Toronto Blue Jays @ Texas Rangers GameThread, Aug 2, 2008 7:05 PM CDT

go rangers.

hopefully that guy has that stream up.

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 2, 2008 6:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

woo

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 2, 2008 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

anybody know

where lineups are posted first?

If there were no rewards to reap,
no loving embrace to see me through this tedious path I've chosen here,
I certainly would've walked away by now... Be patient

by trident on Aug 2, 2008 6:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Tonight's lineup

per DMN Blog

Ian Kinsler _ 2B
Frank Catalanotto _ DH
Michael Young _ SS
Josh Hamilton _ RF
Marlon Byrd _ CF
David Murphy _ LF
Gerald Laird _ C
Chris Davis _ 1B
Travis Metcalf _ 3B

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

ty

maam

If there were no rewards to reap,
no loving embrace to see me through this tedious path I've chosen here,
I certainly would've walked away by now... Be patient

by trident on Aug 2, 2008 6:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Michael Young batting third just makes me cringe.

Yeah yeah, line-up’s not THAT important, but still. . .

by philkid3 on Aug 2, 2008 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

What's the status of Vazquez?

by rcreative on Aug 2, 2008 6:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

From DMN Blog

Ramon Vazquez said the left shoulder is fine and he could play, but Ron Washington still decided to go with Travis Metcalf at third.

by rcreative on Aug 2, 2008 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

All in favor of a win?

Say aye.

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 2, 2008 6:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

OC TO BLUE JAYS: I'M GONNA "LOAN" YOU A CUP A SUGAR, AND NEVER MENTION DA FACT THAT YOU KEEPS MY CUP,

son.

Last week I took a pleasure trip. I drove my wife to the airport.

by Brian Thomas on Aug 2, 2008 6:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I fear Burnett a bit...

but I bet he fears the Rangers more…

II Cor. 4:17-18

by TedFord on Aug 2, 2008 6:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Everyone fears the Rangers offense.

Even Josh Hamilton fears the Rangers offense. Figure that one out.

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 2, 2008 6:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ha ha

I’m sure Ham does fear the Rangers offense

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

My head hurts

now…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I bet the Jays are lovin' this brisk weather...

II Cor. 4:17-18

by TedFord on Aug 2, 2008 6:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

per Weather Undergound

103.8 in Arlington, heat index of 110.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Aug 2, 2008 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Goin to the game tonight boys....

.......WITH A GIRL!

Score is

Salty: 1
LSB loners: 0

by SaltyGoesYard on Aug 2, 2008 6:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Gay.

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 2, 2008 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

If lovin you is crooked GHTD

I dont wanna be strait.

by SaltyGoesYard on Aug 2, 2008 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

lmao you seemed so surprised that is with a girl, this must be new to you

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 2, 2008 6:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Don't be jealous Iorange

Although I know it will be hard to when I tell you this one is actually under 200lbs! BYAH!

by SaltyGoesYard on Aug 2, 2008 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

LOL

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Aug 2, 2008 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Notice he's still around and game time is 35 minutes away...

and he still hasn’t left to go pick her up or anything. I’m guessing the girl is Rebecca Righty or Lucy Lefty

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

LSB

is a pretty decent Saturday night date.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I will take a Chris Davis ass shot for you

HIGH AND TIGHT BABY.

by SaltyGoesYard on Aug 2, 2008 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Gee thanks, SGY

:)

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

LMAO!!!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Does she know this?

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

OT: The Cleaner

that show is pretty badass

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 2, 2008 6:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

is it?

i was curious about it, but not enough to go out of my way to watch it

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Aug 2, 2008 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

yeah

I’m watching the second episode right now. The first episode started out making it look like it was going to be kind of preachy, but it’s been great since.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 2, 2008 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Glad you like it!

I owe you a few tv/movie recs.

:)

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

lol

I’m sure it will balance out in the end

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 2, 2008 6:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Anchorman is next on my makeup list.

Ya, I know “ZOMG, you never saw that?????”

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I've never seen that either.

I saw “Drillbit Taylor” the other night though. Not too bad :)

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

no worries

I haven’t been a big fan of the Will Ferrell super comedies. Filled with great quotes, but way too long and drawn out.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 2, 2008 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

speaking of anchorman

i REALLY want to see step brothers.

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Aug 2, 2008 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I heard good things about it

this morning on the Ticket…don’t remember who said what, though.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

ditto

was danny and robert wilonski

i was on the fence about it, but i heard good things

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Aug 2, 2008 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

"Terrrrriiiiiibbbbbllllllle"

lol

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I saw it last weekend...

I liked it a lot. It’s definitely Ferrell’s best movie in a while.

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

good

because blades of glory wasn’t all that good.

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Aug 2, 2008 7:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah I hear ya...

I also wasn’t that happy with Talledega Nights unlike a lot of people who seemed to love it. Might be his best since Anchorman days.

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I have a new Murphy graphic tonight...

let’s see if I get a chance to use it. Meanwhile the Bradley graphic remains in storage.

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 6:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Is Bradley really injury prone?

Or just dead?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 6:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

killing my fantasy team

from the grave

by Smoakin in the Boys Room on Aug 2, 2008 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'd ask the same thing about McCarthy

except I heard he’s pitching in Oklahoma now. Good to know he’s still with us.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hammy is a dumbass

Dude, the heat index is 110+, don’t drink that crap:

Josh Hamilton said his dizzy spell Friday was due to the fact he drank energy drinks for the first time this season, and had too many.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 6:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

how about

Don’t drink that crap, ever.

Stuff has more sugar than soda does.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Aug 2, 2008 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah...

Just stick with water, Josh. Maybe even some gatorade or vitamin water if you need flavor.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

50 Cent keeps yelling at me to try Vitamin Water.

I’m a little scared.

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 2, 2008 6:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I am the great cornholio!

Josh = Beavis

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yW_sIKBfIk

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Aug 2, 2008 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Would be nice...

to see the Rangers get to 5 over .500. Have tried a few times this year and failed. Feldman could really use a nice start as well.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Aug 2, 2008 6:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I think it's interesting how our humps have changed over the year.

Right now it’s the “5 over hump.” Remember back when it was the one-over-500 hump?

by philkid3 on Aug 2, 2008 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yep...

gotta keep movin’ on up.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Aug 2, 2008 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Wanted to see the Halo's beat the Yanks today, but alas...

II Cor. 4:17-18

by TedFord on Aug 2, 2008 6:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I so love listening to RonWash

on the pregame!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 6:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

He is a journalist's nightmare

He just isn’t a very good quote machine.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I wasn't being sarcastic, at all.

I really do love the pregame interview. He doesn’t dodge issues, or avoid questions/steer the interview, and it is super obvious he may be the most honest man left on earth. He truly loves his players/employees, and takes the heat on himself when they goof up, as a good manager should.

I’d love to work for/with him.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

He IS honest

And very straight-forward. Sometimes, he’s just a little boring. I don’t want him to go all Ozzie on us, but he never seems very excited.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Listen to him much?

He is very passionate, but measured. I don’t know if it would come across like that in small samples.

JMO, of course.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Maybe he's too measured

to sound passionate to me. I don’t doubt he loves this game and his job, but I dunno…he’s just really laid back.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Shrek burning bridges

once again…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 6:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

How so?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Bitchin' about being

lied to here…someone didn’t want him on the team…didn’t get a chance to prove himself…moron, take a look at the back of your MiLB baseball card.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nice

When the Rangers assigned him to AAA, I was in the photo wells next to the dugout when he came to Iowa. He was complaining to the I-Cubs coaches about being in the minors too. Said he didn’t deserve it and knew he’d be in the majors somewhere before the end of the season.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Im going to the game with a girl I swear ok...

She just has not gotten here yet….but its gonna happen.

by SaltyGoesYard on Aug 2, 2008 6:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

starts in 15 minutes

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 2, 2008 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

just shut up

ok. Your acting like a hormone infested teenager.

"You can't reason with your heart; it has its own laws, and thumps about things which the intellect scorns." - from A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court, by Mark Twain

by dstar442005 on Aug 2, 2008 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

lol chill out

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 2, 2008 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

whoa WHOA

Someone is wound up a little tight.

by SaltyGoesYard on Aug 2, 2008 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

You should know, eh???

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 6:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

you don't me

you don’t know what I got.

"You can't reason with your heart; it has its own laws, and thumps about things which the intellect scorns." - from A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court, by Mark Twain

by dstar442005 on Aug 2, 2008 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ahhh...I just edited myself...

carry on, forget about it.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Does it rhyme with Lerpes?

by LiamP on Aug 2, 2008 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Miles? Is that you?

by Telegraph on Aug 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

lol

i love the Ok. part

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXWLfIgc0nA

by mchang4 on Aug 2, 2008 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

*

you’re

:)

"You can't reason with your heart; it has its own laws, and thumps about things which the intellect scorns." - from A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court, by Mark Twain

by dstar442005 on Aug 2, 2008 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

*

and a question mark after ok

"You can't reason with your heart; it has its own laws, and thumps about things which the intellect scorns." - from A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court, by Mark Twain

by dstar442005 on Aug 2, 2008 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

just shut ok

ok. Your acting like a disgruntled highschool english teacher.

by SaltyGoesYard on Aug 2, 2008 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

whoa WHOA

someone’s wound up a LITTLE tight (if you know what I mean ;)

"You can't reason with your heart; it has its own laws, and thumps about things which the intellect scorns." - from A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court, by Mark Twain

by dstar442005 on Aug 2, 2008 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

You lie, she's already there...

Rebecca Righty and Lucy Lefty are always close at hand.

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Someone

needs to make a Boomstick – This is Brandon Boggs’ while he is in the throwing motion.

"You can't reason with your heart; it has its own laws, and thumps about things which the intellect scorns." - from A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court, by Mark Twain

by dstar442005 on Aug 2, 2008 6:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

that would be EPIC.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Aug 2, 2008 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

If we can find a picture of Boggs throwing

It can be done. Easy.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Our outfielders...

Currently in the Top 50 for outfield assists…

Byrd with 6
Hammy and Boggs with 5
Bradley and Murphy with 4

That’s 24 between the 5, and Bradley has 4 in only 20 games playing in the OF.

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 6:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

is the new pitching coach in effect tonight?

Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future

by Steal Home on Aug 2, 2008 6:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Yes.

Will he have an effect? Absolutely not.

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 2, 2008 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Maybe...

Or we could let Connor go out there and sabotage some more.

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Let's do this!

LEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY!

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 2, 2008 7:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Let's go Feldman!!

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

FOTRange!

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 2, 2008 7:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

WOOOOOOO

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 2, 2008 7:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Chewbacca at the game???

WTF?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 7:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

That is the only way to describe it I think

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Wondering that same thing.

It’s getting a bit annoying.

by rcreative on Aug 2, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

+1

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Aug 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

damn scotty

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 2, 2008 7:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Okay, HBP not so great

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

You got the game tonight?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

What?

Yeah, I have MLB EI

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Wha is dat?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

MLB Extra Innings

on DirecTV, so I can watch ALMOST every game.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ah!

Awesome for you. Do you have Rance & co? They aren’t bad. at all.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nope

I have Josh and Tom tonight. I usually only get opposing announcers with the White Sox.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yea, that's the case online

they are the most godawful ones too.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

FUCK

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 2, 2008 7:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Okay

That was pitiful

by Adam J. Morris on Aug 2, 2008 7:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

WTF

That was ugly

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Scotty

shouldn’t have thrown that

by awillis111 on Aug 2, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

He should have thrown it

He should have just thrown it at Kinsler, rather than at no one.

by Adam J. Morris on Aug 2, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

That was pretty stupid, Mr. Lewin

II Cor. 4:17-18

by TedFord on Aug 2, 2008 7:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Like TAG says, it makes no diff once the sun goes down

II Cor. 4:17-18

by TedFord on Aug 2, 2008 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

What's with that one section behind home plate...

where there’s a block of about 16-20 seats all empty?

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by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 7:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

season ticket holders

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

That's where SGY

and his “girl” are gonna sit :)

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Oh well.

1 run 1st inning = epic win.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 7:14 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Mr. Bill says...

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I love Mr. Bill...

none of my friends ever know who he is though when I make references to him

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by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'd imagine that's a Toronto fan yelling during Scooter's windup?

by rcreative on Aug 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Toronto has fans in Texas?

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by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Toronto has fans?

by rcreative on Aug 2, 2008 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Toronta has fans, period?

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

*Toronto

dammit, I guess I need to stop drinking.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nah...drink more

:)

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah!

The guy streaming what I am watching right now…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nah...

they all melted as soon as they stepped off the plane.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

A bit OT

That guy doing the documentary on human interest stories at each ballpark interviewed the Cookie Lady today. She called to tell me about it. Should be a really neat project.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

really? thats cool i thought the guy wasn't that serious.

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 2, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

He's serious

Their web site is www.basecrawl.com. I’m anxious to see what they come up with at each place. And Shirley’s such a neat lady. She was excited to do it.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Neato!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm here!!

I thought about going to the game tonight.
Then I remembered it’s ridonkulously hot and I’m going Monday anyway and I might rather just stay and chat with you guys instead.

by RachelB on Aug 2, 2008 7:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

107 monday

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 2, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Aww...

I feel special.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I got home late late late last night and I didn't get to comment on your plan to buy the Rangers and harrass Davis.

But can I get in on that?

by RachelB on Aug 2, 2008 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Sure, I'll find a job for you

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm going to replace Knoxie

Wanna go to my stabbin’ cabbin’?

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Jeebus, dude...

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

A joke from last night

It’s not as bad as you think it is.

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I missed that one.

by RachelB on Aug 2, 2008 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

That was his attempt

at awkward interviews ala Knoxie

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I could find people with really large ears and ask

How many channels can you get?

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

That

I like!

:)

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

ha!

on the field or off?

by RachelB on Aug 2, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

On the field

He’s going straight for Electrician and Harrison

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

What about Kins?

Or do we just like him too much…

by RachelB on Aug 2, 2008 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

He does have some ears on him

So does MY.

I think they’re fair game

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Micah was asking if I could

be uncomfortable in interviews as Knoxie. So I replied I could ask the husbands of hot women if I could take their wives back to my stabbin’ cabbin’. that is all.

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

But the plan is this...

I’m gonna marry Larry King and wait for him to die. Then, I’ll take my interited fortune and buy the Rangers, which would subsequently lead to much sexual harassment of Chris Davis (and likely others).

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Wouldn't it be easier...

to just marry and divorce Larry King like tons of other girls have already done?

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah, but I think I'd get more money

If I hung in there….otherwise, I probably have to deal with a pre-nup.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm sure Adam would help me out on that though

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

so good to have connections

thanks, LSB!

by RachelB on Aug 2, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Obviously...

others have had the same thought and decided to bail instead

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by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Perhaps, but...

...none of them had a finish line like mine. Chris Davis can be very motivating.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

no fight from me for Chris Davis

you’ve staked your claim.
Just as long as I get my pick of the rest.

by RachelB on Aug 2, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

That's a deal

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

ok

guess I missed it.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Glad to have you, Rach.

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 2, 2008 7:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

+1

for a proper utilization of “ridonkulously”

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

My college roommate is in town and we're going to Monday's game...

Going to be really hot.

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by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Before,

during, or after the game?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Just under it

by rcreative on Aug 2, 2008 7:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Feliz

is not doing to good right now

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXWLfIgc0nA

by mchang4 on Aug 2, 2008 7:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

He hasn't had a bad game in a while

He gets a pass on this one.

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

burnett

if he gets out of his contract the rangers really need to go after him

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Aug 2, 2008 7:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

No

by Adam J. Morris on Aug 2, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

+1

Now that he is healthy.

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

how long can he stay healthy?

by texnykazrus on Aug 2, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Kind of like a lolipop

You never know.

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

He'll be 32 next year

And has never been able to stay healthy.

by Adam J. Morris on Aug 2, 2008 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

he'll fit right in

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

right

but for the right price with innings pitched clauses i’d be fine with it.

then again with the way the free agent market tends to go someone will throw way too much at hime

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Aug 2, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

burnett

has nasty stuff. he is just inconsistent

Why So Serious?

by Beasticon on Aug 2, 2008 7:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

maybe hawkins can teach the pitchers to quit giving away runs

by jas003 on Aug 2, 2008 7:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

The pitchers are going to start fielding...

all 9 positions to avoid errors?

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by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Battle of the Scotts

Feldman wins this round

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

woooo

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 2, 2008 7:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

WOOOO

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by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 7:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Beautiful

by Telegraph on Aug 2, 2008 7:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Burnett

HamiltOWNED.

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 2, 2008 7:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

the crowd is making me proud. tear

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 2, 2008 7:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

wooo

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 2, 2008 7:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Yay

So glad their defense is error-prone too

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Rod Barajas...

how I love you more that you’re doing that with another team.

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by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 7:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Rolen

looks like he tries hard

Why So Serious?

by Beasticon on Aug 2, 2008 7:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

It's not his fault

His legs are too long

by Telegraph on Aug 2, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

My sphincter tries hard every morning...

big deal.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 7:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

This is for you, Rangers!

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 2, 2008 7:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I reject that gift...

if it has a dick in it.

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by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm glad

There’s no hole cut in the side of the box.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Great skit

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

try again

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

It's easy to do just follow these steps

1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your junk in that box
3: Make her open the box
And that’s the way you do it

by Garcia on Aug 2, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

it's an exchage for the one they gave the blue jays

by jas003 on Aug 2, 2008 7:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Alex Rios

Just for shits and giggles, what would it take to get the Jays’ CF??? I really like his game….

by LongviewLegend315 on Aug 2, 2008 7:41 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

We have a pretty good CF.

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 2, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Rather, the Rangers have a pretty good CF.

I’m trying to ween myself off using “we”. Force of habit.

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 2, 2008 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

ha.

that’s become one of my pet peeves.

by Garcia on Aug 2, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I still say "we"

Can’t help it.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah, it's tough.

But I feel like it will be better in the long run.

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 2, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I try not to but I still do it also

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

There's gotta be some ground rules though.

such as, if you graduated from a school, you can always say “we” even if you didn’t play.

by Garcia on Aug 2, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

no doubt marlon is a solid fielder, but Rios is young and could really do some damage in this lineup…at least set the table for Mash and Bash

by LongviewLegend315 on Aug 2, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

CF is literally the last thing this team

needs to think about… along with the C position. Pitching, pitching, pitching, pitching, pitching, pitching, pitching…..... pitching. (pitching)

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Have you seen the GD threads at Bluebird Banter?

It’s a riot

by Telegraph on Aug 2, 2008 7:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

no, tell me about it

by LongviewLegend315 on Aug 2, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

A bit OT: gotta love rookie karaoke

Which one of these things is not like the others?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Poor Botts.

Although he is probably a god in Japan.

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 2, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

He probably

looks like Godzilla to the Japanese.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

To the Japanese...?

Let us speak for ourselves!

by RachelB on Aug 2, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ha ha

I just mean his size. He’s HUGE

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

...that's what I meant too.

Not being dirty.. THAT time.

by RachelB on Aug 2, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Okay, I was confused

And I wasn’t being dirty either. Although my response is kind of ambiguous.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

yes. yes it was.

by RachelB on Aug 2, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Not so much

I don’t think he is doing very well over there.

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

he was out

by Adam J. Morris on Aug 2, 2008 7:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

OH REGINALD?!?!?

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 2, 2008 7:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

should have been out at 2nd

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 2, 2008 7:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

The line score really does look weird

1 hit, 1 run, 1 error
1 hit, 1 run, 1 error

well, up until I typed it.

by RachelB on Aug 2, 2008 7:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Darn it Kins

Why can’t you be 9 feet tall

by Telegraph on Aug 2, 2008 7:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Feldman

Is it just me, or does he kind of look like a dork?

by Adam J. Morris on Aug 2, 2008 7:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

always?

yeah.

by RachelB on Aug 2, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

LMAO totally

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 2, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

not just you

but hey, we’ve had pitchers who looked better in the rotation before. Not much better results.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 2, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

but he's a cute dork

by RachelB on Aug 2, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

+1

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Adorkable, even

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

applause

by RachelB on Aug 2, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

He's got the "clergy" going for him

by Telegraph on Aug 2, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

ummm

YOU OUT SON!!!

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 2, 2008 7:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

there we go

by RachelB on Aug 2, 2008 7:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I hope this isn't a letdown

But here’s my Gerald graphic…

Ha ha

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:53 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs

What the hell is that!

LOL

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

oh wow

and I had been looking forward to that.

by RachelB on Aug 2, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

holy crap

I’m blind

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Aug 2, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

LMAO!!!

Go Laird!!!!

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 2, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

FLAG

by Telegraph on Aug 2, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

aww...

why?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Is that a monkey on his dick?

LMAO

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yes, sir

I believe it is

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

STAY WHERE YOU ARE MONKEY

by Telegraph on Aug 2, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I am seriously in tears over here

where the hell did you find that??

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Aug 2, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I wasted a lot of time on google images

And searched for “woot” (since I say that a lot in celebratory fashion). That came up.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Good Lord...

by Garcia on Aug 2, 2008 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm afraid very afraid

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Aug 2, 2008 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm coming for you!

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

is he

really comparing Harden to Burnett?

Why So Serious?

by Beasticon on Aug 2, 2008 7:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Feliz's not at his best tonight

still 3 IP, 2H, 3BB, 3K, 0 run

Borbon has a double, but got caught stealing

by Telegraph on Aug 2, 2008 8:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

0 er still?

Why So Serious?

by Beasticon on Aug 2, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yes

by Telegraph on Aug 2, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Are you

the Joker’z?

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

huh?

Why so serious?

by Joker'z on Aug 2, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm guessing the sigs

and similar pics threw him off

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 2, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm not at the point

of seeing double…. yet.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yeah, I kinda figured

But I thought I hadn’t posted enough for people to remember my S/N

Why so serious?

by Joker'z on Aug 2, 2008 8:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I was curious

if you and Beasticon were one in the same, based on avatar and sig. Nevermind.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Feliz

Where do you go online to follow his line??

by LongviewLegend315 on Aug 2, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

go to milb.com

and go through the scoreboard to find the box scores for Frisco in the Texas League

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 2, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

nice, appreciate it Gdawg!

by LongviewLegend315 on Aug 2, 2008 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

he's done though

probably pitch limit.

by Garcia on Aug 2, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Knox right behind Laird

Now there’s an interesting frame

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 8:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

that would never happen after you bought the team.

by RachelB on Aug 2, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nope

Not a chance

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Although, I don't know where boomer1 is going

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

LOL

Instead of playing where is Waldo we could play where is boomer every home game!

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

niceeeee

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 2, 2008 8:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Bad CD, good recovery

by Telegraph on Aug 2, 2008 8:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

that rocked.

by RachelB on Aug 2, 2008 8:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

ken griffey jr

is already hurt in CF for the white sox

by Beasticon on Aug 2, 2008 8:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Well, what took him so long?

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well, it makes them a better team

by Telegraph on Aug 2, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

that trade will be remembered as

a completely pointless trade for both teams

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 2, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Can't wait to hear

what Ozzie has to say about that

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Injury

was just cramping during a 100 + degree game

by meatbonelefty on Aug 2, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

UGH fuck that

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 2, 2008 8:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

why

Is MY still playing with this injury?

by Beasticon on Aug 2, 2008 8:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Young looks hopeless against AJ

jeez.

by Garcia on Aug 2, 2008 8:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Sushi.

I’m a huge fan. Anyone else?

by Garcia on Aug 2, 2008 8:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

+100

Yes. A hundred times yes.

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 2, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I've never tried it

Might be convinced to try it someday, but I haven’t yet.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

never tried it?

dude, you have to at least once. It really is not gross. There’s all kinds of rolls where you can have the proverbial training wheels to see if you like it at all.

by Garcia on Aug 2, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Like I said

I’m willing to try it. Someday. Just haven’t yet.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Once you get past the fact that it's raw fish, it's awesome.

And really, I’ve found that in 90% of sushi, you can’t even tell it’s fish.

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 2, 2008 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

woo hammy is on tonight

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 2, 2008 8:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Hammy defeated a very good pitch!

by Telegraph on Aug 2, 2008 8:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

haha Lewin

“You’ll have to take our word for it on the scrum.”

by RachelB on Aug 2, 2008 8:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Lewin

“I like my chowdahhh”

by LongviewLegend315 on Aug 2, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Nice DP there

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 8:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

WOO dp

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 2, 2008 8:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

feldman is solid

by Beasticon on Aug 2, 2008 8:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I have a good feeling about this game

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 8:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

i don't

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 2, 2008 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Rolen is dun.

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 2, 2008 8:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Why do you hate us Wilky?

by Telegraph on Aug 2, 2008 8:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Is that wilkerson's first hit in this park? ;)

Call 1-800-DOCTORB. The B is for bargain!

by Panorama on Aug 2, 2008 8:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Even better, that was his first non-strikeout

by Telegraph on Aug 2, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

This sucks

We get the pitching, but can’t get the hitting

by meatbonelefty on Aug 2, 2008 8:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

we are facing a good pitcher

by Beasticon on Aug 2, 2008 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

+1

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Wilkerson

most hated recent Ranger on message boards? If not him, then who?

Personally, I never disliked the guy. I was disappointed though with his run through here.

by Garcia on Aug 2, 2008 8:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

It insults me that Wilkerson is on base…He sucked

by LongviewLegend315 on Aug 2, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I never disliked Wilky

But I wasn’t all that sad when he was released either

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

No, Wilkerson was like a clumsy kid who screws everything up even though he doesn't mean it

But Broussard was like a bunny murderer

by Telegraph on Aug 2, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Dare I say...

...Barajas?

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 2, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ooh.

Or Kata.

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 2, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

nice

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 2, 2008 8:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Lewins got peeps?

Yellow or Pink kind?

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Let's go Murph

Here’s my rally cat

((and that is actually my cat….I’m such a mean cat mom))

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Quoth the cat:

“WUT IZ DIZ ON MAI HEAD?”

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 2, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Greatness

I have a dog named Boomer and a cat named Sooner…sigh I’m such a homer

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

One of my friends is an OU grad

And has a beagle named Boomer. I get it.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

It's ok

I have a dog named Peyton.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Vols fan?

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Yea

The wife and I both are. My freshman year was Manning’s last year.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Cool

I was at OU during the Bozworth era.

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I've got a picture of Pepper head-butting a Rangers cap.

And my cats are both named after the Rangers, in very roundabout ways.

by RachelB on Aug 2, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I got my cats before I became a Rangers fan

But that’s alright. I plan to name my future sons after Rangers players.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I see your rally cat and raise you one rally dog.

by philkid3 on Aug 2, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Very good :)

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

steal

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 2, 2008 8:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

OMFT

is on fire!

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

WOO

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 2, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Someone told Gerald...

that there was a tub of ice cream on 2nd base melting and he had to get out there quickly to save it!

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Rally Time!!!!

by LongviewLegend315 on Aug 2, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Please, BBIMBF.

No more of your Laird pic.

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 2, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

+1

you just beat me to it.

by RachelB on Aug 2, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Woot!!!

I’ll spare everyone the Gerald graphic again :) I think it made some people leave…

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 8:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

it was hot

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 2, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Surprise Buttseks to the rescue!!!!!!!

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

damn travis is next

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 2, 2008 8:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Sparkle Motion makes early appearance

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 8:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

C'mon Trav

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 8:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

DP here fuck

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 2, 2008 8:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

DP possibly scores a run though

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Salty, go yard!

by philkid3 on Aug 2, 2008 8:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I think he's trying to round second base right now

with that girl.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ha ha ha

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I lol'd!

by philkid3 on Aug 2, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I feel a big inning coming right here.

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 8:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

you felt wrong

by Beasticon on Aug 2, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

it ain't over!

by RachelB on Aug 2, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Could still happen

At least it was just one out

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Well maybe I did have a false feeling...

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Inning STILL isn't over.. :)

by jolujogat on Aug 2, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Correct you are!

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Inning still isn't over

Have faith

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

oh well

at least it wasn’t GIDP

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Aug 2, 2008 8:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

PHEW better than a DP

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 2, 2008 8:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Sense of impending doom materialized...

by Telegraph on Aug 2, 2008 8:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Get back in to the batting title race with a grand slam!

by philkid3 on Aug 2, 2008 8:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

That would be SWEET

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

But....not this time

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Way to not listen.

by philkid3 on Aug 2, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

doh

by Beasticon on Aug 2, 2008 8:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

omg..

what a wasted opportunity

by texasrfan on Aug 2, 2008 8:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

fuck this we gotta score WTF

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 2, 2008 8:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Epic Fail.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 8:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

It's never good

when you have a Cat and a Byrd in the same line-up.

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 8:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

and Metcalf

It’s a freaking pasture

by Telegraph on Aug 2, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

lol

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

well hopefully cat does something big

because MY is going to strikeout

by Beasticon on Aug 2, 2008 8:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

o boy

take 2 pitches Cat

by texasrfan on Aug 2, 2008 8:39 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Do. Not. Swing.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 8:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

that was a ball i think

by Beasticon on Aug 2, 2008 8:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

shit..

here comes the slider

by texasrfan on Aug 2, 2008 8:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

!!!!!!

!!!

by Telegraph on Aug 2, 2008 8:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

by philkid3 on Aug 2, 2008 8:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

WOOOOOOOO

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 2, 2008 8:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

!!!???!?

??

by Telegraph on Aug 2, 2008 8:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

WOOO!!

by jolujogat on Aug 2, 2008 8:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

WOOOO CAT!!!!

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Aug 2, 2008 8:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

yay cat

by Beasticon on Aug 2, 2008 8:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Once again....

... Laird going in for some S.B.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

yessssss

by RachelB on Aug 2, 2008 8:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Aww....

Got greedy. Should have settled for two runs.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 8:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Gonna have to see a replay...

but I thought Davis may have got the foot in before the tag.

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by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 8:42 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

CAT!!!

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 2, 2008 8:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

lol

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

RALLY CAT!!!!!!

by texnykazrus on Aug 2, 2008 8:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Hell Yes!

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 8:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

he was safe

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 2, 2008 8:43 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

It was actually a pretty close play

and I thought he got the foot under, but we’ll see.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ball beat him there by enough that he was going to be called out regardless.

by rcreative on Aug 2, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

You are correct.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ok, just got done with the obligatory date night with the wife....

What’d I miss?

www.bloggingtheboys.com

by Brandon Worley on Aug 2, 2008 8:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Rangers up 3-2.

Feliz has been great in relief of Beau Jones.

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 2, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ha ha...nice. Thanks.

www.bloggingtheboys.com

by Brandon Worley on Aug 2, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

More awkwardness from Knox...

as in you didn’t miss much

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by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

obligatory?

try not to sound too excited

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ha ha...it's just a slight jab.

I work a lot, so we have to schedule nights like tonight.

www.bloggingtheboys.com

by Brandon Worley on Aug 2, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Whatever you have to do to make it work

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

dont mess with feldman

by Beasticon on Aug 2, 2008 8:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

That was the most

unmanly baseball fight ever.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Don't diss the armpit chop

by Telegraph on Aug 2, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

True.

The Pedro/Gerald Williams fight back in 2000 was a pretty good slapfest too.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Wow, a good amount of people at that MercyMe concert

Why so serious?

by Joker'z on Aug 2, 2008 8:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Dumpmaster came from 3rd

and tackled his ass.

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 8:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Another OF assist

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 8:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Whoa!!!!!

Kick ass throw!

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 8:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

WOO hammy

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 2, 2008 8:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

OMG!!!

FUCKING AMAZING JOSH!!

by texasrfan on Aug 2, 2008 8:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Hambone with his 6th OF Assist this year...

and the 25 OF assist by the primary 5 outfielders

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by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 8:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

WOO! HAM CANNON!

by jolujogat on Aug 2, 2008 8:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Why are they still running on us?

WTF?

by philkid3 on Aug 2, 2008 8:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

by Beasticon on Aug 2, 2008 8:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

LOL

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i still love that photo

as you can tell by my user picture

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Aug 2, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I LOVE JOSH HAMILTON

by RachelB on Aug 2, 2008 8:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Defense!

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 2, 2008 8:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

That wasn't even close

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 8:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

WOW!

Josh is AWESOME!

by esme on Aug 2, 2008 8:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

That throw was...

..... God…. that was unreal.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 8:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

that's what she said

by RachelB on Aug 2, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Scutaro looked stunned too

Why so serious?

by Joker'z on Aug 2, 2008 8:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Mercy me, whatta throw

II Cor. 4:17-18

by TedFord on Aug 2, 2008 8:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Hammy looks like his shoulder is smartin' after that throw...

by rcreative on Aug 2, 2008 8:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Hope not

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

And Josh Came Down From the Heavens

and smote scutaro down at third and said let there be no man in scoring position.

I'm sorry my parents never had me sarcamsized.

by rchawk12 on Aug 2, 2008 8:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

and it. was. good.

by RachelB on Aug 2, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

+1

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by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

THOU HATH BEEN SMOTEN!

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 2, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Josh 3:16?

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Any way Frankie can pitch the rest of the game?

II Cor. 4:17-18

by TedFord on Aug 2, 2008 8:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

SHIT

bullpen time

by texasrfan on Aug 2, 2008 8:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

time for wright

by Beasticon on Aug 2, 2008 8:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Oh my

Where did you find that?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

A little thing called Google image search

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by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

That's just out there on the web?

Craziness

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

sigh

by RachelB on Aug 2, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ha ha

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Uh oh...

is this good Jamey Wright, or bad Jamey Wright tonight?

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 8:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Good outing, Feldman

I’ll take it

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 8:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

good job feldman

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 2, 2008 8:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Hopefully we have the "I'm going to beat the shit out of you" Wright tonight...

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by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 8:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

um

that’s hot.

by RachelB on Aug 2, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Has that ever been done before?

by Telegraph on Aug 2, 2008 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

by Beasticon on Aug 2, 2008 8:56 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

by Beasticon on Aug 2, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ha ha

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Mmm, mmmm B--ch!!

by sggut95 on Aug 2, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

lmao

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 2, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'll take it.

Probably a good decision by OMFT.

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 2, 2008 8:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

You gotta be kidding me, Wash!

Oh, nevermind, he’s leaving him in.

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 2, 2008 9:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Man, our reserve 1B wouldn't have caught that throw

II Cor. 4:17-18

by TedFord on Aug 2, 2008 9:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

wtf bad move

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 2, 2008 9:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

LETS GO

Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future

by Steal Home on Aug 2, 2008 9:01 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

told ya bad move by wash again

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 2, 2008 9:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Oops.

by sggut95 on Aug 2, 2008 9:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

..............

shake head in disbelief

by texasrfan on Aug 2, 2008 9:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

looks like its gonna

have to be anothers comeback for the texas rangers

touchdown... touchdown... and st.micheals takes the lead.

by kmacsm on Aug 2, 2008 9:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

wow.

by Garcia on Aug 2, 2008 9:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Wright hasn't been effective lately, eh?

II Cor. 4:17-18

by TedFord on Aug 2, 2008 9:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

fuckin popup

touchdown... touchdown... and st.micheals takes the lead.

by kmacsm on Aug 2, 2008 9:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I didn't realizes Matt Stairs

demanded such respect.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 9:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

*realize

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

fucking shit

by texasrfan on Aug 2, 2008 9:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Yikes

by sggut95 on Aug 2, 2008 9:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

holy hell

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Aug 2, 2008 9:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

That sucks!!!!!!!!

Shoulda stuck with Feldman for one more out

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 9:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

normally i don't blame wash but this is all on him

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 2, 2008 9:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

by Beasticon on Aug 2, 2008 9:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

this is BS.

by esme on Aug 2, 2008 9:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Just got here...

Besides Barajas being a beast, what have I missed? I met Judah Friedlander tonight when I went to Quizno’s, so it’s not a total loss.

by chief on Aug 2, 2008 9:04 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Epic fail

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by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 9:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

welp...here comes the inning where we dont respond

and go 1-2-3

by texasrfan on Aug 2, 2008 9:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

singing

Feldman is piii-iissed.

by RachelB on Aug 2, 2008 9:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

He's gonna sidearm punch Wright

Later

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

by Beasticon on Aug 2, 2008 9:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Already used by myself a few nights ago :)

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by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

if you would have pitched to effin matt

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 2, 2008 9:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I know

Since when is Matt Stairs this huge threat?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

100 years ago

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 2, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

when there is food on the line

he is a force to be reckoned with

by Beasticon on Aug 2, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

pisses me off

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 2, 2008 9:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Wow

Burnett can throw cheese when he wants to.

by sggut95 on Aug 2, 2008 9:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

do the rangers really have to allow 6+ runs a night

by Beasticon on Aug 2, 2008 9:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

when wash dosen't know how to manage a pitching staff

yes..

by jas003 on Aug 2, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

BEEP YOU WILKERSON!

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by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 9:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

And BEEP YOU FAN!

You should have caught that

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by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Why didn't Wilkerson ever do that for us?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 9:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

SONOFABITCH!

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Aug 2, 2008 9:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

That was retarded.

by sggut95 on Aug 2, 2008 9:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

are u kidding me

i didnt even know wilkerson could jump off the ground

by Beasticon on Aug 2, 2008 9:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

And the worst part

Is he’ll have a web gem tonight. Ugly.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Hahahaha.

Wilkerson. I am literally laughing.

by Garcia on Aug 2, 2008 9:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

hit the wall

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 2, 2008 9:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

that hit the fucking wall first.

by Garcia on Aug 2, 2008 9:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

This is why we need instant replay

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by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

True

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Looked like he

Just trapped it against the wall.

by sggut95 on Aug 2, 2008 9:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Good thing I've almost finished that bottle of wine

I think I’m gonna need more though

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 9:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

the rangers can be fucking brutal….

by LongviewLegend315 on Aug 2, 2008 9:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Hambone

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hambone

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 9:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Poor Bad Brad

Even when he makes a great play he screws it up somehow.

Baseball Time in Arlington

by jamcadbury on Aug 2, 2008 9:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Tom getting tired of Lewin

by Garcia on Aug 2, 2008 9:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

"I'm not sure it necessarily has anything to do with anatomy, Josh..."

by RachelB on Aug 2, 2008 9:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

i wish someone

would hit josh lewin in his hambone

by Beasticon on Aug 2, 2008 9:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

I really hate that little kid by this point..

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by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Let's go, Murph!!

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

OH MY FUCKING TOOLS!

Let’s go!

by philkid3 on Aug 2, 2008 9:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

by philkid3 on Aug 2, 2008 9:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Yay, alleged 4th OF

Now…. RALLY LAIRD!!!

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

woooooo

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 2, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Surprise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BUTT SECKS!!!!

by philkid3 on Aug 2, 2008 9:19 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

+1000

Who’s got the image???

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Way to go

OMFT

by esme on Aug 2, 2008 9:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

YAY BUTT SECKS!

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by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 9:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

can i quote you on that?

by RachelB on Aug 2, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Ha ha

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

I'm not so sure of that...

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

will we see chris davis vs. chris davis?

by RachelB on Aug 2, 2008 9:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

ha nevermind

I very much misheard Scott Downs’ name.

by RachelB on Aug 2, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Have you been drinking too?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

not a drop

Which makes it even funnier.

by RachelB on Aug 2, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

Chris Davis

He’s due…It’s been a week since he went yard.. This would be the perfect time, and Wright can’t fuck up the lead from now on tonight.

by LongviewLegend315 on Aug 2, 2008 9:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

+1

C’mon CD

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs

OMFT's fave show

“King of Queens”???

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 9:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 9:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

new thread

http://www.lonestarball.com/2008/8/2/585472/8-2-08-game-day-thread-2

by Adam J. Morris on Aug 2, 2008 9:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Fri 08/01	WP: C.J. Wilson (2 - 2) LP: B.J. Ryan (2 - 4)	9 - 8 win
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