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2, for the number of runs the Rangers need to come back.

 

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I got a question

Why would the games need to move from Tampa Bay for a tropical storm if they play in a dome?

Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.

by bigsteve on Aug 18, 2008 9:24 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Because it's not very safe...

for fans to travel to a game in the middle of a tropical storm?

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 9:25 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

people dont drive to baseball games in tropical storms.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 18, 2008 9:25 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

People don't go to games at that god-forsaken park anyway

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 9:25 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ha

Good point.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 9:25 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Because there's a tropical storm

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 18, 2008 9:51 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How does my ass taste, let's hope we get to ask that question

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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 9:24 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Also

No Misty May butt pics in this thread.

by Adam J. Morris on Aug 18, 2008 9:25 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You're just asking for...

Misty May breast pics with the way you worded that

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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 9:26 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

rally time

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 9:25 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

damn... now that is sexy

me loves me some

"Over the years, my favorite pastime outside baseball is driving through a pasture looking at cattle." - Nolan Ryan

by hurlerhurley on Aug 18, 2008 9:27 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How about a rally Wookie?

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 9:28 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Rally Andrews!!!

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 9:29 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

einmal!!!

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 9:30 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jamey Wright is up in the pen...

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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 9:27 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Haha!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 18, 2008 9:29 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm still not sure if that's delight or utter pain...

which about sums up the typical Jamey Wright outing as of late.

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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 9:30 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How do you

go 3-and-out against a limpdick like Glover?

by Rangerchick on Aug 18, 2008 9:32 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

heh

limpdick

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 9:34 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bachelorette party on a Monday night?

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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That girl looks like she is 16

How is she getting married already? And also, why is Knox allowed near them?

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I want to have my bachelorette party at a baseball game

My friends will all hate me though. Because none of them like sports.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:34 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Thanks!!

Maybe the LSBers can just come to my bachelorette party instead.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:36 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

All in favor of every LSBer coming to BBIMBF's bachelorette party at RBIA...

…getting turbo-drunk and hunting down Jim Knox?

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 18, 2008 9:37 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

As long as he doesn't ask me about the honeymoon

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:37 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I was just thinking...

…we could combine it with the First Annual LSB Knox Stalk…

by Adam J. Morris on Aug 18, 2008 9:38 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Someone print up tee-shirts.

Sweet lord, this could be the most epic evening ever.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 18, 2008 9:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Or we could make our own!!!!

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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 9:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Only if we have an f'n suite!

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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 9:38 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ROADIE!!!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 18, 2008 9:38 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Spectacular!!!

Who wants to be on the planning committee for that.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 9:38 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well someone better be in charge

of finding me a fiance first. Small detail, I know.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:38 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

not important

the important thing is hunting down Knoxie

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 9:39 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh yes, you have

But none of them know I exist.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:40 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well...

if they must know you exist, I’m sure miles would be more than up for it!

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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 9:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wait...

…no one suggested Miles.

And I don’t believe I would be deemed “hot” enough for his standards.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:42 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Why should that be a pre-requisite?

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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 9:39 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Very true...

…and I think we could make that possible

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:40 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Chris Davis.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 18, 2008 9:40 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If CD proposed

I’d skip the wedding to get to the honeymoon.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:40 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

To quote Rod Flanders...

…“Ahh, my freakin’ ears!”

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 18, 2008 9:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh shush

Like I haven’t had to look at naked female butt all night long

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:42 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's not naked!

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 18, 2008 9:43 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's more naked than clothed

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:43 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

....maybe.

Agree to disagree to agree to let Misty May’s ass roam free.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 18, 2008 9:44 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you got me there

as always though, you are always welcome to post female butt pics if you’d like :D

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 9:45 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

+1

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Aug 18, 2008 9:43 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Have you been working on our stash?

I think with the Olympics we oughta be able to find some really good stuff.

by RachelB on Aug 18, 2008 9:43 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Can't go wrong with this...

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:44 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's not naked...

there’s a particle of swimsuit there…

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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 9:43 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Haha

Zing!

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 9:43 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

there's alot of hurleyhurler ammunition in here

might want to watch it

I'm undefeated in fights. Have I been in any? No. Thats because people know my f'ing status. Don't mess with the elite. - Miles

by Dirk Diggler on Aug 18, 2008 9:44 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

shoo

I already have determined that if I ever get married, I MIGHT show up at the reception for a few minutes. Just for courtesy’s sake.

by RachelB on Aug 18, 2008 9:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That sounds like a plan

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:42 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

step 1 find a fiance

step 3 profit!

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Aug 18, 2008 9:42 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

+ an underpants gnome.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 18, 2008 9:42 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well, I dunno about the turbo-drunk part

But I’m in.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 9:38 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

same here

I’ll have fonder memories if I stay sober.

by RachelB on Aug 18, 2008 9:39 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I prefer no memories.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 18, 2008 9:40 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm there

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 18, 2008 9:38 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

A typical miles post...

“I’ll go, but only to bang some of the other girls there.”

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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 9:37 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I was waiting for someone

to chime in with something like that

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:37 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Miles has stayed away lately...

so someone had to fill in with his typical response. It’s so predictable.

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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 9:38 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he cant say bang anymore though

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Aug 18, 2008 9:42 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Holy Hell!!!

The soon to be Mrs. wants to meet Josh Lewin. I love Lewin, but not many people actually want to meet him.

Knox also asks an extremely awkward question by asking if the girl wants her honeymoon at the Ballpark too. umm, right

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 9:35 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Knoxie wants to be a part of it

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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 9:36 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

As long as he remains 100 meters away

the courts can’t say anything about it

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 9:36 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

honeymoon at the ballpark...

…hmm…..

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:37 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I mean, I can't say I haven't thought about it.

But Jim was no part of those thoughts.

And neither was anybody who exists in my real life.

by RachelB on Aug 18, 2008 9:37 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

+1

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:38 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh, no.

Jim did NOT just ask her about the honeymoon.

by RachelB on Aug 18, 2008 9:35 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ha ha

YES, yes he did.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:36 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh. Em. Gee.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 18, 2008 9:36 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's intense

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 9:37 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hilarious

Simply hilarious, he wanted to just walk away after she rejected the honeymoon question. Yet, he had no out, and no other questions, not even a sorry.

by gamerabcd on Aug 18, 2008 9:38 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it would be a funny thing to see in Family Guy

Not so much in an in-game interview during a Rangers game

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 9:39 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

guess i won't

be posting my jamey pic tonight

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Aug 18, 2008 9:38 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Blaze up 1-0

Zach Phillips pitching tonight. I’ve not gave up on him.

damn Johnny with a SO :(

"Over the years, my favorite pastime outside baseball is driving through a pasture looking at cattle." - Nolan Ryan

by hurlerhurley on Aug 18, 2008 9:39 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Metcalf = The New Vazquez

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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 9:40 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Metcalf!!!

What the hell!!! You’re supposed to be the good fielder. You can’t hit worth a dam so learn how to field those

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 9:40 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Uh huh

That might be the nail in the coffin. Offense has really scuffled lately.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 9:41 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no bueno

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Aug 18, 2008 9:41 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

No Kinsler + Losing =

Watching other baseball games and carefully checking Rangers box scores at the end of the day.

by philkid3 on Aug 18, 2008 9:43 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What purpose does Metcalf serve?

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 18, 2008 9:43 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

replacement in the event 2 of your 4 infielders are injured?

hes getting displaced when blalock comes back anyway.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 18, 2008 9:44 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

heh

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 18, 2008 9:46 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

rec good sir

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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 9:46 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i know theres a thread

but….

smoak 1 for 3 with a double and a walk, woo!

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 18, 2008 9:44 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

whereever that thread is

let me YAY now

"Over the years, my favorite pastime outside baseball is driving through a pasture looking at cattle." - Nolan Ryan

by hurlerhurley on Aug 18, 2008 9:45 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

when are you taking vacation

hmmm, dog races or horse races?

http://www.texashorserace.com/

"Over the years, my favorite pastime outside baseball is driving through a pasture looking at cattle." - Nolan Ryan

by hurlerhurley on Aug 18, 2008 9:47 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

well, this game is over.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Aug 18, 2008 9:44 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Greatness

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 18, 2008 9:45 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And to go with the theme tonihgt...

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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What I've learned today

Belt-high sinkers aren’t a good pitch.

by Adam J. Morris on Aug 18, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What I've learned today

This entire fucking team despises Scooter!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 18, 2008 9:46 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I just bought the first two books in the Twilight series.

I haven’t read much fiction in the last few years, but the Rangers have been losing their status as my happy place, fantasy escape from life.

by RachelB on Aug 18, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm afraid to read that series.

The fans are rabid and scary.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Aug 18, 2008 9:47 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well, that's somewhat appropriate

I just loooooved the first one. I didn’t expect to either. I don’t usually get into the fantasy/scifi stuff.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:49 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jealous!!

I read the entire first book on Saturday. In five hours. I now have to wait for the others to get here.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:47 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 9:47 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

haha!!

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 18, 2008 9:47 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Aww

Poor horse.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:47 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nah,

they taste good.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 18, 2008 9:49 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How...

does that happen? This boggles my mind

by hungrysasquatch on Aug 18, 2008 9:48 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah

That was my first throught when I found that pic.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 9:50 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

holy hell, that's an epic fail!!!

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 9:49 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

fake

-1

"Over the years, my favorite pastime outside baseball is driving through a pasture looking at cattle." - Nolan Ryan

by hurlerhurley on Aug 18, 2008 9:52 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

-1

on the fake horse pic.

"Over the years, my favorite pastime outside baseball is driving through a pasture looking at cattle." - Nolan Ryan

by hurlerhurley on Aug 18, 2008 9:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

RALLY RALLY CAR!

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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 9:47 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Also

Everyone participating in The First Annual LSB Knox Stalk has to tell the TBIA people that it is their birthday, so we can all be on the Diamondvision during birthday time.

by Adam J. Morris on Aug 18, 2008 9:47 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I can see it now:

“Happy 11th Birthday, miles!”

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 18, 2008 9:48 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We will need BBIMBF and RachelB there...

for our kiss cam time too.

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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 9:48 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Uh...who do i have to kiss?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:48 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Lonestar Jon

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 18, 2008 9:49 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Don't worry, I'm only half as creepy as Jim Knox

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 9:51 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Aww

I was about to say I could handle that. :)

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:51 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Haha

Nice.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 9:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you get your choice

I know, so many wonderful options to chose from…

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 9:49 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ew.

Flat refusal.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:51 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You owe me a new keyboard.

Mine’s covered with vomit.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 18, 2008 9:51 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

heh!

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 18, 2008 9:54 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You

Evil Bastard! Do you even know who your Mother is???

;)

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 18, 2008 9:52 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

who am I kissing?

just so there are no surprises…

by RachelB on Aug 18, 2008 9:48 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

i'm going out on a limb here

and saying eachoher

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Aug 18, 2008 9:49 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

um...no offense to Rachel

but i’m not Katy Perry

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:50 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It just doesn't appeal to me

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:52 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah

me neither.

sorry, guys.

by RachelB on Aug 18, 2008 9:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's a catchy song

I will sing along with it in my car/office wherever I hear it. Good stuff.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:55 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

My roommate sings it

doesn’t have the same effect coming from him

by hungrysasquatch on Aug 18, 2008 9:56 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Probably not

Does he sing with falsetto though? That could be amusing.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:56 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

at first i thought it was a jill soblie cover

then i heard it and was like, wtf is this dance crap stuff that just got stuck in my head

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Aug 18, 2008 9:55 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LOL

I had friends talking about it all the time and I decided to go listen to it and searched YouTube.

I started thinking, “what the? A country song is this popular?” The search results came up with the Soblie song and I thought that was “the” song for a good month.

by philkid3 on Aug 18, 2008 9:57 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

*snickers*

I hadn’t ever heard that song until a few days ago, and I had just the first couple of lines of the chorus stuck in my head all day at work.

I sing a lot at work. I had to really refrain from humming that one.

by RachelB on Aug 18, 2008 9:54 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

it might appeal chris davis though

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Aug 18, 2008 9:54 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hmm...

if it would result in a kiss from him, I might think about it.

Rachel, would you do that for me?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:55 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

but wait,

Does it result in a kiss for me from a PTBNL as well?

by RachelB on Aug 18, 2008 9:56 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Absolutely

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:57 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Okay guys

Now you know what you have to do to get Rachel and I to kiss each other.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:58 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

for how much money?

rolls eyes

Gdawg says I get my choice. Does that include of the players?

by RachelB on Aug 18, 2008 9:50 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yep

You get to choose between Laird, Guardado, Millwood, and Madrigal.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 9:51 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hmm..

That’d be a tough choice.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:52 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I've got my pick of the four.

But I have higher preferences.

do they have to be on the active roster???

by RachelB on Aug 18, 2008 9:52 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I would actually pay good money to kiss

CD (no brainer) or minor leaguer Truan Mehl.

There are a few others that would be worthy of a donation as well.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:54 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

hey i was just saying thats probably what the response would be.

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Aug 18, 2008 9:51 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You are on fire today

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 9:50 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Good for him.

Good for him.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 18, 2008 9:50 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That weird Royals blogger...

who always comes over in time for a series with them to post some long funny diatribe.

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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 9:50 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

RoyalsReview?

That guy rules.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 18, 2008 9:51 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

we can tell them whatever we want...

They don’t care when our birthdays are if we pay the money to get up there.

by RachelB on Aug 18, 2008 9:48 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Like those strange people in "Bubble Boy"

All the males have one name and all the females have another name. They have no identity except as part of the religious cult.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:48 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

see what needs to happen is this

everyone sits in the fox box….let knoxie come to you, THEN you stalk him around the ballpark all creepy like.

to make it even creepier everyone needs to be wearing the same thing.

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Aug 18, 2008 9:51 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HAHA

that is soooo actually… doable.

by RachelB on Aug 18, 2008 9:51 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I vote pink and purple polka dots

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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 9:52 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

what I 've learned today

keep FX2 and Wright out of close games

¡yo soy Horsedooty!

I soloed in the Mile High Club!

by horsedooty on Aug 18, 2008 9:47 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

leaving benoit and madrigal as our go to guys, woo!

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 18, 2008 9:48 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Can't wait to see our version of Ganderson

Borbon lighting up the basepaths with Andrus and Vallejo

by gamerabcd on Aug 18, 2008 9:49 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

woo, 1-2-3 sweep in some hurdle race for the USA

rangers suck.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 18, 2008 9:51 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I swear...

all the track and field stuff just blends together into a heap of stuff I can’t keep up with.

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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 9:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Blaze with the bases loaded

Johnny at the plate

"Over the years, my favorite pastime outside baseball is driving through a pasture looking at cattle." - Nolan Ryan

by hurlerhurley on Aug 18, 2008 9:53 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OK, question.

During KnoxStalk, what do we do when Knox puts us on and asks one of us a question?

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 18, 2008 9:54 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nothing...

we act like we didn’t hear the question and just stare awkwardly at the camera making no noise or gestures.

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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 9:55 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

HOLY SHIT WHAT IF WE ALL CAME DRESSED AS KNOX

Sorry for that outburst, but I am seriously excited about that possibility.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer

by ghtd36 on Aug 18, 2008 9:57 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ooh

pose as a jim knox fan club

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Aug 18, 2008 9:58 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

turn it around and question him

answer everything with a question.

do you like your job? that wasn’t a question, do you like your gig? ANSWER THE QUESTION

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Aug 18, 2008 9:57 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nice camerwork fsn.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 18, 2008 9:55 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

So all we need to do is talk about random crap

instead of posting rally pics to get a rally started

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 9:55 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Apparently, yes

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:56 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hey...

I posted a Rally Rally Car at the start of this inning.

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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 9:56 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Eureka?

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 9:56 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Castle?

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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 9:57 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"Random Crap"

good name for a band?

Call 1-800-DOCTORB. The B is for bargain!

by Panorama on Aug 18, 2008 9:56 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

if only it was a rally to get the rangers up 5 runs

and not within a run or two.

if we even score.. sigh.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 18, 2008 9:57 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

we need that sexy hot Rally Ref again

I might just get off on that

"Over the years, my favorite pastime outside baseball is driving through a pasture looking at cattle." - Nolan Ryan

by hurlerhurley on Aug 18, 2008 9:58 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WOOOOOOOOO

i was sure he had it. nice one.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 18, 2008 9:57 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's how we do!!!

Cat was an a few inches away from making it totally spectacular

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 18, 2008 9:58 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lol

eom

"Over the years, my favorite pastime outside baseball is driving through a pasture looking at cattle." - Nolan Ryan

by hurlerhurley on Aug 18, 2008 9:59 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yay Catalanotto!

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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 9:58 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Agreed.

Both of us.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:58 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Facebook fiasco?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 10:02 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ahh...

Missed that one, I guess

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 10:04 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If only you would agree every game...

we’d be 162-0

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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 9:59 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Everytime a bell rings....

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 10:00 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And not just any girl either :)

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 9:59 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

of course not

I was just trying to avoid posting almost the exact same comment twice…

by RachelB on Aug 18, 2008 10:00 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Good point

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 10:01 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

YESSSSS

Ya know, Granderson is a shitty CF.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 9:58 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'd take him

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 18, 2008 9:59 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Who would be best suited as a RF...

Granderson in CF, Hammy in RF, murph/byrd platoon in left.. bank it!

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 18, 2008 10:01 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

+1

He had a +20 last year and a +12 his rookie year.

Bad year this year, but I’d expect more of the past than the present in the future.

by philkid3 on Aug 18, 2008 10:00 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Well, he's having a shitty night at least

I haven’t seen a guy miss so many balls in one night in a long time.

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 10:01 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yup

He’s not having a very good year period. And tonight he’s been attrocious.

by philkid3 on Aug 18, 2008 10:02 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Common Vazquez...

please no freaky triple play!

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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 9:59 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Farnsworth

blows as hard as he sucks.

by Rangerchick on Aug 18, 2008 10:00 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Why are you hitting Arias for Boggs?

That doesn’t make any sense at all.

by Athos on Aug 18, 2008 10:01 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Brandon is in a mild slump

"Over the years, my favorite pastime outside baseball is driving through a pasture looking at cattle." - Nolan Ryan

by hurlerhurley on Aug 18, 2008 10:02 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yes it does!

http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER

by gossamer on Aug 18, 2008 10:02 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Boggs must be hurt

is all I can think of

Call 1-800-DOCTORB. The B is for bargain!

by Panorama on Aug 18, 2008 10:02 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

JMJ time?

A Lonestar in California

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.

by lonestarJon on Aug 18, 2008 10:04 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ugh

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Aug 18, 2008 10:01 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

quick

start talking about random crap again

by hungrysasquatch on Aug 18, 2008 10:01 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

just random anything,

or specifically tailored to make boys squirm?

by RachelB on Aug 18, 2008 10:02 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I could find another picture of Michael Phelps

Or talk about my future as Mrs. CD

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 10:04 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nice

that’s what I’m talking about

by hungrysasquatch on Aug 18, 2008 10:06 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ADHD or not, I think the man is part Adonis

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 10:08 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

do i have to counter this with the feres twins??

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Aug 18, 2008 10:10 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yes

yes you do

I'm undefeated in fights. Have I been in any? No. Thats because people know my f'ing status. Don't mess with the elite. - Miles

by Dirk Diggler on Aug 18, 2008 10:12 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Aug 18, 2008 10:19 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

atta boy

I'm undefeated in fights. Have I been in any? No. Thats because people know my f'ing status. Don't mess with the elite. - Miles

by Dirk Diggler on Aug 18, 2008 10:21 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I see your Phelps, and raise you the Kallur twins

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by rangers85 on Aug 18, 2008 10:13 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And I counter with the Navy water polo team

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 10:14 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

And a little Thomas Diamond

He doesn’t need to be shirtless with blues like those

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 10:21 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oooooh

I didn’t know that about him…

by RachelB on Aug 18, 2008 10:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The funny thing is

I’m not even into blue eyes. Most of the time. Thomas is one of three exceptions I’ve found.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 10:23 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I don't seek them out

But there have been a few with blue eyes that I could just get lost in.

by RachelB on Aug 18, 2008 10:24 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Same here

Thomas Diamond
Jake Gyllenhaal
and a piece of local eye candy that I really want to forget but can’t.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 18, 2008 10:25 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

godaddy.com is a fine website.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 18, 2008 10:02 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

woo, random success.

the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is

by DSheppard on Aug 18, 2008 10:02 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs