Friday's video -- Hitler reviews the 2008 Rangers

by Adam J. Morris on Aug 22, 2008 12:46 PM CDT

This is also in the rec'd FanShots (which is why everyone should make a point of checking those out), but it definitely deserves front page recognition as well...it is greatness...

Hitler Reviews 2008 Texas Rangers (via utadamy)

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Snooze.

by brettgardner on Aug 22, 2008 12:48 PM CDT 0 recs

Come on BG

it is better than wading one’s way through all of the shrill “connor is a she-devil” threads…

by Goyogringo on Aug 22, 2008 1:18 PM CDT up 0 recs

coffee

spit up.

everywhere.

by SteveP on Aug 22, 2008 12:58 PM CDT 0 recs

I thought the version about the Cowboys was funny

But my preoccupation about the Rangers makes me like this one more. “Let’s just hope it’s not another goddamned Chan Ho Park.”

by FuturePants on Aug 22, 2008 1:00 PM CDT 0 recs

Cowboys version much better

“Hitler wears old Cowboys jersey, Can’t afford new one!”…. so many great lines in that one. I’m sure everyone has seen it, but just in case:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UOqlH4YZBkM

by RangersOCD on Aug 22, 2008 8:52 PM CDT up 0 recs

don't think the cowboys one was funny at all

""If they'd have told me you can make the team but you've got to shine the shoes, I'd have been there shining shoes." -Bradley

by ab03 on Aug 24, 2008 1:33 PM CDT up 0 recs

Team handball's kinda cool

in an Arena Football kind of way.

Blows for the goalkeeper, though.

by robert_d_wilfong on Aug 22, 2008 1:01 PM CDT 0 recs

Funny

Physician: Primum non nocere

Batter: First, make no out

by Chad Crudup on Aug 22, 2008 1:08 PM CDT 0 recs

brilliant

by jcAustin on Aug 22, 2008 1:13 PM CDT 0 recs

F***G GREAT!

by Goyogringo on Aug 22, 2008 1:16 PM CDT 0 recs

Fan-fucking-tastic

C.J. was my boy

Comedy gold

Grieve: The Yanks have struggled so far. - Lewin: Yeah, cry me a bag of money.
ElectricOkra.com

by WhipSmart on Aug 22, 2008 1:24 PM CDT 0 recs

That was my favorite part as well

Godwin's Law Version 2.0 (Rangers Edition)
"As a Ranger discussion grows longer, the probability of a comparison involving Danks, Volquez, or Young approaches one."

by LBBRangerFan on Aug 22, 2008 4:46 PM CDT up 0 recs

"I’m sure you’ve seen Kiker before but I’ll just reiterate that the kid is mean on the mound. He is only 5’10’’ but he is an intimidator. He looks like he hates hitters. He has the juice for pressure situations."
-Jason Parks on Jul 22, 2008 10:08 PM

by Jayslick on Aug 22, 2008 1:42 PM CDT 0 recs

Amazing how well that scene translates to ...

sports humor/frustration.

Very funny.

by Athos on Aug 22, 2008 1:45 PM CDT 0 recs

Hicks-ler?

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 22, 2008 1:46 PM CDT 0 recs

That's ridiculous...

…even an evil genius is at least part genius.

Physician: Primum non nocere

Batter: First, make no out

by Chad Crudup on Aug 22, 2008 1:48 PM CDT up 0 recs

I want to know who swiped Steal Home's home movies????

by awillis111 on Aug 22, 2008 1:47 PM CDT 0 recs

the rangers need to kidnap and steal Yulieski Gouriell

that dude is badass.

i guess he really is gonna piss his life away making 15 bucks a month on the island. sad.

by Jayslick on Aug 22, 2008 1:52 PM CDT 0 recs

nice.

I just like all of the swearing.

Go Rangers!

by rooster on Aug 22, 2008 2:09 PM CDT 0 recs

Downfall is a hell of a movie, FYI

Big rec.

Last week I took a pleasure trip. I drove my wife to the airport.

by Brian Thomas on Aug 22, 2008 2:33 PM CDT 0 recs

That was the funniest thing I've seen all month.

Excellent job to whoever did the video. Rec.

"Either we need to re-calibrate our rectangle, or Alfonzo Marquez is not having a good night." - Josh Lewin

by utlonghorn24 on Aug 22, 2008 2:51 PM CDT 0 recs

Thanks

It’s great when you get a week off work, you can sit around and come up with stuff all day long

Also, thanks to Adam for putting it on the main page

by AdaTex on Aug 22, 2008 3:11 PM CDT up 0 recs

i liked it a lot

well done sir

""If they'd have told me you can make the team but you've got to shine the shoes, I'd have been there shining shoes." -Bradley

by ab03 on Aug 22, 2008 4:07 PM CDT up 0 recs

really?

meh.

to me, abortion is not a religious issue, it's a common sense one...

by Longhorn on Aug 22, 2008 3:49 PM CDT 0 recs

-1

by philkid3 on Aug 22, 2008 3:52 PM CDT up 0 recs

-2

Aikman and Bradshaw?

Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill

by SarasotaRanger on Aug 22, 2008 3:56 PM CDT up 0 recs

-3

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Aug 22, 2008 5:27 PM CDT up 0 recs

and all 3 libs

so surprising.

to me, abortion is not a religious issue, it's a common sense one...

by Longhorn on Aug 22, 2008 6:18 PM CDT up 0 recs

heh

was there a conservative joke in there or is it just that liberals have no sense of humor?

""If they'd have told me you can make the team but you've got to shine the shoes, I'd have been there shining shoes." -Bradley

by ab03 on Aug 22, 2008 6:25 PM CDT up 0 recs

Yep...

Not surprising that the uptight conservative has the stick so far up his ass that he wouldn’t know what’s funny is, even if it smacked him in the face! =P

"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates

by slc ranger on Aug 22, 2008 6:42 PM CDT up 0 recs