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Toronto Blue Jays @ Texas Rangers


Current Series

3 game series vs Blue Jays @ Rangers Ballpark in Arlington

Fri 08/01 WP: C.J. Wilson (2 - 2)
LP: B.J. Ryan (2 - 4)		 9 - 8 win

Toronto Blue Jays Red-star
@ Texas Rangers Red-star

Saturday, Aug 2, 2008, 7:05 PM CDT
Rangers Ballpark in Arlington

A.J. Burnett vs Scott Feldman

Clear. Winds blowing in from right field at 5-10 m.p.h. Game Time temperature: Around 100.

 

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go rangers.

hopefully that guy has that stream up.

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 2, 2008 6:00 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yep

http://xssports.getfreehosting.co.uk/

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 6:18 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

woo

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 2, 2008 6:23 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

anybody know

where lineups are posted first?

If there were no rewards to reap,
no loving embrace to see me through this tedious path I've chosen here,
I certainly would've walked away by now... Be patient

by trident on Aug 2, 2008 6:07 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Tonight's lineup

per DMN Blog

Ian Kinsler _ 2B
Frank Catalanotto _ DH
Michael Young _ SS
Josh Hamilton _ RF
Marlon Byrd _ CF
David Murphy _ LF
Gerald Laird _ C
Chris Davis _ 1B
Travis Metcalf _ 3B

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 6:08 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ty

maam

If there were no rewards to reap,
no loving embrace to see me through this tedious path I've chosen here,
I certainly would've walked away by now... Be patient

by trident on Aug 2, 2008 6:10 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Michael Young batting third just makes me cringe.

Yeah yeah, line-up’s not THAT important, but still. . .

by philkid3 on Aug 2, 2008 6:15 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

From DMN Blog
Ramon Vazquez said the left shoulder is fine and he could play, but Ron Washington still decided to go with Travis Metcalf at third.

by rcreative on Aug 2, 2008 6:11 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

All in favor of a win?

Say aye.

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 2, 2008 6:09 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I fear Burnett a bit...

but I bet he fears the Rangers more…

II Cor. 4:17-18

by TedFord on Aug 2, 2008 6:10 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Everyone fears the Rangers offense.

Even Josh Hamilton fears the Rangers offense. Figure that one out.

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 2, 2008 6:12 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ha ha

I’m sure Ham does fear the Rangers offense

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 6:13 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

My head hurts

now…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 6:19 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

per Weather Undergound

103.8 in Arlington, heat index of 110.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Aug 2, 2008 6:13 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Goin to the game tonight boys....

.......WITH A GIRL!

Score is

Salty: 1
LSB loners: 0

by SaltyGoesYard on Aug 2, 2008 6:13 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Gay.

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 2, 2008 6:13 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Don't be jealous Iorange

Although I know it will be hard to when I tell you this one is actually under 200lbs! BYAH!

by SaltyGoesYard on Aug 2, 2008 6:19 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LOL

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Aug 2, 2008 6:19 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Notice he's still around and game time is 35 minutes away...

and he still hasn’t left to go pick her up or anything. I’m guessing the girl is Rebecca Righty or Lucy Lefty

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 6:25 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LSB

is a pretty decent Saturday night date.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 6:20 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Gee thanks, SGY

:)

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 6:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LMAO!!!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 6:23 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Does she know this?

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 6:23 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OT: The Cleaner

that show is pretty badass

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 2, 2008 6:17 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

is it?

i was curious about it, but not enough to go out of my way to watch it

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Aug 2, 2008 6:19 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

yeah

I’m watching the second episode right now. The first episode started out making it look like it was going to be kind of preachy, but it’s been great since.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 2, 2008 6:20 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Glad you like it!

I owe you a few tv/movie recs.

:)

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 6:21 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lol

I’m sure it will balance out in the end

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 2, 2008 6:21 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Anchorman is next on my makeup list.

Ya, I know “ZOMG, you never saw that?????”

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 6:23 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I've never seen that either.

I saw “Drillbit Taylor” the other night though. Not too bad :)

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 6:24 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no worries

I haven’t been a big fan of the Will Ferrell super comedies. Filled with great quotes, but way too long and drawn out.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 2, 2008 6:24 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

speaking of anchorman

i REALLY want to see step brothers.

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Aug 2, 2008 6:55 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I heard good things about it

this morning on the Ticket…don’t remember who said what, though.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 7:00 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ditto

was danny and robert wilonski

i was on the fence about it, but i heard good things

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Aug 2, 2008 7:03 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

"Terrrrriiiiiibbbbbllllllle"

lol

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 7:04 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I saw it last weekend...

I liked it a lot. It’s definitely Ferrell’s best movie in a while.

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 7:03 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

good

because blades of glory wasn’t all that good.

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Aug 2, 2008 7:04 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah I hear ya...

I also wasn’t that happy with Talledega Nights unlike a lot of people who seemed to love it. Might be his best since Anchorman days.

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 7:07 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I have a new Murphy graphic tonight...

let’s see if I get a chance to use it. Meanwhile the Bradley graphic remains in storage.

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 6:24 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is Bradley really injury prone?

Or just dead?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 6:25 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'd ask the same thing about McCarthy

except I heard he’s pitching in Oklahoma now. Good to know he’s still with us.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 6:27 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Hammy is a dumbass

Dude, the heat index is 110+, don’t drink that crap:

Josh Hamilton said his dizzy spell Friday was due to the fact he drank energy drinks for the first time this season, and had too many.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 6:29 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

how about

Don’t drink that crap, ever.

Stuff has more sugar than soda does.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Aug 2, 2008 6:29 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah...

Just stick with water, Josh. Maybe even some gatorade or vitamin water if you need flavor.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 6:31 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

50 Cent keeps yelling at me to try Vitamin Water.

I’m a little scared.

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 2, 2008 6:43 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I am the great cornholio!

Josh = Beavis

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yW_sIKBfIk

It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin

by txranger7 on Aug 2, 2008 6:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Would be nice...

to see the Rangers get to 5 over .500. Have tried a few times this year and failed. Feldman could really use a nice start as well.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Aug 2, 2008 6:35 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I think it's interesting how our humps have changed over the year.

Right now it’s the “5 over hump.” Remember back when it was the one-over-500 hump?

by philkid3 on Aug 2, 2008 6:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yep...

gotta keep movin’ on up.

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Aug 2, 2008 6:50 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I so love listening to RonWash

on the pregame!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 6:43 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He is a journalist's nightmare

He just isn’t a very good quote machine.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 6:46 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I wasn't being sarcastic, at all.

I really do love the pregame interview. He doesn’t dodge issues, or avoid questions/steer the interview, and it is super obvious he may be the most honest man left on earth. He truly loves his players/employees, and takes the heat on himself when they goof up, as a good manager should.

I’d love to work for/with him.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 6:59 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He IS honest

And very straight-forward. Sometimes, he’s just a little boring. I don’t want him to go all Ozzie on us, but he never seems very excited.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:00 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Listen to him much?

He is very passionate, but measured. I don’t know if it would come across like that in small samples.

JMO, of course.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 7:07 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Maybe he's too measured

to sound passionate to me. I don’t doubt he loves this game and his job, but I dunno…he’s just really laid back.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:08 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Shrek burning bridges

once again…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 6:45 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

How so?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 6:46 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Bitchin' about being

lied to here…someone didn’t want him on the team…didn’t get a chance to prove himself…moron, take a look at the back of your MiLB baseball card.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 6:48 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nice

When the Rangers assigned him to AAA, I was in the photo wells next to the dugout when he came to Iowa. He was complaining to the I-Cubs coaches about being in the minors too. Said he didn’t deserve it and knew he’d be in the majors somewhere before the end of the season.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 6:51 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Im going to the game with a girl I swear ok...

She just has not gotten here yet….but its gonna happen.

by SaltyGoesYard on Aug 2, 2008 6:47 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

just shut up

ok. Your acting like a hormone infested teenager.

"You can't reason with your heart; it has its own laws, and thumps about things which the intellect scorns." - from A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court, by Mark Twain

by dstar442005 on Aug 2, 2008 6:48 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

whoa WHOA

Someone is wound up a little tight.

by SaltyGoesYard on Aug 2, 2008 6:48 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You should know, eh???

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 6:49 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

you don't me

you don’t know what I got.

"You can't reason with your heart; it has its own laws, and thumps about things which the intellect scorns." - from A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court, by Mark Twain

by dstar442005 on Aug 2, 2008 6:51 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ahhh...I just edited myself...

carry on, forget about it.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 6:54 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

lol

i love the Ok. part

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXWLfIgc0nA

by mchang4 on Aug 2, 2008 6:51 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

*

you’re

:)

"You can't reason with your heart; it has its own laws, and thumps about things which the intellect scorns." - from A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court, by Mark Twain

by dstar442005 on Aug 2, 2008 6:52 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

*

and a question mark after ok

"You can't reason with your heart; it has its own laws, and thumps about things which the intellect scorns." - from A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court, by Mark Twain

by dstar442005 on Aug 2, 2008 6:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

just shut ok

ok. Your acting like a disgruntled highschool english teacher.

by SaltyGoesYard on Aug 2, 2008 6:55 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

whoa WHOA

someone’s wound up a LITTLE tight (if you know what I mean ;)

"You can't reason with your heart; it has its own laws, and thumps about things which the intellect scorns." - from A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court, by Mark Twain

by dstar442005 on Aug 2, 2008 6:58 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You lie, she's already there...

Rebecca Righty and Lucy Lefty are always close at hand.

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 6:51 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Someone

needs to make a Boomstick – This is Brandon Boggs’ while he is in the throwing motion.

"You can't reason with your heart; it has its own laws, and thumps about things which the intellect scorns." - from A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court, by Mark Twain

by dstar442005 on Aug 2, 2008 6:49 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

that would be EPIC.

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Aug 2, 2008 6:50 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

If we can find a picture of Boggs throwing

It can be done. Easy.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 6:54 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Our outfielders...

Currently in the Top 50 for outfield assists…

Byrd with 6
Hammy and Boggs with 5
Bradley and Murphy with 4

That’s 24 between the 5, and Bradley has 4 in only 20 games playing in the OF.

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 6:53 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

is the new pitching coach in effect tonight?

Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future

by Steal Home on Aug 2, 2008 6:55 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes.

Will he have an effect? Absolutely not.

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 2, 2008 6:56 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Maybe...

Or we could let Connor go out there and sabotage some more.

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 6:56 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Let's do this!

LEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOY!

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 2, 2008 7:06 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Let's go Feldman!!

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:06 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FOTRange!

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 2, 2008 7:08 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WOOOOOOO

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 2, 2008 7:08 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Chewbacca at the game???

WTF?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 7:09 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That is the only way to describe it I think

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by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 7:15 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

+1

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Aug 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

damn scotty

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 2, 2008 7:10 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Okay, HBP not so great

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:10 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

You got the game tonight?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 7:11 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What?

Yeah, I have MLB EI

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:11 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wha is dat?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 7:12 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

MLB Extra Innings

on DirecTV, so I can watch ALMOST every game.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:12 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ah!

Awesome for you. Do you have Rance & co? They aren’t bad. at all.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 7:13 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nope

I have Josh and Tom tonight. I usually only get opposing announcers with the White Sox.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:14 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yea, that's the case online

they are the most godawful ones too.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

FUCK

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 2, 2008 7:12 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WTF

That was ugly

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:12 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Scotty

shouldn’t have thrown that

by awillis111 on Aug 2, 2008 7:15 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He should have thrown it

He should have just thrown it at Kinsler, rather than at no one.

by Adam J. Morris on Aug 2, 2008 7:15 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What's with that one section behind home plate...

where there’s a block of about 16-20 seats all empty?

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by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 7:14 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

season ticket holders

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 7:14 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's where SGY

and his “girl” are gonna sit :)

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:14 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Oh well.

1 run 1st inning = epic win.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 7:14 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Mr. Bill says...

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I love Mr. Bill...

none of my friends ever know who he is though when I make references to him

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by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 7:16 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Toronto has fans in Texas?

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by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 7:17 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Toronta has fans, period?

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 7:17 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

*Toronto

dammit, I guess I need to stop drinking.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 7:18 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nah...drink more

:)

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:19 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah!

The guy streaming what I am watching right now…

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 7:18 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Nah...

they all melted as soon as they stepped off the plane.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 7:17 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

A bit OT

That guy doing the documentary on human interest stories at each ballpark interviewed the Cookie Lady today. She called to tell me about it. Should be a really neat project.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:17 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He's serious

Their web site is www.basecrawl.com. I’m anxious to see what they come up with at each place. And Shirley’s such a neat lady. She was excited to do it.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:20 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Neato!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 7:19 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm here!!

I thought about going to the game tonight.
Then I remembered it’s ridonkulously hot and I’m going Monday anyway and I might rather just stay and chat with you guys instead.

by RachelB on Aug 2, 2008 7:19 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

107 monday

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 2, 2008 7:20 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Aww...

I feel special.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:20 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Sure, I'll find a job for you

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm going to replace Knoxie

Wanna go to my stabbin’ cabbin’?

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 7:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Jeebus, dude...

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 7:25 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

A joke from last night

It’s not as bad as you think it is.

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 7:26 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That was his attempt

at awkward interviews ala Knoxie

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:28 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I could find people with really large ears and ask

How many channels can you get?

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 7:30 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That

I like!

:)

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 7:35 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ha!

on the field or off?

by RachelB on Aug 2, 2008 7:35 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

On the field

He’s going straight for Electrician and Harrison

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:36 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

What about Kins?

Or do we just like him too much…

by RachelB on Aug 2, 2008 7:37 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He does have some ears on him

So does MY.

I think they’re fair game

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:38 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Micah was asking if I could

be uncomfortable in interviews as Knoxie. So I replied I could ask the husbands of hot women if I could take their wives back to my stabbin’ cabbin’. that is all.

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 7:28 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

But the plan is this...

I’m gonna marry Larry King and wait for him to die. Then, I’ll take my interited fortune and buy the Rangers, which would subsequently lead to much sexual harassment of Chris Davis (and likely others).

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:29 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Wouldn't it be easier...

to just marry and divorce Larry King like tons of other girls have already done?

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 7:30 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah, but I think I'd get more money

If I hung in there….otherwise, I probably have to deal with a pre-nup.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:30 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm sure Adam would help me out on that though

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:31 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Obviously...

others have had the same thought and decided to bail instead

Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.

by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 7:31 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Perhaps, but...

...none of them had a finish line like mine. Chris Davis can be very motivating.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:32 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no fight from me for Chris Davis

you’ve staked your claim.
Just as long as I get my pick of the rest.

by RachelB on Aug 2, 2008 7:32 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

That's a deal

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:33 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ok

guess I missed it.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 7:28 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Glad to have you, Rach.

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 2, 2008 7:21 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

+1

for a proper utilization of “ridonkulously”

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 7:22 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

My college roommate is in town and we're going to Monday's game...

Going to be really hot.

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by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 7:28 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Before,

during, or after the game?

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 7:30 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Feliz

is not doing to good right now

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXWLfIgc0nA

by mchang4 on Aug 2, 2008 7:22 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He hasn't had a bad game in a while

He gets a pass on this one.

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 7:24 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

burnett

if he gets out of his contract the rangers really need to go after him

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Aug 2, 2008 7:24 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

+1

Now that he is healthy.

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 7:24 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Kind of like a lolipop

You never know.

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 7:26 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He'll be 32 next year

And has never been able to stay healthy.

by Adam J. Morris on Aug 2, 2008 7:26 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he'll fit right in

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 7:31 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

right

but for the right price with innings pitched clauses i’d be fine with it.

then again with the way the free agent market tends to go someone will throw way too much at hime

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Aug 2, 2008 7:42 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

burnett

has nasty stuff. he is just inconsistent

Why So Serious?

by Beasticon on Aug 2, 2008 7:25 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The pitchers are going to start fielding...

all 9 positions to avoid errors?

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by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 7:29 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Battle of the Scotts

Feldman wins this round

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:30 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

woooo

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 2, 2008 7:32 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

WOOOO

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by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 7:32 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Burnett

HamiltOWNED.

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 2, 2008 7:33 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

wooo

How's Dshep's ass taste?

by iorange555 on Aug 2, 2008 7:37 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yay

So glad their defense is error-prone too

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:37 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Rod Barajas...

how I love you more that you’re doing that with another team.

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by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 7:37 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Rolen

looks like he tries hard

Why So Serious?

by Beasticon on Aug 2, 2008 7:37 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

My sphincter tries hard every morning...

big deal.

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley

by Rodney on Aug 2, 2008 7:39 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

This is for you, Rangers!

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 2, 2008 7:38 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I reject that gift...

if it has a dick in it.

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by rangers85 on Aug 2, 2008 7:40 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm glad

There’s no hole cut in the side of the box.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:40 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Great skit

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 7:41 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 7:43 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

try again

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WhwbxEfy7fg

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 7:44 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

It's easy to do just follow these steps

1: Cut a hole in a box
2: Put your junk in that box
3: Make her open the box
And that’s the way you do it

by Garcia on Aug 2, 2008 7:44 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Alex Rios

Just for shits and giggles, what would it take to get the Jays’ CF??? I really like his game….

by LongviewLegend315 on Aug 2, 2008 7:41 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

We have a pretty good CF.

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 2, 2008 7:44 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Rather, the Rangers have a pretty good CF.

I’m trying to ween myself off using “we”. Force of habit.

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 2, 2008 7:45 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ha.

that’s become one of my pet peeves.

by Garcia on Aug 2, 2008 7:46 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I still say "we"

Can’t help it.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:47 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah, it's tough.

But I feel like it will be better in the long run.

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 2, 2008 7:49 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I try not to but I still do it also

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 7:49 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

There's gotta be some ground rules though.

such as, if you graduated from a school, you can always say “we” even if you didn’t play.

by Garcia on Aug 2, 2008 7:50 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

no doubt marlon is a solid fielder, but Rios is young and could really do some damage in this lineup…at least set the table for Mash and Bash

by LongviewLegend315 on Aug 2, 2008 7:48 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

CF is literally the last thing this team

needs to think about… along with the C position. Pitching, pitching, pitching, pitching, pitching, pitching, pitching…..... pitching. (pitching)

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 8:00 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

A bit OT: gotta love rookie karaoke

Which one of these things is not like the others?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:46 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Poor Botts.

Although he is probably a god in Japan.

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 2, 2008 7:46 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

He probably

looks like Godzilla to the Japanese.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:47 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Ha ha

I just mean his size. He’s HUGE

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:48 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Okay, I was confused

And I wasn’t being dirty either. Although my response is kind of ambiguous.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:50 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Not so much

I don’t think he is doing very well over there.

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 7:47 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

OH REGINALD?!?!?

I vote that BaseballIsMyBoyfriend buys the Rangers.

by ghtd36 on Aug 2, 2008 7:48 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

The line score really does look weird

1 hit, 1 run, 1 error
1 hit, 1 run, 1 error

well, up until I typed it.

by RachelB on Aug 2, 2008 7:50 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Darn it Kins

Why can’t you be 9 feet tall

by Telegraph on Aug 2, 2008 7:51 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Feldman

Is it just me, or does he kind of look like a dork?

by Adam J. Morris on Aug 2, 2008 7:52 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

not just you

but hey, we’ve had pitchers who looked better in the rotation before. Not much better results.

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 2, 2008 7:52 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

+1

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Adorkable, even

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

ummm

YOU OUT SON!!!

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 2, 2008 7:52 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I hope this isn't a letdown

But here’s my Gerald graphic…

Ha ha

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:53 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   1 recs

What the hell is that!

LOL

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 7:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

oh wow

and I had been looking forward to that.

by RachelB on Aug 2, 2008 7:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

holy crap

I’m blind

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Aug 2, 2008 7:53 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

LMAO!!!

Go Laird!!!!

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 2, 2008 7:54 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

aww...

why?

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:54 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Is that a monkey on his dick?

LMAO

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 7:55 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yes, sir

I believe it is

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:56 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I am seriously in tears over here

where the hell did you find that??

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08

by lisa w on Aug 2, 2008 7:55 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I wasted a lot of time on google images

And searched for “woot” (since I say that a lot in celebratory fashion). That came up.

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"If I buy this team, Chris Davis will end up suing me for sexual harassment." - Me
"Oh, but it will be worth it. a few million to you at that point will be pocket change." - LAMuscleFag

by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 2, 2008 7:56 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm afraid very afraid

"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg

by rentz on Aug 2, 2008 7:58 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm coming for you!

"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley

by boomer1 on Aug 2, 2008 8:00 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

is he

really comparing Harden to Burnett?

Why So Serious?

by Beasticon on Aug 2, 2008 7:56 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Feliz's not at his best tonight

still 3 IP, 2H, 3BB, 3K, 0 run

Borbon has a double, but got caught stealing

by Telegraph on Aug 2, 2008 8:02 PM CDT reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Are you

the Joker’z?

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 8:03 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm guessing the sigs

and similar pics threw him off

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 2, 2008 8:05 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I'm not at the point

of seeing double…. yet.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 8:06 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Yeah, I kinda figured

But I thought I hadn’t posted enough for people to remember my S/N

Why so serious?

by Joker'z on Aug 2, 2008 8:07 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

I was curious

if you and Beasticon were one in the same, based on avatar and sig. Nevermind.

There is no such thing as global warming. David Murphy was cold, so he turned the sun up.

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 2, 2008 8:06 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

Feliz

Where do you go online to follow his line??

by LongviewLegend315 on Aug 2, 2008 8:05 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

go to milb.com

and go through the scoreboard to find the box scores for Frisco in the Texas League

By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw

by Gdawg on Aug 2, 2008 8:05 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

nice, appreciate it Gdawg!

by LongviewLegend315 on Aug 2, 2008 8:06 PM CDT to parent up reply reply actions actions   0 recs

he's done though

probably pitch limit.

by Garcia on Aug 2, 2008 8:08 PM CDT