier i assume

by booyahcaveman on Jul 8, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nope.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 8, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

geoff jenkins maybe?

probably not, hes only 33. but hes been on milwaukee all this time and I know they havnt made the playoffs.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Jul 8, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

yes/no?

im dieing to find out =p

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Jul 8, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nah.

We have a winner. SarasotaRanger got it.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 8, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm Damion Easley

bitch.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 8, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

We have a winner!

Hooray for Sarasota!

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 8, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Drafted in '88 and entered the league in '92

that’s a lot of futility

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 8, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

well played

by booyahcaveman on Jul 8, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm Damion Easley

bitch.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 8, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Jamie Moyer?

Or did he play that time with Seattle?

by sidebar54 on Jul 8, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

this...

sucks!!!

by bhuckabee on Jul 8, 2008 7:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I watching that wipeout show...

now thats funny

by clinton33 on Jul 8, 2008 7:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

It is a total waste of time

but what a way the while away the hours.

Just keep your mask on and umpire the game! - Tom Grieve, 5/25/08

by EssBee on Jul 8, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

are we going to play tonite

by mai on Jul 8, 2008 7:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Yes

the tarp is off now

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 8, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

nice

by mai on Jul 8, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

bored?

I laughed like 20 times….really hard

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXWLfIgc0nA

by mchang4 on Jul 8, 2008 7:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

some of those

pretty damn funny.

by Garcia on Jul 8, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

when will the game start

so i can watch the box score?

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 8, 2008 7:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Why not watch it

here

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 8, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

that didn't work

Here:

tvants://list.tvants.com/tvants/?k=5363c89aeeea0c8cf260f63b0a790dbd

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 8, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

8 p.m. start now

by nsolomon on Jul 8, 2008 7:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

game starts at 8

tarp is being taken off now

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Jul 8, 2008 7:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Hey look! It's miles!

by Brandon Worley on Jul 8, 2008 7:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Haha nah

Miles is HP, not SMU.

by SaltyGoesYard on Jul 8, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

and a beastly 6'5" tall

Last week Arod and Cynthia were huge news in NYC.
This week they are huge national news.
The power of Miles, the child prodigy, catch it!!!!

by LAMuscleFag on Jul 8, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

id have to lower myself a few collars to be that cool.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Jul 8, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

wipeout is hilarious

"Well, the Dallas Mavericks got beat by the New Orleans Hornets last night ending their season. Word is that someone on the team is dating Jessica Simpson." - Jay Leno

LSB facebook group ---->>> http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=33345329288

by hinduplaya on Jul 8, 2008 7:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

really?

i kind of dismissed it completely.

its free on abc.com btw

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Jul 8, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

OT:

just read on AOL that the U.S. exports like $17 million a year in Bull Semen to Iran!

by blueballlefty on Jul 8, 2008 7:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

i dont know what I would have done without this information

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Jul 8, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

W T F do they do with that?

cocktails? delicious!!

Last week Arod and Cynthia were huge news in NYC.
This week they are huge national news.
The power of Miles, the child prodigy, catch it!!!!

by LAMuscleFag on Jul 8, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Heh?

I guess they had to go else where to get the semen since you have one blue ball.

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 8, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

COPS

Funny stuff.

by Garcia on Jul 8, 2008 7:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

you see Sidney Ponson on there?

Last week Arod and Cynthia were huge news in NYC.
This week they are huge national news.
The power of Miles, the child prodigy, catch it!!!!

by LAMuscleFag on Jul 8, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Wipeout is just another Americanized version

of a foreign game show.

by Brandon Worley on Jul 8, 2008 7:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Uh sick?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXWLfIgc0nA

by mchang4 on Jul 8, 2008 7:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

?????????????????

Where’d that come from?

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 8, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Rain delays do crazy things to people, apparently

by Brandon Worley on Jul 8, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Pikachu is female?

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Jul 8, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

HAHAHAHA...sorry i found that funny.

by jas003 on Jul 8, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Looks like they might get this started around 8:30

by jamcadbury on Jul 8, 2008 7:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Still Raining?

Or just field prep?

by benjihana on Jul 8, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Radar says still raining

by jamcadbury on Jul 8, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Okay, maybe not

Tarp is off the field.

by jamcadbury on Jul 8, 2008 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

sucks on the east coast.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 8, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Biased bastard!

;)

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 8, 2008 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Haha. Believe me...

.... I hate the east coast bias as well. NYY/NYM/BOS/PHI/ATL on espn/national tv every week. Damned irritating.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 8, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ok...so Wipeout

While it is a horrible American version of a horrible Japanese game show…

Watching people bounce like rag dolls off giant rubber ball is fucking hilarious.

by Brandon Worley on Jul 8, 2008 7:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Cops Drinking Game...

Found this on the Cops profile on IMDB:

Take a drink every time you hear or see one of these:

1) A cop mentions how he or she “always wanted to be a police officer” when he or she was a kid.

2) A cop talks about his or her parent who is a retired police officer.

3) The cop’s partner in the passenger seat turns around to talk to the camera man – hey, he wants his screen time!

4) There’s a mullet.

5) Someone is missing teeth.

6) Someone swears that there is nothing illegal in his/her car, only to have it searched and – gasp!- there is drugs and/or drug paraphernalia.

7) After being caught with something illegal, the person SWEARS that it belongs to one of the following: family member, co-worker, friend, ex-spouse, etc., even if it was found in his/her purse or wallet.

8)A prostitute and a john are pulled over, with one or both claiming that they were “just getting a ride” to the local grocery store.

9) Someone is found with a stolen car and despite the fact that he/she had to start the car with a screwdriver, he/she denies, denies, denies knowing it was stolen.

10) Someone is found with a stolen car and claims he/she “borrowed” it.

11) Someone is found with a stolen car and swears he/she bought it for $40 (or some other suspiciously low amount.)

12) A cop asks someone if he/she has ever been arrested/in jail, he/she replies, “Oh, not for a LONG time!” (And it turns out they either have warrents, or were in jail just last month.)

13) A cop asks someone if he/she has been arrested, he/she says no, the cop find out otherwise, and the detained person responds, “Oh, well I’ve never been arrested for THIS before.”

14) Despite having photographic/video evidence, a person denies any wrong-doing.

15) The suspect tries to get out of being arrested by using an abysmal excuse, particularly one which reveals his/her utter ignorance of the law. (For example, the woman who was arrested for stealing beer and protested, “My boyfriend tol’ me to!”)

16) A suspect tries to run, but is knocked over by the camera man.

17) A suspect tries to flee and the cop shouts, “Hey! You get back here!”

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Jul 8, 2008 7:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

My Liver

would be fried in the first 5 minutes!

by blueballlefty on Jul 8, 2008 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Wimp

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by rangers85 on Jul 8, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

The producers of COPS created that list

to make new footage for future episodes…

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 8, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I think that's almost a typical set list for an episode

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by rangers85 on Jul 8, 2008 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I meant

they want more drunk people so they have more things to get on tape…

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 8, 2008 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

atleast there's a family guy mini marathon

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 8, 2008 7:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1699604357062757768&q=2girls1cup&total=11360&start=0&num=100&so=1&type=search&plindex=31

by bhuckabee on Jul 8, 2008 7:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

DONT DO IT DONT DO IT DONT DO IT

by Brandon Worley on Jul 8, 2008 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Gee...

I wonder if that is work safe.

by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 8, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

no

by bhuckabee on Jul 8, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Wow

I’d never seen that before.

Yep, kinda gross.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Jul 8, 2008 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

hahah

sorry!!

by bhuckabee on Jul 8, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i spy 4 words in that URL.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Jul 8, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

yep....

.... didn’t need to look past that.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 8, 2008 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

BANNNN

by blueballlefty on Jul 8, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Rick roll?

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by rangers85 on Jul 8, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

No

Dook Roll

I guess it was the beatings made me wise. But I'm not about to give thanks, or apologize.

by TheJeezus on Jul 8, 2008 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

2 girls 1 cup?

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Jul 8, 2008 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Here we go...

...finally

I guess it was the beatings made me wise. But I'm not about to give thanks, or apologize.

by TheJeezus on Jul 8, 2008 7:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Its matt harrison time

tune in.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Jul 8, 2008 8:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Scioscia = Still a Douche

Mathis too

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by rangers85 on Jul 8, 2008 8:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

scioscia

never liked him and his little windbreaker pull over thing

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Jul 8, 2008 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Who gets beaned first?

Mathis or Hammy/MY/Bradley?

I guess it was the beatings made me wise. But I'm not about to give thanks, or apologize.

by TheJeezus on Jul 8, 2008 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hopefully Scioscia...

someone should just cork one at the dugout.

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by rangers85 on Jul 8, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

if they do hit one of us first...it's not going to be pretty

by phatjeremy on Jul 8, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yep...

.... Scoscia is a smug, irritating bastard and (to borrow a phrase from the Baseball Jesus) is an uber douche.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 8, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Oh...Hey.

The game is on!

by Brandon Worley on Jul 8, 2008 8:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

where is the bar on the top

i require mph.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Jul 8, 2008 8:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

there it is

89. whatever, just dont walk figgins..

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Jul 8, 2008 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

FOTF

Too busy admiring his face to watch that ball come at him

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by rangers85 on Jul 8, 2008 8:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

oh MY

past 10 innings have not been your best

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Jul 8, 2008 8:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Alright, I love ya Mike

But what was that?

by jamcadbury on Jul 8, 2008 8:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Young doesn't dive for balls and doesn't get in front of them either

Just like Roger Dorn

by uthornfan on Jul 8, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Young

He can’t play defense.

TAG has his back, though…

by Adam J. Morris on Jul 8, 2008 8:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Tag

he has everyones back

except sexson

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Jul 8, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Dammit Dorn

none of this ‘olé’ bullshit…

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 8, 2008 8:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

haha

by bhuckabee on Jul 8, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

+ alot

keep em comin’

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 8, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

exactly what i was thinking

although I dont think we have anyone who would say that to him..

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Jul 8, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

funny.

by Garcia on Jul 8, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

heh

that’s what you’ll get at 3rd Mike, better get in front of it.

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 8, 2008 8:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Good Lord.

Mike Young, you suck. just awful.

by Garcia on Jul 8, 2008 8:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Mike Young

Can’t move to 3b fast enough

"Congrats Rangers fans, you just found your replacement for Mark Teixeira. Just a crazy, crazy steal." -Goldstein

by Plum on Jul 8, 2008 8:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

damn....

young!!!

by bhuckabee on Jul 8, 2008 8:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Anyone else

Have a weird up and down volume thing going? Anyone watching on Time Warner in Austin?

I guess it was the beatings made me wise. But I'm not about to give thanks, or apologize.

by TheJeezus on Jul 8, 2008 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I am but I'm not having that issue

by nsolomon on Jul 8, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Is that....

.... why they teach you to put your chest in front of the ball!

by blueballlefty on Jul 8, 2008 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

How were

you supposed to backhand that? That’ is awful.

"Mr. Hicks, you watch, I'm going to be a leader on this team." Kinsler

by sprite on Jul 8, 2008 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I feel sorry for Matt Harrison

No groundball pitcher deserves to have Michael Young playing shortstop.

"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart

by lonestarJon on Jul 8, 2008 8:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

+1

Way to help a rookie in his MLB debut

by nsolomon on Jul 8, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Mike Young

leading by example.

by Garcia on Jul 8, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Holy F

we are going to need a long man tonight, go after ‘em kid start throwing strikes

by blueballlefty on Jul 8, 2008 8:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

in my face

GOOD throw Salty!

by blueballlefty on Jul 8, 2008 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

nice

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 8, 2008 8:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

nice

by phatjeremy on Jul 8, 2008 8:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Salty...

platinum star

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by rangers85 on Jul 8, 2008 8:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

nice

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXWLfIgc0nA

by mchang4 on Jul 8, 2008 8:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Woooo

Not even close

I guess it was the beatings made me wise. But I'm not about to give thanks, or apologize.

by TheJeezus on Jul 8, 2008 8:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

well it was a hit and run that he didnt get a jump on!

by blueballlefty on Jul 8, 2008 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

salty with his 4th thrown out runner

in like 8 tries during the salty era.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Jul 8, 2008 8:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

My favorite play in baseball

Strike ‘em out, throw ‘em out

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 8, 2008 8:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Double switch is mine...

it’s all the rage in that minor league known as the NL

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by rangers85 on Jul 8, 2008 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

CHA-CHING

strike out!

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Jul 8, 2008 8:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Chone must have gotten a late jump

that man is a speedy guy..

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 8, 2008 8:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

You can throw

beasticon”!!!!!

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 8, 2008 8:06 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs

WOW

Salty got Figgins. Gerald who?

"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart

by lonestarJon on Jul 8, 2008 8:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

bad jump for Figgins

but still great to see Salty actually throw someone out.

"that suzuki guy should go back to making cars" - My girlfriend after C.J.'s close in game 2

by tdi1985 on Jul 8, 2008 8:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

neftali perez eh?

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Jul 8, 2008 8:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Who's "Neftali Perez?"

by jamcadbury on Jul 8, 2008 8:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

92 mph for Harrison

Not bad, for a guy who is supposed to be a soft-tosser.

by Adam J. Morris on Jul 8, 2008 8:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

He apparently hit 93-94 MPH in a recent start at OKC, per Cole

by jamcadbury on Jul 8, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Wow, nice

by Brett Perryman on Jul 8, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hmn

Could his velocity be improving? I thought he only topped out at 91 or so.

i.e. http://www.nbc5i.com/sports/13782274/detail.html

"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart

by lonestarJon on Jul 8, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

that's about right

the only really ‘soft’ tossing lefty is moyer.

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 8, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Why is everyone tempted

to call him Perez?

by Brett Perryman on Jul 8, 2008 8:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Didn't one of the initial trade reports (maybe on BA) list him as Perez?

Still, that is no excuse since it is now a year later.

by uthornfan on Jul 8, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah

several reports had him named Perez.

by venturafearsnolan on Jul 8, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

The first place I saw the mistake

was in BA’s GCL top 20 prospect rankings after 2006. There is something about his name that seems like it should be Perez to people.

by Brett Perryman on Jul 8, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Looks like we're advertising our

catchers pretty well the last 2 days.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 8, 2008 8:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

did

tag say feliz name wrong?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXWLfIgc0nA

by mchang4 on Jul 8, 2008 8:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

TAG

come on, they’ll have 2 first rounders.

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 8, 2008 8:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

many years from now...

that group of 5 is going to be giving us a whole lot of 1st rounders.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Jul 8, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

wow

looking into the future that far ahead. Interesting.

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 8, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

woooooooooooooh matt harrison

cya mendoza

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Jul 8, 2008 8:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Great first inning

Small pitch count. If not for the error, could have been even faster.

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 8, 2008 8:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Nice.

Jparks has an erection somewhere….

"Mr. Hicks, you watch, I'm going to be a leader on this team." Kinsler

by sprite on Jul 8, 2008 8:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

hopefully in his pants

Call 1-800-DOCTORB. The B is for bargain!

by Panorama on Jul 8, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I was actually gonna say that

but you beat me to it :)

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 8, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

this is exciting...

I’m actually going to join a gamethread…
I watch the games on mlb.tv, and its usually too much on my computer to run the video and the auto-updating comments. Instead, I’m running the game on my roommate’s 40-inch samsung, through his super computer.

"that suzuki guy should go back to making cars" - My girlfriend after C.J.'s close in game 2

by tdi1985 on Jul 8, 2008 8:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Just wait

We’ll get enough double play dino and rally turtle pics up to lag your vaunted supercomputer into submission

I guess it was the beatings made me wise. But I'm not about to give thanks, or apologize.

by TheJeezus on Jul 8, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

haha, well i'm using my laptop to stay on here

so I’m staying on separate computers.

Of course, I actually had to wire my laptop up to an LCD monitor last night, because the freaking screen on my laptop just went… and I’m really pissed off about that!

"that suzuki guy should go back to making cars" - My girlfriend after C.J.'s close in game 2

by tdi1985 on Jul 8, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Harrison...

will be the best of the pitcing prospects we bring up this year! I have seen him pitch for Frisco and i really really like what he brings!!!

by bhuckabee on Jul 8, 2008 8:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

16 pitches

seriously. I’m trying not to get too excited, but I am anyway.

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 8, 2008 8:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

So our lineup

has four guys 23 or younger tonight….wow…

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 8, 2008 8:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I like it

Next year will be very exciting

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 8, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

kinsler makes an out, young gets an extra base hit

bizarro baseball.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Jul 8, 2008 8:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 8, 2008 8:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

FOTF

Making up for his error

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 8, 2008 8:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Helluva hit

Helluva bounce

I guess it was the beatings made me wise. But I'm not about to give thanks, or apologize.

by TheJeezus on Jul 8, 2008 8:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

by baseballismyboyfriend on Jul 8, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

hmm...

Hamilton patrolling center, or Hunter?

"that suzuki guy should go back to making cars" - My girlfriend after C.J.'s close in game 2

by tdi1985 on Jul 8, 2008 8:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

hammy hasnt been patrolling center too often lately

but yeah, point taken.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Jul 8, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

yeah...

I thought about that, but still… he’s capable of being out there, and could be in the future as he gets used to playing so much.

"that suzuki guy should go back to making cars" - My girlfriend after C.J.'s close in game 2

by tdi1985 on Jul 8, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hambone

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 8, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Alright MY

Way to make up for your error boy!