8/1/08 game day thread 2
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I didn't know there was more than one person
named Erasmo out there
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
If I have another son
I’m going to name him Erasmo.
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 1, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Erasmo Morris
Just call him Mo Mo
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Aug 1, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
When we got our two boy kittens
I told my wife that we needed to either name them:
Uday and Qusay
or
Lysol and Tyree
Both suggestions were shot down.
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 1, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Ha ha
With good reason
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Aug 1, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
If you could have pulled off naming your cats Lysol and Tyree...
...you would immediately enter the Man Hall of Fame.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
For the entire period you in my room, I better not catch you standing up peeing.
You sit down when you pee, you got that?
""If they'd have told me you can make the team but you've got to shine the shoes, I'd have been there shining shoes." -Bradley
"Lysol and Tyree...
...they’re just geniunely nice guys!”
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 1, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Correction.
I did have sex with Katie.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
Better yet, Lysol and Tron.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
Oh.
I can only choose one. I can only chooooose ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooone. I plead the fif. I plead the fif. FIVE! One, two, three, four… FIIIIIIIF. Anything you say—FIIIF. Go ahead and ask me a question. FIIIIIF!
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
I should start driving around DFW and entering these Sonic contests
Seems like the jackpot is about due.
you might as well have a ..
coney dog and a sundae while you’re there :)
There is no status, except for me. Because I am who I am.
MILES
Sonic coneys (conies?)...
...are turbo clutch.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
mmmmmm but not quite as good..
as the Chicago style hot dog I had last night with everything but the kitchen sink in it.
Sliced pickles, tomatoes, onions..mmm it was damn good
There is no status, except for me. Because I am who I am.
MILES
Hello, kids
Just got in and catching up – how did Hunter look?
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Yeah, it started a bit shaky
and the strike zone sucked, but he hung in there
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Aug 1, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
too many meatball pitches
but he got squeezed a bit and showed a good curveball and good fastball velocity.
fastball just a little flat and up.
not all bad.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
Awesome
I’ll take it :)
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
I really wish Gerald would do something great
I have a graphic for him!
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
So you've been waiting longer than I have
I’ve only had the graphic for two days
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Aug 1, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
I've got a Bradley one...
that I made the day before he got hurt that’s been in storage
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
We'll accept it now, if you want.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
Nah
I’ll wait for the right moment. I’m all about the right moment.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Aug 1, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions
No
But someone should make that one
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Aug 1, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
that was STUPID
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
And Laird just pulled a Byrd
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
Whoa, Carlson tossed
What did he do?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
Well, we knew someone would get tossed
We just assumed it’d be a batter
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Aug 1, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions
If your name is B. League
You better be a baseball player
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
light headedness...
I think he needs a heavier hat
by hungrysasquatch on Aug 1, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions
Josh is lightheaded
Can’t take the heat
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
It IS his first summer in the Texas heat
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Aug 1, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions
do you have to play with a cap on
frontwards?
Or can you play with it on backwards?
Josh Hamilton is better than you.
Took batting practice with it backwards
Got into it with his manager at the time.
by LSJ on Aug 1, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Better light-headedness than an injury.
Somebody po’ some ‘Tussin on Hammy.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
Ric Renner...
how I wish I could punch you in the face…
although I will say it seems he’s not bleaching his hair as much lately which makes him look a bit more presentable.
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
I just wonder if he talks like that all the time
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Aug 1, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Sunday
Purcey (8.10ERA)
Mendoza (7.53ERA)
106 degrees
Could be a fun one?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
I think that's Newberg day too, right?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Aug 1, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions
yep
we’re going but already undecided whether we’ll stay for the whole thing.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Wish I could go
Someday I’ll win the lottery or find a sugar daddy and be able to go to all the Rangers functions I want
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Aug 1, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions
if you win the lottery..
maybe you can buy the Rangers and get fat ass outta here.
There is no status, except for me. Because I am who I am.
MILES
If I do, I will
Ha ha
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Aug 1, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Dibs on mascot redesign!
Chuck. F’n. Norris.
"But the point is, [Jeff] Mathis is a bush-league uber douche." -lonestarJon
Done
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Aug 1, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Can i be the vice president of vice presidents and get paid a lot for doing nothing?
How's Dshep's ass taste?
Sure, I think I can work that out
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Aug 1, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Chris Davis
would make a good sugar daddy
by hungrysasquatch on Aug 1, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I think I have better odds at winning the lottery
And I don’t really buy tickets
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Aug 1, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions
no he's too young and hot ...
she wants an old sugar daddy with LOTS of money like Larry King, I hear his relationship is on the rocks.
There is no status, except for me. Because I am who I am.
MILES
He's definitely too hot for me
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Aug 1, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Davis, not Larry King
Ew. I’m not sure all the money in the world could make me climb in bed with Larry King every night.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Aug 1, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions
yeh no kidding..
plus I hear he has REALLY bad halitosis..dragon breath.
There is no status, except for me. Because I am who I am.
MILES
Ew ew ew ew
There’s very little grosser than bad breath
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Aug 1, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions
BUT the old geezer ..
ain’t gonna be around too much longer and you could shop til ya dropped!
There is no status, except for me. Because I am who I am.
MILES
Hmm...
How long is too much longer? Three or four months might be pushing it….
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Aug 1, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
And could I make him wear
A Chris Davis mask to bed at night?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Aug 1, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
HAHAHA thats funny..
what are you going to do with the body?
There is no status, except for me. Because I am who I am.
MILES
I'll just REALLY put my imagination to work
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Aug 1, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions
well he only stands
5’4” so it won’t take much material.
There is no status, except for me. Because I am who I am.
MILES
Ha ha
If that’s what I gotta do to buy the Rangers from Hicks, sigh I suppose
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Aug 1, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions
remember when
grieve would say he hates the nets?
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
i wouldnt mind winning tihs
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
Sorry if this has already been asked and asnwered
But is Angel Campos in rare form tonight, or what??
BTW…I despise Angel Campos
Frankie the Cat
future GM or Coach. He seems smart…
"You can't reason with your heart; it has its own laws, and thumps about things which the intellect scorns." - from A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court, by Mark Twain
Agreed
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Aug 1, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Future GM/Coach...
of the baseballismyboyfriend owned Texas Rangers?
by ghostofErikThompson on Aug 1, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd hire Cat
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Aug 1, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Thanks
Ha ha ha!
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Aug 1, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions
More jobs
I think Miles could be communications director. He communicates well. :)
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Aug 1, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Miles director of STATUS
he decides if you have it or you don’t!
There is no status, except for me. Because I am who I am.
MILES
Ha ha...even better
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Aug 1, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions
pitching, defense, baserunning...
does it matter? he would be an improvement
by hungrysasquatch on Aug 1, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions
+1
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Aug 1, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions
you see
how dirty his uniform is?
i mean, that’s grit
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
WOOOOOOO!!!!!
One day they will learn
you don’t run on our outfielders!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Yay Boggs!!!
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
WHOOOOOOOAAAAA
Boggsy making a habit of this.
There is no status, except for me. Because I am who I am.
MILES
Brandon Boggs especially
Not only does he have a good arm, but he throws darts to home plate it seems
by LSJ on Aug 1, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
23 on the year
more than most teams if not all
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
One of the rare moments of confidence as a Rangers fan.
You knew Eckstein was out before that ball was even caught.
That was even better...
because it was Eckstein
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
Seriously Gerald
You don’t want me to use this graphic
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
Not going to lie...
...you’re building it up…it better be epic.
I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.
I better stop then
It’ll probably be a huge letdown
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Aug 1, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
well his press kit pic..
can’t be much more embarassing than that.
There is no status, except for me. Because I am who I am.
MILES
"You speak Sweden"
Knoxie you suck
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
I didn't know Sweden was a language
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
Baseballismyboyfriend...
when you buy the Rangers, will you get rid of Knoxie?
I don't know what else he would do though..
There is no status, except for me. Because I am who I am.
MILES
Be a clown for little kids' birthday parties
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Aug 1, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm sure I'll have that power, so yeah
Who wants his job?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Aug 1, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions
I dunno
Can you create awkward moments on cue like he can?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Aug 1, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions
haha Boomer1 can.. you're hired!!
just one detail that needs to get worked out..
BBBF needs to win the lotto or marry Larry King aka dragon breath.
There is no status, except for me. Because I am who I am.
MILES
You know, if I buy the team
Chris Davis will probably end up suing me for sexual harassment.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Aug 1, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
oh it will be worth it..
a few million to you at that point will be pocket change.
There is no status, except for me. Because I am who I am.
MILES
Ha ha
You’re right. It would be totally worth it to repeatedly call him into my office and make him uncomfortable.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Aug 1, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions
yeh but enough of that..
asking him to walk in with his jock on.. at least let him get into the office first. :)
There is no status, except for me. Because I am who I am.
MILES
:)
I have all sorts of ideas.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Aug 1, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions
ha ha
we can share … for now :)
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Aug 1, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
I could ask
Husbands of hot women if I could take their wife up to my stabbin’ cabbin’
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
LMAO
Ha ha
You’re hired
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Aug 1, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions
I say give it to Stacy Keibler
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
I see your "Stacy Kiebler"
and raise you “Erin Andrews”.
I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.
well I know Miles wants to be the mascot..
and of course director of status.
There is no status, except for me. Because I am who I am.
MILES
that's ok
it’s worth keeping Knoxie around for that
by hungrysasquatch on Aug 1, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
oh boy
fasten your seat belts
w2g vazquez
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
Great
And now Beep is hurt
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
Do we really hope he's OK?
Let me have a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it fast I'm in a God damned hurry!
by LSBUser on Aug 1, 2008 9:54 PM CDT reply actions
yes
we need him to be a type B free agent
by hungrysasquatch on Aug 1, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Vazquez
Has he caught a disease that impedes fielding or something? He’s looked solid all year, up until this past week…
Vazquez...
what a douche tumble that was.
Can I boo him, or will he chide me after the game today?
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
he's our closer
our supposed best reliever. 9th inning. save situation or not, you put the best reliever in?
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
God hates him too
Let me have a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it fast I'm in a God damned hurry!
by LSBUser on Aug 1, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm not even mad
I totally expected that
its a freakin lefty CJ.
give me a break.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
And here comes Mench
Greeeeat
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
Something I wrote two days ago
“An idle observation: Even if the Rangers don’t make a change and ride out the final two months of the season with [C.J.] Wilson as their closer, is it really going to change anything?
Put a different way, can C.J. possibly pitch well over these final two months to remotely stake a claim to the role going into 2009?”
now we'll be 6 games out and i guess playoff talk is truly dead now.
maybe next year LMAO not.
How's Dshep's ass taste?
If I weren't at work, I'd be joining Ms. Dana Jacobson right now.
I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.
i officially wouldnt mind eddie as closer now.
cj can compete for the role tihs year, but this has gone on long enough.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
compete for the role next year*
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
Have faith, guys.
CJ is a good pitcher in close games.
I’m sure he’s going to will the team to a win in the 9th.
at least it's not a blown save
for those that defend him, they still have that
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
He is just looking for the win
That is all
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
It's not a save situation!
By some twisted baseball fan logic that is predicated on a useless, arbitrary stat, that means it’s okay that he hasn’t been very good!
Three RP come in and hold the Jays
Then in comes CJ and guess what.
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
there is no word in spanish to tell C.J ..HE SUCKS…....
by COLOMBIANRANGER on Aug 1, 2008 10:01 PM CDT reply actions
seriously? wtf
is this still part of “developing a closer?”
How the hell can we expect to compete with this #uck nut as a closer?
In all fairness
This team couldn’t compete with Dennis Eckersley in his prime with the starting rotation they have.
Let me have a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it fast I'm in a God damned hurry!
by LSBUser on Aug 1, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions
murph scared me there
up comes kins/cat/young
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
Alright.
Turtles turtles turtles. LET’S DO THIS!
I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.
Right handed
Do you guys see him throw that ball right handed to the umpire? Maybe he should give that a shot.
Let me have a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it fast I'm in a God damned hurry!
by LSBUser on Aug 1, 2008 10:02 PM CDT reply actions
I've grown tired of CJ
He is a great person but a shitty RP.
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
BBBF
also on your to do list…GET RID OF CJ!!!!!
by hungrysasquatch on Aug 1, 2008 10:02 PM CDT reply actions
That'd be a tough sell for me
I’m still in CJ’s corner
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Aug 1, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Dude you don't want Coco either
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
I hope this isn't the..
dreaded Coco Cordero syndrome.
There is no status, except for me. Because I am who I am.
MILES
falling apart as the closer...
CJ used to be pretty good
There is no status, except for me. Because I am who I am.
MILES
He's not even a good pitcher anymore
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
I refuse to watch him pitch the rest of the year...
when he comes in the game the tv goes off because I am sick of looking at his dumbass.
thats the classic choking maneuver
hes still alive
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
and now it occurs to me
that hammy is out of the game. sigh.
i hope bradley can pinch hit at some point this inning.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
No coffee for CJ
Let me have a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it fast I'm in a God damned hurry!
by LSBUser on Aug 1, 2008 10:04 PM CDT reply actions
Shit!!
if this guy can’t get thru an inning without giving up a run, not only shouldn’t he be our closer, he shouldn’t even be in the majors!!!
YA THINK!!!
There’s a reason almost every pitcher on this team has been in the minors at some point this year! MOST of them really SHOULDN’T be here!
Wilkerson in the game
there’s hope for us
by hungrysasquatch on Aug 1, 2008 10:05 PM CDT reply actions
Salty....
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
The bullpen and the offense
Worked their asses off to keep us in the game and CJ blows it up just like that. Thanks
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
The defense early on
Didn’t really help
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Aug 1, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions
This is great..no starters and no closer…well go to the world series quickly
by COLOMBIANRANGER on Aug 1, 2008 10:06 PM CDT reply actions
bradley better bat for murph, if it gets there.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
if it gets to murph
it’s PROBABLY tied. would wanna keep murph in the field over bradley
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
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w00t.
Salty had no desire to swing.
RALLY RALLY RALLY RALLY RALLY
I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.
Please, no GIDP
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
After this game
can we please shut up about the playoffs?
by aggierangerfan00 on Aug 1, 2008 10:08 PM CDT reply actions
Why?
Maybe he can clean the bathrooms instead of pitching
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
Gotta be better at that
Than closing
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
Boggs
Be a hero
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
FOTF!!!
Salty must really be slow, but let’s freakin’ go!
/unintentional rhyme.
I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.
This is what pisses me off the most
We win this game, and CJ’s off the hook. I’ll bet the media won’t even give Wash a hard time about CJ sucking again.
what if boggs
played like he did his first couple games starting right now?
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
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For real
if we haven’t identified someone to replace CJ by now, they need to find one right quick and in a hurry!
Fuentes was on the market
If JD “likes our guys” he better like the guy who’s going to replace this jackass!! I’m serious!! How can you expect to compete when you give up runs every 9th inning?
My stomach hurts
for Murphy
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
That was really, really, really close to getting out of here.
I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.
oh
I thought that was gone. I love Boggs though.
"You can't reason with your heart; it has its own laws, and thumps about things which the intellect scorns." - from A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court, by Mark Twain
I feel a double bitch slap coming...
There is no status, except for me. Because I am who I am.
MILES
screw bradley
we need you.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
That should have been
the game winning run right there.
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
Let's go Murphinator!
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
holding my breath
till he hits or walks or gets out starting…now.
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
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that was only 12 seconds
ball game. murphy rules!!!!
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
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HOLY SHIT!!!
I can’t believe that just happened!!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
It's so magical
Let me have a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it fast I'm in a God damned hurry!
by LSBUser on Aug 1, 2008 10:14 PM CDT reply actions
does murphy get the win?
no. CJ gets it. go figure
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
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THATS MY BOYYYY!!
HAHA THE MURPH IS A BEAST!!!!!
There is no status, except for me. Because I am who I am.
MILES
Holy crap.
This team is going to give me a friggin’ heart attack.
And CJ is not so good.
that's hysterical..
where do you find all this good stuff GT?
There is no status, except for me. Because I am who I am.
MILES
"no lead is safe with this team"
HAHA, Knoxie, it’s true but not quite in the way YOU mean it!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
not bad for a 4th outfielder heh haha
There is no status, except for me. Because I am who I am.
MILES
Does anybody
think Murphy may be actually be clutch?
"You can't reason with your heart; it has its own laws, and thumps about things which the intellect scorns." - from A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court, by Mark Twain
No such thing as clutch.
But that was a nice hit.
I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.
i dunno
"You can't reason with your heart; it has its own laws, and thumps about things which the intellect scorns." - from A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court, by Mark Twain
save strategy works again
cj + bs + offense = win
was not a blown save
unless bs= bullshit
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
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go team
IP H R ER BB K HR Season ERA
T. Hunter 5.0 8 6 6 2 4 2 10.80
J. Rupe 1.0 2 0 0 0 0 0 4.03
F. Francisco 1.0 0 0 0 0 1 0 3.22
E. Guardado 1.0 1 0 0 0 0 0 3.24
C.J. Wilson (W) 1.0 2 2 2 0 0 0 5.28
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
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well aside from the one start rookie, only one of those numbers sucks.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
Umm...
Who were the hotties sitting in front of Nolan?
Let me have a diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it fast I'm in a God damned hurry!
by LSBUser on Aug 1, 2008 10:17 PM CDT reply actions
DONT EVER EVER ..
DOUBT THE MURPH!!!!
F U MURPH HATERS :)
There is no status, except for me. Because I am who I am.
MILES
This team is gonna kill me someday
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
You want CJ to kill me?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Chris Davis reminds me that I'm a woman as well as a baseball fan."
by The Best Micah on Aug 1, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
just look back at my comments. i went from mad to sad to happy to mad to happy
How's Dshep's ass taste?
No more C.J. please…My heart can not take it
by COLOMBIANRANGER on Aug 1, 2008 10:18 PM CDT reply actions
Maybe CJ
is a rally starter. In a weird way. Rally CJ?
by aggierangerfan00 on Aug 1, 2008 10:19 PM CDT reply actions
i'm out
glad the team won.
wished tommy would have pitched better, but not gonna say it was a bad first start. 4 K’s in 5 innings is nice.
hope vazquez is okay.
our outfield has more of a chance of throwing a runner out than salty does.
murphy did nicely today. wish he’d hit like this more often.
cj is just craptacular. but he got the win (sigh)
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
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Can we go to a closer by comittee
where our outfielders take turns pitching the ninth? I would like our chances better
by hungrysasquatch on Aug 1, 2008 10:20 PM CDT reply actions
Stupid CJ
and his undeserving win. Heck! Tommy Hunter pitched better than him. I guess we’ll have to put up with the straight edge closer at least til the end of the year.
If only Benoit hadn’t started sucking (at least he’s not hurting us with sucky performances)...
Send CJ back down to develop as a starter
or a better RP at the very least!!! Gawd, i hate that guy right now!!!
I told you CJ was good in close games.
I told you he was willing the team to victory in the 9th.
He got the win, and wins and losses are how you measure a pitcher.
I'm not gonna get in on the CJ conversation
but I do have a new sig :)
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
No she already gave me the job Jon
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
No, you get Knoxie's job
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 1, 2008 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh that's right
Thanks boss. ;)
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
I'll have to think about that
I really like Josh.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 1, 2008 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions
for real...
I’m tired of listening to him. Please give me a baseball guy who doesn’t say such cheesy crap.
But I will let you and AJM
go on the air and have a head-to-head argument about Salty/Laird
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 1, 2008 10:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Done
I’ll even get you each an “I heart (insert appropriate catcher name here)” shirt
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 1, 2008 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions
hahahaha
well done Baseball Boyfriend!!
There is no status, except for me. Because I am who I am.
MILES
You submitting yours?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 1, 2008 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh, and the owner's box
would become the LSB box. Each game, I’ll choose those who get to sit there. Bribes happily accepted :)
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 1, 2008 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions
Did anyone else see C. J.'s failed-smile as he ran out to join the celebration?
He can’t be very happy. I know we’re not.
II Cor. 4:17-18
How about Hunter?
does everyone agree with TAG about his stuff tonight?
Personally, I liked what i saw from him. Some of the situations he got in were due from his lack of experience. I think he’s gonna be a nice #3 or #4 guy.
I think he can be a solid #2
His FB is clocked pretty high and his breaking stuff is really sick if he can ever control it. If he keeps his control and doesn’t walk many batters, I can see him as a 2.
That sign back there is killing me
BAZOOKA DAVIS
WE CHEW SUGAR-FREE
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Ha ha
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 1, 2008 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions
also, there's a post game thread up on the main page
in case you missed it like I did
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
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