Joaquin Arias' egomania as big as my beastliness
Who does this guy think he is?
First of all, he owes his soul to this organization for sticking with him through his complete shit play and his injuries.
"I don't know what happened last year," Arias said. "I want to forget about last year."
You don't know what happened last year? Lets start with you measly body getting injured like it always does.
I'm reading this DMN article about this guy and it is making me sick.
"It's my passion to play shortstop," Arias said. "But I'll play anywhere."
Ok, do I also need to remind him how many errors he had at shortstop? Yeah, like 6 high fives worth. IN AA.
"Maybe one day I'll play every day with another team," Arias said.
Oh, its nice to know you are so dedicated to this organization that you are already thinking about where you are going to play next.
Ive never liked this kid, he thinks he is so cool because he was part of the A-Rod deal. Know what? Well I have news, you are a nobody Arias, A nobody.
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Alright, you know how my wallet and stuff got lost? I called them and told them to send me a new card which they did. They gave me a new pin and so I went to the ATM and the pin didn't work. I stood there doing it like 20 times getting more and more angry. Then I was doing it again, and the damn machine ATE the card and said that the bank requested that it take it. I get pissed.
So I started a chase account here, which is good because I was getting annoyed paying 6 dollars every time I use an ATM machine here(no Bank of America's here)
The people at chase are pretty slimy, all hidden fee's and shit. I avoided all this stuff, but banks are slimy people.
Walmart pisses me off. They think they are so slick with their 6 dollars an hour salary, they think they have power. I went with a few people at 4:30 in the morning and want to ride the electric wheelchairs or whatever. So we start riding them and they start yelling to stop. I'm like no, I'm going like 1 mile per hour I think you can walk over here. They come over and tell me to get off. I say no, I am a paying customer and we are the only people in the store so its not that big of a deal.
Then the other night, I go with different people and I start throwing balls around. My friend throws one at one of the signs that hangs from the ceiling over the frozen food section and the sign falls. I see this guy with a few people cracking up, and I'm like "hey that guy looks familiar". My ex is like "thats our sociology professor". I start cracking up, our professor is 24 years old and looks like your typical frat guy. Its just funny because I didn't recognize who he was at first. Well anyway, I go up to the front of the store and get confronted by these walmart employees. They are like "hand over you alls balls". I was like "no, I'm buying this". Long story short, they got pissed. They know I hide balls all over the store whenever I go which is like everyday. Those people hate me there, I don't care though.
Who are they?
Who be me?
Thats what I thought.
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walmart
if wally word is your past time, i recommend finding a kid that will drive you further to cooler stuff. i spent my 1st couple years at ETSU or A&M Commerce and after a certain point i came to realize that if i was willing to end up at Walmart for an evening of fun and hell-raising, i coulda probably done better.
that and you end up collecting every Nerf Gun ever created.
"I’m sure you’ve seen Kiker before but I’ll just reiterate that the kid is mean on the mound. He is only 5’10’’ but he is an intimidator. He looks like he hates hitters. He has the juice for pressure situations."
-Jason Parks on Jul 22, 2008 10:08 PM
by Jayslick on Aug 25, 2008 1:53 AM CDT 0 recs
Congrats
You seem to have actually regressed in maturity.
by brettgardner on Aug 25, 2008 2:12 AM CDT 5 recs
It all started
With the laundry.
"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
by Ed Coffin on
Aug 25, 2008 2:15 AM CDT
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lol
Hey Miles... Our HP Boy had dinner with Troy Aikman and Tony Romo
by hurlerhurley on
Aug 28, 2008 12:03 AM CDT
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But Miles
I thought it was Elvis you said was going to be a bust?
We need to hire Chuck Norris to kick the ass of any Ranger fan caught booing one of our young pitchers at the RBiA.
by lonestarJon on Aug 25, 2008 3:34 AM CDT 0 recs
Im confused M,
I thought Arias was your fav player?
The bloggerformelyknownasBigBaddBubbaJ
by NYTXFAN on Aug 25, 2008 7:20 AM CDT 0 recs
I do.
He shouldn’t be so picky and choosy right now and thinking about his future without the Rangers.
Today is the youngest you will ever be. Act like it.
by miles on
Aug 25, 2008 10:42 AM CDT
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Arias is trade bait
OK .. I;m not going further with this thread. It’s to long and I’m tired and need to get some sleep. I’ve got to catch a flight out for Charleston, SC in the morning. I’m going to bed.
Hey Miles... Our HP Boy had dinner with Troy Aikman and Tony Romo
by hurlerhurley on
Aug 28, 2008 12:09 AM CDT
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lol
how long ar eyou up there miles?
Every pitch thrown to Josh Hamilton is recorded as an E1. -- clark
by knockoutking on Aug 25, 2008 8:19 AM CDT 0 recs
He's looking like the classic
7 year student to me…
Or the 1 year student.
by JBImaknee on
Aug 25, 2008 9:08 AM CDT
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x
“A lotta people go to college for seven years.”
“I know. They’re called doctors.”
by brettgardner on
Aug 25, 2008 9:23 AM CDT
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I was going to post
some comment about immaturity, until I remembered some of the things I did in college…and after college…and last week…
Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted.
by t ball on Aug 25, 2008 9:30 AM CDT 0 recs
You
Rode around in the motorized carts? I’m all for reasonably stupid hi-jinks, but that’s an 8th grade move, not a college one.
by brettgardner on
Aug 25, 2008 9:35 AM CDT
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Ok,
I never did any of those stupid things in Walmart. I did attempt to destroy myself in many different ways in college, but I didn’t take it out on other people or destroy (much) property intentionally.
Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted.
by t ball on
Aug 25, 2008 9:53 AM CDT
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One of my college friends rode one of those motorized carts around
(we were in college)
He reasoned that those were for people who couldn’t walk and because he was completely wasted, he couldn’t walk. The staff glared at him, but it was like 2 a.m., so they didn’t say much. Just prayed for him to leave, I think.
-- Micah
Baseball Is My Boyfriend
"Davis with 3 ribbies ... you can't hold a good man down." - LonestarJon
"Maybe not, but I'd like to." - Me
by baseballismyboyfriend on
Aug 25, 2008 10:01 AM CDT
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Haha, exactly.
The lady that told us to get off was like “these are for 80 year olds”
I say “What 80 year olds are shopping at walmart at 4:30 in the morning?”
Today is the youngest you will ever be. Act like it.
by miles on
Aug 25, 2008 10:41 AM CDT
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You should
try it, its fun
Today is the youngest you will ever be. Act like it.
by miles on
Aug 25, 2008 10:41 AM CDT
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it's not immaturity
It’s being a dick. Peoples who work overnight at Wal-Mart have it hard enough without some rich kid coming in and destroying everything. Riding motorized carts at 4 in the morning is a victimless crime, however immature, but knocking stuff over and breaking things is just a dick move.
by naropean on
Aug 25, 2008 11:00 AM CDT
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Couldn't agree more.
Or have said it any better.
by brettgardner on
Aug 25, 2008 11:19 AM CDT
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hahaha seriously?.. its their job to work at..well their workplace.. and if they have to clean it up.. they're getting paid for it.
Rich kid? Any kid would do that when he/she is bored, and breaking things..who’s losing money..you? the employees? Nope. i figure sam walton’s descendants can cover the cost of a sign or two, after they’re done wiping themselves with dollar bills.
baseBALLIN!
by kevzta on
Aug 25, 2008 3:51 PM CDT
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People like you
Are the dregs of society.
Did you ever stop to consider that perhaps the cost of cleaning up, coupled with the cost of delaying or canceling other tasks is more higher than the minimum wage the person is likely earning?
That’s not to say nothing of the incredible sense of arrogance one would have to display in order to put their own petty desires above somebody else who’s doing nothing more than trying to earn a living.
You’re bored? Here are a couple tips: read, run, slap it, get pussy. The path to loserdom is paved with low-scale destruction and petty crimes.
by brettgardner on
Aug 25, 2008 4:17 PM CDT
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hahaha i've never actually broken anything for the purpose of knowing that someone will have to clean it up.
and i have never done somehting that would make life any harder on anyone else. i was only trying to defend what miles was doin, because in all seriousness, i see little wrongdoing in what he did. But at the same time, if someone works as a janitor, its understood that they..clean? correct? So what is the big deal if one makes a mess, in a store with janitors/ employees that clean, they’ll clean it up. If cleaning is so degrading, why are there so many employees in superstores, clothing storees that are employed for the purpose of cleaning, that apply for these jobs knowing exactly what they will have to do? hahaha get off your high horse! you want to call people out on having a little fun. Some people are young people who do little things to get a rush with their friends. Its happened forever. So you can complain about “those young people these days” because those people don’t really care. Ive never vandalized any property in my life. If you think riding around on electric scooter at wal mart is petty crime/ lowscale destruction, when a sign falls down, you are crazy. Loserdom is when you classify slapping it a primary way of having fun, or referring to it as “slapping it.” haha
baseBALLIN!
by kevzta on
Aug 25, 2008 6:11 PM CDT
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i worked at a banana republic over the summer
and i could have cared less when people made a mess because, i would clean it up and it was my job. I signed up for it, but i was getting paid, so i didnt care at all.
baseBALLIN!
by kevzta on
Aug 25, 2008 6:13 PM CDT
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I think you're missing the point.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
by slc ranger on
Aug 25, 2008 6:16 PM CDT
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I worked at a banana republic over the summer
Sounds about right…
Last week I took a pleasure trip. I drove my wife to the airport.
by Brian Thomas on
Aug 25, 2008 6:24 PM CDT
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Sorry we can't all be super badass ex-Navy Seal top-secret NSA rocket scientist millionaires like you, Sauce
The 40 Trumps All!!!
by thedirkatron on
Aug 26, 2008 4:22 PM CDT
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I should have taken you to my high school reunion instead of my wife
You resume fluffer, you.
And I run a 7 minute mile on a good day, fyi…
Last week I took a pleasure trip. I drove my wife to the airport.
by Brian Thomas on
Aug 26, 2008 8:45 PM CDT
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Hah...
6 min 45 sec, puss.
"The only good is knowledge and the only evil is ignorance."-Socrates
by slc ranger on
Aug 26, 2008 10:52 PM CDT
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run a mile
that would take me at least a half hour.
Time you enjoy wasting was not wasted.
by t ball on
Aug 26, 2008 11:01 PM CDT
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Yes but bringing me might raise a whole new set of problems
“You’ve brought a what, B. Carter? A "Huntress”? So is that like a man-slave or what’s the deal here?"
The 40 Trumps All!!!
by thedirkatron on
Aug 27, 2008 2:06 AM CDT
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Miles
you’re my boy! what’s up dude? forget what the haters say and keep your head up!
and you sound like you have an awesome time at wal mart! lol
Free Palestine!
by The Ahmad on Aug 25, 2008 9:31 AM CDT 0 recs
Ahmad!
Long time so see, glad to see your posting here again.
Today is the youngest you will ever be. Act like it.
by miles on
Aug 25, 2008 10:42 AM CDT
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Don't encourage him.
Seriously.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
by thedirkatron on
Aug 25, 2008 5:32 PM CDT
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+1
idk whose worse, steal home or the ahmad
Every pitch thrown to Josh Hamilton is recorded as an E1. -- clark
by knockoutking on
Aug 26, 2008 10:06 AM CDT
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Steal Home
It’s just the sheer volume of his stupidity that puts him over the top.
At least ahmad doesn’t post his drivel everywhere all the time.
Steal Home has become fucking ubiquitous.
The 40 Trumps All!!!
by thedirkatron on
Aug 26, 2008 4:24 PM CDT
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Come on now, no need to butter that bread
I see ubiquitous used in conversation all the time.
Like everywhere…
Last week I took a pleasure trip. I drove my wife to the airport.
by Brian Thomas on
Aug 26, 2008 8:43 PM CDT
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i saw it used in a lecture today
had to look it up
Would have been better to use omnipresent
by laxtonto on
Aug 27, 2008 5:36 PM CDT
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yea
at least ahmad at least backs his stuff up some (like his 3 trades)
steal home effing KILLS me
Every pitch thrown to Josh Hamilton is recorded as an E1. -- clark
by knockoutking on
Aug 27, 2008 12:49 PM CDT
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ok
so everyone notices it, didn’t know if it was just me
by slash on
Aug 29, 2008 1:29 AM CDT
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Getting kicked out of walmart
we’ve all been there. It’s like an American pastime I think. Mine was for playing dodgeball with the big bouncy balls in the middle of the walmart store.
Glad to hear you’re having fun Miles.
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
by Agreen07 on Aug 25, 2008 9:58 AM CDT 0 recs
Getting kicked out of walmart
we’ve all been there. It’s like an American pastime I think.
Umm, no we haven’t. And no it’s not, except for idiots.
Offense doesn't doubt me, but my first and primemost thing is defense and punt return and kickoff return
by zywica on
Aug 25, 2008 10:35 AM CDT
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Your wrong as always.
Today is the youngest you will ever be. Act like it.
by miles on
Aug 25, 2008 10:36 AM CDT
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-100
for being a college student who doesnt know how to spell “you’re”
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Aug 26, 2008 2:53 PM CDT
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Aikman and Bradshaw?
Please. They are in the same league as Trent Dilfer and Jim McMahon as QBs who were taken to the SB by great Defenses and great Running Games.
-DJCahill
by SarasotaRanger on
Aug 26, 2008 5:21 PM CDT
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You know what the problem is Z?
You think just because you’re typing instead of speaking to me face to face you can call me names. I’m trying to have fun here and you call me an idiot. You’re unbelievable.
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
by Agreen07 on
Aug 25, 2008 1:10 PM CDT
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I would like to think
that I wasn’t talking about you. If you’re the type that behaves that way in stores, then you are clearly and idiot and I’d have no problem saying that in any forum. I don’t know that about you, though, so I don’t really feel like I’m calling you an idiot. I’m not even convinced that miles really acts like this. Again though, if you are 19 or older and doing this sort of stuff in stores, you really need to grow up. It’s pathetic behavior.
Offense doesn't doubt me, but my first and primemost thing is defense and punt return and kickoff return
by zywica on
Aug 25, 2008 1:35 PM CDT
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Well I did it once
and I was about 19 then. I’m sure you were the perfect 19 year old though and never did anything that someone would deem immature on inappropriate so I guess you are in the right to call me in an idiot.
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
by Agreen07 on
Aug 25, 2008 2:17 PM CDT
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I don't understand
You seem to be admitting that it’s idiotic behavior for a 19 year old.
by brettgardner on
Aug 25, 2008 2:24 PM CDT
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Sure
Doing something that’s borderline idiotic and being an idiot are two different things.
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
by Agreen07 on
Aug 25, 2008 2:43 PM CDT
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Well
I don’t think he was using the term “idiot” in the sense of an actually mentally deficient person, just the opposite actually— someone who knows the right thing to do and does the opposite.
So, by that standard, you could be an idiot when you’re 19 and not one when you’re 22 or whatever other age you choose.
by brettgardner on
Aug 25, 2008 2:48 PM CDT
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Right
Offense doesn't doubt me, but my first and primemost thing is defense and punt return and kickoff return
by zywica on
Aug 25, 2008 2:55 PM CDT
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Sure that makes sense
I just don’t based off on one story of mine and a sarcastic comment, I was an idiot even at 19. People do silly stuff all the time when they’re young. It doesn’t make them an idiot even at that age. I can think of so many things that would make me a bigger idiot…playing dodgeball in a walmart isn’t one of them.
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
by Agreen07 on
Aug 25, 2008 3:06 PM CDT
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Mmm.
Well, for my part, I freely admit being an idiot when the situation warrants it. I’ve been at Walmart in the middle of the night, TP’d stuff, and participated in most of the generally non-offensive douchbaggery of youth. I was an idiot. I got a ticket for going 120 in a 60. Idiot. Lied on here for no real reason. Idiotic. Last night I only got 2 hours of sleep. Terribly idiotic.
I’ve been an idiot most of my life. I’m still waiting to wake up from it.
by brettgardner on
Aug 25, 2008 3:11 PM CDT
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It's just that
there is “19 year old idiot” and “12 year old idiot” and this is 12 year old idiot. 19 year old idiot is drinking way more than you can handle, skipping classes that you shouldn’t, not using a rubber, etc. By the time a kid is 14 or 15 or at least 16 he should be past this sort of thing.
Offense doesn't doubt me, but my first and primemost thing is defense and punt return and kickoff return
by zywica on
Aug 25, 2008 3:12 PM CDT
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Agree
That the acts in question are really junior high/freshman level. Even as a junior in high school I would have looked down snobbily upon such things.
by brettgardner on
Aug 25, 2008 3:14 PM CDT
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You're too old to have any
perception with how 14 year olds act. You were a kid a long time ago, things change. Just because you goof around at walmart once doesn’t make you an idiot. One single evening doesn’t define my life back then so you could call the act idiotic but i wasn’t an idiot.
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
by Agreen07 on
Aug 25, 2008 3:56 PM CDT
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"you're too old"
It’s really funny to hear someone say that.
I did this sort of stuff when I was in junior high. I’m 25 now. Screwing with people who hold down minimum wage jobs in Wal-Mart is junior high level idiotic. Sliding scales exist for stupid things, but that act is an exception.
I believe Z also said that if it’s an American pastime for you, then you’re an idiot. That implies something altogether different than “I did this once”.
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Aug 25, 2008 4:58 PM CDT
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Really?
how so?
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
by Agreen07 on
Aug 25, 2008 6:39 PM CDT
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I have never ever ever seen
someone support acting like a dumb shit so vigorously. If miles said that he’d taken to shooting dogs for sport and I questioned it, would you get all pissy at me?
Offense doesn't doubt me, but my first and primemost thing is defense and punt return and kickoff return
by zywica on
Aug 25, 2008 6:51 PM CDT
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Shut up,
Thats just dumb. You are comparing killing something to harmless fun.
Jesus, I’m sure you were a perfect student when you went to school to.
Today is the youngest you will ever be. Act like it.
by miles on
Aug 25, 2008 7:00 PM CDT
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Okay
I promise, promise, promise that I won’t interact with these two morons any more.
You two goof balls can butcher our language and brag about being dumb shits without me criticizing you, I promise.
Offense doesn't doubt me, but my first and primemost thing is defense and punt return and kickoff return
by zywica on
Aug 25, 2008 7:21 PM CDT
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Butcher the language?
You’re the one who has apparently just developed a blogging stutter.
Brag about being dumb shits? You are exaggerating so much it’s reached absurd levels.
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
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Aug 25, 2008 9:15 PM CDT
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You're being ridiculous...
"Sooner or later, prospects kill you, because you hang onto them." - Greggo, 11/22/2005
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Aug 25, 2008 9:00 PM CDT
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I'm going to guess here
and reply in case I guessed correctly (this being an idiotic act no matter what).
To me, when you start screwing with other people, particularly people who work a shitty job during shitty hours, t


