8/12/08 game day thread 2
Maybe this is bizarro night and thread 2 will be lucky.
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The last four games
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions
I kind of like it
Much better than hearing what Josh and Tom had for lunch that day.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Since Rhadigan decided to join along this trip....
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we sure are built around pitching and defense
might as well trade all of our good hitters for pitchers because we’ll never have anyone from our system pitch ONE good game let alone have a good season.
Chris Davis, Elvus Andrus for Kershaw
Milton Bradley for Kelvim Escobar
Josh Hamilton and Kinsler for James Shields
Beltre for Sherzer
Ramon Vazquez for half of a bag of shit
Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future
Fail
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions
LSJ actually doesn't belong on the list
He is negative a lot, but he’s also been known to praise a player or two.
Can’t say the same for Steal Home.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions
I believe you did mention Feldman when you said...
might as well trade all of our good hitters for pitchers because we’ll never have anyone from our system pitch ONE good game let alone have a good season.
I believe Feldman came from the Rangers system.
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Crap...
reply is working awkwardly tonight…
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Neither are you
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions
In the majors?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Hmm
Riiiiiiiight
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Still here
And apology accepted. Hope we’re good.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
Steal Home...
is in his own category all together. He’s in a category with miles
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You really want our offense
to be anchored by MY, Byrd, Catalanotto, Boggs and Laird?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions
is we have Shields, Kershaw, Escobar, Sherzer, an Padilla
yes, we’ll always have pretty good hitting
Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future
Has it really not sunk in
for you that Kershaw isn’t getting dealt, much less for position players?
Offense doesn't doubt me, but my first and primemost thing is defense and punt return and kickoff return
by Brett Perryman on Aug 12, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Assuming that I'm actually suppposed to
take any of this seriously…
This is Underpants Gnomes logic. Every team but the Rangers understands your tenet of how much more valuable pitching is than hitting. Yet those same teams are going to trade their best pitchers for the Rangers’ hitters.
Offense doesn't doubt me, but my first and primemost thing is defense and punt return and kickoff return
by Brett Perryman on Aug 12, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions
at least 2 of those deals could be made but not the vazquez one
Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future
None of them
make a bit of sense for the other team. Most of those teams don’t even need players at those positions.
Offense doesn't doubt me, but my first and primemost thing is defense and punt return and kickoff return
by Brett Perryman on Aug 12, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Sigh...
You know what? You’ve been the problem here tonight man. Can’t you just leave well enough alone and stop bashing people?
by JimBonnick84 on Aug 12, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Yes, I was wondering when you'd show up with your negativity...
Feldman has had an awful season, let’s write him off, even though this year he’s thrown twice as many innings as he’s ever thrown in a season before professionally.
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But you did say a pitcher from our system
And I believe Feldman is included in that
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions
He's also in his first year as a starter
And has pitched twice as many innings as he ever has in his career.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Randy Johnson sure sucked didn't he...
4.80 ERA in his first full seaosn as a starter.
Not that I think Feldman will pitch as well as the Big Unit, but Feldman has done quite well considering he’s never started a game professionally before this year, and has nearly doubled his highest innings count professionally.
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Good example
I definitely don’t see Feldman as a front line starter, but I think he’s a certifiable 4 or 5 next year.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions
are you seriously comparing SCOTT FELDMAN to RANDY JOHNSON?
you could probably find lots of pitchers who have had 4.80 era in their first year
Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future
Did you ready anything past the first line of my post?
Maybe your reading comprehension skills could use some work too.
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you
Randy Johnson sure sucked didn’t he…
4.80 ERA in his first full season as a starterim pretty sure that is comparing, i think your writing skills could use some work too
Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future
Did you read anything after that?
I think he clarified that he didn’t see Feldman as identical to Johnson. He was just using him as an example of another high-ERA first-year starter.
He and I should both just stop feeding the trolls though.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Read the sentence after that...
Not that I think Feldman will pitch as well as the Big Unit,
yes, your reading comprehension needs work.
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Randy Johnson had the same era as Scott his first year
But they are not alike in anyway and im not comparing them at all. im just using a random stat that is completely irrevalant.
see i can do it too
Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future
So does Kins
I think it’s the camera work
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Half an inning...
til an invasion of the Nationals gameday thread…
I’ve had it open for a little while, it’s so boring.
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We're really gonna do that?
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
Might as well..
could kill some time during commercials.
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Hmn, question then
Do we have to post Rangers pictures?
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
Well...
no pictures like the one that Seattle poster posted on our gameday thread earlier this year.
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Well yeah, no kidding
That goes without question.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
I would also suggest a few warm wishes for the Nationals
Nats are trying to tie teh game at 3 right now off Santana…
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Give 'em some rally turtles?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2008 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah
Well, if we’re gonna post our rally pics, we’re kind of helping them out, aren’t we?
Besides, I have a soft spot for the Nats. And the Pirates too.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
Came out of the 10 run inning...
I proposed an idea of posting our rally pictures and player pictures in some gameday thread of a NL team that gets barely 100 posts in their gameday thread every game. Might wake them up a bit.
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Last time I checked...
Even Boston’s site didn’t have that much traffic. Seems like the AL West are the busy baseball blogs.
Yup...
i picked NL because most of us would least likely have a reason to post something or reference one of those blogs anytime in the near future, especially the nationals.
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if it weren't for the first inning
this actually wouldn’t be a bad game.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Can we take a mulligan on that first inning?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions
HICKS
better pony up some money next year for pitching we need an ACE
Whoa
Just got home from work, wow. Stick a fork in them wild card hopes.
Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted.
Sweet
At least Kinsler is waking up lately.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
http://web.minorleaguebaseball.com/milb/gameday/y2007/gd.html?2008_08_12_orhaaa_nasaaa_1
mccarhty
Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future
MY gave him a motivational speech before the game
And showed him his broken finger
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Then he punched a picture of Ponson?
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Woooo Cat!!
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
Get some Depends
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions
I will be pissed if this is reversed
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If it was the Yankees
It would be reversed
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Shut up Coco
You dropped it
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
they better not overrule that.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
ahahaha lookit his face
Dude, i caught it, for reals!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Hahaha
Coco Crisp eaten up by Gerald.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
Coco Crisp
Goes well with ice cream
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions
I have my post all ready for the Nationals thread...
Gerald Laird ice cream scoop, Kinsler dog, and a rally turtle for them.
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Middle of 5th inning
So when we make 2 more outs
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I don't think you need to post it though
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Good
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
and then burn the tape please..
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
No quality start for Zink
After he’s spotted a huge lead
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
ill take it.
come on vazquez, no double play.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
He better hit a homer
to make up for his errors
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Please don't screw up Ramon

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Davis with 3 ribbies tonight
You can’t hold a good man down!
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
Maybe not
But I’d like to ;)
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
ahahaha +1
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
LOL
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
Thanks for setting that up for me, Jon
And giving me a mental image I can’t (and don’t really want to) erase
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2008 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
They saw your post about the wild card hopes and a fork
Ha ha
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2008 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Well not a total screw up...
at least it wasn’t a double play
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every ranger with a hit
only 7 socks have them
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
WOOOOO KINS!!!!!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
HELL YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
Make that 2 HRs in 40 innings
given up by Aardsma!!!!!
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
WOW
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
Red Sox fans
pretty quiet now
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
Red Sox guys can't believe it
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
didn't ian start the inning with a double?
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
Yes
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
He pulled a mini-Ortiz.
with two XBH in one inning. Very nice.
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 12, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Please God
Send the Rangers a starting pitcher or two in the offseason.
p.s. Good Starters
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
I asked Santa for that last Christmas
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
I know
But I wish I could go back to those days
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2008 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Amazing.
Just don’t let them blow it back open the next half inning.
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
Yup, I can't wait for the reply
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Yes, he really did
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
Their owner seemed to like it
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I went and gave 'em Ric Flair
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
The owner over there
LOVES you guys
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
We're some of the first people to post on there all year I think :)
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Wow
I’ve played softball games while holding a beer in one hand that weren’t this ridiculous.
Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted.
Fan kills Papi's HR. HA HA
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
LOL
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Probably
escorting them out for their own safety
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
they need to get rupe out of there. its either bouncing to the plate
or right down the middle
How's Dshep's ass taste?
in all likelihood ortiz will score and it wont matter
now stop sucking rupe.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
absolutely pathetic rupe.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
so much for that
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Welp.....
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
This is a disgrace
this should show Hicks to money-whip CC and Sheets.
Can we just put the ball on a tee?
Seems like we’d be better off than leaving Rupe in the game.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 12, 2008 8:13 PM CDT reply actions
Dammmit
Effing Youkilis.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
our guys fight back in it and wash leaves rupe in there obviously he has shit for pitches right now
How's Dshep's ass taste?
So you'd rather take him out
And trash the rest of the bullpen for the series for a game in which we trail?
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
That makes no sense
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
if you're down by 10 in the first. and come back to make it 12-10. you should put the best pitcher out there
How's Dshep's ass taste?
He did
Rupe has been pretty decent out of the ‘pen this season. Who would you have rather pulled out?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Question.
Would you rather lose this game 100-0 and win the next two, or would you rather win this game by cashing your bullpen?
"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
To be honest i would rather win this game. if we win 2 it won't matter.
the only way we stay in the race is if we sweep.
How's Dshep's ass taste?
You are aware that Mendoza goes tomorrow right?
Don’t you think we need some bullpen for that?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions
keeping it close uses their better pitches too.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
yep, both of ortiz's homers were not homers, one foul and the other a double
Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future
No...they were both homers
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Um...I am watching the game
They WERE both homers.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
As slow as this game is...
I think there is time to get Feliz flown up there to put an end to this mess…
II Cor. 4:17-18
What does it matter to you...
you’ve already said that this system can’t develop a pitcher that can throw 1 good game much less a season. You’ve already written off Feliz.
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Looks like my joke of...
winning 16-14 tomorrow might be closer to today’s score one way or the other
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I dont' know...
what’s the odds of Steal Home making another stupid comment, it’s probably pretty close to those odds
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Rupe should be so good
He is frustrating. He’s flashed really nasty stuff tonight, yet look at his line.
Offense doesn't doubt me, but my first and primemost thing is defense and punt return and kickoff return
Yep
I still think he’s got a future in the bullpen though.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
Rally Turtle worked for Washington...
they’ve tied the game.
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From the short invasion of the Nationals gameday thread I did...
gave them a rally turtle and they promptly score their next half inning
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Unless that turtle
has a great sinker he’s not much help here.
Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted.
Cool
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
RALLY TIME!!!
again….
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 12, 2008 8:23 PM CDT reply actions
Woohoo...
Now common Byrd!
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More SPARKLE MOTION time...
it’s already worked twice tonight…

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seeing milton run
i somewhat retract some of my anger of the past week.
heal faster though, please?
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
Worst movie
ever. Actually, of course, in a tie with about 1000 other movies.
Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted.
+1
But a good rally image.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
If This Stays Close
This could end up the most I’ve ever enjoyed a Rangers loss.
Could be because I was playing Smash Bros, so I missed the Feldman implosion.
marlon byrd is ridiculous right now. crazy.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
Wow
Our offense can’t keep bailing out our pitching staff forever, though
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Damn
The Byrd of 2007 has returned!!!
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
I'm afraid to close this thread
Offense doesn't doubt me, but my first and primemost thing is defense and punt return and kickoff return
No doubt
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Wait until this inning is over Z
We got our mojo back right now.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
Hair trigger
Only 250 posts so far, and they’re outscoring Boston like 11 to 4 or something in this thread, let it run!
Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted.
I wasn't going to soon
I mean period, before the game is over.
Offense doesn't doubt me, but my first and primemost thing is defense and punt return and kickoff return
by Brett Perryman on Aug 12, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions
15 hits for byrd
in his last 5 games.
20 in the last 7
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
WOOOOOOWWW
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
WOOHOO CAT!
2 down, go ahead run at the plate
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Milton definitely sucking it up
Good for him. But hope he heals soon.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
YEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 12, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions
nice toughing it out bradley
i take back the other half my complaints about you. good job.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
i cannot BELIEVE this game
even if we lose, just…. wow.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
The Cat has CLAWS, baby.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
One more, c'mon
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
Yeah, I mean...
I won’t complain if that’s all we get for this inning. But I’d sure like at least one more.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
you definitely use everything you can to win this gme.
ignore everything else. WIN THIS GAME.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
Holy crap!!! This is unbelievable...
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 12, 2008 8:33 PM CDT reply actions
holy crap!!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
I can't believe this
I can’t wait to see what BBTN people have to say tonight
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
omg. words..none
Really all America want is cold beer, warm p***y, and some place to take a s**t with a door on it. - Mr. Ford
and now scooter doesn't get a loss!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Go ahead and boo, Red Sox
Cry into your pennants
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
YEAHHHHH
Tied at FOURTEEN??? Who’s got the shitty pitching staf now Boston?
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
OMFG....lol
"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008
The last time I can remember anything like this...
was when the Yankee’s came back from a bunch down to beat the Rangers a few years back.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 12, 2008 8:35 PM CDT reply actions
Ouch
I remember that one. I was there.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
How many Boston fans are screaming?
GET THAT BUM OUT OF THERE! WOW!
Josh Hamilton = Baseball Jesus : Chris Davis = Baseball Jesus' Younger Brother
All you can do is
LYFAO right now.
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
even if the rangers lose
it’s a good game :)
unless they end up leading by a few and couple errors occur.
no jinx
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
this is INSANE
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
I love seeing the miserable expressions
In the stand
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
I probably looked like that in the 1st inning though
To be fair
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions
Go for it
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions
our bats are amazing.....
our pitching sucks!!! What a great team to watch!! Could we please get a good start tomorrow!!!!
It's Mendoza
But stranger things have happened
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
I don't believe what I just saw!!!
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 12, 2008 8:38 PM CDT reply actions
We have the lead
Excuse me, I need to find my jaw.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
Man, I love this team...
Theses guys never, ever quit. I can’t wait to watch the core group of guys for years to come.
We can only dream of what this year might have been if we had half a big league pitching staff.
Please God
Send some good starting pitchers this offseason…
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
odds on a three up three down in the bottom of the 6th?
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
C'mon Mad Dog
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
No joke
Last year, during the 30-3 outing, my friends in Anaheim were at their game and watching the out of town scoreboard. They kept texting me with things like, “what are your boys doing?“
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Could someone please hit me with an "LOL WUT"?
Because that’s the only thing I’m thinking.
"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
Sure why not
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We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
This is a fricken joke.
Rule #1, Don’t walk the 1st hitter after a big inning!!!
he just.....
might!!!!! keep the faith!!! It is about time for him to steph up and spend the money!! We are a team that can compete if we had 1 or 2 solid starters instead of none!!
Holy shit balls
how the hell did we come back? /me just returned from 1 hr absence.
We started with peck away
And then just decided to blast away in the 5th
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Bwahaha
Love it
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions
He looks like such a dweeb with that beard
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
I thought leprechaun
But dweeb works too
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
If only he were an Oakland Athletic
Now that would be funny.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
He must always play
for a team I dislike.
Red Sox
Yankees
Athletics
Cardinals
Those are all fine
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Mike Rhyner predicted this today
When we were down 10-0 after 1 he said someone would have to make a save today and Corby basically called him an idiot for it.
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
1310 The Ticket host
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
Ha ha ha
Go you
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Me too
Maybe the game really does affect our moods.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Told you...
I’m not in the mood for a knock down drag otu fight anymore like earlier tonight like we had.
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Was that you that said that in the other thread?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Yup...
I had the kiss and make up comment
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Ah yes
And so far it’s come true.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions
nicely done, boys!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Awright
SCORE MORE RUNS!!!
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
I forgot to say
That pitch out - was SWEET.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
Wow
Shut down inning
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
would really like to see them score some insurance runs
8 should be enough (I hope)
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
Eight would be great
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
this team is amazing,
but more importantly my sweep prediction is still alive
Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future
BBTN
is going to be extremely entertaining tonight
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
thanks for the reminder
have to cancel the olympics to record that…
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
Oooh...don't do that
Maybe that’s just me. Iowa’s golden girl should be on about 9:30 CST
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
Even if she is one of those nasty SMU Ponies...
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Gotta love Shawn Johnson

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions
I prefer Nastia Liukin...
at least she’s legal.
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Well, if that's your priority
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
isnt that all guys priority
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
It should be...
it keeps you out of jail.
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Well, that's now how I meant it
I have no interest in sleeping with Shawn Johnson, for the record.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Nah...
Phelps goes for #4 and #5, just set the olympics to record from about 9:15-10:30 since Phelps swims at 9:21 and 10:19
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well surely its the first thing discussed
ill switch it back to the olympics after 10 minutes
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
Coco
Seriously, you are now my favorite player on the Red Sox.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
Coco Crisp
Wonder if we’d be doing this well if Ellsbury weren’t hurt
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
not having the best of games
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Aug 12, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
havnt seen milton swing at that in a while
rusty.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
Probably distracted by pain in his leg
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Coco puffs

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
IT GONNA RAIN!
Thank you Ollie.
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
byrdman is EN FUEGO
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Ha ha
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions
Byrd
Again MLB, when JD offers you a player and says he wants something better than Murton in return, just remember that its worth it.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
MLB office just called
they want blood and urine samples from the rally turtles.
Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted.
Madrigal/FX2/Eddie
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
I'm not closing this thread until
(unless) we start blowing this lead.
Offense doesn't doubt me, but my first and primemost thing is defense and punt return and kickoff return
I’ll trade you 1000 Dwight bucks for another
Offense doesn't doubt me, but my first and primemost thing is defense and punt return and kickoff return
by Brett Perryman on Aug 12, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
My computer groans
But I say hell yes.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
Excellent pick-up
He’s on fire right now
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Marlon Byrd
Please check his water. And give it to the rest of the team.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
LMAO
Mlb.com is so fucked. they have a big picture of David Ortiz and they say this
David Ortiz hit two homers in a 10-run first, but Texas took the lead with small-ball in the sixth.
in small print.
How's Dshep's ass taste?
The Byrd has taken flight!
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
I call him Ellie
But that’s definitely not a nickname
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions
its a decent move given the lefty-lefty and defensive upgrde
i wish boggs was healthy, though, would have been a perfect spot for him.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
i don't get it if you want the defense wait till the innings over
cat was 2-4, ellison is barley a carrer .200 hitter.
Even though it was a lefty...
I wouldn’t be surprised if Cat wasn’t the better chance at a hit there.
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Heck yeah
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions
I bet he has plenty of times...
you think girls would ever dance with him at school dances with a face like that?
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haha ouch
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Look at the fans' faces!!!
Priceless….
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 12, 2008 9:04 PM CDT reply actions
Absolutely priceless
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
WOW
I turned the game on during dinner. 10-0 Sox after 1. Wife goes to a Drunko party. I feed the kids. I bathe the kids. I put my girl to bed. I play wii with my son. I put my son to bed. I turn the TV on….its 13-14 Rangers down. Next thing I know its 15-14 Rangers. Now its 16-14. WOW.
Please give us some pitching. We are a dynasty missing pitching.
"That one is headed for the moon!" - All Star Derby
Ugh I wanted davis to hit not vazquez. that sucks.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
Okay Vazquez
Time to redeem.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
Vasquez = base clearing double
I’m calling it now
"That one is headed for the moon!" - All Star Derby
technically...he did clear the bases...
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 12, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
+Vazquez's K total this year
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Cat
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
cat
probably as much defense as the right lefty matchup
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Aug 12, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
If Vazquez homers here
I will forgive him his errors.
But only if he refrains from saying “BEEP this.”
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
Oh well
A girl can dream, right?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions
oops
wrong call
"That one is headed for the moon!" - All Star Derby
i bailed when it was 10-0
i feel like an idiot. how could I not have just assumed this would happen.
hey fellas nice comeback........finsh off the dead sux.....
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by norcaliangelsfan on Aug 12, 2008 9:07 PM CDT reply actions
There's nothing like wearing down the opponents bullpen
in the first game of a series. Hopefully, Lester gets in trouble tomorrow which forces Dice-K to go deep into the game.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
And hopefully...
Mendoza has a semblance of control of his breaking balls tomorrow.
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why pull CAT in favor of Ellison?
Seriously….Cat is on fire and gives quality at bats. RW….think!
"That one is headed for the moon!" - All Star Derby
i'm guessing that the socks
traded for the wrong byrd
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NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
C'mon Wright
Be electric
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
Who Else Seen the Leprechaun?
Say “Yaaaaaaa!!!!”
BBIMBF 1st inning reference: Pedroia looks like a leprechaun
Young
seriously, how is it a guy can always almost get to the ball
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
Just bend over Young, geez
Offense doesn't doubt me, but my first and primemost thing is defense and punt return and kickoff return
Don't let him get too close to the ground...
he might punch it saying it’s getting in his space and hurt another finger.
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Dammit Young, now is not the time for your 80 million dollar defense
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
Young's defense is inversely related to his salary...
back when he was making minimum salary as a 2B he had a good glove, now it sucks.
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Well
He’s not really a shortstop, so…
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
bring in frankie please ><
I cant watch wright blow this game.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
Come on

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
if wright serves on up to youkilis ill hurt something.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
? Id still be here.
And you know, things like this work better when said to bad posters. Thats why you hear them so often.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
+1
Quickly Z!
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
not until a run scores.
a double play and K could happen
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NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
That was a nasty pitch...
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 12, 2008 9:15 PM CDT reply actions
Tonight is when I'm glad...
that I have a room with 2 TVs in it. Olympics on 1 TV, Rangers on the other
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i don't watch swimming or gymnastics any other time
and i’m not gonnna pretend to like it now. olympics or not.
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NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
Ugh...
our craptacular defense has returned
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What was that???
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 12, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply actions
fuck
Really all America want is cold beer, warm p***y, and some place to take a s**t with a door on it. - Mr. Ford
what the hell.
RAMON SUUUUUUUUUUUUCKS.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
And then thant happened
WRight should have thrown to 2nd
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
That ball was hit way to slow to turn two
get the lead runner.
Yep
That was actually on Wright… it was a poor throw too.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
why did we pull madrigal anyway
hes been great lately and responded well to multiple innings.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
Because it's Wash...
and his bullpen management is awful.
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FYI-Plelps about to race
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
i don't watch gymnastics or swimming any other time
and i’m not gonnna pretend to like it now. olympics or not.
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NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
You've said this once
Some people actually do like these sports.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Phelps
May be the best athlete we will see in our lifetime. No offense to the Rangers but they will probably never have anybody that can top Micheal Phelps
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
wasn't ramons error
it was on Wright poor throw.
¡yo soy Horsedooty!
I soloed in the Mile High Club!
he still should have caught it
the error has to go to the bad throw, but it was clearly catchable.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
It's on Wright
Because he never should have thrown to third in the ifrst place.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
Is anyone willing to tell me
that Vazquez couldn’t catch that throw from Wright?
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
by Ed Coffin on Aug 12, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions
He could have caught it
But it would have taken him off the bag and nobody would have been out
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
he had it in his glove
He could have caught it but at the least saved it from letting that run score.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
this is why i hate football
i miss the first seven innings of this game
touchdown... touchdown... and st.micheals takes the lead.
yep
not and stay on the bag throw was high and to his left just out of reach
¡yo soy Horsedooty!
I soloed in the Mile High Club!
vazquez bobbles it, destroying the double play
BOOOOOO.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
remember when I said I was fine with Vazquez's defense at third next year
ummm…about that
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
ramone
luckily for him hank is a china doll
touchdown... touchdown... and st.micheals takes the lead.
Vazquez cannot do anything right
I feel sorry for him.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
Yay Phelps...
Vazquez watch a learn, that’s called clutch and doing what you’re supposed to do.
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Heck yeah
I love me some Phelps
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by The Best Micah on Aug 12, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Phelps just won another gold....and set another world record
Amazing..
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 12, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions
can he pitch?
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Aug 12, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
Awesome
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
Phelps
Probably the only guy out there that can win a race, set a world record, and be pissed about his performance
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
good deal. let's win this.
Really all America want is cold beer, warm p***y, and some place to take a s**t with a door on it. - Mr. Ford
New thread
http://www.lonestarball.com/2008/8/12/592496/thread-3
Offense doesn't doubt me, but my first and primemost thing is defense and punt return and kickoff return

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