8/12/08 game day thread 3
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Preserve the lead thread. Ok boys, score about 6 more runs now.
Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted.
by t ball on Aug 12, 2008 9:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
lets hang on
How's Dshep's ass taste?
by iorange555 on Aug 12, 2008 9:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
phelps. maybe the only person
who can challenge chris davis in thugness
touchdown... touchdown... and st.micheals takes the lead.
by kmacsm on Aug 12, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Atleast
The Rangers got out of the inning with the lead.
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Aug 12, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
now if they can only get out of the game with the lead
greatest rally ever
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Aug 12, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
why didnt phelps have the high tech swimsuit on.
something about the stroke?
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 12, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think so.
I think the high-tech suit is for freestyle/IM…I think…
"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
by ghtd36 on Aug 12, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hes just that good
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on Aug 12, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's go, Rangers.
This would be an epic win.
"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
by ghtd36 on Aug 12, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
In response to iorange55 re: phelps
He is nice to look at. But believe it or not, I have massive appreciation for his abilities as a swimmer as well.
Chris Davis is the only athlete I’m ga-ga over. And I honestly wish I wasn’t. It’s clearly shadowed my ability to claim I’m a real fan and not a fan girl.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 12, 2008 9:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Let's go Rangers!

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by rangers85 on Aug 12, 2008 9:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Why is Kins bunting?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 12, 2008 9:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I guess because Kevin Youkilis hates him
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 12, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i dunno but that sure sucked
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 12, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow...how did
Feldman throw 90 pitches and only get 8 outs.
I'd love for part of the "new look" to be a return to the red uniforms of the 1990s. - Ian Kinsler
by ortonius on Aug 12, 2008 9:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Because he also
gave up two three-run homers…in one inning
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 12, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
to the same guy
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on Aug 12, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, that is a key point as well
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 12, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Phelps = Beasticon
sweet
"That one is headed for the moon!" - All Star Derby
by m_nieft on Aug 12, 2008 9:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice play Youkilis.
what’s it doing in this game?
Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted.
by t ball on Aug 12, 2008 9:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL +1
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 12, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I really hate Youkilis
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 12, 2008 9:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This won't be good for the team ERA...
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 12, 2008 9:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Our's went to hell when our pitchers decided...
the DL was a fun place to be.
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by rangers85 on Aug 12, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the team ERA is trashed anyway
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 12, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It might actually go down
if the game goes into extra innings.
Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted.
by t ball on Aug 12, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And again with the defense
Stop that.
Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted.
by t ball on Aug 12, 2008 9:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Mid-game trade...
Vazquez for…whatever they want to give us?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 12, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wade Boggs.
"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
by ghtd36 on Aug 12, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate Pedrioa too
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 12, 2008 9:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
does phelps swim again tonight?
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 12, 2008 9:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
medal race or qualifier?
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 12, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
medal
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on Aug 12, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
cool, thanks.
(and chief/ghost)
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 12, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I want to say it's a medal
But surely they wouldn’t do that two so close together, would they?
by chief on Aug 12, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yep
did it the other day too
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on Aug 12, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought his 2nd race the other day
was a qualifier
by chief on Aug 12, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yup...
this is his first and only time of the olympics to have 2 medal races in the same day
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by rangers85 on Aug 12, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sure?
It was the day of the 4X100 and the incredible finish. I could have swore he raced earlier in a medal race and then the relay later. I very well could be wrong however
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on Aug 12, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
In about 45 minutes...not sure which event.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 12, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
its a relay
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on Aug 12, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
4x200m Freestyle
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by rangers85 on Aug 12, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
go team
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Aug 12, 2008 9:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy crap
I just tuned in…this is the craziest game I’ve ever missed
by hungrysasquatch on Aug 12, 2008 9:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You are correct, sir
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 12, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow
Byrd is now a .300 hitter
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 12, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Insane
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 12, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously
Who called that in May?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 12, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
me
but I sniffed a lot of glue that night
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 12, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe not as much as you thought
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 12, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
up from .250 on August 3rd
unreal
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Aug 12, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
My sister
who lives in Boston (we don’t really get along that well) actually just called me to say “what the hell is this?”
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 12, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ha ha ha
Did you ask if she’d like to meet Marlon Byrd?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 12, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
heh
I didn’t, but she will be in town for her birthday the first week of September and we are taking her to the BoSox-Rangers game on the 5th.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 12, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha ha
She may decide she doesn’t want to go after this :)
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 12, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Did you tell her it's just another typical Ranger slugfest?
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 12, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I did actually
She said “you guys score a lot of runs”. I said, “that’s because our pitchers give up a lot of runs.”
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 12, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Cmon.
6 up, 6 down.
"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
by ghtd36 on Aug 12, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What's with the pirate hats?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 12, 2008 9:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
AJ Murray told them to
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by rangers85 on Aug 12, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha!
+1
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 12, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I miss AJ
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 12, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gotta give it up for the Neil Diamond
I wish the Rangers had some tradition like that.
by chief on Aug 12, 2008 9:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Cotton Eye Joe?
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by rangers85 on Aug 12, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was thinking the same thing....
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 12, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh and everyone's favorite DOT RACE!
Thank you Chuck.
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by rangers85 on Aug 12, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Frankie time
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 12, 2008 9:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
throw strikes baby
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Aug 12, 2008 9:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I suppose in this game
each out recorded deserves a standing ovation
by hungrysasquatch on Aug 12, 2008 9:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yep.... pretty much.
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 12, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thank god frankie.
there is no way on earth crisp is mashing your fastball. Had to get one over.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 12, 2008 9:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
when's fencing gonna be on?
or the dead lift?
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Aug 12, 2008 9:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
you don't like watching 9 year old Chinese gymnasts
i mean “16 year old” Chinese gymnasts
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Aug 12, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
US women
swept the sabre competition.
But I can tell you’re being facetious
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 12, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
STRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIKES.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 12, 2008 9:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wow.
walking ellsbury on 4 pitches to get the middle of the order up as the go ahead man.
great.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 12, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ellsbury
With the bruised tailbone. Make him slide….
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 12, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
come on frankie they can't hit you lets go. strikes strikes strikes
How's Dshep's ass taste?
by iorange555 on Aug 12, 2008 9:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Here we go again

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 12, 2008 9:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
double play... please god
touchdown... touchdown... and st.micheals takes the lead.
by kmacsm on Aug 12, 2008 9:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
like i say, it's a lot easier to take a loss if you get beat throwing strikes
but dont walk people.
by jas003 on Aug 12, 2008 9:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Everybody pray to Gerald Laird's Ice Cream Gods.
"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
by ghtd36 on Aug 12, 2008 9:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Would that be
Ben & Jerry?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 12, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha ha ha
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 12, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is what we need

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 12, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i thought that was gone
How's Dshep's ass taste?
by iorange555 on Aug 12, 2008 9:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You ready to go swimming at the neighbors?
The Texas Rangers rounded the bases at a dizzying pace
by fsujon on Aug 12, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thought that one was out of there....too close...
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 12, 2008 9:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Anyone else think that was gone?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 12, 2008 9:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that scared me to death.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 12, 2008 9:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
2 outs
1 to go FX2
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 12, 2008 9:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That scared the crap outta me
Why so serious?
by Joker'z on Aug 12, 2008 9:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
stop scaring me like that
sox fans.
Really all America want is cold beer, warm p***y, and some place to take a s**t with a door on it. - Mr. Ford
by buckets on Aug 12, 2008 9:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
phwew
touchdown... touchdown... and st.micheals takes the lead.
by kmacsm on Aug 12, 2008 9:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Cmon. Cmon. Cmon.
"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
by ghtd36 on Aug 12, 2008 9:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
muuuuuuuuust get pedroia
dont let papi bat with men on.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 12, 2008 9:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
+Byrd's batting average
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 12, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Heh
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 12, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow...
I thought that was a homer. Instead tie game
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by rangers85 on Aug 12, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I crapped my pants.
How's Dshep's ass taste?
by iorange555 on Aug 12, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i hate that person.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 12, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I will never ever like Pedroia
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 12, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
fuckshitfuckshit
Really all America want is cold beer, warm p***y, and some place to take a s**t with a door on it. - Mr. Ford
by buckets on Aug 12, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FUCK!!!!!
This game is like getting kicked in the balls over and over again
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 12, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You have got to be kidding me....
(*@#$ Pedroia?
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 12, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Expletive
Pretty clearly the first time he has ever looked at a web site. "And there are readers' comments at the bottom! And advertisements for products! And best of all, I won a free iPod!"
-Ken Tremendous on Mike Downey.
by BudLight on Aug 12, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
you HAVE to walk papi.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 12, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
pedroia is a fargin bastage
"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008
by Captain Fubar on Aug 12, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
and a fargin icehole
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 12, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
SonavaBITCH
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 12, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Things in my house
are breaking.
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 12, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Why Frankie?
Of all the times to not own the other team, why now?
by hungrysasquatch on Aug 12, 2008 9:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I would rather FX have busted P with fastballs..no dinky stuff
II Cor. 4:17-18
by TedFord on Aug 12, 2008 9:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
walk papi
get out of the inning and i can get back to shawn johnson…
who is legal for me btw..
touchdown... touchdown... and st.micheals takes the lead.
by kmacsm on Aug 12, 2008 9:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
anything is legal
if you don’t get caught…
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 12, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Even that underage Chinese girl...
is almost legal in Hawaii.
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by rangers85 on Aug 12, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah but if i got shawn johnson. after a gold medal
id want to get caught. probablly be the coolest thing i ever did
touchdown... touchdown... and st.micheals takes the lead.
by kmacsm on Aug 12, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh my

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Aug 12, 2008 9:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't know why
but that’s cracking me up.
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 12, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yep
Offense doesn't doubt me, but my first and primemost thing is defense and punt return and kickoff return
by Brett Perryman on Aug 12, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Suddenly, I feel like Frankie is gonna screw this whole thing up
II Cor. 4:17-18
by TedFord on Aug 12, 2008 9:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
DANG....you called it!!!
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 12, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
goddamnit
Really all America want is cold beer, warm p***y, and some place to take a s**t with a door on it. - Mr. Ford
by buckets on Aug 12, 2008 9:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
fuck life
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 12, 2008 9:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
fuck. ballgame.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 12, 2008 9:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 12, 2008 9:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
face_plain
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 12, 2008 9:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wow frankie what happend
How's Dshep's ass taste?
by iorange555 on Aug 12, 2008 9:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Guess something bad happened......
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 12, 2008 9:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ugh
All the turtles have just resigned.
Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted.
by t ball on Aug 12, 2008 9:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Do we have anyone who can get anyone...anyone I say...out?
II Cor. 4:17-18
by TedFord on Aug 12, 2008 9:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We need to send security to the Rangers clubhouse
Cause’ I feel a riot coming on in the dugout
by Ranger Capt on Aug 12, 2008 9:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah...I was ready to watch it
Until this inning
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 12, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fuckin hate that guy and all the bullshit
sox fans
touchdown... touchdown... and st.micheals takes the lead.
by kmacsm on Aug 12, 2008 9:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You have got to be kidding me
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Aug 12, 2008 9:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Worst pitching staff in baseball
Offense can’t compensate for this kind of garbage.
Absolutely unbelievable.
by jamcadbury on Aug 12, 2008 9:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Very, very true
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Aug 12, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This game has...
sucked, been great, and now sucked again
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by rangers85 on Aug 12, 2008 9:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 12, 2008 9:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
well, the smugness factor of the Sox fans just jumped a 1000 percent.....
"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008
by Captain Fubar on Aug 12, 2008 9:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
For all the people who think Frankie deserves to be the closer....
SHUT UP!!!!
by Ranger Capt on Aug 12, 2008 9:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dude.
One game.
He’s been legit this year.
"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
by ghtd36 on Aug 12, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 12, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good #'s, but he = 's FAIL when it matters.
by Ranger Capt on Aug 12, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
One game is all that matters?
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 12, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not true
He’s been getting out of big situations all year. I can pull up the numbers if you’d like, but this was an exception.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 12, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If I'm the hitters
I would be beating some pitchers ass tonight!
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Aug 12, 2008 9:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I promise you
someone will die tonight
by hungrysasquatch on Aug 12, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We had a bad ERA before this game...uh, how bad is it now?
II Cor. 4:17-18
by TedFord on Aug 12, 2008 9:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
infinity?
"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008
by Captain Fubar on Aug 12, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
goddamnit. i hate goddamn boston.
Really all America want is cold beer, warm p***y, and some place to take a s**t with a door on it. - Mr. Ford
by buckets on Aug 12, 2008 9:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
it's ok
ellisison is up next inning. and some guy named marlon too.
oh and milton
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
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by gossamer on Aug 12, 2008 9:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You know what
This game just screams blown save by Papelbon
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on Aug 12, 2008 9:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ha
I’ve got a bridge for sale…..
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 12, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ANd I've got some oceanfront property...
In Arizona…
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 12, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Honestly...
has there ever been a worse pitching staff?
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by rangers85 on Aug 12, 2008 9:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Even compared to previous Ranger staffs, this one sets the suck standard
II Cor. 4:17-18
by TedFord on Aug 12, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and now we are 10 minutes from losing.
my god.
im stunned. frankie failed to a degree I didnt think he could.
disappointing. very very disappointing.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 12, 2008 9:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
if I was the pitcher i would not step in the clubhouse or even go to the hotel. they deserve to sleep on the street
How's Dshep's ass taste?
by iorange555 on Aug 12, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
On this night
I think anyone we put in there was gonna fail.
Hell, everyone did.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 12, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not Warner
Offense doesn't doubt me, but my first and primemost thing is defense and punt return and kickoff return
by Brett Perryman on Aug 12, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
True
We shoulda left him in for a second inning.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 12, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jesus Fucking Christ
the mentality of the pitchers on this team is utterly disgusting. Putrid, awful, horrendous. These pitchers are a bunch of scared pussies. It’s embarrassing to watch. These guys are absolutely pathetic. F U pitchers, F fucking U! Good night.
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
by Agreen07 on Aug 12, 2008 9:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Is Boggs in uniform?
If not, do you PH Salty for Ellison?
Offense doesn't doubt me, but my first and primemost thing is defense and punt return and kickoff return
by Brett Perryman on Aug 12, 2008 9:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
On this crazy night?
Yes.
Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted.
by t ball on Aug 12, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
cc sabathia or bust.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 12, 2008 9:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Can someone explain to me why we walk Papi...
To someone who is having a better year?
Just curious
Why so serious?
by Joker'z on Aug 12, 2008 9:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
+1
And a double
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 12, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and a history
of game winning homers
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Aug 12, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
our manager is a "baseball man"
by hungrysasquatch on Aug 12, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
don't blame this on the manager
Frankie Frank blew that
by texnykazrus on Aug 12, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future
by Steal Home on Aug 13, 2008 1:03 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
righty-righty for one
though I dont know if youk actually has splits.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 12, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's tough
pick your poison with either.
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 12, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
C'mon boys...
let’s fight
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 12, 2008 9:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Looks like
the kind of score the Pats and Cowboys will put up in Super Bowl XLIII.
by Rangerchick on Aug 12, 2008 9:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
dallas has to win a playoff game first
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
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by gossamer on Aug 12, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can any of them pitch?
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 12, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not sure about the Cowboys...
but we’ve eliminated Sean Avery from the Stars.
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by rangers85 on Aug 12, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No kidding...broke the number one rule...don't bounce it!
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 12, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No way I can watch BBTN or Sports Center now...
it will just make me sicker to listen to them.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 12, 2008 9:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Same here
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 12, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Boston fans
Came back to life. Ugh.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 12, 2008 9:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
not a frekin strike
idiot umpire
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 12, 2008 9:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
So this is what it feels like
for a bull to get castrated…...
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 12, 2008 9:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That home plate ump just wants to go home
II Cor. 4:17-18
by TedFord on Aug 12, 2008 9:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
One more time, SPARKLE MOTION

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by rangers85 on Aug 12, 2008 9:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thats it.....I'm done.
I am not watching anymore games the rest of the year. I’m done.
I’m so sick of this pitching staff I want to punch a hole through my moniter. I’m tired of spending so much time with this team and being disapointed ALL THE FUCKING TIME!
whenever we get a pitching staff I will be back….which will be never.
by clinton33 on Aug 12, 2008 9:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Alright, I'm holding you to that.
See you next year, bandwagoner.
"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
by ghtd36 on Aug 12, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Heh!
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 12, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If a team scores 16 runs
They should win no questions asked but these are the Rangers though.
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Aug 12, 2008 9:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
you could also say
if a team has a ten run first inning they should win no questions
touchdown... touchdown... and st.micheals takes the lead.
by kmacsm on Aug 12, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 12, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lucky Marlon
On base again
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 12, 2008 9:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Marlon Byrd, absolutely no beef with you.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
by ghtd36 on Aug 12, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Boggs in
C’mon sparky
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 12, 2008 9:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Will this game
convince Hicks to open the wallet for CC?
by hungrysasquatch on Aug 12, 2008 9:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
or maybe sell the team?
II Cor. 4:17-18
by TedFord on Aug 12, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Even better
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Aug 12, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sucks that we're gonna lose after all this offense
But it’s still been pretty entertaining
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 12, 2008 9:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
We should be pretty proud we even made this a ballgame.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 12, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No kidding
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 12, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Too true.
Lots of ups and downs which girls like…
by Rangerchick on Aug 12, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
vs a righty I would have gone with salty
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 12, 2008 9:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
boggs has to swing
How's Dshep's ass taste?
by iorange555 on Aug 12, 2008 9:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Boggs...please swing, sir
II Cor. 4:17-18
by TedFord on Aug 12, 2008 9:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This ump
is funny.
Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted.
by t ball on Aug 12, 2008 9:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yay Boggs

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by rangers85 on Aug 12, 2008 9:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
if only frankie had sucked
slightly less.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 12, 2008 10:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
go team go
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
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by gossamer on Aug 12, 2008 10:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Laird...
I think everyone here would buy you a pint of ice cream for a homer here
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by rangers85 on Aug 12, 2008 10:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm in
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 12, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
a gift card
to baskin robins
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Aug 12, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'll buy him a freaking store
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 12, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
BOOOOOOOGGGGGGSSS
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 12, 2008 10:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
was waiting for that....
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 12, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OMFT
Get one of them out. The hitting one, please.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 12, 2008 10:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
w00t Boggs.
This team is already better without clinton33 or whatever his name was.
"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
by ghtd36 on Aug 12, 2008 10:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
CD will bat in this inning...stand by for news
II Cor. 4:17-18
by TedFord on Aug 12, 2008 10:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
we put up a good effort
How's Dshep's ass taste?
by iorange555 on Aug 12, 2008 10:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
im making the call
lets do it
touchdown... touchdown... and st.micheals takes the lead.
by kmacsm on Aug 12, 2008 10:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
if he grooves a fastball
swing.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 12, 2008 10:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The legend of Chris Davis has a chance to grow exponentially.
"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
by ghtd36 on Aug 12, 2008 10:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Davis
Please.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 12, 2008 10:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Barajas approved of that Laird at bat
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 12, 2008 10:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
No ice cream for Gerry
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 12, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lets go down sharply

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
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by gossamer on Aug 12, 2008 10:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
a davis strikeout coming up
How's Dshep's ass taste?
by iorange555 on Aug 12, 2008 10:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
0-2
sigh.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 12, 2008 10:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Make me a believer Crush...
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
by Agreen07 on Aug 12, 2008 10:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
good eye
touchdown... touchdown... and st.micheals takes the lead.
by kmacsm on Aug 12, 2008 10:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Damn Pedroia
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 12, 2008 10:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
fuck you boston
i hate everything about you
touchdown... touchdown... and st.micheals takes the lead.
by kmacsm on Aug 12, 2008 10:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
oh well
terrible game but at least it was interesting
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 12, 2008 10:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
:(
that is all.
Really all America want is cold beer, warm p***y, and some place to take a s**t with a door on it. - Mr. Ford
by buckets on Aug 12, 2008 10:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WE FUCKING SUCK ASS BIG FUCKING
ASS THIS PITCHING STAFF SHOULD NOT GET A FUCKING PAYCHECK
How's Dshep's ass taste?
by iorange555 on Aug 12, 2008 10:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
21 games with over 10 runs allowed
and 15 with over 10 earned runs allowed. I believe both are MLB records, and we have 42 games left to play.
by Rangerchick on Aug 12, 2008 10:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow
That’s insane.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 12, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, not a problem. We've got Mendoza taking the ball tomorrow night!
II Cor. 4:17-18
by TedFord on Aug 12, 2008 10:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Definitely not watching ESPN tonight
But I’m proud of our offense….
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 12, 2008 10:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Why
do they do this to me? I have been so loyal for so long…...why?
by hungrysasquatch on Aug 12, 2008 10:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You know...
if we were ever to move to being a dominate team, I don’t know if I would recognize this tea or know how to cheer for them. I’ve grown way too used to this style.
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by rangers85 on Aug 12, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Naturally it's that fucking Pedroia
With the last out.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 12, 2008 10:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
is "Pedroia" Italian for asshole? :)
"I should apologize to girls for saying Sexson threw that helmet like a girl. I’m not even sure girls do that." - TAG 05/08/2008
by Captain Fubar on Aug 12, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
how the hell do you give up 19 runs
they should be absolutely ashamed of themselves.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 12, 2008 10:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Baltimore just called... they think that was a shitty pitching performance.
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 12, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the baltimore game left pitchers out to dry
the rangers used their “best” ptichers for most of the game trying to win it.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 12, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey its only the third time this season
or something like that
by baseballislife on Aug 12, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think it's safe to say
our pitching staff is the worst in baseball. Does anyone agree?
by aggierangerfan00 on Aug 12, 2008 10:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
We probably do.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 12, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
They certainly leave something to be desired
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 12, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha
Understatement of the year. I literally laughed. Why am I laughing? I don’t know. I guess that’s all you can do is laugh.

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