8/18/08 game day thread 2
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 18, 2008 9:22 PM CDT
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2, for the number of runs the Rangers need to come back.
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I got a question
Why would the games need to move from Tampa Bay for a tropical storm if they play in a dome?
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on Aug 18, 2008 9:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Because it's not very safe...
for fans to travel to a game in the middle of a tropical storm?
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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
people dont drive to baseball games in tropical storms.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 18, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
People don't go to games at that god-forsaken park anyway
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha
Good point.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Because there's a tropical storm
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 18, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How does my ass taste, let's hope we get to ask that question
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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 9:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Also
No Misty May butt pics in this thread.
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 18, 2008 9:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You're just asking for...
Misty May breast pics with the way you worded that
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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you should stop posting images and videos.
by oc on Aug 18, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
AJM's pics never work out
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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
rally time
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 9:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
damn... now that is sexy
me loves me some
"Over the years, my favorite pastime outside baseball is driving through a pasture looking at cattle." - Nolan Ryan
by hurlerhurley on Aug 18, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Erin Andrews pics worked in the All-Star Game thread
…just a hint
Why so serious?
by Joker'z on Aug 18, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
How about a rally Wookie?
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rally Andrews!!!
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jamey Wright is up in the pen...
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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 9:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Haha!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Aug 18, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm still not sure if that's delight or utter pain...
which about sums up the typical Jamey Wright outing as of late.
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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How do you
go 3-and-out against a limpdick like Glover?
by Rangerchick on Aug 18, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Bachelorette party on a Monday night?
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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That girl looks like she is 16
How is she getting married already? And also, why is Knox allowed near them?
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I want to have my bachelorette party at a baseball game
My friends will all hate me though. Because none of them like sports.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Thanks!!
Maybe the LSBers can just come to my bachelorette party instead.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
All in favor of every LSBer coming to BBIMBF's bachelorette party at RBIA...
…getting turbo-drunk and hunting down Jim Knox?
"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
by ghtd36 on Aug 18, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
As long as he doesn't ask me about the honeymoon
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was just thinking...
…we could combine it with the First Annual LSB Knox Stalk…
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 18, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Someone print up tee-shirts.
Sweet lord, this could be the most epic evening ever.
"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
by ghtd36 on Aug 18, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Or we could make our own!!!!
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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only if we have an f'n suite!
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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Spectacular!!!
Who wants to be on the planning committee for that.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well someone better be in charge
of finding me a fiance first. Small detail, I know.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not important
the important thing is hunting down Knoxie
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought we found you several viable options already.
by RachelB on Aug 18, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh yes, you have
But none of them know I exist.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well...
if they must know you exist, I’m sure miles would be more than up for it!
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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait...
…no one suggested Miles.
And I don’t believe I would be deemed “hot” enough for his standards.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Why should that be a pre-requisite?
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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I suppose there's nothing in the phrase "bachelorette party" that really requires that anyone be getting married...
As long as there is at least one single woman at the party.
by RachelB on Aug 18, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Very true...
…and I think we could make that possible
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Chris Davis.
"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
by ghtd36 on Aug 18, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If CD proposed
I’d skip the wedding to get to the honeymoon.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
To quote Rod Flanders...
…“Ahh, my freakin’ ears!”
"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
by ghtd36 on Aug 18, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh shush
Like I haven’t had to look at naked female butt all night long
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's not naked!
"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
by ghtd36 on Aug 18, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's more naked than clothed
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
....maybe.
Agree to disagree to agree to let Misty May’s ass roam free.
"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
by ghtd36 on Aug 18, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you got me there
as always though, you are always welcome to post female butt pics if you’d like :D
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 18, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have you been working on our stash?
I think with the Olympics we oughta be able to find some really good stuff.
by RachelB on Aug 18, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can't go wrong with this...
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's not naked...
there’s a particle of swimsuit there…
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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha
Zing!
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
there's alot of hurleyhurler ammunition in here
might want to watch it
I'm undefeated in fights. Have I been in any? No. Thats because people know my f'ing status. Don't mess with the elite. - Miles
by Dirk Diggler on Aug 18, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
shoo
I already have determined that if I ever get married, I MIGHT show up at the reception for a few minutes. Just for courtesy’s sake.
by RachelB on Aug 18, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That sounds like a plan
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
step 1 find a fiance
step 3 profit!
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Aug 18, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+ an underpants gnome.
"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
by ghtd36 on Aug 18, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, I dunno about the turbo-drunk part
But I’m in.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
same here
I’ll have fonder memories if I stay sober.
by RachelB on Aug 18, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I prefer no memories.
"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
by ghtd36 on Aug 18, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
A typical miles post...
“I’ll go, but only to bang some of the other girls there.”
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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was waiting for someone
to chime in with something like that
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Miles has stayed away lately...
so someone had to fill in with his typical response. It’s so predictable.
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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he cant say bang anymore though
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Aug 18, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I challenge you to a game of horseshoes
A game of HORSEshoozzz
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 18, 2008 9:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy Hell!!!
The soon to be Mrs. wants to meet Josh Lewin. I love Lewin, but not many people actually want to meet him.
Knox also asks an extremely awkward question by asking if the girl wants her honeymoon at the Ballpark too. umm, right
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 9:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Knoxie wants to be a part of it
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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
As long as he remains 100 meters away
the courts can’t say anything about it
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
honeymoon at the ballpark...
…hmm…..
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I mean, I can't say I haven't thought about it.
But Jim was no part of those thoughts.
And neither was anybody who exists in my real life.
by RachelB on Aug 18, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, no.
Jim did NOT just ask her about the honeymoon.
by RachelB on Aug 18, 2008 9:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ha ha
YES, yes he did.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh. Em. Gee.
"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
by ghtd36 on Aug 18, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's intense
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hilarious
Simply hilarious, he wanted to just walk away after she rejected the honeymoon question. Yet, he had no out, and no other questions, not even a sorry.
by gamerabcd on Aug 18, 2008 9:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
it would be a funny thing to see in Family Guy
Not so much in an in-game interview during a Rangers game
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
guess i won't
be posting my jamey pic tonight
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Aug 18, 2008 9:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Blaze up 1-0
Zach Phillips pitching tonight. I’ve not gave up on him.
damn Johnny with a SO :(
"Over the years, my favorite pastime outside baseball is driving through a pasture looking at cattle." - Nolan Ryan
by hurlerhurley on Aug 18, 2008 9:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Metcalf = The New Vazquez
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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 9:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Metcalf!!!
What the hell!!! You’re supposed to be the good fielder. You can’t hit worth a dam so learn how to field those
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 9:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Uh huh
That might be the nail in the coffin. Offense has really scuffled lately.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 9:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
no bueno
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 18, 2008 9:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
No Kinsler + Losing =
Watching other baseball games and carefully checking Rangers box scores at the end of the day.
by philkid3 on Aug 18, 2008 9:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What purpose does Metcalf serve?
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 18, 2008 9:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
replacement in the event 2 of your 4 infielders are injured?
hes getting displaced when blalock comes back anyway.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 18, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He provides trees with vital Carbon Dioxide.
by philkid3 on Aug 18, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
heh
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 18, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
rec good sir
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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i know theres a thread
but….
smoak 1 for 3 with a double and a walk, woo!
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 18, 2008 9:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
whereever that thread is
let me YAY now
"Over the years, my favorite pastime outside baseball is driving through a pasture looking at cattle." - Nolan Ryan
by hurlerhurley on Aug 18, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
when are you taking vacation
hmmm, dog races or horse races?
http://www.texashorserace.com/
"Over the years, my favorite pastime outside baseball is driving through a pasture looking at cattle." - Nolan Ryan
by hurlerhurley on Aug 18, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well, this game is over.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 18, 2008 9:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Greatness
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 18, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And to go with the theme tonihgt...
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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What I've learned today
Belt-high sinkers aren’t a good pitch.
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 18, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What I've learned today
This entire fucking team despises Scooter!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Aug 18, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just bought the first two books in the Twilight series.
I haven’t read much fiction in the last few years, but the Rangers have been losing their status as my happy place, fantasy escape from life.
by RachelB on Aug 18, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm afraid to read that series.
The fans are rabid and scary.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 18, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, that's somewhat appropriate
I just loooooved the first one. I didn’t expect to either. I don’t usually get into the fantasy/scifi stuff.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jealous!!
I read the entire first book on Saturday. In five hours. I now have to wait for the others to get here.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that that vampire nonsense?
Bah.
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 18, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 9:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
haha!!
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 18, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aww
Poor horse.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How...
does that happen? This boggles my mind
by hungrysasquatch on Aug 18, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
That was my first throught when I found that pic.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
holy hell, that's an epic fail!!!
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fake
-1
"Over the years, my favorite pastime outside baseball is driving through a pasture looking at cattle." - Nolan Ryan
by hurlerhurley on Aug 18, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
-1
on the fake horse pic.
"Over the years, my favorite pastime outside baseball is driving through a pasture looking at cattle." - Nolan Ryan
by hurlerhurley on Aug 18, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
RALLY RALLY CAR!
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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 9:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Also
Everyone participating in The First Annual LSB Knox Stalk has to tell the TBIA people that it is their birthday, so we can all be on the Diamondvision during birthday time.
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 18, 2008 9:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I can see it now:
“Happy 11th Birthday, miles!”
"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
by ghtd36 on Aug 18, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We will need BBIMBF and RachelB there...
for our kiss cam time too.
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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Uh...who do i have to kiss?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lonestar Jon
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 18, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't worry, I'm only half as creepy as Jim Knox
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aww
I was about to say I could handle that. :)
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Half of infinity is still a lot.
"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
by ghtd36 on Aug 18, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha
Nice.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you get your choice
I know, so many wonderful options to chose from…
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ew.
Flat refusal.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You owe me a new keyboard.
Mine’s covered with vomit.
"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
by ghtd36 on Aug 18, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
heh!
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 18, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You
Evil Bastard! Do you even know who your Mother is???
;)
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Aug 18, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
who am I kissing?
just so there are no surprises…
by RachelB on Aug 18, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i'm going out on a limb here
and saying eachoher
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Aug 18, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
um...no offense to Rachel
but i’m not Katy Perry
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not even just to try it?
I hate myself right now.
by philkid3 on Aug 18, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It just doesn't appeal to me
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Even if she wears cherry chapstick?
God, someone make me stop.
by philkid3 on Aug 18, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I heard that damn song for the first time a couple weeks ago.
It’s officially ruin my life.
by philkid3 on Aug 18, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's a catchy song
I will sing along with it in my car/office wherever I hear it. Good stuff.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
My roommate sings it
doesn’t have the same effect coming from him
by hungrysasquatch on Aug 18, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably not
Does he sing with falsetto though? That could be amusing.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
at first i thought it was a jill soblie cover
then i heard it and was like, wtf is this dance crap stuff that just got stuck in my head
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Aug 18, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
I had friends talking about it all the time and I decided to go listen to it and searched YouTube.
I started thinking, “what the? A country song is this popular?” The search results came up with the Soblie song and I thought that was “the” song for a good month.
by philkid3 on Aug 18, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
*snickers*
I hadn’t ever heard that song until a few days ago, and I had just the first couple of lines of the chorus stuck in my head all day at work.
I sing a lot at work. I had to really refrain from humming that one.
by RachelB on Aug 18, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
it might appeal chris davis though
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Aug 18, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmm...
if it would result in a kiss from him, I might think about it.
Rachel, would you do that for me?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
but wait,
Does it result in a kiss for me from a PTBNL as well?
by RachelB on Aug 18, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Absolutely
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Okay guys
Now you know what you have to do to get Rachel and I to kiss each other.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
for how much money?
rolls eyes
Gdawg says I get my choice. Does that include of the players?
by RachelB on Aug 18, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yep
You get to choose between Laird, Guardado, Millwood, and Madrigal.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmm..
That’d be a tough choice.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've got my pick of the four.
But I have higher preferences.
do they have to be on the active roster???
by RachelB on Aug 18, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I would actually pay good money to kiss
CD (no brainer) or minor leaguer Truan Mehl.
There are a few others that would be worthy of a donation as well.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey i was just saying thats probably what the response would be.
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Aug 18, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are on fire today
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good for him.
Good for him.
"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
by ghtd36 on Aug 18, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That weird Royals blogger...
who always comes over in time for a series with them to post some long funny diatribe.
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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
RoyalsReview?
That guy rules.
"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
by ghtd36 on Aug 18, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
we can tell them whatever we want...
They don’t care when our birthdays are if we pay the money to get up there.
by RachelB on Aug 18, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like those strange people in "Bubble Boy"
All the males have one name and all the females have another name. They have no identity except as part of the religious cult.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
see what needs to happen is this
everyone sits in the fox box….let knoxie come to you, THEN you stalk him around the ballpark all creepy like.
to make it even creepier everyone needs to be wearing the same thing.
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Aug 18, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I vote pink and purple polka dots
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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm BEGGING for one of you to have some Pedobear peraphernalia on you.
OT: Nice hustle CD!
by philkid3 on Aug 18, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what I 've learned today
keep FX2 and Wright out of close games
¡yo soy Horsedooty!
I soloed in the Mile High Club!
by horsedooty on Aug 18, 2008 9:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
leaving benoit and madrigal as our go to guys, woo!
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 18, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can't wait to see our version of Ganderson
Borbon lighting up the basepaths with Andrus and Vallejo
by gamerabcd on Aug 18, 2008 9:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
woo, 1-2-3 sweep in some hurdle race for the USA
rangers suck.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 18, 2008 9:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I swear...
all the track and field stuff just blends together into a heap of stuff I can’t keep up with.
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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Blaze with the bases loaded
Johnny at the plate
"Over the years, my favorite pastime outside baseball is driving through a pasture looking at cattle." - Nolan Ryan
by hurlerhurley on Aug 18, 2008 9:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Weird conversations involving me and BBIMBF are good for the Rangers.
by RachelB on Aug 18, 2008 9:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Evidently
Go us, Rachel.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK, question.
During KnoxStalk, what do we do when Knox puts us on and asks one of us a question?
"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
by ghtd36 on Aug 18, 2008 9:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nothing...
we act like we didn’t hear the question and just stare awkwardly at the camera making no noise or gestures.
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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We ask him where he gets his chick-magnet white pants.
by Athos on Aug 18, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
HOLY SHIT WHAT IF WE ALL CAME DRESSED AS KNOX
Sorry for that outburst, but I am seriously excited about that possibility.
"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
by ghtd36 on Aug 18, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
turn it around and question him
answer everything with a question.
do you like your job? that wasn’t a question, do you like your gig? ANSWER THE QUESTION
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Aug 18, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nice camerwork fsn.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 18, 2008 9:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
So all we need to do is talk about random crap
instead of posting rally pics to get a rally started
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 9:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Apparently, yes
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Eureka?
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Random Crap"
good name for a band?
Call 1-800-DOCTORB. The B is for bargain!
by Panorama on Aug 18, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if only it was a rally to get the rangers up 5 runs
and not within a run or two.
if we even score.. sigh.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 18, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes, which unfortunately has had me completely distracted from the game from being so giggly
I need to sleep.
by RachelB on Aug 18, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
we need that sexy hot Rally Ref again
I might just get off on that
"Over the years, my favorite pastime outside baseball is driving through a pasture looking at cattle." - Nolan Ryan
by hurlerhurley on Aug 18, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WOOOOOOOOO
i was sure he had it. nice one.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 18, 2008 9:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That's how we do!!!
Cat was an a few inches away from making it totally spectacular
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 9:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
lol
eom
"Over the years, my favorite pastime outside baseball is driving through a pasture looking at cattle." - Nolan Ryan
by hurlerhurley on Aug 18, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yay Catalanotto!
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 9:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm pretty sure that is a direct result of my agreeing to kiss a girl.
by RachelB on Aug 18, 2008 9:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Agreed.
Both of us.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh, and I have a feeling this is going to haunt me even longer than the Facebook fiasco.
by RachelB on Aug 18, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Facebook fiasco?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh... gameday thread drama with agreen and miles.
A couple months back.
by RachelB on Aug 18, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ahh...
Missed that one, I guess
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If only you would agree every game...
we’d be 162-0
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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good things happen when two chicks touch tongues.
Yep.
by Athos on Aug 18, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Everytime a bell rings....
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And not just any girl either :)
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
of course not
I was just trying to avoid posting almost the exact same comment twice…
by RachelB on Aug 18, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good point
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
YESSSSS
Ya know, Granderson is a shitty CF.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 9:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd take him
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 18, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think the Rangers have a fine CF.
"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
by ghtd36 on Aug 18, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who would be best suited as a RF...
Granderson in CF, Hammy in RF, murph/byrd platoon in left.. bank it!
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 18, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, he's having a shitty night at least
I haven’t seen a guy miss so many balls in one night in a long time.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Common Vazquez...
please no freaky triple play!
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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 9:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Farnsworth
blows as hard as he sucks.
by Rangerchick on Aug 18, 2008 10:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Why are you hitting Arias for Boggs?
That doesn’t make any sense at all.
by Athos on Aug 18, 2008 10:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Brandon is in a mild slump
"Over the years, my favorite pastime outside baseball is driving through a pasture looking at cattle." - Nolan Ryan
by hurlerhurley on Aug 18, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes it does!
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Aug 18, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like I said, Wash is a genius for hitting Arias for Boggs here.
by Athos on Aug 18, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
History will judge you as correct
"We go to Jim Knox..."
"Why are you yelling? You're a foot from me..."
by Updog on Aug 18, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Boggs must be hurt
is all I can think of
Call 1-800-DOCTORB. The B is for bargain!
by Panorama on Aug 18, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
JMJ time?
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ugh
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 18, 2008 10:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
quick
start talking about random crap again
by hungrysasquatch on Aug 18, 2008 10:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
just random anything,
or specifically tailored to make boys squirm?
by RachelB on Aug 18, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I could find another picture of Michael Phelps
Or talk about my future as Mrs. CD
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nice
that’s what I’m talking about
by hungrysasquatch on Aug 18, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ADHD or not, I think the man is part Adonis
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
do i have to counter this with the feres twins??
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Aug 18, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes
yes you do
I'm undefeated in fights. Have I been in any? No. Thats because people know my f'ing status. Don't mess with the elite. - Miles
by Dirk Diggler on Aug 18, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Aug 18, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
atta boy
I'm undefeated in fights. Have I been in any? No. Thats because people know my f'ing status. Don't mess with the elite. - Miles
by Dirk Diggler on Aug 18, 2008 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I see your Phelps, and raise you the Kallur twins
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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And I counter with the Navy water polo team
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And a little Thomas Diamond
He doesn’t need to be shirtless with blues like those
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oooooh
I didn’t know that about him…
by RachelB on Aug 18, 2008 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The funny thing is
I’m not even into blue eyes. Most of the time. Thomas is one of three exceptions I’ve found.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't seek them out
But there have been a few with blue eyes that I could just get lost in.
by RachelB on Aug 18, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Same here
Thomas Diamond
Jake Gyllenhaal
and a piece of local eye candy that I really want to forget but can’t.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
godaddy.com is a fine website.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 18, 2008 10:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
woo, random success.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 18, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hell yes
I’m awake now
"Over the years, my favorite pastime outside baseball is driving through a pasture looking at cattle." - Nolan Ryan
by hurlerhurley on Aug 18, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow
That worked out better than I expected!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 18, 2008 10:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Arias = Master of the Hom Run!
That 2 run single was just a preview of what is to come with the Hom Run!
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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 10:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
HOLY SHIT
What the fuck is going on in this inning?
I’m off to the Tigers blog to see what’s going on in their heads.
by philkid3 on Aug 18, 2008 10:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Arias beast
I knew that trade for A-rod would pay off
by mattrpav on Aug 18, 2008 10:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Arias looks hilarious on that play
Great job, but he just looks funny
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 10:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think we need to further discuss this Knox Stalk night
Everyone should dress like Knox.
Stare awkwardly.
What else?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 10:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
buy the entire fox box
sit many seats apart from each other.
by RachelB on Aug 18, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ben wears the Lima dress.
He’s the one exception to the “everyone dresses like Knox” rule.
"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
by ghtd36 on Aug 18, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes that sounds good
I’ve never seen Ben though. How awkward would the dress be?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awkward doesn't really cover it.
Imagine a big benji dog wearing a pink sparkly string bikini. It’s just in a whole other dimension by itself.
by Athos on Aug 18, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That might be
The most disturbing visual….
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's Knoxian proportions.
"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
by ghtd36 on Aug 18, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dare I say...
…worth it?
This would have to be a one time annually thing. You hit it Knox with everything you’ve got, then you run away and plan for an entire year.
"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
by ghtd36 on Aug 18, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not totally...
Ben would just be sporting the “Knoxie After Hours” look
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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 18, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Prepare cutouts of little children to occupy seats periodically throughout the section?
Have some people dress as officers brandishing fake restraining orders?
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 18, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Spidey sense!
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 10:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
7 for 12 for his career
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Aug 18, 2008 10:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Rally Rally Car may have to stick around
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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 10:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
my dog hates loud noises.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 18, 2008 10:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Arias
Trade bait now
"Over the years, my favorite pastime outside baseball is driving through a pasture looking at cattle." - Nolan Ryan
by hurlerhurley on Aug 18, 2008 10:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yay young
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NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Aug 18, 2008 10:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Magglio Ordonez
He has a sweet mullet.
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 18, 2008 10:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
+1
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Clearly...
…you don’t know Jaromir Jagr:
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 18, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good god
Kill it with fire
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 18, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jaromir Jagr.
All that is man.
"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
by ghtd36 on Aug 18, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jesus Morris
That is hilarious
"Congrats Rangers fans, you just found your replacement for Mark Teixeira. Just a crazy, crazy steal." -Goldstein
by Plum on Aug 18, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't know any hockey players.
As a rule.
by philkid3 on Aug 18, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I read "oxymoron" and I thought "palindrome."
I was thinking, “tellum teews” is SO not that.
by RachelB on Aug 18, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha ha ha
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Blaze update
2-0. Going to the fourth inning. God I hate trying to listen to Blaze games. btw… Whittleman drove in a run with the bases loaded.
"Over the years, my favorite pastime outside baseball is driving through a pasture looking at cattle." - Nolan Ryan
by hurlerhurley on Aug 18, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
intentionally walk hammy?
i don’t think so
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NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Aug 18, 2008 10:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Does the random crap talking work when there's no actual game action?
Uh… I’m eating Wheat Thins.
by RachelB on Aug 18, 2008 10:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
maybe we get less sucky commercials?
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 18, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
go hammy go
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Aug 18, 2008 10:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
17 bb in 26
and a .180 baa = unhittable?
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Aug 18, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That is an apt comparison
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the game bionic commando: rearmed is very difficult.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 18, 2008 10:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
they made a sequel?
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Aug 18, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
its the same gameplay (sidescrolling and same levels and such)
except with 3d graphics and new bosses and challenges and such.
very fun, but the old school challenge level kills me at times. costs 10 bucks.
there is a full sequel being made
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 18, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
difficult like
ghosts and goblins?
or impossible like contra w/o the cheat code?
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Aug 18, 2008 10:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I just wanted to say
it’s great to see Davis have a game like this where he reaches four times, especially going up against an advanced lefty like Rogers.
Offense doesn't doubt me, but my first and primemost thing is defense and punt return and kickoff return
by Brett Perryman on Aug 18, 2008 10:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
+1
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Z, are you in on KnoxStalk?
You’re vital to this.
"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
by ghtd36 on Aug 18, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what is KnoxStalk
Offense doesn't doubt me, but my first and primemost thing is defense and punt return and kickoff return
by Brett Perryman on Aug 18, 2008 10:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
a LSB field trip
make sure to get your parents to sign the permission slip and pack a sack lunch
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Aug 18, 2008 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
These explanations
are not helpful.
Offense doesn't doubt me, but my first and primemost thing is defense and punt return and kickoff return
by Brett Perryman on Aug 18, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
basically
Adam had an idea to have a lsb night at the ballpark, with the mission of stalking jim knox
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Aug 18, 2008 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And all of us sitting in the fox box with...
cardboard cutouts of kids and police offers handing out restraining orders
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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And everyone dressing like Knox
except Ben, who would be wearing the Lima dress
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
see youve got to be more subtle….dont want security getting involved.
you pose as a knox fan club.
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Aug 18, 2008 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just tell me when
and I’m on a plane.
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 18, 2008 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If you really want to know
You should go back and read the gameday threads tonight. Because I don’t think anyone can really describe the original idea.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
advanced as in good?
or on social security?
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Aug 18, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes... ditto
damn good point.
"Over the years, my favorite pastime outside baseball is driving through a pasture looking at cattle." - Nolan Ryan
by hurlerhurley on Aug 18, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Z don't you know?
Davis is a washed up has been these days :)
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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and to think
some want to trade him already
"Over the years, my favorite pastime outside baseball is driving through a pasture looking at cattle." - Nolan Ryan
by hurlerhurley on Aug 18, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I don't think there's any doubt that CD. . .
. . . will shatter the home run record. It’s just a matter of how long it takes.
by philkid3 on Aug 18, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It will be after our nuptials
That’s all I can disclose at this point
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I swear...
Arias looks about as old as Otis Nixon late in his career.
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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 10:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I was thinking the same thing
I think he’s really 30.
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 18, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He looked like that what 4 yrs ago too
When he was first traded here.
by gamerabcd on Aug 18, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nastia Liukin got screwed out of a gold medal by the computers
It’s like the BCS all over again.
by jamcadbury on Aug 18, 2008 10:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
china gets everything.
How's Dshep's ass taste?
by iorange555 on Aug 18, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
An Officer and a Gentleman
I really liked that movie
"Over the years, my favorite pastime outside baseball is driving through a pasture looking at cattle." - Nolan Ryan
by hurlerhurley on Aug 18, 2008 10:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dang
Please god, we need a shutdown top of the 9th…
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 10:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Pick another dude
Jack Benny having probs with that
"We go to Jim Knox..."
"Why are you yelling? You're a foot from me..."
by Updog on Aug 18, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Morrison just crushed a homer
The Kansas alum jacked one out. Blaze up 3-0
"Over the years, my favorite pastime outside baseball is driving through a pasture looking at cattle." - Nolan Ryan
by hurlerhurley on Aug 18, 2008 10:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey hey hey! It's Jack Benny!
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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 10:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Lewin = Eager Beaver...
too much info
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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 10:15 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Leadoff walk
Visitors best friend
"We go to Jim Knox..."
"Why are you yelling? You're a foot from me..."
by Updog on Aug 18, 2008 10:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Here we go again...
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 10:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
here
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
to damn late
bitch
"Over the years, my favorite pastime outside baseball is driving through a pasture looking at cattle." - Nolan Ryan
by hurlerhurley on Aug 18, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not needed
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 18, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ask for the dino.
Get an unorthodox DP.
by philkid3 on Aug 18, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LMAO!!!
That happened right as I hit submit on the DP dino
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 10:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
we'll give you retroactive credit
by hungrysasquatch on Aug 18, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't need it
Five scoop player
"We go to Jim Knox..."
"Why are you yelling? You're a foot from me..."
by Updog on Aug 18, 2008 10:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice
Very nice.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 10:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
JGJ
Better than HGH
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 10:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Jack Benwalk
"We go to Jim Knox..."
"Why are you yelling? You're a foot from me..."
by Updog on Aug 18, 2008 10:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
solid
did you just come up with that?
by hungrysasquatch on Aug 18, 2008 10:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is Benoit actually this bad?
I mean seriously, no one is this bad, right?
by hungrysasquatch on Aug 18, 2008 10:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This is Wash on the bench tonight...
with Benoit’s outing…
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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 10:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
so... due up
Bradley, Byrd, and Laird
"Over the years, my favorite pastime outside baseball is driving through a pasture looking at cattle." - Nolan Ryan
by hurlerhurley on Aug 18, 2008 10:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
quick
talk about girls kissing girls
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 10:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
girls kissing girls
and me
"Over the years, my favorite pastime outside baseball is driving through a pasture looking at cattle." - Nolan Ryan
by hurlerhurley on Aug 18, 2008 10:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
There was no mention of you, hurlerhurley
It’s all about me, Rachel, CD and a PTBNL
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and the "TBNL" is just me making sure I know the rules and don't mess up on my choice.
I never got an answer as to whether they have to be on the active roster.
by RachelB on Aug 18, 2008 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I vote for "no"
If I get my choice, you get yours
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
still gotta give it some consideration, though.
by RachelB on Aug 18, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Understandable
My choice was a no brainer. But you definitely want to make sure it’s the right one.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
uhhhhh
I actually do wear Cherry Chapstick. As a matter of fact, I think I have 3+ tubes of the stuff in active use.
by RachelB on Aug 18, 2008 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OooOOOOooooohhhhh
The plot thickens
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
My wife loves that song.
Now if I could only get her to try it out ….
by Athos on Aug 18, 2008 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I hate Sonic commercials
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 10:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
but that fried ice cream blast looks tasty
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Aug 18, 2008 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed
The nearest Sonic is tooo far from me.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 10:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rally Rally Car, try 2
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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 10:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
this game sucks after all.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 18, 2008 10:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
shit
that type of stuff can’t happen if we actually want to win
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 10:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Let's do this.
"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
by ghtd36 on Aug 18, 2008 10:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ha
"Over the years, my favorite pastime outside baseball is driving through a pasture looking at cattle." - Nolan Ryan
by hurlerhurley on Aug 18, 2008 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thankyou veeeeeery much
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 18, 2008 10:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
atta boy Byrd
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 10:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OMFT wins it right here
calling it now
by hungrysasquatch on Aug 18, 2008 10:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
should shoot for the tie.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 18, 2008 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Laird Up?
"We go to Jim Knox..."
"Why are you yelling? You're a foot from me..."
by Updog on Aug 18, 2008 10:27 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
geeeeenius!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 18, 2008 10:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no double play laird!
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 18, 2008 10:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
thank you veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery much
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 18, 2008 10:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This is like watching the Rangers close out a game
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 10:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wooo rangers
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 18, 2008 10:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I sit here thinking "there's no way another bullpen can be worse than the Tigers lolololol!"
Then I think, “oh yeah. :( :( :(”
by philkid3 on Aug 18, 2008 10:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Braum's Banana Split...Braum's Banana Split...
…channeling positive thoughts to Gerry.
"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
by ghtd36 on Aug 18, 2008 10:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Laird you sack of crap
you suck!!!
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 10:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
failure alert.
NOT EVEN CLOSE.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 18, 2008 10:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
C'mon now
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 10:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
damn you Chris Davis
we needed you to smash a homerun
"Over the years, my favorite pastime outside baseball is driving through a pasture looking at cattle." - Nolan Ryan
by hurlerhurley on Aug 18, 2008 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fuck.
Why did the randomness stop? See what happens!
by philkid3 on Aug 18, 2008 10:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
C'mon CD
Baby please….
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 10:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Boo...that scared him
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 10:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Ow, my freakin' ears!"
"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
by ghtd36 on Aug 18, 2008 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm on it
if Hicks will send the charter for me
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
boooooOO!!!!!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 18, 2008 10:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
this game sucks hard
The Ranges finding new ways to make my night suck
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 10:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Davis will go yard right here
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Aug 18, 2008 10:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Guess naught
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Aug 18, 2008 10:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sigh.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 18, 2008 10:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, shit.
Stupid defense. Stupid bullpen.
by Athos on Aug 18, 2008 10:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Crap
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 10:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Win
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 18, 2008 10:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
all right well, I'm cozying up with Twilight now.
This has been one of the funniest gamethreads ever, though.
See you guys late in the game tomorrow night.
by RachelB on Aug 18, 2008 10:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Enjoy!!!!
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, proud of you.
Great goin’ today. It was a tough one, but you made some sacrifices, and we’re all proud of you. Good game.
"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
by ghtd36 on Aug 18, 2008 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Right back atcha
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 10:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dear Scooter:
-From The Bullpen
"We go to Jim Knox..."
"Why are you yelling? You're a foot from me..."
by Updog on Aug 18, 2008 10:33 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
eff these judges
they’re getting paid by someone…Nastia should have atleast 2 golds, most likely 3….
to me, abortion is not a religious issue, it's a common sense one...
by Longhorn on Aug 18, 2008 10:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
okay... stop the swollen boner while watching gymnastics
You know better
"Over the years, my favorite pastime outside baseball is driving through a pasture looking at cattle." - Nolan Ryan
by hurlerhurley on Aug 18, 2008 10:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fuk the judges!
stupid effing australia….the toilet bowl of the world.
to me, abortion is not a religious issue, it's a common sense one...
by Longhorn on Aug 18, 2008 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh well...
just wondering… is it 2012 here now
"Over the years, my favorite pastime outside baseball is driving through a pasture looking at cattle." - Nolan Ryan
by hurlerhurley on Aug 18, 2008 10:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well at least a rerun of Burn Notice is on
I have something good to watch on TV because that Rangers game sucked
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 10:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well.....
Kinsler done for the season, Our pitching staff is exhausted, our bull pen is fried, DaMurph is still out, and our defense still sucks…
Man i liked being around .500. Ohh well time to suck for a better draft pick..
The Ranger Way
by laxtonto on Aug 18, 2008 10:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Justin Smoak: .500 BA
Trade for pitching ASAP
"We go to Jim Knox..."
"Why are you yelling? You're a foot from me..."
by Updog on Aug 18, 2008 10:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he went1-3 with a double a walk and a run
by laxtonto on Aug 18, 2008 10:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Project that to the majors at 162 games
162 runs scored, .500 OB
Who wouldn’t want that?
"We go to Jim Knox..."
"Why are you yelling? You're a foot from me..."
by Updog on Aug 18, 2008 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes please
We have Chris Davis. And while you’re at it toss Arias out there as some trade bait to for pitching
"Over the years, my favorite pastime outside baseball is driving through a pasture looking at cattle." - Nolan Ryan
by hurlerhurley on Aug 18, 2008 10:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
983 injury days on DL...
26 different players have spent time on there…
Did Emily Jones say 20 of those were pitchers?
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 10:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That is so bad its almost comical
Anyone know what the record is?
by laxtonto on Aug 18, 2008 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gotta be approaching it I would imagine...
That’s 5.4 full MLB seasons (I think 182 days is considered a full season) with more than a month to go in the season. We should easily top 6 to 6.5 full seasons.
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 10:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
CWS
won again. Beat the M’s 13-5.
I might put some money on the CWS winning the WS. And I’m serious.
"Over the years, my favorite pastime outside baseball is driving through a pasture looking at cattle." - Nolan Ryan
by hurlerhurley on Aug 18, 2008 10:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Typical 2008 Ranger game
1-Scott Feldman has good outing until he struggles in his last inning
2-A reliever comes in and blows the lead
3-Bad umpiring call costs the Rangers 1 run and gives the opponent the lead
4-Wright comes in, and a an error on an easy play costs the Rangers 4 runs
5-Another horrible call gives the opponent an out
6-Mr. Unclutch (Chris Davis) fails to get a hit in two key occasions, one being in the 9th
7-The Rangers ALMOST come back
Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future
by Steal Home on Aug 18, 2008 10:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
the rangers are just prick teasers
¡yo soy Horsedooty!
I soloed in the Mile High Club!
by horsedooty on Aug 18, 2008 11:23 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
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