8/20/08 game day thread
Detroit Tigers at Texas Rangers, Aug 20, 2008 7:05 PM CDT
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Let the beating begin!!!!!
Nippert=Cy Young
by RA Dickey on Aug 20, 2008 6:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Let's do this.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 20, 2008 6:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Betting on the inning he pulls his groin again
tonight I say 3rd
¡yo soy Horsedooty!
I soloed in the Mile High Club!
by horsedooty on Aug 20, 2008 6:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
2nd
Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future
by Steal Home on Aug 20, 2008 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Same lineup as yesterday except
metcalf starting over vazquez.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 20, 2008 6:24 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
then it's not the same is it?
:)
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Aug 20, 2008 7:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ranger pitching tonight...
over/under 6 runs?
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
by slc ranger on Aug 20, 2008 6:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
over
its millwood…
Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future
by Steal Home on Aug 20, 2008 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Maybe he should have set it at 8
Instead of 6
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Aug 20, 2008 6:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
oh good lord
I don’t even have words for Laird’s hair.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 20, 2008 6:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What did he do?
Not a ghey streak job I hope?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Aug 20, 2008 6:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
faux-hawk.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 20, 2008 6:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What?!?!?
Oh, I can’t wait to see this….
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 6:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hm. I think I can pull it off the Tivo. GImme a minute.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 20, 2008 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How did he accomplish that??
Doesn’t the newest Hambino have more hair than Laird??
by awillis111 on Aug 20, 2008 7:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
how do you have a faux hawk
when you’re going bald??
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Aug 20, 2008 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i wonder if Evan Grant will write about it
to me, abortion is not a religious issue, it's a common sense one...
by Longhorn on Aug 20, 2008 6:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
He goes 0-4 for 3 LOB the night before and then goes out and gets a haircut. What is that telling his teammates? MY needs to call out Laird — publicly … on the PA … before his first AB.
by robert_d_wilfong on Aug 20, 2008 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
So...what's the way to lose today?
My thought is Millwood gives up 12 runners through 5 innings but is only losing 3-1. Then Benoit comes in during the 7th or 8th right after Rangers take the lead and gives up 5 runs in 2/3 of an inning and Rangers end up losing 8-6
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by rangers85 on Aug 20, 2008 7:00 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That's very creative
And optimistic. I don’t have faith in Millwood going five innings and only giving up three runs.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 7:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
At this point...
I almost feel like I’m watching the Rangers daily just to see what new spectacular way they’ll lose this game. Last night’s dropped ball between Hamilton and Boggs was pretty outstanding and unexpected.
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by rangers85 on Aug 20, 2008 7:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Rangers win
9-4. Millwood goes 5 innings.
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
by txranger7 on Aug 20, 2008 7:02 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Our "Get Drunk While Posting" night isn't tonight...
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by rangers85 on Aug 20, 2008 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well folks
Everyone ready for the nightly beatdown? :)
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 20, 2008 7:05 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Im sure Tiger Fan's feel the same way
with Nate on the mound.
by tyd3311 on Aug 20, 2008 7:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yep
Robertson’s throwing BP out there.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 20, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha, that's a good stat...
“Millwood’s ERA has actually jumped up each of his last 6 starts”
Way to give us hope early Josh.
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by rangers85 on Aug 20, 2008 7:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Come on everyone, Strap in tight...
it’ll be a long ride.

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by rangers85 on Aug 20, 2008 7:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Did you get those from Knoxie's closet?
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 20, 2008 7:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Good first inning for Millwood
Only 12 pitches. Let’s go get ’em Bats!
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 20, 2008 7:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What's the over/under
on # of innings Bradley plays tonight?
by tyd3311 on Aug 20, 2008 7:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'll take five
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love how Washington almost walks out to argue calls...
honestly, show a little fire and at least have a fast jog or run out there.
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by rangers85 on Aug 20, 2008 7:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
he was safe.
sigh.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 20, 2008 7:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Granderson
was trying to make sportscenter, and FAILED
by tyd3311 on Aug 20, 2008 7:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
And inside-the-park homerun
would have been beastly.
But a triple is pretty too.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 7:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ugh, he sould have just gone
probably wont score anyway, might as well see if we can get some excitement.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 20, 2008 7:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice plate discipline there Bradley
Talk about buzzkill after that triple.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 20, 2008 7:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Knoxie all about the youngins tonight...
well also big fat guys too.
Knoxie’s 2 big loves
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by rangers85 on Aug 20, 2008 7:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nice pitch
K-Mill.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 20, 2008 7:21 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Behold the 'hawk

"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 20, 2008 7:23 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
NO ICE CREAM FOR YOU!
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by rangers85 on Aug 20, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bwahahaha
Wow… did he do that himself?
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 20, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was definitely the implication on the pre-game
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 20, 2008 7:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Oh my
Laird…you just can’t pull it off.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 7:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I feel like this is crying out to be made into some kind of graphic
but I can’t think of a good one.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 20, 2008 7:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This is cheap, rushed and unorgional
But…

We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 20, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmn
Looks like it works.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 20, 2008 7:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He almost looks like
a member of the lollipop guild on “The Wizard of Oz”
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
can we take advantage of this particular free extra base hit?
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 20, 2008 7:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Answer hazy. Ask again later.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 20, 2008 7:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well i couldnt have blamed them if we didnt
with the two line shots being caught
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 20, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 20, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
OK....stop th presses
Borbon drew a walk….then promptly stole second and scored on a Blalock double
by laxtonto on Aug 20, 2008 7:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WOOO METCALF!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 20, 2008 7:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Woo Metcalf!
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 7:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Metcalf beastly
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by rangers85 on Aug 20, 2008 7:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
METCALF!?!
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 20, 2008 7:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wt?
really? Metcalf?
"You can't reason with your heart; it has its own laws, and thumps about things which the intellect scorns." - from A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court, by Mark Twain
by dstar442005 on Aug 20, 2008 7:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
uh....
no
If you want some slack, bring your own rope.
by rangerfaninva on Aug 20, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
but of course
"You can't reason with your heart; it has its own laws, and thumps about things which the intellect scorns." - from A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court, by Mark Twain
by dstar442005 on Aug 20, 2008 7:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Fail.
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 20, 2008 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Joining in a bit late
but that double play in the first was complete and utter crap. This should be a 3-0 game at least right now.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 20, 2008 7:36 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
LOL!!!
Renteria swings the bat like a little girl
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 20, 2008 7:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
am i dreaming, or are we winning and has millwood not let in a hit?
Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future
by Steal Home on Aug 20, 2008 7:40 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
shhh
If we start talking about Millwood not looking like a useless tub of lard, he’ll start pitching like a useless tub of lard.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 20, 2008 7:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
got it
Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future
by Steal Home on Aug 20, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Shhh
Start talking about Laird’s bad haircut again
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 7:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
What?
What in the name of god are you talking about? I know nothing of this! Nothing!
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 20, 2008 7:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Awhile back, a guy I know blogged about (strange) ways to make baseball more interesting
He had a list of seven things. I think these four are my favorite… (please forgive the profanity and some offensive terms)
4) The home team is determined by a rousing game of team grabass. The rules are simply: Every member of each team, coaches and all, find a place on the playing field. When the whistle sounds, each participant tries to grab the ass of an individual on the opposing team. When an ass is grabbed, the grabbee is sentenced to the bench and his team proceeds without his services. When all of the members of one team are eliminated, the remaining team is named the victor and receive home team honors.
5) The length of the game is determined by the number of pushups the bench coach can do. Jamie Quirk can do 37 pushups? Well then we are playing 37 innings. Oh Sandy Alomar Sr. can only do 1 and a half? Well then the home team gets to bat twice. I guess you should have tried harder in that game of grabass.
6) The sixth inning, if applicable, is always Crazy Backwards Inning. The batters must do an about face at the plate and bat from the other side of the plate. Righties bat lefty and lefties bat righty. Switch hitters arent allowed to bat in the CBItheir wives take their places at the dish. Fielders must but their glove on the off hand and complete the inning throwing like their DNA strand got clipped and they lost the gene for heterosexuality.
7) A team that gives up three homeruns in an inning has to do a team naked run. That’s one lap around the stadium sans clothing. Its kind of like rolling double three times in Monopoly and having to go to jail, or getting skunked in Beirut (beer pong to some).
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 7:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
wheres the profanity?
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on Aug 20, 2008 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I guess I see "grabass"
as profanity
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 7:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
wow really?
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on Aug 20, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well...when you're trying to keep it PG
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Let's Dance
The Greatness of Return Music!
Great Omen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Aug 20, 2008 7:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WOOOO BOGGS!!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 20, 2008 7:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
BOGGSY!!!
Total stud
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 20, 2008 7:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
BOOOOOOOOGGGGGGSSSSS
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 20, 2008 7:44 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WOOOO BOGGS

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by rangers85 on Aug 20, 2008 7:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FOTF!
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by rangers85 on Aug 20, 2008 7:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I so HEART you, MY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Aug 20, 2008 7:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
FACE!!!!
Get that crap out of his face!!!
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 20, 2008 7:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Wow this is crazy
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 20, 2008 7:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Whoa!!!!
I dare say we have a monster inning going here.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 7:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
No fireworks and a different Natural theme
Chuck can’t be having a good night.
by jamcadbury on Aug 20, 2008 7:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
'tis a ranger miracle.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 20, 2008 7:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Some people on here are pretty dumb soo, answer this question
What is the main reason a team would build a dome for their park?
Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future
by Steal Home on Aug 20, 2008 7:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
You expect us to answer
after you insulted us?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 7:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
no, its just dirk diggler/ thedirkatron
Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future
by Steal Home on Aug 20, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
To
trap you forever, far away from a computer?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Aug 20, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
rain
but dome + AC = comfortable playing conditions.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 20, 2008 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
thank you
Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future
by Steal Home on Aug 20, 2008 7:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The dome in Minnesota is not fun to see a game in though
It has this weird noise….like the fans that are keeping the dome up. And the roof is the same color as the ball. And it’s just ugly.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 7:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Retractable roof
The only good solution for a baseball stadium. On nice April/May/September games, the roof can always stay open. During June/July/August, you’re going to pretty much close it each game.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 20, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
It'd probably be almost the opposite
in Minnesota. I’m anxious to see how they manage with no roof next season.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
and at least dont have the roof be the same color as the ball
Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future
by Steal Home on Aug 20, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where is the fun in that?
White roof with big bright white lights. Nothing would make the defense better.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 20, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Domes just suck period, IMO
Now that they have retractable roofs, I think MLB should mandate that the domes in Minny and Tampa Bay should be torn down by 2010.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 20, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha
I like going to games at Tropicana. 72 degrees.
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 20, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Done on the Minnesota deal.
Well, it won’t be torn down. But it won’t be used anymore either. Their new stadium won’t have a roof.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
the diggler seems to think that domes aren't generally built because of rain in that area
his evidence is one park, arizona
Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future
by Steal Home on Aug 20, 2008 7:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You are an idiot
The topic was about why a dome wouldn’t be built in DFW. My point was, there are lots of reasons it wouldn’t be built. A lack of rain would be last on the list of things that would keep them from building a dome.
Ask yourself this, if Hicks is asked the question “Why don’t you build a domed stadium?”
Do you think he’d answer “Because it doesn’t rain enough here.”
I'm undefeated in fights. Have I been in any? No. Thats because people know my f'ing status. Don't mess with the elite. - Miles
by Dirk Diggler on Aug 20, 2008 11:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
what a dumbass. i guess it doesnt rain in Florida or Houston or Seattle...hmmmm
Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future
by Steal Home on Aug 21, 2008 12:35 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That went to almost the same spot
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on Aug 20, 2008 7:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
BACK2BACK BABY
NOW THAT"S HOW WE ROLL!!
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 20, 2008 7:46 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Do the BYRD
Biotchez!!!!!!!!!!!
YAY!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Aug 20, 2008 7:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Byrd--FAIL!!!
That wasn’t a home run, it might as well count as an out
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 20, 2008 7:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I hunt you down.
Hunt you down, I said!
;)
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Aug 20, 2008 7:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
walking laird to load the bases for davis
absolutely comical.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 20, 2008 7:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's the lefty/lefty thing
Leyland’s trying to play the percentages.
It almost worked there too.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 20, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i know its because of lefty lefty....
but ones got a .706 ops vs lefties, and ones got a .ops over 1.0. thus, comical.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 20, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Agreed
Leyland obviously didn’t look at the stat sheet.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 20, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ahhh...no respect for CD
Make ’em pay
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 7:50 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
MILLWOOD
IS THROWING A NO HITTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I THINK HE JUST MIGHT DO IT!!!!!!!
"You can't reason with your heart; it has its own laws, and thumps about things which the intellect scorns." - from A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court, by Mark Twain
by dstar442005 on Aug 20, 2008 7:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
you've screwed him
he’ll take a line drive off the elbow now
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 20, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
heh
;)
"You can't reason with your heart; it has its own laws, and thumps about things which the intellect scorns." - from A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court, by Mark Twain
by dstar442005 on Aug 20, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ugh
Why would you do this?
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 20, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
CAUSE
THE WORLD NEEDS MORE MILLWOOD…
AND I KNOW HES GOING TO DO THIS!!!
DONT YOU GUYS????
"You can't reason with your heart; it has its own laws, and thumps about things which the intellect scorns." - from A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court, by Mark Twain
by dstar442005 on Aug 20, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nice jinx
Very nice.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 20, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
woooo that was almost epic fail!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 20, 2008 7:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs

Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 20, 2008 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yikes he almost played right into their hands.
oh well
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 20, 2008 7:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Davis
not great, but at least a run is scored
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 20, 2008 7:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think I've mentioned this before
But my brother is taking me to KC on Monday to see the Rangers (belated birthday present). He won’t tell me where the seats are though. Says it’s a surprise. Ha ha ha. I can’t complain though….he’s paying for the whole trip.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 7:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Remember that diary awhile back that was suggesting we trade a catcher for him?
lol, wut.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 20, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Didn't he kill the Rangers
each start a few years back?
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 20, 2008 7:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Got the run home.
Nice.
This inning needs some Flair.

"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
by ghtd36 on Aug 20, 2008 7:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
every inning needs some Flair
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 20, 2008 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
Well, every inning we score that is.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 20, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, Millwood has run support!
Oh wait……………….I fail…
I so sorry!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Aug 20, 2008 7:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Scott Sheldon is the Ranger
who has played all nine positions.
I sat next to him at a welcome back banquet a few years ago. Nice guy.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 7:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Who's the nicest athlete you've ever met?
I met the great Todd Van Poppel back arouind ’90 or so and he was very nice. Took pictures with me and my dad and autographed a ball for me.
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 20, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmm...depends on how you qualify it.
I met Kurt Warner when he was still nobody (just playing QB in arena football here in Iowa and stocking shelves at a grocery story), and he was super nice.
But in terms of somebody who was already a professional, I would definitely have to give it to David Dellucci. I miss him so much.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 8:00 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fail
Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future
by Steal Home on Aug 21, 2008 12:38 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
NO HITTER!!!!!!!!!!!!
M
"You can't reason with your heart; it has its own laws, and thumps about things which the intellect scorns." - from A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court, by Mark Twain
by dstar442005 on Aug 20, 2008 7:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
That's on you dstar
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 20, 2008 7:55 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
i
know. sorry guys :(
"You can't reason with your heart; it has its own laws, and thumps about things which the intellect scorns." - from A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court, by Mark Twain
by dstar442005 on Aug 20, 2008 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
BUT
I STILL KNOW HE WILL GIVE UP FEWER THAN 6 RUNS AND THAT WE WILL WIN!!!!!!
"You can't reason with your heart; it has its own laws, and thumps about things which the intellect scorns." - from A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court, by Mark Twain
by dstar442005 on Aug 20, 2008 7:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
*facepalm*
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 20, 2008 7:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
KK-Mill
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 20, 2008 7:58 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
AND KEVIN MILLWOOD!!
"You can't reason with your heart; it has its own laws, and thumps about things which the intellect scorns." - from A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court, by Mark Twain
by dstar442005 on Aug 20, 2008 8:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
GDawg,
still watching The Cleaner?
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Aug 20, 2008 8:06 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
haven't seen anything past the 3rd episode I think
I haven’t seen new episodes of it on TV recently and haven’t looked for it online.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 20, 2008 8:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bummer...it's still
good.
Email me, I’ll send ’ya a linkie.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Aug 20, 2008 8:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How many episodes have they had
I’ll try and catch up this weekend or something.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 20, 2008 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
EP5 was
the last one.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Aug 20, 2008 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
alright
I have my own ways of catching up through the internet :D
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 20, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
tvdown dot wut?
haha!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Aug 20, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
cleaner
caught an episode this weekend, pretty good. may have to catch up on it.
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Aug 20, 2008 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ya, I don't watch much tv, at all
but that is a darn good show. A can’t miss.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Aug 20, 2008 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Arias with a triple
Sweet!
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 8:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The Scott Sheldon version of that...
….was whack…
Sticking him in in the middle of the game, on the road, and changing positions mid-inning is dumb.
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 20, 2008 8:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Spiderman!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Aug 20, 2008 8:08 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I can't remember another athlete
ever actually saying that they don’t want to have to surgery simply for not wanting to be cut open and such. I’m sure most never want to, but its interesting to hear someone actually say it instead of just saying the usual.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 20, 2008 8:10 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
This is crap
Young is getting screwed by the 1st base ump.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 20, 2008 8:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Borbon musta heard someone making fun of his steal rate earlier
hes got 3 SBs already tonight.
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on Aug 20, 2008 8:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy hell!!!
That one was smashed
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 20, 2008 8:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy SHEEPSHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Aug 20, 2008 8:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Holy SHEEPSHITTERS?????????????
w00t!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Aug 20, 2008 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
HAMBINO!!!!!!!!
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 20, 2008 8:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Arias' #4 on the back of his jersey
looks like an iron-on.
Offense doesn't doubt me, but my first and primemost thing is defense and punt return and kickoff return
by Brett Perryman on Aug 20, 2008 8:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
woooooow hammy!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 20, 2008 8:11 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
HOLY MOLEY
JOSH FREAKING HAMILTON!!
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 20, 2008 8:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
CONNECT FOUR!!!
Milton wanted to join the game
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 20, 2008 8:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
BOARD GAME!!!!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 20, 2008 8:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Where has this offense been?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 8:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
It's my rally mohawk
It works.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 20, 2008 8:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That one might have gone farther than Hamiltons!!!!
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 20, 2008 8:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What did Adam say about Robertson?
oh yeah
Offense doesn't doubt me, but my first and primemost thing is defense and punt return and kickoff return
by Brett Perryman on Aug 20, 2008 8:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
WOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!



"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
by ghtd36 on Aug 20, 2008 8:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
BOOOOOOAARD GAME!!
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 20, 2008 8:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What did Davis say to Kins?
I couldn’t make it out even after rewinding it
Bryan Smith (12:17:17 PM PT): Justin Smoak and Josh Hamilton. The AL West might just have found their Bash Brothers, v. 2.0.
by bigsteve on Aug 20, 2008 8:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I think he just told him that he wanted to sit on that step
I dunno
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
well maybe the triple instead of inside the parker will pay off
i love me some cycles.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 20, 2008 8:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
The Tigers OF defense
looks absolutely terrible
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 20, 2008 8:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
lol the barrage of homeruns gifted byrd a double
sweeeeeeet.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 20, 2008 8:17 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Loving the Tiger OF defense in this series
LOL.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 20, 2008 8:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
What's up with all the triples today
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 20, 2008 8:25 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Millwood
"You can't reason with your heart; it has its own laws, and thumps about things which the intellect scorns." - from A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court, by Mark Twain
by dstar442005 on Aug 20, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Granderson's got mad speed.
"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
by ghtd36 on Aug 20, 2008 8:26 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well that works
Nice to see the IF defense showing up for a change.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 20, 2008 8:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I want to see Josh hit for the cycle
Just a Single and a Double away
Why so serious?
by Joker'z on Aug 20, 2008 8:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Lot of work for an out from Davis
That thing took a while to land
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 20, 2008 8:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
ugh
i really wanted a CD homer
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 20, 2008 8:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Metcalf
Actually swinging the bat pretty well tonight.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 20, 2008 8:31 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ok guys, stop feeding the PsychoBeef7 troll
Why so serious?
by Joker'z on Aug 20, 2008 8:32 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I've flagged him four times
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
Going into full “ignore” mode.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 20, 2008 8:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yay
Knox talk
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 20, 2008 8:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OMG OMG
"You can't reason with your heart; it has its own laws, and thumps about things which the intellect scorns." - from A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court, by Mark Twain
by dstar442005 on Aug 20, 2008 8:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I'd actually like to try the Hambino sandwich
I wonder how much it costs
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 8:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Are you sure you only want the sandwich?
by awillis111 on Aug 20, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes, quite sure.
I like Josh, but he’s no CD.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha ha...that's alright
As long as you don’t start calling me “asymmetrical” or “plump,” I can take it.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 8:37 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've seen you avatar
You’re cute, but, alas, too young for my old ass
by awillis111 on Aug 20, 2008 8:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha ha
Thanks, I think. :)
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm 38 and married
and you’re what, 24?
by awillis111 on Aug 20, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha...I wish
I’m 28
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wish I was 28 again
I will be 40 in October.
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Aug 20, 2008 8:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You're lying...
And I’m the last person to call somebody asymmetrical or plump…had my physical last week: 5’10" 295#
by awillis111 on Aug 20, 2008 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm not lying.
I was born July 20, 1980…six days before Jason Botts
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Beasticon is her man.
Even I know that.
"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
by ghtd36 on Aug 20, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Someone should really start discouraging this
I fear my infatuation with him is hurting my fan credibility.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Guys can have man-crushes.
Why can’t you have a woman-crush? Seems like a terrible double standard if you ask me.
"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
by ghtd36 on Aug 20, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Naw
I don’t think so.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 20, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Just making sure
It’s tough to build any credibility as a female baseball fan. CD has obliterated my “I really just like the game” stance.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You understand the game and it's fundimentals
One crush on a player can’t really invalidate that, IMO.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 20, 2008 8:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd hope not
because I have a few man-crushes
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 20, 2008 8:44 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I've had mini-crushes on a few others
But this one is worse. I was speechless and shaky around the other three. I fear I may just faint around him…if I get to be near him at all on Monday.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 8:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bet she'd take the sandwich with a side of Beasticon
by awillis111 on Aug 20, 2008 8:38 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Forget the sandwich
The Beasticon is more than enough for me.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
$8.75
IIRC from last night. Big enough to split, from what I gathered.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Aug 20, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Add about $200
That’s how much it would cost me to get one. I don’t know when I’ll get to Texas again.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 8:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Gotcha
Of course, all my family is up there…I’ve made so many road trips I can do it in my sleep…I mean really!
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Aug 20, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Where is Adam J. Morris,
and why hasn’t he drop-kicked Psychobeef7 off the blog?
by awillis111 on Aug 20, 2008 8:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I don't think he's around
does z have privileges? is he here?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 8:34 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wouldn't worry about it
AJM will get him sooner or later – he should check in at some point to give us a new thread.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 20, 2008 8:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Thought we were going to see some more brilliant
fielding from the Tigers OF
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 20, 2008 8:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Everyone hear that?
It’s sanity returning to the blog. I think whatshisfacebutgodiwanttopunchhiminthethroat is gone.
"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
by ghtd36 on Aug 20, 2008 8:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I was starting to actually like Steal Home
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 8:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Heh
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 20, 2008 8:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Aww, I was just
warming up my Tiger Claw.
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Aug 20, 2008 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dangit
The first game this week in which we’re actually doing well, and I have to check out in the middle of it. Oh well, at least we’re leading by a good amount.
Somebody be sure to do a “BOOOOOGGGSSS” for me if Brandon homers again, ’k?
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 20, 2008 8:47 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Peace out, "baseball hay-seus"
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 20, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Deuces, boy-o.
"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
by ghtd36 on Aug 20, 2008 8:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hamilton
I’m betting he hits a HR again in the game instead of hitting a double and doesn’t get the cycle.
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 20, 2008 8:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Noooooo
I want the cycle!!! I remember when GMJ hit for it…
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
speaking of GMJ
he’s a douche
By 2028, Mark Teixeira will be in the HOF.
-The Outlaw
by Gdawg on Aug 20, 2008 8:50 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah, I'm not a huge fan of his anymore
After some of the things I’ve heard about his clubhouse attitude.
It’s a shame. He was so nice to me at the awards dinner. Thomas Diamond smelled better though.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 8:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"Thomas Diamond smelled better though."
I’ll take “Very Creepy Things” for 200, Alex.
"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
by ghtd36 on Aug 20, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Come on...that's not THAT creepy
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
+1
I tend to notice guys that have made an effort to smell good.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 20, 2008 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hey, I'm all for smelling good.
I just got this mental image of BBIMBF leaning in to get a good whiff of Diamond.
"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
by ghtd36 on Aug 20, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
One can be subtle while inhaling
Not that I’ve done that, or anything.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 20, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I got cologne from my girlfriend for Christmas a last year.
She insisted that it wasn’t a hint.
It’s Guess, and I’ve been told it smells good.
"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
by ghtd36 on Aug 20, 2008 8:58 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I didn't have to lean too close.
He pulled my friend and I in close for the picture. Which his fiance took. She was so sweet.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Picture time
I shrunk it a lot because I look awful in it!!

-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 9:01 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Wow.
I always forget how tall most baseball players are.
He looks a lot like a guy I dated in high school and college.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 20, 2008 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You want tall? I've got tall..

Josh Lewin took this photo. He had to turn the camera sideways to get all of us in. Ha ha.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
SWEET MERCIFUL SEXY JESUS!
HE’S HUGE!
/what she said.
"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
by ghtd36 on Aug 20, 2008 9:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
This guy's pretty big too

He was the first Ranger I ever met :)
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 9:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And now I'm done posting pictures of me, I swear
Ugh. Although it’s kind of nice to look back at these photos. I’ve lost about 30 lbs. since then.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 9:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ha ha
I’m waiting for someone to make fun of my shirt.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 9:09 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Millwood
75 pitches.
He needs a CG.
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 20, 2008 8:51 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
A Millwood CG
And Hamilton cycle
Might be too much to wish for….
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'd sacrifice the cycle for a CG.
"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
by ghtd36 on Aug 20, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You might win
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think my head might explode
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 20, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
fail
Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future
by Steal Home on Aug 21, 2008 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Great...so we got a lawyer
wishing for the implosion of the planet?
Yeah, so what’s the contingency fee on that?
;)
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Aug 20, 2008 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Woah...
Just answered an email from my VP…kinda difficult not to say Holy Shit, or Byrd Rools!
Dang reality interfering with my Baseball Fetish…
:-)
"...my balls are really like a veiny flesh color" blueballlefty on Jun 4, 2008 7:44 PM EDT
"you gonna lose your horse. seriously." FX2
"If you ain't got no money, ain't nobody calls you honey," Bo Diddley
by Rodney on Aug 20, 2008 8:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
OT: Usain Bolt coming up on NBC
Though it doesn’t really matter since most everybody already knows what happened.
by jamcadbury on Aug 20, 2008 8:53 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Even though you knew what was gonna happen...
that was incredible.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe. Albert Einstein
by GhostofSteveFoucault on Aug 20, 2008 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You mean he won
the 17,000 relay flagpole toss?!
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Aug 20, 2008 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i cant believe millwood hasnt given up his standard 10 hits yet.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 20, 2008 9:03 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Laird
Is vanity a tool? He may just have six. “I look good in anything”.
by Black Francis on Aug 20, 2008 9:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Ha ha
In his own mind.
When I saw him in Anaheim, he was coming back from church with his wife and was carrying her espadrilles and her purse. I told him both were very flattering on him. He laughed and said, “Yeah, I can work it.”
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Peavy v. Haren in Arizona
And it is 4-3 after 1 inning.
by Adam J. Morris on Aug 20, 2008 9:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Please tell us you banned
Psychobeef
by awillis111 on Aug 20, 2008 9:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The dude hasn't posted in a while
No worries, guy.
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 20, 2008 9:16 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm sure you've been asked this
But how are you hanging in there with Fay?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
We got some moderate wind and stinging rain
bent some of the palm trees a little bit, but nothing too bad. It went more to the East at the last minute, so we fared pretty well. Thanks for asking.
It looks like it might swing back into north central Florida. My parents live in Gainesville, so they might have to deal with it.
Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on Aug 20, 2008 9:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
fail
Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future
by Steal Home on Aug 21, 2008 7:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Dayum, Metcalf!
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 20, 2008 9:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I would not have called for two Metcalf homers tonight
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 9:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
tough night for davis
smashed line drive out, juuuuuuuust missed a HR, not a terribly hit groundball, and now the K. could easily be a really nice night. oh well.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 20, 2008 9:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He'll have a great night Monday
He’ll see me :)
Ha ha. Riiiiiight.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 9:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i hope noone gets any stupid ideas about metcalf because of this =)
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 20, 2008 9:09 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
10 YEAR DEAL!
"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
by ghtd36 on Aug 20, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Metcalf
…there’s not six million dollars difference between him and Hank Blalock.
by Black Francis on Aug 20, 2008 9:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmm...
Interesting point…
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Metcalf, Hamilton, and Millwood
On nights like this, it really makes you wish the game would count double or triple…kinda soothes the ranger soul
by LongviewLegend315 on Aug 20, 2008 9:13 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
+1
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 9:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Hmm...quiet all of a sudden
I guess my pics scared everyone.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 9:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Kam Loe looks a tad bit sauced in that one pic, haha..verry nice
by LongviewLegend315 on Aug 20, 2008 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He does. I agree.
He might have been. He was there with his then-girlfriend. So glad she’s history.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 9:18 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
A buddy of mine ran into him at a gas station in DFW and he had a 24 pack under each one of his arms.
Said he was a mountain
by LongviewLegend315 on Aug 20, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Well, you know neither of them was for CJ
Kam was gonna drink it all, I guess
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
CJ must have been too busy
Daoism is all of the craze haha
by LongviewLegend315 on Aug 20, 2008 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
CJ doesn't drink
Hasn’t ever.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 9:25 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wish my name was
…Fausto Carmona. That’s a pretty damn cool name.
by Black Francis on Aug 20, 2008 9:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Cooler than
Justin Smoak?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 9:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
How wrong is it that lately I have been opening Gamethreads and then doing a quick "Find in this page" vanity search?
by RachelB on Aug 20, 2008 9:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Aww
We could talk about you more if you want
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, I'm relieved when I see "Reached end of page"....
:-)
If I’m going to be talked about, I want to be a part of it!
by RachelB on Aug 20, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You missed a strange troll tonight
who seemed confused about their gender and intelligence. and then called me fat and ugly. it was fuuuuuun.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm so sorry I missed that.
Obviously it sounds like just my cup of tea.
by RachelB on Aug 20, 2008 9:30 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
No, no it's all about meeeeeee!
lol
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Aug 20, 2008 9:22 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah I think so
“Fausto Carmona” really rolls off the tongue, and somehow inspires fear at the same time. Sounds like a South American dictator’s name.
by Black Francis on Aug 20, 2008 9:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
or a south american drug lord
"I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it." - Mitch Hedberg
by rentz on Aug 20, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I vote for Satan's bitch
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Aug 20, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't you watch South Park?
Satan’s bitch is named “Chris”
It's baseball. You don't always get what you want, and you don't always want what you get. --Ed Coffin
by txranger7 on Aug 20, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yes it's just funny that is all.
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Aug 20, 2008 9:33 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The Angels about to salvage game 3 of their series with Tampa
I really hope LAA goes down in flames in the playoffs…Sciosia really bugs me
by LongviewLegend315 on Aug 20, 2008 9:22 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I couldn't agree more
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Aug 20, 2008 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
He bugs me too
…but he’d bug me a lot less if he were managing the Rangers.
by Black Francis on Aug 20, 2008 9:27 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
First Rangers-Angels game at home this season
Argues balls and strikes with his Angels up 8-0….I gave him an earful from right behind the third base dugout. He ended up getting ejected. pretty funny.
by LongviewLegend315 on Aug 20, 2008 9:29 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
C'mon Josh
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 9:26 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
aw, too bad
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 20, 2008 9:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
nooooooooooooo
hurry, 8 straight baserunners.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 20, 2008 9:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Yeah come on big inning!!
"Would you mind walking a time or two so I could drive in some runs"? Milton Bradley
by boomer1 on Aug 20, 2008 9:28 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Boo...so far from being a double
:(
So much for the cycle.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 9:27 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Don't push it with the baseball gods...
Allowing Fatass to pitch 8 innings was as much as they could do
by LongviewLegend315 on Aug 20, 2008 9:28 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
boo knoxie
ignore the actual good sign, talk to a very poor “elvis”
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 20, 2008 9:29 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Millwood coming on for the ninth?
"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
by ghtd36 on Aug 20, 2008 9:30 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
well, i guess i have to say good job millwood.
but i have too much hate built up for one game to erase.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 20, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Let's do it, Millwood!


"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
by ghtd36 on Aug 20, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Nobody runs on Josh
Nobody
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 9:33 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Hamilton is an awesome outfielder
maybe the best the Rangers have ever had…In terms of physical tools
by LongviewLegend315 on Aug 20, 2008 9:34 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
One Man, 1,059,403 tools.
"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
by ghtd36 on Aug 20, 2008 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
All around, without a doubt
For a player his size to be able to run and catch like he does is pretty amazing.
by Black Francis on Aug 20, 2008 9:36 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I mean Juan Gonzales had one of the strongest arms to ever play right for the Rangers
But He was a knucklehead out there at times too…
by LongviewLegend315 on Aug 20, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
A lot of people forget that he had a cannon. Hamilton’s arm is just as strong and more accurate, though. And I hate to say this because I’m a huge Gonzalez fan, but yeah, he didn’t always put the pedal to the metal defensively.
by Black Francis on Aug 20, 2008 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The kid with the White Sox jersey
doesn’t deserve the ball
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 9:35 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I agree
I don’t quite get the “gotta give the ball to the kid” philosophy. I have been to well over 100 games in my life and never got a ball. If I got one now I damn sure wouldn’t give it up to some snot nosed punk in a White Sox jersey OR his little brother.
"Over the last 15 months, we’ve traveled to every corner of the United States. I’ve now been in 57 states" - Barack Obama
by DaheelzCM on Aug 20, 2008 9:39 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
woooooooo complete game.
the preceding post is not nearly as negative or insulting as you think it is
by DSheppard on Aug 20, 2008 9:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I can't lie
I love it when CD has to stretch out for a throw to 1st. The splits are my fave. But I’ll take what he just did too.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 9:37 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
He he he
Too bad Hank is gonna be playing first now :( BOOOOOO!
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 9:40 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I wouldn't worry
One stretch and Hank will pull multiple muscles and will land back on the DL.
"Over the last 15 months, we’ve traveled to every corner of the United States. I’ve now been in 57 states" - Barack Obama
by DaheelzCM on Aug 20, 2008 9:41 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
yep
many more CD splits and thrusts to come. I mean, follow.
by RachelB on Aug 20, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Bwahaha
Those are both in my plan
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Don't worry
He’ll trip on his shoestrings on the way out to the bag and spend the first half of next year in Extended. Hopefully not for the Rangers.
by Black Francis on Aug 20, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Seriously...when I read that the Rangers were still not giving up on Hobbles, I chuckled
He’s like the Knight in Monty Python who gets all of his limbs chopped off and still tries to fight…gotta like his attitude, but he may be really hurting the youth movement
by LongviewLegend315 on Aug 20, 2008 9:43 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Although...
i’m betting the seats my bro got for the game on Monday are on the 3b side… :)
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 9:45 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Next time I talk to Chris, I will have to ask him if he's seeing anybody...
And how being a 22-year-old stud ballplayer for the Rangers has changed his life haha
by LongviewLegend315 on Aug 20, 2008 9:48 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Meh
A wise friend once told me there’s no such thing as a single baseball player.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 9:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
That was about the best-played game of the year
by jamcadbury on Aug 20, 2008 9:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
no arguments there
"Well, the Dallas Mavericks got beat by the New Orleans Hornets last night ending their season. Word is that someone on the team is dating Jessica Simpson." - Jay Leno
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by hinduplaya on Aug 20, 2008 9:42 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Very nice way to close out the win
Good game.
by Black Francis on Aug 20, 2008 9:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Kevin Freakin' Millwood!


"One man, five scoops." -- shroomer
by ghtd36 on Aug 20, 2008 9:38 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
TO: Steal Home and Horsedooty
Please give us more Millwood inning predictions
by awillis111 on Aug 20, 2008 9:45 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Horsedooty
Hey I will admit I was wrong. I want him to win and do good. You stat guys are big on samples and it looked to me like that was the trend. Glad I was wrong.
¡yo soy Horsedooty!
I soloed in the Mile High Club!
by horsedooty on Aug 21, 2008 7:49 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I thought the odds of Millwood pitching a complete game and allowing only 1 run were even less than Sharky having a penis longer than the nail on his limp pinky finger. Way to kick in Kevin only after we’ve completely dropped out of the wildcard hunt. You deserve a bj from a remora.
by Rangerchick on Aug 20, 2008 9:48 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
a little harsh on Sharky
"Well, the Dallas Mavericks got beat by the New Orleans Hornets last night ending their season. Word is that someone on the team is dating Jessica Simpson." - Jay Leno
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by hinduplaya on Aug 20, 2008 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Unpossible
"Over the last 15 months, we’ve traveled to every corner of the United States. I’ve now been in 57 states" - Barack Obama
by DaheelzCM on Aug 20, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I love the ice shower
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 9:49 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
just saw it again
he looked PISSED.
if so, that’s ri-dic-u-lous…
by sam in so cal on Aug 20, 2008 9:52 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I think that's just Millwood
He’s just kinda mellow.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 9:54 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Looks like I missed the better part...
of a good game.
Had to go up to the TCU bookstore to figure out what books I needed to order for classes this semester.
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
by rangers85 on Aug 20, 2008 9:52 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Whats your major, rangers??
by LongviewLegend315 on Aug 20, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
I'm there now...
for my masters of accounting.
Undergrad was accounting and finance with real estate, with economics minor.
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
by rangers85 on Aug 20, 2008 10:04 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
cool dude
broadcast journalism major, myself…graduate in december. 4 1/2 years woot
by LongviewLegend315 on Aug 20, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Not bad...
My roommate senior year was an RTVF major, now one of the anchors on the news in Midland. Knew a few broadcast journalism too I believe. I finished undergrad in 4 years in May 2007, probably could have done it in 3.5 years, but added the double major. Took a semester off to work full time, and then started back in January and finish my masters in December. Definitely ready to be done, but I have accepted my job offer already for January, so I can coast through this semester.
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
by rangers85 on Aug 20, 2008 10:10 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Who else could it be other than that crazy mofo...
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
by rangers85 on Aug 20, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
haha yeah...
him and I go back to freshman year when we lived across the hall from each other in the Milton Hilton.
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
by rangers85 on Aug 20, 2008 10:14 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Ummm...
"Over the last 15 months, we’ve traveled to every corner of the United States. I’ve now been in 57 states" - Barack Obama
by DaheelzCM on Aug 20, 2008 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Nah...
I was basically going there to get the ISBNs off the books needed so that I could order them from Amazon and ValoreBooks online for about half the price since the bookstore website doesn’t give you very much info (doesn’t even give you ISBN) and some of my books this semester were very vaguely named. Ended up getting books that from the bookstore would have cost me around $450-500 for $350 (Got 1 at the bookstore used since it was a <$10 difference from online price)
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
by rangers85 on Aug 20, 2008 10:06 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
You don't need books at TCU.
I know four alum who are practically illiterate.
by Black Francis on Aug 20, 2008 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
hahaha, there are dumbass people at every college
But there are quite a few kids I go to school with at TCU that are book smart, but aren’t prepared for life in the real world
by LongviewLegend315 on Aug 20, 2008 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Yeah
I was just messing around. I know a lot more TCU alum who are either smart or successful or both. Just about every girl I know who went there ended up being a housewife, though. It’s that kind of school.
by Black Francis on Aug 20, 2008 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
agree with that one, no doubt
I have found it very difficult to have a meaningful relationship with any girl there….lotta needy chicks
by LongviewLegend315 on Aug 20, 2008 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Definitely...
the down to earth, real girls that also have some brains and ambitions are few and far between at TCU, that’s for sure. But they are generally at least nice to look at.
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
by rangers85 on Aug 20, 2008 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
And they're taken
if you meet a cutie that is single, and you think it might be too good to be true, it probably is.
by LongviewLegend315 on Aug 20, 2008 10:08 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Haha yeah...
because 9 times out of 10, she’s really in a long distance relationship with someone from home, or in a long term flirting relationship with someone.
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
by rangers85 on Aug 20, 2008 10:11 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
"I just completely forgot your question"
LOL
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 20, 2008 9:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Is it just me...
or does Emily Jones just look like a scandalous female?
by LongviewLegend315 on Aug 20, 2008 9:54 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I wish I could get a closer look
at that Hamilton sign.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 20, 2008 9:59 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Me too
BTW, thanks for the Laird screen cap earlier. It made my blog :)
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Glad to help :)
Once I realized I could snag it off the Tivo I couldn’t resist sharing the joy.
"You got a guy coming up there who can’t hit water if he fell out of a boat." - Tom Grieve on Richie Sexson, 5.8.2008
"I’ve been a Rangers fan all my life and I can tell you there’s been plenty of fucking crying in baseball…" - WhipSmart, 6.3.08
"When it comes to Jeff Mathis, the story ends with us putting one in his earhole." - AJM, 7.7.08
by lisa w on Aug 20, 2008 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
cool
we won
to me, abortion is not a religious issue, it's a common sense one...
by Longhorn on Aug 20, 2008 10:07 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Is that Laird?
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
anyone watching beach volleyball?
"Well, the Dallas Mavericks got beat by the New Orleans Hornets last night ending their season. Word is that someone on the team is dating Jessica Simpson." - Jay Leno
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by hinduplaya on Aug 20, 2008 10:12 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
I am now...
nothing else on to watch at this point, plus it’s finally for a medal.
Stars in a Texas Night Sky, a Dallas Stars blog from a fan's perspective.
by rangers85 on Aug 20, 2008 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Actual competition?
What a concept. I hate when NBC shows the gymnastics “gala” instead of sports still competing for medals.
"Over the last 15 months, we’ve traveled to every corner of the United States. I’ve now been in 57 states" - Barack Obama
by DaheelzCM on Aug 20, 2008 10:15 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Holy shit.... the "laborer" Milly pitched a complete game..
SHOCKING better late than never I guess…
all that kickboxing is finally paying off chuckle
"Well you didn't tell me that you were a Rangers fan" the psychiatrist says to his patient. "That explains a lot!"
by LAMuscleFag on Aug 20, 2008 10:16 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
MY joked that he's gonna shave his head in KC
Bwahaha
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 10:18 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
True that
his head does not look like it’s well shaped enough for a shave…
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on Aug 20, 2008 10:20 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Buchholz.
He hasn’t looked very good (in the majors) all year. Gave up a bunch of runs tonight and got optioned to AA immediately after. His value is dropping and it doesn’t seem so outrageous to try to acquire him this offseason for one of our catchers +
by LiamP on Aug 20, 2008 10:20 PM CDT reply actions 0 recs
Bear in mind.
I still don’t think it’s very likely, but I don’t think he’s quite as untouchable as people (myself included) once thought.
by LiamP on Aug 20, 2008 10:21 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
The only catcher I would be willing to give up for him would be Salty
by LongviewLegend315 on Aug 20, 2008 10:23 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future
by Steal Home on Aug 20, 2008 10:49 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
i would do it
but the thing is pitchers who are good before they come to Texas do really bad here, so imagine how bad he would do if he came here. hopefully its a reversal, fomer bad pitchers who come here now do good? :)
Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future
by Steal Home on Aug 20, 2008 10:46 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
how about
we get Homer Bailey and he starts that trend?
"Well, the Dallas Mavericks got beat by the New Orleans Hornets last night ending their season. Word is that someone on the team is dating Jessica Simpson." - Jay Leno
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by hinduplaya on Aug 20, 2008 10:56 PM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
might as well get Balfour too.
Feliz and Hurley. The 1-2 punch of the future
by Steal Home on Aug 21, 2008 12:26 AM CDT up reply actions 0 recs
Damn, looks like I missed half of a really great game
Kudos to Metcalf and K-Mill – talk about two big suprises. We need to see more of this from them.
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 21, 2008 4:53 AM CDT reply actions 0 recs

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