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TEXAS RANGERS A LAUGHING STOCK

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IF THERE IS A BIGGER JOKE THAN THE TEXAS RANGERS I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT IT IS EVEN THOUGH THERE SORRY ASS TEAM ARE OVER ACHEVING AND I AM THE 2002 WORLD CHAMPS BIGEST FAN THERE ANNOUNCERS JUST ACTED LIKE THEY WON THE WORLD SERIES THEY BEAT US BY 1 AT HOME THERE SO PROUD TP BE 6 AND A HALF GAMES IN THIRD PLACE. BUT WHAT YOU EXPECT THERE GM LOOKS LIKE VAN WILDER AND TALKS LIKE HE SHOULD BE AT A FRAT PARTY BY THE MIDDLE OF AUGUST NO ONE WILL KNOW WHAT A TEXAS RANGER IS YOUR SORRY ASS WILL BE ROOTING ON AMERICAS CRACK WAGON (THE DALLAS COWGIRLS) AND WE WILL BE ON OUR WAY TO ANOTHER WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS OU RULES TEXAS SUCKS DEAL WITH IT!

 

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Wow

What a sore loser.

by hiafex on Jul 9, 2008 10:25 PM CDT   0 recs

seriously

your shit is wack. By the way, tell L.A. to find a football team to root for. If you cant even keep the raiders in your sorry ass town, you probably don’t deserve to talk shit about one of the most storied franchises in sports.

baseBALLIN!

by kevzta on Jul 10, 2008 2:26 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I almost deleted this...

...and banned this guy…

But this is is pitiful enough to be funny.

by Adam J. Morris on Jul 9, 2008 10:28 PM CDT   0 recs

I'm glad you didn't!

Because you are right.

This guy =

by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 9, 2008 10:32 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

yeah this guy screams

"Do they know who I am? Do they know my status? Thats what I thought."
-Miles 6/21/08

.501 or bust!

by Jayslick on Jul 10, 2008 12:06 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Yeah, don't delete this

In fact, you should make a permanent link to this on the sidebar, and entitle it “evidence that Angel fans are sissies”.

A Lonestar in California

"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart

by lonestarJon on Jul 9, 2008 10:34 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

evidence

That some Angels fans can’t write, or use proper grammar, and are kind of dumb.

by SanDiegoKev on Jul 10, 2008 2:36 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Yeah, don't delete this

In fact, you should make a permanent link to this on the sidebar, and entitle it “evedence that Angel fans are sissies”.

A Lonestar in California

"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart

by lonestarJon on Jul 9, 2008 10:35 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

How does a post like this

get recommedations? Recommedations for dumbness?

by SanDiegoKev on Jul 10, 2008 2:38 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

You mean on your way...

to being swept by Boston again?

by ghostofErikThompson on Jul 9, 2008 10:28 PM CDT   1 recs

epic

Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball

by willamos2 on Jul 9, 2008 10:29 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

LOL

Mmmm, your tears are delicious, Angels fans…

What a big baby!

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Jul 9, 2008 10:30 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

+10000000000

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 9, 2008 10:58 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Ha ha ha ha ha ha

Made you eat your pa-rents.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 9, 2008 10:59 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

HA

rec

I'm undefeated in fights. Have I been in any? No. Thats because people know my f'ing status. Don't mess with the elite. - Miles

by Dirk Diggler on Jul 9, 2008 11:21 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

+ infinity

that is HHHcccaaaaalllarious.

On a side note where do you’ll get these brilliant pictures, ive never taken the time to try and find/figured them out.

I'm sorry my parents never had me sarcamsized.

by rchawk12 on Jul 10, 2008 2:48 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

what a complete crock of shit!

NO WAY Jon Daniels looks like Van Wilder.

What are you smoking?

Greatest Inventions Ever? 1. TiVO, 2. Boobs, 3. Baseball

by willamos2 on Jul 9, 2008 10:29 PM CDT   0 recs

the weed gettin to your head??

"Well, the Dallas Mavericks got beat by the New Orleans Hornets last night ending their season. Word is that someone on the team is dating Jessica Simpson." - Jay Leno

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by hinduplaya on Jul 9, 2008 10:30 PM CDT   0 recs

Well

At least we have a football team!

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Jul 9, 2008 10:36 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Ya

Lol vlast time I checked we have 5 world championships + 3 more super bowl appearances + America’s Team + the super bpwl favorite for this year compared to their 1 super bowl and no team

"Well, the Dallas Mavericks got beat by the New Orleans Hornets last night ending their season. Word is that someone on the team is dating Jessica Simpson." - Jay Leno

LSB facebook group ---->>> http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=33345329288

by hinduplaya on Jul 10, 2008 9:23 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Angels fan checklist:

1) All Caps
2) No punctuation
3) Misspellings

He’s the real deal.

by dieselT8 on Jul 9, 2008 10:31 PM CDT   0 recs

Hahahahahahaha

all caps = REALLY serious!

by 8legs2fangs on Jul 9, 2008 11:05 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Ha ha ha

For fun read these threads!

The 40 Trumps All!!!

by thedirkatron on Jul 9, 2008 10:33 PM CDT   0 recs

Can anyone translate this?

Is he speaking in tongues? ebonics? pidgeon? Gave me a headache trying to read that jiberish.

by 1man5stools on Jul 9, 2008 10:33 PM CDT   0 recs

I can translate...

WAAAAAH WAAAAAAH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Call 1-800-DOCTORB. The B is for bargain!

by Panorama on Jul 9, 2008 10:35 PM CDT to parent up   2 recs

+1000

The Texas Rangers rounded the bases at a dizzying pace

by fsujon on Jul 9, 2008 11:33 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

It's been a GREAT night.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Jul 9, 2008 10:59 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

hmm, not bad...

but I give it a -285 on a 10 point scale, for grammar.

"that suzuki guy should go back to making cars" - My girlfriend after C.J.'s close in game 2

by tdi1985 on Jul 9, 2008 10:41 PM CDT   0 recs

I am curious

about the OU rules statement at the end of the rant. it seemed out of place.

by clark on Jul 9, 2008 10:45 PM CDT   0 recs

OU, OC

He probably meant to type “OC”. Hell, I’d be confused too if I had to keep up with all the geographic references it takes to describe that team.

by Mister Naxal on Jul 9, 2008 11:06 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

I think he meant OU

‘Cause we are all UT fans obviously. It’s is sort of a nuanced dig if you ask me. well played, cali guy. way to show your worldliness

""If they'd have told me you can make the team but you've got to shine the shoes, I'd have been there shining shoes." -Bradley

by ab03 on Jul 10, 2008 1:18 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

"I HAVE NO CLUE"

This person used “There” 5 times, and never learned “their” or “they’re”. Got it right in the first sentence, and that’s it.

Probably a USC fan that’s still bitter about the 2006 Rose Bowl.

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Jul 10, 2008 1:49 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

rofl

"Do they know who I am? Do they know my status? Thats what I thought."
-Miles 6/21/08

.501 or bust!

by Jayslick on Jul 10, 2008 12:12 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

REC

"I’ll say something that doesn’t need context: anyone who is a Mariner’s fan is a douchebag." - FuturePants

by Chase Irwin on Jul 9, 2008 10:47 PM CDT   0 recs

+1

We need this on the rec list to remind us of tonight. Let’s get it done, people!

A Lonestar in California

"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart

by lonestarJon on Jul 9, 2008 10:55 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

the best reaction would have been

ZERO comments in this thread. That would have been classic and funny.

"I really think JD is probably going to be one of the best things ever to happen to the Rangers." - Longhorn, May 27th, 2007

by Longhorn on Jul 9, 2008 10:50 PM CDT   0 recs

Naw

This thread is greatness. This guy just provided us with the final sweetener to our walkoff win by letting us know that Angel fans really got their cookies burned over this.

A Lonestar in California

"My keyboard is a Yankees fan" - Whipsmart

by lonestarJon on Jul 9, 2008 10:54 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

+1

I'm sorry my parents never had me sarcamsized.

by rchawk12 on Jul 10, 2008 2:50 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Dude....

Caps lock….

Plaschke: Scioscia, the former Dodgers catcher, is the model manager who has created an atmosphere of winning.
Junior:It's that simple. Mike Scioscia brings a Glade Plug-In labeled "Winning™" into the clubhouse and everyone who breathes it in gains 15 points in average.

by TheBZA on Jul 9, 2008 10:55 PM CDT   0 recs

Turning off the caps lock would be a sissy action

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Jul 10, 2008 6:44 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Funniest part
WILL BE ROOTING ON AMERICAS CRACK WAGON (THE DALLAS COWGIRLS)

Who is LA’s football team again?

Plaschke: Scioscia, the former Dodgers catcher, is the model manager who has created an atmosphere of winning.
Junior:It's that simple. Mike Scioscia brings a Glade Plug-In labeled "Winning™" into the clubhouse and everyone who breathes it in gains 15 points in average.

by TheBZA on Jul 9, 2008 10:56 PM CDT   0 recs

Don't Call Me Chris

Somewhere Chris Everett is assaulting a sports show host in frustration.

by Mister Naxal on Jul 9, 2008 11:11 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

That video

was greatness. jim rome is a douche

"Well, the Dallas Mavericks got beat by the New Orleans Hornets last night ending their season. Word is that someone on the team is dating Jessica Simpson." - Jay Leno

LSB facebook group ---->>> http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=33345329288

by hinduplaya on Jul 10, 2008 9:24 AM CDT to parent up   0 recs

2002?

Haven’t the Red Sox won the WS twice since then?

by T Coleman on Jul 9, 2008 11:01 PM CDT   0 recs

I think

Someone’s diaper needs to be changed. Or, Depends, maybe. Happily, this screaming infantile isn’t typical of even the more insular, exclusionary Angel “fans”. I’d love to see their return to mediocrity, or even dip to within 10% of their Pythagorean record.

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

by Ed Coffin on Jul 9, 2008 11:10 PM CDT   0 recs

Haha...

Hey Angels Again, why don’t you tell us all how GMJ’s ass tastes.

And your Rally Monkey is my biatch.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Jul 9, 2008 11:17 PM CDT   0 recs

Nice

I’m pretty sure the Rangers also drank LAA’s milkshake. They drank it up!

"I dont care to debate with a troll." - Sharky

by RCCook on Jul 9, 2008 11:48 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

This fanposter

Doesn’t even exist on HalosHeaven. I haven’t checked on Chuck’s Angelswin.com site, but it’s a pretty good bet he/she isn’t welcome on either of those sites. Heh …

"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)

by Ed Coffin on Jul 9, 2008 11:25 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

haahahahahaahahahahah

The funny thing about my back is that its located on my cock.

by iorange555 on Jul 9, 2008 11:30 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Ant reason

I can’t see that pic?

by coolaid on Jul 9, 2008 11:31 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Ants

in your computer?

Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted.

by t ball on Jul 9, 2008 11:33 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

That is an awesome pic.

"Mr. Hicks, you watch, I'm going to be a leader on this team." Kinsler

by sprite on Jul 9, 2008 11:33 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

ha

he looks kinda like beavis there

I'm undefeated in fights. Have I been in any? No. Thats because people know my f'ing status. Don't mess with the elite. - Miles

by Dirk Diggler on Jul 9, 2008 11:33 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

Holy Shit...

look at the Electrician’s face!

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Jul 9, 2008 11:29 PM CDT to parent up   0 recs

And Rupe is all...

“Jamey…get off my back!!”

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