8/2/08 game day thread
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 2, 2008 6:00 PM CDT
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Toronto Blue Jays at Texas Rangers, Aug 2, 2008 7:05 PM CDT
Current Series
3 game series vs Blue Jays @ Rangers Ballpark in Arlington
| Fri 08/01 | WP: C.J. Wilson (2 - 2) LP: B.J. Ryan (2 - 4) |
9 - 8 win |
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Toronto Blue Jays Saturday, Aug 2, 2008, 7:05 PM CDT Clear. Winds blowing in from right field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game Time temperature: Around 100.
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| Sun 08/03 | 7:05 PM CDT | |
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go rangers.
hopefully that guy has that stream up.
How's Dshep's ass taste?
by iorange555 on Aug 2, 2008 6:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yep
http://xssports.getfreehosting.co.uk/
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
anybody know
where lineups are posted first?
If there were no rewards to reap,
no loving embrace to see me through this tedious path I've chosen here,
I certainly would've walked away by now... Be patient
by trident on Aug 2, 2008 6:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Tonight's lineup
per DMN Blog
Ian Kinsler _ 2B
Frank Catalanotto _ DH
Michael Young _ SS
Josh Hamilton _ RF
Marlon Byrd _ CF
David Murphy _ LF
Gerald Laird _ C
Chris Davis _ 1B
Travis Metcalf _ 3B
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Michael Young batting third just makes me cringe.
Yeah yeah, line-up’s not THAT important, but still. . .
by philkid3 on Aug 2, 2008 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
From DMN Blog
Ramon Vazquez said the left shoulder is fine and he could play, but Ron Washington still decided to go with Travis Metcalf at third.
by rcreative on Aug 2, 2008 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
All in favor of a win?
Say aye.
I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.
by ghtd36 on Aug 2, 2008 6:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OC TO BLUE JAYS: I'M GONNA "LOAN" YOU A CUP A SUGAR, AND NEVER MENTION DA FACT THAT YOU KEEPS MY CUP,
son.
Last week I took a pleasure trip. I drove my wife to the airport.
by Brian Thomas on Aug 2, 2008 6:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I fear Burnett a bit...
but I bet he fears the Rangers more…
II Cor. 4:17-18
by TedFord on Aug 2, 2008 6:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Everyone fears the Rangers offense.
Even Josh Hamilton fears the Rangers offense. Figure that one out.
I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.
by ghtd36 on Aug 2, 2008 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha ha
I’m sure Ham does fear the Rangers offense
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
My head hurts
now…
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I bet the Jays are lovin' this brisk weather...
II Cor. 4:17-18
by TedFord on Aug 2, 2008 6:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
per Weather Undergound
103.8 in Arlington, heat index of 110.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 2, 2008 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Goin to the game tonight boys....
.......WITH A GIRL!
Score is
Salty: 1
LSB loners: 0
by SaltyGoesYard on Aug 2, 2008 6:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Gay.
I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.
by ghtd36 on Aug 2, 2008 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If lovin you is crooked GHTD
I dont wanna be strait.
by SaltyGoesYard on Aug 2, 2008 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lmao you seemed so surprised that is with a girl, this must be new to you
How's Dshep's ass taste?
by iorange555 on Aug 2, 2008 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't be jealous Iorange
Although I know it will be hard to when I tell you this one is actually under 200lbs! BYAH!
by SaltyGoesYard on Aug 2, 2008 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LOL
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 2, 2008 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Notice he's still around and game time is 35 minutes away...
and he still hasn’t left to go pick her up or anything. I’m guessing the girl is Rebecca Righty or Lucy Lefty
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by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
LSB
is a pretty decent Saturday night date.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I will take a Chris Davis ass shot for you
HIGH AND TIGHT BABY.
by SaltyGoesYard on Aug 2, 2008 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gee thanks, SGY
:)
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Does she know this?
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OT: The Cleaner
that show is pretty badass
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 2, 2008 6:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
is it?
i was curious about it, but not enough to go out of my way to watch it
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Aug 2, 2008 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Glad you like it!
I owe you a few tv/movie recs.
:)
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol
I’m sure it will balance out in the end
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 2, 2008 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Anchorman is next on my makeup list.
Ya, I know “ZOMG, you never saw that?????”
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've never seen that either.
I saw “Drillbit Taylor” the other night though. Not too bad :)
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no worries
I haven’t been a big fan of the Will Ferrell super comedies. Filled with great quotes, but way too long and drawn out.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 2, 2008 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
speaking of anchorman
i REALLY want to see step brothers.
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Aug 2, 2008 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I heard good things about it
this morning on the Ticket…don’t remember who said what, though.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ditto
was danny and robert wilonski
i was on the fence about it, but i heard good things
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Aug 2, 2008 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Terrrrriiiiiibbbbbllllllle"
lol
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I saw it last weekend...
I liked it a lot. It’s definitely Ferrell’s best movie in a while.
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
good
because blades of glory wasn’t all that good.
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Aug 2, 2008 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah I hear ya...
I also wasn’t that happy with Talledega Nights unlike a lot of people who seemed to love it. Might be his best since Anchorman days.
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I have a new Murphy graphic tonight...
let’s see if I get a chance to use it. Meanwhile the Bradley graphic remains in storage.
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by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 6:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Is Bradley really injury prone?
Or just dead?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
killing my fantasy team
from the grave
by Smoakin in the Boys Room on Aug 2, 2008 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd ask the same thing about McCarthy
except I heard he’s pitching in Oklahoma now. Good to know he’s still with us.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hammy is a dumbass
Dude, the heat index is 110+, don’t drink that crap:
Josh Hamilton said his dizzy spell Friday was due to the fact he drank energy drinks for the first time this season, and had too many.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 6:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
how about
Don’t drink that crap, ever.
Stuff has more sugar than soda does.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 2, 2008 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah...
Just stick with water, Josh. Maybe even some gatorade or vitamin water if you need flavor.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
50 Cent keeps yelling at me to try Vitamin Water.
I’m a little scared.
I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.
by ghtd36 on Aug 2, 2008 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am the great cornholio!
Josh = Beavis
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yW_sIKBfIk
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
by txranger7 on Aug 2, 2008 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Would be nice...
to see the Rangers get to 5 over .500. Have tried a few times this year and failed. Feldman could really use a nice start as well.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
by slc ranger on Aug 2, 2008 6:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think it's interesting how our humps have changed over the year.
Right now it’s the “5 over hump.” Remember back when it was the one-over-500 hump?
by philkid3 on Aug 2, 2008 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep...
gotta keep movin’ on up.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
by slc ranger on Aug 2, 2008 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wanted to see the Halo's beat the Yanks today, but alas...
II Cor. 4:17-18
by TedFord on Aug 2, 2008 6:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I so love listening to RonWash
on the pregame!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 6:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He is a journalist's nightmare
He just isn’t a very good quote machine.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wasn't being sarcastic, at all.
I really do love the pregame interview. He doesn’t dodge issues, or avoid questions/steer the interview, and it is super obvious he may be the most honest man left on earth. He truly loves his players/employees, and takes the heat on himself when they goof up, as a good manager should.
I’d love to work for/with him.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He IS honest
And very straight-forward. Sometimes, he’s just a little boring. I don’t want him to go all Ozzie on us, but he never seems very excited.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Listen to him much?
He is very passionate, but measured. I don’t know if it would come across like that in small samples.
JMO, of course.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe he's too measured
to sound passionate to me. I don’t doubt he loves this game and his job, but I dunno…he’s just really laid back.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shrek burning bridges
once again…
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 6:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
How so?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bitchin' about being
lied to here…someone didn’t want him on the team…didn’t get a chance to prove himself…moron, take a look at the back of your MiLB baseball card.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice
When the Rangers assigned him to AAA, I was in the photo wells next to the dugout when he came to Iowa. He was complaining to the I-Cubs coaches about being in the minors too. Said he didn’t deserve it and knew he’d be in the majors somewhere before the end of the season.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Im going to the game with a girl I swear ok...
She just has not gotten here yet….but its gonna happen.
by SaltyGoesYard on Aug 2, 2008 6:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
starts in 15 minutes
How's Dshep's ass taste?
by iorange555 on Aug 2, 2008 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
just shut up
ok. Your acting like a hormone infested teenager.
"You can't reason with your heart; it has its own laws, and thumps about things which the intellect scorns." - from A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court, by Mark Twain
by dstar442005 on Aug 2, 2008 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
lol chill out
How's Dshep's ass taste?
by iorange555 on Aug 2, 2008 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
whoa WHOA
Someone is wound up a little tight.
by SaltyGoesYard on Aug 2, 2008 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You should know, eh???
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
you don't me
you don’t know what I got.
"You can't reason with your heart; it has its own laws, and thumps about things which the intellect scorns." - from A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court, by Mark Twain
by dstar442005 on Aug 2, 2008 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ahhh...I just edited myself...
carry on, forget about it.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
*
you’re
:)
"You can't reason with your heart; it has its own laws, and thumps about things which the intellect scorns." - from A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court, by Mark Twain
by dstar442005 on Aug 2, 2008 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
*
and a question mark after ok
"You can't reason with your heart; it has its own laws, and thumps about things which the intellect scorns." - from A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court, by Mark Twain
by dstar442005 on Aug 2, 2008 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
just shut ok
ok. Your acting like a disgruntled highschool english teacher.
by SaltyGoesYard on Aug 2, 2008 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
whoa WHOA
someone’s wound up a LITTLE tight (if you know what I mean ;)
"You can't reason with your heart; it has its own laws, and thumps about things which the intellect scorns." - from A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court, by Mark Twain
by dstar442005 on Aug 2, 2008 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You lie, she's already there...
Rebecca Righty and Lucy Lefty are always close at hand.
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by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Someone
needs to make a Boomstick – This is Brandon Boggs’ while he is in the throwing motion.
"You can't reason with your heart; it has its own laws, and thumps about things which the intellect scorns." - from A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court, by Mark Twain
by dstar442005 on Aug 2, 2008 6:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that would be EPIC.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 2, 2008 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
If we can find a picture of Boggs throwing
It can be done. Easy.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Our outfielders...
Currently in the Top 50 for outfield assists…
Byrd with 6
Hammy and Boggs with 5
Bradley and Murphy with 4
That’s 24 between the 5, and Bradley has 4 in only 20 games playing in the OF.
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 6:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
is the new pitching coach in effect tonight?
Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future
by Steal Home on Aug 2, 2008 6:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Let's do this!
LEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY!
I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.
by ghtd36 on Aug 2, 2008 7:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Let's go Feldman!!
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FOTRange!
I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.
by ghtd36 on Aug 2, 2008 7:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Chewbacca at the game???
WTF?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 7:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That is the only way to describe it I think
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by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wondering that same thing.
It’s getting a bit annoying.
by rcreative on Aug 2, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Okay, HBP not so great
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You got the game tonight?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What?
Yeah, I have MLB EI
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wha is dat?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
MLB Extra Innings
on DirecTV, so I can watch ALMOST every game.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ah!
Awesome for you. Do you have Rance & co? They aren’t bad. at all.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope
I have Josh and Tom tonight. I usually only get opposing announcers with the White Sox.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yea, that's the case online
they are the most godawful ones too.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
WTF
That was ugly
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He should have thrown it
He should have just thrown it at Kinsler, rather than at no one.
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 2, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was pretty stupid, Mr. Lewin
II Cor. 4:17-18
by TedFord on Aug 2, 2008 7:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Like TAG says, it makes no diff once the sun goes down
II Cor. 4:17-18
by TedFord on Aug 2, 2008 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What's with that one section behind home plate...
where there’s a block of about 16-20 seats all empty?
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by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 7:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
season ticket holders
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's where SGY
and his “girl” are gonna sit :)
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh well.
1 run 1st inning = epic win.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 7:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Mr. Bill says...
I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.
by ghtd36 on Aug 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I love Mr. Bill...
none of my friends ever know who he is though when I make references to him
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by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd imagine that's a Toronto fan yelling during Scooter's windup?
by rcreative on Aug 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Toronto has fans in Texas?
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by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Toronta has fans, period?
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
*Toronto
dammit, I guess I need to stop drinking.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah...drink more
:)
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah!
The guy streaming what I am watching right now…
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah...
they all melted as soon as they stepped off the plane.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
A bit OT
That guy doing the documentary on human interest stories at each ballpark interviewed the Cookie Lady today. She called to tell me about it. Should be a really neat project.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
really? thats cool i thought the guy wasn't that serious.
How's Dshep's ass taste?
by iorange555 on Aug 2, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He's serious
Their web site is www.basecrawl.com. I’m anxious to see what they come up with at each place. And Shirley’s such a neat lady. She was excited to do it.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm here!!
I thought about going to the game tonight.
Then I remembered it’s ridonkulously hot and I’m going Monday anyway and I might rather just stay and chat with you guys instead.
by RachelB on Aug 2, 2008 7:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
107 monday
How's Dshep's ass taste?
by iorange555 on Aug 2, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aww...
I feel special.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got home late late late last night and I didn't get to comment on your plan to buy the Rangers and harrass Davis.
But can I get in on that?
by RachelB on Aug 2, 2008 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Sure, I'll find a job for you
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm going to replace Knoxie
Wanna go to my stabbin’ cabbin’?
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Jeebus, dude...
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
A joke from last night
It’s not as bad as you think it is.
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was his attempt
at awkward interviews ala Knoxie
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I could find people with really large ears and ask
How many channels can you get?
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
On the field
He’s going straight for Electrician and Harrison
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What about Kins?
Or do we just like him too much…
by RachelB on Aug 2, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He does have some ears on him
So does MY.
I think they’re fair game
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Micah was asking if I could
be uncomfortable in interviews as Knoxie. So I replied I could ask the husbands of hot women if I could take their wives back to my stabbin’ cabbin’. that is all.
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
But the plan is this...
I’m gonna marry Larry King and wait for him to die. Then, I’ll take my interited fortune and buy the Rangers, which would subsequently lead to much sexual harassment of Chris Davis (and likely others).
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wouldn't it be easier...
to just marry and divorce Larry King like tons of other girls have already done?
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by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, but I think I'd get more money
If I hung in there….otherwise, I probably have to deal with a pre-nup.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sure Adam would help me out on that though
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
so good to have connections
thanks, LSB!
by RachelB on Aug 2, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Obviously...
others have had the same thought and decided to bail instead
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by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Perhaps, but...
...none of them had a finish line like mine. Chris Davis can be very motivating.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no fight from me for Chris Davis
you’ve staked your claim.
Just as long as I get my pick of the rest.
by RachelB on Aug 2, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That's a deal
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Glad to have you, Rach.
I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.
by ghtd36 on Aug 2, 2008 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
for a proper utilization of “ridonkulously”
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
My college roommate is in town and we're going to Monday's game...
Going to be really hot.
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by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Before,
during, or after the game?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Feliz
is not doing to good right now
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXWLfIgc0nA
by mchang4 on Aug 2, 2008 7:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He hasn't had a bad game in a while
He gets a pass on this one.
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
burnett
if he gets out of his contract the rangers really need to go after him
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Aug 2, 2008 7:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
+1
Now that he is healthy.
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Kind of like a lolipop
You never know.
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He'll be 32 next year
And has never been able to stay healthy.
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 2, 2008 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
he'll fit right in
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
right
but for the right price with innings pitched clauses i’d be fine with it.
then again with the way the free agent market tends to go someone will throw way too much at hime
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Aug 2, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
burnett
has nasty stuff. he is just inconsistent
Why So Serious?
by Beasticon on Aug 2, 2008 7:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
maybe hawkins can teach the pitchers to quit giving away runs
by jas003 on Aug 2, 2008 7:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The pitchers are going to start fielding...
all 9 positions to avoid errors?
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by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Battle of the Scotts
Feldman wins this round
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WOOOO
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by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 7:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Burnett
HamiltOWNED.
I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.
by ghtd36 on Aug 2, 2008 7:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
the crowd is making me proud. *tear*
How's Dshep's ass taste?
by iorange555 on Aug 2, 2008 7:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yay
So glad their defense is error-prone too
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Rod Barajas...
how I love you more that you’re doing that with another team.
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by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 7:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Rolen
looks like he tries hard
Why So Serious?
by Beasticon on Aug 2, 2008 7:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's not his fault
His legs are too long
by Telegraph on Aug 2, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
My sphincter tries hard every morning...
big deal.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is for you, Rangers!
I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.
by ghtd36 on Aug 2, 2008 7:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I reject that gift...
if it has a dick in it.
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by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm glad
There’s no hole cut in the side of the box.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great skit
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
try again
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It's easy to do just follow these steps
1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your junk in that box
3: Make her open the box
And that’s the way you do it
by Garcia on Aug 2, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Alex Rios
Just for shits and giggles, what would it take to get the Jays’ CF??? I really like his game….
by LongviewLegend315 on Aug 2, 2008 7:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
We have a pretty good CF.
I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.
by ghtd36 on Aug 2, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rather, the Rangers have a pretty good CF.
I’m trying to ween myself off using “we”. Force of habit.
I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.
by ghtd36 on Aug 2, 2008 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ha.
that’s become one of my pet peeves.
by Garcia on Aug 2, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I still say "we"
Can’t help it.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, it's tough.
But I feel like it will be better in the long run.
I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.
by ghtd36 on Aug 2, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I try not to but I still do it also
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
There's gotta be some ground rules though.
such as, if you graduated from a school, you can always say “we” even if you didn’t play.
by Garcia on Aug 2, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no doubt marlon is a solid fielder, but Rios is young and could really do some damage in this lineup…at least set the table for Mash and Bash
by LongviewLegend315 on Aug 2, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
CF is literally the last thing this team
needs to think about… along with the C position. Pitching, pitching, pitching, pitching, pitching, pitching, pitching…..... pitching. (pitching)
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Have you seen the GD threads at Bluebird Banter?
It’s a riot
by Telegraph on Aug 2, 2008 7:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
A bit OT: gotta love rookie karaoke
Which one of these things is not like the others?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Poor Botts.
Although he is probably a god in Japan.
I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.
by ghtd36 on Aug 2, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He probably
looks like Godzilla to the Japanese.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
To the Japanese...?
Let us speak for ourselves!
by RachelB on Aug 2, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha ha
I just mean his size. He’s HUGE
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
...that's what I meant too.
Not being dirty.. THAT time.
by RachelB on Aug 2, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Okay, I was confused
And I wasn’t being dirty either. Although my response is kind of ambiguous.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not so much
I don’t think he is doing very well over there.
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OH REGINALD?!?!?
I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.
by ghtd36 on Aug 2, 2008 7:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
should have been out at 2nd
How's Dshep's ass taste?
by iorange555 on Aug 2, 2008 7:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The line score really does look weird
1 hit, 1 run, 1 error
1 hit, 1 run, 1 error
well, up until I typed it.
by RachelB on Aug 2, 2008 7:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Darn it Kins
Why can’t you be 9 feet tall
by Telegraph on Aug 2, 2008 7:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Feldman
Is it just me, or does he kind of look like a dork?
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 2, 2008 7:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
LMAO totally
How's Dshep's ass taste?
by iorange555 on Aug 2, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
not just you
but hey, we’ve had pitchers who looked better in the rotation before. Not much better results.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 2, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Adorkable, even
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ummm
YOU OUT SON!!!
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 2, 2008 7:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I hope this isn't a letdown
But here’s my Gerald graphic…
Ha ha
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:53 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
What the hell is that!
LOL
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
holy crap
I’m blind
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 2, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
aww...
why?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Is that a monkey on his dick?
LMAO
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, sir
I believe it is
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I am seriously in tears over here
where the hell did you find that??
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 2, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wasted a lot of time on google images
And searched for “woot” (since I say that a lot in celebratory fashion). That came up.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm afraid very afraid
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Aug 2, 2008 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm coming for you!
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
is he
really comparing Harden to Burnett?
Why So Serious?
by Beasticon on Aug 2, 2008 7:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Feliz's not at his best tonight
still 3 IP, 2H, 3BB, 3K, 0 run
Borbon has a double, but got caught stealing
by Telegraph on Aug 2, 2008 8:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Are you
the Joker’z?
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm guessing the sigs
and similar pics threw him off
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 2, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not at the point
of seeing double…. yet.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I kinda figured
But I thought I hadn’t posted enough for people to remember my S/N
Why so serious?
by Joker'z on Aug 2, 2008 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I was curious
if you and Beasticon were one in the same, based on avatar and sig. Nevermind.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Feliz
Where do you go online to follow his line??
by LongviewLegend315 on Aug 2, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
go to milb.com
and go through the scoreboard to find the box scores for Frisco in the Texas League
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 2, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Knox right behind Laird
Now there’s an interesting frame
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 8:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
that would never happen after you bought the team.
by RachelB on Aug 2, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nope
Not a chance
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Although, I don't know where boomer1 is going
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
ken griffey jr
is already hurt in CF for the white sox
by Beasticon on Aug 2, 2008 8:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Well, what took him so long?
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
that trade will be remembered as
a completely pointless trade for both teams
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 2, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Can't wait to hear
what Ozzie has to say about that
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Injury
was just cramping during a 100 + degree game
by meatbonelefty on Aug 2, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
UGH fuck that
How's Dshep's ass taste?
by iorange555 on Aug 2, 2008 8:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
why
Is MY still playing with this injury?
by Beasticon on Aug 2, 2008 8:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I've never tried it
Might be convinced to try it someday, but I haven’t yet.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
never tried it?
dude, you have to at least once. It really is not gross. There’s all kinds of rolls where you can have the proverbial training wheels to see if you like it at all.
by Garcia on Aug 2, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Like I said
I’m willing to try it. Someday. Just haven’t yet.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Once you get past the fact that it's raw fish, it's awesome.
And really, I’ve found that in 90% of sushi, you can’t even tell it’s fish.
I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.
by ghtd36 on Aug 2, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
woo hammy is on tonight
How's Dshep's ass taste?
by iorange555 on Aug 2, 2008 8:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
haha Lewin
“You’ll have to take our word for it on the scrum.”
by RachelB on Aug 2, 2008 8:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice DP there
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 8:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I have a good feeling about this game
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 8:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs