TEXAS RANGERS A LAUGHING STOCK
by ANGELS AGAIN on Jul 9, 2008 10:23 PM CDT
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PrintIF THERE IS A BIGGER JOKE THAN THE TEXAS RANGERS I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT IT IS EVEN THOUGH THERE SORRY ASS TEAM ARE OVER ACHEVING AND I AM THE 2002 WORLD CHAMPS BIGEST FAN THERE ANNOUNCERS JUST ACTED LIKE THEY WON THE WORLD SERIES THEY BEAT US BY 1 AT HOME THERE SO PROUD TP BE 6 AND A HALF GAMES IN THIRD PLACE. BUT WHAT YOU EXPECT THERE GM LOOKS LIKE VAN WILDER AND TALKS LIKE HE SHOULD BE AT A FRAT PARTY BY THE MIDDLE OF AUGUST NO ONE WILL KNOW WHAT A TEXAS RANGER IS YOUR SORRY ASS WILL BE ROOTING ON AMERICAS CRACK WAGON (THE DALLAS COWGIRLS) AND WE WILL BE ON OUR WAY TO ANOTHER WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS OU RULES TEXAS SUCKS DEAL WITH IT!
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seriously
your shit is wack. By the way, tell L.A. to find a football team to root for. If you cant even keep the raiders in your sorry ass town, you probably don’t deserve to talk shit about one of the most storied franchises in sports.
baseBALLIN!
8 Year Olds
Shouldn’t be up this late! WOOOO HAMILTON!
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by aggierangerfan00 on Jul 9, 2008 10:26 PM CDT reply actions
I'm glad you didn't!
Because you are right.
This guy = 
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 9, 2008 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions
yeah this guy screams
"Do they know who I am? Do they know my status? Thats what I thought."
-Miles 6/21/08
.501 or bust!
Yeah, don't delete this
In fact, you should make a permanent link to this on the sidebar, and entitle it “evidence that Angel fans are sissies”.
"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart
Yeah, don't delete this
In fact, you should make a permanent link to this on the sidebar, and entitle it “evedence that Angel fans are sissies”.
"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart
You mean on your way...
to being swept by Boston again?
by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 9, 2008 10:28 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Made you eat your pa-rents.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
HA
rec
I'm undefeated in fights. Have I been in any? No. Thats because people know my f'ing status. Don't mess with the elite. - Miles
by Dirk Diggler on Jul 9, 2008 11:21 PM CDT up reply actions
+ infinity
that is HHHcccaaaaalllarious.
On a side note where do you’ll get these brilliant pictures, ive never taken the time to try and find/figured them out.
I'm sorry my parents never had me sarcamsized.
what a complete crock of shit!
NO WAY Jon Daniels looks like Van Wilder.
What are you smoking?
Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball
Van Wilder is way hotter
No offense to JD. I heart Ryan Reynolds.
by The Best Micah on Jul 9, 2008 11:15 PM CDT up reply actions
the weed gettin to your head??
"Well, the Dallas Mavericks got beat by the New Orleans Hornets last night ending their season. Word is that someone on the team is dating Jessica Simpson." - Jay Leno
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Ya
Lol vlast time I checked we have 5 world championships + 3 more super bowl appearances + America’s Team + the super bpwl favorite for this year compared to their 1 super bowl and no team
"Well, the Dallas Mavericks got beat by the New Orleans Hornets last night ending their season. Word is that someone on the team is dating Jessica Simpson." - Jay Leno
LSB facebook group ---->>> http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=33345329288
Angels fan checklist:
1) All Caps
2) No punctuation
3) Misspellings
He’s the real deal.
Can anyone translate this?
Is he speaking in tongues? ebonics? pidgeon? Gave me a headache trying to read that jiberish.
I can translate...
WAAAAAH WAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Call 1-800-DOCTORB. The B is for bargain!
by Panorama on Jul 9, 2008 10:35 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
This diary just increased the pleasure factor of this win by about a billion times
"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart
It's been a GREAT night.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
hmm, not bad...
but I give it a -285 on a 10 point scale, for grammar.
"that suzuki guy should go back to making cars" - My girlfriend after C.J.'s close in game 2
OU, OC
He probably meant to type “OC”. Hell, I’d be confused too if I had to keep up with all the geographic references it takes to describe that team.
by Mister Naxal on Jul 9, 2008 11:06 PM CDT up reply actions
I think he meant OU
‘Cause we are all UT fans obviously. It’s is sort of a nuanced dig if you ask me. well played, cali guy. way to show your worldliness
""If they'd have told me you can make the team but you've got to shine the shoes, I'd have been there shining shoes." -Bradley
"I HAVE NO CLUE"
This person used “There” 5 times, and never learned “their” or “they’re”. Got it right in the first sentence, and that’s it.
Probably a USC fan that’s still bitter about the 2006 Rose Bowl.
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
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"I’ll say something that doesn’t need context: anyone who is a Mariner’s fan is a douchebag." - FuturePants
by inactive lsb user on Jul 9, 2008 10:47 PM CDT reply actions
+1
We need this on the rec list to remind us of tonight. Let’s get it done, people!
"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart
the best reaction would have been
ZERO comments in this thread. That would have been classic and funny.
"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007
Naw
This thread is greatness. This guy just provided us with the final sweetener to our walkoff win by letting us know that Angel fans really got their cookies burned over this.
"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart
Dude....
Caps lock….
Plaschke: Scioscia, the former Dodgers catcher, is the model manager who has created an atmosphere of winning.
Junior:It's that simple. Mike Scioscia brings a Glade Plug-In labeled "Winning™" into the clubhouse and everyone who breathes it in gains 15 points in average.
Turning off the caps lock would be a sissy action
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
Funniest part
WILL BE ROOTING ON AMERICAS CRACK WAGON (THE DALLAS COWGIRLS)
Who is LA’s football team again?
Plaschke: Scioscia, the former Dodgers catcher, is the model manager who has created an atmosphere of winning.
Junior:It's that simple. Mike Scioscia brings a Glade Plug-In labeled "Winning™" into the clubhouse and everyone who breathes it in gains 15 points in average.
Don't Call Me Chris
Somewhere Chris Everett is assaulting a sports show host in frustration.
by Mister Naxal on Jul 9, 2008 11:11 PM CDT up reply actions
That video
was greatness. jim rome is a douche
"Well, the Dallas Mavericks got beat by the New Orleans Hornets last night ending their season. Word is that someone on the team is dating Jessica Simpson." - Jay Leno
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I think
Someone’s diaper needs to be changed. Or, Depends, maybe. Happily, this screaming infantile isn’t typical of even the more insular, exclusionary Angel “fans”. I’d love to see their return to mediocrity, or even dip to within 10% of their Pythagorean record.
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
by Ed Coffin on Jul 9, 2008 11:10 PM CDT reply actions
Haha...
Hey Angels Again, why don’t you tell us all how GMJ’s ass tastes.
And your Rally Monkey is my biatch.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Nice
I’m pretty sure the Rangers also drank LAA’s milkshake. They drank it up!
"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky
This fanposter
Doesn’t even exist on HalosHeaven. I haven’t checked on Chuck’s Angelswin.com site, but it’s a pretty good bet he/she isn’t welcome on either of those sites. Heh …
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
by Ed Coffin on Jul 9, 2008 11:25 PM CDT up reply actions
I love all the different expressions
Bradley and Wright might be my faves there
by The Best Micah on Jul 9, 2008 11:23 PM CDT up reply actions
The caption on the first one should simply say...
“The baseball in this photo is about to get f*ing ripped.”
by NoNameOnCard on Jul 10, 2008 2:47 AM CDT up reply actions
ha
he looks kinda like beavis there
I'm undefeated in fights. Have I been in any? No. Thats because people know my f'ing status. Don't mess with the elite. - Miles
by Dirk Diggler on Jul 9, 2008 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Holy Shit...
look at the Electrician’s face!
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
And Rupe is all...
“Jamey…get off my back!!”
by The Best Micah on Jul 9, 2008 11:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Seeing this picture
and the one Jamey sent in his email, makes me feel sad for whomever gets traded. Gerry, I will give you a pass, you are have your best year. Matt, Josh, Jamey and Milton, you definitley deserve the front row for this picture. Warner and Dustin, somebody needs to take you out to dinner. MY, do you know a good restaurant?
"An effortless 98" - Scott Gardner after Neftali Feliz's first AA pitch
Who is the little kid
popping out of gerry’s ass. He looks happy to finally be alive.
I'm sorry my parents never had me sarcamsized.
I'm willing to bet
he has no clue who he is
I'm undefeated in fights. Have I been in any? No. Thats because people know my f'ing status. Don't mess with the elite. - Miles
by Dirk Diggler on Jul 9, 2008 11:29 PM CDT up reply actions
And I love how he knocks...
on our announcers when one of the Halos’ is Rex F’n Hudler. Please.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
Wow.
What a pussy this guy is. You created a account a new account to start this diary so AJM (we) won’t figure out who you are?
i think ajm has the technology to
IP block him… if he chooses to use it.
"that suzuki guy should go back to making cars" - My girlfriend after C.J.'s close in game 2
anaheim fans are funny
i realize there are SOME that are loyal fans but that fan base quadrupled after the 2002 world series. watching games in anaheim back in the early 90’s the stadium was so empty it was like watching a marlins or expos game. they are still the better team for now and will probably win the divsion. they are going to start feeling their god awful signings like gary matthews and torii hunter soon while the rangers have one of the best young teams in the league.
Judging by that thread over there
They’re already hating on GMJ. They’d like to platoon or bench him.
by The Best Micah on Jul 9, 2008 11:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Radio Broadcast
Rory & Terry reported that the Soth had a sit-down with GMJr. today, and told him that for the next couple of weeks at least, Rivera is the 3rd OF.
by jjackflash on Jul 10, 2008 12:38 AM EDT reply actions 0 recs
by oc on Jul 10, 2008 2:21 AM CDT up reply actions
just cant handle that we are better, you are 11th in the AL in offense and your in first?? fluke, yes. every game you win by 1 or 2 runs
Kinsler is the best player on the rangers(done), BENOIT SUCKS(done), bring up Harrison(done),new: Put Nippert in rotation, Mendoza to the pen, get Feliz to AAA by the end of the year, trade cat
What are the odds the above post is in earnest.
I put the odds at about 15%. What say you, lonestarball?
i was thinking this is a rangers fan having fun
i hope not though, this tastes sweet like honey
"Do they know who I am? Do they know my status? Thats what I thought."
-Miles 6/21/08
.501 or bust!
"I have no clue"
Yep I have to agree with you on that point. Care for a fresh bowl of sour grapes?
Last week Arod and Cynthia were huge news in NYC.
This week they are huge national news.
The power of Miles, the child prodigy, catch it!!!!
Wow
You whine like a 4 year old and you spell like a 4 year old. The grammar and punctuation, on the other hand, is much much worse. Let’s see, you obviously an Angels fan and you threw in a random “OU Rules!”, so the chances are you have attended school in one of those two wonderful states. That being said, I can’t say the writing is surprising. You may not go far in life, but the team that you watch and root for will, yippee for you.
Ephesians 1:3-10
Even people
in Ohio are talking about this walk off.
Pretty beastly.
There is no such thing as "untouchable".
would these people be your secret cincy sources?
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Nah...
people = miles
He thinks of himself in third person as a group.
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
Shhhhhh...
miles won’t know who he is
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
who knew
richie sexson was an angels fan?
Every pitch thrown to Josh Hamilton is recorded as an E1. -- clark
by knockoutking on Jul 10, 2008 7:03 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
best one
did you guys hear about how sexson asked his manager why he was getting booed and the manager said “richie your hitting .200”
then they sat sexson and he asked them why he was getting benched and they said “richie your hitting .200”
he is hitting 1.000 as far as pitchers getting hit with helmets
Kinsler is the best player on the rangers(done), BENOIT SUCKS(done), bring up Harrison(done),new: Put Nippert in rotation, Mendoza to the pen, get Feliz to AAA by the end of the year, trade cat
All i know "Angels Again" Dick Weed Is That....
You Angels lovin dickheads better be afraid, very afraid, because if these Rangers get pitching, and they will, you laid back pot smoking surfer duds (yes duds) will be crying into your dead ass rally monkeys, the Angels are mostly a bunch of Pussies with only a couple of guys i would even let on my team, as for them winning the world series this year, get real, not gonna happen, so keep your troll ass off our boards.
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