8/2/08 game day thread
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 2, 2008 6:00 PM CDT
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PrintToronto Blue Jays at Texas Rangers, Aug 2, 2008 7:05 PM CDT
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3 game series vs Blue Jays @ Rangers Ballpark in Arlington
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Toronto Blue Jays Saturday, Aug 2, 2008, 7:05 PM CDT Clear. Winds blowing in from right field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game Time temperature: Around 100.
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"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
anybody know
where lineups are posted first?
If there were no rewards to reap,
no loving embrace to see me through this tedious path I've chosen here,
I certainly would've walked away by now... Be patient
Tonight's lineup
per DMN Blog
Ian Kinsler _ 2B
Frank Catalanotto _ DH
Michael Young _ SS
Josh Hamilton _ RF
Marlon Byrd _ CF
David Murphy _ LF
Gerald Laird _ C
Chris Davis _ 1B
Travis Metcalf _ 3B
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 2, 2008 6:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Michael Young batting third just makes me cringe.
Yeah yeah, line-up’s not THAT important, but still. . .
From DMN Blog
Ramon Vazquez said the left shoulder is fine and he could play, but Ron Washington still decided to go with Travis Metcalf at third.
OC TO BLUE JAYS: I'M GONNA "LOAN" YOU A CUP A SUGAR, AND NEVER MENTION DA FACT THAT YOU KEEPS MY CUP,
son.
Last week I took a pleasure trip. I drove my wife to the airport.
Everyone fears the Rangers offense.
Even Josh Hamilton fears the Rangers offense. Figure that one out.
I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.
Ha ha
I’m sure Ham does fear the Rangers offense
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 2, 2008 6:13 PM CDT up reply actions
My head hurts
now…
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
per Weather Undergound
103.8 in Arlington, heat index of 110.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
If lovin you is crooked GHTD
I dont wanna be strait.
by SaltyGoesYard on Aug 2, 2008 6:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Don't be jealous Iorange
Although I know it will be hard to when I tell you this one is actually under 200lbs! BYAH!
by SaltyGoesYard on Aug 2, 2008 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions
LOL
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Notice he's still around and game time is 35 minutes away...
and he still hasn’t left to go pick her up or anything. I’m guessing the girl is Rebecca Righty or Lucy Lefty
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
LSB
is a pretty decent Saturday night date.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 2, 2008 6:20 PM CDT up reply actions
I will take a Chris Davis ass shot for you
HIGH AND TIGHT BABY.
by SaltyGoesYard on Aug 2, 2008 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Gee thanks, SGY
:)
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 2, 2008 6:22 PM CDT up reply actions
Does she know this?
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 6:23 PM CDT up reply actions
is it?
i was curious about it, but not enough to go out of my way to watch it
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Glad you like it!
I owe you a few tv/movie recs.
:)
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
Anchorman is next on my makeup list.
Ya, I know “ZOMG, you never saw that?????”
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
I've never seen that either.
I saw “Drillbit Taylor” the other night though. Not too bad :)
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 2, 2008 6:24 PM CDT up reply actions
no worries
I haven’t been a big fan of the Will Ferrell super comedies. Filled with great quotes, but way too long and drawn out.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
speaking of anchorman
i REALLY want to see step brothers.
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
I heard good things about it
this morning on the Ticket…don’t remember who said what, though.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
ditto
was danny and robert wilonski
i was on the fence about it, but i heard good things
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
"Terrrrriiiiiibbbbbllllllle"
lol
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
I saw it last weekend...
I liked it a lot. It’s definitely Ferrell’s best movie in a while.
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
good
because blades of glory wasn’t all that good.
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
Yeah I hear ya...
I also wasn’t that happy with Talledega Nights unlike a lot of people who seemed to love it. Might be his best since Anchorman days.
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
I have a new Murphy graphic tonight...
let’s see if I get a chance to use it. Meanwhile the Bradley graphic remains in storage.
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
Is Bradley really injury prone?
Or just dead?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
killing my fantasy team
from the grave
by Smoakin in the Boys Room on Aug 2, 2008 6:26 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd ask the same thing about McCarthy
except I heard he’s pitching in Oklahoma now. Good to know he’s still with us.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 6:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Hammy is a dumbass
Dude, the heat index is 110+, don’t drink that crap:
Josh Hamilton said his dizzy spell Friday was due to the fact he drank energy drinks for the first time this season, and had too many.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
how about
Don’t drink that crap, ever.
Stuff has more sugar than soda does.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Yeah...
Just stick with water, Josh. Maybe even some gatorade or vitamin water if you need flavor.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 2, 2008 6:31 PM CDT up reply actions
50 Cent keeps yelling at me to try Vitamin Water.
I’m a little scared.
I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.
I am the great cornholio!
Josh = Beavis
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yW_sIKBfIk
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
Would be nice...
to see the Rangers get to 5 over .500. Have tried a few times this year and failed. Feldman could really use a nice start as well.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
I think it's interesting how our humps have changed over the year.
Right now it’s the “5 over hump.” Remember back when it was the one-over-500 hump?
Yep...
gotta keep movin’ on up.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
I so love listening to RonWash
on the pregame!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
He is a journalist's nightmare
He just isn’t a very good quote machine.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 2, 2008 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions
I wasn't being sarcastic, at all.
I really do love the pregame interview. He doesn’t dodge issues, or avoid questions/steer the interview, and it is super obvious he may be the most honest man left on earth. He truly loves his players/employees, and takes the heat on himself when they goof up, as a good manager should.
I’d love to work for/with him.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
He IS honest
And very straight-forward. Sometimes, he’s just a little boring. I don’t want him to go all Ozzie on us, but he never seems very excited.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 2, 2008 7:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Listen to him much?
He is very passionate, but measured. I don’t know if it would come across like that in small samples.
JMO, of course.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
Maybe he's too measured
to sound passionate to me. I don’t doubt he loves this game and his job, but I dunno…he’s just really laid back.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 2, 2008 7:08 PM CDT up reply actions
Shrek burning bridges
once again…
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
How so?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 2, 2008 6:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Bitchin' about being
lied to here…someone didn’t want him on the team…didn’t get a chance to prove himself…moron, take a look at the back of your MiLB baseball card.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
Nice
When the Rangers assigned him to AAA, I was in the photo wells next to the dugout when he came to Iowa. He was complaining to the I-Cubs coaches about being in the minors too. Said he didn’t deserve it and knew he’d be in the majors somewhere before the end of the season.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 2, 2008 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Im going to the game with a girl I swear ok...
She just has not gotten here yet….but its gonna happen.
just shut up
ok. Your acting like a hormone infested teenager.
"You can't reason with your heart; it has its own laws, and thumps about things which the intellect scorns." - from A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court, by Mark Twain
whoa WHOA
Someone is wound up a little tight.
by SaltyGoesYard on Aug 2, 2008 6:48 PM CDT up reply actions
You should know, eh???
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
you don't me
you don’t know what I got.
"You can't reason with your heart; it has its own laws, and thumps about things which the intellect scorns." - from A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court, by Mark Twain
Ahhh...I just edited myself...
carry on, forget about it.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
*
you’re
:)
"You can't reason with your heart; it has its own laws, and thumps about things which the intellect scorns." - from A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court, by Mark Twain
*
and a question mark after ok
"You can't reason with your heart; it has its own laws, and thumps about things which the intellect scorns." - from A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court, by Mark Twain
just shut ok
ok. Your acting like a disgruntled highschool english teacher.
by SaltyGoesYard on Aug 2, 2008 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions
whoa WHOA
someone’s wound up a LITTLE tight (if you know what I mean ;)
"You can't reason with your heart; it has its own laws, and thumps about things which the intellect scorns." - from A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court, by Mark Twain
You lie, she's already there...
Rebecca Righty and Lucy Lefty are always close at hand.
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
Someone
needs to make a Boomstick – This is Brandon Boggs’ while he is in the throwing motion.
"You can't reason with your heart; it has its own laws, and thumps about things which the intellect scorns." - from A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court, by Mark Twain
that would be EPIC.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
If we can find a picture of Boggs throwing
It can be done. Easy.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 2, 2008 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Our outfielders...
Currently in the Top 50 for outfield assists…
Byrd with 6
Hammy and Boggs with 5
Bradley and Murphy with 4
That’s 24 between the 5, and Bradley has 4 in only 20 games playing in the OF.
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
Let's go Feldman!!
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
Chewbacca at the game???
WTF?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
That is the only way to describe it I think
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
+1
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Okay, HBP not so great
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
You got the game tonight?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
What?
Yeah, I have MLB EI
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 2, 2008 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Wha is dat?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
MLB Extra Innings
on DirecTV, so I can watch ALMOST every game.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 2, 2008 7:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Ah!
Awesome for you. Do you have Rance & co? They aren’t bad. at all.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
Nope
I have Josh and Tom tonight. I usually only get opposing announcers with the White Sox.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 2, 2008 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Yea, that's the case online
they are the most godawful ones too.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions
WTF
That was ugly
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
He should have thrown it
He should have just thrown it at Kinsler, rather than at no one.
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 2, 2008 7:15 PM CDT up reply actions
What's with that one section behind home plate...
where there’s a block of about 16-20 seats all empty?
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
season ticket holders
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
That's where SGY
and his “girl” are gonna sit :)
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 2, 2008 7:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh well.
1 run 1st inning = epic win.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
I love Mr. Bill...
none of my friends ever know who he is though when I make references to him
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
Toronto has fans in Texas?
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
Toronta has fans, period?
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions
*Toronto
dammit, I guess I need to stop drinking.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 7:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Nah...drink more
:)
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 2, 2008 7:19 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah!
The guy streaming what I am watching right now…
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
Nah...
they all melted as soon as they stepped off the plane.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
A bit OT
That guy doing the documentary on human interest stories at each ballpark interviewed the Cookie Lady today. She called to tell me about it. Should be a really neat project.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
He's serious
Their web site is www.basecrawl.com. I’m anxious to see what they come up with at each place. And Shirley’s such a neat lady. She was excited to do it.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 2, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm here!!
I thought about going to the game tonight.
Then I remembered it’s ridonkulously hot and I’m going Monday anyway and I might rather just stay and chat with you guys instead.
Aww...
I feel special.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 2, 2008 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions
I got home late late late last night and I didn't get to comment on your plan to buy the Rangers and harrass Davis.
But can I get in on that?
Sure, I'll find a job for you
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 2, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm going to replace Knoxie
Wanna go to my stabbin’ cabbin’?
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
Jeebus, dude...
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
A joke from last night
It’s not as bad as you think it is.
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
That was his attempt
at awkward interviews ala Knoxie
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 2, 2008 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions
I could find people with really large ears and ask
How many channels can you get?
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
On the field
He’s going straight for Electrician and Harrison
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 2, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions
He does have some ears on him
So does MY.
I think they’re fair game
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 2, 2008 7:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Micah was asking if I could
be uncomfortable in interviews as Knoxie. So I replied I could ask the husbands of hot women if I could take their wives back to my stabbin’ cabbin’. that is all.
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
But the plan is this...
I’m gonna marry Larry King and wait for him to die. Then, I’ll take my interited fortune and buy the Rangers, which would subsequently lead to much sexual harassment of Chris Davis (and likely others).
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 2, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions
Wouldn't it be easier...
to just marry and divorce Larry King like tons of other girls have already done?
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
Yeah, but I think I'd get more money
If I hung in there….otherwise, I probably have to deal with a pre-nup.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 2, 2008 7:30 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm sure Adam would help me out on that though
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 2, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Obviously...
others have had the same thought and decided to bail instead
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
Perhaps, but...
...none of them had a finish line like mine. Chris Davis can be very motivating.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 2, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions
no fight from me for Chris Davis
you’ve staked your claim.
Just as long as I get my pick of the rest.
That's a deal
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 2, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions
+1
for a proper utilization of “ridonkulously”
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 7:22 PM CDT up reply actions
My college roommate is in town and we're going to Monday's game...
Going to be really hot.
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
He hasn't had a bad game in a while
He gets a pass on this one.
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
burnett
if he gets out of his contract the rangers really need to go after him
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
+1
Now that he is healthy.
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
Kind of like a lolipop
You never know.
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
He'll be 32 next year
And has never been able to stay healthy.
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 2, 2008 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions
he'll fit right in
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
right
but for the right price with innings pitched clauses i’d be fine with it.
then again with the way the free agent market tends to go someone will throw way too much at hime
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
The pitchers are going to start fielding...
all 9 positions to avoid errors?
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
Battle of the Scotts
Feldman wins this round
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
Yay
So glad their defense is error-prone too
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
Rod Barajas...
how I love you more that you’re doing that with another team.
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
My sphincter tries hard every morning...
big deal.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
I reject that gift...
if it has a dick in it.
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
I'm glad
There’s no hole cut in the side of the box.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 2, 2008 7:40 PM CDT up reply actions
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
try again
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
It's easy to do just follow these steps
1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your junk in that box
3: Make her open the box
And that’s the way you do it
Alex Rios
Just for shits and giggles, what would it take to get the Jays’ CF??? I really like his game….
by LongviewLegend315 on Aug 2, 2008 7:41 PM CDT reply actions
Rather, the Rangers have a pretty good CF.
I’m trying to ween myself off using “we”. Force of habit.
I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.
I still say "we"
Can’t help it.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 2, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, it's tough.
But I feel like it will be better in the long run.
I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.
I try not to but I still do it also
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
There's gotta be some ground rules though.
such as, if you graduated from a school, you can always say “we” even if you didn’t play.
no doubt marlon is a solid fielder, but Rios is young and could really do some damage in this lineup…at least set the table for Mash and Bash
by LongviewLegend315 on Aug 2, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions
CF is literally the last thing this team
needs to think about… along with the C position. Pitching, pitching, pitching, pitching, pitching, pitching, pitching…..... pitching. (pitching)
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions
A bit OT: gotta love rookie karaoke
Which one of these things is not like the others?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
Poor Botts.
Although he is probably a god in Japan.
I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.
He probably
looks like Godzilla to the Japanese.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 2, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Ha ha
I just mean his size. He’s HUGE
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 2, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Okay, I was confused
And I wasn’t being dirty either. Although my response is kind of ambiguous.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 2, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Not so much
I don’t think he is doing very well over there.
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
The line score really does look weird
1 hit, 1 run, 1 error
1 hit, 1 run, 1 error
well, up until I typed it.
not just you
but hey, we’ve had pitchers who looked better in the rotation before. Not much better results.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
+1
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 2, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Adorkable, even
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 2, 2008 7:53 PM CDT up reply actions
I hope this isn't a letdown
But here’s my Gerald graphic…
Ha ha
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 2, 2008 7:53 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
What the hell is that!
LOL
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
holy crap
I’m blind
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
aww...
why?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 2, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Is that a monkey on his dick?
LMAO
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
Yes, sir
I believe it is
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 2, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I am seriously in tears over here
where the hell did you find that??
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
I wasted a lot of time on google images
And searched for “woot” (since I say that a lot in celebratory fashion). That came up.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 2, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm coming for you!
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
Feliz's not at his best tonight
still 3 IP, 2H, 3BB, 3K, 0 run
Borbon has a double, but got caught stealing
Are you
the Joker’z?
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm guessing the sigs
and similar pics threw him off
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
I'm not at the point
of seeing double…. yet.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, I kinda figured
But I thought I hadn’t posted enough for people to remember my S/N
Why so serious?
I was curious
if you and Beasticon were one in the same, based on avatar and sig. Nevermind.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 8:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Feliz
Where do you go online to follow his line??
by LongviewLegend315 on Aug 2, 2008 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions
go to milb.com
and go through the scoreboard to find the box scores for Frisco in the Texas League
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
Knox right behind Laird
Now there’s an interesting frame
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
Nope
Not a chance
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 2, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Although, I don't know where boomer1 is going
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 2, 2008 8:04 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, what took him so long?
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions
that trade will be remembered as
a completely pointless trade for both teams
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
Can't wait to hear
what Ozzie has to say about that
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 2, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions
Injury
was just cramping during a 100 + degree game
by meatbonelefty on Aug 2, 2008 8:11 PM CDT up reply actions
I've never tried it
Might be convinced to try it someday, but I haven’t yet.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 2, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
never tried it?
dude, you have to at least once. It really is not gross. There’s all kinds of rolls where you can have the proverbial training wheels to see if you like it at all.
Like I said
I’m willing to try it. Someday. Just haven’t yet.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 2, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions
Once you get past the fact that it's raw fish, it's awesome.
And really, I’ve found that in 90% of sushi, you can’t even tell it’s fish.
I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.
I have a good feeling about this game
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
Wilkerson
most hated recent Ranger on message boards? If not him, then who?
Personally, I never disliked the guy. I was disappointed though with his run through here.
It insults me that Wilkerson is on base…He sucked
by LongviewLegend315 on Aug 2, 2008 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
I never disliked Wilky
But I wasn’t all that sad when he was released either
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 2, 2008 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
No, Wilkerson was like a clumsy kid who screws everything up even though he doesn't mean it
But Broussard was like a bunny murderer
Lewins got peeps?
Yellow or Pink kind?
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
Let's go Murph
Here’s my rally cat
((and that is actually my cat….I’m such a mean cat mom))
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
Greatness
I have a dog named Boomer and a cat named Sooner…sigh I’m such a homer
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
One of my friends is an OU grad
And has a beagle named Boomer. I get it.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 2, 2008 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
It's ok
I have a dog named Peyton.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
Yea
The wife and I both are. My freshman year was Manning’s last year.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
I've got a picture of Pepper head-butting a Rangers cap.
And my cats are both named after the Rangers, in very roundabout ways.
I got my cats before I became a Rangers fan
But that’s alright. I plan to name my future sons after Rangers players.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 2, 2008 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions
Very good :)
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 2, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions
OMFT
is on fire!
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
Someone told Gerald...
that there was a tub of ice cream on 2nd base melting and he had to get out there quickly to save it!
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
Woot!!!
I’ll spare everyone the Gerald graphic again :) I think it made some people leave…
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
Surprise Buttseks to the rescue!!!!!!!
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Sparkle Motion makes early appearance
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
C'mon Trav
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
DP possibly scores a run though
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
I think he's trying to round second base right now
with that girl.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Ha ha ha
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 2, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions
I feel a big inning coming right here.
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
Could still happen
At least it was just one out
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 2, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Well maybe I did have a false feeling...
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
Correct you are!
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
Inning still isn't over
Have faith
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
oh well
at least it wasn’t GIDP
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
That would be SWEET
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 2, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions
But....not this time
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 2, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions
Epic Fail.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
It's never good
when you have a Cat and a Byrd in the same line-up.
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
Do. Not. Swing.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
WOOOO CAT!!!!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
Once again....
... Laird going in for some S.B.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
Aww....
Got greedy. Should have settled for two runs.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
Gonna have to see a replay...
but I thought Davis may have got the foot in before the tag.
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
lol
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions
It was actually a pretty close play
and I thought he got the foot under, but we’ll see.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions
You are correct.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions
Rangers up 3-2.
Feliz has been great in relief of Beau Jones.
I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.
More awkwardness from Knox...
as in you didn’t miss much
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obligatory?
try not to sound too excited
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 2, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Ha ha...it's just a slight jab.
I work a lot, so we have to schedule nights like tonight.
by Brandon Worley on Aug 2, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
Whatever you have to do to make it work
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 2, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions
That was the most
unmanly baseball fight ever.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions
True.
The Pedro/Gerald Williams fight back in 2000 was a pretty good slapfest too.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions
Dumpmaster came from 3rd
and tackled his ass.
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
Another OF assist
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
Whoa!!!!!
Kick ass throw!
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
Hambone with his 6th OF Assist this year...
and the 25 OF assist by the primary 5 outfielders
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i still love that photo
as you can tell by my user picture
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
That wasn't even close
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
That throw was...
..... God…. that was unreal.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
Hope not
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 2, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions
And Josh Came Down From the Heavens
and smote scutaro down at third and said let there be no man in scoring position.
I'm sorry my parents never had me sarcamsized.
Josh 3:16?
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions
Oh my
Where did you find that?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 2, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions
A little thing called Google image search
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That's just out there on the web?
Craziness
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 2, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Ha ha
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 2, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Uh oh...
is this good Jamey Wright, or bad Jamey Wright tonight?
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Good outing, Feldman
I’ll take it
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
Hopefully we have the "I'm going to beat the shit out of you" Wright tonight...
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
Ha ha
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 2, 2008 8:57 PM CDT up reply actions
You gotta be kidding me, Wash!
Oh, nevermind, he’s leaving him in.
I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.
looks like its gonna
have to be anothers comeback for the texas rangers
touchdown... touchdown... and st.micheals takes the lead.
I didn't realizes Matt Stairs
demanded such respect.
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
*realize
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
holy hell
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
That sucks!!!!!!!!
Shoulda stuck with Feldman for one more out
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
Just got here...
Besides Barajas being a beast, what have I missed? I met Judah Friedlander tonight when I went to Quizno’s, so it’s not a total loss.
He's gonna sidearm punch Wright
Later
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 2, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions
Already used by myself a few nights ago :)
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I know
Since when is Matt Stairs this huge threat?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 2, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions
And BEEP YOU FAN!
You should have caught that
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Why didn't Wilkerson ever do that for us?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
SONOFABITCH!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
And the worst part
Is he’ll have a web gem tonight. Ugly.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 2, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions
This is why we need instant replay
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True
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 2, 2008 9:11 PM CDT up reply actions
Looked like he
Just trapped it against the wall.
Good thing I've almost finished that bottle of wine
I think I’m gonna need more though
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
Hambone
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=hambone
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
I really hate that little kid by this point..
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
Let's go, Murph!!
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
Yay, alleged 4th OF
Now…. RALLY LAIRD!!!
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
+1000
Who’s got the image???
There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions
Ha ha
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 2, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm not so sure of that...
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
Have you been drinking too?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 2, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Chris Davis
He’s due…It’s been a week since he went yard.. This would be the perfect time, and Wright can’t fuck up the lead from now on tonight.
by LongviewLegend315 on Aug 2, 2008 9:20 PM CDT reply actions
+1
C’mon CD
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
by The Best Micah on Aug 2, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
OMFT's fave show
“King of Queens”???
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
AJ Burnett
looks almost as dorky as Scott Feldman. but not quite as cute.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag
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