TEXAS RANGERS A LAUGHING STOCK
IF THERE IS A BIGGER JOKE THAN THE TEXAS RANGERS I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT IT IS EVEN THOUGH THERE SORRY ASS TEAM ARE OVER ACHEVING AND I AM THE 2002 WORLD CHAMPS BIGEST FAN THERE ANNOUNCERS JUST ACTED LIKE THEY WON THE WORLD SERIES THEY BEAT US BY 1 AT HOME THERE SO PROUD TP BE 6 AND A HALF GAMES IN THIRD PLACE. BUT WHAT YOU EXPECT THERE GM LOOKS LIKE VAN WILDER AND TALKS LIKE HE SHOULD BE AT A FRAT PARTY BY THE MIDDLE OF AUGUST NO ONE WILL KNOW WHAT A TEXAS RANGER IS YOUR SORRY ASS WILL BE ROOTING ON AMERICAS CRACK WAGON (THE DALLAS COWGIRLS) AND WE WILL BE ON OUR WAY TO ANOTHER WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS OU RULES TEXAS SUCKS DEAL WITH IT!
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seriously
your shit is wack. By the way, tell L.A. to find a football team to root for. If you cant even keep the raiders in your sorry ass town, you probably don’t deserve to talk shit about one of the most storied franchises in sports.
baseBALLIN!
by kevzta on
Jul 10, 2008 2:26 AM CDT
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8 Year Olds
Shouldn’t be up this late! WOOOO HAMILTON!
aggierangerfan00.mlblogs.com
by aggierangerfan00 on Jul 9, 2008 10:26 PM CDT 0 recs
I almost deleted this...
...and banned this guy…
But this is is pitiful enough to be funny.
by Adam J. Morris on Jul 9, 2008 10:28 PM CDT 0 recs
I'm glad you didn't!
Because you are right.
This guy = 
by ghostofErikThompson on
Jul 9, 2008 10:32 PM CDT
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yeah this guy screams

"Do they know who I am? Do they know my status? Thats what I thought."
-Miles 6/21/08
.501 or bust!
by Jayslick on
Jul 10, 2008 12:06 PM CDT
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Yeah, don't delete this
In fact, you should make a permanent link to this on the sidebar, and entitle it “evidence that Angel fans are sissies”.
"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart
by lonestarJon on
Jul 9, 2008 10:34 PM CDT
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evidence
That some Angels fans can’t write, or use proper grammar, and are kind of dumb.
by SanDiegoKev on
Jul 10, 2008 2:36 PM CDT
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Yeah, don't delete this
In fact, you should make a permanent link to this on the sidebar, and entitle it “evedence that Angel fans are sissies”.
"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart
by lonestarJon on
Jul 9, 2008 10:35 PM CDT
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How does a post like this
get recommedations? Recommedations for dumbness?
by SanDiegoKev on
Jul 10, 2008 2:38 PM CDT
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You mean on your way...
to being swept by Boston again?
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 9, 2008 10:28 PM CDT 1 recs
epic
Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball
by willamos2 on
Jul 9, 2008 10:29 PM CDT
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LOL
Mmmm, your tears are delicious, Angels fans…
What a big baby!
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
by RCCook on
Jul 9, 2008 10:30 PM CDT
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+10000000000
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
by ghtd36 on
Jul 9, 2008 10:58 PM CDT
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Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Made you eat your pa-rents.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
by ghtd36 on
Jul 9, 2008 10:59 PM CDT
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HA
rec
I'm undefeated in fights. Have I been in any? No. Thats because people know my f'ing status. Don't mess with the elite. - Miles
by Dirk Diggler on
Jul 9, 2008 11:21 PM CDT
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+ infinity
that is HHHcccaaaaalllarious.
On a side note where do you’ll get these brilliant pictures, ive never taken the time to try and find/figured them out.
I'm sorry my parents never had me sarcamsized.
by rchawk12 on
Jul 10, 2008 2:48 AM CDT
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what a complete crock of shit!
NO WAY Jon Daniels looks like Van Wilder.
What are you smoking?
Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball
by willamos2 on Jul 9, 2008 10:29 PM CDT 0 recs
Van Wilder is way hotter
No offense to JD. I heart Ryan Reynolds.
by baseballismyboyfriend on
Jul 9, 2008 11:15 PM CDT
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the weed gettin to your head??
"Well, the Dallas Mavericks got beat by the New Orleans Hornets last night ending their season. Word is that someone on the team is dating Jessica Simpson." - Jay Leno
LSB facebook group ---->>> http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=33345329288
by hinduplaya on Jul 9, 2008 10:30 PM CDT 0 recs
Well
At least we have a football team!
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
by RCCook on
Jul 9, 2008 10:36 PM CDT
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Ya
Lol vlast time I checked we have 5 world championships + 3 more super bowl appearances + America’s Team + the super bpwl favorite for this year compared to their 1 super bowl and no team
"Well, the Dallas Mavericks got beat by the New Orleans Hornets last night ending their season. Word is that someone on the team is dating Jessica Simpson." - Jay Leno
LSB facebook group ---->>> http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=33345329288
by hinduplaya on
Jul 10, 2008 9:23 AM CDT
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Angels fan checklist:
1) All Caps
2) No punctuation
3) Misspellings
He’s the real deal.
by dieselT8 on Jul 9, 2008 10:31 PM CDT 0 recs
Can anyone translate this?
Is he speaking in tongues? ebonics? pidgeon? Gave me a headache trying to read that jiberish.
by 1man5stools on Jul 9, 2008 10:33 PM CDT 0 recs
I can translate...
WAAAAAH WAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Call 1-800-DOCTORB. The B is for bargain!
by Panorama on
Jul 9, 2008 10:35 PM CDT
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+1000
The Texas Rangers rounded the bases at a dizzying pace
by fsujon on
Jul 9, 2008 11:33 PM CDT
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This diary just increased the pleasure factor of this win by about a billion times
"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart
by lonestarJon on Jul 9, 2008 10:35 PM CDT 0 recs
It's been a GREAT night.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
by ghtd36 on
Jul 9, 2008 10:59 PM CDT
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hmm, not bad...
but I give it a -285 on a 10 point scale, for grammar.
"that suzuki guy should go back to making cars" - My girlfriend after C.J.'s close in game 2
by tdi1985 on Jul 9, 2008 10:41 PM CDT 0 recs
I am curious
about the OU rules statement at the end of the rant. it seemed out of place.
by clark on Jul 9, 2008 10:45 PM CDT 0 recs
OU, OC
He probably meant to type “OC”. Hell, I’d be confused too if I had to keep up with all the geographic references it takes to describe that team.
by Mister Naxal on
Jul 9, 2008 11:06 PM CDT
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I think he meant OU
‘Cause we are all UT fans obviously. It’s is sort of a nuanced dig if you ask me. well played, cali guy. way to show your worldliness
""If they'd have told me you can make the team but you've got to shine the shoes, I'd have been there shining shoes." -Bradley
by ab03 on
Jul 10, 2008 1:18 AM CDT
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"I HAVE NO CLUE"
This person used “There” 5 times, and never learned “their” or “they’re”. Got it right in the first sentence, and that’s it.
Probably a USC fan that’s still bitter about the 2006 Rose Bowl.
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
by txranger7 on
Jul 10, 2008 1:49 AM CDT
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"Do they know who I am? Do they know my status? Thats what I thought."
-Miles 6/21/08
.501 or bust!
by Jayslick on
Jul 10, 2008 12:12 PM CDT
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REC
"I’ll say something that doesn’t need context: anyone who is a Mariner’s fan is a douchebag." - FuturePants
by Chase Irwin on Jul 9, 2008 10:47 PM CDT 0 recs
+1
We need this on the rec list to remind us of tonight. Let’s get it done, people!
"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart
by lonestarJon on
Jul 9, 2008 10:55 PM CDT
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the best reaction would have been
ZERO comments in this thread. That would have been classic and funny.
"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007
by Longhorn on Jul 9, 2008 10:50 PM CDT 0 recs
Naw
This thread is greatness. This guy just provided us with the final sweetener to our walkoff win by letting us know that Angel fans really got their cookies burned over this.
"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart
by lonestarJon on
Jul 9, 2008 10:54 PM CDT
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Dude....
Caps lock….
Plaschke: Scioscia, the former Dodgers catcher, is the model manager who has created an atmosphere of winning.
Junior:It's that simple. Mike Scioscia brings a Glade Plug-In labeled "Winning™" into the clubhouse and everyone who breathes it in gains 15 points in average.
by TheBZA on Jul 9, 2008 10:55 PM CDT 0 recs
Turning off the caps lock would be a sissy action
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
by rangers85 on
Jul 10, 2008 6:44 PM CDT
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Funniest part
WILL BE ROOTING ON AMERICAS CRACK WAGON (THE DALLAS COWGIRLS)
Who is LA’s football team again?
Plaschke: Scioscia, the former Dodgers catcher, is the model manager who has created an atmosphere of winning.
Junior:It's that simple. Mike Scioscia brings a Glade Plug-In labeled "Winning™" into the clubhouse and everyone who breathes it in gains 15 points in average.
by TheBZA on Jul 9, 2008 10:56 PM CDT 0 recs
Don't Call Me Chris
Somewhere Chris Everett is assaulting a sports show host in frustration.
by Mister Naxal on
Jul 9, 2008 11:11 PM CDT
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That video
was greatness. jim rome is a douche
"Well, the Dallas Mavericks got beat by the New Orleans Hornets last night ending their season. Word is that someone on the team is dating Jessica Simpson." - Jay Leno
LSB facebook group ---->>> http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=33345329288
by hinduplaya on
Jul 10, 2008 9:24 AM CDT
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2002?
Haven’t the Red Sox won the WS twice since then?
by T Coleman on Jul 9, 2008 11:01 PM CDT 0 recs
I think
Someone’s diaper needs to be changed. Or, Depends, maybe. Happily, this screaming infantile isn’t typical of even the more insular, exclusionary Angel “fans”. I’d love to see their return to mediocrity, or even dip to within 10% of their Pythagorean record.
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
by Ed Coffin on Jul 9, 2008 11:10 PM CDT 0 recs
Haha...
Hey Angels Again, why don’t you tell us all how GMJ’s ass tastes.
And your Rally Monkey is my biatch.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
by slc ranger on Jul 9, 2008 11:17 PM CDT 0 recs
Nice
I’m pretty sure the Rangers also drank LAA’s milkshake. They drank it up!
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
by RCCook on
Jul 9, 2008 11:48 PM CDT
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That's the one that needs to go up on Halo's Heaven
"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart
by lonestarJon on
Jul 9, 2008 11:21 PM CDT
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This fanposter
Doesn’t even exist on HalosHeaven. I haven’t checked on Chuck’s Angelswin.com site, but it’s a pretty good bet he/she isn’t welcome on either of those sites. Heh …
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
by Ed Coffin on
Jul 9, 2008 11:25 PM CDT
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I love all the different expressions
Bradley and Wright might be my faves there
by baseballismyboyfriend on
Jul 9, 2008 11:23 PM CDT
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haahahahahaahahahahah
The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.
by iorange555 on
Jul 9, 2008 11:30 PM CDT
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Ants
in your computer?
Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted.
by t ball on
Jul 9, 2008 11:33 PM CDT
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The caption on the first one should simply say...
“The baseball in this photo is about to get f*ing ripped.”
by NoNameOnCard on
Jul 10, 2008 2:47 AM CDT
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That is an awesome pic.
"Mr. Hicks, you watch, I'm going to be a leader on this team." Kinsler
by sprite on
Jul 9, 2008 11:33 PM CDT
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ha
he looks kinda like beavis there
I'm undefeated in fights. Have I been in any? No. Thats because people know my f'ing status. Don't mess with the elite. - Miles
by Dirk Diggler on
Jul 9, 2008 11:33 PM CDT
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Holy Shit...
look at the Electrician’s face!
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
by slc ranger on
Jul 9, 2008 11:29 PM CDT
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