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Preserve the lead thread. Ok boys, score about 6 more runs now.

Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted.

by t ball on Aug 12, 2008 9:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

lets hang on

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 12, 2008 9:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

phelps. maybe the only person

who can challenge chris davis in thugness

touchdown... touchdown... and st.micheals takes the lead.

by kmacsm on Aug 12, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Atleast

The Rangers got out of the inning with the lead.

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 12, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

now if they can only get out of the game with the lead

greatest rally ever

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Aug 12, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

why didnt phelps have the high tech swimsuit on.

something about the stroke?

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 12, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I think so.

I think the high-tech suit is for freestyle/IM…I think…

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 12, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hes just that good

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Aug 12, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Let's go, Rangers.

This would be an epic win.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 12, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

In response to iorange55 re: phelps

He is nice to look at. But believe it or not, I have massive appreciation for his abilities as a swimmer as well.

Chris Davis is the only athlete I’m ga-ga over. And I honestly wish I wasn’t. It’s clearly shadowed my ability to claim I’m a real fan and not a fan girl.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 12, 2008 9:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

It's ok

I feel that way about 90% of female tennis players.

by chief on Aug 12, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Let's go Rangers!

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by rangers85 on Aug 12, 2008 9:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Why is Kins bunting?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 12, 2008 9:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I guess because Kevin Youkilis hates him

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 12, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i dunno but that sure sucked

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Aug 12, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow...how did

Feldman throw 90 pitches and only get 8 outs.

I'd love for part of the "new look" to be a return to the red uniforms of the 1990s. - Ian Kinsler

by ortonius on Aug 12, 2008 9:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Because he also

gave up two three-run homers…in one inning

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 12, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

to the same guy

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Aug 12, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yes, that is a key point as well

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 12, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Phelps = Beasticon

sweet

"That one is headed for the moon!" - All Star Derby

by m_nieft on Aug 12, 2008 9:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice play Youkilis.

what’s it doing in this game?

Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted.

by t ball on Aug 12, 2008 9:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

LOL +1

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Aug 12, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I really hate Youkilis

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 12, 2008 9:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This won't be good for the team ERA...

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 12, 2008 9:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Our's went to hell when our pitchers decided...

the DL was a fun place to be.

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by rangers85 on Aug 12, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the team ERA is trashed anyway

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 12, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It might actually go down

if the game goes into extra innings.

Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted.

by t ball on Aug 12, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And again with the defense

Stop that.

Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted.

by t ball on Aug 12, 2008 9:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Mid-game trade...

Vazquez for…whatever they want to give us?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 12, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wade Boggs.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 12, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I hate Pedrioa too

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 12, 2008 9:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

does phelps swim again tonight?

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 12, 2008 9:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

medal race or qualifier?

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 12, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

medal

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Aug 12, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

cool, thanks.

(and chief/ghost)

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 12, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I want to say it's a medal

But surely they wouldn’t do that two so close together, would they?

by chief on Aug 12, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yep

did it the other day too

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Aug 12, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yup...

this is his first and only time of the olympics to have 2 medal races in the same day

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by rangers85 on Aug 12, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

sure?

It was the day of the 4X100 and the incredible finish. I could have swore he raced earlier in a medal race and then the relay later. I very well could be wrong however

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Aug 12, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

In about 45 minutes...not sure which event.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 12, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

its a relay

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Aug 12, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

4x200m Freestyle

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by rangers85 on Aug 12, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

go team

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Aug 12, 2008 9:30 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Holy crap

I just tuned in…this is the craziest game I’ve ever missed

by hungrysasquatch on Aug 12, 2008 9:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You are correct, sir

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 12, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow

Byrd is now a .300 hitter

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 12, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Insane

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 12, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Seriously

Who called that in May?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 12, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

me

but I sniffed a lot of glue that night

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 12, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maybe not as much as you thought

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 12, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

up from .250 on August 3rd

unreal

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Aug 12, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

My sister

who lives in Boston (we don’t really get along that well) actually just called me to say “what the hell is this?”

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Aug 12, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ha ha ha

Did you ask if she’d like to meet Marlon Byrd?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 12, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

heh

I didn’t, but she will be in town for her birthday the first week of September and we are taking her to the BoSox-Rangers game on the 5th.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Aug 12, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha ha

She may decide she doesn’t want to go after this :)

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 12, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Did you tell her it's just another typical Ranger slugfest?

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 12, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I did actually

She said “you guys score a lot of runs”. I said, “that’s because our pitchers give up a lot of runs.”

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Aug 12, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Cmon.

6 up, 6 down.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 12, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

What's with the pirate hats?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 12, 2008 9:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

AJ Murray told them to

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by rangers85 on Aug 12, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha!

+1

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 12, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I miss AJ

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 12, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gotta give it up for the Neil Diamond

I wish the Rangers had some tradition like that.

by chief on Aug 12, 2008 9:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Cotton Eye Joe?

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by rangers85 on Aug 12, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was thinking the same thing....

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 12, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oh and everyone's favorite DOT RACE!

Thank you Chuck.

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by rangers85 on Aug 12, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Frankie time

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 12, 2008 9:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

throw strikes baby

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Aug 12, 2008 9:36 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I suppose in this game

each out recorded deserves a standing ovation

by hungrysasquatch on Aug 12, 2008 9:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yep.... pretty much.

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 12, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

thank god frankie.

there is no way on earth crisp is mashing your fastball. Had to get one over.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 12, 2008 9:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

when's fencing gonna be on?

or the dead lift?

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Aug 12, 2008 9:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

you don't like watching 9 year old Chinese gymnasts

i mean “16 year old” Chinese gymnasts

If you want some slack, bring your own rope.

by rangerfaninva on Aug 12, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

US women

swept the sabre competition.

But I can tell you’re being facetious

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 12, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

STRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKES.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 12, 2008 9:39 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

wow.

walking ellsbury on 4 pitches to get the middle of the order up as the go ahead man.

great.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 12, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ellsbury

With the bruised tailbone. Make him slide….

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 12, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Here we go again

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 12, 2008 9:40 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

double play... please god

touchdown... touchdown... and st.micheals takes the lead.

by kmacsm on Aug 12, 2008 9:41 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Would that be

Ben & Jerry?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 12, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

YES!

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by rangers85 on Aug 12, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha ha ha

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 12, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is what we need

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 12, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nice

The Texas Rangers rounded the bases at a dizzying pace

by fsujon on Aug 12, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You ready to go swimming at the neighbors?

The Texas Rangers rounded the bases at a dizzying pace

by fsujon on Aug 12, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Thought that one was out of there....too close...

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 12, 2008 9:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Anyone else think that was gone?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 12, 2008 9:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that scared me to death.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 12, 2008 9:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

2 outs

1 to go FX2

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 12, 2008 9:43 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

stop scaring me like that

sox fans.

Really all America want is cold beer, warm p***y, and some place to take a s**t with a door on it. - Mr. Ford

by buckets on Aug 12, 2008 9:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

phwew

touchdown... touchdown... and st.micheals takes the lead.

by kmacsm on Aug 12, 2008 9:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Cmon. Cmon. Cmon.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 12, 2008 9:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

muuuuuuuuust get pedroia

dont let papi bat with men on.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 12, 2008 9:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

+Byrd's batting average

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 12, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heh

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 12, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow...

I thought that was a homer. Instead tie game

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by rangers85 on Aug 12, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I crapped my pants.

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 12, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

i hate that person.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 12, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I will never ever like Pedroia

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 12, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

fuckshitfuckshit

Really all America want is cold beer, warm p***y, and some place to take a s**t with a door on it. - Mr. Ford

by buckets on Aug 12, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

FUCK!!!!!

This game is like getting kicked in the balls over and over again

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 12, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You have got to be kidding me....

(*@#$ Pedroia?

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 12, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Expletive

Pretty clearly the first time he has ever looked at a web site. "And there are readers' comments at the bottom! And advertisements for products! And best of all, I won a free iPod!"
-Ken Tremendous on Mike Downey.

by BudLight on Aug 12, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

you HAVE to walk papi.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 12, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

pedroia is a fargin bastage

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Aug 12, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

My bells

feel like they’re in a sling.

Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted.

by t ball on Aug 12, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

and a fargin icehole

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 12, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

SonavaBITCH

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 12, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Things in my house

are breaking.

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 12, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Why Frankie?

Of all the times to not own the other team, why now?

by hungrysasquatch on Aug 12, 2008 9:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

walk papi

get out of the inning and i can get back to shawn johnson…

who is legal for me btw..

touchdown... touchdown... and st.micheals takes the lead.

by kmacsm on Aug 12, 2008 9:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

anything is legal

if you don’t get caught…

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 12, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Even that underage Chinese girl...

is almost legal in Hawaii.

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by rangers85 on Aug 12, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah but if i got shawn johnson. after a gold medal

id want to get caught. probablly be the coolest thing i ever did

touchdown... touchdown... and st.micheals takes the lead.

by kmacsm on Aug 12, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh my

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Aug 12, 2008 9:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I don't know why

but that’s cracking me up.

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 12, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yep

Offense doesn't doubt me, but my first and primemost thing is defense and punt return and kickoff return

by Brett Perryman on Aug 12, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

DANG....you called it!!!

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by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 12, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

goddamnit

Really all America want is cold beer, warm p***y, and some place to take a s**t with a door on it. - Mr. Ford

by buckets on Aug 12, 2008 9:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

game over.

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 12, 2008 9:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck life

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 12, 2008 9:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck. ballgame.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Aug 12, 2008 9:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 12, 2008 9:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

face_plain

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 12, 2008 9:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Guess something bad happened......

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 12, 2008 9:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ugh

All the turtles have just resigned.

Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted.

by t ball on Aug 12, 2008 9:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ugh.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 12, 2008 9:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah...I was ready to watch it

Until this inning

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 12, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuckin hate that guy and all the bullshit

sox fans

touchdown... touchdown... and st.micheals takes the lead.

by kmacsm on Aug 12, 2008 9:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You have got to be kidding me

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 12, 2008 9:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Worst pitching staff in baseball

Offense can’t compensate for this kind of garbage.

Absolutely unbelievable.

by jamcadbury on Aug 12, 2008 9:49 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Very, very true

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 12, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This game has...

sucked, been great, and now sucked again

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by rangers85 on Aug 12, 2008 9:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 12, 2008 9:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

well, the smugness factor of the Sox fans just jumped a 1000 percent.....

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Aug 12, 2008 9:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Dude.

One game.

He’s been legit this year.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 12, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 12, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

One game is all that matters?

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 12, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not true

He’s been getting out of big situations all year. I can pull up the numbers if you’d like, but this was an exception.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 12, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

1.45 WPA.

Relax.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 12, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If I'm the hitters

I would be beating some pitchers ass tonight!

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 12, 2008 9:50 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I promise you

someone will die tonight

by hungrysasquatch on Aug 12, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

infinity?

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Aug 12, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

goddamnit. i hate goddamn boston.

Really all America want is cold beer, warm p***y, and some place to take a s**t with a door on it. - Mr. Ford

by buckets on Aug 12, 2008 9:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

it's ok

ellisison is up next inning. and some guy named marlon too.

oh and milton

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by gossamer on Aug 12, 2008 9:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You know what

This game just screams blown save by Papelbon

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Aug 12, 2008 9:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ha

I’ve got a bridge for sale…..

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 12, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ANd I've got some oceanfront property...

In Arizona…

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 12, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Honestly...

has there ever been a worse pitching staff?

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by rangers85 on Aug 12, 2008 9:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

and now we are 10 minutes from losing.

my god.

im stunned. frankie failed to a degree I didnt think he could.

disappointing. very very disappointing.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 12, 2008 9:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

On this night

I think anyone we put in there was gonna fail.

Hell, everyone did.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 12, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not Warner

Offense doesn't doubt me, but my first and primemost thing is defense and punt return and kickoff return

by Brett Perryman on Aug 12, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

True

We shoulda left him in for a second inning.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 12, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Jesus Fucking Christ

the mentality of the pitchers on this team is utterly disgusting. Putrid, awful, horrendous. These pitchers are a bunch of scared pussies. It’s embarrassing to watch. These guys are absolutely pathetic. F U pitchers, F fucking U! Good night.

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Aug 12, 2008 9:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Is Boggs in uniform?

If not, do you PH Salty for Ellison?

Offense doesn't doubt me, but my first and primemost thing is defense and punt return and kickoff return

by Brett Perryman on Aug 12, 2008 9:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

On this crazy night?

Yes.

Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted.

by t ball on Aug 12, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

cc sabathia or bust.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 12, 2008 9:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

+1MM

And go after Sheets while we are at it.

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 12, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can someone explain to me why we walk Papi...

To someone who is having a better year?

Just curious

Why so serious?

by Joker'z on Aug 12, 2008 9:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

+1

And a double

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 12, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

almost 3

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Aug 12, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and a history

of game winning homers

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by gossamer on Aug 12, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

righty-righty for one

though I dont know if youk actually has splits.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 12, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's tough

pick your poison with either.

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 12, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

C'mon boys...

let’s fight

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 12, 2008 9:53 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Looks like

the kind of score the Pats and Cowboys will put up in Super Bowl XLIII.

by Rangerchick on Aug 12, 2008 9:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

dallas has to win a playoff game first

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by gossamer on Aug 12, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can any of them pitch?

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 12, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not sure about the Cowboys...

but we’ve eliminated Sean Avery from the Stars.

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by rangers85 on Aug 12, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No kidding...broke the number one rule...don't bounce it!

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by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 12, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No way I can watch BBTN or Sports Center now...

it will just make me sicker to listen to them.

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein

by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 12, 2008 9:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Same here

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 12, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Boston fans

Came back to life. Ugh.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 12, 2008 9:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

not a frekin strike

idiot umpire

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 12, 2008 9:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

So this is what it feels like

for a bull to get castrated…...

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 12, 2008 9:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Rally cat

Has run out of rally.

by chief on Aug 12, 2008 9:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

One more time, SPARKLE MOTION

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by rangers85 on Aug 12, 2008 9:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Thats it.....I'm done.

I am not watching anymore games the rest of the year. I’m done.

I’m so sick of this pitching staff I want to punch a hole through my moniter. I’m tired of spending so much time with this team and being disapointed ALL THE FUCKING TIME!

whenever we get a pitching staff I will be back….which will be never.

by clinton33 on Aug 12, 2008 9:55 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Alright, I'm holding you to that.

See you next year, bandwagoner.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 12, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No doubt

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 12, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Read sig

Why so serious?

by Joker'z on Aug 12, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heh!

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 12, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

If a team scores 16 runs

They should win no questions asked but these are the Rangers though.

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 12, 2008 9:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

you could also say

if a team has a ten run first inning they should win no questions

touchdown... touchdown... and st.micheals takes the lead.

by kmacsm on Aug 12, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 12, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Lucky Marlon

On base again

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 12, 2008 9:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Marlon Byrd, absolutely no beef with you.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 12, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Mr. Byrd

He can do no wrong.

by naropean on Aug 12, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Boggs in

C’mon sparky

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 12, 2008 9:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Will this game

convince Hicks to open the wallet for CC?

by hungrysasquatch on Aug 12, 2008 9:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

It better

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 12, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Even better

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 12, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sucks that we're gonna lose after all this offense

But it’s still been pretty entertaining

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"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Aug 12, 2008 9:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

We should be pretty proud we even made this a ballgame.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 12, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No kidding

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 12, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Too true.

Lots of ups and downs which girls like…

by Rangerchick on Aug 12, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

vs a righty I would have gone with salty

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 12, 2008 9:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

boggs has to swing

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 12, 2008 9:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This ump

is funny.

Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted.

by t ball on Aug 12, 2008 9:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

phew boggs

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 12, 2008 9:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yay Boggs

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by rangers85 on Aug 12, 2008 9:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Boggs!

II Cor. 4:17-18

by TedFord on Aug 12, 2008 9:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

if only frankie had sucked

slightly less.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 12, 2008 10:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

go team go

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by gossamer on Aug 12, 2008 10:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Laird...

I think everyone here would buy you a pint of ice cream for a homer here

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by rangers85 on Aug 12, 2008 10:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm in

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Aug 12, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

a gift card

to baskin robins

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by gossamer on Aug 12, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll buy him a freaking store

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 12, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

BOOOOOOOGGGGGGSSS

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 12, 2008 10:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

was waiting for that....

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 12, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

OMFT

Get one of them out. The hitting one, please.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 12, 2008 10:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

w00t Boggs.

This team is already better without clinton33 or whatever his name was.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 12, 2008 10:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

ohhhhh man

I got the jitters.

by naropean on Aug 12, 2008 10:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck laird

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 12, 2008 10:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

im making the call

lets do it

touchdown... touchdown... and st.micheals takes the lead.

by kmacsm on Aug 12, 2008 10:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

if he grooves a fastball

swing.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 12, 2008 10:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Davis

Please.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 12, 2008 10:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Barajas approved of that Laird at bat

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 12, 2008 10:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

No ice cream for Gerry

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 12, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lets go down sharply

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by gossamer on Aug 12, 2008 10:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

oops

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by gossamer on Aug 12, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

0-2

sigh.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 12, 2008 10:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Make me a believer Crush...

"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005

by Agreen07 on Aug 12, 2008 10:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

good eye

touchdown... touchdown... and st.micheals takes the lead.

by kmacsm on Aug 12, 2008 10:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn Pedroia

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 12, 2008 10:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

fuck you boston

i hate everything about you

touchdown... touchdown... and st.micheals takes the lead.

by kmacsm on Aug 12, 2008 10:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

oh well

terrible game but at least it was interesting

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Aug 12, 2008 10:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

:(

that is all.

Really all America want is cold beer, warm p***y, and some place to take a s**t with a door on it. - Mr. Ford

by buckets on Aug 12, 2008 10:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WE FUCKING SUCK ASS BIG FUCKING

ASS THIS PITCHING STAFF SHOULD NOT GET A FUCKING PAYCHECK

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 12, 2008 10:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

21 games with over 10 runs allowed

and 15 with over 10 earned runs allowed. I believe both are MLB records, and we have 42 games left to play.

by Rangerchick on Aug 12, 2008 10:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow

That’s insane.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 12, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Definitely not watching ESPN tonight

But I’m proud of our offense….

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 12, 2008 10:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Why

do they do this to me? I have been so loyal for so long…...why?

by hungrysasquatch on Aug 12, 2008 10:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You know...

if we were ever to move to being a dominate team, I don’t know if I would recognize this tea or know how to cheer for them. I’ve grown way too used to this style.

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by rangers85 on Aug 12, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

bah

hello and good night.

by RachelB on Aug 12, 2008 10:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Naturally it's that fucking Pedroia

With the last out.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 12, 2008 10:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

is "Pedroia" Italian for asshole? :)

"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008

by Captain Fubar on Aug 12, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

how the hell do you give up 19 runs

they should be absolutely ashamed of themselves.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 12, 2008 10:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Baltimore just called... they think that was a shitty pitching performance.

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 12, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the baltimore game left pitchers out to dry

the rangers used their “best” ptichers for most of the game trying to win it.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 12, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think it's safe to say

our pitching staff is the worst in baseball. Does anyone agree?

by aggierangerfan00 on Aug 12, 2008 10:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

We probably do.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 12, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

They certainly leave something to be desired

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Aug 12, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha

Understatement of the year. I literally laughed. Why am I laughing? I don’t know. I guess that’s all you can do is laugh.

by aggierangerfan00 on Aug 12, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up