8/1/08 game day thread 2

mmm

mmmm

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 1, 2008 9:03 PM CDT 0 recs

I didn't know there was more than one person

named Erasmo out there

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 1, 2008 9:04 PM CDT 0 recs

If I have another son

I’m going to name him Erasmo.

by Adam J. Morris on Aug 1, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up 0 recs

Erasmo Morris

Just call him Mo Mo

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 1, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up 0 recs

When we got our two boy kittens

I told my wife that we needed to either name them:

Uday and Qusay

or

Lysol and Tyree

Both suggestions were shot down.

by Adam J. Morris on Aug 1, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up 0 recs

Ha ha

With good reason

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 1, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up 0 recs

If you could have pulled off naming your cats Lysol and Tyree...

...you would immediately enter the Man Hall of Fame.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Aug 1, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up 0 recs

For the entire period you in my room, I better not catch you standing up peeing.

You sit down when you pee, you got that?

""If they'd have told me you can make the team but you've got to shine the shoes, I'd have been there shining shoes." -Bradley

by ab03 on Aug 1, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up 0 recs

"Lysol and Tyree...

...they’re just geniunely nice guys!”

by Adam J. Morris on Aug 1, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up 0 recs

Correction.

I did have sex with Katie.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Aug 1, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up 0 recs

Better yet, Lysol and Tron.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Aug 1, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up 0 recs

Tron is livin'...

...for the ci-tay…

by Adam J. Morris on Aug 1, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up 0 recs

I can only choose one. I can only chooooose ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooone. I plead the fif. I plead the fif. FIVE! One, two, three, four… FIIIIIIIF. Anything you say—FIIIF. Go ahead and ask me a question. FIIIIIF!

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Aug 1, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up 0 recs

I should start driving around DFW and entering these Sonic contests

Seems like the jackpot is about due.

by chief on Aug 1, 2008 9:05 PM CDT 0 recs

you might as well have a ..

coney dog and a sundae while you’re there :)

There is no status, except for me. Because I am who I am.

MILES

by LAMuscleFag on Aug 1, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up 0 recs

Sonic coneys (conies?)...

...are turbo clutch.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Aug 1, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up 0 recs

mmmmmm but not quite as good..

as the Chicago style hot dog I had last night with everything but the kitchen sink in it.
Sliced pickles, tomatoes, onions..mmm it was damn good

There is no status, except for me. Because I am who I am.

MILES

by LAMuscleFag on Aug 1, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up 0 recs

FX2 in the bullpen

I guess they’re not gonna let Rupe go for another inning with the tie?

A Lonestar in California

by lonestarJon on Aug 1, 2008 9:05 PM CDT 0 recs

Ball foou.. oh he swung.

by rcreative on Aug 1, 2008 9:05 PM CDT 0 recs

Hello, kids

Just got in and catching up – how did Hunter look?

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Aug 1, 2008 9:06 PM CDT 0 recs

Finished strong.

by rcreative on Aug 1, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up 0 recs

Yeah, it started a bit shaky

and the strike zone sucked, but he hung in there

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 1, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up 0 recs

too many meatball pitches

but he got squeezed a bit and showed a good curveball and good fastball velocity.
fastball just a little flat and up.

not all bad.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 1, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up 0 recs

Awesome

I’ll take it :)

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Aug 1, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up 0 recs

bad line

but piched ok.

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Aug 1, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up 0 recs

Decent.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Aug 1, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up 0 recs

yay

rolen is washed up 7hr and average d now?

Why So Serious?

by Beasticon on Aug 1, 2008 9:07 PM CDT 0 recs

uh huh

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Aug 1, 2008 9:07 PM CDT 0 recs

Heh

About time we had a break like that.

A Lonestar in California

by lonestarJon on Aug 1, 2008 9:07 PM CDT 0 recs

I really wish Gerald would do something great

I have a graphic for him!

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 1, 2008 9:07 PM CDT 0 recs

i'm waiting

on posting a “sweep” pic

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Aug 1, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up 0 recs

So you've been waiting longer than I have

I’ve only had the graphic for two days

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 1, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up 0 recs

I've got a Bradley one...

that I made the day before he got hurt that’s been in storage

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Aug 1, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up 0 recs

We'll accept it now, if you want.

"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon

by ghtd36 on Aug 1, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up 0 recs

Nah

I’ll wait for the right moment. I’m all about the right moment.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 1, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up 0 recs

Is he eating a tub of ice cream in it?

by chief on Aug 1, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up 0 recs

No

But someone should make that one

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 1, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up 0 recs

haha + 1

There is no status, except for me. Because I am who I am.

MILES

by LAMuscleFag on Aug 1, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up 0 recs

He would've but Byrd killed it for him.

by rcreative on Aug 1, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up 0 recs

davis broke his bat in two?

AND WE MISSED IT?!@

Why So Serious?

by Beasticon on Aug 1, 2008 9:08 PM CDT 0 recs

stop doing that

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 1, 2008 9:09 PM CDT 0 recs

WTF

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 1, 2008 9:09 PM CDT 0 recs

that was STUPID

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Aug 1, 2008 9:09 PM CDT 0 recs