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7/9/08 game day thread 2

With the score at 2-2.

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tempting the karma gods

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 9, 2008 9:00 PM CDT reply actions  

we talk a lot more

""If they'd have told me you can make the team but you've got to shine the shoes, I'd have been there shining shoes." -Bradley

by ab03 on Jul 9, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yup look at us blabber mouths

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by rangers85 on Jul 9, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

We are playing well

That’s what happend

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 9, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

im pretty sure there were threads at the end of 2006

that were basically me talking to myself for 50 posts.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 9, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

yeah

i might have been watching and checking the threads, but it does feel weird to talk back and forth to one person

""If they'd have told me you can make the team but you've got to shine the shoes, I'd have been there shining shoes." -Bradley

by ab03 on Jul 9, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

That would be like a… a… conversation. Scary.

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by LSJ on Jul 9, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

this is 2008

the future is now..!

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
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by WhipSmart on Jul 9, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

couldnt lay off the high semi-heat

lets go kins.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 9, 2008 9:01 PM CDT reply actions  

i think mathis maybe okie doked him

slapped the ground, and then stood up. not sure if german was expecting it up

""If they'd have told me you can make the team but you've got to shine the shoes, I'd have been there shining shoes." -Bradley

by ab03 on Jul 9, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

So I'm going to Friday night's game...

maybe I’ll get one of those hats. I hate to say it but it doesn’t look all that awful actually.

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by rangers85 on Jul 9, 2008 9:02 PM CDT reply actions  

What hat?

A Lonestar in California

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by LSJ on Jul 9, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

the one theyve sohwn 10 times on the broadcast tonight heh

just some giveaway hat.

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by DShep on Jul 9, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

The giveaway item...

that they’ve shown 15 times tonight

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by rangers85 on Jul 9, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

what feed are you watching

angels?

""If they'd have told me you can make the team but you've got to shine the shoes, I'd have been there shining shoes." -Bradley

by ab03 on Jul 9, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Mmnhmn

But I’m listening to KLRD.

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by LSJ on Jul 9, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

ian's not feeling it tonight.

The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.

by iorange555 on Jul 9, 2008 9:04 PM CDT reply actions  

he does have a hit

""If they'd have told me you can make the team but you've got to shine the shoes, I'd have been there shining shoes." -Bradley

by ab03 on Jul 9, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

But atleast he got his hit already

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 9, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh well, ill take the tie game

kins cant get 3 hits every night.

although he may yet get 2.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 9, 2008 9:05 PM CDT reply actions  

way to jinx him guys

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
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by gossamer on Jul 9, 2008 9:05 PM CDT reply actions  

who's coming in now?

""If they'd have told me you can make the team but you've got to shine the shoes, I'd have been there shining shoes." -Bradley

by ab03 on Jul 9, 2008 9:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Francisco I think

Maybe Wright. They were both up in the last half inning.

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by LSJ on Jul 9, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

wright?

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by gossamer on Jul 9, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

no idea

but if it were me.. i might let rupe keep going with frankie ready to try to strand some runners if they get on.

looks like frankie from the start though, which is fine.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 9, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

tight

Davis looks to be pressing. Take a pitch, let the game come to you.

"An effortless 98" - Scott Gardner after Neftali Feliz's first AA pitch

by RangerMad on Jul 9, 2008 9:06 PM CDT reply actions  

Hi

I pitch for LAAAAA now.

by ericeric on Jul 9, 2008 9:07 PM CDT reply actions  

heh

""If they'd have told me you can make the team but you've got to shine the shoes, I'd have been there shining shoes." -Bradley

by ab03 on Jul 9, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hahaha

Yeah… that looks like Weaver.

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by LSJ on Jul 9, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

that is tatum o'neill

a girl

""If they'd have told me you can make the team but you've got to shine the shoes, I'd have been there shining shoes." -Bradley

by ab03 on Jul 9, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

bah

tatum o’NEAL

""If they'd have told me you can make the team but you've got to shine the shoes, I'd have been there shining shoes." -Bradley

by ab03 on Jul 9, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Who, ironically enough...

took serious ass beatings later in life…

by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 9, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Someone remind me how to size an image to a board-appropriate size, please.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 9, 2008 9:07 PM CDT reply actions  

width=350 in the img tag before src

or whatever pixel width you want, i use 350.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 9, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks. The reason is...

Look what I just found.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 9, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

Beautiful

A Lonestar in California

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by LSJ on Jul 9, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hmm...

how big was this initially?

And, it has me wondering, how big of a party turtle image do you need?

Anyhow, good find.

by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 9, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

worth it

this is totally worth the 10-15 minutes you spent googling turtles.

by chase182 on Jul 9, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

btw

for those of you who thought jon benet’s parents did it, i hope you feel good about yourselves!

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
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by gossamer on Jul 9, 2008 9:08 PM CDT reply actions  

don't act like you didn't point a fingure

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by gossamer on Jul 9, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Heh....

I always thought that it was sad how the whole thing went down.

It’s maddening how tabloids can influence an opinion, when nothing they say has an ounce of truth to it.

The

by Brandon Worley on Jul 9, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

You mean...

there’s not really alien babies?

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by rangers85 on Jul 9, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sadly, no.

I also don’t understand the fascination with celebrities’ personal lives.

by Brandon Worley on Jul 9, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

But but...

without tabloids we wouldn’t have seen Britney’s hoo-haw, and the world would have been a better place

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by rangers85 on Jul 9, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

remember that

that pearl guy blew up centenial park

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
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by gossamer on Jul 9, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

dna proved they didn't do it

at least, they themselves didn’t physically do it

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 9, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

i suppose

you blame them for natalie holloway and chandra levy and anna nicole

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by gossamer on Jul 9, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

don't forget JFK and Lincoln

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 9, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

lincoln

""If they'd have told me you can make the team but you've got to shine the shoes, I'd have been there shining shoes." -Bradley

by ab03 on Jul 9, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

nick cage's

great great great grandfather did lincoln

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
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by gossamer on Jul 9, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

no women, no children

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
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by gossamer on Jul 9, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

love the

Leon reference

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 9, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

a movie truly defined by one word

and that word is, “everyone!”

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
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by gossamer on Jul 9, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I saw that

Too bad Patsy didn’t live to see this. What a shit thing to happen. Lose your little girl, then die before your name gets cleared.

Just keep your mask on and umpire the game! - Tom Grieve, 5/25/08

by EssBee on Jul 9, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

that culture

kind of breeds abnormal people. they weren’t the only weird people around jonbenet

""If they'd have told me you can make the team but you've got to shine the shoes, I'd have been there shining shoes." -Bradley

by ab03 on Jul 9, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

wow

frankie vs. vlad is scary for us

""If they'd have told me you can make the team but you've got to shine the shoes, I'd have been there shining shoes." -Bradley

by ab03 on Jul 9, 2008 9:08 PM CDT reply actions  

not as bad as vlad v a lot of guys though

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 9, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

4-6 3 HR's

before that AB

""If they'd have told me you can make the team but you've got to shine the shoes, I'd have been there shining shoes." -Bradley

by ab03 on Jul 9, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

ouch

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 9, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

But was that good or bad Frankie?

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by rangers85 on Jul 9, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

well

he was 3-3 with 3HR’s his first 3 AB’s. So, I assume good Frankie

""If they'd have told me you can make the team but you've got to shine the shoes, I'd have been there shining shoes." -Bradley

by ab03 on Jul 9, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Knoxie...

wishes he was in high school still

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by rangers85 on Jul 9, 2008 9:10 PM CDT reply actions  

that 3rd ball was a sure K pitch

swing torii =\

whatever, just get anderson.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 9, 2008 9:13 PM CDT reply actions  

i say swing

i may be biased.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 9, 2008 9:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Josh Lewin

Your best source for “Uranus” and prostate humor.

by jamcadbury on Jul 9, 2008 9:15 PM CDT reply actions  

and C.H.U.D.

references

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
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by gossamer on Jul 9, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

LSB...

your best source for Josh Lewin hate

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by rangers85 on Jul 9, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

doesn't he do chargers games

wonder if he gets hate from them

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by gossamer on Jul 9, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yup, does radio for their games

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by rangers85 on Jul 9, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

better than Knox who is

Your best source for awkward moments and “Why is he staring at my 10 year old daughter like that” stares.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 9, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 9, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Folding chair anyone?

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 9, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

walk him

pitch to the next guy

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 9, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply actions  

wait nevermind

i was thinking it was howie kendrick, it obviously isnt.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 9, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

heh

i was trying to figure out why we were scared of rivera

""If they'd have told me you can make the team but you've got to shine the shoes, I'd have been there shining shoes." -Bradley

by ab03 on Jul 9, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

because of that

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 9, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

well

we still aren’t

""If they'd have told me you can make the team but you've got to shine the shoes, I'd have been there shining shoes." -Bradley

by ab03 on Jul 9, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

Crap

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by rangers85 on Jul 9, 2008 9:18 PM CDT reply actions  

sigh.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 9, 2008 9:18 PM CDT reply actions  

oh snap

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
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by gossamer on Jul 9, 2008 9:18 PM CDT reply actions  

how many of us

expected a win anyway?

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
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by gossamer on Jul 9, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions  

+1

I was just rooting for “no shutout”

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Jul 9, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

FUCK

It had to be Juan f’ing Rivera, too.

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by LSJ on Jul 9, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions  

byrd forgot

that there was a wall there?

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by gossamer on Jul 9, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions  

he dropped it before he got to the wall

but i guess he might have held it to the double

""If they'd have told me you can make the team but you've got to shine the shoes, I'd have been there shining shoes." -Bradley

by ab03 on Jul 9, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

should have gone with my plan! more rupe!

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 9, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions  

Aw Jeez

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by rangers85 on Jul 9, 2008 9:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Why does it seem

That for every awesome thing Marlon Byrd does, he does something that sucks?

A Lonestar in California

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by LSJ on Jul 9, 2008 9:20 PM CDT reply actions  

not an easy ball to get to

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 9, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

so that means

one more sucky thing this game?

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
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by gossamer on Jul 9, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

that is a good play if he makes it

you can’t get mad at him for not making it

""If they'd have told me you can make the team but you've got to shine the shoes, I'd have been there shining shoes." -Bradley

by ab03 on Jul 9, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeh

Maybe I just expected him to after the other plays he’s made tonight.

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by LSJ on Jul 9, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Because he believes in playing a Zero Sum game

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by rangers85 on Jul 9, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

dont make it worse.... leave it at 2 please.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 9, 2008 9:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Follow that up with a triple

MF’er

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 9, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply actions  

if bradley can hit

please do.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 9, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply actions  

for Cat?

doesn’t really make sense until you get to Byrd.

""If they'd have told me you can make the team but you've got to shine the shoes, I'd have been there shining shoes." -Bradley

by ab03 on Jul 9, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

whoever. byrd would be fine (then substituting boggs i assume)

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 9, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

well

our middle of the order is coming up. hamilton needs to do something for the offense to have any chance

""If they'd have told me you can make the team but you've got to shine the shoes, I'd have been there shining shoes." -Bradley

by ab03 on Jul 9, 2008 9:22 PM CDT reply actions  

I wish Hambone would do anything

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by rangers85 on Jul 9, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hank Blalock looks like Chip Foose

at least in that interview

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"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by Lisa W on Jul 9, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions  

Awkward Rally Turtle Time!

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by rangers85 on Jul 9, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions  

ugh 1.35 era guy in the 7th, what?

i was thinking this would be a decent chance to get a run back..

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 9, 2008 9:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Bench Hammy for 2 days

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 9, 2008 9:25 PM CDT reply actions  

theres that groundball to 2b

that took longer to show up than normal.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 9, 2008 9:25 PM CDT reply actions  

it looks photoshopped on

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
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by gossamer on Jul 9, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

probably is.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 9, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

come on young

and hammy

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
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by gossamer on Jul 9, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions  

oh a 1st pitch swing and miss

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by gossamer on Jul 9, 2008 9:27 PM CDT reply actions  

damn

swing just looks slow right now

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 9, 2008 9:27 PM CDT reply actions  

bleh

i guess this pitcher was just better…

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 9, 2008 9:27 PM CDT reply actions  

that was terrible hammy

absolutely terrible

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 9, 2008 9:27 PM CDT reply actions  

hamilton

this blows. can’t afford a gaping hole like this in the order

""If they'd have told me you can make the team but you've got to shine the shoes, I'd have been there shining shoes." -Bradley

by ab03 on Jul 9, 2008 9:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Ugh

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by rangers85 on Jul 9, 2008 9:28 PM CDT reply actions  

right now, i'd just move him down

MB 3, Davis 4, Josh 5

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by Longhorn on Jul 9, 2008 9:28 PM CDT reply actions  

Yes but his 2 last night

won the ballgame

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 9, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

it was sarcasm

I give him credit for every RBI – whether its opportunity or clutchness I don’t care

he gets the guy home

by simplesimon on Jul 9, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

Others think he does have to drive in

a run every night

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 9, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

davis is hitting like 180.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 9, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

so

this is a team who’s had byrd and murphy at cleanup, something has to be done to get Josh slugging again; i don’t care what it is.

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 9, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

He probably just needs a day off

I think the HR derby will really help him

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 9, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

why would moving him from 3rd to 5th help him start hitting?

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 9, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

pressure

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 9, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

Gee, glad to get home

and see I’ll be watching another irritating point to the sky from the ultimate dickweed at the end of the 9th inning. Fuck this.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 9, 2008 9:29 PM CDT reply actions  

no but

rupe wasnt exactly dominating

Kinsler is the best player on the rangers(done), BENOIT SUCKS(done), bring up Harrison(done),new: Put Nippert in rotation, Mendoza to the pen, get Feliz to AAA by the end of the year, trade cat

by nice hands on Jul 9, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

does ham finish

the half w/o another homer? last one was june 17th

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by gossamer on Jul 9, 2008 9:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Wright

what a freaking grab. Finally, we just robbed the hell out of the Angels

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 9, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply actions  

na na na

na na na

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 9, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply actions  

yep

webgem… except… wait…. it’s the Rangers, so ESPN won’t pay it any attention.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 9, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice catch by the Electrician!!

I’m just now catching up on the game. My presence was requested at senior night at our local high school game. I got to see a good one at least :)

by The Best Micah on Jul 9, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply actions  

About time

Somebody did that for us.

A Lonestar in California

"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart

by LSJ on Jul 9, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply actions  

I can't stand the Angels announcers

Then again, I pretty much dislike all announcers except Tom & Josh

by The Best Micah on Jul 9, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

Angels announcers a close 2nd...

to the White Sox announcers in worst announcer category.

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by rangers85 on Jul 9, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

Whether it’s Rex Hudler and Physioc, or Mota and that other guy, they just have a horrible crew period.

A Lonestar in California

"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart

by LSJ on Jul 9, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

vlad has only driven in 61 runs in 79 games against the rangers?

i would have guessed at least 1 per game.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 9, 2008 9:38 PM CDT reply actions  

to the bottom of the order

sweet.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 9, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep,

freddy krueger and the grim reaper. Night night.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 9, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

good one fox

you rule.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 9, 2008 9:41 PM CDT reply actions  

that mic thing

was pretty lame

did that really enhance our broadcast experience

by simplesimon on Jul 9, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

Back to Josh

there has to be some kind of explanation for this…he is getting on base nearly 40% of the time this month, seems to be walking more…but his slugging is just blah right now, anyone think he’s hurt?

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 9, 2008 9:41 PM CDT reply actions  

not hurt

injured?

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 9, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

where is bradley.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 9, 2008 9:42 PM CDT reply actions  

oh well, he might be too sore.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 9, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

If there was ever a time…

A Lonestar in California

"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart

by LSJ on Jul 9, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's on.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 9, 2008 9:42 PM CDT reply actions  

you gotta PH here

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 9, 2008 9:42 PM CDT reply actions  

Your alleged 4th OF ladies and gents

5th in the AL in RBI’s to the rest of us.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 9, 2008 9:42 PM CDT reply actions  

bad luck.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 9, 2008 9:44 PM CDT reply actions  

has happened this whole series

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 9, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

alright

lets go “crush”

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 9, 2008 9:44 PM CDT reply actions  

nevermind

this guy is consistent
624 OPSA both lefties and righties….

that’s nasty.

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 9, 2008 9:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Shields

does not look as good as the other night

we couldn’t touch him on Monday

by simplesimon on Jul 9, 2008 9:44 PM CDT reply actions  

low!

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 9, 2008 9:44 PM CDT reply actions  

that was just way too nasty

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 9, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions  

the take a strike swing at 2 balls approach

never fun.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 9, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Salty, i'm feeling good contact here.

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 9, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions  

gah

i guess the foul ball was it

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 9, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

come on baseball gods....

throw us a bone here!!!!!!!!!!!

"GO RANGERS!!!" - bspate

by b.pate on Jul 9, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Gotta figure our luck will change at some point

it’s only been 36 years.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 9, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

That sucked

C’mon Salty, you’ve hit the ball well tonight…

A Lonestar in California

"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart

by LSJ on Jul 9, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply actions  

hit it better!

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
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by gossamer on Jul 9, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

i think shields threw 2 actual strikes that entire inning.

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 9, 2008 9:47 PM CDT reply actions  

Shit

I hate Scot Shields.

A Lonestar in California

"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart

by LSJ on Jul 9, 2008 9:47 PM CDT reply actions  

yeah but

he’s good

I wish we had someone that durable, reliable and good

by simplesimon on Jul 9, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

I hate (insert any Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim player/Mike Scoscia).

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 9, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

+1

A Lonestar in California

"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart

by LSJ on Jul 9, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

WHY THE HELL DOES WASH NOT PINCH HIT BRADLEY

Kinsler is the best player on the rangers(done), BENOIT SUCKS(done), bring up Harrison(done),new: Put Nippert in rotation, Mendoza to the pen, get Feliz to AAA by the end of the year, trade cat

by nice hands on Jul 9, 2008 9:47 PM CDT reply actions  

for jarrod

Kinsler is the best player on the rangers(done), BENOIT SUCKS(done), bring up Harrison(done),new: Put Nippert in rotation, Mendoza to the pen, get Feliz to AAA by the end of the year, trade cat

by nice hands on Jul 9, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Probably because Salty has both RBI tonight

And Salty > Max defensively.

A Lonestar in California

"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart

by LSJ on Jul 9, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Arrendondo

is he LAA’s closer of the future?

if/when Krod leaves for FA

by simplesimon on Jul 9, 2008 9:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Him or Sheilds

I’d bet Sheilds will probably have the job next year.

A Lonestar in California

"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart

by LSJ on Jul 9, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

if bradley, vazquez, and ramirez had been playing then we would be winning

Kinsler is the best player on the rangers(done), BENOIT SUCKS(done), bring up Harrison(done),new: Put Nippert in rotation, Mendoza to the pen, get Feliz to AAA by the end of the year, trade cat

by nice hands on Jul 9, 2008 9:51 PM CDT reply actions  

I give us a 2.9% chance.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 9, 2008 9:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Sigh.... what the hell... it's been awhile....

Walkoff Walrus.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 9, 2008 9:53 PM CDT reply actions  

we will win this game somehow

have to

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 9, 2008 9:53 PM CDT reply actions  

Hey!!!

Chad’s dad is in a La Quinta commercial!

by Adam J. Morris on Jul 9, 2008 9:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Sparkle Motion!

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by rangers85 on Jul 9, 2008 9:54 PM CDT reply actions  

Sometimes...

...I doubt your commitment to Sparkle Motion.

by Adam J. Morris on Jul 9, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thanks...

glad someone got the reference.

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Jul 9, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Let's rally.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 9, 2008 9:54 PM CDT reply actions  

take take take take take

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 9, 2008 9:55 PM CDT reply actions  

i reiterate

take take take take take take take.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 9, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

awesome

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 9, 2008 9:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Tying man at the plate.

And it’s the MVP.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 9, 2008 9:56 PM CDT reply actions  

god, all over it just too early

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 9, 2008 9:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Okay

Now swing for the fences Kinz. Oh, and Bradley better pinch-hit for Cat.

A Lonestar in California

"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart

by LSJ on Jul 9, 2008 9:57 PM CDT reply actions  

god 1-2.

come on kins, pull through.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 9, 2008 9:57 PM CDT reply actions  

Crapola.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 9, 2008 9:58 PM CDT reply actions  

bradley better really be unavailable

here comes the double play to 2b.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 9, 2008 9:58 PM CDT reply actions  

Diahrrea.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 9, 2008 9:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Why is Crapalanotto hitting

When we need a 2-run homer to tie the game?

A Lonestar in California

"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart

by LSJ on Jul 9, 2008 9:59 PM CDT reply actions  

is wash awake?

Kinsler is the best player on the rangers(done), BENOIT SUCKS(done), bring up Harrison(done),new: Put Nippert in rotation, Mendoza to the pen, get Feliz to AAA by the end of the year, trade cat

by nice hands on Jul 9, 2008 9:59 PM CDT reply actions  

stupid umpire

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 9, 2008 9:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Thank God.

Still alive.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 9, 2008 10:00 PM CDT reply actions  

sigh

this sucks.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 9, 2008 10:00 PM CDT reply actions  

please MY

do this

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 9, 2008 10:00 PM CDT reply actions  

last 2 innings

4 legit strikes

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 9, 2008 10:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Okay MY

Opposite field dong.

A Lonestar in California

"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart

by LSJ on Jul 9, 2008 10:01 PM CDT reply actions  

We need you, Ric.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 9, 2008 10:01 PM CDT reply actions  

omg omg omg omg

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 9, 2008 10:02 PM CDT reply actions  

good job my still gonna lose though :[

The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.

by iorange555 on Jul 9, 2008 10:02 PM CDT reply actions  

oh god hammy

please please please please please please please please
please please please please please please please please
please please please please please please please please
please please please please please please please please
please please please please please please please please
please please please please please please please please
please please please please please please please please
please please please please please please please please

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 9, 2008 10:02 PM CDT reply actions  

FOTF!!!

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 9, 2008 10:02 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm going to make the call for a Hambomb

he’s been waiting for this moment

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 9, 2008 10:02 PM CDT reply actions  

YEAH

A Lonestar in California

"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart

by LSJ on Jul 9, 2008 10:02 PM CDT reply actions  

if Ham takes a ball

just one, we will win.

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 9, 2008 10:02 PM CDT reply actions  

i hope so..

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 9, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

go team go!

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 9, 2008 10:02 PM CDT reply actions  

Josh this is your time to shine

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 9, 2008 10:03 PM CDT reply actions  

Come on Hammy

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASE

A Lonestar in California

"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart

by LSJ on Jul 9, 2008 10:03 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm gonna go get into the bathtub

I’m afraid of an H-bomb.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 9, 2008 10:03 PM CDT reply actions  

hammy hammy hammy

hammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammyhammy

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 9, 2008 10:03 PM CDT reply actions  

let's get wright the win!

safe!

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 9, 2008 10:04 PM CDT reply actions  

HOLY SHIT!

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 9, 2008 10:04 PM CDT reply actions  

A good single

ties this game up

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 9, 2008 10:04 PM CDT reply actions  

wow wow wow wow.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 9, 2008 10:04 PM CDT reply actions  

Good job MY

Nice jump. That was sweet.

A Lonestar in California

"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart

by LSJ on Jul 9, 2008 10:04 PM CDT reply actions  

please let hammy end this

though murphy is good with 3 run bombs

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 9, 2008 10:05 PM CDT reply actions  

shit

they won’t throw a strike now

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 9, 2008 10:05 PM CDT reply actions  

asdfadsfasdfasdfafsd

asdfasdfadsfasdfadsf

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 9, 2008 10:05 PM CDT reply actions  

HAMILTON = BEASTLY!

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by rangers85 on Jul 9, 2008 10:05 PM CDT reply actions  

yasfihuds;lkajf;laksjf

kja;lskdfj;lakjsdfp
oajsd
fja
sdfj
pasjdf
pkajsdf
pjasdfsadf

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 9, 2008 10:05 PM CDT reply actions  

the homerless streak ends!!!

ballgame!!!!!!!

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 9, 2008 10:05 PM CDT reply actions  

gf hgfdjkglhikgik,jyfjmd

Call 1-800-DOCTORB. The B is for bargain!

by Panorama on Jul 9, 2008 10:05 PM CDT reply actions  

I TOLD YOU I TOLLD YOu alll!!!

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 9, 2008 10:05 PM CDT reply actions  

HAMBOMB

YOU’VE BEEN HAMPWNED!!!!!

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 9, 2008 10:05 PM CDT reply actions  

gjioasdhfihaiowecfiowaejfio;wamecvklmweacmiweacv







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"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 9, 2008 10:05 PM CDT reply actions  

OH MY GOD






the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 9, 2008 10:05 PM CDT reply actions  

my rally folder is one key away (r) at all times

in firefox. takes miliseconds.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 9, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

who needs a starting pitcher?

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
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by gossamer on Jul 9, 2008 10:05 PM CDT reply actions  

”/>

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 9, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

*ric

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 9, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 9, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Farking A.....what a clutch hit by Hammy

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jul 9, 2008 10:06 PM CDT reply actions  

i'd like to see

a fan graph of this game

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 9, 2008 10:06 PM CDT reply actions  

HEY OC...

FIST PUMP OF THE YEAR BABY

A Lonestar in California

"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart

by LSJ on Jul 9, 2008 10:06 PM CDT reply actions  

OMG!

read my sig! Woot!

Josh Hamilton = Baseball Jesus : Chris Davis = Baseball Jesus' Younger Brother

by JJStuart on Jul 9, 2008 10:06 PM CDT reply actions  

OMG Clutch

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 9, 2008 10:06 PM CDT reply actions  

It's HAMMER TIME!!!!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT

Last week Arod and Cynthia were huge news in NYC.
This week they are huge national news.
The power of Miles, the child prodigy, catch it!!!!

by LAMuscleFag on Jul 9, 2008 10:06 PM CDT reply actions  

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 9, 2008 10:07 PM CDT reply actions  

WALKOFF WALRUS IS 2 FOR 2 THIS YEAR!!!!!!!!

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 9, 2008 10:07 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

THE WALRUS LIVES!

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 9, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yay Walrus!!

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 9, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Can I get a Fuck the Halos!

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 9, 2008 10:07 PM CDT reply actions  

You most certainly can

FUCK THE HALOS

and

FUCK K-ROD

A Lonestar in California

"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart

by LSJ on Jul 9, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 9, 2008 10:07 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

ha

"The rich think they are privileged so rules don't apply to them, and the poor think they're entitled and so rules don't apply to them." The rest of us are screwed.

by A.Medina on Jul 9, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

fangraph

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
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by gossamer on Jul 9, 2008 10:07 PM CDT reply actions  

Fuck yeah!

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by rangers85 on Jul 9, 2008 10:07 PM CDT reply actions  

fo sho!

"The rich think they are privileged so rules don't apply to them, and the poor think they're entitled and so rules don't apply to them." The rest of us are screwed.

by A.Medina on Jul 9, 2008 10:08 PM CDT reply actions  

LOL

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 9, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

that is awesome

going into the collection

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 9, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sparkle Motion Turtle...

will be making a return!

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by rangers85 on Jul 9, 2008 10:08 PM CDT reply actions  

YES!

Unbelievable. Best win of the year hands down.

"Mr. Hicks, you watch, I'm going to be a leader on this team." Kinsler

by sprite on Jul 9, 2008 10:08 PM CDT reply actions  

Certainly

the most gratifying win.

Gritty almost.

Pitcher-by-committee? Who cares? They got the job done.

by The Best Micah on Jul 9, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

best win in recent memory

""If they'd have told me you can make the team but you've got to shine the shoes, I'd have been there shining shoes." -Bradley

by ab03 on Jul 9, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

We went from 14.7%

to a 100% win. That has to be the biggest comeback of the season. AND FUCK YOU ANGELS!!!

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 9, 2008 10:08 PM CDT reply actions  

It was actually

5% after Cat grounded out and only 10% before Young stole 2nd.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 9, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow

Plaschke: Scioscia, the former Dodgers catcher, is the model manager who has created an atmosphere of winning.
Junior:It's that simple. Mike Scioscia brings a Glade Plug-In labeled "Winning™" into the clubhouse and everyone who breathes it in gains 15 points in average.

by TheBZA on Jul 9, 2008 10:08 PM CDT reply actions  

OK, folks, let's calm down here for a second.

Credit goes to the Walkoff Walrus, the Rally Turtle, the Sparkle Turtle and (if I may say so myself) Ric Flair.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 9, 2008 10:09 PM CDT reply actions  

that was all Flair

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 9, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

wooooooooooooooooooooooooo

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jul 9, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Flair accepts your accolades.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 9, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm on my way

Just gonna post the pic and nothing else.

A Lonestar in California

"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart

by LSJ on Jul 9, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

damn

I tried but I have to wait a day to be signed in and all that crap. I’d take the ban for this one LOL

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 9, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

I’m defeated as well. Fuck Halos heaven.

A Lonestar in California

"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart

by LSJ on Jul 9, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

fuck them

we have at least split the series with Madrigal/Rupe starting one game, Harrison making his debut in another, and nearly won the first after Mendoza gave up 8 runs in the first 2 innings.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 9, 2008 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

makes me feel pretty good about tomorrow's game...

I won’t be able to watch it, which pretty much means it will be epic…

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 9, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Going for the series win tomorrow

Who would have thunk it?

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Jul 9, 2008 10:09 PM CDT reply actions  

wow

walk off home run
with 2 outs
against one of the top 2 closers in the league.
and your starting pitcher is making his first start—at any level

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Jul 9, 2008 10:09 PM CDT reply actions  

I cannot stop screaming and whooping!!

The police will probably be by shortly to arrest me for disturbing the silence!

by The Best Micah on Jul 9, 2008 10:10 PM CDT reply actions  

LOL

I’m out with some coworkers and I’m now trying to explain why I’m laughing uncontrollably at 5 Ric Flairs

by LiamP on Jul 9, 2008 10:10 PM CDT reply actions  

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 9, 2008 10:10 PM CDT reply actions  

it never, ever gets old

+1

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 9, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

That is a powerful clap

for a powerful man

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 9, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thank you Hambone

for a wonderful birthday gift.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 9, 2008 10:11 PM CDT reply actions  

lol

already posted twice :D

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 9, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

true dat

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 9, 2008 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

I have to say...

this week has really pumped me up about the Rangers this year and for the foreseeable future years.

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by rangers85 on Jul 9, 2008 10:11 PM CDT reply actions  

literally 3 seconds before TheBomb©

...my Winamp started playing ‘One More Time’ by Daft Punk.

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 9, 2008 10:11 PM CDT reply actions  

That was a triple fist pump ending!

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by rangers85 on Jul 9, 2008 10:12 PM CDT reply actions  

one more time

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DShep on Jul 9, 2008 10:12 PM CDT reply actions  

LA Angels

FUCK YOU…...BITCHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by awillis111 on Jul 9, 2008 10:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 9, 2008 10:13 PM CDT reply actions   2 recs

hahaha

if you came up with that yourself you are to be commended sir

exploding highfive

by sarnold on Jul 9, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

Alexander the Great

Josh Hamilton once stated he wished he could go back in time to conquer Alexander the Great.

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by rangers85 on Jul 9, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh my goodness...

im crying from laughing so hard at this.

"GO RANGERS!!!" - bspate

by b.pate on Jul 9, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

you my friend, have been ON all night

great night for you as far as funny ass posts

by slash on Jul 9, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's also hopped up on loony drugs

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by rangers85 on Jul 9, 2008 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

who?

what?

where am I? and why are all these turtles on my bed??

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 9, 2008 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

If there is any justice in the world

You are going to be #1 in the LSB power ranking this week, Whip.

A Lonestar in California

"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart

by LSJ on Jul 9, 2008 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Jered Weaver

and his effeminite haircut are denied a win and we are blessed with no double sky point. That makes this day an epic win.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 9, 2008 10:14 PM CDT reply actions  

+1

to this board. Seriously, all of you guys made this win possible. Everyone go rec yourselves, and I truly mean that…And fuck Juan Rivera

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 9, 2008 10:15 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

pervert

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 9, 2008 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

go rec yourself

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 9, 2008 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

are you coming on to me?

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Jul 9, 2008 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

of course not sir

but that smile is hypnotizing.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 9, 2008 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

And one more.

Hey Angels:

How’s Hamilton’s ass taste?

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 9, 2008 10:20 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

The sheer awesomeness of this comment

might cause my head to explode.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 9, 2008 11:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

WOW!!

Did anyone else jump up from their chair and run up to the TV and scream “FUCK YEA” at the screen??

....and then immediately after that, throw up a double bird and scream “FUCK YOU” to K-Rod??

HUH?? Oh, well I did and it felt great!!

GO RANGERS!!!

"GO RANGERS!!!" - bspate

by b.pate on Jul 9, 2008 10:24 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah, I did.....

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Jul 9, 2008 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was right there with you

I was about to go streaking down the streets yelling “RANGERS WIN!!!”

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 9, 2008 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did that last night

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by rangers85 on Jul 9, 2008 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

the rangers didnt win last night..........

nice to know you confused a bunch of people in your neighborhood though

by slash on Jul 9, 2008 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

ummmmmm

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Jul 9, 2008 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

What bizarro universe are you living in?

COUGH Harrison threw 7 innings COUGH Harrison got his first major league win COUGH Chris Davis hit his 5th homer COUGH

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by rangers85 on Jul 9, 2008 10:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hi, this is earth...

... have we met?

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Jul 9, 2008 10:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah

My entire apartment complex knows about this. And since I live in socal… HAHAHAHAHAAHA!!!!!

A Lonestar in California

"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart

by LSJ on Jul 9, 2008 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

now that's just awesome

I am so frustrated I let my girlfriend convince me to watch Atonement half way through the game. well, that is until the “C word” made it’s glorious entrance. and I taped the game, so that’ll be fun to watch later tonight

"No, Donny, these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of."

by Walter Sobchak on Jul 10, 2008 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

no "fuck yous'" but i did have to explain

to my african roommate why i was going crazy. I’m gonna have to take him to a missions game so he’ll understand the concept of baseball

exploding highfive

by sarnold on Jul 9, 2008 10:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was at that game.

After THE H-Bomb, people were happy

:)

:)

:D

screaming and streaking was taking place on the concourse.

Chris Davis: He hits home runs.

by dstar442005 on Jul 9, 2008 11:29 PM CDT reply actions  

Hopefully the streaking...

was being done by some hot girls?

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Jul 9, 2008 11:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

nope

it was German Duran and Warner Madrigal…but just as good, right?

"No, Donny, these men are nihilists, there's nothing to be afraid of."

by Walter Sobchak on Jul 10, 2008 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

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