Lone Star Ball: An SB Nation Community

Navigation: Jump to content areas:

Around SBN: Jays Stun Rays With Walkoff Granny Bar-right-arrows

7/8/08 game day thread 2

Th_buckykatt_tiny by Adam J. Morris on

Deux.

0 recs | Comment 436 comments

Story-email Email Printer Print

Comments

Display:

go team go

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 8, 2008 8:44 PM CDT   0 recs

Ah crap...

The Dos

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Jul 8, 2008 8:45 PM CDT   0 recs

still felling the longball

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 8, 2008 8:45 PM CDT   0 recs

okay

that was exactly the opposite.

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 8, 2008 8:46 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

oh shit. but a good bunt

i guesse?

touchdown... touchdown... and st.micheals takes the lead.

by kmacsm on Jul 8, 2008 8:46 PM CDT   0 recs

Do the bunty bunty

baby do the bunty bunt

by Salman on Jul 8, 2008 8:46 PM CDT   0 recs

he once got bunting

in a Burger King bathroom?

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 8, 2008 8:47 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Texas is in the midwest?

I hate Californians.

by PatrickWalz on Jul 8, 2008 8:46 PM CDT   0 recs

making my call

uncle milton going yard

A flute with no hole, is not a flute...and a doughnut with no hole is a danish

by the express on Jul 8, 2008 8:46 PM CDT   0 recs

RA Dickey

was the last Ranger rookie to throw a complete game shutout.

That was the trivia question.

Call 1-800-DOCTORB. The B is for bargain!

by Panorama on Jul 8, 2008 8:46 PM CDT   0 recs

i dont get it

how does someone with hamiltons strength go so long with only 1 double and no HRs.

david eckstein has hit homeruns. hammy should be able to accidently hit one.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Jul 8, 2008 8:46 PM CDT   0 recs

he can't lay off the low and inside pitches

and the league knows it…

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 8, 2008 8:48 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

He can't really lay off anything

That’s the problem.

A Lonestar in California

"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart

by lonestarJon on Jul 8, 2008 8:48 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Hambone....

looks depressed!!! Hope he snaps out of it soon!!! He might not hit a homerun for a month!!

by bhuckabee on Jul 8, 2008 8:46 PM CDT   0 recs

Callin' it

I’ll take Milty for two hundred Alex

I guess it was the beatings made me wise. But I'm not about to give thanks, or apologize.

by TheJeezus on Jul 8, 2008 8:47 PM CDT   0 recs

UH

I guess it was the beatings made me wise. But I'm not about to give thanks, or apologize.

by TheJeezus on Jul 8, 2008 8:50 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

So

Are any of those guys old enough to drink?

I guess it was the beatings made me wise. But I'm not about to give thanks, or apologize.

by TheJeezus on Jul 8, 2008 8:48 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

i have....

lil faith in bmac

by bhuckabee on Jul 8, 2008 8:49 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I could live with that.

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 8, 2008 8:49 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

looks good...

but i dont think feliz will be in the bigs by then. maybe the ‘10 deadline

touchdown... touchdown... and st.micheals takes the lead.

by kmacsm on Jul 8, 2008 8:49 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

An observation

The women contestants on “The Moment of Truth” all look trashy and crazy.

Trazy, maybe.

by Adam J. Morris on Jul 8, 2008 8:48 PM CDT   0 recs

That may be

the worst show on TV and the best at the same time.

"Mr. Hicks, you watch, I'm going to be a leader on this team." Kinsler

by sprite on Jul 8, 2008 8:49 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Moment of Truth...

is like a modern version of Jerry Springer, it attracts the trash of society to be on it.

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Jul 8, 2008 8:49 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

aren't those the prerequisites to appear on that show?

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 8, 2008 8:50 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

"The Moment of Truth"

That has to be one of the dumbest games shows ever. Obviously, all game shows are stupid, but
“The Moment of Truth” is a hybrid of Jerry Springer and “Who wants to be a millionare” making it especially insipid.

A Lonestar in California

"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart

by lonestarJon on Jul 8, 2008 8:50 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

do you think that's staged, or real?

i honestly don’t know.

"that suzuki guy should go back to making cars" - My girlfriend after C.J.'s close in game 2

by tdi1985 on Jul 8, 2008 8:51 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

i think john lackey might be one of the most ugliest human beings ive ever seen

touchdown... touchdown... and st.micheals takes the lead.

by kmacsm on Jul 8, 2008 8:48 PM CDT   0 recs

wow

just about to write that. Horrendous.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 8, 2008 8:50 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Randy "don't call me ugly" Johnson

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 8, 2008 8:50 PM CDT   0 recs

reply button is not my friend

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 8, 2008 8:50 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

that was not what i expected from our 3-4

dont worry, byrds up.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Jul 8, 2008 8:50 PM CDT   0 recs

what the fuck was that

touchdown... touchdown... and st.micheals takes the lead.

by kmacsm on Jul 8, 2008 8:50 PM CDT   0 recs

i dont think this ones got the distance...

ok thats supposed to be a popup.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Jul 8, 2008 8:51 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Ugh Milton...

I’m never going to get to use my graphic I made now like 3 or 4 nights ago.

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Jul 8, 2008 8:50 PM CDT   0 recs

lead singer

of Nickelback. also a very bad band.

edges out lemmy from motorhead

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 8, 2008 8:50 PM CDT   0 recs

Nickleback isn't a band

it’s one of the signs of the Apocalypse….

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 8, 2008 8:52 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Nope

Shane McGowen from the Pogues. Dear Lord, that man is hideous.

Just keep your mask on and umpire the game! - Tom Grieve, 5/25/08

by EssBee on Jul 8, 2008 8:53 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Rotation before All-Star game?...

Thursday – Feldman
Friday – Mendoza?
Saturday – Millwood?
Sunday – Harrison? Padilla?

Anyone have any opinions?

by sidebar54 on Jul 8, 2008 8:51 PM CDT   0 recs

so

Lewin was surprised that it was ‘very well written!’

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 8, 2008 8:51 PM CDT   0 recs

Damn rain delay.

I definitely fell asleep for about half an hour.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 8, 2008 8:51 PM CDT   0 recs

I'm about to fall asleep right now

having surgery early in the morning on Thursday and they gave me meds to take tonite and tomorrow nite to relax the hell out of me…

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 8, 2008 8:53 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Any good drugs?

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Jul 8, 2008 8:54 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

some very nice ones, yes...

so if I start blabbing about rainbows and unicorns later, just ignore me…

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 8, 2008 8:54 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Put them up on Ebay...

you could make a killing

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Jul 8, 2008 8:55 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

hell naw

keepin’ these things for myself…

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 8, 2008 8:56 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

How come

our crafty lefties always turn out like Gabbard or Koronka or Rheinecker instead of like Saunders?

Rangers Farm Probables

by shroomer on Jul 8, 2008 8:51 PM CDT   0 recs

something about throwing strikes

which is why harrison shall be different.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Jul 8, 2008 8:52 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

KORONAC-A-DONK

i miss that guy

touchdown... touchdown... and st.micheals takes the lead.

by kmacsm on Jul 8, 2008 8:52 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Whatever happened to him?

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Jul 8, 2008 8:53 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

here he is
On June 23, 2008, the Rockies agreed to trade Koronka to a Japanese team, the Orix Buffaloes.

by phatjeremy on Jul 8, 2008 8:54 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Koronka reminded me of a buffalo

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Jul 8, 2008 8:55 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

rhymes with Tatonka

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 8, 2008 8:56 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

How about Padonka?

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 8, 2008 8:57 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Japanese baseball = AAAA

Just keep your mask on and umpire the game! - Tom Grieve, 5/25/08

by EssBee on Jul 8, 2008 8:55 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Huh

I wonder if we’ll ever see a Botts vs. Korokna matchup?

A Lonestar in California

"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart

by lonestarJon on Jul 8, 2008 8:55 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

He will walk Jason Botts in a game.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 8, 2008 8:55 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

A walk...

would that be suprrising from Koronka?

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Jul 8, 2008 8:56 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Congrats

you got my point.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 8, 2008 8:56 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Think he's in the Rockies system

He was this spring, anyway.

A Lonestar in California

"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart

by lonestarJon on Jul 8, 2008 8:55 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

harrison...

is not gabbard!!

by bhuckabee on Jul 8, 2008 8:52 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

hey, anyone can hit a single

its all we need. come on byrdman

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Jul 8, 2008 8:52 PM CDT   0 recs

Anyone but Hambone, Bradley, and Byrd

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Jul 8, 2008 8:53 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

i guess this is going to be another

game where we have another good preformance form a pitcher and can’t get any run support.

by jas003 on Jul 8, 2008 8:52 PM CDT   0 recs

"another" ?

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Jul 8, 2008 8:53 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Fly Byrd fly damn it!

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 8, 2008 8:52 PM CDT   0 recs

Fly Byrd fly damn it!

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 8, 2008 8:52 PM CDT   0 recs

cruz would have homered.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Jul 8, 2008 8:53 PM CDT   0 recs

I hate the Byrd

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 8, 2008 8:53 PM CDT   0 recs

Can somone please put in the prank call

to the angels dugout and tell Saunders that his wife had the baby and it has three heads? Anything to get him out of this game.

I guess it was the beatings made me wise. But I'm not about to give thanks, or apologize.

by TheJeezus on Jul 8, 2008 8:54 PM CDT   0 recs

3 is more of a freak show.

I like it.

Just keep your mask on and umpire the game! - Tom Grieve, 5/25/08

by EssBee on Jul 8, 2008 8:56 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

No...

but 2 heads coupled with 4 arms would be.

I hear the going rate is 2 extra arms = 1 extra head

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Jul 8, 2008 8:57 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Damn

i wonder if we could have traded Padilla to Chicago if he was not hurt. He’s done well in the NL…

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 8, 2008 8:54 PM CDT   0 recs

Well that's that

I wonder what the market for Padilla is looking like now. Yankees? Not sure who else is out there.

by Agreen07 on Jul 8, 2008 8:56 PM CDT