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8/18/08 game day thread

Detroit Tigers at Texas Rangers, Aug 18, 2008 7:05 PM CDT



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3 game series vs Tigers @ Rangers Ballpark in Arlington

Detroit Tigers Red-star
@ Texas Rangers Red-star

Monday, Aug 18, 2008, 7:05 PM CDT
Rangers Ballpark in Arlington

Kenny Rogers vs Scott Feldman

Mostly cloudy with a 80-percent chance of rain. Winds blowing from left to right field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game Time temperature: Around 80.

 

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Armando Galarraga vs Vicente Padilla

Mostly cloudy with a 80-percent chance of rain. Winds blowing from left to right field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game Time temperature: Around 80.

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I'm gonna miss Kins in the lineup.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Aug 18, 2008 6:06 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

rangers win

3-2

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Aug 18, 2008 6:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

lineup

B. Boggs lf .239
M. Young ss .289
J. Hamilton cf .304
M. Bradley dh .317
M. Byrd rf .290
G. Laird c .284
C. Davis 1b .259
T. Metcalf 3b .171
R. Vazquez 2b .308

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Aug 18, 2008 6:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Boggsie leading off?

Hmmm…. interesting. .342 OBP, so not a bad idea. I expected Vazquez to lead off.

by Oddibee on Aug 18, 2008 6:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

if galarraga shuts us down tomorrow.

it will be…. sad.
sigh @ losing kinsler.

anyway, if blalock does happen to stay healthy for a month, him at 1b, davis 3b, vazquez 2b… if hammy gets it going and bradley stays in the lineup the lineup should be fine.

that IF defense sounds pretty comical though.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 18, 2008 6:29 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

btw

whats the most recent word on murph?

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 18, 2008 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

we could really use a win tonight

with kinsler going down

Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future

by Steal Home on Aug 18, 2008 6:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Ric Renner

Did he seriously just imply that we aren’t out of the Wild Card?

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Aug 18, 2008 6:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

10 out with 37 to play

and only have to make up 9.5 and 5 games on other teams. Why would anyone think they’re out of it?

All I know is, I sure hope Guardado is mentoring the hell out of their young relievers.

Offense doesn't doubt me, but my first and primemost thing is defense and punt return and kickoff return

by Brett Perryman on Aug 18, 2008 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Frisco playing?

I’m too lazy to try to find out for myself.

Offense doesn't doubt me, but my first and primemost thing is defense and punt return and kickoff return

by Brett Perryman on Aug 18, 2008 6:45 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

According to their website

the game is on. That was as of 6, and the radar looks good.

by tyd3311 on Aug 18, 2008 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

HAHA!!! Zing!!!

Oh damn, that was funny! Got any more of those…Please?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 18, 2008 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sarcasm

Pure & Unadulterated.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 18, 2008 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

game on

yep, Adam, it is.

¡yo soy Horsedooty!

I soloed in the Mile High Club!

by horsedooty on Aug 18, 2008 7:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

So hows the weather look at the ballpark tonight?

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 7:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

WOO!

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 18, 2008 7:27 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

"and a black pall descends"

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 18, 2008 7:28 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You can tell playoff hopes are gone...

sure has gotten quiet in here.

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 7:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah

Gameday threads take a while to get going these days, don’t they?

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's the IKE injury...

“and a black pall descends”

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 18, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nope

I had no idea that was the case either.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I didn't know either.

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 18, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I only knew...

because my roommate told me about a week ago.

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Misty May

She has some junk in the trunk.

See here.

by Adam J. Morris on Aug 18, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not my kinda chick

but funny-as-hell concept for a blog!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 18, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Another good concept for a blog

Hot Chicks with Douche Bag Guys

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Orange dude is awesome.

Tom’s chicks are A+++ hot. Very funny site.

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 18, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love that site!

I try to stay away though, I waste too much time laughing.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 18, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

DAMMIT!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 18, 2008 7:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

darnit

4 1/2 tools

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Aug 18, 2008 7:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

EFFFFF

Okay Walbeck, that was a dumbass send.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 7:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

+1

What a waste a beastly double.

by naropean on Aug 18, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah

Metcalf was up next. Might as well send him.

by Adam J. Morris on Aug 18, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

there were 2 outs with metcalf on deck

and it took 2 very solid throws to beat him by 1/10th a second..

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 18, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

god i wanted that to get out

and now we dont even get a run.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 18, 2008 7:34 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

So here was kinslers final projections

.319/.375/.517 batting line for a .892 ops
133 runs
215 hits
24 homeruns
54 doubles
93 rbi
34 stolen bases
87 KS to 59 BB, very respectable ratio.

If he met those numbers, the doubles would have been a ranger record and the runs would have tied A-Rod.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 18, 2008 7:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, I knew he was on pace for some great #'s

That’s why this really bites.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Now, I

hate you…sigh.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 18, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Also

Girls named Misty are, as a rule, crazy.

Crazy girl names:

Misty
Heather
Brandy
Brittney
Leslie

by Adam J. Morris on Aug 18, 2008 7:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Jessica

Kimberly – not Kim, just the long version.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 18, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+Stephanie

I’ve known some crazy crazy Stephanies…never known a sane one.

by naropean on Aug 18, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hank might disagree

Or he might not. I dunno.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Uhhh

That was strike three.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 7:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

OT: Anyone ever had to defend their castle from an invader?

I’ve got a neighbor who stole my water out of the main earlier this year and is wasted and repeatedly trying to get me to let him in to drink with him. I blew him off, so he’s pissed and has vandalized property in the neighborhood before. The town’s in gridlock right now with the hurricane closing in, so I don’t think the police would make it here on time. Sigh. It’s been nice knowing you, LSBers.

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 18, 2008 7:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

A zip lock bag

and some liquid Tide…at least he won’t have to worry about his car payment.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 18, 2008 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Umm... wow

Time to pull out the 12-gauge?

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sweet DP

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 7:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I think that dude

wants to get intimate with me!

I no likey!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 18, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

amazing that is a worldclass athlete

I'm undefeated in fights. Have I been in any? No. Thats because people know my f'ing status. Don't mess with the elite. - Miles

by Dirk Diggler on Aug 18, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i support this rally picture

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Aug 18, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

lets go young

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Aug 18, 2008 7:52 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

boo

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Aug 18, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

PEDO ALERT!

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

aquitted

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Aug 18, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That sucked

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 7:54 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

what was the question...

was out of room

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Aug 18, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Two batteries have both one GGs in the same season.

I think Kenny and Pudge did it about three times, actually. I don’t know who else.

They showed a picture of Sundberg at the same time, but, unless I’m missing something, no Rangers pitcher won one at the same time.

by philkid3 on Aug 18, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

hmm

did greg maddux’s catcher ever win one?

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
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by gossamer on Aug 18, 2008 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

oh

kaat won the award like 20 times

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Aug 18, 2008 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oops

Because Rick Reuschel and Tony Pena did it. That was going to be my other answer.

by philkid3 on Aug 18, 2008 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh....

I see AJM has finally made his marriage facebook official.

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 7:56 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

So much for the Rally Booty

It goes back on the shelf, right next to the Rally Sanjaya

by Adam J. Morris on Aug 18, 2008 7:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Thank goodness!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 18, 2008 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

-1

booty has been known to get things going

by naropean on Aug 18, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You aren't impressed...

…by Misty May’s awesome booty?

by Adam J. Morris on Aug 18, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eh, it's alright

nice bubble, good curve, nice tone. Just not my style of girl, that’s all.

Check the link I posted last night though…growl!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 18, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

are we still talking about the rally booty?

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 18, 2008 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice recovery Byrdman

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 7:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Wow...

that pass back to Knoxie, epitome of awkward, it’s like Josh and Tom tried to shut him out and not pass back to him.

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 7:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Uh, outside I guess.

lol

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 18, 2008 7:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

This strikezone is getting aggrivating

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Browns looking ugly

to me, abortion is not a religious issue, it's a common sense one...

by Longhorn on Aug 18, 2008 7:59 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Sports Analogy,

from UPS!

That Brown?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 18, 2008 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

more like my skin color

to me, abortion is not a religious issue, it's a common sense one...

by Longhorn on Aug 18, 2008 8:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

giants have 87 total yards

that’s it. Giants will be just like last year during the regular season, very sucky…

to me, abortion is not a religious issue, it's a common sense one...

by Longhorn on Aug 18, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

a year to effing late

Every pitch thrown to Josh Hamilton is recorded as an E1. -- clark

by knockoutking on Aug 18, 2008 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i really like Felix though.

to me, abortion is not a religious issue, it's a common sense one...

by Longhorn on Aug 18, 2008 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yea me too

but i wouldnt mind it haveing been a top 5 pick lol

Every pitch thrown to Josh Hamilton is recorded as an E1. -- clark

by knockoutking on Aug 18, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

From seeing Felix

Has he not been better than what Reggie Bush did in his first few games? I know this is premature, yet his ability to make something of nothing is amazing.

by gamerabcd on Aug 18, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ya lol

Every pitch thrown to Josh Hamilton is recorded as an E1. -- clark

by knockoutking on Aug 18, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well, it's a smooth ride for Scooter so far

Now if we could just find the offense…

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 8:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Trivia Answers

Kenny Rogers and Ivan Rodriguez
Bret Saberhagen and Bob Boone

Not totally positive.

by philkid3 on Aug 18, 2008 8:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah well

his rbi’s seem likely to slow down even more

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Aug 18, 2008 8:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

at least hamilton didnt hurt himself getting out of the box

gosh – can you imagine how horrible this team would look w/o hamilton and kinsler?

Every pitch thrown to Josh Hamilton is recorded as an E1. -- clark

by knockoutking on Aug 18, 2008 8:08 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hey, nice play Granderson!

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 8:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

rogers is

a k machine

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Aug 18, 2008 8:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

OT - Duchsererererererere

left the game with a leg injury tonight…

I'm undefeated in fights. Have I been in any? No. Thats because people know my f'ing status. Don't mess with the elite. - Miles

by Dirk Diggler on Aug 18, 2008 8:11 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

All those letters

on his back…that gets heavy, ya’ know.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 18, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

2 Bases for Laird...2 Ice Cream Cones!


Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 8:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

It's funny every time

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 18, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gerry!

Free ice cream for all!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 18, 2008 8:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yeah yeah

trade ram and salty. keep laird and teabags

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Aug 18, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

predict his .ops for 2009.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 18, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

.702

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Aug 18, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

For New York.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 18, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Naw

Florida.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

laird

for mvp.

looks like he got messy while brushing his teeth before coming into work

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Aug 18, 2008 8:13 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

what he do?

to me, abortion is not a religious issue, it's a common sense one...

by Longhorn on Aug 18, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

it's the dirt

on his jersey from sliding into home.

dirt and chalk

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Aug 18, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gerald Laird

11-17 of Kenny Rogers? Wow…

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 8:14 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

You can't stop him...

You can only hope to contain him.

by Chris Hanes on Aug 18, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ok, Dan.

lol

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 18, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Joaquin Arias

When they showed him in the dugout earlier today, I asked my wife (who had no idea who he was) how old he was. She said, “Old for a baseball player…35?”

by Adam J. Morris on Aug 18, 2008 8:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hooray!


"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 18, 2008 8:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm here

I’m sad about Kinsler. Way sad. He was the only one looking to make it through the season without complaining of an injury. Bummer.

Otherwise…it doesn’t look like I’ve missed a whole lot. I FFed through my DVR a bit.

The real question is — did you guys miss me? Ha ha.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 8:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

x
I’m sad about Kinsler. Way sad.

+1

by Adam J. Morris on Aug 18, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I might need some Ben & Jerry's therapy

If he is indeed out for the season.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Is that the heralded "Laird treatment"?

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 18, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It's the "Lairdkins Diet".

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 18, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ROFL

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha ha, yes I think it is

Perhaps I should ask him for flavor recommendations

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

His favorite flavor

is the 1 gallon variety :D

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Well...I won't be eating a gallon

Not in one sitting anyway.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Of course,

M’Dear!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 18, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Everyone misses you.

It’s the nature of LSB.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 18, 2008 8:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Of course we missed ya

It’s only us stalwarts on the gameday threads these days.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Awww...I feel so loved

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

stalwarts

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stalwart_(politics)

I'm undefeated in fights. Have I been in any? No. Thats because people know my f'ing status. Don't mess with the elite. - Miles

by Dirk Diggler on Aug 18, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I got what he meant

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

True.

There is a good group of gameday thread mainstays.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 18, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Huh?

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's what a stalwart is...

why so confused? The stupid link wouldn’t work…

I'm undefeated in fights. Have I been in any? No. Thats because people know my f'ing status. Don't mess with the elite. - Miles

by Dirk Diggler on Aug 18, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah I know

But

Stalwart is an adjective synonymous with “strong”.

That’s pretty much what I meant. Folks who watch every game they can, no matter what.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha

man I know, I’m just giving you crap….

Why always so defensive?

I'm undefeated in fights. Have I been in any? No. Thats because people know my f'ing status. Don't mess with the elite. - Miles

by Dirk Diggler on Aug 18, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not trying to be defensive

Just clarifying. It’s all good!

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Even through occasional nausea.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 18, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Occasional?

Ha

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

OMG!

CD got on base!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 18, 2008 8:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

vazquez

has been playing great 3b all year

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Aug 18, 2008 8:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Lewin sure is counting on Blalock back...

meanwhile I put the odds at about 35% for another set back in the next week.

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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 8:17 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

+1

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he'll be back

for the rest of the year

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Aug 18, 2008 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

The Rangers top 10 prospects from 12/04

Per BA:

1. Thomas Diamond, rhp
2. John Danks, lhp
3. Joaquin Arias, ss
4. Ian Kinsler, ss
5. Chris Young, rhp
6. John Hudgins, rhp
7. Juan Dominguez, rhp
8. Adrian Gonzalez, 1b
9. Josh Rupe, rhp
10. Vincent Sinisi, of

There are as many of those guys currently in the Padre system as in the Ranger system.

by Adam J. Morris on Aug 18, 2008 8:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Whatever happened to John Hudgins?

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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

got abused at Stanford

to me, abortion is not a religious issue, it's a common sense one...

by Longhorn on Aug 18, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He pitched a couple of innings in July

For the Padres’ rookie league team…looks like he was then shut down…

by Adam J. Morris on Aug 18, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Pinto

rush hour…it was ugly.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 18, 2008 8:20 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Whatevah!

DMN blog poster, you…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 18, 2008 8:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dodgers get Maddux

to me, abortion is not a religious issue, it's a common sense one...

by Longhorn on Aug 18, 2008 8:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

they build their team with july/august deals

Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future

by Steal Home on Aug 18, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Maddux to Dodgers

Ha ha.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 8:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

And a link

for proof

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dutch and Beavan so far

Beavan: 5 IP, 3 H, 1 ER, 5 SO, 1 HR
Dutch: same as beavan only 6 SO and no HR

Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future

by Steal Home on Aug 18, 2008 8:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

MAGNIFICO!!!!

Amazing what these guys are doing.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I really wish I could get someone to go to Clinton with me

This weekend or Cedar Rapids next weekend to watch the Lumberkings one more time. They’re so fun to watch.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Just Go!

It’s a hella long winter up there…you’ll regret it for months.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 18, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I need a roadtrip partner

to split the costs. Funds are low for this journalist.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ahem.

This journalist? You mean every journalist? I honestly debated whether or not to buy a $1 bottle of Vitamin Water today.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 18, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah...my daily battles

I counted change to get a candy bar today.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ah, understand.

I wish I was a rich fucking lawyer, like AJM!

:-)

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 18, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gas alone would be about $50 for a round-trip

And I have to register my car before Aug. 31 … that’s $175. So it’s just not gonna happen.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

You could bleg

I can set you up a blog in 10 minutes…check my profile and email me.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 18, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I have a blog

I have no idea what Bleg is

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep

The future still looks bright.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and, Smoak is for 0 for 2 with 1 walk

Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future

by Steal Home on Aug 18, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

0 < Pitch Count < 1000

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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Derek Holland

could probably pitch 5 good innings every 5th day in the majors right now.

to me, abortion is not a religious issue, it's a common sense one...

by Longhorn on Aug 18, 2008 8:25 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Probably.

But I’m fine with letting him work his way through the minors.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 18, 2008 8:27 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future

by Steal Home on Aug 18, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Out of nowhere?

This is pretty representative of most of his outings this year. Except the one in Boston. I forgive him for that one.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

his ERA was 4.82 going into that game

good in rangers 2008 terms sure, but its not exactly incredible.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 18, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Word.

He hasn’t been awful … for this rotation. And he deserves mad props for that.

by Athos on Aug 18, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He's been "wildly effective" today

only 2 hits allowed and no runs despite the 4 BBs

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

YTMND, FTW.

+1.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 18, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heh

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha!

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Aug 18, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i dont know but for some reason i like it OC

I still need you photoshop wizards to make me a 9 lives Nippert gif…

by laxtonto on Aug 18, 2008 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

How's this?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not bad

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

mikey young

for mvp

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Aug 18, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

FOTF!!!!

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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Thank you Face!!!

Good time to get your first hit of the night

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 8:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Alright MY

Good job making up for the DP earlier.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 8:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

True or false:

The Tigers have been the most disappointing team this season.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 18, 2008 8:32 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Was just thinking that

though Lookout Landing is vastly more entertaining this year.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Aug 18, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Not sure...

Mariners have been epic sucktitude. And a lot of national people were picking them to challenge the Angels. I never saw it in preseason with their atrocious offense, but for some reason the national journalists loved them.

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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

A lot of people

weren’t exactly big believers of Seattle. They had some nice players and got a big name acquisition, but weren’t exactly looking like a powerhouse team.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

true

Ton of money spent, traded farm system to perfect the offense and match the great pitching they have had, and they have done jack squat from the beginning of the season.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Probably true

They where much overhyped after the Cabrera/Willis trade, with everyone expecting them to bash their way to the AL Central title.

There’s been other dissapointments like the Mariners, but I don’t think anyone has failed to live up to their projected hype like the tiggers.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Can someone do PBP for me?

I’m listening to Frisco…thanks!

/joke

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 18, 2008 8:33 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

5 RUN HOM RUN BY JOAQUIN ARIAS!

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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Apparently...

…in order to get five runs, you have to hit a “hom run”. :)

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 18, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That's the secret...

that only Arias knows. Which is why his addition to this team will be huge!

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

LMFAO!!!!

nice

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 18, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

whats nelson cruz doing these days?

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 18, 2008 8:35 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

BYRD-MAN!!!!

Flap those wings fools!!!

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 8:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

remember when Byrd was doing the "Byrd" back to the fans after his grand-slam?

…he had a smirk on his face that seemed to say…“ya’ll some dumb muthas”…

by oc on Aug 18, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Intentionally walk THAT!

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 8:37 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

The Flair approves.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 18, 2008 8:38 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

oh my god

that sign is the scariest thing EVER

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Aug 18, 2008 8:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Architect of the sign?

He really built that sign out of brick Knoxie? Don’t you mean artist dumbass?

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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 8:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

that artist

is totally an organic farmer

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Aug 18, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he wears birkenstocks

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Aug 18, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Like this guy?

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 18, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Where was Knox this past week or so when he wasn't at games?

I miss those days. I assume one of his many child molestation cases got in the way.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 8:42 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

It was all of the games of last road trip

that Rhadigan did it.

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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

why was Rhadigan doing it?

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nobody knows...

especially since we’ve never had someone in the stands at road games.

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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

BYRDIE!!!!!

Seriously, how the hell do people complain about Byrd being on the team.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 8:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Because he was blocking the future HOFer Brandon Boggs

dontcha know

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Aug 18, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

byrd

en fuego

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Aug 18, 2008 8:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

+1

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

HAHA!

Frisco played the 10 Million Dollar Man sound effect when Hank took a rip.

LOL

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 18, 2008 8:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

One Lonely Byrdie I Be

All By Myself without Nobody

by Adam J. Morris on Aug 18, 2008 8:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

I'm waiting for Gardner...

…to make a white people liking hip hop crack…

by Adam J. Morris on Aug 18, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Who?

Brett Fucking Gardner? He’s too busy sucking for the Yanks minor leagues

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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I love these random AJM nights

when there are lots of random posts….makes me think you been drinky drinky

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by Dirk Diggler on Aug 18, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nah

I rarely drink anymore. Pretty much only at seminars. Like last week.

by Adam J. Morris on Aug 18, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Wow.

Nice catch by Byrd.

by Athos on Aug 18, 2008 8:44 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Byrd...

…is he back next year?

by oc on Aug 18, 2008 8:46 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

its our decision to make

hes under control

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Aug 18, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

which means

he almost no doubt will be on this team or traded for something great.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the bat ain't too shabby either

Plus, he almost has to be a Type A if he is close to this good next year.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ya know

Feldman’s only at 83 pitches after 6 frames… we could be looking at 8 strong, maybe even a CG here.

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We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 8:47 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

With them looking to limit his innings..

and a relatively well rested bullpen after Harrison threw most of Saturday, and only using 2 pitchers yesterday.

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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Majeski

has 5 ribs tonight after that homer, 6-1 Frisco.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 18, 2008 8:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Holland done.

6IP, 3H, 1ER, 1BB, 7K.

HOLY SHIT!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 18, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

stud

I'm undefeated in fights. Have I been in any? No. Thats because people know my f'ing status. Don't mess with the elite. - Miles

by Dirk Diggler on Aug 18, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Giggity.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 18, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm developing another mancrush

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We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'll be back in a second

Got to change my boxers

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

a lil too much info

"Well, the Dallas Mavericks got beat by the New Orleans Hornets last night ending their season. Word is that someone on the team is dating Jessica Simpson." - Jay Leno

LSB facebook group ---->>> http://www.facebook.com/group.php?gid=33345329288

by hinduplaya on Aug 18, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

he's so good

Loves me some Holland

I was listening earlier. But Scott Garner started acting stupid.

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by hurlerhurley on Aug 18, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

go davis go

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by gossamer on Aug 18, 2008 8:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Nice...

another hit for Davis

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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 8:48 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

yep

yay… loves me some Chris Davis

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by hurlerhurley on Aug 18, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Anyone remember Slamball?

Is that thing still going on?

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
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by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

That was awesome

if only for the horrific injuries. I think they cancelled the league because of too many ruptured achilles

by bigskinny on Aug 18, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

There were some huge

hits in that one. I remember a guy got checked too hard on a play and his teammate took the other guy done in an instant for that. Its no 95 mph heater to the ribs, but that was some great retaliation.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
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by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I remember seeing a foot firmly positioned next to a knee

on the same leg. that was the last time i watched

by bigskinny on Aug 18, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

the only sports

should be track events and maybe swimming.

they also have table tennis and basketball

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by gossamer on Aug 18, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

There's only three real monsters

Dracula, Blacula, and Son of Kong.

Quick, name that TV show!

by Adam J. Morris on Aug 18, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

i dunno

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by gossamer on Aug 18, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

ha

Lust of Blacula

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by hurlerhurley on Aug 18, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

They have waaay to many shitty "sports"

At the olympics. Like competitive rowing.

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We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm calling for an LSB at TBIA night

We will all spread out and look for Jim Knox.

And then, when we find him, we’ll send word out, and all the LSB’ers will follow him around, and lurk next to him when they do a Knox spot.

by Adam J. Morris on Aug 18, 2008 8:51 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

...and then we throw off a bridge!

…tee-hee-hee… tee-hee-hee-eh-hee-hee-hee… eh… what?

by oc on Aug 18, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha...

that could be fun. We could all follow Knoxie around the whole night.

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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Here's the key, btw

No waving hands and jumping around in the background like a bunch of fools.

We have to just stand there, all creepy and too close, like that weird guy in the Clay Council interview.

All quiet-like.

by Adam J. Morris on Aug 18, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Ha ha

I would love to DVR that

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

we could DVR

eachother :)

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by hurlerhurley on Aug 18, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Heh

Sounds like fun. Too bad I ain’t in Texas.

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by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Epic idea.

I am so in.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 18, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah, so then

could we get a suite?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 18, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I should email Jon Daniels

And tell him that we are having an LSB night, where we’re going to stalk Knox and be all creepy in all the Knox spots, and thus would he get the Rangers to donate a suite for us to use between spots to hang out and plot.

by Adam J. Morris on Aug 18, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Aug 18, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

There is exactly no way this plan can fail.

No. Way.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 18, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I need to get Ben involved

And maybe just the Lima dress.

by Adam J. Morris on Aug 18, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG.

I’m legitimately getting giddy about an idea that is, at this point, all speculation. This must happen. It must.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 18, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

There is exactly no way this plan can't be awesome

No. Way.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Exactly

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+100

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 18, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was really just complaining

about Newberg Night with no suite…I thought it was lame, so I skipped this year.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 18, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I think it was Nolan

and that’s why I skipped it also…

I'm undefeated in fights. Have I been in any? No. Thats because people know my f'ing status. Don't mess with the elite. - Miles

by Dirk Diggler on Aug 18, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah

that’s a pretty big buzz kill to not allow Newberg Night to be in suites despite most of those guys being the most loyal Ranger fans

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

don't feel like the

lone stranger.

"Over the years, my favorite pastime outside baseball is driving through a pasture looking at cattle." - Nolan Ryan

by hurlerhurley on Aug 18, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

someone needs to bring a "no knee-jerking" sign to hold up

when the pitcher inevitably gets booed off the field.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 18, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Dibs?

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 18, 2008 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

No

See signature.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 9:00 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

7 k's from the gambler?

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by gossamer on Aug 18, 2008 8:57 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

we K a lot.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 18, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Oooo....

evil Uzbekistani wins bronze in women’s trampoline.

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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 8:58 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Crappy throw CD

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:00 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Okay

Double Play Booty:

by Adam J. Morris on Aug 18, 2008 9:01 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

who does that belong to?

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by gossamer on Aug 18, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Misty May.

US volleyball player.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 18, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Why not this Booty?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Because everybody hates USC

and generally everybody loves beach volleyball booty

I'm undefeated in fights. Have I been in any? No. Thats because people know my f'ing status. Don't mess with the elite. - Miles

by Dirk Diggler on Aug 18, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm no USC fan

Just had to tie in something for the ladies. Of course, maybe it’s just me tonight.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm around

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Aug 18, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Eh....

normally I’d say feel free, but when it’s something related to USC then I throw the flag

I'm undefeated in fights. Have I been in any? No. Thats because people know my f'ing status. Don't mess with the elite. - Miles

by Dirk Diggler on Aug 18, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

+1

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

wow... that got my attention

I’d wear it out so good

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by hurlerhurley on Aug 18, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

she won silver?

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Aug 18, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

With pics?

Sure!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 18, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I was kind of disappointed when...

after “hot Nastia Liukin” all it said was spoilers.

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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

They have

pills for that…

:)

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 18, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

boo!!!

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by gossamer on Aug 18, 2008 9:02 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

+MM

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

isn't she an actress

in those horrible cult horror boobie movies?

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by gossamer on Aug 18, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

nevermind

i was thinking of Misty Mundae

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by gossamer on Aug 18, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Crap

That’s it for Misty May booty. At least tonight.

by Adam J. Morris on Aug 18, 2008 9:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

And every LSBer just died a little inside.

:(

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 18, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

It pains me

That such awesome rally images fail so hard.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

horse shit

I was scared then thought it was going foul then puked when Lewin said it was a HR

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 9:03 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Incidentally

Go Google “Misty May” booty.

It makes me feel so much better knowing I’m not the only one who has noticed it.

by Adam J. Morris on Aug 18, 2008 9:04 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

there's an entire blog dedicated to that perfection

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

haha

you’re slacking oc..

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by hurlerhurley on Aug 18, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Hmn

Okay, get the bullpen up.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 9:05 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Damn

I wrote that like 5 minutes ago and it just now posted? Weird.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Feldman looking to hide after that homer...

yet he’s all alone on the mound…

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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 9:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

oh come on

2 USC pics in one gameday thread?

Screw me

I'm undefeated in fights. Have I been in any? No. Thats because people know my f'ing status. Don't mess with the elite. - Miles

by Dirk Diggler on Aug 18, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yeah.

For serious.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 18, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

To cancel out the USC


By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yep yep

to me, abortion is not a religious issue, it's a common sense one...

by Longhorn on Aug 18, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

See now that's a good post

and not because of the Horns stuff

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by Dirk Diggler on Aug 18, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yah

still a good post, Vida is always nice

I'm undefeated in fights. Have I been in any? No. Thats because people know my f'ing status. Don't mess with the elite. - Miles

by Dirk Diggler on Aug 18, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Haha yeah...

not even trying to hide it, it almost looks like it was Painted to hell…

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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yeah

but its a girl in UT gear whether the gear is real or not

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

and just so we're clear

I didn’t make that one. If I did, you wouldn’t know it wasn’t real :D

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Booooooo UT

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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Gagree!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 18, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

yep

like it!

"Over the years, my favorite pastime outside baseball is driving through a pasture looking at cattle." - Nolan Ryan

by hurlerhurley on Aug 18, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Okay then we'll switch to the SEC

Florida Sucks

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bc-2EGPQNVM

My wife went to Georgia and likes this one

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by hurlerhurley on Aug 18, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Nice applause for Scooter there

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"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Aug 18, 2008 9:07 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Poor SOB

he’s got worse luck than me, and that’s horrific!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 18, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Sucks for him

He’s pitched well lots of times and gotten screwed either by defense or the bullpen.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Aug 18, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Rangers Win!

They played the Psych return music…w00t!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 18, 2008 9:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

For AJM

I'm undefeated in fights. Have I been in any? No. Thats because people know my f'ing status. Don't mess with the elite. - Miles

by Dirk Diggler on Aug 18, 2008 9:09 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Better version of that...

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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

one can only imagine

what clinton would have done.

i miss him being president. he was lovable. he’d get himself in so many pickles.

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by gossamer on Aug 18, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

More like his pickle would get him into trouble.

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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

He also

got his pickle in so many.

by Rangerchick on Aug 18, 2008 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

1 minute too late there...

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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

This is what we're missing this year...

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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 9:10 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Bwahahah

Needs to be updated to an Angels uni though.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

there goes another Feldman win

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 9:15 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

well he didnt even get a loss for the boston disaster

so these two cancel out. granted hes still owed a few.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 18, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

MF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The bully blows another win for Scooter.

Mother Fucker!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 18, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Threw a damn offspeed pitch

Splitter apparently. Gotta stick with the FB Frankie…

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Yep.

And who wanted him to close?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 18, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

C'mon Frankie.....need some inspiration?

I'm undefeated in fights. Have I been in any? No. Thats because people know my f'ing status. Don't mess with the elite. - Miles

by Dirk Diggler on Aug 18, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Boring tramp stamp...

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 18, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Opposite of how I feel now

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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

lol

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Aug 18, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I wish that's what it was

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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

fuck this game

fuck my life

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 9:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

holy hell

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Aug 18, 2008 9:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

wow frankie

you have been full of fail lately.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 18, 2008 9:18 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Now selling tickets...

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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

another good game by feldman

that won’t yield a win…

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Aug 18, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Frankie not pitching too well of late

That splitter’s getting tatooed.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 9:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That's it!

I’m out, before I say really bad words….GAHHHHH!!!

l8rz

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 18, 2008 9:20 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

hang in there Rod

I feel a comeback win

"Over the years, my favorite pastime outside baseball is driving through a pasture looking at cattle." - Nolan Ryan

by hurlerhurley on Aug 18, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

I'm getting all

“miles”…I’m scaring myself.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 18, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

Get a haircut, hippie

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Aug 18, 2008 9:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

oh yeah, and

SIDDOWN

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Aug 18, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

time to stretch

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Aug 18, 2008 9:22 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

Hate to say it, but...

+1.

Those just don’t work.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions   0 recs

And this is how I feel after that inning...

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

That inning felt like this:

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 9:24 PM CDT reply actions   0 recs

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