8/19/08 game day thread 2
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 19, 2008 9:18 PM CDT
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This is really getting old
Yet I’m still going to be watching the same old crap tomorrow night.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 19, 2008 9:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
it's like heroin
you know it’s horrible and you should just say no, but you can’t
by TxStCa on Aug 19, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Whatev, I play Herion Hero.
"We go to Jim Knox..."
"Why are you yelling? You're a foot from me..."
by Updog on Aug 19, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
come on lisa
this time of year has been to appreciate the youngster for decades. its all good. the future cant come fast enough for me, but i dont want any1 to be rushed. 2 years from now…
… its gonna be good!
"I’m sure you’ve seen Kiker before but I’ll just reiterate that the kid is mean on the mound. He is only 5’10’’ but he is an intimidator. He looks like he hates hitters. He has the juice for pressure situations."
-Jason Parks on Jul 22, 2008 10:08 PM
by Jayslick on Aug 19, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thats the kind of call
theres no excuse for an umpire missing.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 19, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
just stop... it stop it now
no bitch ass crying tonight
Hey Miles... Our HP Boy had dinner with Troy Aikman and Tony Romo
by hurlerhurley on Aug 19, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what the hell?
i made one comment about it. it WAS blatantly wrong. jesus you are annoying.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 19, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He was definitely out...
I’ve seen closer plays.
by Chris Hanes on Aug 19, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Adam's Bah
means the samething
Hey Miles... Our HP Boy had dinner with Troy Aikman and Tony Romo
by hurlerhurley on Aug 19, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
but maybe not better than
double sigh
Hey Miles... Our HP Boy had dinner with Troy Aikman and Tony Romo
by hurlerhurley on Aug 19, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dang
triple balls
"We go to Jim Knox..."
"Why are you yelling? You're a foot from me..."
by Updog on Aug 19, 2008 9:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ok well
guess we can let Joyce go for 3 in a game..hell why not
by TxStCa on Aug 19, 2008 9:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
im running out of relievers that i even remotely trust.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 19, 2008 9:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That seems about right.....
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 19, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What the eff was that???
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 19, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
eff???
just say it, mic. What the Fuck was that. No need to be lady like on LSB when we’re losing
Hey Miles... Our HP Boy had dinner with Troy Aikman and Tony Romo
by hurlerhurley on Aug 19, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
stunned.
just stunned.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 19, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
To quote Charlie Brown
ARRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH
"We go to Jim Knox..."
"Why are you yelling? You're a foot from me..."
by Updog on Aug 19, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OMG
wtf was that!@?
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Aug 19, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 19, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's games like this that make me feel sorry for Wash.
Seriously, he’s got to be thinking he’s cursed. His pitching sucks and when it doesn’t his defense turns to shit.
by Athos on Aug 19, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
oh yeah
forgot we can cuss on here
FUCKITY FUCK FUCK
by TxStCa on Aug 19, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Bad News Bears
"We go to Jim Knox..."
"Why are you yelling? You're a foot from me..."
by Updog on Aug 19, 2008 9:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
CF calls the shots
Josh should have just pushed Boggs and gotten it
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 19, 2008 9:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Exactly...Hamilton should have made the play.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 19, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that better not go as a hit
giving 3rbis on that popup is a travesty.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 19, 2008 9:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
THAT WAS STUPID!
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
by rangers85 on Aug 19, 2008 9:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
"I’m sure you’ve seen Kiker before but I’ll just reiterate that the kid is mean on the mound. He is only 5’10’’ but he is an intimidator. He looks like he hates hitters. He has the juice for pressure situations."
-Jason Parks on Jul 22, 2008 10:08 PM
by Jayslick on Aug 19, 2008 9:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
haha
now i like this. I know it’s a tree and it’s like things are so bad I want to die . But I got so pissed at my vegetable garden the other day cause my pepper plants started to get these strange hole like bites in the peppers. And my Egg plants which by the way is the first year I planted them have started to bend over and dragging the ground even after I staked them. My Tomatoes are still doing very good and my cucumbers have been really good but are starting to die out. Overall good veggies I’ve got this year but I’ve also had some problems and wanted to hang myself cause of several things. Nevermind.. just a garden rant
Hey Miles... Our HP Boy had dinner with Troy Aikman and Tony Romo
by hurlerhurley on Aug 19, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
error
id give that one to hamilton, it was his ball to get.
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Aug 19, 2008 9:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
lmao
that is the funniest thing ever, epic fail
-Wakes
by Wakes1331 on Aug 19, 2008 9:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hey Telegraph, This is absolute gold man....Im definately impressed...yeah i rec in a game thread
The Kuebler-Ross Model of Rangers Pitching
Step 1: Denial (It’s just bad luck, none of the balls were hit that hard…. If it was 5 inches to the left, they’d been outs)
Step 2: Anger ( WHY CAN’T YOU THROW A FUCKING STRIKE???!!? )
Step 3: Bargaining ( If we just hold them to 2 runs this inning, our offense will have a chance in the bottom of the 9th! )
Step 4: Depression ( Another 3-run home run by a scrub… why do I even bother… )
Step 5: Insanity ( Don’t worry, we have a ton of up-and-coming prospects who will turn into aces in a couple of years! )
by laxtonto on Aug 19, 2008 9:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Dude, you've got it all wrong
YOU SUCK!!!! Why you dissin tha Red n’ Blue!?!
Come on… just see it through our eyes….
Well… when you’re right you’re right… I guess..
Whatev, we ain’t out yet. It’s RALLY RALLY CAR TIME! FLAIR DEMANDS IT! WOOOOOOOO!
"We go to Jim Knox..."
"Why are you yelling? You're a foot from me..."
by Updog on Aug 19, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
FUCK FLAIR, TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by awillis111 on Aug 19, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
...what did you say?
"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
by ghtd36 on Aug 19, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I said
FUCK FLAIR, TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Anymore questions?
by awillis111 on Aug 19, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're dead to me.
"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
by ghtd36 on Aug 19, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
On behalf of Flair and his supporters,
fuck you too.
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 19, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Flair? Flair?
That long haird, whiney, poser of a little sissy? Who can’t even follow his fall down and bleed scripts? Surely you jest ……
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
by Ed Coffin on Aug 19, 2008 10:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wash to Laird at the mound:
What the EFF was THAT?!?
"We go to Jim Knox..."
"Why are you yelling? You're a foot from me..."
by Updog on Aug 19, 2008 9:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes, because everything I type here
Goes straight to Wash’s ear
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 19, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Naw, that was at the pitching change.
6 minutes and 6 runs ago.
"We go to Jim Knox..."
"Why are you yelling? You're a foot from me..."
by Updog on Aug 19, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Unfortunately...
that will be a “highlight” on Baseball Tonight…..arghhhhhh
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 19, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yes, because they rejoice in showing our misery
The Davis HR won’t make it, but THAT will
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 19, 2008 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You need to take over picking the highlights for BT
"We go to Jim Knox..."
"Why are you yelling? You're a foot from me..."
by Updog on Aug 19, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish I could
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 19, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd have at least two minutes
devoted to Chris Davis every night
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 19, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Two?
Seems short.
Maybe we’ll send Knoxie into the locker room for an interview. That can be top plays #10-6.
"We go to Jim Knox..."
"Why are you yelling? You're a foot from me..."
by Updog on Aug 19, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sweet
Thanks for encouraging that visual
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 19, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I know it's not Knoxie's style
but he’s a serious reporter…
I have misguided faith in him.
"We go to Jim Knox..."
"Why are you yelling? You're a foot from me..."
by Updog on Aug 19, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will not hear the end of it...
Two boys next door to me, 6 and 8 yrs old Tiger fans, gave me crap about last night’s game as soon as I came home from work today. I’m sure they’ll have a field day with me about that play.
by Chris Hanes on Aug 19, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You take crap from kids who can't read yet?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 19, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actually
The 6 year old is very smart. He passed a test this year to skip 1st grade. Can read quite well for a 6 year old.
Bottom line, yes, I take crap from them. Sad, huh?
by Chris Hanes on Aug 19, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess as Rangers fans, we have to
I take crap from Cubs, Yankees and Phillies fans all day
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 19, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Tooth Fairy should only be leaving them $20's
but the parents swap the $20’s with $1’s
"We go to Jim Knox..."
"Why are you yelling? You're a foot from me..."
by Updog on Aug 19, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sorry... for below. Noob mistake.
"We go to Jim Knox..."
"Why are you yelling? You're a foot from me..."
by Updog on Aug 19, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I knew where it was meant to go
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 19, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
just tell them there's no santa claus
and if they still give you crap, throw in that theres no easter bunny.
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Aug 19, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How about some Farm freshness
Feliz with 5 no hit ball tonight, before the rain, topped out at estimated 101 with slow gun in SA.
by gamerabcd on Aug 19, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Do heads even roll over this shit?
Does it even matter anymore?
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 19, 2008 9:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Haven't for going on three years now.
Why start now?
I Stole The Red Finger !
by Clueless on Aug 19, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
they fired the pitching coach
who tought all these guys to suck FWIW
"I’m sure you’ve seen Kiker before but I’ll just reiterate that the kid is mean on the mound. He is only 5’10’’ but he is an intimidator. He looks like he hates hitters. He has the juice for pressure situations."
-Jason Parks on Jul 22, 2008 10:08 PM
by Jayslick on Aug 19, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Okay!
Now taking suggestions for how I get over this team. This is two weeks in a row I’ve been a terrible mood at work thanks to the Rangers.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 19, 2008 9:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I could take suggestions too
Although the crap I deal with at work doesn’t really help either.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 19, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Micah
Fuck ‘em if they can’t take a joke
by awillis111 on Aug 19, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
???
Confused.
There is no joke at work. Only a chauvinistic, racist, bigoted office-mate.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 19, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK
Lousvile slugger about the ears then
by awillis111 on Aug 19, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Heh. Wash is in the dugout writing out his suicide note.
by Athos on Aug 19, 2008 9:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL!!!
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 19, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's harsh dude
Letter of Resignation would suffice
by awillis111 on Aug 19, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, he has so much to complain about
By the time he gets done, Wilmer Font might be getting set to hit free agency
by Telegraph on Aug 19, 2008 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
just turned the game on a few minutes ago
How has Arias looked?
by naropean on Aug 19, 2008 9:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
shitty
Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future
by Steal Home on Aug 19, 2008 9:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This might be awful, but I'm ready for this team to hit the road
Then maybe Josh can get some rest (away from the newborn) and clear his head.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 19, 2008 9:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice AB, Ramon
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 19, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WE'RE COMING BACK!!
"I’m sure you’ve seen Kiker before but I’ll just reiterate that the kid is mean on the mound. He is only 5’10’’ but he is an intimidator. He looks like he hates hitters. He has the juice for pressure situations."
-Jason Parks on Jul 22, 2008 10:08 PM
by Jayslick on Aug 19, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Vazquez
Clutch hit.
Just at the wrong time of the wrong game.
"We go to Jim Knox..."
"Why are you yelling? You're a foot from me..."
by Updog on Aug 19, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Sorry
YEAH WE CUMMINZ BAKK!!!!
"We go to Jim Knox..."
"Why are you yelling? You're a foot from me..."
by Updog on Aug 19, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's up dog!
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Aug 19, 2008 9:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah, what the hell... SPARKLE MOTION!
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
by rangers85 on Aug 19, 2008 9:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ian's ADD must be kicking in big time
With all this time on the bench
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 19, 2008 9:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What did you say about Flair?
"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
by ghtd36 on Aug 19, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Must have
I dunno where he might have gone though. Probably to throw up.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 19, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
My computer took a dump on me
I was editing an image in photobucket while trying to run a gameday thread, TVants, and MLB audio at the same time. Not a good idea.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 19, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sounds like you need more power!
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Aug 19, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
More virtual memory
Is more like it.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 19, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LSJ
You’re still with us?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 19, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep
My computer momentarily wasn’t though.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 19, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Boggs with the base hit
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Aug 19, 2008 9:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i really want young
to get a hit
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Aug 19, 2008 9:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
As we all do
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Aug 19, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He needs to get to 200 this year
the little victories is all we have left
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 19, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he may not get to 190
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Aug 19, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Personally, as the guy identified as Young's biggest fan around here ...
I really wish they’d give the 200 hits bit a rest. He hasn’t been the same hitter this season, largely because he rarely hits for any power any more and instead has started slap-hitting. The last thing he needs is encouragement to continue that trend in hopes of achieving a meaningless milestone.
by Athos on Aug 19, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
IM TIRED OF THIS SHITTY TEAM PLAYING EVEN SHITTIER THAN POSSIBLE
fire Ron Washington. hes a complete dumbass. doesnt know how to make a lineup, he certainly has no fucking idea how to manage a bullpen, i mean seriously Padilla has thrown over 100 pitchers and just gave up a homer to Matt Joyce yet he leaves him out there then bam another homer he finally wakes up, and he cant teach worth shit, the only reason we are even around .500 is because of Rudy, Rons says you have to win by pitching and defense yet we are last in both
sign a 3 good free agent pitchers, 2 bullpen and one starter.
Then trade away all of our hitters who have any value and get some pitching. young, kinsler, HAMILTON, laird,etc.
Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future
by Steal Home on Aug 19, 2008 9:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Steal Home for GM!
How could we lose?
by naropean on Aug 19, 2008 9:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah!
screw this, lets stop posting here and become astros fans!!! you with me?
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Aug 19, 2008 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nope
Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future
by Steal Home on Aug 19, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's right
Get rid of everybody and bring up the position players from Clinton
by awillis111 on Aug 19, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
nope, we trade away hitters
Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future
by Steal Home on Aug 19, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah who needs hitters
its pretty obvious the offense has been kickass the past week
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Aug 19, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the past weeek
our pitching staffs sure have been kickass this century.
You think we would just go all out and unload hitters for pitching even if you have to enomormously overpay.
Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future
by Steal Home on Aug 19, 2008 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dumbass,
if you trase away all the offense for pitching, who are you gonna have left??
by awillis111 on Aug 19, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
A fantastic 1-5 that go 9 IP a game and win every game 0-0
but get the win based on the fact that they never throw a ball.
Strikes only.
"We go to Jim Knox..."
"Why are you yelling? You're a foot from me..."
by Updog on Aug 19, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lets see
1B-Gac
2B-Vaiello
SS-Andrus
3B-Vazquez
LF-JMJ
CF-Borbon
RF-the guy who ran from the stands
C-Max Ramirez
DH-let the pitchers hit
Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future
by Steal Home on Aug 19, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
randy galloway
is that you?
"Well, the Dallas Mavericks got beat by the New Orleans Hornets last night ending their season. Word is that someone on the team is dating Jessica Simpson." - Jay Leno
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by hinduplaya on Aug 19, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Flagged
For incoherence, stupidity and obnoxiousness.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 19, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
C'mon Josh
I know you could make up for that error right here
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 19, 2008 9:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
can we please not have a groundball to the right side.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 19, 2008 9:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Is Bradley hurt again?
Salty on deck
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 19, 2008 9:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Probably being yanked...
to rest him in a game that we don’t have a high likelihood to win in.
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by rangers85 on Aug 19, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
if so its stupid
lefty on the mound.. lets sub in our best lefty hitter for someone who cant touch lefties..
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 19, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
sub out*
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 19, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The kid
is in the pen getting ready to warm up a pitcher and is called to the dugout at the last minute to hit for Bradley (because Bradley decides his knee hurts and can’t hit) without even a few swings off a tee for warm-up and everyone is on his case for striking out. Come on!
by 3bagbeast on Aug 20, 2008 12:15 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
One of the things that bugs me
It seems every other time I see him vs. LHP he has a different batting stance or timing mechanism batting right-handed. He just hasn’t seemed able to figure things out from the right side this year, which is why I wish we had sent him to AAA immediately after the trade deadline and gotten him some more AB’s.
He’s actually hitting a solid .291/.415/.418 against RHP this year, but you wouldn’t know it thanks to the fact that he’s 12-for-74 against LHP. His struggles from the right side of the plate have really skewed his season #’s in a big way.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 20, 2008 7:38 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jon, do you remember
when he first came here and he hit pretty good with the so called Sheffield waggle with his bat? That was a mechanism that worked well for him and got him comfortable. Well, The powers that be stopped him from doing it and he has been struggling since. It doesnt help that they keep changing things almost every at bat. Swing at the first pitch, take the first pitch, open stance, close stance, wiggle the bat, don’t wiggle, open the lead foot, close the lead foot etc etc etc. Its almost like someone wants him to be successful with a different swing so they can take credit for it. Crazy. He wants to go back to what felt comfortable but he is thinking he wouldnt get any playing time at all if he did. They need to just leave him alone. Injuries have not made anything easier either. He will work it out off season and come to ST strong.
by 3bagbeast on Aug 20, 2008 9:22 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Probably pulled a stomach muscle..
throwing up after seeing the Hamilton/Boggs play…
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 19, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you must like Bradley
I think I might need to puke
Hey Miles... Our HP Boy had dinner with Troy Aikman and Tony Romo
by hurlerhurley on Aug 19, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
even less of a chance if bradley is out
-Wakes
by Wakes1331 on Aug 19, 2008 9:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
well at least
give him this at bat….not Salty who can’t hit a lick
by TxStCa on Aug 19, 2008 9:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
salty can hit righties alright
but v lefties.. hopeless.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 19, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ok
well if you can realize that, why can’t our numbskull manager? I’m tired of Ron Washington being a freakin’ idiot
by TxStCa on Aug 19, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well if bradley hurt himself yet again
he doesnt have a ton of options. cat cant hit lefties either. metcalf sucks.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 19, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn it Salty dog
Get a hit here.
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Aug 19, 2008 9:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wow
nolan looked absolutely beside himself…this has to wear on his skull
by TxStCa on Aug 19, 2008 9:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
UGH
I can’t stand Salty…if he even gets a hit right here, i might faint
by TxStCa on Aug 19, 2008 9:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Start fainting
"We go to Jim Knox..."
"Why are you yelling? You're a foot from me..."
by Updog on Aug 19, 2008 9:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That worked out as expected
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 19, 2008 9:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
STUPID MOVE WASH
YOU HAVE CAT ON THE BENCH WHO CAN ACTUALLY HIT
by TxStCa on Aug 19, 2008 9:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Cat can't hit this year either
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Aug 19, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
cat sucks against lefties
just as much as salty.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 19, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
rarely is the question asked
is our rangers learning?
http://www.buchanan4pres2008.org/
NIXON: NOW MORE THAN EVER
by gossamer on Aug 19, 2008 9:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nothing like striking out...
with the bat on your shoulder…..NICE JOB, SALTY!!!
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 19, 2008 9:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That Wild Card
well, is not looking good.
Hey Miles... Our HP Boy had dinner with Troy Aikman and Tony Romo
by hurlerhurley on Aug 19, 2008 9:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
yeah and i dont see the "Rangers" ever being good. ever
Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future
by Steal Home on Aug 19, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Tim Cowlishaw?
Is that you?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 19, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The dots are starting to connect
"We go to Jim Knox..."
"Why are you yelling? You're a foot from me..."
by Updog on Aug 19, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Then why don't you find a new team to bitch about
by awillis111 on Aug 19, 2008 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ever
Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future
by Steal Home on Aug 19, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
At least they got us to the football season in entertaining fashion...
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 19, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
2010 Baby!
I think so
Hey Miles... Our HP Boy had dinner with Troy Aikman and Tony Romo
by hurlerhurley on Aug 19, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
why?? it wont be any different than the past 8 years or this year or next year
Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future
by Steal Home on Aug 19, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ever
Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future
by Steal Home on Aug 19, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
another great move by washington
Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future
by Steal Home on Aug 19, 2008 9:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Poveda
2 IP, 3K and no runs so far, but had some control problems early
by Telegraph on Aug 19, 2008 9:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
For the record
I’m completely against resigning Bradley this offseason.
by hiafex on Aug 19, 2008 9:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
fwiw
me too
Hey Miles... Our HP Boy had dinner with Troy Aikman and Tony Romo
by hurlerhurley on Aug 19, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
great at bat byrd
just great.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 19, 2008 9:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
haha you know what
i think i’m too the point that if we could honestly trade one of our premier players (kinsler, hamilton, davis) for a premier pitcher, i think i would have to do it
-Wakes
by Wakes1331 on Aug 19, 2008 9:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
oh dude, you are so crazy!!!! wooooooo you are really really crazy. so dumb
Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future
by Steal Home on Aug 19, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was a crappy first pitch swing
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 19, 2008 9:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well it's raining here in South Arlington
Let’s hope this game doesn’t get caught in a rain delay.
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Aug 19, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't even have any words.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 19, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I have lots of words
But they’re not pretty ones.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 19, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
one word
shower :)
Hey Miles... Our HP Boy had dinner with Troy Aikman and Tony Romo
by hurlerhurley on Aug 19, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow.
From bases loaded with 1 out to 0 Runs in 5 pitches…awesome
by TxStCa on Aug 19, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm so down on Saltalasuckia ...
that I can’t even muster the energy to cleverly insult him after another poor plate appearance. I’m getting jaded by this team.
by Athos on Aug 19, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I wish I was jaded
Instead I just sit here and seethe night after night
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 19, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Me too. Me too.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 19, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
As do I
Since 1976 for me.
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Aug 19, 2008 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only 2005 for me
But I was raised a fan of the Iowa State Cyclones and the Chicago Cubs, so I’ve suffered a long time.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 19, 2008 9:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Only since about 1990 for me...
Not for sure when the first time I started following the Rangers was, think it was around 90/91, basically since I was old enough to follow any team.
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by rangers85 on Aug 19, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Welp
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 19, 2008 9:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I love the Chuck Morgan promos
that promise the best young nucleus of everyday players in the league.
Funny, he never mentions the pitchers.
Oh crap. Rain.
"We go to Jim Knox..."
"Why are you yelling? You're a foot from me..."
by Updog on Aug 19, 2008 9:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
A moron on the field?
Hmm…who’s missing from this board?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 19, 2008 9:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Here
unfortunately
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 19, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 19, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep
Glad you missed me :)
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 19, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Time called because there's a moron on the field"
LOL
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 19, 2008 9:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
naked on the field
we needed a streaker
Hey Miles... Our HP Boy had dinner with Troy Aikman and Tony Romo
by hurlerhurley on Aug 19, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hey
show the guy running, it’s better than this team we put on the field every night
by TxStCa on Aug 19, 2008 9:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that ball girl sure was laughing when she was getting their stuff. too bad they have a policy about showing people who get on the field….sometimes that would be fairly entertainig
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Aug 19, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Exactly...
I’m not sure that the policy of not showing streakers has made it any less common too. I saw show it, it provides a quick unexpected bit of entertainment.
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by rangers85 on Aug 19, 2008 9:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
goooo fan.
the rangers are driving people crazy.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 19, 2008 9:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Heh.
“Time called because there’s a moron on the field.”
Lewin is on tonight.
by Athos on Aug 19, 2008 9:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Really?
Is Lewin ever “on”?
He’s awful. I love that they played the promo with him saying “It looks like it’s going to be a magical summer in Arlington!” during the game.
Magical!?!?!
What a douche he is.
If 5 games out of the Wild Card lead in late-July is “magical”, then I can only imagine how he’d react to a real pennant race.
by Hard8 on Aug 19, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You = idiot.
Lewin is awesome.
"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin
by utlonghorn24 on Aug 20, 2008 1:22 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 20, 2008 7:38 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
CD on BT Top Ten
Michael Jackson toe-stand catch
"We go to Jim Knox..."
"Why are you yelling? You're a foot from me..."
by Updog on Aug 19, 2008 9:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice slide!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 19, 2008 9:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow.
Byrd and the glove have been incredible lately.
by Athos on Aug 19, 2008 9:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'm sure his baserunning still sucks though
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by rangers85 on Aug 19, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Byrd has been incredible lately
Period. One of those things I’m happy to be wrong about.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 19, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
to bad you can't say the same
about the bat (minus the 5 or 6 games)
by TxStCa on Aug 19, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great point...........
He pulled a Kevin Mench. He got ridiculously hot for about a 10 day stretch, so that will severely skew his numbers for the season.
by Hard8 on Aug 19, 2008 10:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
would that be the
leather part of his glove that has benn incredible
Hey Miles... Our HP Boy had dinner with Troy Aikman and Tony Romo
by hurlerhurley on Aug 19, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He said that you never blaspheme the Flair.
"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
by ghtd36 on Aug 19, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Lol wut will end you.
"We go to Jim Knox..."
"Why are you yelling? You're a foot from me..."
by Updog on Aug 19, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What about "Load me up" guy?
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by rangers85 on Aug 19, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he looks like that kid they just showed
by naropean on Aug 19, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol youth obesity
they keep showing this kid…
Knoxie must be around.
"We go to Jim Knox..."
"Why are you yelling? You're a foot from me..."
by Updog on Aug 19, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not sure why
But that really cracks me up tonight.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 19, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
- 5 scoops
DON"T TREAD ON LAIRD!!!
He’s big boned…. and sensitive….
"We go to Jim Knox..."
"Why are you yelling? You're a foot from me..."
by Updog on Aug 19, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ewww
I’ve seen enough
Hey Miles... Our HP Boy had dinner with Troy Aikman and Tony Romo
by hurlerhurley on Aug 19, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+ WOOOOOOOOOO!!!
"We go to Jim Knox..."
"Why are you yelling? You're a foot from me..."
by Updog on Aug 19, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 19, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Much love.
"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
by ghtd36 on Aug 19, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yes
loves me some
Hey Miles... Our HP Boy had dinner with Troy Aikman and Tony Romo
by hurlerhurley on Aug 19, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
There needs to be some bonding for the second tier players.
Pull the tarp out and send Vazquez, Metcalf, Arias, Boggs, and Salty out there for some slip ’n slide.
It worked before…
"We go to Jim Knox..."
"Why are you yelling? You're a foot from me..."
by Updog on Aug 19, 2008 9:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ok
I’m leaving…I’ll be back for the beating again tomorrow…same bat time…same bat channel
by TxStCa on Aug 19, 2008 9:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I am starting to understand why the look out landing guys are all kinda crazy
its the beating and the hopes crushed and hope brought back then crushed then repeat the cycle
by laxtonto on Aug 19, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No way we can get as bad as them though
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by rangers85 on Aug 19, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
we would need more liqour
you know thats a good idea
by laxtonto on Aug 19, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We really should have a drunk posting night on here...
everyone agree to get drunk while watching the game. By the time we start blowing things in the late innings we’ll all be trashed and who knows what we’ll say.
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by rangers85 on Aug 19, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've done that on other boards (not for sports)
It can get interesting
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 19, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm in
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 19, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
me too, want to try it tomorrow night?
Start a drunn only gameday thread?
by laxtonto on Aug 19, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think we best wait for a weekend game...
otherwise work could be a killer with how bad our games have got lately.
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by rangers85 on Aug 19, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I find it funny...
that 2 of the girls on the board are the first 2 to reply to this…
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by rangers85 on Aug 19, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+2 cosmos
"We go to Jim Knox..."
"Why are you yelling? You're a foot from me..."
by Updog on Aug 19, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
psh
Beer for me, thanks
Shiner or Fat Tire, preferably
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 19, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I find it
horny on my part
Hey Miles... Our HP Boy had dinner with Troy Aikman and Tony Romo
by hurlerhurley on Aug 19, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I shouldn't be in
But… I’m in
Hey Miles... Our HP Boy had dinner with Troy Aikman and Tony Romo
by hurlerhurley on Aug 19, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK i got a good thing bad thing question though
With as superstitious as baseball is, if we win, would this have a chance of turning us all into alcoholic?
Nevermind we dont meetings
by laxtonto on Aug 19, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
drunk posting nite
I always thought most of you here were drunk now!
¡yo soy Horsedooty!
I soloed in the Mile High Club!
by horsedooty on Aug 19, 2008 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Imagine what it'd be like if we were...
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by rangers85 on Aug 19, 2008 10:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Friday's game
vs. Cleveland.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 19, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aw! I want an away game
Because I’m going to be there Friday
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 19, 2008 9:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Might as well wait for next weekend then.
@ LAA. We know those will be ugly.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 19, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sounds like a plan
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by rangers85 on Aug 19, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wait crap...
I’ll be gone that weekend on the road for the TCU/New Mexico game in Albuquerque, I’ll be drinking, but won’t be on here posting.
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by rangers85 on Aug 19, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well...boo!
We can’t do it without you since it was your idea.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 19, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Are you gonna be gone the WHOLE weekend?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 19, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well..
I fly into Amarillo Friday night, gone all day Saturday driving to Albuquerque and back, could maybe do it Sunday but that’s an afternoon game I suppose
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by rangers85 on Aug 19, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's an afternoon game
But Monday is Labor DAy
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 19, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aw man
I’ll be on vacation then. We’ll actually be in Round Rock at the Round Rock Express game
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 19, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I agree
I was actually thinking one of those Angels games would be good. Because those are going to be awful beyond description.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 19, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The way this team is playing, it should probably be a weekly event.
by Athos on Aug 19, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That could work...
make it a weekly Rangers happy hour…every Friday night possibly…
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by rangers85 on Aug 19, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You can still participate
We will let you know what Lewin said about you
by Telegraph on Aug 19, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmn
That sounds like a good idea, ‘cept I don’t drink…
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 19, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And just load up on like Mountain Dew
or Red Bull or something
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 19, 2008 10:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
By the way, BBIMBF...
…I ended up splurging and buying a couple Vitamin Waters. Problem is, now I can’t eat for a week.
"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
by ghtd36 on Aug 19, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha ha
I know that feeling.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 19, 2008 10:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmn...
Yeah, I guess I’d at least be with you guys in spirit, eh?
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 19, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yeah slam 3 redbull and some nodooze
cracked out LSJ
by laxtonto on Aug 19, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good idea...
if anyone wants to go the no booze route, you have to drink only nyquil all night.
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by rangers85 on Aug 19, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not fair
The cops frown on me drinking, while I’m driving an 18 wheeler
by awillis111 on Aug 19, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's not a bad idea.
Stupid ideas normally sound quite a bit better when you’re loaded. That might make some of our crazy trade threads more palatable.
by Athos on Aug 19, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not to mention...
imagine the ideas we’ll come up with for KnoxStalk 2008!
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by rangers85 on Aug 19, 2008 10:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh, we will get worse
Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future
by Steal Home on Aug 19, 2008 9:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
come on CD
i need more silver lining.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 19, 2008 9:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
not exactly what i had in mind.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 19, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
im not even watching this game anymore
Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future
by Steal Home on Aug 19, 2008 9:57 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Why don't you just stop watching games period?
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 19, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs